#🎪bruh-fart
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thanks i hate it

@placid sail
what
real
🫡
rip ivan
now who's gonna whine and complain about eft while not playing it, in the channel for eft players

wdym rip Ivan
wdym rip ivan
damn
IVANKOOOOOO YOU RETARD NOOOOOOOOO

rip ivan
yep
funny when he wanted to be
annoying when he didn't want to be funny
poor dude suffered from bulgarian brain
I'd propose to burn offtopic to the ground, but I feel yucky just being there for one minute
So he said
I hope you mother doesnt get flowers
Somebody said
She already has them
Then ivan said
I hope they die
As in flowers
mods rn 
IM TIRED OF PEOPLE TELLING ME TO KMS, DO IT YOURSELVES YOU COWARDS
brainfart
should we announce mourning for Ivanko or nah
No more alo
WHAT
i love this video
it reminds me of crystal immediately
what he do?
this statement is official
what Ivanko usually does
well that doesn’t explain a lot
ivanking
then you didn't know him
continued bullshit was like his default state everywhere
well yes, but continued bullshit only flies in brainfart
until it doesnt
boy forgot to leave his retard coat here when he went for a walk in offtopic
oh shit it was skom that got him
he didn't wipe his shoes off
😭
alo
alloooooooo
did he got asked on his political opinions in offtopic and they turned out to be
?
YOU WILL NEVER REPLACE HIM
oke
alo
we've come to an agreement 🤝
i scrolled up and apparently it was something about wishing death

everyone say alo to mourn ivan's death
wha happen
alo @uncut obsidian
alo
.
alo
.
he said kys one time too many i guess
(On flowers)
alo
Yes i can
rip ivan
can we democracically decide to reduce his sentence back to 20 days if he says “sowwy owo” in my dms
do i have to remind you madi of the power i currently posses
give it a moment to load
YOU WILL FEAR IT
CHAT
I'M RELEASING THE IVANKO COURT CASE DOCUMENTS

Ivan would be on the Epstein documents
Yeah he meant they as in flowers
if he meant the mother he'd say she
that seems very clear in these logs
And you fucks banned him for 20 days
he would
and then perma banned
he got banned for dm stuff
idk what he said in dms
he was explaining in dms
prolly "whyd you ban me"
i heard our tenniser novak djokovic was on his list
Then mute him separately for dm stuff
but then explaining things counts as "Continued shit in dms" apparently
For 10 days or whatever the fuck you want
kept talking about flowers surely
makes sense to me
okay, you may keep the thigh highs
its too cold to not have em on
precisely why its an effective threat
he's going for that burnussy
I am sitting at my desk rn with them on
the programming socks
proof or didnt happen
I am not gonna send proof of that
im gonna guess you got the pink socks
No im not that basic lol
report kolender for being a thirsty helper
We are living in a time when wishing death to an inanimate object is banibble

I have dark grey woolen ones on rn
cant violate a persons consent, i got no threat to use
😔
I hope the sun dies.
offtopic is like twitter but on discord
i hope my rifle dies so they can issue me one that can actually fire without constantly jamming
demoted
ban madi for wishing death on my mother
millions must die of flowers
Banned, wished death on someone's son, horrible
the turnip gardens have fallen, millions must overdose
of flowers sounds like “in a videogame”
the Minecrafts
in minecraft
sums him up lmao
sounds like his tarkov experience
@steady trellis 
dies in game, complains on discord, uninstalls
Hi Ledy Hi Mamo4ka Hi Frog Hi llama
Alo cato, ❤️
try Новак
🚫
buwop
skom has spoken
Hi Skom Hi Falco
nothing
he already had his chance
and his word was full of anger
This discord would not have survived modern warfare 2 lobbies
for his life goal is to smite those he deems to violate the sanctity of an ancient document known as #📄rules
i only played singleplayer cuz i played them for the campaign
based
MW2 campaign went hard
oh god yea
amazing
Like mf if i wanted that
I'd PLAY THE FUCKING SPEC OPS MODE
GIVE ME A GOOD CAMPAIGN
Sonic gone mad
chomp
as someone who fostered many Hedgies, they hurt
Nice banner
release ivanko or bite
why would you have hedgehogs as pets?
Release him NOW
it was feet parmesan for a while, but then someone said it's bannable
good luck biting my calluses 
Good
Fuck that shit
smh can't be free in this world
not pets, but fostering them over winter
I wanted you to see it so much
to hear your Italian screeching
Just another sign of how brainfart has fallen
Smh
No Ivan, shit server
real
Real
you say that every week over every little thing
Ivan is not some little thing
thats how often it falls
And I'm right
My friend had a pack of pygmy hedges as pets and for breeding and reselling, they need a lot of heat
if it had fallen so many times and still not on the bottom, either there's none or it's nowhere near close
the bottom just keeps getting deeper
breeding and selling, whats the appeal with having a hedgehog thats only active at night and needs more specific care than a dog or cat
this is brainfart, we personally set a new bottom every day
yes please
It's cute 
February 23, 2024
the its cute argument is how we got Pugs and english bulldogs
what about it
I hope i get banned on February 24, 2024
Would be symbolic
could you mute me for 7 days in 1 hour, i need to focus on studying
ight
thank you
Hi kemek
🎱 Question: Will i be banned in the near future?
Answer: bruh moment
ok fuck whoever added new answers
man
"hey lets ruin what made campaigns fun and turn it into a battle royale lite"
how worse can COD be
after the new mw3
they are just trying to make it worse and worse with every game
next MW will just be full MP campaign where the enemies are players sweating on their keyboards
what a fuckin cold morning
gonna be like titanfalls campaign
multiplayer only
That was still pretty nice
Think it was purely PVP unless it was a gamemode
2 guys came to make sure the building was open
apparently the previous guy said today it would be closed and the rumor got all the way to the on duty officer
so he sent em to make sure someones here
Oh I'm getting banned on my birthday? Based
nah syno is
hope he catches that wendussy before that
youll catch syno?


damn didnt know you swung so far that way
i swing for the nosebleeds
you dont need to deepthroat it that hard
safety first
maybe thats why I had a sore throat, who knows
what's teh appeal of having a cat or a dog when you can have birb
why be accurate when you have at least 20 people firing on the same target, they are bound to hit everntually and you save costs on such frivolous things as "quality"
this must be fake but still funny
February 24 is my mom's bday 💀
ikr, even a femboy should be able to lift and accurately fire an m1 garand
nah they need m4 and kel tecs
m1 has too much recoil
they already have those
all gun bros turned into twinks
and i am not complaining one bit
more holes more goals my man
how heavy is it actually
4.3 kilos
it weighs as much as a ppsh with a 35 round mag
9.5 lbs or 4.31 kg
4.31 grams?
damn I put more sugar than that in my coffee

is that heavy for a gun
my point but catered to a diff audience
gun guys became gunkissers
well, the standard issue Beryl 96C of the polish army is almost a kilo lighter than that

oooo you like kissing guns dont you
replace n with y
I am an eastern european wtf you on about
What is gun rights
guess that doesn't really tell me anything since I'm not a soldier but 4.3kg seems like a light weight
the fuck is kissiyg
you cant stop me
kissiyg guys
lemme tell you this
I think it will cause serious issues once it dries up
when you try to balance a rifle to properly fire from a crouching or standing stance
yeah unless you wash it, it'll dry up into rubber stuff
every 100 grams really alters how much effort you have to put into holding it steady
terrible for a bolt carrier
i think you understood gun nut wrong
is this not what gun nutting is?
thats why for example machine guns are only used when assuming the prone stance, cuz of its weight you wouldnt be able to deliver accurate fire in any other stance
still dont know what that is
Don't hate, the shooter here is 130 pounds and is scared of the gym
This video is in no way intended to glorify violence, combat, or any means of destructive nature. They are merely to pay homage to the historical value and respect given to that particular piece of equipment.
Is this normal or the guy firing it is weak/has bad stance
oh yeah he is firing at full auto a godamn scar-h , thats why you are usually restricted to using semi-auto cuz otherwise the consecutive recoil from those shots becomes too much
not to mention that every bullet counts sooo, firing in full auto and only 2-3 hit their target is a massive waste
@wooden surge @wide basin
ofc doesnt mean that suppresive fire isnt a thing
the point being that you have to manage your resources to the best of your ability
I heard accurate semi automatic fire is better at suppression than full auto
when from multiple guns obv
cool i guess
but when your squad is smaller than, thats when you call upon the lmg operator to lay it down
something about being way more stressed out when you hear single shots landing very close to you than full auto spraying like 10 meters away
Good lord, it's BEAUTIFUL 
though he still shoots in short bursts
fucking kurwa bobr part
then thats not suppresive fire, they are actually properly aiming to kill him, suppresive fire is usually used to make your enemies take cover or somewhat cover your mates so they can get into position
or distract them while a smaller force flanks them
suppresive fire can still kill, but its not as accurate as you know, getting closer and taking your time to aim
Today we're asking Billy Billingham, an ex member of the SAS Special Forces to react to a selection of tactical shooters games, virtual special forces operations as well as tactics in games like Battlefield 3 or Ghost Recon.
Mark “Billy” Billingham served in the British SAS for over 20 years, has been responsible for planning and executing stra...
this is the man that lied to me
at 8:50
special forces have diff tactics
they are smaller
more skilled and more accurate sooooo
SF come in to kill
Infantry comes in to secure
not to mention that....they are sas.......so obv they are unfazed by enemies firing at them
especially since spec ops dont usually have much in support or too much ammo so they need to make their shots count more
they go to kill small VIPS or strategic artilerry installations etc
Yeah, they have quite narrow usage
you wont have a spec ops squad sent in to destroy an enemy camp that is at least a platoon in strength or higher
good ending
You cant just use them as infantry because:
A. It's not cost effective
B. It's not their job
i heard about that one british sas guy who raided whole building alone
Special Operations are Special for a reason, it requires something that normal infantryman cannot do
f.e You won't send a Infantryman to scout out behind the enemy lines and remain hidden whilst doing so, you send in recon units.
Christian Craighead
i think thats the one
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That is him
spec ops are mainly used to ease up the pressure on infantry, perform recon to help artillery, kill vips to disrupt the chain of command or perform ambushes and small attacks far behind enemy lines so they are forced to redirect some forces from the frontline to perform search operations
I think GAMMA players would make good spec ops 
no
No
God no
hell no
giga chad

We would be a shitty militia at best
hold my vodka and dried sausage
the couch warriors
craighead the absolue legend
(it's dried because I haven't used it in a long time)
ooooo that sparks an interesting convo about how effective unconventional warfare can be
Depends on the type of war you fighting
we would know how to maintain/use our guns but thats it
Guerilla warfare is meant to be a smaller vs larger force
yeah, thats why their attacks rely on hit and run tactics
also knowledge on every single medication ever made
I'd have no idea tbh 
Something which eastern european NATO dudes are trained to the balls to do
Would we? We don’t know how to disassemble every firearm…we just right click
i mean I do
maintaining a gun as in cleaning it is rather easyy
getting a gunsmith for worst cases
now thats hard
i know how to dissasemble 5 so far
Now build them 
as in assemble again or build from scratch
answer the question
then i will assume you mean assemble
(The first one)
assembling is easy
Half of people here would be Taliban levels of trained at best
you just do what you did, but backwards
Some kinda know what they are doing
f.e me
I was joined a paramilitary at the age of 11
the taliban didnt need to maintain their guns since the ak-47 will jam only if you get mud in it and let it dry or let it rust so much to the point even that gun cant handle it
other than that
you can replace its gas pipe with a coca cola bottle and it will still work
It will work, but it will jam like shit.
I speak from personal experience
its cuz of how much gas the initial firing of the round creates that the ak-47 rarely jams, cuz it reloads with such force that you really need to neglect it for a long time for it to really jam
So you're saying capitalism and planned obsolescence are responsible for modern guns being so unreliable?!
Not really
okay listen here
AKM was still required to be cleaned regularly
at least the barrel should be kept clean
Surprisingly the AK doesn't do that well in mud
theres no ak that works like the ak-47 anymore because of how much gas was built up
it somewhat affected its accuracy after a couple of shots
While the AR handles way better
due to recoil and you would tire faster
so the russians lowered the gas buildup and changed to a lower caliber their standardized rifle
Ok lemme clear some shit up
The "AK-47" you see are actually the AKM.
therefore even the russians face similar problems now
we do not talk about the AKM
or the 101
There is 10,278,300 AKMs
dunno why they even made the 101
Foreign export
Russia used to like NATO lol
I know, shocking
they tried joining once
Clinton said no

honestly everyone would say no
for no political reasons
they just had beef in minecraft ofc
Yeah
Anyways back to AKM
That is the gun people always talk about when they say "AK-47"
you know with russia trolling nearby villages and claiming them as their own
nah im talking about the ak-47 not the modernized version
though i havent delved into the AKM
not to mention that time russia set used tnt on a tall village building ( in minecraft) and then accused the neighbouring village of doing it ( in minecraft) and then they started having a pvp match ( madi, youre g@y)
Duty is kinda cool. Freedom makes no sense for me.
CANDICE DICK FIT IN YO MOUTH
dooma
no, deez nuts
^ up ur ass
@orchid robin (italys_arch_nemesis) has been muted for 7 days for reason: asked to get muted for studying -7d

unfunny
fuckin nerd
how do you not have enough self control to just close discord lol
hes like ivan
Ivan the angry Bulgarian?
That's it?
ye
Lame
Why the fuck would someone do that?!?
its ivan what do you expect ?
Brainfart has become to normal
we still have ur illiterate ass
Fuck your still here?
The real reason is a sensitive subject. The dog won't look at him the same again and he's probably on a list....
weirdchamp
swag
lmao
guy stopped playing league only to get infinitely more toxic
seconds before slenderman calling
strange devices from the distant past that can detect when you are about to receive a phone call
I still occasionally hear it when I use my old ass (previously my brother's) Creative speakers
swastika is a different thing , it gets confused for that other offensive symbol
well in the full video ,these two guys were going on at people on omegle ,roasted this kid so kid said that
understandable
lesbian funko pops
yes, i do
dont check ur mailbox
this week made me suicidal the next one will push me further ❤️
on hood cuh
Craziest thing ever
cheesed to meet you
no it's supposed to be "ai ai ai im your little butterfly"
DAMN
this dude's good...
can't go wrong with good ol' ketchup on watermelon
i age my milk till it has blue fuzzies
Not incorrect
Oh wait what was that movie or tv show where the aliens drank spoiled milk because to them it was alcoholic?


alien nation?
the scary movie probably ?
mmm expired milk
That was it yeah
wait no...was it?
Hold on I need to research this now
owo
how is that pronounced?
pivo
jfc does nobody have clips of this on YT
I THINK Alien Nation is the right movie
But I can't find the scene
peevo
pivo

A 3 foot tall goblin fending off the palace guard to buy their lesbian fey companion enough time to seduce the Queen
Nice name

who's the better one tho?
I don't play GAMMA, so I'm better
Do you play any competitive FPS games?
No
Do you play any competitive RPGs?
No
No to both

From the great state of Maryland

'Last Train Home' in a nutshell
Just saw guardians of the galaxy again
They start freezing when they go into outer space but idk why
cut outer space is around -226°C
Did Ivan get banned? 
No he's gone on exile grinding skyrim and single player minecraft
He went to the big minecraft server in the sky
Аж подавился со смеху
💖 4
imagine being in the drivers seat and you see a man like Reacher come straight for you
I pull out da glock
I either kill or die
he shoves the glock up your butt
Then am dead

I want to be helpful to the newbies D: ples remove my unfit for help role
I promise not to bait them anymore. I think I served my time
boy, I hope nobody streams sex chess in the voice chat again like yesterday
where can i buy this sir
last i heard ,they do custom builds only and theirs a 2 year waiting list
is this by arctic freezer i heard they would make something similar
meanwhile the party bard about to completely remove the enemy sorcerer from the fight (you can remove spellcasters from being able to fight by pinning them against the wall and making out with them. they cant hand sign nor say incantations in this situation)
maybe ,dont remember the name the company
man
the jaboopy pipeline is weird
muscle mand
then solid snake
now anime
pfp
No rawr... fake...
also, time and life are cyclical. much like the great serpent ouroboros who eats his own tail eternally, i shall one day return to muscle man.
anyway, heres this
The rest of the party didn't want anything to do with the plan. So it was just my character and his godly combat rolls
lmao
aight then its just the bard at the nearby brothel getting some pussy
Tabletop RPGs with the right party be like:
It's a running thing in this campaign where I fail every single non-combat roll. But once we get into a fight I keep rolling 17-20s and anyone targetting me usually gets 1-5
dank
I doubt it
Aliexpress moment
dont ask what kind of black magic I practice to fit tarkov and my system into an SSD
nah 1tb doesn't exist it's like far too expensive only government servers have that kind of storage
Believe me
It still won't be enough to install gamma

I dont have gamma in my SSD, it is in my HDD
That shit actually doesnt lag
Which is surprising
Ye same, only issue is the long loadings but it's alright
It used to not only take a lot of time to load
But would microstutter a lot on hdd
Y it doesnt lag but loads forever
It loads in like 30 seconds for me
The Elf fleeing to the protection of her Goblin bodyguard after informing the King that she fucked his wife
Optimised better than 3A games
"Why do the loners shoot at me on sight?"
first game with male titty jiggle physics??
Yeah I'm playing ufc on xbox
Poor fella
THE SPONGEBOB POPSICLE REDESIGN SUCKS
the legendary good gamma build without hip
Wtf
Lobotomy for whoever did this
Now!
Balls are warm
NAZRIN NO
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Why are YOU here?!?
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@placid sail, any lore to share on your new avatar color?
i still dont understand what his avatar is
yes, the lore is as follows
i have an uncle whose room is exactly this and its not even exaggeration.
his garage, too.
i dont get it
some character from a cartoon or anime. i forgot who from what.
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white cat's meow is so precious
#facebook-fart
this is a great opportunity to quote my good friend sand dweller and say "sometimes there's no meaning behind something"
a good example of that is my life
understandable. your new avatar looks great 👍
Check out my epic reserve gameplay guys
Ronald is the fucking goat I just submitted as a boxer
thank
cancer on!
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spawn on the right side on top of the bunkers
You don't get to pick 🙂
It's great
Only intellectuals understand this
AHHHH STOP
hi bz11k
hola
I'd wear that
dam
you'd wear anything
based
so fucking zased
unwarranted slander

bro is addicted to discord
I fucking hate reserve but it's also your fault that you didn't serpentine
pissboy
stinky little bandit
me currently in Paint The Town Red:
https://tenor.com/view/kingsman-fight-punch-jump-riot-gif-4942981
true
we gettin banned soon
Me in my completely unupgraded hideout on tarkov
man eve gets pretty nuts
just attended a 200 man alliance conference with 3 translators
ban
they also provided a transcript that sounds like it's from the third reich
The addition of the Central Army under my jurisdiction, the Wormhole under Ya SilverDragon, and the 00 under gerbinski, we built 11 new stations. And soon our sovereign regions will continue to expand.
For the sake of our excellent population we need to take more resources and space, even if it is to the detriment of others, what we care about is our own people, not so-called love and diplomacy.
yesn't
doesnt this sound familiar
tl;dr?
evening my fellow brainfarters
basically the alliance im in is attempting to take control of the entirety of highsec space in eve
and actively fighting wars to achieve it
hmm, i see
seeking to eliminate all opposition
pretty good night.
yours?
day off
sleeping cleaning the house chilling pilling fragging in half life deathmatch
im just playing True Stalker now and might go to sleep soon.
stalker
its nuts how this alliance has like 9000 people
that's almost a third of the running population of eve
never played it but might try it out
i do be only playing clear sky and call of pripyat
Play brainfart SMP
i do be busy with my smp server
if its the true brainfart experience, id prefer exping in tw3

i recommend, it's good.
im on my 2nd playthrought, trying to get the best of the side-content now.
can you be homophobic, racist, use slurs there?
like i once joined only to find the server built an auschwitz next to my house and removed the xp farm
idk what you'd consider the true brainfart experience
how could you possibly be stupid enough to need an article to explain this
ill type a list real quick
then they tell me they have built more efficient xp farm

-Racism
-Homophobia
-Furries
-depressed 13 year olds
-political memes
-gachimuchi
-etc.
I drove a automatic today
Fuck me
My left foot went for the clutch and I fuckin nearly went through the windshield

God bless muscle memory 
To be fair it wasn’t as bad as I thought
But holy shit auto driving is lazy as fuck
i wish my car was automatic
Nop
my left leg is definitely more muscular than right one
you can say them to me
your behaviour in the server will get you banned in gamma
Once I got past the fact I didn’t have a clutch it wasn’t that bad 
wait seriously tho
Strangely enough I never went to shift
brainfart got an smp?
Yeah but manual cars are better drives
no
You control the car not the other way around 
you can build a home of phobic or something idk
Honestly you should have to learn manual before passing full stop
Auto only licence is stupid
meeh, im past the "manual is more manly / more pro etc" phase
You won't believe how much trouble i will have
Once i start taking drive license course
It’s worse in some countries you can pass in a auto and drive a manual
what is the point of electric cars, earth is already fucked lol
no reason to play it then for me, sorry 
In my mind atm, break pedal doesn't exist 
L
Wym lad 
Course if fuckin exists dump it with yer left foot as though your shifting and you will have a good time

I drive an electric forklift
All you need is one pedal to move or stop
Brake is there for emergencies
Ohh is it down is go not down is stop
Im in the mood to laugh at some bober posting
Ye
Automatically brakes if you release the pedal
I already had a moment when i tried driving a jeep in the woods 
Mod is forklift certified REAL?!?!
my friend told me his electric car is also the same
and i asked him what does he do when going downhill
Engine braking isn't the same as an active braking 
I know la
I mean a way of breaking without touching the brakes
so you really need to keep the pedal when going downhill too ?
Depends how fast your going ig
Coasting downhill isn’t a good idea
hmm
Still
I once drove an old 10 ton diesel forklift, and that fat bitch had 2 brake pedals
what game?
Unless you're on a diesel
Depends
Hell Let Loose
It will just go forward if you release the clutch while being in a gear
That isn’t what I mean lol
If you’re going like 2 mph you need to go on and off the bite point
My 1.0 petrol can take off without using gas
It’s just harder
It’s the way I was taught strangely enough

i used to live in frankfurt back then so i was able to connect to german servers
and crack jokes with them
Also remember driving a 2.0 diesel and forgot I was in third

Fuck me i shat myself
Didn’t stall
Just shot forward 
You have to try and stall a diesel tbh
To me stalling is unironically a good safety; stop you shooting forward much
Egr?
Clutch
gotta watch out man thats high explosive
Reet am off for a drive be back later







