#🎪bruh-fart
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You just need to go to the school's computer lab and find the kid with the thiccest glasses, that's your GM
I'm just that good
That's that one funny companion mod for fallout nv
That's probably one of the retarded sentences of all time
yup this one will do
It's called not being a fucking sex pest 25/7
nah man, while dnd is slowly getting recognition in Mordor, I really doubt any of the younglings even care yet
it was same bozos or even older at the few tables I got to visit
a foot in the grave
Me
Gn

Big ahh ears to hear all the drama in brainbart
Gonna be back home at like 5am
isn't menace too autistic to participate in any drama here and just randomly barges in and says I AM PLAYING XCOM TODAY to absolutely nobody and disappears back into the shadows
(respectfully)
I do that on loading screens
I mean.
out of all this, she only caught YEAH I PLAY XCOM :)
...pretty much
but I mean, it's probably for the best, being in the know of all discord drama only brings you extra chromosomes
Idk man, you're the one daily dissecting everyone in here
I like brains
sluuurp
I envy men who can look at drama and go. "Fuck that!" And not get involved for their own entertainment
Im happy you are still unable to explain what I am

OI
Kys
Swag gatto
Whatcthe fuckbis that
A swatto
Swagga
I'm gonna swatto your house
Okay, cool it uncle ruckus
thats you right now
Swagger*
you left ur jaw at home
BRO! Why'd you hard R!?
Holy shit gordnon freman
Ruh roh raggy
get chud fucko
it's cuz they got that swagger and can't lift their legs that high GAY!
what the fuck
Huh?
How did you..?
Holy shit a fat raccoon
But automod doesn't let people say that...
You gotta say it with enthusiasm ig
Gotta lift your voice up that high GAY!
I'm sorry. Knot Slut?
yes
Yeah you deserve to be in here
Yup.
Nvm. Profile checks out
"Knot Slut"
Why am I the exile?

knot HUH!?
I only literally asked for it
It means the artifact guys. Cmon.
uh huh
ah i see carry on
For sure
I pray that just means they're really into bondage or something
when i say medium rex, what pops up in your head
Do not look up knotting
generator rex
The... Uh.... the clone trooper?

better be the captain
I know what knotting is dumbass
we know
Definitely nothing else and that nothing else is Definitely not made of silicone
i dont know what that means
@placid sail hi bz11k
Knotting enthusiast over here you said you knot every day?
Lockedfart
what happened to your name
bz11k, your new nickname is Domino
i thought it was KKKKKK or soemthing
Alo bz
ALEEEEEEEX
urban dictionary it's the better oxford
VTUBER GIF BARRAGE
NOOOOOOOW
What else would it be
ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
you dont need alex for that lad
something involving a bad dragon
Knot is the tied string/rope
for i can do it too
idk you tell me beautiful
DOOOOO ITTTTTTT
CHOOSE YORU FIGHTER

No u
ANYTHING JUST DO IT
whats going on in here
THEY'RE GETTING WEEEEEEEEIRD
God dont
YOU GET THE DERANGED ONE
ATTAAAAAAAAAAACK
something something medium chance to occur
Is that stalker
In the background
metal gear 3
@fading shuttle hi yapster
fuck metal gear
Idk looks like rostok to me
thank you for your service
just gotta find the right ones
indies all the way
did someone put aphrodisiacs in the brainfart coffee pot today
How in the hell
hi falco
falco can you kill that furry please
Y'all gotta add ! To everything ig
which is worse vtubers or pictures of people with no chins
Vtubers
Fr tho. I'm surprised the mods let you get away with that name
furries discussing their nasty things
SWOUSE!
vtubers
That's fair
you can mew the other away
okay jellybean it is
I hate that meme
its as bad as jelqing
@placid sail send "gay!"
i still dsont understand what the fuck mewing is
what
please dont jelq for real its just a meme
Do it
cats
The only thing jelqing does is give you ed
the fuck you mean
do it
peer pressure
fixed the names not showing up at the seat 🗣️
I don't even know what that is and content with that
stalker mod grooming him to say the nono word
GAY!
oh hey
Normal, without big stuff
ok so its some looksmax shitpost from like 2009
Am I smelling another furry war crime in brainfart
The fuck
It's not possible then, something is seriously aswiss
you know programming like your three fingers Lalco
cringe tiktok memes and ifunnyco rage comics or vtubers
question mark doesnt help
Hello
Gouda yourself idk
what
We literally have a proof that it works
! fixes everything
instagram reels or vtubers
shit man rage comics all the way
alex do you have gifs of anyone other than saurei?
no
I just said I don't
bro doesnt know waht bonemashing is 
stop inventing fucking words
im not
God I want to smash her face in with a hammer
Investmaxxing rn
orcs having some banter around a campfire be like
just google the words you dont know @placid sail
Bonemashing is another retarded looksmaxxing meme that doesn't work
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Looksmaxxing
go learnmaxx man
Looksmaxxing, or to looksmax, is a practice involving several forms of body care routines, in an effort to improve one's physical appearance. While the practice as a whole can refer to simple hygiene, more extreme methods have become associated with looksmaxxing, such as "mewing." The practice is affiliated with incel subculture, and originated ...
Aight nvm
which one is that
In the same league as jelqing
jelqing is legit evil
AAAHHH WOMAN!
Tapping on your face with a hammer to shape your bones
my memory is bad enough to overexert it with stupid modern slang that will go out of use after a month of its conception

Completely fucking stupid
not as stupid tearing ur dick apart to hope you gain an inch
(jelqing)
What the fuck is icehooding
this is retarded
man what the fuck are these words
retardmaxxing
thats the point i think
4chan moment
its just words with no meaning
Why do you people have these
I don't know. BUT. I do wanna die
oh is that the operation where they cut some of the connective tissue of your dongus soa part of it that is deeper in the body kinda loosens up so your dick get just a little bit longer for a questionable consequence of that
you mean ropemaxx?
Jelqmaxxing
I'm gonna ropemaxx your family
no its like uhh
clean is knotmaxxing
😳
you know how working out is just microtears in muscle
😭
okay chat is retardmaxxing I'll go browse the internet for hardware parts
hardwaremaxxing
you arent beating the swollen balls allegation, sorry man
Ballmaxxing
ballmaxxing
Busymaxxing
bussymaxxing
fanumtaxxing
stfu
that one is legit word
assmaxxing
what
assblastingmaxxing
cokemaxxing
fanumtaxxing
Grokmaxxing
Fentmaxxing
oh yeah
gawkgawkmaxxing
i thought you meant bussymaxxing was an actual word
STOP
TAXXING?!
its one word sir
fanumtaxxing
God
Understandable, have a great day
stella 2.0
mfs go to zorbiton just for some green glorp 😂
replaying dying light 2 rn
zoomers please decode
where would i go for some blue glorp
this is slopmaxxing
Brown
stellamaxxing
Parkourmaxxing
goonmaxxing
isnt that just jelqing
dropkickmaxxing
I autocorrected to brown on accident and it made me think of brown bricks in minecraft
no?
Takingrandomneedlesifoundinasewermaxxing
sarueimaxxing
same
thesevtubergifmakesmewanttoberacistmaxxing
I'm hopeless mane fr
Im frog, and this is my favorite video on youtube.
minecraftmaxxing
Building brown bricks is the most amount of fun you can have while playing a game
brickedupmaxxing
reminds me of the soviet block style building
brown bricks, in minecrap
whats her name?
eggs for brains
dude it's literally хрущевка
saurei
saruei, french vtuber
blockmaxxing
wrong
Back from yielding my flesh to claim their bones. What'd I miss?
who else zincmaxxing
i must die
Brownbrickmaxxing
erection lost you said french
crueltymaxxing
me
I'm bonemaxxing.
french
Bonermaxxing
🤮 french
zincmaxxing
i just remembered that one cursed screencap
I try to stay hard 20 hours out of the day for my bonermaxxing followed by a 2-4 reps of jelqmaxxing shortly followed by bonemashing
feetmaxxing
@placid sail
about what
Eugh, the french. I guess it might feel nice to see her insensate and covered in semen.
semenmaxxing
i feel like this channel is gonna get locked down again
Fucking what
what
semenmaxxing
IIRC dude eated zinc products or something like crazy to cum over 100 times on fictional character
Lock this mf up in arkham
zinc dont do that, it just makes the taste better, so i've heard
lock them up in the aslume
the man aslume
Man
zinc makes you cum? are you acoustic?
jonkler brain rot
The jelqer
vacation to loser city
fucking sapiosexuals man
yes i am
Why is your name not man then fucking idiot
picture proof
cool

undercover
@fluid heron @high meteor hows the lobotomy going
Alex stop trying to use vtuber hypnosis
lobotomy
What the fuck even is this
my penis is itchy
itchmaxx
lobotomy
lobotomaxxing
Pocket rocket
try doing soviet era brainwashing tactics to mentally block out the disgusting french vtuber from your mind
i already have two in there
theyre my balls
ballmaxxing
fizzling nuts
fizzlemaxxing
It is up to you to take on the chris chan fanta experiment in his honor
@grizzled meadow
what the fuck
there was a ping here i swear
Falco got excluded

i might be losing my mind
demoted
hi Iedy
Btw "gay!" is no more
lamo
!gay!
istg 
:OGay
i think you need to do a double check
damn thats alot
soy bien Avocado
siesta time
Why did it send 2
soy abogado
Guacamole
looks like a banner from a typical ru minecraft server
mom runes
Minionspeech
moon runes
pls spend 30$ for vip role so you can set more than 2 homes
cazamechainsama
yo soy abocado
dinaaa313, your new nickname is Ccbill
??
oh yeah that shit was microtransactions central before any of the AAA have even thought about such an idea
gmod dark rp

Russian schoolchildren were milked for their pocket money like the war has already started
Nice

Oh hey
bro i am never smoking gas station weed ever again
It's Thursday
"duping" is literally a tag you can search ru mp minecraft servers with
me evertime after the lobotomy
it's a fucking feature
why his eye like that
Welcome back
I've missed you.
Also thanks! It's great to be back
this has been posted many times but i love this image
The only reason I'm still going is brainfart
I'm magical 
thats kinda sad i wont even lie

@grizzled meadow i'm pulling out the lobotomy posts today
dusting off the shoebox
Finally
be quiet copycat
nope
speak up
where
at Beijing Daxing Airport 
already saved lal of them
imagine needing to save them
Disgusting fr*ncophiles 
scrumptious
amazing
wonderful
cap
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
7k rubles more for a cooler to have RGB
My next operation is to save you from the vtubers.
fucking amazing
Best ad ever
_ _
you cant
I can try 😭
stupid fucking elf
sisyphus
Loli god dancing
@grizzled meadow wanna see a hardware cite that genuinely hasn't been getting any design upgrade since nineties
Do I
Anyway, back to work for me. In other news, had an interview yesterday with the glowies and it went well
Arctic Liquid Freezer II 420 RGB — ✔Жидкостное охлаждение ✔Необслуживаемая система жидкостного охлаждения (СВО) ✔Цвет подсветки LED: RGB ✔Гидродинамический подшипник ✔Медное основание, Алюминий ✔200 - 1900 об / мин (основные вентиляторы), 800 ~ 2000 об / мин (помпа), 1000 ~ 3000 об / мин (вентилятор VRM) ✔48.8 CFM (каждый вентилятор) ✔22.5 дБа (...
See ya gamers
Just to be sure, remember that this is what I'm going to buy, it was an example of what you'll have to buy
I'm going to be a lazy ass and copy most of your build except the overkill and stupid expensive parts
since it was picked with expertise of some sweaty guy, it's my best bet anyway
that cite is genuinely older than most brainfart
I can send you the pcpartpicker list if you want
sure
I haven't picked the electricity box and case yet anyway, might as well steal that too
Omp
why are you so troubled man
I have tbh never watched Vtuber vid
i thought they were okay and then every other streamer wanted to be a vtuber.
good
There used to be a vtuber who came under so much fire because the Vtuber was an actual woman and not a dude
...I've only heard of it the other way around but 
yeah cus the vtubers thing was that they were a feminine dude
vtubers are just normal streamers with an avatar i never understood the hate
@glad carbon dank 👌
danke
Vtuber fans sure have some weird kinks
that is true
women
Showing your face on the innerwebz?! 🤮
When the blinders are peaking or something idk I never watched it
They IRA car bomb something
I havent watched it neither
I know about Vtuber through a
Mean that god will never forgive me
90% of city planners....
Booba 👍
what did frog mean by this
Wdym I gambled so hard in the Strip that some Ring a Ding Ding guys just kicked me off
Thes guys cant comprehend the power of 10 LUCK
takes too long
@atomic crane hello friend
It is now 3rd hour in DMV
hi!
I cant feel the time anymore
you put the goon in goonstation
The sun and the moon now are just folk tales
Such commodity to understand reality is fading away
I am the goon.
Now the illusion is necessity
Is this mod abuse or did bro dox himself 
Is god forsaking us?
Yesn't
Why must he create human to create dmv
I need to go for a custom license plate 😦
Why he gave such demonic power to the palm of human hands
is your function not available online lmao
I am waiting 3 hours to change a single word on a license
ID changing is not online
Its in person only
That is ROUGH
I know
I lost the sense of reality and anxhor
Now I seem to understand that
Eldrich shall be the only answer
@grizzled meadow
sir yes sir 🍆
Dwight is too pathetic to goon
im a big fan
Nothing else
dont tell me ur only on goonstation
he's like a male girlfailure
excomunicado
Naw I swapped to TG Manuel awhile back and now I mostly play Nova station. I just have to dodge ERP like my life depends on it.
literally on the gooner den wtf
splurt player
Literally the most egregious place, but we do a lil antaggery
nah ithink he has it in him
Fuck, work calls.
hop on mojave sun
test tomorrow
Oooo perhaps I shall
its the only good server
infraredbaron sprites for it too
these people play BYOND
the same guy who did Eris
(smelly)
original still cracks me up more
i managed a few minutes of SS13 once yeah
its very acoustic
i moved around the map, couldnt figure out how to do literally anything else, and left
It's amazing
he just psychically annihlates her and keeps talking
@fleet silo I think there was like a full video of just that guy with ss13 sound effects on it

classic greyshirt
the rot consumes
it looked like something i would have enjoyed but didnt
the ui and controls are a big filter
i would have enjoyed it when i was a teenager back in like 2017
if you still have brain to develop im sure you would've liked it
needs that learning mindset
i tried it around 2018 and didnt like it so that's not it
Me fr
yes
now post a vid of his rib cage getting smashed in 
but there no alternative for a 3d bladerunner game
the only good thing is creating a chick with dick
I hate helth bar system
showing the damage
what are we playing
borderlands?
cyberpunk 2077 (I won't abbreviate cyberpunk because you know why) is close enough to bladerunner
fucking
ELF
I HATE elves, I don't want them in my home
racista
I hate elves yes, how can you tell 
mimimi
honk snoo
Did it go into lockdown?
no thats the 1st i think
equalizer 3 is in Italy
Decided to use my powers for evil
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/981372521590972416/1210282239158526022/floppy_pile.mp4
food
Time to make some people feel like they're 62 years old
https://youtu.be/un5OckofEOA
Riding the coattails of another old fad.
A catastrophic explosion plunges the peaceful city of Tokyo Chernobyl into chaos, creating a Forbidden Zone ruled by a madman and his army of mutants. When the one genius capable of stopping the terror disappears, it's up to his protege to finish his work. Now rookie adventurer Stalker Boy must enter the Zone, surviving by his wits in a hostile ...
@pastel quartz ?
some people show love in different ways
That is so sweet I love it
this article was written by alex "I hate everything" degenerate
how can something so nice be bad in any way
Probably fully aware of it and just writing it for views if I had to guess
Not sure how accurate it is, but I've seen articles a few times about the human brain on average being twice as likely to pay attention to negativity rather than positivity, even when a negative perspective is way harder to justify because it's not really based on much at all
Not that you get the negative perspective yourself, but for catching someone's attention I mean
bz11k, your new nickname is Planet
I've finally. achieved. the top.
Yeah, I fall for it all the time ngl
Ughhhhhhhh
good morning grumpy american
Cracked my screen on the phone
or whatever the time is for you
1500
Thats west coast right?
Perma Instagram filter now for front cam
bro are you balding
Just thin as
"leave em wanting more..." 
Cunt
Are u out here disassembling this poor soul
I think he just likes me or something
goog
👀
eeptyibab
he's depresso all the time anyway, might as well give him the reason 
Time to upload "Help me Dr. Dick" to my music upload channel
No Scrubs gif
I'm sad
no
They probably don't
man that was the shit on mtv back in the school days
Oh god the album cover
Nvm
Bit ruined ...
added the final touches to it
Someone name a meme song to upload tho
I've already done the usual suspects like Bumble Bee and that one where they go "ayiayiay i am your butterfly be my samurai"
dinaaa313, your new nickname is Strength
💪

azertyuiop
Also fuck you @placid sail now I need to rewatch that shit
There goes the best times of my life when the whole series was available on Youtube...
all.seer, your new nickname is Giraffe
True
I have full control over your life Falconelli
also khe khea torrent kgaai keehee
Falco in his mind prison
such a cute guy (imprisoned for elaborate tax fraud scheme)
LET HIM OUT
russian VO of Scrubs was goofy as fuck
The german one was dog shit
Some of the jokes got translated and became just really unfunny
here's an example
http://www.kinopoisk.ru/film/251568/ - для особо одаренных, кто считает что этот сериал копия интернов. (http://www.kinopoisk.ru/film/501998/)
i just carry a poptart in my car in case someone needs food
By someone you mean you ?
no i mean if i see a homeless person on the side of the road
I feel like giving homeless man a pop tart is a morally grey decision
I mean i live in an area where if you aren't always speeding you will get run into and or threatened
i have to be fast
(Pittsburgh)
Im pretty sure these two made me gae
THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS throws a pop tart into your face and speeds away
i don't whip it at them, i just go 'EY, want a poptart?
do you, by chance, drive a grey wan
no
with "candy" hastily written on the side of it
im not luring kids, just giving some crackhead a poptart
I still think it's borderline harmful
weeeeeeeeell. given the fact americans are more adapted to that insane calorie intake already
look man i don't carry three course meals in my backseat
just throw cucumbers at them
also pretty sure JD makes out with Terk's wife at some point
while they're drunk or something
is that literally me?
what the fuck?
I'm confused which snake are you, venom or the real big boss?
fake fan
liquid, solid, gaseous, or plasma snake?
could be venom
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Camaross
bz11k, your new nickname is Undertak
er
old snake
dinaaa313, your new nickname is Winger
Liquid snake
bz11k, your new nickname is Spice
oh nooooooooooooo
where is gas snake
plasma snake when
Hahaha
I am a brainfart autist that hates wemeeeeeen
IKR
Ice Spice ?
dinaaa313, your new nickname is Divorce
Hahahaha
Wot
Oh fucj
come on baby
we can make it work
please don't go
world of tanks mentioned
FILES A RESTRAINING ORDER
I'll try one last time
dinaaa313, your new nickname is Santa
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Train
Choo Choo mf
bz11k, your new nickname is Cowboys
howdy
Y'all
car
Okay chat santa has to drink his goodnight potion to try to get some sleep
never forget one more hero we never recovered
Goodnight 
p!meme
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Error code: 778d3ca1135d4dd090de74fd460f3dcc
Rip
Freedom!
bz11k, your new nickname is Madison1
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Bergkamp
What
epee
@pastel quartz is your pfp from FLCL?
csm
angel devil character from csm
yep
Ah okay yes
that guy
the angel bussy
Bro is really called Angel Devil
yes
so i said fuck it we ball
Apparently
what the
mf looks like a femboy but you die when you touch him
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Purdue
Brother I feel your pain
Whilst not irl, I've been called femboy trap, etc so many times in another discord server that'll it nearly drove me FUCKING insane
That server long dead lol
then why do u let it haunt you
It nearly drove me mad and it became a community meme
but it stopped haunting me long ago
Anyway I go sleep
Goodnight peoples
It's like 5 fucking AM here 
Yo
Cori
Hi
hi cori
The sky dummy
Hi cori
fr
Hello mogger
Nuh uh
Yuh uh
what if im doing a headstand?
Up is not where your head is aiming
handstand?
Gonna kill you one day





