#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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inland jackal
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I hate typing with 1 hand

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Cant hit anything right

atomic crane
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e kurwa bober

atomic crane
pastel quartz
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more like a divorced aunt going through a mid-life crisis

inland jackal
atomic crane
pastel quartz
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but whatever, interpret it how you like

inland jackal
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I have a job obviously

atomic crane
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or the shaft

inland jackal
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I got spare gunpowder for tnt on the server

atomic crane
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whats your creeper kill count up to

inland jackal
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Non existent

atomic crane
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not true

glad carbon
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nah man

inland jackal
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56

atomic crane
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im auditing you

glad carbon
atomic crane
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max 2 gunpowder per kill, 56 x 2 = 112

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how much gunny P do you have

placid sail
inland jackal
glad carbon
atomic crane
glad carbon
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ok good night smelly people

atomic crane
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authorities will be by your fortress in the next 3 days to service your warrant

glad carbon
atomic crane
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good night

glad carbon
inland jackal
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Not even several stacks of tnt planted under the floor

coarse bear
atomic crane
inland jackal
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One flick of a lever is all it takes
Blowing up with me
Possibilities to survive
Are in negatives

placid sail
inland jackal
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Imma go troll that guy on the server

atomic crane
uncut obsidian
atomic crane
placid sail
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chat

inland jackal
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Bz

placid sail
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behold how cute the creature is

atomic crane
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get out while you still can

lunar brook
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i have arrived. @ocean pulsar

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inland jackal
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The house behind is renners house

placid sail
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you even lured coriander on your vanilla ass server, nice

inland jackal
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The one on the island as the lighthouse

inland jackal
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Next reset we do modded

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If others agree

lunar brook
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with sex mod

atomic crane
placid sail
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holler me when it's actually modded, and maybe I'll even join

inland jackal
atomic crane
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the minecrafters are in the hills, get them out get them out get them out get them out get them out get them out get them out get them out

inland jackal
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Living on a flat area near the river is the og Vojvodina experience

atomic crane
lost tartan
atomic crane
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W you may come our country.. . you may live in the zoo.. haha

lunar brook
heady crow
atomic crane
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madi fuck the satan, from satan egg is born, stupi d baby form the eggn "W" hatch... .

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remove W remove W he is the stink turk he is the turk smell

inland jackal
atomic crane
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not me

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remove kebab

inland jackal
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Yea, when i said that my message got removed

ocean pulsar
# lunar brook what

OH yeah that terrain formation is fuckin awesome gonna make a suspension bridge over it at one point

atomic crane
lunar brook
inland jackal
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Madis house

atomic crane
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to Syno:

REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spitο»Ώ in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

inland jackal
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Huh

fluid heron
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This what the evil blunt do to you

inland jackal
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So true

atomic crane
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we biting the fart bubbles in the bath

inland jackal
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10min before break time, gtg

atomic crane
fluid heron
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I wanna spit roast that fucking thing

atomic crane
fluid heron
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fucking degenerate

atomic crane
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yeah?

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you're not gonna eat a whole pig to yourself are you

robust cove
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You gon eat the whole thing by yourself?

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Fatass

atomic crane
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wtf were you talking about raccoon

fluid heron
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I am pretty hungry

atomic crane
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why am i a degenerate

inland jackal
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Avg is 200

fluid heron
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Inbetween eating dead hookers I could probably eat it

uncut obsidian
fluid heron
atomic crane
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i've had it with you

lunar brook
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wait wrong one

atomic crane
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sir there's been a second picture

lunar brook
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@ocean pulsar The time has come.

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uncut obsidian
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whose lighthouse is it anyways

atomic crane
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they hit the fucking lighthouse turn the tv on

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turn the tv on madi they hit the fucking lighthouse

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any channel

devout hull
atomic crane
fluid heron
magic tartan
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fuck the rain

atomic crane
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kid named the rain:

placid sail
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fuck the bees fuck the bees

atomic crane
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kid named "the bees fuck the bees":

ocean pulsar
lunar brook
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@uncut obsidian

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ocean pulsar
atomic crane
uncut obsidian
atomic crane
placid sail
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maybe adding kolender on the server was a bad idea

lunar brook
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your highness the second one hit the gey hous

atomic crane
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theres... been a second TNT

placid sail
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YES YES NINE ELEVEN NEXT MEME

atomic crane
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your majesty there's been a second TNT

placid sail
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lame ass

atomic crane
uncut obsidian
robust cove
robust cove
uncut obsidian
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i guess im not gonna play mc anymore

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im stuck at "joining world"

inland jackal
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Stuck?

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Why would that happen

solar obsidian
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Boberder UltraCryLaugh

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Justin Bobierder

lunar brook
inland jackal
lunar brook
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what im about to do is related to the item in my hand

uncut obsidian
solar obsidian
lunar brook
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me neither

fluid heron
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He's sexually attracted to lighthouses

solar obsidian
ocean pulsar
pastel quartz
magic tartan
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lol

solar obsidian
ruby minnow
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i don't need to go outside

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rain isgreat

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because i can just get some tea or coffee

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drink it then go to my hot bed

ocean pulsar
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you guys have heating?

ruby minnow
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yes

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been i woke at up 1 AM today

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at night

eager igloo
ruby minnow
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and i haven't eaten anything

eager igloo
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Eat sth

ruby minnow
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yeah that's what i'm going to do

eager igloo
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Whatchu gonna eat

ruby minnow
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pide

magic tartan
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imma sleep peepoSleep

eager igloo
ruby minnow
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and i'm like wondering why my stomach feels real empty and hurts a little

eager igloo
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Looks fun

ruby minnow
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its because i haven't eaten anything

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for 11 hours

coarse bear
magic tartan
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chud giant

ocean pulsar
ruby minnow
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i only drinked water

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and this is not because we had no food or anything

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its just that i threw up a lot

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clearly something was wrong

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so i decided to not eat

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i thought it would just make me puke more

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which it probably will but i can't stay hungry

atomic crane
coarse bear
eager igloo
inland jackal
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Alo myshinka

ruby minnow
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i need me a table like this right now

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atomic crane
inland jackal
eager igloo
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Aloo

ruby minnow
inland jackal
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Lol

ruby minnow
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i didn't read it at all

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but this answer will probably do

atomic crane
ruby minnow
solar obsidian
solar obsidian
ruby minnow
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you can't handle the uber instincts

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of my uber autism

solar obsidian
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observe

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πŸ’₯

atomic crane
atomic crane
ruby minnow
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modern warfare 1 and 2

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and transformers 1

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were the greatest US military propaganda ever

solar obsidian
ruby minnow
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bro it has a good barrel

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and its all just that

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the stock is a shovel

atomic crane
ruby minnow
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its a

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bolt action ak

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but it does good damage

atomic crane
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barrel is all i need

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hammer? you mean this? *pulls out ball-peen hammer

inland jackal
fading shuttle
atomic crane
inland jackal
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Yello

atomic crane
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im over here DRINKING my ALCOHOL rn i got ALCOHOL in my CUP rn i'm just DRINKING my shit, i'm TIPSY as fuck man i'm aN ALCOHOLIC man

inland jackal
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@lunar brook stick with knockback 255 or piercing 69 bow

solar obsidian
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69 ofc

lunar brook
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knockback stick of course

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because i will actually put that to use

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on madirex

ruby minnow
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my heart hurts

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my body is failing me at the moment

lyric horizon
inland jackal
atomic crane
lunar brook
inland jackal
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But u have 24h to use it

ruby minnow
fading shuttle
lunar brook
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24 hours of sending madi to the stratosphere, perfectly looped

ruby minnow
inland jackal
ruby minnow
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la creature

atomic crane
lunar brook
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exactly

fading shuttle
quaint ore
dreamy flaxBOT
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kekpoint @atomic crane (kokopelli) has been muted for 3 days for reason: Xenophobic Copy-Pasta is still Xenophobic , dont go full retard, we still have #πŸ“„rules

inland jackal
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Das funny

hot snow
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the fuck is xenophobic

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sounds like food

fading shuttle
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he hates aliens

inland jackal
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Idk but he got muted

hot snow
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shit I do too

narrow lotus
hot snow
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oh yeah

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no I rember

narrow lotus
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now i know it was a copy pasta, but it was a bad one that would prob get muted on any decent server

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it is what it is

inland jackal
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It is what it is

hot snow
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womp womp

lunar brook
narrow lotus
# lunar brook

mine said they will look like this after a small investment of 1200 euros over the span of 6 months

hot snow
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me and Ivan make a lot of jokes about being racists but koko makes sure to show it

narrow lotus
fading shuttle
hot snow
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yeah you're right

inland jackal
ocean pulsar
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ugly

lunar brook
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long shnose

ocean pulsar
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I changed my lock screen on my computer to a painting I like and it made my life ever so slightly better

narrow lotus
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he makes me happy even in the darkest of times

inland jackal
ocean pulsar
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tasty

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Got the painting and then when I log in I have my family crest on both my monitors wallpaper

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matches my phone as well

narrow lotus
inland jackal
toxic sundial
lyric horizon
ocean pulsar
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It is sin to make idols of man

inland jackal
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Ko kaze

ocean pulsar
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the big JC in the sky

ruby minnow
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1984

ocean pulsar
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literally 24th of March 1999

fading shuttle
ocean pulsar
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hello alex

inland jackal
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p!alex

foggy mantleBOT
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ocean pulsar
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had my first coffee in days and I'm just blasting powerwolf to get through my work day

pastel quartz
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have you considered not working

ocean pulsar
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i want to eat tho

pastel quartz
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but why not make money in a way that doesn't involve working

ocean pulsar
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Have some electricity on occasion

fading shuttle
ocean pulsar
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I’m working on a business in parallel

pastel quartz
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You could start an onlyfans. I hear foreign girls find us romanian boys exotic and hot

ocean pulsar
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Yes im sure

rancid iris
blazing delta
inland jackal
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Thats expensive

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2.39 a liter is too much

ocean pulsar
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(it's in rupees)

lunar brook
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its in vbucks

ocean pulsar
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Imagine paying fortnite income tax every month you play

lunar brook
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thats just a pay to play system

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lol

fading shuttle
ocean pulsar
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in exchange you get to wait in line at the DMV for 3 months to use cars in BR

lunar brook
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thats not how taxes work either KekSkew

fading shuttle
lunar brook
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it would be the more you buy monthly the less you get

ocean pulsar
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now we're cookin

lunar brook
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or do you mean brackets

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if youre a whale it costs more

ocean pulsar
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I know nothing about taxes

lunar brook
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yeah i can tell

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you don’t get taxed on what you have, only on what you earned that month

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so you can’t get net negative

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but rich supposedly pay a higher % than commonfolk

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at least in americas and shit

ocean pulsar
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I'll make sure to put these policies in order on my island on the SMP

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and I'll take everyone's houses as collateral

fluid heron
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Renner do it jiggle?

inland jackal
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It folds?

fluid heron
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Does it tickle and slap?

ocean pulsar
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I'll just go back to work

inland jackal
narrow lotus
inland jackal
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Funi

little mirage
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true

fading shuttle
inland jackal
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Good stalking, hunters

solar obsidian
fading shuttle
pale ingot
solar obsidian
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@grizzled meadow ban alex too pls ty

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hes a secret maja clone i swear

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100% no cap fr fr on god

pale ingot
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nuh uh

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alex is real

fading shuttle
solar obsidian
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ban vtubers

inland jackal
fading shuttle
inland jackal
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What if alex is a vtuber

solar obsidian
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he probably is

fading shuttle
solar obsidian
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how do u know

inland jackal
fading shuttle
inland jackal
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There are plenty of photosurgeries

fading shuttle
inland jackal
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Isnt that guy with glasses the one from if google was a guy series

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The first one

fading shuttle
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probably

inland jackal
fading shuttle
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yep its him

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glad to see he has a career in parodies

inland jackal
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Its an ancient old parody

fading shuttle
pastel quartz
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me rn

fading shuttle
pastel quartz
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me in normal times

fading shuttle
heady crow
pastel quartz
ocean pulsar
stone shoal
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God

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Trying to make a mob farmer

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is hard

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It's only really hard because I chose to place it underground...

heavy peak
narrow lotus
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i now realised this is from Breaking Bad

heady crow
lunar brook
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Gussy

narrow lotus
lunar brook
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Gustavo Cring

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amoGus

fading shuttle
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darkfart has fallen

pastel quartz
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rare Iedy

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heard tarkov is cheater free now, real?

fading shuttle
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@narrow lotus i saw that

ruby minnow
lunar brook
inland jackal
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Tarkov is a multiplayer game?

ruby minnow
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my mango is to blow up

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then act like i don't know nobody

pastel quartz
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no but now it's very balanced so you don't have to cheat yourself items

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I'm about to move to louisville. How many crowbars should I bring?

ruby minnow
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ok that's not your first need

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first you should get some alcohol

pastel quartz
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to disinfect bandages?

ruby minnow
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then a weapon

ruby minnow
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to make the ride fun

pastel quartz
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are you telling me to drive drunk

ruby minnow
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yes

pastel quartz
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sounds reasonable, what else?

ruby minnow
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ok so a gun

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a shotgun would be nice

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i usually go there with a rocket launcher

pastel quartz
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I have flamethrower and minigun will tehy be ok?

ruby minnow
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minigun will just drain your stamina easily

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get a flamethrower and shotgun

pastel quartz
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ok so flamethrower and saiga

ruby minnow
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have you decided where will you make your base

ruby minnow
pastel quartz
ruby minnow
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good spot

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i mean there is 2 places that you can build a base in louisville anyways

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unless you want to fight 2 hordes a day

ocean pulsar
# pastel quartz

had a base in the little fire station here as well on my two year old character

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high fence surrounding half of it

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two car garage and two storie building

pastel quartz
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That's really close. Gonna check it out on the way if I don't get interrupted by hordes.

ocean pulsar
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cozy

pastel quartz
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Might be too small, tho. I'm setting up a base for 4 others.

ocean pulsar
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it'll be a pain to clear out at least in my experience but it's not too much upkeep

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ooh then yeah gonna be too cramped

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thought it was solo

pastel quartz
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technically it is

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but some others on the server said they will want to move in after it's established

ocean pulsar
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Then yeah you'll need plenty more space

uncut obsidian
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I own a shotgun for home defence since that’s what skier intended. Four USECs break into dorms β€œWhat the devil?” As I grab my ushanka and mp153. Shoot a golf ball sized hole through the first man he’s dead on the spot. Draw my mp 133 on the second, misses him entirely because it’s piranha and nails the nearby scav. Have to resort to the double barrel mounted up the stairs loaded with magnum buck β€œtally ho lads!” Killing two in the blast. Charge the last terrified Chad with my red rebel. I bleed out waiting for my squad to arrive since heavy bleeds are impossible to fix. Ahh Just as the skier intendedI own a shotgun for home defence since that’s what skier intended. Four USECs break into dorms β€œWhat the devil?” As I grab my ushanka and mp153. Shoot a golf ball sized hole through the first man he’s dead on the spot. Draw my mp 133 on the second, misses him entirely because it’s piranha and nails the nearby scav. Have to resort to the double barrel mounted up the stairs loaded with magnum

pastel quartz
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least I can do after they taught me the game

ruby minnow
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idk man the front is too open

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gotta put in a lot of work and wood to cover it up

pastel quartz
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probably demolished stairs and added rope to all windows

ocean pulsar
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Meh I just had a rope out the back where the fence is

ruby minnow
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the 3 houses tho

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you got a lot of space

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and security

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just one gate

pastel quartz
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hopefully easy trapping too

ruby minnow
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the gated community

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same thing

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just need like 4 walls and 1 gate

pastel quartz
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the admin fucked around too much with new areas and my current area has no trapping/foraging

ocean pulsar
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think lots of places are missing zones for foraging

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vanilla

ruby minnow
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i'm just realizing there is already a house in gated community with a gate

pastel quartz
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@ocean pulsar zombies can't jump/demolish those black metal fences and that's the only entrance. Pretty secure bandit_smile

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ruby minnow
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this place is also pretty nice

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pastel quartz
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definitely saw this one in a video

ruby minnow
ruby minnow
tulip ravine
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Hello

pastel quartz
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wonder how long before we get told off from brainfart with our project zomboid talk

tulip ravine
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Nerds

ocean pulsar
ruby minnow
ruby minnow
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the ones that are there

tulip ravine
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I’ll fuckin shit down yer nans neck syno if you keep talking about zomboid

ruby minnow
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put there by the game

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cannot be destroyed

ocean pulsar
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yeah

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that's what I meant

tulip ravine
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COME ON THE BOYS

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UTFT GAMEDAY

lunar brook
tulip ravine
pastel quartz
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can't believe b42 got announced for next month

tulip ravine
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As of right now

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ITS A GRAND OLD TEAM TO PLAY FOR

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ITS A GRAND OLD TEAM TO SUPPORT

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AND IF YER KNOW YER HISTORY

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ITS ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR HEART GO WORRRRRRRRR

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WE DONT CARE WHAT THE RED SHITE SAY

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WHAT THE FUCK DO WE CARE

pastel quartz
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Is this some american thing I'm missing

tulip ravine
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CAUSE WE ALWAYS KNOW THAT THERES GONNA BE A SHOW WHEN THE EVERTON BOYS ARE THERE πŸ’™

fading shuttle
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shut up

tulip ravine
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I’ll fucking bash you lad

tulip ravine
ruby minnow
heady crow
tulip ravine
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I’ll snap your jaw

pale ingot
ruby minnow
tulip ravine
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I’m English clueless

heady crow
tulip ravine
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There’s a difference

ruby minnow
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well its the same fucking thing

fading shuttle
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same thing

tulip ravine
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Ney

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It’s without the parasites

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Wales Scotland and ni

ruby minnow
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so british are the sailors english are the ones that live on the island and don't leave?

heady crow
tulip ravine
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The English are the based ones who made the empire

ocean pulsar
ruby minnow
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well then why is it called the great british empire

tulip ravine
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Good point

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However

pastel quartz
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great britain not great england

tulip ravine
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Your mother

heady crow
ruby minnow
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my mother makes great food

tulip ravine
ocean pulsar
ruby minnow
tulip ravine
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My mother makes horrible food

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Icl

fading shuttle
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only time english people had an empire is when it had french people in it

ocean pulsar
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well you're british

tulip ravine
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It’s just fucking

pastel quartz
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You still have mothers?

tulip ravine
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Microwave

ruby minnow
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very normal

tulip ravine
tulip ravine
heady crow
fading shuttle
ruby minnow
#

anyways

#

i gotta go sleep

#

rest

ocean pulsar
#

he doesn't speak english he speaks british

#

or something

ruby minnow
#

and get better

fading shuttle
#

he speaks retard

ocean pulsar
#

true real and yes

tulip ravine
#

Don’t get lippy lad

ruby minnow
#

Tally ho lads

tulip ravine
#

But nevermind

pastel quartz
#

uk belongs to the risih

#

will not fix

tulip ravine
#

Where are you from my good fellow

pastel quartz
#

I won't tell

heady crow
tulip ravine
#

You will insult Britain but won’t tell me where you from ready

ocean pulsar
#

"Great" england when it's a third the size of bulgaria keksad

tulip ravine
ocean pulsar
#

epstein

tulip ravine
#

Good man

#

Why am I becoming more unhinged by the day man

#

I was shouting at fucking sir the other night

#

Cause I thought someone was rooting through my shed

ocean pulsar
#

what are you doing shouting at a sir who is in the process of fucking

tulip ravine
#

I did shout at my neighbours who was shagging

fading shuttle
#

this is what living in britain does to a man

#

he has lost his marbles

tulip ravine
#

Dirty cunts it was 7 in the morning

ocean pulsar
#

Don't like thousands of people get arrested and thrown in jail for reposting things on twitter that are controvertial in the UK

tulip ravine
#

Yes and no

pastel quartz
#

next time throw your dumbbell through their wall

tulip ravine
#

Rare to happen coz if they did

#

Fuck me I’d be in jail

ocean pulsar
#

didn't get enough exposure I guess

tulip ravine
#

Prob

pastel quartz
#

oh right UK has some retared ass laws

ocean pulsar
#

get those stats up

pastel quartz
#

man that sucks I'm cheering for you bro

tulip ravine
#

No thanks already been arrested I don’t fancy that again

#

Shit was horrible

ocean pulsar
#

Did someone say and I quote "shagged your mum" and then you both engaged in fisticuffs outside the pub on a tuesday (chusdae) evening

tulip ravine
#

Ney

ocean pulsar
#

lame

tulip ravine
#

Some kid insulted me online and I kicked shit out of him

pastel quartz
#

online?

tulip ravine
#

Yeah

lunar brook
#

true story

tulip ravine
#

Think it was Snapchat

lunar brook
#

retweet

ocean pulsar
#

and then everyone clapped

lunar brook
#

don’t steal

tulip ravine
#

It wasn’t like a

#

Criminal arrest

#

They do it here if your young to shit you up

ocean pulsar
#

it was like a gallows arrest

tulip ravine
#

We need to bring back the fucking gallows

pastel quartz
#

I was about to ask why you'd beat up a kid but I see so you're one yourself

ocean pulsar
#

ooo owned

#

burn

pastel quartz
#

eh

ocean pulsar
#

how you like them crumpets

tulip ravine
pastel quartz
#

fair game then

inland jackal
#

Light mode discord is ass

ocean pulsar
#

surprisingly literally nobody

tulip ravine
#

Just learn to handle sunlight man

#

Light mode is easy

inland jackal
tulip ravine
#

Worr

#

Love it

ocean pulsar
#

sadist maniac

inland jackal
#

I dont mind the light

tulip ravine
ocean pulsar
pastel quartz
#

There can be no sadism without masochist just like there can be no light without dark..

tulip ravine
inland jackal
#

The difference is easy to miss

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Especially in servers with loads of channels

tulip ravine
#

And it’s probably not even a piss take it like in my top 5

pastel quartz
#

watching your country turn socialist live?

tulip ravine
#

Ney

#

Fitting in with non Brits

pastel quartz
#

what is it πŸ‘€

ocean pulsar
#

think the worst part about being a brit is waking up in the morning and remembering that you have to do the silly accent all day again

tulip ravine
#

Like our humor is just too offensive for majority of country’s kekl

tulip ravine
#

If you do one of them overemphasised posh accents then yes

#

But a real accent your fine

ocean pulsar
#

you're*(**********

#

owned!!!!

pastel quartz
ocean pulsar
tulip ravine
pastel quartz
ocean pulsar
tulip ravine
#

Oh lord what have I done

#

Anyway enough about this

#

It’s one hour till kick off the boys

#

Up the Brexit ball

fading shuttle
tulip ravine
#

Up the terrorism ball

lunar brook
#

post some

tulip ravine
#

Up dyche ball

pastel quartz
# lunar brook post some

not sure myself looks like it could be one of those shorts made by some random person for youtube

lunar brook
# fading shuttle

any skyrim modding conossieor knows what actually causes to happen?

pastel quartz
#

well I'm done packing my stuff for louisville wish me luck salute

quaint ore
lunar brook
#

yeah but why

ocean pulsar
lunar brook
#

i know what it is

quaint ore
# lunar brook yeah but why

It could be caused by some terrain mods or changes, if the terrain is too bumpy the carriages freak tf out

lunar brook
#

im pretty sure it has something to do with fps and v-sync

lunar brook
#

i got that on clean install last time i modded it

stone shoal
#

What are we talkin about

quaint ore
#

Due to skyrim being capped to 60fps, so if u have a monitor which can g up to 120Hz then u will suffer from the glitch. The fix is to lower the Hz when u are playing skyrim to 60Hz. i have played the game after the intro with 120Hz with some odd glitches, but not too many.

lunar brook
quaint ore
#

It is FPS issue

stone shoal
lunar brook
#

manscaped ad starts

stone shoal
#

It's like dingleberries but the dingleberries have grown so large that the hairs evolve from the dingleberries

quaint ore
lunar brook
# quaint ore It is FPS issue

yeah i thought so, i installed an actual fps unlock mod and fiddled with it and got through the cutscene, while not really fixing it

ocean pulsar
#

they'd increase sales 400% overnight if they added the vine boom when someone says balls in every ad

stone shoal
#

Taco bell bell

ocean pulsar
#

taco balls

quaint ore
#

I will wear their trunks with pride

tulip ravine
#

Man scaped is goated

lunar brook
tulip ravine
#

The lawnmower actually works pretty well

ocean pulsar
#

I just use my regular trimmer

tulip ravine
ocean pulsar
#

sometimes nick a nut but it's fine

tulip ravine
#

Yeah no I can’t do that

#

Can’t bring myself to do it

stone shoal
ocean pulsar
tulip ravine
#

When I was like 15 I tried going at it with a cutthroat

quaint ore
tulip ravine
#

Don’t do that

ocean pulsar
#

I will nick my balls until they grow calluses

quaint ore
#

When your ads become fucking memorable and turn into good memes

ocean pulsar
#

and then I will just use a dull straight razor with no cream

tulip ravine
#

Who tf wants crusty balls

quaint ore
#

that is when you know shit is good

stone shoal
tulip ravine
#

Ain’t no one tryna clart with crusty balls lad

pale ingot
stone shoal
ocean pulsar
stone shoal
#

calls, if you will.

tulip ravine
#

Even tho they aren’t

#

But it just your brain says they are

quaint ore
tulip ravine
#

99% of ball shavers quit before they get calloused balls

ocean pulsar
tulip ravine
#

Absolute gimp

#

But yer not bout die from a nick

quaint ore
#

Yeah, just get a disinfectant and make sure to apply it

#

you dont want to have a testicular infection

ocean pulsar
#

lil yeast infection never killed nobody

tulip ravine
#

Testicular infections are goated

tulip ravine
#

Fucking reeks nd all

ocean pulsar
#

brits and their stinky balls man

#

go watch your football or whatever it is you do

tulip ravine
#

That’s only today man

ocean pulsar
tulip ravine
#

LESSS GOOOO

#

Playing a 4-4-2

#

Up the terrorist Brexit ball up the dycheball

ocean pulsar
tulip ravine
#

4 at back 4 mid field 2 up front

#

Usually we play a 4-2-2-1

stone shoal
narrow lotus
stone shoal
tulip ravine
pale ingot
#

what if uwe ere fuckin a crazy bitch and she bite your nuts off

stone shoal
narrow lotus
quaint ore
#

I rip her ovaries out

pale ingot
tulip ravine
fading shuttle
lunar brook
#

no more balls

pale ingot
tulip ravine
#

Tbf biting can be if done right

lunar brook
#

Alexander

fading shuttle
#

unstable women are attractive

lunar brook
stone shoal
pale ingot
stone shoal
#

Better hope she aint got lockjaw

pale ingot
#

ball biter.

ocean pulsar
#

alexander when unfunny virtual woman under strict contract appears on his screen pogchomppogchomppogchomppogchomp

fading shuttle
ocean pulsar
#

hey alex

fading shuttle
tulip ravine
stone shoal
tulip ravine
#

You just stand up and stretch em out then

stone shoal
#

Of the two nukes variety

river zealot
tulip ravine
#

Would you rather put a toothpick under your nail and kick a wall or a toothpick under your gum and bite down

stone shoal
fading shuttle
ocean pulsar
tulip ravine
#

Yeah but

ocean pulsar
tulip ravine
#

Which would you rather do

stone shoal
ocean pulsar
#

gums

tulip ravine
#

It’s not mean to be pleasant

stone shoal
#

I wish you would stop existing

quaint ore
tulip ravine
#

Eeeeee nahhhh

quaint ore
#

Zoomer dawg

ocean pulsar
#

I'd do the gums because I already do that with sunflower seeds anyway

tulip ravine
#

Coz what if the toothpick slid inbetween or under yer tooth

#

Toe nail any day

stone shoal
tulip ravine
#

That shit will grow back

ocean pulsar
fading shuttle
tulip ravine
#

Yeah but not a fucking toothpick going under your tooth

ocean pulsar
#

yeah yeah resident yapper

tulip ravine
#

Car shoe

inland jackal
tulip ravine
#

Infront of da fire aswell

lunar brook
#

dude nice fireplace

tulip ravine
#

Reminds me of a young mykolenko

lunar brook
#

what is this room

tulip ravine
lunar brook
#

a cat, bricks, fireplace

inland jackal
#

Its obviously a room where you take off shoes

lunar brook
#

shoe room

tulip ravine
#

The cat shoe brick fireplace room obviously

inland jackal
#

Imagine if there was also another cat

tulip ravine
#

There was

#

It d is s

#

Died

inland jackal
#

Sad

tulip ravine
#

Got packed

slender void
#

Big

inland jackal
#

You wouldve had pair of cats

tulip ravine
#

Waking up with da cat

IMG_1950.jpg
inland jackal
#

Cat has human hands

tulip ravine
#

Real

inland jackal
uncut obsidian
lunar brook
#

trade offer: everything you have for nothing at all

tulip ravine
#

That’s the cat that passed away

river zealot
tulip ravine
#

She meows at you for like

#

40 mins in a morning

#

Doesn’t leave you alone

#

Also weirdly enough likes you grabbing her tail

#

Also notice how she checks my hand to see if it’s food

lunar brook
#

pogchomp

tulip ravine
#

Run run whoever you may be

#

We are the famous efc

#

And we will fuck you up whoever you may be

#

Cause we are the famous efc

#

Come on the lads

#

Not literally dread

crimson flame
grizzled meadow
#

This channel be like

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fading shuttle
sage otter
#

Hello chat

F7cw1tlWYAA3wR-.png
slender rock
#

... Assault gato

#

Tactical gato

midnight tree
sage otter
#

Because everyone that complained is now 12feets under the swamps

sage otter
#

Sadly no side-kitten but that 1911 will do

slender rock
#

(._. ) v v )

wide basin
#

https://vxtwitter.com/thewapplehouse/status/1751007096936542293?s=46&t=pUXImTUCPaMiUQtQl-BRig

vxTwitter / fixvx
You are not gonna be prepared for how fucking big the dude that’s gets out of this car is lmao 【QRT of strallweat (@strallweat):】 'This becomes hilarious. #FAFO https://t.co/saDQVGxlrt' πŸ’– 785 πŸ” 45
Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse)

You are not gonna be prepared for how fucking big the dude that’s gets out of this car is lmao

【QRT of strallweat (@strallweat):】
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πŸ’– 785 πŸ” 45

β–Ά Play video
#

@main moon

midnight tree
narrow lotus
gusty willow
main moon
river zealot
river zealot
pure hatch
#

i just raided the discord moderator in RoN again, i never fucking noticed but his mousepad is some degenerate shit

narrow lotus
# river zealot

Mine did the same but it dropped a small shelf on me while i was sleeping because it was above my bed

pure hatch
#

the devs really went above and beyond on the details on how much of a degenerate the guy is

narrow lotus
#

Lil shit

pure hatch
#

he looks like my friend's cat

#

is a prick to him but not to strangers

narrow lotus
#

my sister found him as a stray like 5-6 years ago, gave him to my grandma

#

he gained 4kg in 3 months

pure hatch
#

grandmas being grandmas

#

still, very wholesome
glad the shithead now has a forever home

narrow lotus
#

Ye he has 0 cares in the world

#

Sleep eat and break my fucking door cause he jumps on the handle and opens it

#

and bcause of his weight , the handle broke

pure hatch
#

lmfao

#

Gorfielf

#

my friend's cat will only hurt him but not any stranger that touches him
i have more luck petting him than my pal

#

devious little bastard, would always attempt an escape just to terrorize the dude lol

river zealot
#

he looks like tom a bit

stone blade
#

a bit

narrow lotus
#

everyone is my enemy especially my caretaker

pure hatch
#

"He provides me with food, water, and love. That means I am an eldritch deity."

oblique spire
#

We made it @grizzled meadow

image.png
narrow lotus
#

Saul Goodman Breaking Bad

sage otter
#

Look at that sunny goofball

IMG_2388.JPG
fading shuttle
jagged robin
narrow lotus
#

bus station with the name "Silk Road" btw

#

@stone blade

craggy wigeon
narrow lotus
#

Railway extract

stone blade
#

silky smooth

jagged robin
river zealot
pale ingot
#

IKEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#

DEDEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

fading shuttle
#

ikr

#

when is it going to be turned off

pastel quartz
#

oh god

#

oh god

#

HELP ME

#

a woman messages me (I'm thinking that she is a male who trolls me), I'm oding brain schorcher and a emisson hits

#

what shouldd I do

#

should I text with the possible male or find shelter

broken topaz
#

sex her

river zealot
pastel quartz
#

ok

#

bussy is bussy

#

even if it is a boibussy

#

she rizzed up before

#

she says you're cutest

#

she wants to peg me

broken topaz
#

big w

grizzled meadow
#

In January of 2000, Tony Soprano took the Honeycomb Cereal IQ test

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river zealot
fading shuttle
crimson flame
#

they didnt even use git

#

its completely insane

pale ingot
#

is this about that palworld thing idk i dont give a fuck about any new game releases

fading shuttle
#

they added the forbidden spice to the pokemon formula, innovation

crimson flame
#

only 1 senior programmer with game dev experience. the 4 other devs are complete newbies

fading shuttle
#

adding something NEW

pale ingot
#

ok pretty based then

crimson flame
#

the best thing ever for cute monsters

pale ingot
#

cant you catch humans as pokemon

#

i saw something about that not long ago

crimson flame
#

you can enslave them afaik

fading shuttle
#

yeah you can

crimson flame
#

its basically first person rimworld KekSkew

fading shuttle
#

third person

crimson flame
#

i love these kind of games

#

o ye

pale ingot
#

how the fuck does the game even work

#

like does it have the pokΓ©mon turn based combat and shit like that

fading shuttle
pale ingot
#

then how

fading shuttle
#

you sneak up behind one of them and hit them with a club

pale ingot
#

it work

river zealot
fading shuttle
#

or shoot them with an arrow

river zealot
#

most the good games that were made

fading shuttle
#

its real time combat

river zealot
#

are made with love and enthusiasm

pale ingot
river zealot
#

and the AAA trash that is just amde for money

#

keeps failing

pale ingot
#

subscriptions

#

tons of microtransactions

pale ingot
#

other shit

#

aaa games r stink

fading shuttle
#

its just that they have been making the same exact game for years

pale ingot
#

anyway i saw something about a supposed update coming out sooner or later for red dead redemption 2

#

no idea how large its gonna be, just an update

fading shuttle
#

update for red dead redemption 2

#

as if

pale ingot
#

watch them fix 1 minor bug and abandon the game for real this time

grizzled meadow
broken topaz
pale ingot
fading shuttle
#

and nothing to spend them on

pale ingot
#

i doubt they're making some sort of content update

#

or anything worth going back to the game for

#

but they actually started doing atleast a little. probably because of the labor of love award kekw

fading shuttle
#

bet you its just gonna be more new player content

pale ingot
#

they add 1 new boot

#

costs 50000 gold

fading shuttle
#

rockstar doesnt put effort into the game, it doesnt make 50 billion dollars like gta online did

#

and so rockstar puts even less effort in

#

rinse and repeat

storm stream
#

helo fart

pale ingot
#

t

#

certainly noone at rockstar

fading shuttle
#

rockstar and thinking dont go well

inland jackal
#

aloo alex

ocean pulsar
#

Rockstar nowadays just make interactive movies basically

sage otter
ocean pulsar
#

same old formula from 20 years ago but without any of the experimentation

#

like in san andreas they at least tried to do something remotely interesting like gang wars and stuff but even that was bare bones

narrow lotus
inland jackal
#

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JszzmLD4DrU

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β–Ά Play video
#

idk

#

says there are possibilities

#

illness, financial troubles, hiatus or retirement

#

he used to be a teacher thats all i know

pastel quartz
#

literal who

deep topaz
#

thats a thread from 6 years ago

#

this is his most recent, 2 years ago

narrow lotus
dreamy flaxBOT
#

Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Pathfind

narrow lotus
#

How is this even a name

magic tartan
#

lol true

pale ingot
#

mr goonie