#đŞbruh-fart
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also from your friends
You done fucked already
you sure it isnt an airliner?
It always says that
No, i know what those sound like
keep going alex, the fact that you annoyed them enough to block you, wear it proud like medals
I've been feeling a lot of negative energy in here recently tbh
We should all hold hands and make up đ¤
That wasn't it
He didn't oil up for me
You're in brainfart
yeah I know but I tried anyway
yeah no
I'm not going near u
Wish granted. We shall ship you to somewhere worse. Mississippi.
FLORIDA
or Kansas City. MO
Ship them to Indiana
uhh maybe you should investigate whats happening outside then if its bad get the fuck outta there
Shut yo bitch ass up, this is brainfart, we clown in this muthafucka, better that yo sensitive ass back to #âđ°â˘newbies-chat
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Even newbies isn't 100% friendly
To #đpets-posting *
jesus christ
Even worse. We shall quarantine them to the barren wastes known as Montana
oh shit
Pear
I forgot montana existed
pear
Tell me the last time you heard anything important from Montana
montana exists?
WHY ARE YOU EATING IT THAT WAY
Exactly. It's the quarantine zone
What way
Wheres the video
omw
Not you
omw
No
@uncut obsidian get in the box, you are going to Montana
From below??
I donno, I don't believe anything anymore
bro I saw someone reacting like this unironically it was great 
idk never read
so I doubt that
beserk
Same energy
You want to oil up? For me?
Always has been. Suffering builds character
No. It from up way
omw
you sure? I'm pretty much the worse version of ranni the witch
i don't oil up... I am too hairy
Problem? 
one time I thank a friend for making me able to survive brainfart
Nahh trust me you want to oil up for me??
cough
I'm ginger
sir that's a female
I take back everything I said
and speak french
a woman, even
Your future awaits
idk seems like a lot of trouble to go though
Pregnant woman
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I can help?
Even
exactly
think about what you say next time
L
Can you kys for me?
hahahaha, non.
Cause you a coward
dude
mental peace instead?
dont pull a maja
I can see from the number of pings that you guys would really miss me so I have elected to stay here after all 
get your raggedy ass back here
where are you from, loser? are you from losertown because youre a loser
im from your grandma (call me dad)
just like war thunder, you can never really leave
you're stuck to this place
futuČi morČii mÄtii
are you from uhh stinktown or something because uhhhhhhhhhhhh you stink i think?
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Madi, shut up
your thoughts pull you back in
why so bold
Noooo;(
no:3
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You shit yourself
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Italian man comes back and a fresh copy pasta is born
literal necrophilia 

maja moment
Prawda â
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Italian copy pasta? No Italian invent pasta idot
I can't threaten with gagging... so idk
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Epic fucking cool wizard

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only true wizards can reply to this
Madi
Serious question
guh huh
Have you tried that McDonaldâs replacement
False
literally lok for my messages in #đĽfood
drake
bwaaaaah im so grumpy
I disagree because u r rong
Mods, give this guy the Drake special
i have nothing to compare it to
i can't compare it to mcdonalds
You never had normal McDonaldâs?
it's... food? burgers?
once 10 years ago
no its real
I want to watch taxi again omfg
Fuck tha I get a maccies breakfast atleast once a week
Alright baiiii
never had mcdonalds
Double sausage and egg McMuffin BOSH
that's too much
Itâs footy tradition la
theres a mcdonalds in the uk?
No shit
What is this question
Thought it was too american for the uk
What are you gonna ask next
Might as well post the entire thing https://youtu.be/YsBipoG22Nw?si=eYsYOYXhXd4RWMfu
all the gabagool.
WHY DO I HAVE THIS SAVED
We have Taco Bell
I never saved it
How toasters work?
We have a super secret miltary base in Aussieland
mcdonalds is too american for the uk
I cast drone strike
WHAT THE
upon thee
even aussie gov don't know whats going on
we have McDonalds that arent scrapped and ravaged by thieves in Romania
Thatâs why America went they wanted to take back the secret formula
and starbuc
Holy shit
yeah
America is too American for the UK
SpongeBob predicted Afghanistan
fuck
You cant have romania and not ravaged by thieves in one sentence
it still havent been robbed? and its in romania?
impossible
is the mcdonalds heavily guarded?
Stole my joke smh
Ay frenchie
Romania is just europe's chitown, Chiaq
Ever get any abuse for being French in America?
Romania is the best country in the world ||(i want my family back)||
I blend in
Just find it slightly ironic the French being probably the most xenophobic people going
Well apart from me
But yk
No, we have a special containment zone for them
it got food... thats y.. we respect the mac
The french helped US americans to get away from the UK at one time in history
True
Why is the whitehouse white
poeple in florida are too crazy to care that I'm french

they only care if you're an apex predator animal
Yeah this party sucks
too busy doing florida men and florida women thing

fair enough
why
yeah so?
hotline miami is just florida man simulator

Who was the guy with boykisser cafe emotes
man idk

Why did they paint it 
i ahve them
It was already painted last
so its the same concept as actual mafia members working on the godfather?
ENGLAND NUMBER ONE
Honestly? Probably ended up better off
India is a shit hole
America is a shit hole
Canada alright but still monarch is head of state
Only europe
All our ex African colonies have gone to shit raged by civil war
Overall a net w for us in the end
đż
Ay we canât control what they did after 
Brits bitching about the US again? Let's see if they say something new.
Say something new about us
Inb4 they immediately jump to school shooting jokes

let them argue
I have no desire to bitch about the brits.
Let us cook
Me
Iâll double pump your nans arsehole lad
I don't think I've ever considered them
buoyancy issue
50/50
Your forgor the Aussie

I see.
Iraq, oman
You can come back when you learn beans isn't a breakfast item
Donât get muted again
Donât you put sugar on bacon
Smh muted over mentioning a nation in the middle east

Remember our last talk 
it doesn't even matter how hard you try
They are on the right track with tomatoes at breakfast. It's delicious
I would post something in response too but I don't know if I would be smited or not
Also
Yous canât even talk about food icl
Half the shit yous eat is chemical filled 
You should see our sugar coat bigmac. It's an exclusive item
What is it
Comes with corn syrup dipping sauce
its not too bad if at all I think but I still rather be careful lol
I could actually see that
Why donât yous use real sugar is Coca Cola tho
Itâs weird
in the end meme
And don't get me started on the government donut ration
Cause we are retarded
Not heard of it though
We keep our people strong and fed
Just go to the local office, and they are legally obligated to provide a dozen donuts.
And on Tuesdays, they give away free glocks
How do you lot have crashes
Roads wide as fuck
Go straight and turn
Not even a roundabout or somet
Also I heard the driving test is like
Really easy
Like with us
and make sure content is mounted
You fail if you wait too long at a roundabout
I drive
Not like a error just a straight up fail on the stop
You what
Here if you make a wrong turn aslong as you do it safely you just get redirected
Iâve done it plenty of times on sat nav part
Yeah that goes without saying
Giving way is easy tho
Just donât pull infront of someone
Bosh
Here itâs probably a bit harder since
Some roads if you turn right
You have to cross oncoming traffic
The road just isnât wide enough
Do yous not have variable limits?
So like here above the road thereâs electronic signs
0 fucks given
And they can change the speed limit depending on the situation and conditions
So if heavy traffic might reduce from 70 to 40
Our country is to big to do that
would cost to much
Mph or kph?
Limit here is 70mph
Might be increasing to 80
They are thinking of making parts unrestricted speed
Like Germany
hi bottom
Well legally you canât but like no cops can sit there
Lol
We have that and we dont
Itâs just knowing where cops sit
Yes
Piss on my grave
Here we have undercover cop cars going up and down every motorway
If itâs open road and in a rural area cops canât sit there so you can go like
130mph
sure
Why do I always need a shit when I drive man
Donât go near Philly or Pittsburgh
I live in PA
It sucks there
killing this man NOW
And do you have separate licence for manual and automatic
No
Like here we have a automatic liscence
We donât
So if you learn auto you can just legally drive auto
I donât think
But manual lets you drive manual or auto
Coz I mean
Someone whoâs learned in auto trying to drive a manual
Is just a bad fucking idea
Mad
Very
@placid sail
Yeah but in America driving is required
You canât go anywhere without a car
Here we willingly report our speeds to the police every mile out of sheer patriotic respect
Europeans sometimes donât realize that
One of our states
Is multiple of their countries
You can drive in Texas for 12 hours and still be in Texas
Lmao head
Yeah
thanks
brick
Me to your head
"Driving sounds bad" when the entirety of their island is a little more time going across all of texas
Lol yeah
I will be jealous of their public transport system. That is great, but I can't fathom the cost for the US. 
that's a little more than a trip from Vladivostok to Khabarovsk
10h 20min
For me going from my town to a wroclaw is long
Soo
i'd love to be able to just travel all across the country in a day
being able to visit anyone at any time
It depends how long do you like drivinf
Russia is massive. Not sure how densely populated it is.
For me, 3 hours is a decent day trip
being jealous of UK public transport đ
For me this is long
I more meant public transport in general. It's severely lacking here.
in the 3rd pic one dot = 0,1 (percent?), and the 3 cities in top left are moscow/st petersburg/sevastopol
hi madi hi pepega hi miku hi jim
hi
lot of colors
slowly turning into a gae flag
I am alive brainfart
have you guys ever noticed that russia is honse shaped
Sevastopol 
đ´
and there's a phish near its front foot
all I see is a kangaroo
hors
e
I could eat a horse, hooves and all
gn brainfart
Stop horsing around...
wtf is
Chipi chipi chapa chapa
pierogi
The best meal ever
never had it
LOL
Your by where my
Partner is working rn
Cracow
Why are you acting like you're australian now
aren't you from the US?
yup
Itâs a polish thing so lol
Very good regardless
My bubba makes a mean haluski tho
Cracow is scary
Especially for men with dyed hair
The ultras just roam the streets with machetes
And/or knifes
Really shit
Heâs working a construction job rn he kept sending me videos of homeless people at the train station cause he took the wrong train
True
Drunk marines cast asshole expansion
Really funny
But most people I know that enlist are racist against Asians and Muslims

Ok
The dudes snoring af in one of the videos

Wrong reply
Ik
I meant it for pep
ah
đ
He keeps complaining about
Ukrainians and hobos
Asking for money
Lmfao
Based
based? based on what???
ausie ausie ausie oi oi oi
brug
My dad would tell me stories how the Kuwait insurgents wanted his people to bring the Iraqi prisoners to them
(We both know what would happen)
I hear they weren't kind and colon expansion was common
I do have nice Iraqi helmet tho
Will not explain how I am in possession
Right ear the bible (chinese)
Left ear Mozart (2x speed)
Megusta
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shut up
anyways
Bro someone in my brothers basic training lost his nods
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They were not happy
I bet
Well obviously
They strapped him in a chair
And threw him down the stairs
what have u done
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no you don't
lunch time
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ZagĹÄbie resident 
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At least heâs not from Lodz

everyone leaving brainfart wtf 
Petition to pin the original message
It seems to be of large historical significance

was browsing pins and saw this 
Yeah
Thatâs Madi
Mf grew up
Fr
If that's a reply, doesn't that technically ping grok?
absolutely based
i hope u didnt ping him
uh oh
You can turn it off
you can turn off pings
You can turn off pings
He pinged Grok
yeah about that..
hi bottom
Mfs copying me
He will now perish
Smh
omfg
No you
one at a time please
No one wants to copy you
Me
Nah they want my copies
Madi why must you upset me like this
damn, they killed iron lung
Copies of what
@tidal trellis my left heel is bleeding
But then he started caring about member numbers and he stopped being based like that
Of me
no one willing becomes a public online whore Madi
You are what not to be
bro you cannot read
Yes
The numbers may surprise you
the good ole days where he just killed people
:(
Many such cases
It need some milk
Iâm enlisting and prob going as infantry
What do you think
yeah average soldier
Just drink water
Yes sir oorah
May the meatgrinder spare your knees and back
Make it stop bleeding
Me going airborne in question
You forgot the motrin too
I think you should join SAS instead
Iâm not British
demotwink when full-accesstwink comes in
KGB then
Early-accessTwink
The demo is for explosives not beta testing
Yes
Literally only good quality of you

demolition twink when pyromation twink comes in
Busy gave me it cause I just like destroying shit and burning things
Fire is fun
but why the twink???
cause I own thigh highs
Fire is cool

the skeleton appears
demobuff?
I do not think I need to elaborate more
Take your pills
Iâm man
Man what they do to the rust bucket
Grandpa Max what happened to you man
Guess being a plumber wasn't profitable enough
waltuh
Come to America and learn a trade
Youâll make 30 bucks an hour
I'm not stepping a single foot into America
I make that in 11 hours

Why because Obama might air strike you
aw hell naw
?
Send money to starving geyass

Get your own money cheapskate
Iâm already with a geyass sorrryyyy
and your like
work
i do, for $40 / 11hrs
So true đ
I'll keel over and die
That is pretty low, even with currency diff
Tomorrow I'll know how much i made today
Yeah
Just donât be poor
Learning about econ diff is very humbling
Why is it so brightly colored
My eye
I can get 100k-120k rubles in a month if I'll work with literally 0 weekends
it is
this is my bank balance
Tarkov scav đđ
1 RSD (Serbian Dinar) :flag_rs: is equal to 0.853823 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru:
I'm not
1 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru: is equal to 1.172485 RSD (Serbian Dinar) :flag_rs:
Proud jaworznianin
Me
Iâm sending you to Lodz
Steam game + tax grindset
I'm going barnacles

My favourite past time activities is giving me permanent hearing damage listening to music at max volume with max bass
Not da boat
bro looks like https://tenor.com/view/hampter-hamster-gif-24862449
Broke ass
But with money
real
boutta become a housewife for some russian businessman
Oligarch
i already have an option too
The Ministry of Sports of the Russian Federation has introduced a computer sports training program.
It will include the study of body care, oral care, dental care, clothing and footwear.
this has to be a joke
no fucking way
it's real ahahahahah
"i have a phd in hygiene btw"
What is it
Had lunch 2 hours ago
a guy who lives in a different city 2-3 hours away from here, in a rich apartment in the center of that city
your gonna rizz him
Lmao
and i don't wanna live in that city
Thatâs not far
i wanna be in vladivostok, for now at least
2h drive is a fucking walk to you
Well then your stuck in Russia then
Unless you'll go there for like a day
4h spent to just stay there for 10h
the nearest mall to your location is 10 hours of going through terrain
like its snowrunner
I used to drive 3 hours to Ohio every week

Every week
Yes
But what if it's gonna be every day
I had a house on the beach
Cat try not to sleep on me challenge
Wouldnât be bad
Impossible
Leave early
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Your just bad at time management
classic
madi lurking
Madi when someone brings up homosexual activity
yeah yeah shutup
To all warframe players
Mwadi about to lose his organs

Your issues and poor planning doesnât constitute as my problem
True
Wakes up in like
Ice bath
With a cut in his side
cuuuute
In America my left ball is worth 16 grand
So hard to resist
I'm buying your left nut now
People pay to get those removed but you can get paid for it?
Ok show me the money
Man im missing out
Yes
I'm sleeping shush
ty
I should dip my balls into sulfuric acid
i bought it already
:3
Okay time for class
@stone blade they are inventing a new bread with steak flavour for the poor
i couldnt be more proud and weirded out in my life
you will eat ze bugz
you will live in ze pod
aha

so...having sex
@heavy peak post the moistcritikal penis video pls
i forgot to save it
i love eating stale cookies
HES PULLING HIS COCK OUT
nah the one where he says "bam, penis"
She did tha 
@hollow fog
what did he mean by this
i do đ
buy one and all questions are answered
That was quick
too long, can you turn it into a 4 second gif?

:flag_bg: Bulgarian (ĐąŃНгаŃŃки оСик)
âŹď¸
B baj my ass goth em And goth him
hello frog
hello cat
Unwise frog

the finest bulgar music
i could get drunk to this
quite the opposite
who the fk asked you
Good.
its a banger song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUVKo9wkjWw og still hits harder doe
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@narrow lotus
you have to hear it
i have no memory of ŃаŃĐž
first time hearing of this one
wtf
bro had 0 childhood
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i spent my childhood playing half life 2, preparing for life in sofia
i know that one, but everyone does
why do you keep posting this whowa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNGzfdGCRAo
i love her
i wish
RosSotrudnichestvo
She's some Russian occupation official in Crimea I believe
Deputy attorney general at one point?
one day i shall piss on her grave
iedy russian dick sucker confirmed
what are you gonna say next
you want communism in romania?
didnt expect that from you iedy
dont go full retard artyom
she was the chief whatever of Crimeea back in the day
so indeed she is probably a cunt or at least was Kremlin's lap dog for a while
but i can insult iedy 

bepis
hey bruno
Im alright, happy i did good on my examst today
They were way easier than i thought though
Guy fieri
real
Fake
What in the actual fuck scope is this
Or is that just the old version of heat vision goggle before the GAMMA T-7 thermals
thermal headgear
Gotcha