🎪bruh-fart

[inland jackal]

alo @uncut obsidian

[uncut obsidian]

wat

[inland jackal]

do you have there chips called smth like mega chips

kinda like long chips yk

[pale ingot]

what about the long french fry

[inland jackal]

long stripes

[pale ingot]

corn eaters in the chat

god i love corn

[atomic crane]

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[narrow lotus]

@heavy peak

[atomic crane]

my personal ranking of the crysis games is Crysis 2 > Crysis 1 > Crysis Warhead > Crysis 3

[solar obsidian]

damn kemek is banned rip

fr fr

[austere shadow]

[atomic crane]

where is kfconsole

been waiting years

[solar obsidian]

in the deep fryer

[atomic crane]

still cookin

[fading shuttle]

finally

[deep topaz]

(he is in the deep fryer)

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1100937400731045931/1205537842025988156/IMG_3031.jpg?ex=65d8bb9b&is=65c6469b&hm=d8ccadc28f07e3b45f504bc45e6bd9d2b72bcdd34a3fd9201402bd9e4238389f&

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1205590650020438026/f3f2157664a7489bbbf918876b7e3b4d.mov?ex=65d8ecc9&is=65c677c9&hm=552760b4708eae03727307697940ab72c348ee65fe9f24c97ae43f2a7921313d&

[magic tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198249566294773821/1205589837244014642/joyfulsips_-20240209-0001.mp4?ex=65d8ec07&is=65c67707&hm=4d6943ca418eee59b678a39bf5719e84982607918e35a204c52119be28aa4295&

[gilded blade]

Nahhhh, Crysis 1 > Crysis Warhead > Crysis 2 > Crysis 3

Don't get me wrong though, Crysis 3 ain't bad it's just my least favorite

[atomic crane]

i used to feel that way but honestly crysis 2 has a certain charm to it that I enjoy

it's a more cinematic experience at the expense of some player freedom

plus the streamlining they did in 2 was pretty nice

[wide basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059469494101229629/1205591213491621978/TANK.mov?ex=65d8ed50&is=65c67850&hm=ed8202ed372aab20a8dc9c8489aa04e850056e54da074a9c49ee86f65a6c1823&

@winged chasm @main moon

sound

[gilded blade]

I do enjoy crysis 2 for its story, music and cinematic feel but for me crysis 1 has this kinda old school "here's a level, here's what we need you to do. Now go do it" that I like better

[atomic crane]

the player freedom i mentioned

that's why crysis 1 goes above 3 for me, 3 doesn't have the charm that 2 has

[gilded blade]

Exactly. I think we can both agree though that crysis is at its best when you're not fighting aliens

And that's for all of them

[atomic crane]

yeah, it's a shame that so much of crysis 2 focuses on aliens and a massive shame that 3 almost entirely focuses on aliens from what i remember

[gilded blade]

Yee, in crysis 2 they made the aliens more like big troopers which isn't as bad compared to crysis 1's garbage floating squid things

[atomic crane]

i finished crysis 1 a couple times but when i was a kid i would always restart the game immediately before entering the mountain

[gilded blade]

Once you reach the ending parts of crysis 1 and its only aliens it just looses so much of that badass super solder feel

[deep topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/catswithaura/status/1755856381402321030

[atomic crane]

only while you're in the cold, once you escape with prophet the feeling comes back a bit because you get the stuff you need to duke it out with them again

it feels like you're on level footing with the aliens as long as you're playing 100% efficiently which was a cool feeling

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697231914397859893/1205489900112183316/cGNe5al.png?ex=65d88ef5&is=65c619f5&hm=84bb432fc6a74697ad759e9ac34428285871e9bc97a80169c3cb3f735a1f7854&

[atomic crane]

the thought that a human in a nanosuit can match several aliens in a fight

and then crysis 2 turns you into an absolute creature because it adds the ceph lore on top

[pale ingot]

BOY

[gilded blade]

They just didn't feel as much fun to fight compared to the Korean military

[atomic crane]

they werent

the alien part of the game felt more like a DOOM-like thing

[gilded blade]

Like on the higher difficulties a whole Squadron can take you out but if you are smart about it you could stealthy take a couple out or power your way through them in the first game

[atomic crane]

the human part felt strategic

did you ever play crysis 1 multiplayer

i never played 2 or 3's multiplayer, but 1's multiplayer was so much fun

[gilded blade]

FUCK YES I DID IT WAS SO MUCH FUN

[atomic crane]

i was just a kid so i was obsessed with the VTOLs lmao

i would pick dudes up and drop them near the objective like a taxi

i wish there was a way i could play even just 1 more match of it

[gilded blade]

And the idea of trying to blow up each other's bases and leveling up with the research system like that was such a neat idea that I haven't seen in any other multiplayer game

[atomic crane]

ikr? the feeling you got of being able to bring out the big guns was so cool

buying the expensive shit and trying not to waste it by dying

[gilded blade]

Being the guy with the big gun and finally blowing up the enemy base was awesome

[atomic crane]

yeah, agreed

i liked that you could use that alien spike gun thing

i still remember the sound it made

the ice spikes

[gilded blade]

Hooking into good old games spy

I wonder if there's some servers that work today

And how many people are still playing it

Kino right here

[slender rock]

[undone wave]

Hmm today I will disassemble a microwave oven transformer

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/nathan-romantic-gif-20584922

[austere shadow]

[atomic crane]

i thought i read about a third party project, but definitely no gamespy servers

[gilded blade]

he got so upset he shidd him pants

[atomic crane]

https://www.crymp.net/

15 PLAYERS ONLINE

LETS GOO

[gilded blade]

"The biggest Crysis 1 Multplayer servers!" 15 players

Sounds about right

[atomic crane]

lmao we can bump that up to 17

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/eren-yeager-eren-yeager-season4-attack-on-titan-eren-grisha-grisha-gif-24871624

What are you waiting for, SHIT YOURSELF

[severe flicker]

https://youtu.be/n2dEkE7TU_0?si=rZGmtImzGqw_5KGj

[atomic crane]

lmao this looks like my kind of anime

realistic faces

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-gif-1884840640477951451

[atomic crane]

💀 wtf

[gilded blade]

If you haven't watched attack on titan yet then you're going to get kemek to scream at you

[main moon]

[atomic crane]

nah i havent watched that, not a big anime fan normally because i hate anything newer than cowboy bebop except for jojo

[undone wave]

Horseshoe theory is real because both political extremes hate the AoT ending

[atomic crane]

i sometimes wonder if the older animes like bebop were made to be palatable to western audiences or something

there's so much less "GUH? NANI... KSO..." shit in characters' reactions

[pale ingot]

thats projectile

[atomic crane]

never heard of it

[pale ingot]

projectile SHIT

[atomic crane]

i have heard of that

[pale ingot]

projectile POOPING

[atomic crane]

😈

damn i'm actually considering paying 20 dollars on GOG for crysis 1 just so i can play with 15 people

im so fuckin broke

i wonder if it would work if i visited the gog games site

you know the one

[gilded blade]

Anime fans eat that shit up nowadays. I will say that Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood is good and worth watching but it does have some of that in there that sucks

[gilded blade]

I mean, it's not like it has to connect to official servers so.....

[atomic crane]

i think i tried the fullmetal series that shows the very beginning of the MC's story

it was fine, too slow for my liking ultimately

couldnt stay interested

[gilded blade]

You probably watched og 2000s Fullmetal not the remake 2012 alchemist brotherhood

[pale ingot]

just read manga

[atomic crane]

i have trouble staying interested in most anime honestly, jojo kept my attention by being funny

[atomic crane]

ye probably

[gilded blade]

Rank the jojo parts for us

[atomic crane]

havent even finished bebop and that's like my ideal anime

[austere shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-cat-stare-cat-look-staring-cat-gif-2234218620804077902

[slender rock]

motherfucker... doesn't know the real folk blues

[atomic crane]

i only liked and watched up to season 3, 4 and beyond looked goofy and didnt have big muscley men for me to look at

i would rank them 3 > 2 > 1

[slender rock]

you son of a bitch

[gilded blade]

kemek's anger, it grows

[pale ingot]

parts 2 and 1 are peak because hamon was still real
3 is alright

[atomic crane]

season 2 and 3 are kinda tied but 3 edges 2 out with old joseph speaking engrish

[pale ingot]

everything sle stinks because there are no big muscly men

[atomic crane]

season 2's joseph was fucking hilarious but 3's joseph was just too good

[austere shadow]

Damn yeah but why do you refer to me so much, do you know me?

[pale ingot]

erm.. edging?

[austere shadow]

Damn I hate normies so much

[gilded blade]

uhhhhh not exactly but I know you're an anime fan so us dissing anime would probably make you angy

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958815967914389544/1205591152925868113/IMG_2300.jpg?ex=65d8ed41&is=65c67841&hm=9694be5b5efd0041fd9e6a8561356a1ac071b998637949e1ee78946918e52190&

[atomic crane]

3's engrish was the best

[austere shadow]

[atomic crane]

but shit like this from season 2 is what ties it with 3 for me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4rG1bYJnUM

[austere shadow]

Not really, it's just the pfp

I'm not a weeb

[fading shuttle]

attack on titan? more like sleep

[pale ingot]

you probably goon to astolfo dude

[austere shadow]

[pale ingot]

knew it

[undone wave]

Never gonna forgive MAPPER for getting rid of the Saul Goodman titan

[atomic crane]

holy shit... i found the weeb version of me

i hate weebs so damn much, this guy hates normies so damn much

hate battle

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-beyond-journey's-end-freezing-friday-anime-frieren-freezing-gif-1113048328827659541

[gilded blade]

It's 70° outside

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/snuggly-frieren-frieren-beyond-journey's-end-sousou-no-frieren-anime-gif-348398537987303489

[pale ingot]

read that as celsius and lost my shit for a second

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/sousou-no-frieren-frieren-beer-friren-фрирен-gif-14322219776376419169

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-frieren-anime-anime-beyond-journey's-end-frieren-friday-gif-18242812531882488206

[slender rock]

Bebop isn't that weebish tho, one of the based series, has that noire theme

[undone wave]

p!translate en Frieren

[atomic crane]

ye

[foggy mantle]

Original

Frieren

English

Freeze

[austere shadow]

[pale ingot]

im pretty sure most character names in sousou no frieren are germanic

[fading shuttle]

yes the joke is that freezing friday means frieren friday

[slender rock]

ghost in the shell for that deep meaning of what it life kinda shit and freedom of expression type of shit

[undone wave]

They are

[slender rock]

uhhh

[gilded blade]

I'd have sex with frieren

[slender rock]

grave of the fireflies if you wanna be depressed as fuck

😢

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-funny-horse-animal-funny-animal-side-eye-gif-9535896465412968428

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-sousou-no-frieren-mimic-stuck-monster-gif-9774470907620230777

[gilded blade]

daumnnnn nice.....

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/reiner-reiner-braun-aot-attack-on-titan-shingeki-no-kyojin-gif-4212495892073344940

[slender rock]

azumaga daioh for the autism spectrum

lol

[atomic crane]

mobe dont believe the lies the underage-looking character is not 5000 years old

no mobe

mobe dont do it

[pale ingot]

hes too far gone

[undone wave]

Osaker

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-sousou-no-frieren-eyebrows-eyebrow-raise-elf-gif-16064660344970148020

[gilded blade]

IMG GOING TO DO IT

[atomic crane]

NNNNOOOO

[pale ingot]

birth of a loli gooner

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/azumanga-daioh-osaka-azumanga-my-honest-reaction-to-that-information-what-gif-8236412769986181577

[pale ingot]

bad business

[slender rock]

Ergo proxy is like 2nd year college pretentious philosophy class kid vibes

[gilded blade]

ugh that's such a disgusting sentence

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-interview-microphone-horse-talking-news-gif-755519426988214132

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-sousou-no-frieren-beyond-journey's-end-kiss-gif-10273066308506230725

[slender rock]

Ya'll ignoring me cool

assholes...

😠

[pale ingot]

its so over

what have you done

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-reaction-meme-pingu-angry-gif-20827305

[gilded blade]

You're talking too smart for me sorry

[slender rock]

perkele, go grow brain 👍

[gilded blade]

MY BRAIN IS SMALL AND SMOOTH AKA CUTE YOUR BRAIN IS OLD AND WRINKLY AKA GROSS

[pale ingot]

Sandpaper:

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-mimic-trap-sousou-no-frieren-frieren-beyond-journey's-end-gif-3831058390717791180

[atomic crane]

what r u even talkin bout

[pale ingot]

u ever think how she never died travelling alone

actually that was answered in the manga atleast

[fading shuttle]

elf

[gilded blade]

phew.... daumnnnn..... if that was me on the right I wouldn't just be sitting there...

[slender rock]

that's rape sir

[atomic crane]

mobe is no fakegooncel

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-fade-smile-fade-to-dumb-happy-to-straight-face-smile-fade-to-shock-smile-fade-to-curious-gif-4098180333973202457

[gilded blade]

I would politely ask the woman trapped in the box if I could first duh

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/swat-gif-17979428

https://tenor.com/view/open-up-coming-in-let-me-in-swatted-gif-17953700

[atomic crane]

NOOO FUCKING HELP ME OUT OF THIS BOX

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-breach-discord-transparent-gif-14122019

[gilded blade]

fucking you say? Sounds good to me

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-anime-elf-cute-kawaii-gif-10687208952168920275

me soon

[atomic crane]

do not lewd the frieren character

[pale ingot]

wait which characters in frieren are even legal

apart from frieren

[broken topaz]

probably none

[pale ingot]

i do not accept frieren as a legal adult

the girl travelling with her currently is like 17 right

[atomic crane]

havent watched but i assume the old version of himmel is legal

[pale ingot]

like, same for the stark dude or whatever his name was

[gilded blade]

I love that's when you chime in lmao

[pale ingot]

would you tap old himmel

[fading shuttle]

uh oh

[atomic crane]

old himmel

[broken topaz]

I dunno man

[atomic crane]

that mustache drives me crazy

[broken topaz]

i havent watched it

i dont watch much anime

[atomic crane]

is the dwarf guy legal?

hes got a big ass beard

[broken topaz]

Thats all dwarves starting at age 2

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/thierry-henry-smile-thierry-black-guy-funny-gif-20849730

[gilded blade]

but your pfp?

[atomic crane]

guys i have a feeling there are zero overage female characters in this anime

[broken topaz]

i dunno where thats from

someone posted it here like a year ago

or smth

And i took it

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-beyond-journeys-end-frieren-beyond-journeys-end-gif-12722954306472438516

[atomic crane]

this cori person likes to be cute and shit

[fading shuttle]

funny elf

[broken topaz]

Because I liked its smug smile

[gilded blade]

Am I accidentally racially profiling weebs

[atomic crane]

they're on their cute drawing pfp arc

i dont think its smug, it looks sincere

[broken topaz]

My guess is

[atomic crane]

it looks like the character just saw something that caused them great joy

[broken topaz]

its probably

cropped porn

[fading shuttle]

i have never watched beyond journeys end or read the manga, i just know the elf from the funny elf gifs

[fading shuttle]

bannt

[broken topaz]

I dont know if it is

[atomic crane]

brother

[broken topaz]

Could just be manga

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-just-deleted-gif-22613011

[fading shuttle]

@gilded blade repeat that?

[gilded blade]

Funny elf

[atomic crane]

just hop on crysis multiplayer and stop getting in trouble

[fading shuttle]

[gilded blade]

Midlife crisis multiplayer

[broken topaz]

Crysis 1 multiplayer?

[atomic crane]

true and real

[atomic crane]

ye

crymp.net

[pale ingot]

if this guy knows what cute and funny means then its over, we've lost him for good

[gilded blade]

[pale ingot]

will not tell you about the existence of a 5 letter word for your own sake

[broken topaz]

Crysis 1 multiplayer wasnt even that good

why would people want to keep playing it

It was fine but not worth still playing in '24

[fading shuttle]

people should be playing hit new gamr HELLDIVERS 2

[broken topaz]

People should be playing

Movie Battles II

[fading shuttle]

Spreading MANAGED DEMOCRACY throughout the GALAXY

[pale ingot]

people shound be playing ZOMBIFIED STALKERS on GAMMA

[broken topaz]

To all of you fuckers that are reacting on me

saying it was mid

I was there

in 07

playing crysis mp

[atomic crane]

we were soldiers..

i think we were all there tbh

[pale ingot]

hate me fo the truth

but u kno im right

its the only GOOD faction in stalker

[broken topaz]

half the people in this channel

arent old enough to remember the early 2000s

[gilded blade]

Who cares about being good its about being the most fun

[pale ingot]

zombified stalkers are the most fun if you're a masochist

[eager igloo]

OH MY FUCKING GOD FUCK THIS SHITASS APP

[atomic crane]

i'm barely old enough, i think 2007 was the beginning of my permanent memory

[eager igloo]

LET ME SEE OLDER MESSAGES YOU USELESS PIECE OF CODE

[gilded blade]

I was 6 years old in 2007

[pale ingot]

free googybaba giveaway

[atomic crane]

born march 2001 so i was 6, played singleplayer for a long time before playing MP so I was probably 7 or 8 when i played crysis MP

[atomic crane]

ye

[gilded blade]

Same here

[atomic crane]

like me

[broken topaz]

ill never forget having to use that garbage Gamespy

shit

[gilded blade]

Koko scares me with how similar we are

[atomic crane]

its becoming worrying

[atomic crane]

gamespy was pretty chill compared to early punkbuster

[broken topaz]

punkbuster

[gilded blade]

Oh my God fuck punkbuster

[atomic crane]

anyone here play joint operations: typhoon rising

or its expansion Escalation

[broken topaz]

Cant believe Punkbuster was still used as an anti cheat in BF4

[gilded blade]

Punkbuster was absolutely Spyware being installed on my windows xp machine

Under the guise of allowing you to play multiplayer games

[atomic crane]

nobody played joint ops

sad

[deep topaz]

so full of mischief

[gilded blade]

He's pretty sweet too though

[fading shuttle]

Fat

[severe flicker]

https://youtu.be/7KcNiWXjMOg?si=dblgHq_xJZytLD4N

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/623387301665439744/1108833543104254022/IMG_9897.jpg?ex=65d79bb5&is=65c526b5&hm=8d7882e25482ea8c7c437a4106de6eed5644fcb87f44369fdc773a474f31056d&

[broken topaz]

@gilded blade @atomic crane fuck you two for making me nostalgic for crysis

[deep topaz]

https://x.com/DontShowYourCat/status/1755967920310530255?t=DpZXp58cMrThFAcY4OutHw&s=33

Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) on X

he chose the snack life

Twitter · Feb 9, 2024, 2:52 PM

[broken topaz]

I wonder if i still have my dvd somewhere

[gilded blade]

Crisis 1 was a good game sip

[deep topaz]

i think FarCry 2 is slept on

[gilded blade]

FarCry 2 is pretty alright

I like the ideas in it

[pale ingot]

i only see people praising it anywhere on the internet

far cry 3 goes pretty hard too though

vaas my beloved

[deep topaz]

if far cry 3 wasn't such an icon i think far cry 2 would've been appreciated more

[atomic crane]

play cryMP

if i had played farcry 2 when it came out i bet i would have loved it

but trying to get into it around like 2018 i just couldnt

[broken topaz]

Still got the disk

[atomic crane]

i just dug up this old mp3 of me trying to recreate the opening speech in bioshock 1

i do a little voice acting, its called, i do a little voice acting

[broken topaz]

Wait

[severe flicker]

https://youtu.be/ZOOrBIK7-0A?si=npi-hZ1m--4xFZNr

[broken topaz]

i dont even have a dvd drive plugged in anymore

I cant even use the disk

[gilded blade]

European stickers.....

[atomic crane]

i still have a disk drive lmao

just sits there drawing power unnecessarily waiting for the day in the far future where i'll need to read a disk

[broken topaz]

The fucking specs on the back

no fuckin way

1.5 gigs of ram

there is no fucking way

you are running crysis 1 on 1.5 gigs of ram

[atomic crane]

that's gotta be absolute minimum specs for like 30 fps at 720p

[broken topaz]

256mb GPU

[pale ingot]

my ears just blew up

[atomic crane]

it wont even load for me, i think my download is taking all the bandwidth

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1194187607400255549/CEOofIsaacs_-_1732392377791246358.gif?ex=65af70e0&is=659cfbe0&hm=f1b714f37107cce1239a7e7a0916c797aa4e5f0dfbc16b2d10a7fea48a12a436&

[slender rock]

@pastel quartz

https://tenor.com/view/now-delete-it-neuralyzer-will-smith-men-in-black-gif-16747951

[gilded blade]

That reminds me of when I saw John wick 4 in theaters and they had the sound cranked all the way up that the punches in the beginning sounded like bombs dropping

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsiSm0MpROE

[broken topaz]

john wick 4 still has one of the funniest scenes ive seen in a non comedy movie recently

https://tenor.com/view/john-wick-4-fall-stairs-gif-10023029565514394388

that shit was so goofy

also the german guy was funny

"ICH BIN KLAUS"

[slender rock]

doesn't work

😄

[pale ingot]

tactical fall

[broken topaz]

I actually understood some of that

some words atleast but not the whole meaning

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-bruh-triggered-bruh-bttv-meme-gif-16887494

[broken topaz]

it starts with "peng you shi" which means "friend is.."

and then something something

[pale ingot]

peg you!?

craazy..

[broken topaz]

is that actually what that says?

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/911-firemen-devastated-gif-5969416

never forget

[gilded blade]

Is that person in your pfp you

Because smoking is not good for you

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/undertaker-choke-necrophilia-undertaker-meme-undertaker-sit-up-gif-25652447

its finished

[broken topaz]

It also at some point in the text says Yiyuan

which is like desire

strong want

But i dont understand enough for the context

smh

Chinese lessons failing me

My professor hasnt yet taught us the word for kill

[gusty willow]

are you still trynna update?

[broken topaz]

[pale ingot]

it just finished

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/mb2-erichirari-moviebattles2-movie-battles-hop-on-mb2-gif-23878088

!!!

[pale ingot]

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/yas-oh-yeah-gif-6212910

[gilded blade]

xiao bao bao

[pale ingot]

just gonna...

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSOj35ssWdI

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092619843045445719/1205612356252598282/f6d32a3cbcfa1764507a279cc49948b1.mov?ex=65d90100&is=65c68c00&hm=1acf3209eab6a53652d2a19cfb219b871919012b2a76a841fdf8fae8bcfb9098&

[broken topaz]

I was about to say

"They are dudes,, arent they"

[slender rock]

yes

but

[broken topaz]

would

[austere shadow]

[slender rock]

its the heart that matters though

the soul

[austere shadow]

[slender rock]

god

...

[broken topaz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHmM3DAusd8

[slender rock]

thank you

was waiting for that

[slender rock]

the bot needs to auto send that

[broken topaz]

lmao in the recommended list from that video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG_67nw5W-A

I love anuc

[deep topaz]

pog

[wheat kestrel]

I always regret coming here.

[pale ingot]

then do not

[slender rock]

uncanny valley with a dude that should have brown eyes

[pale ingot]

skedaddle

scram

get outta here

[broken topaz]

Hello furry man

[pale ingot]

shoo

[gilded blade]

Erotic game????

[wheat kestrel]

I must come. For the memes you see.

[gusty willow]

my weakness... goth chicks

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-interview-microphone-horse-talking-news-gif-755519426988214132

[deep topaz]

you can rail and be railed by all the monsters in the game !!!

[broken topaz]

damn, this gif makes me hungry

🐴

[deep topaz]

as you make a farm!!!

it's like terraria

[pale ingot]

How hungry...

[deep topaz]

but epic

[pale ingot]

https://gyazo.com/c03c43f9322e2810f27b629b63f59b45.gif

[wheat kestrel]

Seed and seeds

[gilded blade]

I agree with planetfitness

[gusty willow]

agreed

[slender rock]

yeah a lot of peoples weakness... but it's been played out so much though

[wheat kestrel]

Okay I'm leaving again have fun you weirdos.

[slender rock]

gotta find the shitposter rotting in self isolation

[broken topaz]

You too, you weirdo

[gusty willow]

i liked them before they were mainstream

[slender rock]

i mean

[slender rock]

cool?

xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMxRn1yx0ZE

[gusty willow]

i need that shirt

[slender rock]

he uploaded something

[broken topaz]

im gonna need a shirt like that

[gusty willow]

theres an emo night coming up

[deep topaz]

i like the one with mary had a little lamb better

[pale ingot]

fishing

i love fishing

any fishers in the chat

god i fucking love fishing

god damn

i love fishing

fish are my best friends

[gilded blade]

This is the shirt I want

[pale ingot]

they talk shit about me

revenge

a bit of playful banter

[broken topaz]

new shirt idea

[gilded blade]

Me going to class with this shirt on

[broken topaz]

Thank you Redbubble

[gusty willow]

man they pretty much forced us to watch goth chicks on tv growing up

[pale ingot]

fuck i gotta turn on debug and give myself a knot artifact

[lunar brook]

squidward alredy knows that

[lunar brook]

Or you can just knot do that

[pale ingot]

nah

i will

aw fuck how do you turn on debug again

actually ill worry about that after i spawn in and get out of whatever sort of fucked-up situation thegame is gonna spawn me in

[pastel quartz]

!DEBUG

[split canyon]

@pastel quartz How to enable debug mode: #╭📖faq message

[deep topaz]

open launcher

press debug button

[pale ingot]

cool

actually ill do that rn

[pastel quartz]

playing with debug mod for 4 hours

killing everyone with a sledge hammer

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1205611625462239334/GF3Ln1TWcAAoHqb.png?ex=65d90052&is=65c68b52&hm=e1daec9d5defa8460fc0e1f2a3439cf9c62b33952272942c564856163205419c&

what is y'all's favorite

i personally enjoy the simplicity of a spiked club

[pale ingot]

flanged maces are cool. too fancy.
quarterstaffs are made out to be cool but that shit would probably suck in a real fight.
morningstars go hard.
but mauls.... the strength and certainty of a maul is too good to pass up

[deep topaz]

keep in mind how slow they are to swing

[pale ingot]

fair

but its a fuckin maul

too cool

[eager igloo]

Flails are useless

[pale ingot]

anyway

[river robin]

Flails are made to go around shields

[pale ingot]

booting up gamma on the zombie loadout

[river robin]

But are mostly useless

[pale ingot]

lets fuck..

sex...

[river robin]

No

Fuck off

[pale ingot]

wasnt asking you

[river robin]

No sex allowed

[eager igloo]

First of all, ping me you coward

[pale ingot]

tiny dick ass

[river robin]

Okay

[river robin]

Projecting

[eager igloo]

Second of all, flail is more dangerous to the user than the enemy

[river robin]

Okay and I said still useless

[pastel quartz]

deleted gamma

life gud

[eager igloo]

We don't actually have proof it was ever used in combat

[lone cedar]

Sirs i require game name, is this Euro Truck Sim?

[pale ingot]

the ultra trucker

[eager igloo]

Looks too good for ETS

[lone cedar]

Ye thats why im asking

[pale ingot]

imagine having one of those real life type setups in your own home

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-bitch-well-be-right-back-gif-11075039

[eager igloo]

Hii

[placid sail]

👋

[pale ingot]

Surely 6 ecologs wont spawn in on me as soon as i tab in

i didnt even get a good look at them by the way

i dont even know what fucking shot me

but it sounded like atleast 4 goons

[quartz saffron]

[pale ingot]

it's freedomers

and of course they're heavily geared

a boltie toz wont save me

i got this though

i escaped a similar situation once i can do it again

OH

OH MY SCALLOPS

100% BARREL KS23

[gusty willow]

who says this lol

[pale ingot]

everything i say is ironic and part of an internet personality

ok i died before i could get a save in

rip ks23 with 100% barrel

i will never find anything like it again

ok

now that im out of the shitter

im gonna debug myself a knot

[gusty willow]

@pale ingot did you do a new install or just an update?

[pale ingot]

updated launcher then did just a regular update

also i was not out of the shitter

[lunar brook]

Devug yourself some skill while youre at it

[pale ingot]

a controller appeared and almost oneshot me

now that the knot artifact is active i will be chilling

now to get to pripyat and work my ass off for minimum wage

i will be... the trackstar..

and eventually ill forget to charge the knot and get executed

[gusty willow]

whats the knot artifact do?

[austere shadow]

Give you powers

[pale ingot]

makes you real

[gusty willow]

what kind?

[pale ingot]

i might be built with crackhead strength rn but holy shit

[pale ingot]

i should not be in the north but its my only choice

monolith and sin are my only allies and theyre mostly only north

i need better armor..

[gusty willow]

id check it out

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/fart-stink-big-fart-large-fart-mobile-gif-22810631

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092619843045445719/1205411234862862336/sirflowerpot_20240208_6.mp4?ex=65d845b1&is=65c5d0b1&hm=037609cfda88f9f1cd2af89903dae90674877e7680cdfd88080f7e49b021edea&

[pale ingot]

anyway i got to pripyat

the 35% speed boost coupled with having almost no weight on you because of being freshly spawned is something else

[gusty willow]

im about to dump some weight irl

and by weight i mean shit

and by dump i mean im taking a dump

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092619843045445719/1205411113475514379/mostlychristianmemes_20240208_10.mp4?ex=65d84594&is=65c5d094&hm=d43930f059935f951da26127f6d89457fa7ebfdb125577fdc54e858eab109789&

[pale ingot]

WHAT THE FUCK

MONOLITH SHOT AT ME

there is no way

[gusty willow]

rigged

[pale ingot]

am i not even friendly with them right now

[gusty willow]

broken game

refund it

[pale ingot]

that aint supposed to happen

well whatever i did broke something

so im going to have to take it from the start

back to zaton and getting shot at by 30 freedomers

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958815967914389544/1205352104412188672/FB_IMG_1707328636961.jpg?ex=65d80ea0&is=65c599a0&hm=db047d53b59119a4d1577893e3918b94adb7a12a8f444fec75631f55f50c349c&

[pale ingot]

fixed

so with zombified

you cant change factions

its some sorta bug where it just doesnt turn you back into a zombie ever if you change off of it (disguise)

PLUG WALK

[lunar brook]

left click

[pale ingot]

i did

he had a 100% barel grach

with 4 hp rounds

major W id say

got my jobs from the monolit

[narrow lotus]

Tarkov on a gtx 750ti

[finite quest]

can we take a moment to appreciate the 2 best BO2 soundtracks? Savimbis Pride and Lovesong for a Deadman?

bismallah!

(and the bo2 zombies menu song i forgot the name of0

Ouah journay to victory has begun! Death to da MPLA!!

[strong eagle]

.... I think it might be something else.

[pale ingot]

that's a very long personality

[eager igloo]

BAM FUCK THEM SPECIAL ALIENS HAHAA

[inland jackal]

W

Hi myshinka

[eager igloo]

Mf had 60 hp left (normal enemy hp is around 10), killed with shotgun that had instakill chance

XCOM2 btw

[eager igloo]

Yes

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GF7OTv6aAAAPyOR?format=jpg&name=large

[runic kernel]

Hi Ted Hi Menace Hi SleepySamantha

[deep topaz]

rat beer

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1205634327837147156/Screenshot_20240209_165846_X.jpg?ex=65d91577&is=65c6a077&hm=fa85c26c2eeef97b868505748353de0bf6f1aad95415b5185d60308aa3b58dcc&

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9u8G0ZO4h4

[gusty willow]

@lunar brookhttps://youtube.com/shorts/JPZCSB6JAQU?si=SJ_Umb41FoUYrgG5

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697231914397859893/1205650353408966717/ssstwitter.com_1707483620102.mp4?ex=65d92464&is=65c6af64&hm=93a821a49a55e1a08b7ad3882d141d6a807ed911123e616bbde5a759f08a0be7&

[lunar brook]

I don't understand what they are even talking about

[gusty willow]

how the women on fox are hot pieces of ass

[lunar brook]

why would you think i watch fox

[gusty willow]

why not?

exactly

he gets it

[lunar brook]

Bro im on the literal opposite side of the world from America

[gusty willow]

your point?

ass is ass

[lunar brook]

At least show me what they are talking about

in 4k

full hd

multiple angles

Good enough

Completely unrelated note - im doing a gooning session

Right now

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/megyn-kelly-finger-guns-shoot-pew-gif-4445784

[gusty willow]

imma have a pooping session - unrelated note

[sage otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300006770045353995/1205607875112607804/10fbea47d34e4390.png?ex=65d8fcd4&is=65c687d4&hm=e9d9c713bcbb6765020e7f0786e38fad8d17fb6caebfd28729fcf0b69fd66f37&

[uncut yew]

Just spray them with luminescent paint

https://tenor.com/view/colors-spray-paint-gif-5700952

[uncut yew]

Cop asks for licence
I pull out out licence plate and hand it to him
I am shot dead on the spot

[finite quest]

what the fuck is this piece of shit

time to play hunk gamemode on re2r because im bored and hunk is

a sigmar

marcus

[tulip ravine]

Hello

[crimson flame]

https://fxtwitter.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1755880232857239719

jesus fuckin christ dude

this woman needs to burn, NOW

[slender rock]

and they wonder why dudes blow their heads off with 12ga shotguns

trashy people just

ugh

fucking flush them all away

[sage otter]

Military weapon test dummy

[storm stream]

whats the worth of life if a person does more harm with it than good?

[deep topaz]

nothing's stopping you from looking up her address and adding a 9mm ventilation hole to her skull

[storm stream]

throw her into the woodchipper and fertilize the soil

[sage otter]

Shrapnel would give more airflow overall

[storm stream]

no. this -> #🎪bruh-fart message

[atomic crane]

WOOOWWWWWZAAAA BAZOING BOING BOING HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOGA YOBBITY YOBBITY YOBBITY YOBBITY YOBBITY

[deep topaz]

yippee 40 year old saggy boobs

[atomic crane]

i was looking at her face mostly

not to say i wasnt looking at her gazonga hoingo boingos, its just she's got a beautiful milf face

look at those eyes and that smile hummina hummina

[dreamy flax]

:flag_tr: Zonguldak, Zonguldak Merkez/Zonguldak, Türkiye

:clock4: 10 February 2024, 04:34 (04:34 AM)
🌍 +3.0 (Europe/Istanbul)
🌑 Night

⛅ Few clouds
🌁 70% humidity
🍃 SSE 157° | 3.74 m/s wind
🌡️ 9.85°C (Feels like 8.85°C)
49.73°F (Feels like 47.93°F)

[magic tartan]

eww

[dreamy flax]

:flag_us: Pittsburgh, PA, USA

:clock8: 09 February 2024, 20:36 (08:36 PM)
🌎 -5.0 (America/New_York)
🌑 Night

🌑 Clear sky
🌁 74% humidity
🍃 SSW 200° | 4.63 m/s wind
🌡️ 11.85°C (Feels like 10.85°C)
53.33°F (Feels like 51.53°F)

[deep topaz]

hotter than turkey

[dreamy flax]

:flag_us: Syracuse, NY, USA

:clock8: 09 February 2024, 20:38 (08:38 PM)
🌎 -5.0 (America/New_York)
🌑 Night

☁️ Broken clouds
🌁 63% humidity
🍃 S 180° | 4.63 m/s wind
🌡️ 11.85°C (Feels like 9.85°C)
53.33°F (Feels like 49.73°F)

[gusty willow]

its a warm one tonight

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/812332328751464558/1133259886805929984/caption.gif

[deep topaz]

hit every note

[sage otter]

Just swap the cheeseburgers for the bread

And i'm in

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1205669400242421840/Snapinsta.app_video_424923442_424268736602307_7616923145720459685_n.mov?ex=65d93621&is=65c6c121&hm=a7923964e8e38be0353c3fd3f00bdf0ce23a8c459c88cee45e836476bcad2246&

consume your brainrot

[broken topaz]

homseggsual

[ruby minnow]

why would you want to fuck your house

[deep topaz]

of course im homophobic, ain't you watched monster house !??!?!?

https://tenor.com/view/monster-house-monster-house-house-monster-house-roar-roaring-tiger-madea-gif-24986940

[atomic crane]

goyslop animation

[atomic crane]

im not just a weightlifter

im trensexual

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1205702275901689887/f788dcee8c19c74ea63574aaba77061a.jpg?ex=65d954bf&is=65c6dfbf&hm=8494602487fb5b80b7a8503aaccb86d606b83e2abc82ab1386e2f4a1973c4c47&

[atomic crane]

ig sucks

fuck that

[magic tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1205638964724371466/6025b4f8fb41648f1cd7d8c558ab2357.png?ex=65d919c8&is=65c6a4c8&hm=a966bbfa002033c9fb91b4852a00c63b87cb8f1ed4c8ab36203c68d4e70b0731&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[atomic crane]

hey vivziepop, what is vaggie short for

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1205702743445086278/9abf804910564135448768e8382353f9.mp4?ex=65d9552e&is=65c6e02e&hm=f5e8780b191bd1b737cb7eac7669548423ee38d06bd1bae33e33d421e4f336b6&

i like vaggie's character design

https://tenor.com/view/vaggie-hazbin-hotel-viviziepop-adoragoddess-gif-18989233

[faint shoal]

ets2

[deep topaz]

balkans truck sim

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHTbWf7b1vo

[gusty willow]

he looks like a school shootr

[broken topaz]

I hate you

[river robin]

It’s all just garish eye-sore colors and poorly placed sharp edges.
It’s terrible and you’re retarded.

All of vizies characters are shit

[undone wave]

Times change
empires rise and fall
rivers flow
and rock erodes away
and yet
The AMV remains a universal constant

[river robin]

If it’s an amv of vizie pop stuff I would rather it die.
Shits terrible.

You should feel bad for supporting it.

Fuck you

[high meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-drama-discorddrama-gif-22395692

[undone wave]

I didn't say shit lmao

[undone wave]

[river robin]

If you like vizie pop stuff you’re retarded and that’s an definitive and proven fact.

There’s a reason no studio would pick up their shows: they fucking suck

[high meteor]

you got a source to back up that claim bro?

[river robin]

Yes: common knowledge.

[river robin]

People wouldn’t make memes making fun of the shows if it wasn’t true

And lots of them too, not a few

[undone wave]

people make memes that make fun of children with cancer

[river robin]

And you don’t see lots of them

[river robin]

I’ve seen plenty of memes making fun of vizie pop shows and few making fun of children’s cancer.
It’s funny that you compare the memes for the show and memes making fun of children’s cancer because the shows are a lot like children’s cancer.
They’re terrible.

[uncut obsidian]

time to post more hazbin memes https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1189707779116634172.webp?size=48&name=Tomfoolery&quality=lossless

[high meteor]

hi mamo

[river robin]

Embedded fail

Loser

[uncut obsidian]

it embedded

fym

[river robin]

That’s the meme?

Thought the link was to a meme not something you could just make an emote

[uncut obsidian]

that's an emote

[river robin]

Why not just use the emote

[high meteor]

rather use pngs instead

[river robin]

[uncut obsidian]

u lied, that's not png

[high meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/this-peaks-memes-gif-16921095133411355177

[broken topaz]

Honestly

I agree

[lunar brook]

jfk 2.0

[broken topaz]

r/MaleLivingSpace

[gilded blade]

Would you kill a man for $2'739'401 USD?

[broken topaz]

yea

[broken topaz]

if i was sure i can get away with it

i would kill a man for free

im like 99% sure if I could teleport like in the movie jumper

I would become an absolute psycho

[gilded blade]

So the only thing stopping you from taking another human beings life is if you could get away with it?

[broken topaz]

no not the only thing

its also morally wrong of course

:3

[gilded blade]

:) you're off the hook

[grizzled meadow]

@wheat kestrel can you talk in here?

[broken topaz]

and i dont believe in the death penalty, so i cant even cope and say id kill a bad person to make the world a better place

[wheat kestrel]

I don't want to be here

[broken topaz]

EXILED

NOOO

[grizzled meadow]

Okay you can, testing done

[broken topaz]

[wheat kestrel]

please don't leave me here

[gilded blade]

Welcome to brainfart!

[broken topaz]

Its okay we are normal here

[wheat kestrel]

orang

[grizzled meadow]

Send a message anywhere but not here, I have to test something

[broken topaz]

Flaco what are you doin to them

[gilded blade]

"Flaco"???

[broken topaz]

Im retarded okay

[gilded blade]

PFFF

[gilded blade]

You didn't answer

[pastel quartz]

good afternoon yall

hows yall day going?

[grizzled meadow]

People tend to write my name wrong, I like it, I use those names, Talco is one of them

[grizzled meadow]

Testing

[broken topaz]

Haii heyy hiiii :3:3 >///<

[gilded blade]

Pretty alright

[undone wave]

Talcum powder

[gilded blade]

Would you kill a man for $2'739'401 USD?

[pastel quartz]

i got a job

so nope

[undone wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/702253336870518844/1182476952033038426/chinese_engineering.gif?ex=6584d67a&is=6572617a&hm=44a8dc1bc421e5202f01cb95c3cfcc8ed49bd7867f264564d49cacbf190bcda8&

[broken topaz]

but does that job pay $2'739'401 USD?

[gilded blade]

Damn

[pastel quartz]

no but it does the job done with paying the bills

[broken topaz]

understandable

I dont have a job, therefore i must kill?

[gilded blade]

Hotline miami logic

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hotline-miami-gif-27666767

[broken topaz]

I do not

[gilded blade]

sometimes

It depends on who

[broken topaz]

Couldnt even choke my ex girlfriend without feeling sorry

she wanted it

[pastel quartz]

considering the word ex maybe something bad happened so my condolences

[broken topaz]

Yea i choked em

[gilded blade]

I could choke your ex girlfriend for you bud

[pastel quartz]

and hope the best for you

[broken topaz]

I mean feel free

[broken topaz]

And nothing bad happened

we just wanted different things

plus this was a while ago

[pastel quartz]

well still

hope the best in your life

[gilded blade]

Alright just give me her full name, address, social security number and credit card info

[broken topaz]

Big Mc Thankies

[broken topaz]

She doesnt have a credit card

[tulip ravine]

Hello chat

[broken topaz]

Hello hydro

[gilded blade]

Fuck, I can't do it to someone with out a credit score sorry

[tulip ravine]

Hello cori

[broken topaz]

Germans have a credit score regardless, and a good one at that

[uncut obsidian]

Hello mobe

[tulip ravine]

Hello madi

[gilded blade]

Hello mamoka. Would you kill a man for $2'739'401 USD?

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[broken topaz]

real

[gilded blade]

Reasonable response

[broken topaz]

okay brainfart i need your help

deciding something

[tulip ravine]

It’s football game day

[pastel quartz]

shoot your question champ

[broken topaz]

I am poor

Do i buy an electric guitar

[tulip ravine]

Do you need it

[gilded blade]

Kill a man for me easy

[tulip ravine]

And can you actually afford it

[broken topaz]

Define need it

define afford

[tulip ravine]

Is there anything you actually need to buy over it, rent, bills, food etc, and by afford if you buy said guitar will it make you not able to afford other things with some saved as a just incase

[lunar brook]

define you

[gilded blade]

Do you have an Amp to connect it to already?

[broken topaz]

Yes i can afford it atm, and it wouldnt put me in jeopardy

[pastel quartz]

a piece of shit german in a nutshell

defined myself

[broken topaz]

me too brudi

[tulip ravine]

Then you may buy 🫡

[broken topaz]

I have a guitar setup already yes

[gilded blade]

Uhhhhh, self centered college student who has way too high of a GPA

[lunar brook]

do you know how little that narrows it down

[broken topaz]

lazy dumb gae homo poor german :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

[gilded blade]

uhhhhhhhhh, I like playing video games and making espresso

[tulip ravine]

I also like making espresso

[lunar brook]

that :3 told me more about you that the rest of that message

[broken topaz]

:3

:3

[tulip ravine]

I might be getting the moonraker soon

:3

[lunar brook]

:3

[uncut obsidian]

:3

[gilded blade]

Homemade espresso is so good dude, like making lattes at home is awesome

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/colon-three-kitty-crumb-cuptoat-heavy-gif-15723533476185307497

[tulip ravine]

Correct

[broken topaz]

okay chat

im buying it

[tulip ravine]

Have you seen the moonraker wdt tool

[broken topaz]

because its so heavily discounted rn

[gilded blade]

Making syrups for it is fun and tasty mmmmm

[gilded blade]

It's wayyyyyy too expensive

[pastel quartz]

welp gonna go hit the bucket go cook myself something

[pastel quartz]

have a nice day and stay safe yall

[tulip ravine]

Looks cool tho

[broken topaz]

bye bye angelito

[tulip ravine]

For anyone who doesn’t know

[gilded blade]

$439 cool tho?? Nahhh

[tulip ravine]

That devices whole purpose is to spread the coffee grounds evenly

[gilded blade]

See ya

[tulip ravine]

And it’s 500

Why is there a scratch on my leg

[broken topaz]

sorry

it was me

[tulip ravine]

This has been happening for a few days now

[broken topaz]

im in your walls

[gilded blade]

Ok you're going back in the cage for tonight

[tulip ravine]

I keep finding different scratches on me

[broken topaz]

every night when you sleep

i come out

and scratch you once

[tulip ravine]

Sounds a bit odd that mate

[broken topaz]

well im an odd mate

[tulip ravine]

Fair enough

[gilded blade]

@uncut obsidian do you prefer to be called Mamoka or Mwadi?

[tulip ravine]

I will leave you in a wheelie bin off the side of the M6

God bless the m6

My favourite motorway

[broken topaz]

That would be cool

[broken topaz]

are you sure thats the meme you wanted to sent?

[gilded blade]

yes

Don't remind me of last time I sent the wrong thing

[dreamy flax]

⚠️ Warnings: jcdenton2651

@uncut obsidian @ <t:1705622268:f>

for the record, posted a booba video in brainfart by accident

@steady trellis @ <t:1687696973:f>

"it would be my first warn" isnt an excuse - Rules are rules

[broken topaz]

btw this the guitar i bought

budget cheap stratocaster, original price 300, was down to 190

But i looked around some reviews and its surprisingly good for the price point its normally priced at

perfect for me

[gilded blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/825907716987158588/1205744339494633472/SPOILER_trim.E7307257-8CF5-40A8-81EF-92982D61C450.mp4?ex=65d97bec&is=65c706ec&hm=931f9eab65278138f990167057f3db530cd4d3e256262d5ed51242e2318e9eac&

Cori buying a expensive electric guitar while being poor

[broken topaz]

thats a cheap guitar

Its not like i blew 3k on a gibson

or 1.5 - 2k on a fender

[gilded blade]

Are you like a guitar guy?

[broken topaz]

Im trying to learn

And most of my stuff is fine as is

bought a kit of some guy used, really cheap, but had a solid amp, cables, accessories

But the actual guitar was like a 70$ aliexpress guitar

[inland jackal]

Aloo corii

[broken topaz]

which was fine for getting started

[broken topaz]

Alo w

how is u

[inland jackal]

I like toasters

Just woke up

[broken topaz]

I eat my bread untoasted

[inland jackal]

I have a special toaster

[broken topaz]

or i toast in a pan

[inland jackal]

Its a toaster that you like close the lid

One of those

[gilded blade]

This is my dad's old electric guitar from when he was a teen, he gave it to my sister and it's still here in my room

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/w817-croque-sandwich-akke-toast-gif-19969644

[inland jackal]

That one

Im bout to toast some @pale ingot and cheese

[broken topaz]

that is most definitely a guitar

early 90s? late 80s?

[gilded blade]

It's from sometime then yeah

[broken topaz]

i dunno much about guitar brands and what are good

Yamaha makes good electronics

So i guess maybe good guitars

[gilded blade]

Dunno, just thought I'd share if you had any insight

Maybe blur could say something about it

[broken topaz]

I mean it's pretty old, maybe its got some kind of vintage appeal

[gilded blade]

It's in really good condition because my dad wanted to learn in order to impress some chicks back in the day but never got around to it

[broken topaz]

Seems to go used for 150-250 $

Which i guess if its not considered a "staple classic" with some collectors appeal

is pretty good for a guitar from the 80s

it also sounds pretty solid, just looked at some videos of it

[gilded blade]

If I liked playing guitar I'd probably use it but idk

Dirty ass Amp too

[broken topaz]

Yea mine is also mostly collecting dust tbh

I am usually plugged into my pc when i play

[gilded blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1120570118804619315/1205185520662220840/y2mate.com_-_We_caught_em_1080p.mov?ex=65d7737b&is=65c4fe7b&hm=252cef721916a436540d941ad2cf47b05c320bdb2fe2679b149855ed4f968f7a&

[broken topaz]

me around older women

I have a healthy relationship with my mother i swear, i promise i can be trusted around mature women

I swear

🥺

[inland jackal]

Aloo corii

[broken topaz]

aloo

enjoyed your toast?

[inland jackal]

Its sadly soggy

And ham is too salty

[gilded blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1120570118804619315/1171435224249417818/RDT_20231029_125938.mp4?ex=65d4a391&is=65c22e91&hm=6ee094b226410978bf696ab72c03ffd75f85130372c9b692d06258651a833d9b&

[upper axle]

wild hot take here. i dont like fender guitars and basses.

i play bass, and i fucking hate how stupidly thick the necks are on Fender shit

big Ibanez guy

[river robin]

He plays with fish
He plays with bass

[broken topaz]

I hear guitarists saying that alot

[river robin]

The fish resent him for he abuses them

[broken topaz]

Alot of people swear by Ibanez

and from what i've looked into brands, i can understand why

[river robin]

A lot of people swear by bassproshop

[gilded blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1172826674065321994/1205333164835479602/isaiah_a_8_1707392833648.mp4?ex=65d7fcfc&is=65c587fc&hm=7784d25c8930a11c90af711bb6216f36096e13e194e29f8c8a38626752fcfa07&

[river robin]

And from what I’ve looked into fish, I can understand why

[river robin]

I am just a fish