#πͺbruh-fart
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I don't like them
one more couldn't hurn nobody
I am COMING FOR YOU GOD
I would use mcArthurs doctrine
A sea of irradiated cobalt
It happens bro. Must be some trash ribs if you are flipping out over one bone. I usually ignore it because the ribs are good
just one more try dud
Love the smell of lighter fluid
im calm now
The fuck kind of bacon are you eating that has bones
not even 2 minutes have passed
Bro has bones in his bacon on god 
you never like
bought a whole piece
unsliced
I have achieved vengeance on the elves
eating boneless ham
and just found cartiledge in them or whatever its called
Nah he said bacon. I didnβt say ham
Oh
at this moment
But
Is that ham processed?
@pale ingot are you processed
Is that ham possessed?
TAIWAN IS NOT CHINA
@solar obsidian
!delight
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Lemme kill you
Youβll have to catch me first
Someone created an A.I. video showing what rappers would look like if they were white.
why does walter have hair
walter after he used herbal medicine to get rid of his cancer
You're not a true mogger unless a 6'5 goth girl bit your nuts off
what the fuck
Good thing rap is bottom of the barrel music
And trolling people by whitewashing what they like is based
It makes a great combo
fucking idiot rip out your spine duhhh
Why is π€ front and center like dude his spine is fucked
@solar obsidian why are you guys the weird colour
My favorite hobby, ripping random peoples spines out on the street and watch them start spinning like a beyblade
HUH

@solar obsidian why are you
LOL
Bro
red
Why are you pink now
That is vile

Itβs a disguise
Itβs a bait and switch to scare people
back tyo yellow
βOh god mods are here!β No itβs just @solar obsidian
#πrules βοΈπ€
oh shit its gone
Damn
The fuck, one of those is me 
Remember what they took from you. Never forget.
trollface song fits brainfart's any activity
Too dated
ry still throwing a temper tantrum?
I am keeping my promise
π«΄ π₯
The hat on your pfp represents you
we should dumb react all of metros message
ffs
Biggie?
and I mean all 54,018 of metros messages
i still dont understand what the fuck is on skom's pfp
i didnt know that was a grill
syberbunk
was about to say netrunner
oddly french

ThΓ© Γ la menthe is good
Bhop music
we both crode
is that a mf skynet reference
can we get the kys deployed gif
DEPLOY THE 
he crew
she crew
they/them crew
this is so sad
isn't Ross Scott suing EA over Crew 2's server shutdown?
its so sad that i crode
It's about setting a precedent
this is horrible
a president
its about dumb reacting this mans every message
means big business gonna lose 
Obamna
That would be based. Fuck big business.
Youβre still retarded btw.
Guys see stuff like this and go hell yeah
@grizzled meadow you know what to do
are you a bubble boy?
thing goes boom
yay!
immune compromised, every day online. Offline only cause your caretaker sneezed on you sending you into a coma 
You think that will stop me?
Who the fuck is John Biden
hell yeah
react if you are secretly in love with me
I only know Joe Biden

react if you want to get muted for 7 days 
Dude youre in brainfart, who doesnβt

did you see what we post?
is that a legally binding agreement?
i will perish if i get muted
ποΈ
I'm a bit confused why he's legit so obsessed with me
les go
autism
trust me

watching blain doesnβt count
as having autism
Are you really a prohet?
metronxp, your new nickname is Love
gm brainfart
Predict what your message is gonna be reacted with
Let's all love
Iβm not. Iβm just calling you dumb. Donβt mistake it for endearment.
I understand youβre not smart and are susceptible to Stockholm syndrome, but take a second to think.
what is love
live laugh @final cedar
You love me
no
baby donβt hurt me
no more
Yaaay
speaking of dirt. Part 2 starting π
nom
should have popped the upper part of his skull off like a lizard tail

powerbomb 
gerbur


Website link: https://thirtydollar.website
Please watch my other videos. Sorry if theyβre cringe but Iβm just being experimental rn.
I'll learn a slur and repeat it whenever you bring a friend over
Spin back, Fanaggle with his front teeth, turn him around like a dead fish in water, spin him around really fast, let him go, watch him flying up into the air and falling down making a comical "BOIOIOIOING" sound and flying off into space.
EASY win
True combo?
i forgot the part where it says what do you think j. cole would do i was just talking about myself
true combo
Brooooo
such truth
Cleaned my strings
Owie I forgor apply lemΓΆn oil because my fingers do not like being grated across strings
and arthritis but we dont talk about that
I have on some fingers
My wrists sound like cement mixers
Hold on lemme record my wrists

Owie
They hurt
NAH these are marbles banging together bro NO WAY
Hell yeah
that's a nice rendition of main theme
Ty
I recommend summberging your hands in warm water for a little less than half an hour. helps joint pain @severe flicker
Does it help with the marbles in my wrists
Don't mess with stretching day guys
I'm 16 and my wrists are alr fucked what did I do wrong
actual rytard? Just apply heat soaking ain't necessary 
soaking is more uniform
DNA issue
What did I do wrong alr man arthritis is for 60 not 16 man
I can tell my reacts bother you cause youre going out of your way to respond to me
sometimes you're just dealt a bad hand

a.
But for real watch out for unatural wrist positions, and do your stretching
Stretching?
Oh
can be physically top shape but genetically prone to early onset dementia, having to take pills which keep your head clear but ruin your body. Would be funny if it wasn't so tragic 
just inject brake fluid into your wrists
That's what it feels like lol
Like
Every pop
Idk how to describe it lol
Between going over a speedbump and release of pressure
A good start would be not intentionally hurting yourself you retard
It'll help long term
15 minutes of previews with no stopping in sight
Optionally, go see a doctor
arthritihs
arth
arthtritis
Fucking Arthur man why is it always him
Dipshit
Whats next my knees?
Oh I shouldn't say that
Your back
usually yes
Not me hunched over like Π±Π°Π±Π° Π―Π³Π° rn
fr
It's bound to happen
I'm 26 and I do the old man EuUugHaaHuUh everytime I need to get something off the floor
Ye you're doomed
Oh no
Start looking for elder houses rn
Owh nΕ man
one level living only
Can I just tell my body to... Not?
Like
Grind itself like a mortar and pestel?
Pestel?
Wait
Eat well, sleep well, do your stretching sessions
pestle
Stay hydrated and hope you last longer
Now I gotta look into wtf stretching sessions are, thanks
Oh
Uhh
How important is water..?
could supplement sulphur complex
60%+ of your body important
Ty
Like, die in 72hours kind of important
Methylsulfonylmethane is cheap and could help with joint issues, if you have trouble with a lack of it
So I shouldn't... Skip over it for days at a time..?
Just cause lazy
Except if replaced by brake fluid, no
Oh
Jokes aside, stretching can really help both treat your current issue and help preserving your body over years
But ultimately if you're unsure or think something's wrong, see a doctor
Damn I just thought that it was cause my bad handwriting lol
Nah bad handwriting BC Arthur over here with a mallet
what's handwriting
Or too much puter, our wrists aren't designed to be laid flat at this angle for long periods of time
glances at steam hours on stalker
looks away
glances at constant essays
'fuck gotta do more'
(lifestyle choices may require... A change)
Maybe your doctor could help idk your medical history lmao
Look at me, people told me to see a doctor and I didn't
Now I hear voices and have heart palpitations 
Better check yourself
KILL THEM ALL!!!
Aren't thoughts meant to have 4 voices 3 languages?
Jk
hello fellas
Aloha
Don't mind the 'go see a fucking doctor you marble bag' above
Drowning the arthritis is crazy
Returned
click clack clack click click clack KLΓk
It's actually way less painful
Like
Still is
But much less
It is louder and easier to KLAK tho
Idk if I should... Yk
Be doin this
But it IS kinda funny I won't lie
My cats get fucking scared when I do this
They give me the stare
XD
Shit sounds like far cry 3 healing anims
I made it to the end of the day
No.
March 5 th
Thank you for your service field marshal
There's a lot of NPC energy today
Ok.
Why does my right wrist do that
Like
Something shifts there
Like a tendon or something EUGH

This is normal. My hand does this too
sounds like a hand issue. break your wrist
Hello tree man.
How are you
what happned
break your wrist and put in aftermarket parts
Woman doohickey
@deep topaz posted truly awful shit
furry
Yes
ok
femboy tomboy unity
@deep topaz kys
It got like 7
reacts too
I assume without the popcorn SFX
i hope you have a nice day
Honestly I could do some mean Foley effects
No. Mine kinda does that too
Not as loud though
My cats give me a stare when I do this
So It may be too loud
Why must you scare them?
Yeah itβs quiet for me
cats might not like the sounds of clacking bones
10
The price of immortality is immobility
ive seen worse than this due to the pink bunny vtuber woman
it gets so much worse
what do you mean
Broβ¦. What the fuck does that even mean.
it gets so much worse
HUH
ok its a vice article
im pretty sure they like pay people to make up fetishes at this point
i wouldnt have been exposed to it if not for a very specific vtuber 
Nah i really doubt itβs made up tbh.
People have done and liked worse
also true
there are depths of the human mind i cannot understand
it gets so much worse
porn addiction has taken me places i wouldn't even go with a gun
and i dont wanna go back
Actually, arenβt you the guy who posts furry stuff?
The fuck you mean made up? You post people who dress up in animal related bdsm gear and wear diapers and other shit like that.
How could you doubt it being potentially real.
gm
i don't post things like that
Good evening
and there's more levels to being a furry than just one
Yerrr
You know of it though.
You know itβs real.
yeah, doesn't mean i understand it
Understanding is not mutually inclusive with acknowledgment of reality.
bdsm and diaper people were humans first before it turned furry
from what ive seen its about people dressing up with horse head masks and horse tails and acting like a fucking horse to the point of running obstacle courses, wearing a saddle and being ridden and pulling a fucking carriage while dressed in the horse gear
and then there is also the partner in the relationship that acts like the master
Aw what the fuck man
There are people who get off to mutilation and/or dismemberment
Cmon i just want memes not explanation of fetishes ffs man
I think thatβs mild in comparison
Drinking is fun
oooooo i curse you with alcohol allergy oooooo you will never drink again ooooooooo
I had to laugh hard
Drink lean. It does not cause brain damage thatβs a myth.
Ham i will eat you
Me teaching any hypothetical kids I have how to interact online
ok but u still got the cross facing upward ur still safe
when it turns upside down thats when you know it's zover for you
Greatest video today
giving brainfart a bit of a break from the brainrot
tutle
@placid sail
Solid Snake*
Poor guy
Anyway
Guys
Do your have gae?
only for art
For the right price
Lmao


i like how they gotta specify its a dog dog
and not a people dog
the white girls fuck ARE dogs subreddit
puppygirl petsmart
the fuck
Knighting my squire rn
savage racing through the mall like he's playing mario kart :o
@pale ingot
Damn
The raids i did and grind i did before this update kinda paid off 
Could cash in the stuff i barely use, for legendary points
mr best
And looks like xp req doesn't increase past 250
i alr gave up instantly after i finished the lost armory mission
ill keep doing stuff tomorrow probably
2bad
Loot is good
Hard at low level
Some are tedios, but some are super easy
Like hold the generator ones
compared to having 2 players so you can go to 1 part of the map and the other player can to do the other objective
If you maxed throwable dmg, you can just hold it with molotovs
As long as you don't kill yourself with your own molly xD
im saying this as an example because of the first survivor mission you get on the lost armory questline
anyway ngl once i hit 20 stamina with inhibitors im gonna focus only health for a while
since im built like a twig
Hmm
You can always raid someone's new game at night, bolt either to quarantine zone or anomaly
And snag yourself an inhibitor
(what my ass did before i decided fo start ng+
)
yall have been @placid sail talking here i see
yeah i think they were pretty @placid sail
i already tried
when you sell an item on the steam market for $0.01
gn
are you fr
no lol
Yea madi doesnt want any calls at this moment
How tf 
Ehat holo cards
Hmmmm
If you get a whole pack, you get a nice text to stand on your profile
I got no sellable emotes
make more collections boy
Nah im good
VIVA LA RATVOLUTION
no you need to play a good time
Over 2h?
Can do
2h is the time you can refund the game after buying
I could never refund terraria
Plus there are bosses and mods
That i wanna try out
And also beating
Why did you mention terraria
The nameless deity
Democratcy
We didnt mention terraria
Exactly
Cards it also has
Why would you refund a game you dont wanna refund
Bwcausw I'm deunk
Fair
L drunk
Lmao
Fuck you

Ass is sealed shut
get good
Imagine getting good in 1984
im good
I'm not stella try it on her
Alex bad mod
shh, they arent supposed to know im mod yet
Kk
Ur a dingle
:flag_it: Italian (Italiano)
β¬οΈ
no horny exile brain fart
Ko Δia italai susirinko... Pala aΕ‘ pats Δia kaip durnius dabar sΔdΕΎiu.
@pale ingot guns suck 
:flag_lt: Lithuanian (lietuviΕ³ kalba)
β¬οΈ
What are the Italians gathered here... Pala, I myself am sitting here like a fool now.
Glory to the exotic one handed machete
Pala is a slang word for Hold up
shotguns are the only worthwhile gun i think
which then
Dl1 shotgun dealt just shy of 9000 dmg
Dl2 shotgun barely does 3000+
And thats with legend bonuses
i did an actual gun challenge somewhere in old villedor. they give you all the gun types, send you off into a quarantine zone and tell you to murder. interesting challenge
ESG blowing up right now 
Nintendo winning once more
urmm.. ackshually
gotta turn down difficulty
u can loot ammo
for some reason gun scaling is awful in harder diffs
completely useless compared to bows
dl2?
Ye
Scorpio is fucking ass to shoot with
Projectile just feels like it has a delay when firing
what's that
Harpoon gun that turns into a 2 handed mallet from a press of a button
With no durability
(As in it won't break)
might be intentional delay cause the projectile is so heavy
You pressed a button, the gun fired... Harpoon exists half a second later when all the gas has come out already
Im talking about this kind of delay
Off
guess they never really figured out how to make guns work lol
Shot a volatiles with it
1 killed with one shot to the head
Most of them missed because delay
And hit abdominal instead of head because they decided to move a bit
literally my current fav weapon
so far the fastest attacking weapon i've used yet
just shreds volatiles 
the blender?
(and yes, i fucked up and chose the wrong grip mod)
yeah
RAAAAHHHH
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@grizzled meadow
Cosmic gods, gotta be
yes
that's a common euphemism for masturbating
I'm typing one handed right now ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)



metro

put your hands on the table NOW
ALL OF YOU WHO ARE FAITHFUL TO MUAD'DIB
METRO
put your hands on the table so we can dumb react you
PART TWO IS PRETTY GOOD
I concur
GO WATCH IT ASAP
fucking great
dune sleepy
mr fresh has been adopted and is now safe
taking gf to watch it again this weekend
metronxp, your new nickname is Bob123

Did he tho?
True
He's not blocked 
the desperate realizes his mistake and scrambles to reverse it
for a brief moment, you did
For a brief moment your mom rimmed my ass clean for a 8ball
hot
Wait you can tell when youre blocked?
dune is just autistic Kingdom of Heaven
reacts are deleted
cant react
Ooohh
cant react on people who have blocked you
Alex, demonstrate
Surprise
gonna game now, my job here is finished
I unblocked him, worst mistake of my life
Not for long
pretty solid, but nothing entirely new since the first movie

(by the score you mean the soundtracks right?)
ye
what theater you watched it in
best soundtrack to ever be created
the regular one
listen man, I'm not some movie nut
I usually steer clear of them, and I'm honestly surprised those three hours went by like a single second
I only made exception for my beloved dune
it's pretty good, true
you ever watch the 1984 one?
with picard and sting? nah
Lynch's Dune
but it's funny it's a thing
I've heard the series one was much better
but ran on a pretty low budget
Can you hear this sound
0.5 seconds of sound
Motherfucker give me the time?
forget about that shit
and go watch duuuuuuuune
instead of playing mad max you should be building mad stacks
still probably the absolute best of a book adaptation we could possibly get
he does it later in the video
it's a low rumble
I can hear that low rumble
it's modulated, not how the people who can hear it perceive it
It's nothing else
skinwalker
cat
I wouldn't tickle that belly
entire season dedicated to the Spacing Guild
khajiit
well yeah the book barely fits into those two movies, but given what usually happens with book adaptations, reboots etc nowadays
biopic of a mentat slowly going insane
i'd buy drugs from em
I say SOLD, GOOD ENOUGH
I wonder if they're gonna make more
I wonder if they're gonna make it to the funny wriggly boy
well we're in a global recession. gonna be lucky if part 3 drops
yeahhh
well yeah, first one made some tasty dosh
second already broke even 
movies, games and stuff need to make double their budget to actually break even
trip some balls in honor of Paul becoming the emperor
I'm coming down, I took a tab of acid like 8 hours ago prior to the first dune movie 
so the first movie just about broke even
get some water-melone
about 2-2.5x the budget is needed to break even in most movies cases
what the fuck 
are you into sour candies?

fudge?
or like crisps
What kinda snack go well
gotta love the free market
nutritional value but for flowers
enjoy!
blackrock lost almost 2 trillion last year 

"lost"
metronxp, your new nickname is Simon
Simon says
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
Light up that cherry
ooh, there's still space for a third
you can eat a dorito with 2 of your buddies

In the us it's common to put potato chips in a sandwich right?
Nothing is true, ev... πΆ CERVEZA CRISTAL πΆ
γQRT of Windy πΈ (@heyitswindy):γ
'Around 2003 in Chile, when the original trilogy of Star Wars began airing on television there, they did this funny thing to avoidβ¦
π 140 π 30
with big ass maneating worms
THE GREAT the word jihad is no longer allowed HOLY WAR
who the man who eats worms
π²π²π² generic american family
yes
sleep later bruh
I know, its 12 in the morning too
french wench 
on a bench
wait who is the second one
dina
im sorry for your loss
gn dina
bonne nuit
hey stella
what
Why he so surprised
i said bonjour
jinx
no you didnt
(except dina for he must watch the new dune movie)
I take a shower relatively often for ur information buddy
venom snake reaction
what are you on about
its gotta be with water
Brainfartians shower
Yeah it's with water
artyom is having his first shower in months and flexing on us
your country is covered in shit
from the tap
blame the farmers
finally paid his water bill
Bitch u mean tap
yes, thats what paris's current state is
Is from the shower head
pure corn syrup only
bottled spring water
nah, why you gotta be doing allat
just live next to a spring on mt.fuji
yooooo
π€―π€―π€―
is that MF DOOM*
I swear I have that meme somewhere in my gallery
yo
ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE MAN NAMEπ£οΈπ£οΈπ₯π₯π₯
it's gooning fine
very convenient
i wore sweats too much, im a jeans main now
goon*
is bro from wolf of wall street?
gooning and mewing
Relevant for Stalker Chat, but posting it here so I can link to it instead. 
wolf of wall street dude just scammed a bunch of people 
@glad carbon alo
why does bro look like he has a balaclava on
me
his name is bandit
aw hell nah
@glad carbon me when no S
bluds gonna use the kids as a distractionπ
dead ahead
S rank
hello
you're washed

already did, this morning earlier
are you cooked too
not yet π³

fu
π₯Ί
that level has the two most things I hated
edp445 roaming arount tanking bullets and dogs
true



