#🎪bruh-fart
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Could be
A video about the Sony KPX-1.
Here's a video showing a repair of a KPX-1 https://youtu.be/4vtSGbeUgug
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Yesterday morning he said he wont be at hospital for a few hours, we called him at 5pm he said he forgot about us
Well, me
Hes my dads friend so i managed to get some connections
Would this be physical torture, psychological torture, or both?
Chemical torture most likely
You shouldn't consume toothpaste in such quantities
Substance abuse
toothpaste yummy
But for the meme sake i would say it pairs with that chinese droplet torture
cool
where's station security when you need it
someone drag this mf to perma
Tf is he
Chugging
how tf did a hair grow through muscle and fat
Toothpaste
Everybody gangsta till signalis camera goes first person
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Lazy Generation (Edited) · The F-Ups
The F-Ups
℗ 2004 Capitol Records Inc.
Released on: 2004-01-01
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Studio Personnel, Engineer: Jason Orris
Studio Personnel, Engineer: Eric Olsen
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fuck universal music group with a spiked dildo
Classic music
I just earlier played that on guitar
i hate you
:c
classic
--No Copyright Infringement Intended!!--
ITS A CLASSIC TO ME
i actually have the whole junkie xl album declipped and in high quality
hi cori
you won't believe what a bitch it was to find it
what was that one shitty car game where you crashed urself
Wha
fling ur dude for a minigame
flatout
yeah that
and its not shitty
Feels like Junkie XL specialized in making soundtracks for racing games
i thought it was fun
flatout 3 
flatout was fun
just the whole 2000's era was more specialized in energy pumping music
OOOOO i wonder if i still jave juiced for the 360
they don't make them as they used to
anyone remember motorstorm?
Played by: Mad-Matt
This game was released not long after the launch of playstation and was another system seller and one of the first games to reach platinum status. It was a radicaly different driver game than were used to playing which were usually high speed racers or simulators. -
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there's a remaster? 
yep
by remaster, its basically a game with a full dlc package
Gotta replay trials
fr
.ROAD RASH 3D.
.Played By PiE. - "March 23rd, 2021".
.
Wiki. - "Road Rash 3D is a racing video game developed and published by Electronic Arts exclusively for the PlayStation. Gameplay favors an arcade-like style, with little emphasis on realism.While racing, the player has the option of punching, or using weapons to attack other opponents, to s...
such a good game
does it need EA launcher installed?
its pretty good
apocalypse is the best motorstorm tbh
no idea
i have it straight in origin
🤔
let's see if it's available
can only emulate it on PC
since its a PS3 release
few hours ago i bought gothic 1 2 and 3. had to spend an hour setting it up and now I'm in bed sleepmaxxint
gothic 1 i mean
gonna peep it tomorrow see if it's really as good as i been told
I go sleep

Goodnight peoples
night
Prepare for jank
that's why i spent 1 hr setting it up. bug fixes and graphical overhauls.
does he know
took me 5 mins at the start to figure out how to interact and basic combat/movement
actually more like 5 mins for interacting and 5 mins for figuring out how to attack
didnt get to experience much of the game apart from murdering a few low-tier monsters and getting obliterated by high tier ones
aight
Ok? 
Profile getting out of hand
hi
Yeah checked it and shit is cancer
LOL
it is bizarre
i kinda fuck with it though
I can't fucking sleep
i would agree but i easily obliterated the weak monsters with a pickaxe and then met one adult monster and it pushed my shit in so
I'm sad that i don't get called that
Im not saying its hard
How about i fuck you instead?

😳
I'm just under alot of pressure and idfk what to do
fuck..?
slow down and take it easy

That would certainly be a milestone in Brainfart history
First recorded suicide as a result of brainfart bullying
Not with me


brb
gotta make history
keep yourself safe
that was your first mistake
Trying
The combat in gothic is run like hell and exploit the magic

problem being i do not infact posess magic right now
Thanks :^

I would recommend you to use the Transform into Dragon Snapper scroll but you don't get HP when you level up after killing everything on the map

lil guy

give him cat tail
The pharaohs curse
vegan hotdog
cursed by rah
They make good small sediment filters in the wild though
yeah
so does sand
finally reinstalled cdda
wonder what awful changes they made this time

listen to some stories on youtube
I only have mobile data
And some mobile games
do you have spotify
And my mobile data is literally run out
you can download podcasts on wifi and listen offline
mobile data is limited you doofus
doesn't matter
it will still COUNT
i did that with some podcasts that were just books
Yuh
make some tea or something
Bombs
Just start doing flips until you pass out problem solved.
I wish i could if the kitchen wasn't closed
Get a hot plate
If i were to live in my own fucking flat then it wouldn't be that difficult.
We...do not own one
no ones lookin for roommates?
Get a hot plate
I have no goddamn idea.
I already live with one retard
Well two counting myself
I live with my brother
got 2 brothers and they're both fucking stupid
3 stupid brothers
no problem rat
@glad carbon
hi
most tolerant brainfart user
no let him finish
Let him cook
:3
@solar obsidian
me
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jp_ZS2Kd0rY?feature=share for my spectrum homies
You broken little fuckers 🙂
❤️
you seem like a spectrum homie
Never check the replies 💀
youtube comments mfs are the most unhinged
alo frog
Bruh its the internet, of course they say anything
Is pro autism content cringe and made by attention starved people?
hi memeg
Exatcly what im talking about, dude below actually took it as anything serious, and now looks disgusted
Aspie (me) here....
No fucking clue.
had he realised that those bozos are just typing the first thing that comes to mind he wouldn’t be affected

it's so relatable tho 
hi farfalla
When the Brain ain't farting 😔
when the joke aint funny
hi haiii 
:3
self diagnosed?
not rly, 3 psychs over already
The hell?
yes and no
wait no it's 4
but 3 of them mistreated me in other ways anyways so idk if they count
🤨
damn 3 metros

You said pro-fr*nch statements.

I routinely shit on @pastel quartz
oh nvmd you went butthurt a while back.

anyone seen the wire?
True, I lied.
You said pro-Skaven statements instead.
(Equally as bad)
Talking rat apologists should be sent behind bars.
p!kiss @strong eagle
whoa

If you think you'll find someone to be gæ for you... Though luck, spank your own arse.


weirdo

exactly...

I'd fuck the lil feller, ngl.





me and who
What is this
Star Trek: Enterprise
slave market
Hey it's the dude that ask questions

Is it possible that this story is true? Yes it is
Want to see a funny clip?
Ofc
Today
😭
Where ya headin
Norway

Yesrway
aaaaaaa

Hoping you dont get kidnapped or smth
Im going to kidnap them
In that case go ahead
👍
Not if you end up in their fridge first
In pieces
They did say they wanted to eat me
How nutritious is your flesh?
lex lex lex lex
Smoked or raw meat
New Quest
Beyond the Beef
Pics or it never happened
Hi sarge
NO FUCKING WAY 
Hello fren
Whos this with blocked message
I remember modelling for that
Mwadi
Hes me
So true
YOU BLOCKED MWADI
W saying "omg blocked message" every time he sees a person he purposefully blocked to not see (he reads the messages anyways)
:c
Lol
Rude
😵💫
No u
No u
Oh it's you two meeting up?
No
Cmon tell us, we wanna troll that guy
leggooooo 
imagine meeting an internet stranger
10 times now
I think the persons name was Derek or mike
Something generic like that
Finally someone that would go visit the yulin dog festival with me

wait holup that's a thing? 
@broken topaz
I assume you're familiar with the Rammstein song "Mein Teil"
See it is that guy
I agree with strelok
Yea
Annual dog eating festival
lmao
Very much so
I can play the song on guitar
get a room you two
Play it while getting butchered
That would be a whole new level of meta
💀
The rest of us are trying to be lonely and depressed
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Dog Festival Directions · Pink Guy
Pink Season
℗ Pink Records
Released on: 2017-01-04
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same
Especially now when its fuckin 3:40am
Here education for you farfalla
im ip blocked from this vid 
Lier
fremont IP
no i actually just neet all day 🥲
Glory to the ccp
Or tell cori to download it as mp4 and dm you
You're meeting up with @broken topaz Arnt you?
uh huh
Shes not
she
oqwiejoiqwej @broken topaz dew it
Alright

there are no women on the internet
I assume everyone's a dude
Chad
Because everyone is a dude
Exactly
assigned man at birth tfw
came outta da womb with a full ahh beard
"my hands look like this so my wardrobe can look like this"
show wardrobe 
That's a woman's hand
mold hands
That's the whole reason for "tits or gtfo"
Anyone can claim to be a woman to get attention online
@toxic delta
Cycki
actually posted so based 
warning content not suitable for brainfart members
:3
That type of orange makes me think it's velma
Idk what this is
man, what the fuck
you're buying actual boykisser merchandise?
orders in online shop
What kind of order
mauming west? 
that's a way to locate homo people around me without angering homophobes
boykisser pins
lmaooo
didn't the heads of the boykisser server get in trouble for pedo stuff?
and no it's my hand you dingus
You also wanna join us 🌭
free cancellation fee
I know I kid
Id eat a dog
sosig
has to be hot tho
The boykisser server? Idk its lore, i just know that it's full of minors making sexual jokes and pedos, I'm only talking in their second adult only server
No just a whole ass roasted golden retriever
😭
wild?
what the fuck Mwadi
its just with that kind of stuff hanging over it i wouldn't rep it
That's called beastiality
Listen especially if they are bread for slaughter, its no different than any other livestock
Im just sayinf
Id ear one
@broken topaz come here im bored 
??? no its called eating an animal
Brainfart 3am moment
So it is you 2 meetin
not rly
Nah they said eat it as in the sexual way
no i dont think so
fuck what i think tho up to you
Lies
im stuck thousands of miles away lmao
all my frens aren't from here 🥲
china right?

dogs are way too adorable when young. Sure sheep look goofy and kinda cute but they never as completely useless as puppies.
Young cows? You mean veal
Still eat it

If it is in a Chinese wet market I don't want it
eat my ass?
Server ≠ drawing though
Eat dis ass
I will
Can't wait
I WILL FEED U 30-50 FERAL HOGS WHEN WE GO TO MURICA
🦅 🇺🇸
Hi @high meteor
young cows are pretty rugged when they come out. Puppies are just... this for a few weeks
Looks tasty
symbols can get fucked up by the users
people jump to conclusions if you put a manji on something
it does
helo
You could make a small dog in an oven
Like goose
maybe you'll meet up with brainfart one day
Or turkey
the brainfart itself?
I think there's way too little meat on them
the singular brainfart 
they're all intestines and skin
the north american brainfart hivemind
Protogen
It's be like that scene where strelok finds the c-con
Protogens are hot
wheres this damn protogen at
NullMoxy
Guhh
this
For some reason the background looks like redforest mines
Mine in the red forest
Smash.
Or a hound
yisyis 
Weseli furry confimed ?
Who the fuck are you
Mom said it's my turn with the brain cell
Always has been
dawg
im calling animal control
I dont know who you're talking about
The furry
I have the Stupid
idk something something science
use deer
sosig
deer pricey
It would go down something like this
Also boar is good
yeah but you would end up chillin
My baby's first child labor
carrots make surprisingly good bacon
What
If you feed it to pigs yea
you know. when you cut them into thin strips and season them to taste
Are you having a stroke?
How many fingers am I holding up?
🖕
Im gonna stop you right here
Vegetable taste sad
You never had baked carrot strips?
listening to this in the background with text to speech is so funni 
What do you reckon people taste like?
Why would i if i have real bacon
it's called trying different food
carrot strips make decent bacon since carrots are naturally sweet, and a lot of bacon is smoked to be sweeter

chimken
What the fuck yee you saying
the long pork 
how come the white name has to explain it to y'all 

well done tho
You two sre delusional
who are those people
Pork and veal taste nothing alike
milk fed veal, yeah
why do they know
Pork is pork
Veal i heard is like a bit bitter
no, veal tastes nothing like beef, much less if it's been strapped to the ground and fed milk
Im gonna strap you to the ground
*laughs in most of the people feed pigs and at each season huge amounts of pig products
And feed you milk
Carrots are only for soups

you gonna get hit twice.
what
imagine
Bacon is overrated anyways
I have 4 slabs for the year so i dont mind
I rarely smoke any bacon myself and the store bought stuff has way too many nitrates in it
Slab dimensions are about 40x60x5cm
is that raw or processed?
Smoked
just asking cause I only know smoked bacon
Raw smoked
man you should've seen the one I made last year. Wooly pig. easily 15cm of fat
My boss from work has a restaurant too so he has to have some kind of meat source, he wanted smoked bacon so he gave us 12 slabs to smoke
In which he left us 4 slabs after a week of smoking
Daym
imagine this but even more fat
We call such bacons soap bacons
yeah similar here
Cause in the old days they were used as a soap
you could slice it see through, put on a piece of bread and slightly toast. Would disappear into the break 
I dont know much about butchering but it looks like your pig was just fat, not big and fat
yeah that was the point of that breed.
Solely for fat?
super high fat content, extremely nice marbeling
Is this just salo?
Samo salo
salo?
Sapunjara
Other term for fat
I see enough fat to block my Arteries
well, yeah
my fav chinese dish
but still inside fat cells, not cleared
the fat is getting to me tho
Metro
i used to be 25bmi, 19 now
You could make cvarci
can't rly eat that much anymore
Pig fat chips
Oh yeah we made such
They are expensive here but we get from many people who have pigs on seasons
most the fat was prepped for cooking actually
Ah as a pan lubricant
ong pig oil yesyesyes
Deep frying etc
Fat*
i missed it so much when i had it when i was lil
we don't really make chips, it's ground down and then thats roughly the size the fried cells get
Oils are mainly plantbased
Fats are mainly animal based
With the exceptions of coconut fat and fish oil
😭 ic, it's the same word in our language
but oil brotha
🦅 🇺🇸
Wait thats not cvarci
butter - maslo
cooking oil - maslo
animal fat - zhir
mineral oil (for machines) - maslo
(crude) oil - neft'
This is annoying
Olive oil is for italians only
As tasty as it is I really prefer less inflammatory oils for food. You just feel better after eating something with high anti-oxidant levels
its differnt in ukrainian
i love braised beef
i take N-acetylcysteine and glutathione powder for that 
and pork
Puter
Ulje
Mast/Salo
(Mašinsko)Ulje
Ulje
Puter
Margarin
My parents were margarine people
Are you BPD?
pork belly is yummy
I didn't taste butter until late in life
butter - maslo
cooking oil - oliya
animal fat - zhir
mineral oil - nafta
crude oil - nafta
I mean nafta, nafta is just diesel no?
Absolute chads
Margarine literally tastes like nothing
No
seems to work 
not rly it's just super cheap here
also might have resulted from my autistic research
NAC counteracts hangover to some degree and i take extra before i drink (asian genetics makes me enter hangover in 5 minutes so i have to)
glutathione is a (racism alert) substance that discourages melanin production and so so so many asians take it here
I daily put margarine on my bread
A little bit of butter aint gonna kill me
nafta is usually used as crude oil
real
i didnt know mineral oil was also nafta
Can say the same
nafta is a brand name for a petroleum product
antioxidant effects are just small bonuses compared to their true purposes
i thought that was naphtha
Nafta is the starting product of diesel
No brands
no, there was literally a soviet owned company called nafta
yeah its def this
they produced naphtha
not nafta
only butter i ate recently is hard solid plane meal butter 😭
do they not have butter over there
it's often used to describe lighter fluid kind of oil products
very light distillate
they do but i always forgor to buy 💀
And for cleaning
long pepper 
long pepper is so good
go to sleep

Reading the wiki page it's pretty fucked up. This word is used for thousands of years already
I believe its gg now that i was awoken
Nafta?
Yea
i would cut this mf down
make a cabin from em
Doom eternal
😭 theres no indian or chinese markets near me
cant buy any anymore
😭 ask ur local frens they might know a way to get rare groceries shipped to u 💸
or come to me i will cook for u 
bwah
nice emote where u get it
?
just boredom
baba is you
bored bottom*
okay
play starsector
zabloing
ekekeke
anyone here have any experience with potable aqua pills
any strange tastes afterwards?
hi bottom
Hello, brainfart residents
I'm sure you've seen this fever dream before, but just in case:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE9yPX8AMgE
an epic tale of technology & terror
how many hidden critters can you find in this video...?
take the challenge....
listen to the original soundtrack on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/fee-b-2000/sets/supercomputed
other music:
“How It’s Made” series theme song
“Miracle Shopping” - Maimi T...
real as fuck
Quasimorph fucks
me and the lads when really interesting new roguelikes:
Hi schizo
🥰
Ok schizo
ok bottom boy
morning 
alo delight
gm
3pm, actually
Time zones don’t exist
7 am 
do the tale of two wastelands
I heard about it, what does that do?
miau
Sounds fun, except I really dislike fallout 3
same
You can fix bugs, unfinished mechanics and add some features, you can't fix capital wasteland
oh its alot nicer
any or a specific one
No, Im just very picky
the mind is boggled
uh huh
I wanted something similar to puzzle forge 2
triple town
the boggle
the boogie
the goog
Had a dream where nuclear war happened
Like 10 nukes were launched at madivostok and cities around it
the gorgarrg
why madivostok specifically
I have no idea
The cities around got nuked too
They really wanted your ass dead
grandma type gif
watching this rn
it really is circlejerky
watching what?
house
season 1?
yes
what episode
22
i just found out it was on hulu
just finished up the gey mafioso episode
I found it on prime 
Damn ivan is watching it too

House is good
wonder what triggered us all
Watched it twice
4 people is kinda a bit too much of a coincidence
can we watchparty season 2
you know what else is big

not you
imma go hang myself rq
No
hung
Not without me
Go for it
omg im 5 minutes in and he's SO mean
True
Crush his skull
He deserves it
plap plap plap
thats the sound it makes
An unexpected error occurred while executing the command.
Error code: 4d59588469e84599b144adefd0ede1cb
J-22 sucks
how would you know, none have been built yet
Jeff-22
Bob-22
My nem a jeff
-22
Jeff
:D
what a high fiber diet does to a mf
ok bottom
Respect 
ok schizo
:3
the tapeworm finally left
Okay gnoming







