#🎪bruh-fart
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I know where they live
nuh uh
Wdym no
he grew up in lodz but uhh
I think he’s working in Warsaw rn
Lmao
LOL
ME AND WHOOO
I have some family living in poland (as to where idk) and a best friend but thats literally it
Me
Aloo corii
aloo kristine
you're the wolf
Cori bestie
Caseworker sends this over the MMS text right
Can't fucking read it
thats why you are the wolf
I’ll body slam you
Jpgs and mobile uploads compressed to shit
Raghhhhh
@green schooner Helldivers today?
who is that
incompetent fucking social workers don't get how fucking techology works
Cori I could lift you with one hand
yes
Probably
no I could
send a fucking scan through a printer then email the attachment
it is a meme depiction of lara croft shooting off cori's dick for posting furry shit
I dumb bell press more then your body weight
ahhhh wiiiire
now that's an abbreviation I haven't heard for a good while
yes
yes
something around there
it is
or
I’m not stupid
you never heard britbongers?
still used on text to text on most cell carrier here still, but if these idiots who work in social services had any brains or at least their leadership would know other texing options like even fucking telegram would be better options
like jesus christ
just mail the fucking thing
This is why germany still requires fax machines
no
fax machines are dope tho
Its old ish slang for brits
I’m not even British
coming from 4chan iirc
its because brits love weed
refers to stupid brits looking at the big ben
I know a femboy who’s British who does weed like
hey frog
Everyday
He’s always high
cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s that face for
He's me
minus the boy
minus the british
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Presiden
oops
hey flop
alo
hi frog 2
hi frog 1
they let me out on bail
we ballin
stella too
last time i worked an office
our server room was also our IT storage room
but had no airflow for cooling
but we had to go into storage so often
that the opening and closing of the door
created enough new cold air in the room

just why are people
Which one to wear
gator print
majima fit
yeah i dont know
uhhh
divine intervantion
no the nice the is for later
a mere mortal cant know what the fuck happened
drug deal
use the animal print for an active job you gotta do
whack the fucks if you get blood on it
it doesn't ruin the white threads my man
majima
I try to be as much like majima in my day to day life as i can
Especially this version
Men are cringe
ok lesbo
yea
You
r e a l
it doesnt even do the flip
wtf
@glad carbon I’m home but I’m munching since 9 in the morning lunch sucks
so I just didn’t eat
eating breakfast sando right now
I finished my wretched meal, time to continue my war on the elves
????
you're like @inland jackal tier where you just post anything you see
Im actually him
evicted
He is not actually me
Found Forester Bob
I don't know what this is but it references doom and I like doom
Illwinter's dominions meme
soundtrackj, your new nickname is Peters

soundtrackj, your new nickname is Geng
soundtrackj, your new nickname is Spring
memeg7837, your new nickname is Boozer
geng geng
hi boozer
memeg7837, your new nickname is Manowar
i'd drink a boozer
i would never post anything of such kind
weseli, your new nickname is Nguyen
i dont like reading is what im trying to say
I'm not a furry but legoshi is literally me
Unironically one of the most relatable characters i know of apart from actually getting laid
uh huh
you mean including

or i misread that
nevermind
im regarded
Shows peak, only a closeted furry actually are afraid of if what they watch is deemed as a furry show
Also i love his eng va just because he also voiced the mc in dying light 2
whats that one furry show about the angry office worker lady
alo coriander
that ones pretty good too
Ngl the dub is made watchable because of his va, almost everyone else is better in sub
i know what you are talking about
but i forgor the name
aggretsuko
i like it
i hear its good
Another furry anime i could think of rn
is
BNA
which is also okay
@glad carbon
idk how true to reality it is but its pretty good for lookin at office life
Its ok, though it falls into one of the allegories for bigotry that doesn't really work
me
no thats meee
no meee
Of course choom! 
Preem
wheres the family guy clips
Is this...
A JOJO REFERENCE
thats battle tendency
Wait nvm
you fucking retard
Shut
real
eitherway is win
Me after reading my kill log saying I was killed with a Makarov head eyes from 80 meters away
Man
I had high hopes for it way back in the day
My honest reaction by getting head eyes'd by a scav with a toz 106 for the 4th raid in a row 
What a shit game it is now 
@unreal ledge (strikereker) has been banned for reason: compromised account / lost to the sauce
Your toss feels like throwing pebbles at scav
But scav toz is like launching a truck at your face
Dude if they just fixed the technical shit it would still be somewhat flawed but it would be a pretty solid game, but theres so much technical muck holding it down
I heard
Im calling 4chan
Like they want the cat die?
who is that
Yeah
Or what is the context
A cat that became a meme
I read it I thought they want to hunt down the dude who has Mr Fresh
Old news
Since I keep hearing some animal abuser stuff
Someone put an actual hit out on an actual fucking cat 
Hope so
Was the execution date posted?
i dont understand why
This cat
also that cat looks asian
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Billy1
shows what too much????
Billy?
the billy?
This cat is everywhere on the internet
this is my first time seeing it\
most sane fardter
ive just seen other variations\
Weird
maybe people who see it too much are chronically online
So proud he pissed in the freshly dried clothes...
Yours
Ma fuggin cloths

Brainfart is my home, where else am i meant to exchange rare fish trading tips with other online schitzoids
is this based on some sort of game because i cant seem to understand this
Who is this? Is that new mod or something?
thats me
Its falco, he's been mod for a long while right?
Jostabeere. He killed falco and is now impersonating him.
Fun fact
ryan gosling
hello hello
No, Falco is an unpaid intern
hi there
alyooo
oh, hi 喜 
Ryan gaussling
weseli, your new nickname is Gofast
Not fair of you guys to get free labor out of the mentally impaired
gotta @inland jackal
@grizzled meadow get me my cawfee please, thank you Tony
who's falco?
Only he will know what i need from him
Sounds about right
@grizzled meadow sono affamato
Need me some pasta pics
PORCE DIOOO 
P!magik 815976451429236756

🤝☕
Bajo jajo
What horrible staff. Man was just offering some coffee and they kicked hin out.
smh imagine getting kicked outta store for offering some coffee
bro didnt deserve it
What has this world come to?
Smh god forbid a man has any fun
Anche io
oggi alle
am improving so far with sfm posters 
Mr Krabs off the perc
is good but zoom in
lots of dead space or negative space
Unless it will be filled with text later
thank you :>
is this real
am exiled
so nope
oh thx im gonna try it
You can view but you can't chat
yep
Press it
it looks good ngl
Somebody needs to tell these bold ass pmcs arent allowed in raid under 10 minutes
goated
i want the robo one but its 350€ :(
its real
just happened to me aswell
fucking had 2 quest items and then i get killed by some bumass fucktard camping scav extracts
classic paingame
not even any rat either it was like a 3 man squad with relatively good gear
hi madi
ur a bum
Watch your mouth gonk
The costume though….😜
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We're racing to the finish line of killing our species
kids in 50 years are gonna trip and have the lego game dismantle sound play
did you see the plasticizer reveal
like 90% of US foods have it in there
Nah show me
fuck up ur estrogen and other hormones
Drinking the treated water gives you estrogen
give
It's in the tap water
i need more

Fuck me I just had Wendy's nuggets the other week!
wonder how many people didn't develop right because of this
All of us
@fading shuttle https://youtu.be/4WGJmvfWKhQ?si=JfjtJI_imbyvYC29
LEO Gosho milionera - retro chalga
me
rampant autism tracks with the proliferation of phthalates but its correlative
there is just a spike of autism
my god the amount of autism


lol
amount of hate for gamma lmao
yes you do you idiot
estrogen makes ur balls shrink
make u fucked up in the brain
the entire reddit is like that
americans and their drugs smh
meanwhile russians: ⛽ 💉 💪
cant wait for the 4th freezoom mod
what the fuck is estrogen, I don't do geography
should lace their estrogen with cyanide
i should bone your mother over a coffee table
in the early hours
over a warm inviting cup of coffee
i know u doing estrogen so u barely have the bone anymore
what if i broke it
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discussing political shit rationally and blowing up at each other over mean the same shit apperently
nah not 1984
no idea what the fuck is this
!1984
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Cmon man be grateful for once
Hey alex, hey ham
When she suckin on yo dingaling and she drool on it. Yerrrrr
Yerrrr
why the fuck should I, that troglodyte josta just looking for reasons to mute me
this gotta be evil
Because the moderator team decided to revoke the mute
Also i mean
that means at all, regardless of how you discuss
hi
Happy new years
mod team awfully reminding me of the french government
Happy 2024
think you're a bit late bud
Timezones
what timezone is it for you?
2024
the one where it just became 2024, stupid
Martian standard time
What are you gonna do?
A protest?
French Revolution
One of many
Id say a revolution, but I forgot it doesnt work since half of you cant understand french so I cant cite napoleon quotes
"Its Napoleover..." -napoleon
proof
I hope they exile your napoleonic ass to corsica next
we dont want her
tape
If in need, TAPE TAPE
Tape another mag to the mag
Soon
estrogen is used in the male physiology as well, it is necessary for successful maturation of sperm and supposedly for a properly working libido, i.e. if your dick is working as intended, you have estrogen inside you
Im waiting for my black poly mags to arrive
it's just much lesser of it than in the wemen
same way, guess what, wemen have testosterone, too, but in much lesser amounts
if women have more estrogen, why dont their dicks work as intended
wouldnt they work in overdrive then
because their dicks are vewy vewy small and undeveloped
yes brainfart, you can pull off "my dick is bigger than yours" on wemen

but if they're cunning enough, they can pull a reversed "I have a fully developed vagina and not a hidden lame one" on you
I wonder whats the stats for emojis on this server
because you do have a hidden lame one vagina
Which ones are the most used
ping grok and ask
there are women how take testosterone to make their ||clitoris as big as a small penis||
shhh
if you continue to insist on being illitarate, I will revoke your destruction licence
makes a mistake in the word illiterate

Just had a allergic reaction, I sound like a "🤓" now
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU FOOL
SCHEWPID INNIT
it dont work like that, when napoleon got first exiled, he was sent to an island with poeple, he had the chance to resonate with the poeple and start another revolution, and managed to march back to paris
i tghink its' time to sleep
benzins just a wee bit schhhhhhewpid innhe?
st helena is more advisable
no you cant
vagena
I thought they were inside out
Stella try not to mention Napoleon challenge (impossible)
its the only time france did anything interesting, and so she clings to it fervently
awiigogoogeee

What?
I hope they send your ass to st helena then
vagen
Alo Charon
he was the last great french leader figure
a mimir
for demoracy
after that france just surrendered
||waaaaah||
Takings Ls after Ls
go go ga ga

I will collect my last chromosoes to say
Shouldnt have lost his army in russia smh
A building a block away from my house caught fire
holy fuckingh shit people wanking over some other long dead people under some flag kicking the shit out of other people under other flag and giving it so much thought are making me cringe and die
Unlucky 💀💀💀
goodinigt branfrot
Bzk when history
Shit wrong block sorry
brainfrot
Gn you lovable fuck
Im homeless so
Use the fire to stay warm

I just live in the walls
I live in Germany so not an option
i just burrow a hole in the ground and hibernate during the winter
during every other season i meander
I just steal the skin of the original inhabitants until I get caught and have to move locations
they quite literally depleted his supply lines, lightning warfare doesnt work if theres no supplies
I mean
Thats on him
Should have established some supply lines or some shit
supply lines are slow, I meant that he depended on the local towns traders for supplies, alexander that time ordered his men to burn down any traders when they retreated
Just like sun tzu said...
so during all that, napoleons men starved
what yall think about the lighting in this one
moscow was burned down by the time he arrived so there was no way to replenish his supplies
Really solid
Nah it's cus he didn't play total war
Imo
Schewpid
Its funny, he did just like sun tzu said
his men were starved and got frostbit
But didnt learn after the russians burned the villages
and on top of that, his soldiers got picked off on the retreat back
Bad general
they couldnt carry the dead so they were just left on the side of the road, frozen and dead
lazy bastard
shoulda eaten them ig
this guy is not meandering through the streets and scavenging through trash
the winter
yes thats what I meant
tf?
I didnt say its the only thing, you mentioned other reasons and everyone knows there were several reasons
but when It came to waterloo, he was hammered on all sides, no way he can retreat back and suprise them
was mean to be a joke, its also reffering to the eastern front in 1945
the same problem, winter
brreuueur
history boo
I swear every time i fucking get invested in some theme, i start seeing it everywhere
I wanted to repost it but nah
I sent it to stella in the morning
Whenever the fuck it was posted
Back when i was muted
But I guess also because he's been using the same tactics, lightning warfare depending on the local villages for supplies
I go sleep. Goodnight brainfart chat
Gn flop
finally a good fucking history lesson
bonne nuit
Thinking of it
Thats legit how sun tzu says to wage war
what? know your enemies more than you know yourself?
stale baguettes
oh hon hon silly foreigner, supposed to eat them whole
Yeah i guess he also said that
gn
but yeah, tactics work as long as your enemies are taken by suprise, doesnt work when they know what to expect
the problem is throughout all the coalition wars, napoleon's been using the same tried and true tactics
Didnt help that he didn't change tactics when they started burning village as well
yeah
all those victories, only a few defeats, but lethal ones
youmm nn
Jits
I genuinely don't know what the fuck has been going on lately
There was a political/war conversation a few days ago that had two mods
viva le revolution
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Maple
maple
You should report the Mods... To the Mods 
I don't particularly like getting stitches
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Stonecold
coom
📚 dingle
A person of lower IQ and [social status], [not quite] retarded but at the same time no [rocket scientist]
🖼 Avatar to madirexx
yeah that be whiskey tarkov
GO BACK TO THE OG AVATAR
you are a snake person taking on the identity of madi
Naw
the real madi died with the mod role removal
Breaking my heart here
I need this one
madi.... this is an L...
yeah, can I get the tea in dms pls
dont do this
I am confused
I got released
wdym
What is, the pfp?
madi didnt wanna be mod anymore or sm
No
hmm
Can't talk
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Gamma
idk idc much abt it but falco got pissed when madi jokingly kept saying "too gae" as the reason for the demotion
IS IT THE GAMMA
Yeah, too gae /j
THE Mr. GAMMA?!
Have to add /j every time now
Because it's not obvious that it's a joke apparently
rip
fire gif
that's the mutation power or somein
mr groks automated modular modpack for anomaly
lol
mgammfa
the f isnt written dumbass
f
E
no
gammfa

Gamm4a
mr gmama has been pinned
gmom
SEAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
SSSSEEEEEEEAAAAAAANN
Countdown till Falco disintegrates my nuts for pinning something in Brainfart 
SSEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNNNN
with what 
its me
📚 Pringler
How to perform a [pringler]
- Obtain female
- [Shake up] large can of pringles
- Pour broken up pringles into said woman's anus
- Insert penis into said woman's anus
- Fuck woman in the ass
- Listen to the satisfying [crunching] noise
Nuh uh
OH
Nuh uh
note i just typed some random shit in 
Nuh uh
and 3rd that's an infection wating to happen
📚 sniffer
Someone who has a [sexual fetish] for [nuzzling] [someone else's] asshole with their nose.
BRO
and also 4th. that'll cause rectal bleeding
AHAHAHAHAHHAH
Why do you get the wildest shit after typing in the most random words
WHY
how do we keep hitting sexual definitions 
📚 bleeder
A term used to describe a virgin girl whose [hymen] is [intact] at the time of her first penetration. When she is first [penetrated], whether by a finger, a penis, or some other object, her hymen tears and bleeds.
📚 A
It's [literally] [the letter A]. [Why did you look this up]?
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
📚 scrungle
The motion/act involving intense [squashing]/ripping/tearing/mutilating of an object or being. deforming an object through rage, deliberately with force, re arranging the formation of objects. [scrunching] or [bunching] up an object in a fit of rage or humour.
📚 shuggle
the way in which a bitch of [basicness] moves around; [to shuffle] while adorned in [uggs]
📚 Mr. Bungle
Formed in 1985, Mr. Bungle is the most unique and experimental band of all time. Very underrated and often imitated, yet never duplicated. The brainchild of Mike Patton (also of Faith No More, Tomahawk, Fantômas, and many other projects) and his buddies as teenagers. Released 3 albums and lasted until 1999, then calling it quits.
Members include Patton (vocals), Trey Spruance (guitars), Trevor Dunn (bass), Danny [Heifetz] (drums), and [Bär] [McKinnon] (sax).

📚 Я твою мамку ебал
Hello, [how are you]?- [translated] from [russian]
📚 Crungle
[A Stupid], [Idiotic] [person]
YOU'RE A CRUNGLE @slender rock
📚 shagger
A [British word], usually used by " [the lads]" to define someone who is
- a bit of a ladies man
- the soul of the party
It can also be used in sarcastic terms to define someone who is the complete opposite such as a bald, old wrinkled [geezer].
📚 big boobs
big [melons]/[HUGE] [TITTAYS]!
No it's a cat
📚 Falco
Great Austrian singer. His most important song was "[Amadeus]", which was the first rap song and the first song in German language EVER to top the US billboard charts. Other famous songs are "Jeannie", "[Amerika]" and "[Der Kommissar]" ("Can't turn around"). The latter was turned into "Don't touch this" by US rapper MC Hammer.
Falco died in a car accident in the Dominican Republic in 1998.
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
so
📚 klonk
The [metallic] sound when you hit someone in the head who has [helmet] in [Counter-Strike].
📚 Gronk
a [total loser], [moron] and idiot who always says "[ill] just" before he/she does anything
📚 bronk
-
to get [shorted] or [messed] with, to [fall short] of expectations screwed
-
very large or oversized fat
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📚 cronk
"[Cronk]" may be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, conjunction, [preposition], interjection, or article.
The use of "[cronk]" signifies any word which [the speaker] wishes to replace or create.
📚 Kronk
The best character in The Emperors New [Groove]. Talks to squirrels, and does his own [theme music] and always pulls the wrong [lever].
No his name is glonk
A what
📚 wookie
A lifeless idiot whose whole existence consists of following around [jam bands] and not showering or shaving. When they're not [panhandling] or trying to rip people off, they're selling veggie burritos or grilled cheese to fund their useless existence. They [stand for nothing] and care about nobody else. (Not to be confused with a hippie. A hippie is someone who lives a certain lifestyle due to their beliefs. Hippies often shower and have jobs.)
this definition was written by a hippie
📚 hippie
One who looks upon [all of these] negative definitions and shakes his head thinking [how sad] it must be to no longer have the ability to dream of a world that we were all taught to strive for as children. One who loves everyone [without prejudice].
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
📚 Dripper
When sitting on [the crapper] for a long time after the poop comes out and your ass starts to [leak] a [fluid] that is not quite water but is clear and thick and greasy.
📚 Snickler
[Noun]. A person who [licks] [butthole].
HOW
📚 KGLW
KGLW is [a sex] move where you [vibrate] your [guitar] so much both parties cum.
Bro
the fuck
How do you know about this
Why
There's no way you randomly decided to look up 4 random letters
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
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📚 bowm-chica-wowm-wowm
[a word] to [express] [hornyness]

📚 King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Really cool Australian [rock band] that has already [put out] 9 [full length] albums since 2012
📚 fiblings
Two [siblings] that [make love] to [each other].
📚 drooler
n. A [handicapped] person, may or may not be mentally handicapped.
Describes the semblence of [drool] in conjunction with a lack of [motor skills].

alex moment
📚 Alabama
Where you [marry] and [fuck] [your sister].
📚 chinchin
[chink], [jingle], [tinkle], penis
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
im trying to find some bizarre shit rn
📚 Chin Chin
-
Italian (and sometimes French): 'Cheers!' Derives from the sound of the glasses [clinking] together.
-
Japanese: Penis. Cause of much [puzzlement] when [Italians] travel to Japan, or when Japanese travel to Italy.
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
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📚 Obamium
A rare [element], used in making [Obamids] and Obamium [ingots]
📚 gawker
A [shitty] [collection] of websites.
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
📚 cum gurgler
One who [immensely] enjoys the [spoils] of [fellating] a male.
📚 Obamids
Mythical structures, constructed out of the very same marble that Obama’s face itself was forged from. Found in Obamgypt, these [pyramids] will [shine a light] into your soul. Also, [am I the only one] who thinks that Obama’s kinda hot?
📚 raven-shield
[amazing ass] [game] for [PC]
i ONLY typed in gurgler
📚 rider
a girl who is [in it] for [the long] run, will stay with you and who has your back [no matter what]
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📚 Spamalot
A comedic musical derived from the motion picture "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (1975), set during [King Arthur's] reign. The musical originally starred David Hyde Pierce, Simon Russel Beale, and [Hank Azaria]. The book, the music, and the lyrics were written in part by [Eric Idle]
📚 💀
💀 is slang for "I'm a [submissive little] [femboy] and I want to [get fucked] hard!!"
📚 😂
[the most] [cancerous] [emoji] of all
📚 Jerma
[aa] [ee oo]
📚 🤡
A very powerful [response], when you use this [symbol] you will win any [argument] no matter what.
📚 Real
To have an [idgaf] attitude about what people think about your actions and/or who you are. Being able to say [fuck everyone] with out...really [giving a fuck]. Being able to be your own individual and not be afraid to stand out. Admitting your flaws as well as you confidence.
aaaa eeee oooo
💀
💀
whar
📚 Glaggle Enphosogarger
A device used to [enphoso] the [Thorn] Glognuts, the pastries eaten at [Glaggleland].
you aren't jelqing
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📚 jelqing
The art of creating a longer penis through stroking excercises for months and years. The erect penis is greased and stroked a specific number of times, near orgasm, but rock-busters should be avoided if at all possible. The number of strokings is over 110...then a rest...then another 110. Some men have claimed this gives them a larger penis, but some men have [come forward] to show the actual results.
[The Academy] of [Jelqing] in Chestnut Hills, PA, has classes for very horny men who [jelq] each other and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that [the Academy] classroom walls are covered with sperm. The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the power-house enema" and other such delights combined with the art of the jelq. Jelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class ducking the [flying jizz] shots!
real
📚 owo
Basic info:
[owo] is an emoticon used in chat rooms similar to [o.o] but the 'w' Is supposed to make it cute.
What does it mean?
owo means, [a blank] stare, but in a cute way.
Other similar emote(s).
[OwO] o.o
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I don't have one...
📚 o.o
Depending on if there are caps, or where they are/how arranged, here we go on text exotes:
1.)
[o.o] : blank stare, as in "You've just [lost me]" Or "I care about this...Why, again?"
2.)
[O.o] ; [o.O] : Confusion, usually used together.
3.)
[O.O] : Suprise, shock.
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📚 :3
It's supposed to be a [coy] internet [smiley face], resembling something like a cat, [cuteness] in nature.
I personally think it looks like a ballsack mouth.
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:3
:3
📚 ~
used at the end of words to make them longer. instead of saying "It's taking too looooooonnnggggg." you would say, "It's taking too long~" Periods are rarely used after. Used by literates and occasionally [preps].
can also be used as an [exclamation point]. originates from, well, the [buttons] being next to each other.
thats not it
That's not what it's used for

📚 👲🏿
[Black man] with [a dumb] ass [Chinese hat] 👲🏿
📚 Madi
The most amazing person you could ever meet. Very beautiful. A Madi sometimes finds herself [in trouble], but finds her way out using her awesome personaloty. A really [amazing friend]. If you meet a Madi, your sure [to love] her.
📚 ¿
An [upside-down] [question mark]
hol up
real
xD
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📚 Wargle
A word [spoken] following an awkward [comment] or [silence].
📚 madi
An undefinable girl and in some strange cases a guy. [Madi's] are not easy to find. If you ever meet a Madi you should immediatley go into [the fetal position] and hope to god the true [fantasticness] of this girl (boy sometimes) will shine down on you like the rays of the sun.
📚 shargle
The reflexive gargling-gag caused by the [spraying] of [liquid shit] to the back of the [throat].

You've found something finally
jesus christ
📚 °
"Degrees"; the "degree" sign. Commonly used in temperatures, angles, and [geographical] coordinates, it can typed on a PC by hitting Alt-0176 (using the numeric keypad), and its [HTML] code is &[deg];. I wouldn't be surprised if someone's used it in a job advertisement before.
what the fuck
yes
📚 =3
=3 is a text [smiley] often showing [cuteness] or [affection].
📚 §
[Simolean], the symbol of [currency] used in [the Sims] series of computer games
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90 simbucks
2004
📚 Kept you waiting huh?
When [Big Boss] doesn't [give a shit] about you and places you at the bottom of his [list] of priorities.
Embed
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Failura
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fuck
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📚 Proggle
Proggle Proggling to [meddle], or [snoop] [into someone's] personal business and belongings.
📚 Peggle
[The greatest] and most [addicting] game ever. Like [Crack]... only better
^
📚 Pegger
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A female with a strap-on performing penetrative [sex on] a man's behind.
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A person from [winnipeg], [MB].
evil
pegging should refer to peggle fr
📚 Snog
[The British] term of "[make out]". It is a more [formal] way of saying "make out".
ok you had to expect that
why are the brits
📚 groggers
/ˈɡrɒɡə[rz] /
Definition: an expression of [unequivocal] poggers, in a groggers way
Deriving from the name of one of [Anilist's] most influential reviewers, groggy1, known for popularizing the avant-garde Gakuen Handsome.
📚 ¦
A key on the almost extreme top-left of a QWERTY keyboard; the 'lonliest key in the world'.
Criminally under-used, this key feels sad that it's not featured as eyes on emotes, and is jealous of Squinty, ( : ), and [Bulgy] ( 8 ).
Equal rights for [Liney], I say! ¦) ¦) ¦) FTW!
"AltGr with [second row], first key! Remember it!"

hard r
bulgy??
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📚 @
A symbol standing for the word "at" that in turn symbolizes lazyness and stupidity. I mean, seriously, who sat down and thought up a symbol to shorten a two letter word? WHY? Your time could be better spent counting blades of grass in [your front lawn]. At least that might teach the [retarded bastard] to count! If you now anyone that abbreviates the word "at" as "@", cease all conversations with said person, as their retardedness may [rub off on] you.
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📚 <
The opposite of '>'. It is a [symbol] to show [that one] object is [lesser] than another.
📚 amogus
[something] that [ruined] [my fucking life]
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📚 Skibidi Toilet
The work of fucking Satan.
It is the worst meme possibly conceived, if you can even consider it a meme. It is so unbelievably wretched and [cretinous] to where anyone over the age of 5 knows that it is terrible. It was created by some guy on Youtube or smnth. The meme is so terrible and absolutely fucking atrocious that it makes me, and several other groups of people want to rip their eyes out. The meme has been going for way to long, similar to another [terrible meme], the "Ohio Meme". Both of these fucking memes are so horrendous. Little children also try to say this meme has lore, but it doesn't. at all.
The fanbase of this meme consists of little crusty iPad kids who aren't even potty-trained yet. This meme is largely on [Youtube Shorts], which is a detestable internet landscape that is also a rip-off of TikTok.
Seriously this meme is so absolutely disgusting.
i, and everyone else on the internet other than those infants on [YT shorts] agrees, that this is the worst thing...





