#🎪bruh-fart
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I mean; if you could get through border you could work your way to France
Then just hop on a boat like most do

nah they sell generic aspirin with a fuckton of ephedrine in it for colds
Or the stupid fuckers forget there’s a train that takes you from Calais to the uk
And you just basically surrender yourself as a asylum seeker
pair that with 200mg caffeine + vitamin d and your body turns pink
I’ve heard there’s a new type of roid where it’s like
A muscle filler

no
HGH go crazy too
that's just limiting pain while countering the blood pressure issue with caffeine + your lungs open up all the way
My one friend just lifted high
that’s how he hits his pr’s

I’ll be sitting in the car with him right outside the gym
And he has a whole bowl of weed
just smoking it

Getting high after the gym is goated
Your absolutely tired from the gym
Smoke a fat bowl
g'mornin
Your knocked out
whats baby gut?
When I used go at like 6 in morning, I’d get home and I smoked a mix of amnesia and northern lights
And I was done
your acting like we practice safe habits
not much what's up with you
Northern lights goated indica too
E
National sport
Who stays up the longest
and doesn’t pass out
Ever tried super silver haze?
farmed some insane Jack Herer last year
Cross of skunk northern lights and haze
is that so you could watch your football game without sleeping?
What no I smoke weed when I sleep
Going to sleep high is amazing
Why I usually smoke indicas, the body high sends you sleep
doesnt that have long term effects?
just gotta ask, does weed cause shizophrenia?
Prob
If your brain is still developing then yes
Well
Probably something mental maybe not schizophrenia
LSD in question
But once your brain is developed your fine
I got a personal strain of white widow #5 and some pure malawi gold. I even inbred it for 3 generations to get it stable. Buds so thick and sticky they start to mold if you let them flower too close to the rainy season
do you think I’ll get side affects
since I’m still not 21
Nvm that’s just in America
They drink 16 in Europe im good
Last trimming I did my fingers were dark and my scissors couldn't properly move from how much resin was on it. Been high for a whole day after
Fuckin hate potheads they always smell
I smoked weed heavy since 15 and I’m fine 
I’ve been drinking since like
15

never understood them
The fuck you mean “fine”, you’re here.
Yes and I’m probably one of the most normal people here 
true
the angry man is here
clown ryry makes a good point
tell me about your day @river robin
@grizzled meadow
They're here
Can you banish them into one room together?
how are you
Perpetually, chronically, depressed, but living out of spite.
I remember my dad 18th birthday brought a lb of northern lights and mate I’ve never been so high in my life 
your ...dad?
Yeah
Nah. It just makes me sleepy
I was 18 mate
Sativas fuck with me
Tell you what’s wild from indicas
For me atleast
Havnt tried sativas. Also generally I’m pretty anti drug, so I’m hesitant to do most things.
I've partook in the burning of herb in my teens but I really advocate against anyone using it before their 25th or so b-day
different strains for different brains
Like a vibration through my body 
also delivery method
BUT… One day I’m going to pop like ten pills of dmt and then walk into the woods, you’ll never hear from me again.
smoking is rough, dry-vaping or edibles are the way to go
I got a volcano not long ago
Love it
yo, did you know that there is another ryry in the server?
"In local news, a fat retard was found dead in the woods."
0.2g fills 10 bags of Vapor equivalent to a like 1g joint
yeah that's the s-class of inhaling pot
People are still watching this?!?!?!
yes
it's called bliss yeah
if you listen to "only you" while on bliss, you get brainwashed into killing your allies
@final cedar wanna know the biggest crime people commit here
They put tobacco in joints
Eeee
Who
Just utter the forbidden hymn: "These edibles ain't shit."
ryry and demotwink
two sides of the same coin
Damn Metro is innocent this time
I rolled a 3 gram joint with my mate and he said “it’s a waste” like dude I just smoke it over a long period of time and it last me most of the night 
Charon face the wall
Or just get fucked before I go to sleep
I fabricated some extract laced, water cured northern light buds for a friend's b-day. He got himself a volcano too. When he put the temp to 157°C the bag filled with thick cloudy vapor. None of us could keep it in without coughing
I dont get it either
I’m munching I didn’t do nothin
I still don't know why y'all don't really like josta
I thought he was alright when I used to hang out on #╓☢stalker-chat
But then again, I never noticed why y'all didn't like maja either
There’s like 3 or 4
try tagging him
Because josta is a powermod with no chill

maja was fun when he didn't act completely retarded for the sake of acting retarded
Josta is the reason why half of the people here are here
I think that says enough
true
Falco is literally edging to give me the role
I can see him hovering over the button
Falco is praying everyday
The fuck did I do to deserve banishment?
Fuckinski more like fuckinlame
ya'll actually side with him?
Baffles me how many still don't get the concept of "this meme channel is a privilege"
Nuh uh
yeah
I mean having anything is at this point
Ctrl + F
From:ryry
go nuts

Reading majas posts actually hurt my brain
Ryry is a professional hater
when he's not insulting or muting poeple?
stella didn’t he mute you
i love it when people who obviously cannot handle power with their behavior still remain in power
what power 
LOL
When uuu was still in the server, I went to off topic (holy shit ryry in off topic?!?) and he said “fuck you”. I immediately said “I’m not into kids” and josta said “you could have ignored him, instead you make this about pedophilia. Stop this now”
And I was baffled.
Because holy shit.
Talk about not getting a joke.
I actually think maja is more than a little bit dumb
we should've asked that kid to leave rather than spending time here
not good for the mental health
accidentily tagged someone else the first time I posted this
Where
Falco removed my image perms for like 2 weeks for posting vtuber
Falco open your eyes it was three messages ago
Josta is that guy
I don’t even need to say what kind. You just know.
that is a lie
It wasn't two weeks 
It was like three days, maybe
thats better than what josta woulda given you
let me be a women
:3

Ban
it wasn’t two weeks
You would forget though, wouldn’t you.
I didn't, this is what matters
He didn’t
Can't wait for maja 2
can i be mod? I love taking normal situations and escalating them to a ban
Called it
Josta is just me with mod privs from everything I’ve heard and seen.
Me fr
Seriously
Get out of here before the pipeline gets you
some mf just announced leaving brainfart
if you aren't instantly good at something, give up
What pipeline
Who
Man fuck you
Dementia.
You yourself exiled a maja clone from brainfart and it wasn’t even the first.
I was in invictus first
We actually have maja (2) in here and I'm just waiting for the mask to drop
and then brain fart
Nah uuu
who is it
Wonder if meowmachine recently changed her PFP again 
Won't say, I just know
Imagine maja has been lurking here this entire time
Is it me :3
You'll be wearing cat ear headphones and a skirt before you know it
I was sure of it and now it's "official"
I already own thigh highs
it ain't me
hold on, im gonna find it
Proof?
the clone wouldn't say that
I aint fucking gonna believe you
finding msgs in history still shows you the pfp
Never wholeheartedly believe something unless you know it to be true.
It's most likely that her parents took over the discord account to honor her memory 
I have them, I won't show them
Are you implying she went an hero?
Parent*
Maja is alive, don't worry
not unhindged enough for majaism
No I just looked for memes in the past and came across old posts of her, noticed the pfp changed since she publicly declared bankruptcy
if anything she went out a bitch, yapped a session just for leaving the server
What
anyway im done putting up with all this be and uncalled for bullying that I’m subjected to here on a daily basis, gonna move to #rp bye
That strigoi account is an alt for another account with the same username
Maja directly dmed you… either that or this is bullshit.
Not me but a moderator (probably more than one, not sure)
Oh. Belief shattered. Hearsay.
If you remove the maja 2 incident, I know he's alive because Madirex said something about it and I'm sure he's probably changing his bio from time to time
you just assumed she'd leave after that?
welp, ted adopted Maja
you never know, she could be lurking to see what you'd say about her
If we were speaking about anyone else I would say this is bullshit but you’ve got me questioning if this is true
ooh, the cold shoulder approach
However I will say that the person who said "I'm maja" now apparently is not maja anymore, I wonder why
So it was either a troll/joke just to get a reaction or something, or it really is maja going super saiyan full instinct God NPC
So, again, hearsay
no, the fun part was what GPT wrote about the mental state of the author
this is what you get for being nice once or twice to somebody whom everyone else treats like shit
they imprint on you
It's a message that scream "I'm maja" in whatever possible way and an actual "i'm maja", I don't know how much hearsay is this
@grizzled meadow
I couldn't handle this level of weird for long
like a sick baby deer or smth... just put it out of it's misery
Fun fact, a maja clone tried to become my friend in dms once.
I clearly don't have the factual evidence, I can only go with what I have in my hand
Dude said I'm maja and it resemble what maja would say (in the message)
Another maja?
This time the original with an alt, for some reason
Brb killing myself real quick
wheres the message, I'm gonna investigate this
Alpharius moment
Which doesn't make sense since maja shouldn't be banned
Why the fuck am i getting fleeced by an arms dealer in True Stalker
I need this msg, blur the name if you have to.
It's "private"
At this rate we are never getting a new brainfart golden age
Incredible plot twist but no
I'm not that retarded
I'm only retarded on discord, retarded for the sake of being retarded
Become maja. Unlock your inner eye. Your lopsided, retarded looking inner eye.
y'all are mean
no
I couldn't handle RPing a father daughter relationship with some polish dude
I'd probably start subconsciously feeling responsible, especially when stoned out
maja is polish?
who knows
They blamed me for their ostracism in brainfart. I guess they thought getting on my good side would somehow make people like them, not that that makes sense.

many femboys are polish
and many polish are femboys
I just got fucking fleeced by an arms dealer in true stalker offering me a winchester 1200
any masculine men in poland? at all?
my ass should NOT have paid that mf 10k rubles
See, they got exiled from here and it happened after I told falco a purge needed to happen.
He asked me for names and well, I gave names.
none
but tbf... winchester goes "get off my lawn"
good deal 

I gave him a mint condition over-under TOZ with a PU scope and some 12g dart.... and he paid me 1k rubles
10k for a mint condition Lvl 4 armor, some graphics cards and a kitted out M4?
and then i buy a winchester from him for fucking 10k
(after you blow the USECs legs out)
I meant, is there any masculine men in poland, at all?
or are they all femboys
Well i could be there, so the answer is maybe
yes
thats crazy
My polish friend got mistaken on patrol for a female 5 times
Any Polish people to confirm the factual truth that they are all femboys?
Was it the same patrol all 5 times?
it true?
Stalker economics will make you angry
oh and now the fuck wont let me give him more of my money, i wanted to buy some armor aswell
it's 13 total for me, been 3 more times 2 days ago
and he no longer has the buy option
AAAAND he wants me to wait 48 hours for the winchester
Yeha but you do look like one
this fucking guy bro
no it was different instances
he is enlisted
fuck it
you don't know though
you haven't seen my face
you’ve sent your hair just yesterday last night
showing your big ass forehead
damn
I will never fucking post my face here ever.
Period.
it really is true
Not same as face
different patrols
it was when he was stationed on the border with Belarus
wise choice
and normal guard duty on bass
yes i understood 
It looks so smooth because it was taken in movement thoe
So handsome they use face recognition software to dox me yes.
Without knowing anything about them i bet its hairstyle that made them confused
generally not smart to post your face on discord (of all social media sites, discord is the 3rd worst sites to reveal your face on)
Was
fixed stacked frames 
he got discharged cause of a tattoo lol
weird then
why
He’s built very feminine
trying to
doing it on the internet is bad in general
I would know
it's NOT FUCKING WORKING
yeah but twinks are not that rare
especially among slavs
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#🎪bruh-fart message with hair like this, you are already better looking than American women
yes ik they all are lmao
they are either old fat people
Crackheads
discord=bad, reddit=really fucking bad, 4chan=fucking death sentence
yeah he just kept sending me videos of them whipping each others with belts
and other things
Gn

average
bosses of this gym
It was in the barracks not even the gym
lmao
running in the hallway like
School children
I've actually been fucking fleeced
dude, do you honestly believe discord is ridden of groomers? you never know, there is a neckbeard out there still grooming
he didnt even give me a stock for the shotgun
The army is such a place
what the fuck
Yeah one is talking to him right now, how can he forget /jk /s
/not personal
/lie
/cringe
#🚽сральня🚽 message hmmmm
the ru chat bought me stuff
quite the feminine frame
Ok, i doubted for a long timr if the rumors about Mwadis dark past were true, but now…
Hello kitty tshirt…
@lunar brook
those shoulders look masc, no?
the S L A P
no
no
hey it has black n white stripes, good enuf
That’s light
usually they whip you in the balls with a ceremonial belt
For not knowing things

thats the thing, you never know about whats happening in other servers beyond gamma, there could be a server where grooming is normal
or something worse
How is that relevant to anything
fuck if I know
Yeah, im pretty sure i saw a server like that, the owner is CallMeSynth
Fuck yeah I'd love to get my hair groomed
Groomer 😄
Groomer 💀
In order to groom Mwadi they would need to first cross the fucking russian border, so i think hes fine lol
In order to groom me first they would need to make me underage again
True
and is discord doing anything about it?

You missed the joke...
exactly
I have no idea, i reported, noting happened for a day, i got tired of seeing nazi openly talk to eachother, and i left
lack of eeping
I mean technically
it’s protected
so they can’t really donsjhrjjjf
anything
Dude there could be like 2 racist groups per person alive on earth, so what?
If theres a sound in a forest, but no sane person is there to hear it…
Age gap still a thing Madi
No you don't understand. They became this way naturally. Uh natural selection or something. 
Hes gonna meow once and the thug would die of cringe
groomed by who, 80yo men?
isn't that just gold digging?
Totally normal. It's just a natural side effect of Russian winters or something
Its gold digging backwards
Gold digging is about money
You look pretty vulnerable in that hello kitty drip
Holy shit it's so warm outside

:flag_ru: Vladivostok, Primorsky Krai, Russia
:clock2: 14 March 2024, 14:14 (02:14 PM)
🌏 +10.0 (Asia/Vladivostok)
☀️ Day
☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 67% humidity
🍃 SE 128° | 2.83 m/s wind
🌡️ 7.85°C (Feels like 5.85°C)
46.13°F (Feels like 42.53°F)
burning up

Madi shut up 35+ yr old creepers preying on new 18yr.olds
I'm an incredibly vulnerable person if there are any goth girls who want to take advantage of me (I have a traumatic brain injury)
67% humidity
Dumbass
discord is too making discord even laggier
7°C
Insane
if you jump it takes longer to fall back down cause you can almost swim in it
Ok groomer
Can you groom my hair
than doing anything about that shit
did u eat peeoopleee...
all the jaegerbombs and meth and beef jerky
You can say that i guess
Eat out people
Yeah sure


is Kolerder Haitian?
Im assuming the punchline is mailed to me and will arrive within 7 buisness days
potentially

frenchies
... eww....
Haiti is undergoing some very problematic times and a warlord nicknamed Barbeque is the most powerful
That sounds like a beginning of an anecdote
like, he is killing and grilling people
What the fuc
current cannibal problem
haiti is like hilariously poor
their GDP in 2020 was 8.34 billion, nominally. US's poorest state by GDP, Vermont, made 34.01 billion
Haiti is also larger than Vermont, coming in at 27,750 km^2, while Vermont is 24,923 km^2
The joke is anime.
So… there’s no joke.
Anime doesn’t exist?
is the anime in the room with us?
Anime =/= funny
If the joke is anime then the joke is shit, not nonexsistant
yeah i guess it has to be funny to be called a joke
I wouldn’t call it a joke.
i forget this fact more and more with current internet metas
Guys
Guys
I habe a question
Should I wear cross as necklace or a purple heart?
A lot of the time I post things because I think they're neat, not always funny
purple heart sound unique
How about you just wear what matches your outfit.
idk
wear just a chain
I sure hope they are not wearing something that is a best fit for a fucking cross 
It wasn’t neat either. It was garbage.
I can go to the store and get a cheap electronic toy that does the same thing for like $20.
whats the fit
heart
The neat part is that they broadboarded a program attached to a simple motor that can make the fumo dance
Ok. China does that every day in its factories, does for cheaper, and does it in a way that takes up less space.
I think you’re just retarded
cross with the turtleneck
imagine showing your face
I think maybe you should consider being a kinder individual
Look like the guy from Dune
Seeing it first time is your problem
Alright then face the wall
Im posting myself more than a year
Bold of you to assume he is seeing it for the first time and not constantly right now from your inside your walls
its more of an issue of getting doxxed than how you actually look
Time to use your face on common facial recognition sites to get your real name. Better hope you don’t have any social media accounts
real
Im using my real name

Living in turkey is bad enough
Real talk: never post your face. Ever. Anywhere.
its ok ryry doesn’t have to balls to actually come to you even if he doxxes
Not unless the account is specifically for networking and removed from everything else you do
Real talk: pet the cats in Turkey, there are a lot of them
i dont think it matters if ur in fucking turkey
and there are no other candidates to be American psycho in the room
Im doing it
post cat pics
Ok and if he posts in a mostly Turkish server?
Cats and dogs are my best frewnds
Then hes cringe - why would you ever be in a localised server
then someone's gonna say "hi OguzY, your posts are fucking awful" in person
I've seen so many vids of turkey cats
Who am I to assume what brainfart tards do in their spare time?
its probably gonna be ryry
I’m gonna fly to turkey
I did that too
Generally they said
Ill suck you off
(only males)
What
Hey I think one of those might not be a car

You know ryry going outside isn't like a rust server where everyone is PvPing. Someone might recognize you and say "hey", not flay you alive
I live in New York
Guess it's in your blood then
I have seen the crackheads piss on the streets

Along with all the rat feces and macroplastics
It’s a state of being
i saw a pile of human shit on the street yesterday
Bro has never seen a clogged toilet, a shock image, his own shit, a public toilet, etc.
Smh my head
real..
I've seen my own shit but I also shit like a horse
Ayo what
And I don't study shit
You don’t need to study shit to know what shit looks like.
true
I have a phD in feces

ryry is right as much as i hate to say it
But what if it was dog shit
i wouldnt know
Then it was dog shit. Why are we even caught up on this
So the shroedingers shit remains unsolved
it looked too girthy to have been from a dog
He lives in India
poop analysis
Rottweilers shit logs
You said you don’t study shit yet you know this, curious.
why do you know so much about dog shit
I just said I have a phD in feces

I've owned two rottweilers
holy shit
And I've stepped in it before
professor prostate
He’s… doctor shit.
Professor Poopy
Professor poo pile
Doctor feces, frontiersman of frequent fertilizer falls
You would have to study shit in order to know what shit looks like in 4k, though, like where all the little holes are, or undigestible parts like corn. Also the different kinds of shit colors, shapes, and etc.
I'm a coil guy myself
If I can recognize a terrible car on sight, or if wood is dead or alive on sight, or whether that sour cream in the fridge is spoiled or not on sight, I can fucking recognize human shit on sight. It’s not that complicated dude.
This guy has obviously never seen a cow take a shit
This conversation…
@river robin Dude
Look at stalker chat pinneds
You'll see a meme
That stalker chat failed millions must die
That's me
Who are you

Congrats on the job
i got 2 of those now
Hi madi Hi Artyom Hi Cuppy cup

awesome
Hi
cigarettes pairs perfectly with lung cancer
True
fed
im feelin gorgeous today
thats nice to hear
Ok.
meow
meow
classic ru chat
damn
Cant tell
drywall_gaming, your new nickname is Style
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лееееее
14 число
почему меня еще не отпустили
блять
забыл что ты не модер уже

So true
hi :3
Brainfart is very slow this morning
hi @uncut obsidian

hi
Where the shit posters at?
Now that's what I'm talking about
Me not being able to see it
Cuz of my connection issues
Alo delight
How are you
You getting better?
hey hey 
yup, seems that last night was fine and this morning looks pretty good.
how you doing?
Thats good, im alr

Hello
delight where's your toxicity
no I am not okay chat
all this friendliness smh...
why
Real madi
gone, reduced to atoms
Cycki
no
Fake, she wouldn't get that mad
That canadian whiskey is like drinking perfume
I started reading roadside picnic
I never realized just how much inspiration stalker took from it.
Especially the empty
Guys where's the porn
Post porn
Steaker
u do that
I'm dumb enough to make that connection
And say it takes a shit ton of inspiration
I thought it was just really fucking heavy lmao
empty in the games is also empty in the middle 

Alright, bet

I mean, in the book 2 guys struggled to carry the full empty so...
"like yeah, other people are made out of meat, but more importantly so are you"
is the most vaguely threatening sentence I have ever read
cause I've been exiled before, retard
it was because of that
get well soon
and after that his name was like thotgoblin, cheddar slut or something
yeah ofc you would still be thinking of that
and now its just queenie
"which is still weird but whatever" or whatever the fuck that one guy said

does dragonsligma 2 have beast races
Why is Leon there
sinister breasts
yo?
mr breast
I think I saw cats
pls ive me money
can i make lizardfolk

hey busy is this good money for 11h in your opinyon
any money is better than no money
Dog
long ahh nose
Crane
i climbed so many of these in dying light
classics & not so obvious stuff
- Olimpia - Take Me Away (Extended Club Mix)
- Selector - Move Your Body (Club Mix)
- Chicco Secci Project - Whip Of The Rhythm
- Alex Party - Don't Give Me Your Life
- Jennifer Lucas - Take On Higher (Club Mix)
- P.I.A.N.O - Untitled (BB 002 White Label)
- Whigfield - Another Day (Ms. Whigfield's Vocal Fl...
Deputies from LDPR proposed to introduce the principle "my house is my fortress" and to protect from unfair accusations of Russians whose apartment was illegally entered by intruders.```
What the dawg doing?

2ND AMENDMENT RUSSIAN VERSION
RUSSIAN STAND YOUR GROUND LAW???

castle doctrine
think about it yourself. in an abstract case you manage to make 4500 every 5 days of the week, that's 90 000 rub/month, which is pretty solid, especially for yo onlyfans twink ass, especially for province
isnt that different
stand ur ground is just general self defense
Idk
the question remains, will you keep up the pace and will you endure 11 hours a day of hauling ass
I'd do it every day if i wasn't also doing other activities
And also I got a second job with a set schedule, not a free one like this
doing "other activities"
lol!!
I'm allowed to have fun
no hate

hi iedy
2-2 for 50k-60k
and during those 2 free days i could work at the first job with a free schedule, that's around 70k, if I'll have no weekends at all
I mean the question is
sooo 120-130

Whether are you expenses
I'm not expenses, im mwadi
Hello Britain
hi expenses
I am at work for the next 6 hrs and its freezing rain
wish this was me rn
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Фортнайт фигня

yapper
piss demon
if your piss is so gooey and so bright then you need to get checked
ugh
why am i seeing lidl ads
I'm seeing them
ALO
grok, i didnt donate nothing for nothing
ALo
опаковка
тикай с городу
you know what it means?
i thought that pic was russian at first until i saw опаковка instead of упаковка
xd
lidl energy drinks are barebones
njet
lidl membership enjoyer
is that someone furiously beating it?
no moaning so no
what if the dude is mewing while he's jelqing
then there's be screaming
triple kill
In hindsight I think the tilt switch actually is mercury based. It has the right weight and feel when shaken (flumpy instead of clacky), and would actually be the perfect choice for this application.
Mercury relays used to be fairly common until they were banned by non-technical people suffering from hysteria. In reality, mercury was an excep...
oh look
canned California
cali
or birmingham
wasnt even done yet
my point still stands
bro you never even been there
you too
West virginia
it's just a bunch of americans whining about it here every day
country roads 
maybe we would have actually liked it there
wanna go there together? i have a friend that's a security chef in an airport there

who would even willingly live in california dude
I WAS BORN HERE
"wanna have a fun evening? I have a security chief friend, he has handcuffs and batons and shit"
I'm sorry
its so awful
im glad to live north of SF
honey, you're late for your ass inspection at the gate
okay
poor shmucks down south
there was like two prostitues outside..
the motel
Shit my hair be stabbing into my eyes
is LA as good as the rappers describe?
thought so
The LA metro smells like piss
I considered visiting LA once
You go to LA to be killed for wearing wrong colored shoes
never will
thats all cali metro
@slender rock did you ever take the BART
Not really
wdym? not stepping foot in that overpopulated shithole
Another australian classic
it smells like piss and wet dog
I haven't yet
it was good when it was basically just for wineries to use for sightseeing tours



