🎪bruh-fart

[finite quest]

im like that.

[inland jackal]

What on earth was the drake video?

[finite quest]

oh

he was just

beating it

thats all

lol

[inland jackal]

Ah

[finite quest]

masturbation on his patio

very chad imo

[solar coral]

I blacked out and mutilated my stator factory to make automated wiring

[green schooner]

finally

@pale ingot

le handguard

time for the next one

[solar coral]

Ew roblrox

[green schooner]

no

minecraft multiplyer stalker

in a nutshell

[solar coral]

❌

Roblox

banned

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-running-playing-having-fun-gif-26860048

[pale ingot]

gg aa ughh ::;

[green schooner]

i watched a stalker team with a merc

they are just enemy friendlies

they watched me die

[pale ingot]

theyre evil and fucked up

[green schooner]

thats what im saying

[pale ingot]

i begged for my life once in the east side of rostok (i had to do one quest) and the bastard stared me in the eyes for a solid 4 seconds and then full auto fired on my head and fucking killed me

eventually i finished the quest and came back with 3 artis to the bar tho

[green schooner]

based

I'm duty cause

uhhhh

reasons

if I say it here i am going to get publicly executed

[green schooner]

so close

just need the beta fragments

and dopestone

my asval will be perfect

then vss

so not excitied for getting the extended

gonna finish getting my asval together

put like 4 lasers on it like my mpx

[pale ingot]

i didnt even know you could do that, the little checklist for items

[green schooner]

ye

you just click sumbit a collection task

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/simon_says-meme-rub-your-eyes-gif-21152737

[green schooner]

it helps me personally focus on getting the mats I need lol

[pale ingot]

I'd like to have it just like

to know when im done grinding 1 specific material

[green schooner]

ye

it only keeps track of what you have on you tho

not your stash

[pale ingot]

ive been wanting to upgrade to a worn ah-3 and im still missing the metal detector stuff, pickles, and data fragments

[green schooner]

me with already op armor from the winter event

[pale ingot]

i still dont have any bar items btw I've been struggling

[green schooner]

im about to get exo

I already have a full voshod

lmao

[pale ingot]

[green schooner]

what>/

[pale ingot]

im getting my shit kicked in around the rostok-pit areas and bro is chilling

[green schooner]

yes

what rostok pit area

??

if ur going on the bandit side of rostok your retarded

[pale ingot]

idiooiy.g

IM A BANDIT

[green schooner]

LOOOOL

loserrrrr

[pale ingot]

you smell

[green schooner]

wheres the pit

[pale ingot]

like uhh

west from rostok

so its a bandit area

[green schooner]

pit is full

bandit area

how are you dying

[pale ingot]

i dont have any bar gear so its harder on me

[green schooner]

wdym

there is no places

its just ai

[pale ingot]

yeah the fucking ai hits like a truck apart from mutants

[green schooner]

you suck.

wear plates

[pale ingot]

🫃

qlso yoummm ... youuree smelly.. ffuck you @green schooner

[broken topaz]

Rude

[pale ingot]

id win.

.....

worn abakan and ah-2 nomad, I'd win

[runic kernel]

Hi cori Hi ham Hi Charon

[broken topaz]

Hi catboy:3

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-stare-lmao-neutral-face-not-funny-gif-23051909

[green schooner]

duty is just better

sorry

[pale ingot]

im going mercs ngl but bandits are peak.. ur just a hater

[broken topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/706256350623039488/1200617300248756307/attachment-1-1.gif?ex=65c6d4fe&is=65b45ffe&hm=a0ac70d0994f2945daf95d8b9cf76a4fa1243720ad6690b9fca969ee2fe6bed9&

[green schooner]

bro goes bandit

and doesnt go monolith

and goes for mercs

(they get curb stomped)

[pale ingot]

whatever

cant you change sub factions

if i really wanna I'll change to see both sides

[green schooner]

no

you cannot

wait yeah you can but

its annoying

af

plus monolith is hostile to everyone

so north is hell

for everyone that isnt monolith

[pale ingot]

so monolith is basically covenant isnt it

[green schooner]

yes

covenat is monolith

[pale ingot]

uhhhuh

yeah i heard they're 99% russians so that's why im going mercs. more english speakers

[green schooner]

depends

i play on eu servers cause of my polish uhhh friend

[pale ingot]

p*lish

eww

[green schooner]

hes my partner

[oblique spire]

har har

[green schooner]

but anyways

[green schooner]

look at the voshod you dont have

guhh....

[pale ingot]

this game probably has like 0 na or asia players, i saw a monthly banned player list on steam and there were like 20 eu banned and only 1 na and 1 asia

[green schooner]

ye

cause devs are

ukr

I was in the offical discord but left

but NA is just chill fest

[green schooner]

im about to force him to find a song for me

[pale ingot]

most of the stalker fandom is russians and ukrainians so

[green schooner]

me forgetting slovak and

polish

different

[green schooner]

yes

[pale ingot]

or eastern europeans in general

[green schooner]

but its minecraft stalker

so its jut

[pale ingot]

im part of the same group

[green schooner]

stalker was already for POOR people

stalker minecraft is for the even more POOR

[pale ingot]

nothing but a broke boy boy boy boy

[green schooner]

me dropping 10 dollars on it

for the famas

(its op)

(crippling gambling)

[pale ingot]

nerf

nerd

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/snuggly-frieren-frieren-beyond-journey's-end-sousou-no-frieren-anime-gif-348398537987303489

[pale ingot]

yourrree... A NERD

[green schooner]

if you were stalker I would be able to help you

maybe if you werent' a stinky... BANDIT

[coarse bear]

https://vxtwitter.com/Devovas/status/1757162312861913277?t=eSfOJzd1dwwxZ158_RQJqw&s=19

[pale ingot]

crossfactional squads exist but its more a matter of how the power balance in the map is split up

[green schooner]

exist but if your fighting a enemy like a bandit

your friend cant help you

so he is useless

[pale ingot]

nah im saying like

the game has some very clear boundaries where stalkers go and where bandits go

[green schooner]

yes

[pale ingot]

so its like

youre gonna have to be in enemy territory practically alone cause you cant be helped by your squad mate

[green schooner]

yes

which means

dead weight

maybe if u werent a loser bandit

you would be winning

[pale ingot]

atleast im getting filthy rich from all the STALKERS im killing

[green schooner]

how much you have

cause 3m isnt a lot

[pale ingot]

i had a whole firefight with 1 random ass stalker dude in the east side of the dump around the giant ass psy anomaly that ended up in both of us fucking running

[pale ingot]

250k i barely just got to the bar bro trust

[green schooner]

yeah a single decent artifact

is a couple mil

[green schooner]

I got to bar in 2 days

:3

[pale ingot]

if only i could get lucky and get that shit

[green schooner]

you wont cause they are all in the north

guarded by monolith

and they are hostile to all

[pale ingot]

well

every sub faction is hostile to every other sub faction right

apart from like their core faction

[green schooner]

no

bandits mercs are friendly

to each other

[pale ingot]

thats what I said

just like

[green schooner]

cov is friendly with

bandits

I think

but yeah

[pale ingot]

every other sub faction

is what i said

[green schooner]

nah cause

some areas

monolith cant kill

fellow bandits

but if they go above into like lets say

red forest

kill on sight

[pale ingot]

sub faction as in merc, monolith, duty, freedom. not bandits or stalkers

i know about the kos areas

[green schooner]

ye

[pale ingot]

alr

[green schooner]

i mean if you need help finding questr

or

attachments

ask me

[green schooner]

I spawn camped

multiple mercs

u sure still

[pale ingot]

i can change, bro.

[green schooner]

I can fix you

[pale ingot]

and yea still sure,.you smell

[green schooner]

They kept trying to come out the stalker side at Rostock

[pale ingot]

thats their own fault

[green schooner]

so I kept running them down with 9x39 AP

LOL

[pale ingot]

even i know that's suicide

[green schooner]

I just wait till they run outside

and then wait for the protection to wear off

and for them

and shoot them when I still have protection

(they emptied their mag into me and did 0 damage so I can mag dump them)

[pale ingot]

one time in cordon stalkers were literally inside and around the photon 2 bandit base area

i couldnt leave spawn without getting sniped

[green schooner]

yeah I never even got near photon 2

[green schooner]

cordon stalker base is uncampable

[pale ingot]

brb

[green schooner]

4 of them will pop out of no where and

The only cover you have is trees

[pale ingot]

nvm

guu h:;

[green schooner]

I thought stalkers had it hard

But your the one being body slammed

[pale ingot]

we just get put up north more often in earlygame

[green schooner]

till freedom comes rolling through red forest

then your clapped

they go in like squads of 5

you are NOT winning that

[pale ingot]

squads of 5 methheads running around violently massacring everyone in their way

[green schooner]

yes

they have more then duty

duty is small

we surprisingly have less numbers

even though the freedom members live like mole people

[pale ingot]

just like mercs dont have the entire population of russia on their side

[green schooner]

lmao

I have a bandit account for NA but

not EU

Blehhh

[pale ingot]

the bandit voicelines go hard

[green schooner]

yeah but

Stalkers sound like red necks

So is funny

[mystic bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/pewdiepie-sad-nigga-hours-sad-crying-sexy-gif-13500887

[pale ingot]

it almost makes me not wanna switch factions cause of the voicelines

almost

[green schooner]

ok stinky

hope you get butt touched by a group of stalkers while your mid questing or grinding

[pale ingot]

already happened 50 times

[green schooner]

I’m wishing more upon you

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-owo-moment-lil-cat-face-sousou-no-frieren-gif-1322415692904155350

[pale ingot]

i wish you get gang banged by 5 freedomere while you have an inventory full of loot

better yet

i hope you die to a black hole anomaly

[green schooner]

freedom members don’t dare to even go near the duty base

or the city

they stick to the left side

and upper top

and all the grind spawns are on the right of duty base

we control AW

[pale ingot]

monoliths are actual sewer dwellers

they live in the fucking caves

[fallow trellis]

only stupid people live in the sewers

[green schooner]

Freedom members literally live in our underground

LOL

[finite quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908583081953349652/1206721766278570014/caption.gif?ex=65dd0a38&is=65ca9538&hm=8a719f553599fab909360882e61c99503f4325a8ee1bf77a024ca57c8d5dce14& gif i made if you care :3

[pale ingot]

maybe we're not so different after all

[green schooner]

I hate freedom members

To cocky

Like the mercs

[finite quest]

opinion on loner

[pale ingot]

i dont fw monoliths

too russian

[green schooner]

On god

[finite quest]

monotards

[green schooner]

They keep touching everyone in aaa

Aw

[pale ingot]

aaa

[green schooner]

I watched one monolith just kill everyone in AW

bandit duty freedom merc

Didn’t matter

Bro was on rampage

[pale ingot]

that's kinda based though

[finite quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1204032691146727434/v12044gd0000cgg3mqjc77u8vd0jr9jg.mov?ex=65dc7c53&is=65ca0753&hm=1715f7672e2e109ad951e2865dc59b28084454d83737b502a7229644ed49f8a2& monolith on its way to be a nuisance, again.

[green schooner]

he got gooned tho

[pale ingot]

im still going mercs

[green schooner]

And never came back

[green schooner]

Just don’t go with the majority Russian ones

[pale ingot]

im going mercs cause it has more non russians

more english speakers

[finite quest]

mad that merc vo's didnt get slurs to throw after killing a person

[pale ingot]

real

[finite quest]

i would love to watch a merc kill some random loner then shout the hard r afterwards thatd be gold

[pale ingot]

bandits get to call people racial slurs why dont mercs get to do the same smh

[green schooner]

Mercs on their way to be murdered heading to rostok

[finite quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1204032691591188510/ed6ba73607ec488a9ea240c53550928a.mov?ex=65dc7c53&is=65ca0753&hm=1f9b9d8bd3e955753ab6b60346731fdeb9c5c399d073587df5524db5f6d1e7bf& most normal loner:

[pale ingot]

and homophobic slurs too, we do discriminate

[finite quest]

👍

[pale ingot]

finally my bus is here

been sitting in the cold fo like 20 min

[finite quest]

well its 12am for me

which is

6 for you

right

[pale ingot]

7.am

[finite quest]

fuck

[pale ingot]

idiot

[finite quest]

close enough

[pale ingot]

i could have taken an earlier bus ngl but Im fucked up fr rn

[finite quest]

I! I just died in your arms tonight, it mustabeen somethin you said

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908583081953349652/1206834849990844426/caption.gif?ex=65dd738a&is=65cafe8a&hm=30138c6c2cd87e09909fe4b82af94a0370adaa10777927bf188391d8d98dd8a9&

[inland jackal]

It just started raining and my backyard already has a decent layer of water

[finite quest]

grassy pool

[toxic sundial]

Dude I would fuck up some pineapple juice rn

[finite quest]

i love rain

like

later in the day

night time

and its raining

with the games

its quite nice

[inland jackal]

Yeah

[hot snow]

wouldn't you know it's raining over here in zalau aswell

[inland jackal]

Morning

[hot snow]

in the morning

worst time to be raining

gourd mourning

[inland jackal]

Good heavens

[hot snow]

johan

[inland jackal]

Its johan

Such truth

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1206831077495152702/RDT_20231010_1628254926488272472991425.jpg?ex=65dd7006&is=65cafb06&hm=e3ea304d3379b71a74179bf0be15d3d449ce02bd1ce0fc2fd0c6169dff531104&

[inland jackal]

I had a stroke reading that

[runic kernel]

Hi W Hi Nota Hi Cleantrashcan

[inland jackal]

Whos you

@hot snow

[crimson flame]

0 braincell face

[inland jackal]

Translate

Or anyone romanian

I believe it's something
This is my neighbour romania
Something about Dunav river and economy

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-angry-pissed-off-gif-14773412

[pastel quartz]

Hallo

Guten morgen

[uncut obsidian]

hi

[pastel quartz]

How are u

[uncut obsidian]

bored

have to sit for an hour waiting for the train

[pastel quartz]

Oh thats sad

I hope something exciting happens

Like a car crash

[inland jackal]

Oguzy needs a double dose of his meds

[bright hatch]

@regal bolt

[regal bolt]

[bright hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/help-stuck-jar-vypustite-gif-27653134

[regal bolt]

[regal bolt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/969924176842473482/1203743962406322206/75cphv.gif

[gritty oasis]

[bright hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/mean-cat-cat-fu-gif-23644413

[final cedar]

he claims what they're doing in africa is the missing link

[inland jackal]

morning metro

[final cedar]

a weapon to surpass metal gear

good worning

[quaint ore]

Wake up
Day ruined

[final cedar]

wake up, only a few more hours then I can go back to sleep

[quaint ore]

7 hours of pain till I can go home

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bHipr.gif

[quaint ore]

Do be looking tempting af now

[river robin]

https://tenor.com/view/this-shit-laced-laced-hulk-green-monster-shit-gif-11770717343618769494

[inland jackal]

meet the medic

[hot snow]

this is my neighbour romania
he's like a ghimpe in my ribs (don't know if ghimpe means anything in english)

I have the danube river and he has the danube river

I have economic growth he has economic growth

I participate in eurovision 2024 he can't afford it

big success!!!!!!!!!!

now kys

for finding that meme

[inland jackal]

lol

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1206850723598311454/download_2.jpg?ex=65dd8252&is=65cb0d52&hm=6cf5ed7ad25e4d97ad6c1ed50768d89541edab96b4b8f2aab3ec1c8123e5894f&

[pale ingot]

real shit

[hot snow]

nice to see you here ham

I'm going to post this meme every time I see you

[final cedar]

nice ham

[pale ingot]

youre smelly

[hot snow]

why

[inland jackal]

simpranos

[final cedar]

that's some good looking opening credits

[pastel quartz]

Triple it and give it to the next person

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/b1QIM.gif

[hot snow]

#laff

[manic cave]

[runic kernel]

Hi metro

[winged marlin]

I farted

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/677592849579114543.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

[grizzled meadow]

Got myself: a gun
I am: the chosen one
One: in a million
Born: under a bad sign
Blue moon: in my eyes

[inland jackal]

you are the marked one

[storm stream]

unfortunately I am awoken

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1206758667517558794/Screenshot_2024-02-12-18-18-52-07_680d03679600f7af0b4c700c6b270fe7.jpg?ex=65dd2c96&is=65cab796&hm=25b052e2b631276ddc9d8920059252da3cbb8d4b2f20aca0f9f4e9a0c2469bc6&

who winning

thus ones for @stone blade https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043809953200218162/1206872072236572702/3046c7811e79033296e28cc6ab52d0d9.mp4?ex=65dd9634&is=65cb2134&hm=eff1a1f66d50207b4f941170d9939a7a437e365de1c328caacaa7a17a5f7ed21&

[pale ingot]

ice cream is so fire

[hot snow]

best

[pale ingot]

real

[inland jackal]

Kompot is better

[pale ingot]

not the same thing dipshit

you smell

idiot

[inland jackal]

No u

[final cedar]

[pale ingot]

ok but u too

[final cedar]

back to the hole

[pastel quartz]

welcome to rice fields

https://tenor.com/view/filthy-frank-rice-fields-gif-18261391

[storm stream]

https://hugelolcdn.com/v/916506.mp4

[pastel quartz]

Why there are woman

IWANNA SEE MAN

[final cedar]

#🛩war-thunder 💥

[pale ingot]

[final cedar]

there's not a single women in that entire clip

[pastel quartz]

u sure bout that

[final cedar]

[pale ingot]

we should hurl rocks at your head

[final cedar]

[pale ingot]

[final cedar]

[pale ingot]

[rare mica]

Serbia didn't flood the Danube they just both have it

[pale ingot]

hmm today i will hurl a toward you

[foggy mantle]

metro kisses hamma__

Powered by weeb.sh

[final cedar]

you can be the girl

[stone blade]

ofc

[final cedar]

how about you monolick my soles

[feral kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1164833216755142707.gif?size=128&quality=lossless

[pale ingot]

🫃

[final cedar]

Wishgrant some bisches on your dick

https://tenor.com/seY0m7iGjHD.gif

no but fr, how are you doing hamlet

harhambe

hambino

Dhamian

[inland jackal]

Dunav is a better name

[rare mica]

Hungarians call it "duna"

[inland jackal]

@stone blade

Confirm

[oblique spire]

his ass aint hungarian

[bright hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/help-stuck-jar-vypustite-gif-27653134

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lion-king-simba-run-away-and-never-return-run-away-never-return-gif-24963595

[pastel quartz]

dont come back

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729219572393181284/1206788898169028638/IMG_20230329_203319.jpg?ex=65dd48be&is=65cad3be&hm=c9fa7b28c2cdb3ef705f7ab7af5c101815c47c78da028dffdf68843d6ae0a9de&

[inland jackal]

Hello brainfartians

[hot snow]

what I would give to one day wake up in a void of nothing that used to be romania

[glad carbon]

hi melbourne fella

[inland jackal]

Close enough

[glad carbon]

hi sydney-ian

[inland jackal]

There we go

[glad carbon]

i been stomping bugs for 3 hours straight

my brain is full of Freedom

[quaint ore]

Americans try to distinguish Romanians and Roma challenge (Impossible)

[inland jackal]

Real life or factorio?

[glad carbon]

helldivers 2

[hot snow]

we are the rome

[inland jackal]

Ah fuck

[glad carbon]

we dont talk about malevelon creek

[quaint ore]

Fo supah earf

[glad carbon]

our brave fighters holding off the automaton scourge

9% survival rate

[quaint ore]

The voice cracks are funny in VAs

[inland jackal]

Pls tell me helldivers 2 has a singleplayer option

[glad carbon]

you can set lobby to private and solo stuff

you'll be unable to open some loot rooms tho

and those spawn some nice medals and credits

[stone blade]

?

confirm what

[hot snow]

the only reason I'd get helldivers is cause the designs look fire

the gameplay just looks like left for dead

sorry left 4 dead

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/next-week-ill-see-you-next-week-kiss-wave-wave-goodbye-gif-13596071

[hot snow]

I relate to your name

[placid sail]

let us make our struggle be heard by the masses

[hot snow]

oh it's not a struggle

for me

I wouldn't really care at all if it wasn't josta

[placid sail]

kill jestah josta

[hot snow]

hel

[magic tartan]

should i strip myself from my thoughts, opinions, pleasures ?

or should i choose

[hot snow]

strip Is a poor word to use in this channel

[inland jackal]

Duna

[placid sail]

what good becoming a robot devoid of his humanity it is for you

[magic tartan]

hmm

i can't feel anything except pain and sadness

[hot snow]

you should do none of those and instead revolt so we can put the unjust rule of josta to an end

[magic tartan]

i have nothing good to server to people

[inland jackal]

Duna

[placid sail]

the true path is becoming free of your nature's control and choosing whether to humor it or not for yourself, not trying to get rid of it

[devout hull]

I have gilk instead.

[magic tartan]

so why not to not have any

[inland jackal]

Lmao i had a significant delay

[placid sail]

gorilla milk?

[devout hull]

No.

[placid sail]

don't say granny

please

[devout hull]

No.

[magic tartan]

i got professional help

[hot snow]

hey its been a while since brainfart turned into a therapy session while I was around

[magic tartan]

i used drugs would put a elephant to sleep for 2 days

[inland jackal]

Good milk

[magic tartan]

it doesnt seem to work

[devout hull]

No.

[rotund kindle]

P!exile @bright hatch

[foggy mantle]

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[magic tartan]

i will refuse treatment

and see what will happen

[placid sail]

don't tell me you exiled him back ten minutes after he's been freed

[magic tartan]

there is one thing you should know guys

[waxen rover]

@bright hatch
С возвращением

[magic tartan]

i liked here and everyone no matter how retarted they are

[hot snow]

all you need is to break free of your josta chains and you will be happy

trust

[magic tartan]

so i hope i will see you later

[placid sail]

treatment is merely a help for you to get back on track, the main work is still yours, you gotta figure out your feelings and what to do with your life to not feel sad and miserable all the time without the help of drugs and other crutches

[magic tartan]

why would josta care about random dude suiciding ??

[inland jackal]

A-shot or ashot

[magic tartan]

thanks for your speech

[hot snow]

knowing him he'd probably incourage you to do it so there's that

[magic tartan]

good for him

[placid sail]

you'll get there buddy

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0Tar5nHoTP8

[magic tartan]

thanks

[pastel quartz]

you know those things makes you human. Those things special to you and they make you

[magic tartan]

i know

but its hard to cope anymore

[pastel quartz]

you are not a random dude. You are my friend and I'll be always there for you.

[pastel quartz]

It's hard but things will get easier by time, sometimes you'll feel hopeless like it will be always hard like that but remember, remember I'm here for you or any brainfarter is here for you because you matter. By making friends good friends you'll make these steps easier to cope.

and do not forget that you're unique to yourself and you deserve every good thing in this life mate

[magic tartan]

wow man

you made me cry

thanks

[glad carbon]

@placid sail

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1034507980202323968/image0-37.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-freedom-gif-5336740907613633006

[placid sail]

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-super-earth-headbump-gif-12660803786990557505

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421

[pastel quartz]

you're welcome dude.

[glad carbon]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/PFeI000LYHkAAAAC/boy-kisser-boykisser.gif

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-you-like-kissing-boys-don't-you-cat-lowpoly-3d-gif-9960745507421464646

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-boys-kisser-mega-kot-brick-gif-11900063593491011307

bz you should get helldivers 2

[placid sail]

bz should indeed get helldivers 2

[pale ingot]

hellGOONERS 2

[placid sail]

but bz's puter is very old

[pale ingot]

why are you speaking in 3rd person

[placid sail]

so it's very likely bz will get to play helldivers 2 only after absolutely everyone already forgor about it

[pale ingot]

bro got hit over the head by josta a bit too hard now he's retarded

[glad carbon]

😩

[stone blade]

duna?

[glad carbon]

dunat care

[tidal trellis]

hi braindamaged chat

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-lethal-company-meme-memes-gif-7159592649864494113

[tidal trellis]

When the company is lethal

[storm stream]

@final cedar I ask you

Be honest pls

Are you a camgirl?

[solar obsidian]

yes she is

[pale ingot]

your wife wouldn't suffer a loss

[solar obsidian]

dank af

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1206879089601019934/deer_posting.mov?ex=65dd9cbd&is=65cb27bd&hm=2766931af1e1e9caaefd36535e9774a225efa1a0454095738449cfe0e0e30743&

[coarse bear]

Is it dank if the comic was posted over a decade ago?

[solar obsidian]

still dank in my books.

the thing is that the meme itself is creative af, even tho it uses an older meme as a template

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624961771127439361/1206898865819619388/2_5357050478519666414.mp4?ex=65ddaf28&is=65cb3a28&hm=10f0a75c08d1fdbea689a60ab7cd2db00826e493ac1d6545b740ffa53f0ca79b&

[coarse bear]

Fair play, fair play

[heavy peak]

@narrow lotus

[pale ingot]

people keep coming up with ways to post loss

its like the skyrim of memes

[hot snow]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweakin-elder-scrolls-skyrim-gif-25519944

[solar obsidian]

exactly

amogus sometimes too

🈷️

[hot snow]

https://c.tenor.com/DdS-G1gJ87MAAAAM/amogus-among-us.gif

https://c.tenor.com/oAn7F0oJ4wYAAAAM/amogus-god.gif

the god of amongo

[solar obsidian]

my amongo is to blow up

and act like i dont know nobody

[hot snow]

there's a reason they're called landships sometimes I guess

that thing looks like a ship

[solar obsidian]

the last turret tank does look like a ship

[lunar brook]

https://tenor.com/view/red-red-sus-amongus-amogus-relyt_gifs-gif-21124223

[lunar brook]

a🅱️ogus

[lunar brook]

My honest reaction

[orchid robin]

This fuckin place

We did a 3k run

He told us 5 people cheated, they didnt admit it and thats why in 2 days we gotta run again

And someone went crying to the head of physical education of the academy practically bypassing at least 3 people they should have ran it by

[pastel quartz]

Time to go doctor

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/real-true-manny-goofy-gif-11240718735050624951

[inland jackal]

yelo

[lunar brook]

How do you cheat at running, what

did they enable speedhack

[orchid robin]

He said someone didnt do q full lap and "pretended" to finish the 3rd

[lunar brook]

how can you not do a full lap

then how is he back at the finish

[orchid robin]

Cuz we do 3 laps in a 1km circle

And theres trees etc over there

[storm stream]

cutting corners, using shortcuts

[orchid robin]

Therefore they could have hidden

[lunar brook]

noclipping

[lunar brook]

lmao wtf

hide and seek

[orchid robin]

But as someone who was with the 1st 5 participants

We never ran past anyone nor did we see anyone hiding

Something tells me that moron counted them wrong

[lunar brook]

maybe they meant that they stopped for air or something?

and then continued

i can’t imagine this being against the rules tho

[orchid robin]

Most likely and instead of realizing that he probably counted their laps wrong and accused them of cheating

But a private has no voting power against a lieutenant sooooo

His word goes

[pale ingot]

admin admin he's doing it sideways

[lunar brook]

someone backwards long jumped to the finishline

[orchid robin]

Idk

All i know is that our CO is pissed off

And i have to run again

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[pastel quartz]

My brain

Get out of my head

[hot snow]

we already established this oguzy

your input in the matter is unnecessary

[river robin]

Insomnia is gods blessing, and I am his preacher

[hot snow]

what did you do to spongebob dude

[river robin]

I’m him

[pastel quartz]

You

Made me sad

[hot snow]

take your meds and the sadness go away

[coarse bear]

@cunning lance i found it, but at what cost

[pastel quartz]

I cant

The voices

Whatever jus kidding

I'm gonna make some coffee

Who wants some

[river robin]

Go drink your shit water alone

[pastel quartz]

I will find you

[pale ingot]

u got the poopy in your brain already

yourre RETARDDREDDD

[river robin]

Ham fell off

[uncut obsidian]

WHO WANTS COFFEE

[river robin]

I read it in his voice

[river robin]

[pastel quartz]

[glad carbon]

can u make tea

[pastel quartz]

Yes

[river robin]

What kind of tea
Your answer determines how harshly I will judge you

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/please-stand-by-sambience-tea-pour-glass-cup-gif-15416945638698699436

[river robin]

Who is By and why are we asking him to stand

[uncut obsidian]

black

[glad carbon]

grey

and chai

[river robin]

Some respect gained

[glad carbon]

thats all

[river robin]

Respect lost

[glad carbon]

you didnt have any respect for me anyways

doesnt matter

[river robin]

True

[uncut obsidian]

who drinks green tea anyways and why

[river robin]

Maniacs

And the deranged

[glad carbon]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/PFeI000LYHkAAAAC/boy-kisser-boykisser.gif

[river robin]

But it has health benefits so that’s why some drink it

[glad carbon]

hippies

thats all

same people who drink mate from a gourd

[pale ingot]

all the green tea ive had tasted like shit. and i like that.

[uncut obsidian]

bro think we in a telltale game

[glad carbon]

just buy it canned!!

[river robin]

Some respect lost

[pale ingot]

bro think he the main character clown

[river robin]

I’m him

[uncut obsidian]

~ ryry will remember that.

[glad carbon]

madi you should get helldivers 2

[uncut obsidian]

Remember, your choices impact the story.

[glad carbon]

[uncut obsidian]

is it paid

[glad carbon]

40$

surely you get enough from doordashing

[river robin]

Your choices impact how often I call you retarded, it’s a reputation based system.

[uncut obsidian]

fuck no

buy me it

THIS FUCKING INTERNET

[glad carbon]

im already buying it for kokopelli

[orchid robin]

Fuck yeah, if i pass the exam for this gun. I dont have to come tomorrow

[glad carbon]

sorry

[uncut obsidian]

your messages are loading faster than mine are sending

[glad carbon]

lol!

[uncut obsidian]

donotcome

[glad carbon]

they will come...

[orchid robin]

Im gonma come

[river robin]

I’m gonna come

[orchid robin]

But yeah

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1091869794640343070/1206884567567302697/60c0f62e0dc41857c944dec63e64156c46d66b34.png?ex=65dda1d7&is=65cb2cd7&hm=ddf710242405e9ff65f93967f03fd2822e25932a3bbfdf92e99453d4ffa59906&

[orchid robin]

Here i am learning everything about the polish grot

To ensure i get at least 60%

[river robin]

The fuck are you talking about

[orchid robin]

A gun

[glad carbon]

@storm stream hi catboats

[storm stream]

me. its nice

[coarse bear]

Y'all buying games full price?

[river robin]

What does that have to do with polish grot

[storm stream]

[orchid robin]

An assault rifle (if anyone pulls up the armalite bullshit i will kill you, that is only for the AR brand)

[glad carbon]

not all of us spend our disposable income on commisions

[rotund kindle]

recent brainfart events

[orchid robin]

Msbs grot

The new service rifle

[river robin]

Wait the grot is a gun nvm

[coarse bear]

Literally never bought a commission before this one

[storm stream]

how do ya do?

[glad carbon]

i thought you always had that picture

did you get another in the same style

[river robin]

Your pfp is atrocious I hope that’s not what you commissioned

[glad carbon]

goob

[coarse bear]

It's just been edited to actually fit the colour scheme, for free

[glad carbon]

cool

[uncut obsidian]

I can't even open its page on steam lmao, I'd have to buy a key on those key reselling sites

[glad carbon]

apparently the keys are pretty cheap

[coarse bear]

Idk I love it
I made the artist take my money as they're my friend and don't usually take commissions

[river robin]

Why is your internet so terrible

[orchid robin]

3rd world country

[river robin]

Money to a friend is based but that doesn’t make the pfp have less of a uncanny, dead eyed stare.

[coarse bear]

I shoulda said I had a budget of €60, not €40 tbf

Maybe it'll push em to do commissions for real now

[solar obsidian]

@uncut obsidian do u drink coffee cuz u think its cool?

[river robin]

Delight

[glad carbon]

you should

[solar obsidian]

ryry

[uncut obsidian]

what? i never drank coffee in my life

[river robin]

[glad carbon]

what do you drink

[solar obsidian]

[uncut obsidian]

im in a train

[river robin]

I like the smell of coffee but the taste is god awful

[uncut obsidian]

and also i can't open the page on steam due to

Во время обработки вашего запроса произошла ошибка:

Данный товар недоступен в вашем регионе

not due to my internet

[uncut obsidian]

tea

[river robin]

I can’t read that and you know it

[uncut obsidian]

gogol translat

[glad carbon]

makes sense

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ru: Russian (русский язык)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

An error occurred while processing your request: This product is not available in your region

[river robin]

Ah

[solar obsidian]

gabagoogle

[river robin]

Fucked over by unreasonable regional restrictions again I see

[solar obsidian]

its hard to name where russia is not banned, unfortunately

[river robin]

True

[placid sail]

funny edit, but I'm sorry to say that russian frog did next to zero impact on brainfart

ru invasions are more impactful than a single babbling idiot exile

hello clownie please try to be nice at least a little

[river robin]

Who hurt you.
Who abused you Mr busy.
🫃
Point on the doll where they touched you

[placid sail]

I said try to be nice clownie

don't make me get the fish stick

[river robin]

Your name

[placid sail]

ah

[river robin]

I’m asking about your name

[placid sail]

the mods were fiddling with my nickname all day yesterday

and made me madge

[placid sail]

the precise number of criminals is unknown, aside from Falco, the usual suspect

[glad carbon]

the mods love fiddling with you

[pastel quartz]

Yeah

Insta is broken

[placid sail]

they know I'm a big name nowadays with a lot of power and try to bring me down

but it is no use

[river robin]

Ey yo hold up

[placid sail]

I'm beyond their shenanigans now

[pastel quartz]

I was watching dumb cars

Attacking to each other

With half life dub

[river robin]

Why did he post that, nobody going to say anything?

Bro just drops cross dressing papa Smurf and silence?

[pastel quartz]

Insta broken

Found this in insta and wanna traumatize you

[river robin]

These words mean nothing to me

[placid sail]

we are an inclusive community clownie

all are welcome

(except furries and fr*nch)

[pastel quartz]

And you now

[river robin]

Thank god you censored the second word, you almost made me vomit. Just nauseous thinking about them tbh

[pastel quartz]

Then think about cross dressing papa smurf

[placid sail]

if anyone asks dina and grok aren't french, they're sparkling europeans

[pastel quartz]

Dina is based

[placid sail]

ye

[pastel quartz]

Dina is from Balkans

For me

[river robin]

No he aint.
And grok zapped my reaction privs.
The french are demons.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/806268326031917067/1158868979272650852/speed-1.gif?ex=651e7917&is=651d2797&hm=0f31d03154cb8f34e89d55ed7e68927202e297dde6e8c92e273799e402c82933&

[pastel quartz]

Dina's father is war criminal thats why serbians wrote that song

[placid sail]

forever cursed with no reacts

such is your toil

[river robin]

[pastel quartz]

I wanna eat pancake

[river robin]

Pancake or waffle, which is better?

[placid sail]

some people probably don't even know anymore that clownie should be fish reacted at all times

[pastel quartz]

For me pancakes

[placid sail]

this is how you know you're an oldie now

you made it clownie

[pastel quartz]

I just love the vibe and taste of it

[river robin]

The days of me being spam fish reacted have long passed

[placid sail]

not on my watch

plus oldies crawl out later in the evening

[uncut obsidian]

french french french french french french french french french french

[pastel quartz]

[uncut obsidian]

that's a trip to ER

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/french-man-gif-13335005780324492778

[pastel quartz]

Open twitter then

[placid sail]

you made him cry madi

[river robin]

I don’t use Twitter, it stinks

[placid sail]

what kind of a mod you are to do that

[pastel quartz]

Fuck twitter

And out of context

Elon musk is dumb af

Dumb enough to buy twitter

[fallow trellis]

that's what they want you to think

[placid sail]

https://bigmemes999.funnyjunk.com/movies/Repellent+cut+swarthy_25c85e_11323106.mp4

[river robin]

Anyways should I try to sleep and ruin my sleep schedule or tough it out until late today.
I have not slept at all, insomnia is my curse.

I want to sleep

[pastel quartz]

Time to molest my molester

[river robin]

My dog is here and he’s sleeping

[pastel quartz]

[river robin]

Why can’t I sleep

[pastel quartz]

Drink a bottle pf whiskey

[placid sail]

wait till early evening and go to sleep

[river robin]

Little man

[fallow trellis]

there a no return to sender policy

[river robin]

The flash woke him you can see his eyes open

[pastel quartz]

Dude you are based

Protect that dog all cost

I can't give a biscuit from here

[river robin]

He is an annoying little shit and he’s the worst dog ever. Honestly terrible, barks at everything.

I would kill a man to protect him

[fallow trellis]

my dog shits in the bathroom

[pastel quartz]

My dog can't hear well

[river robin]

That’s very nice Quinn

Very cool

[pastel quartz]

I'm sad about it my little brother is losing his hearing

[river robin]

[river robin]

I have another

Dog

[pastel quartz]

I wanna hug him so much this made me sad yeah

[pastel quartz]

This is my brother

Zuzu

[fallow trellis]

i dont train my dog

one day it just saw me take a shit

[river robin]

This one howls whenever we feed him. He walks up to you and even after you put the bowl down he follows you for a little and is all happy, like he thanks you and stuff.

[fallow trellis]

and decided thats where its gonna shit too

[pastel quartz]

My brother only understands romanian

[fallow trellis]

prayers for your brother

i hope he gets well soon

[river robin]

Oh

[pastel quartz]

Yeah I would nuke the world to protect your dog

[fallow trellis]

dumbass wheres the dog gonna live

[river robin]

I can feel it
Sleep
It’s finally arrived maybe

[river robin]

See you in twenty minutes when I can’t fall asleep

[pastel quartz]

See ya

[pastel quartz]

I hope you'll have wonderful dreams

[pastel quartz]

She took my chips

[fallow trellis]

thats a good thing for you

chips are bad for your health

[narrow lotus]

yooooooooooooooooooooo

[solar obsidian]

[pastel quartz]

A cute doggo

We must protect doggos at all cost

[narrow lotus]

All pets are lovely

Whoever hurts pet , may god have mercy cause i wont

[pastel quartz]

They will find a pipebomb in their mailbox, and this is just a warning

I'm carrying dog biscuits in my backpack

To give to my lovely dudes

[hot snow]

I ahev so many pets

I have 2 dogs and 2 cats

2 are at my dad's house

[quaint ore]

I see we discussing dawgs here

[narrow lotus]

yoooooooooooo

eating that bottle like a champ

[pastel quartz]

Yesterday activity. Yes its repost

[quaint ore]

It do be a toy shaped like a grenade

[hot snow]

that's almost definitely a dog toy

[quaint ore]

And I am horrifed

[hot snow]

tarkov has rotted your brain iedy

[narrow lotus]

lol arata ca o sticla

they smart

making a dog toy that looks like a bottle

this way everyone wins

[hot snow]

fix ca sticla nu arata

[narrow lotus]

daca tu vezi un dildo e problema ta

https://tenor.com/view/хук-сталкер-сахаров-gif-23963854

[hot snow]

da dildo

tu poate

[quaint ore]

I dont speak Drum Bun

[hot snow]

milogulw

[narrow lotus]

i wish you rasa matii

[hot snow]

that doesn't even mean anything

[quaint ore]

I wish you a pleasant Nebeprisikiškiakopūsteliaujantis

[narrow lotus]

Random Girl on my class whats up group : Anyone here plays Metin 2

https://tenor.com/view/growing-old-getting-old-grow-old-old-man-becoming-old-gif-17885988

[eager igloo]

Man

[inland jackal]

Man

[uncut yew]

Man, it has been years since I last saw someone mention Metin 2

[narrow lotus]

that shit should stay in the ground

ate my childhood tho

Virgin WoW subscriber v.s chad metin2 enjoyer

[uncut yew]

I remember playing it and getting a brain aneurism due to the lack of a jump button, that game was shit

Warcraft 3 custom game modes and Counter Strike was my jam back in the day

[fallow trellis]

[pastel quartz]

hello

[solar obsidian]

he's gai

[uncut yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029824156289732649/1167147996853579786/MISTABEE.mp4?ex=654d1247&is=653a9d47&hm=fb18f8045266924450578fde19d10a3dab13a0a95bf7e96778ecedb0fd87c4a8&

[pastel quartz]

what

[pastel quartz]

chimera jumpscare

[solar obsidian]

nah its Miso Beef

[inland jackal]

Alo

[pastel quartz]

helo

[inland jackal]

Remember that mental health exam i did? I passed

[solar obsidian]

so are u retarded or not?

[inland jackal]

Whos you

[pastel quartz]

idk

I fogor

[inland jackal]

idk one of the questions was
is midlife crisis at the same time as menopause for women

[solar obsidian]

how should we know

[inland jackal]

idk

it was bunch of yes no questions