🎪bruh-fart

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/EID8aNDq93s?si=-6ZB4618ZaoOxxxu

[pastel quartz]

boys playing mc 😱

[uncut obsidian]

@fluid coyote is a liar

[pastel quartz]

First thing im doing when i get home is logging onto the server and making a dick bigger than the empire state building 🙏

This place is surprisingly wholesome in its unwholesomeoness

[fluid coyote]

no

im going rn

[uncut obsidian]

you said you went to shower

that is a lie

[inland jackal]

yall like my hut?

[open turret]

its better than my og runescape hut

[pastel quartz]

Its probably because there's not very high expectations or standards, and the professionalness is waaaay lower so everyone feels more free to goof off. Also there feels like theres less of a difference in rank or status so everyone can just get along

I love brainfart

[pastel quartz]

Its amazing

[inland jackal]

thanks

[inland jackal]

@uncut obsidian @mystic bluff

[uncut obsidian]

W

[pastel quartz]

modern piece of art

a true refined gentleman such as yourself obviously wouldn't be satisfied with a simple dirt hut

[uncut obsidian]

@inland jackal @mystic bluff @open turret

[sterile dome]

cave sound.mp3

https://tenor.com/view/your-fate-is-sealed-seal-shrimple-gif-14588556684467309808

[inland jackal]

@frail igloo press f11

[open turret]

thats the wrong @frail igloo BLANK

W

[grim sparrow]

Thats rare for me to see lol

Strip mining

[inland jackal]

lol

@open turret too bad ur on bottom

[uncut obsidian]

@mystic bluff

[open turret]

its lore accurate dw W

[inland jackal]

@uncut obsidian check if it shows mc

[pastel quartz]

[lost tartan]

so me

[cosmic siren]

why he balls out

[inland jackal]

enough obsidian

[pastel quartz]

Gotta air em out

[pastel quartz]

Im going to be so behind when i get on finally

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1115373585557635143.gif?size=48&name=AINTNOWAY&quality=lossless

[cosmic siren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1130263806526898290.webp?size=48&name=DeadInside&quality=lossless

[cosmic siren]

this is how metal heads are raised

[smoky iris]

indeed

[cosmic siren]

however, I will confirm that if the song doesn't sound like diarrhea then its not heavy metal enough

[cosmic siren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AROK0AB-gtQ

example

[fluid coyote]

im suing brainfart smp for giving me an ear infection

not even kidding

[smoky iris]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-a-rough-one-right-there-bricky-its-a-tough-one-its-hard-its-difficult-gif-19961376

[open turret]

@uncut obsidian im fucked as always

[uncut obsidian]

screenshot the server list

[uncut obsidian]

the server list

[open turret]

[uncut obsidian]

click edit

and screenshot

[uncut obsidian]

click "refresh" several times?

[open turret]

yes not workie

[uncut obsidian]

tlauncher time then

bro downloaded some broken russian mc version

[open turret]

i luv mother russia what can i say more .

[river zealot]

i am sorry for your loass

do you live in murica?

[open turret]

i live middle east big dick arab and Aria

[river zealot]

do you live in peaceful state or the civil war ones

[open turret]

peaceful i think
im alive,, for now

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsOVyB9mMCE @uncut obsidian @mystic bluff

[river zealot]

i see

well i hope you are not alive for much longer

[open turret]

same bro same

[river zealot]

[open turret]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7qRjZ7pYdI

[placid sail]

this year's the year

[placid sail]

I scream at your inefficiency

[river zealot]

this year the year i die

hopefully

[open turret]

morty smells

[vagrant zodiac]

let's just from the roof together

while holding hands

😳

[river zealot]

no

[vagrant zodiac]

[narrow lotus]

p!exile

[foggy mantle]

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[vagrant zodiac]

people these days don't now what being romantic really is

[river zealot]

suicide is for pussies

[wide basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602283508886536214/1191773511795093566/je36kwqt2v9c1.png?ex=65a6a893&is=65943393&hm=619788122a5419b6b6a8a1ef1ffc48015ed4b6ebc52c2e8870828de17dd9111a&

@winged chasm

[river zealot]

the only way im dying is by a 152mm shell hitting me directly in the face

[open turret]

@uncut obsidian @mystic bluff look at the sshPEEdd

[magic tartan]

gotta play my winter car

[pastel quartz]

Thats light work. My hours playing the long dark has taught me that no matter how cold it is you can survive with sheer stubbornness

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1188769799233343528/what_do_you_want_for_christmas.mp4?ex=659bbb26&is=65894626&hm=e357b0592b20582ef1bfb8296b75dcec29477bca7e7e688c10f19148b31b049c&

[pastel quartz]

I'm a simple man

I want sex

[pastel quartz]

and play minecraft with my homies

https://youtu.be/UfuLEiKr2_M?si=bDqokqCKRMPLUcaU

[open turret]

get multiple hobbies "ppl start relationships easy if u have an addiction in common and i mean addiction like hobbies not like crack"
ppl will join ya in that or u could join em in "activity" and u'll meet new ppl making friends and get laid

[pastel quartz]

wanna play minecraft?

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-meme-shrek-staring-shrek-smiling-gif-14430015749099037012

[open turret]

hop the fuck on

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/867715254926442496.webp?size=48&name=JohnnySins&quality=lossless

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/skitchura-skitchura-d-sagusky-sagusky-d-luizdoro-gif-20449654

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1147265954238181386/1190216487974228039/redditsave.com_war_crimes-r70kghnyw3491.mp4?ex=65a0fe7b&is=658e897b&hm=744661d8746966ba63160f727c95752708a22265ce0274fa04ff18c090e8c1ad&

[uncut obsidian]

@inland jackal

[pastel quartz]

is server modded

I'm downloading 1.20.1 now

[uncut obsidian]

no

[open turret]

get the optifine 1.20.1

[pastel quartz]

I got gypsy language now

coming

[inland jackal]

a mai god

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385835871120654336/1191792019350245426/Screenshot_20231229-123438-519.png?ex=65a6b9cf&is=659444cf&hm=64f0c0f56f2f166a4d9c7fb6a3d54272b95106b2891e99ea03d00129318c0d7b&

[wraith osprey]

HE ATE THE CRUST 😭

[river zealot]

@oblique spire opinion on my pawns kit

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/232710179496525824/1129918351871836210/caption-6-3.gif?ex=65a31d77&is=6590a877&hm=df4247378c426a8c1b57e45f3549ca48e0ef02c54e699757e8e9d144f39c7bb4&

[river zealot]

BISMALLAH

[mystic bluff]

porn meme!!!

[magic tartan]

[open turret]

i got 2 days for based cropped gp
i wonder what u get

[livid pond]

a kiss on the cheek

[dreamy flax]

@nimble nest (pannari.mk2) has been muted for 7 days for reason: cropped porn

[inland jackal]

surface pgis

pigs

[open turret]

he fucked around and found out

RIP

@uncut obsidian when i join i will need candles for Sheep fricker machine | minecraft tutorial
ty

[uncut obsidian]

guh

im speedrunning rn

getting a stack of diamonds

[open turret]

we more candles

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/postal-dude-plush-spin-gif-5271180272645569015

[pastel quartz]

for being late

[west birch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021562228819894392/1191816373643518044/She_needs_a_tissue.mp4?ex=65a6d07e&is=65945b7e&hm=62a4a421839a44ccd9ea472f687346a19e33bb7d4e48a885dc0d1e3e400380a9&

[river zealot]

@oblique spire

they are fucked

[toxic sundial]

The punchline is pornography

[sage otter]

How’s the Minecraft server going guys ?

[inland jackal]

best world gen

@uncut obsidian

[uncut obsidian]

real

[sage otter]

That's spawn ?

[mystic bluff]

no

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-gif-21821822

that girl really makes me want to say khaytil's (former) favorite phrase

[livid pond]

what the hell goin on

[pastel quartz]

your first runin with the corruptive power of capitalism?

[lyric horizon]

todd is gonna be happy

he won 1 award

[placid sail]

hillarious

but fake

not even in a category

I mean, it's a solid ragebait

[lyric horizon]

[toxic sundial]

15 year old gameplay loop INNOVATION

[sage otter]

Pre-order Slavic Legacy now

[livid pond]

i need you to put me in touch with ur copium dealer asap 💯

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-gif-26460616

brainfart so vile they tryna gaslight me even after I've already opened steam to check

[pastel quartz]

Really hope shadows of doubt or yomi hustle wins

They are pretty damn unique

[placid sail]

turn-based fighting simulator

now that's a fucking concept

shadows of boupt is pretty fun, too, very immersive and cool generation

whoever thought contraband police and remnant 2 are innovative is cray cray though

[drifting field]

https://tenor.com/view/psp1g-what-gif-23713811

[magic tartan]

i played buckshot roulette

it was fun

[placid sail]

I've been sucked into tiny rogues and I can't get out

[magic tartan]

no need to get out bruh

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1191818614291054652/RDT_20231224_183635.mp4?ex=65a6d294&is=65945d94&hm=8a0d52b852a5817c83ae0a99c7bb8f1dbb4c5b7e1118333b4fc8a53e1ffeb06c&

[amber marsh]

LMAOOOO

[river zealot]

@oblique spire

[sage otter]

Hey guys i want to wish you all happy new year. Discord is full of copypasted holiday messages, that people don't even read and just forward to other servers. I don't like that. I like to write what i deeply wish and what comes from my heart. Our friendships, from the most deep ones to the most virtual ones are very important and will never be represented by a simple message copied from elsewhere. This being said I would like to thank all of you. You are the best basketball team i've ever played with.

[brave flax]

Hey guys i want to wish you all happy new year. Discord is full of copypasted holiday messages, that people don't even read and just forward to other servers. I don't like that. I like to write what i deeply wish and what comes from my heart. Our friendships, from the most deep ones to the most virtual ones are very important and will never be represented by a simple message copied from elsewhere. This being said I would like to thank all of you. You are the best basketball team i've ever played with.

[uncut obsidian]

btw the mc server is open

@inland jackal @mystic bluff they sent a mercenary squad after me

[sage otter]

I know I just haven't been in the mood to play, done some cleaning and now i'm cooking before going to sleep

[uncut obsidian]

6 players online rn

[sage otter]

I'll hop on tommorow prob

[uncut obsidian]

turned out to be more popular than expected

people outside of brainfart joined in

[sage otter]

Give it a few weeks there'll be 3 online

[uncut obsidian]

dog wit da butta
butta on da dawg

[sage otter]

Why he sitting like that

Wiping his ass on the stone

[mystic bluff]

deserved

[deep topaz]

diabolical hemorrhoids

[sage otter]

Damn 1.20 content goes crazy

[open turret]

is it bigger than Mega Waaaat

[uncut obsidian]

@inland jackal @mystic bluff

[pastel quartz]

I just am happy to see an immersive sim getting spotlight, a good one at that.

How have you guys made so much progress on the server already though, im going to be left in the dust by the time im home

[uncut obsidian]

"so much progress"

[sage otter]

"So I did a lil mining off camera guys"

[uncut obsidian]

people are just building their first buildings

i was just mining for 5 hours

and then lost it all at some point

40 diamonds

[sage otter]

Ah just a lucky loot then

[uncut obsidian]

and then put speedrun music on and got it back in 40 minutes

[pastel quartz]

Luckily i dont go for diamonds right away and just make a cozy house anyways

Maybe i will make a quaint little village

But someone would probably burn that down

[livid pond]

cant tell if youre trolling or not 😭

[sage otter]

The brainfarter urge to place a lava source 1 block behind madi during a mining session

(for lighting)

[placid sail]

are there any mods on your server

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/861411839228641290.gif?size=48&name=4215pufferfish&quality=lossless

tell me the fish

@mystic bluff

[pastel quartz]

What are the rules for the server? Just dont be a cunt and try and be mature about things?

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/887511437046599690.webp?size=48&name=fishboi&quality=lossless

pls fish

[sage otter]

p much the same as this channel

[inland jackal]

second part is impossible

[pastel quartz]

Aight, good to know

[uncut obsidian]

@inland jackal lukatit

[mystic bluff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/805863292479602728/1060752701480239124/caption-1.gif

[open turret]

@mystic bluff pls fish

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385835871120654336/1191819043724873930/IMG_9974.png?ex=65a6d2fa&is=65945dfa&hm=aa9ce051330f5734b6808207655ea6e6295ac0354e9487ed6b0bb8f40755b578&

[sage otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/618625906054922264/1191176606786535504/image.png?ex=65a47caa&is=659207aa&hm=c0f116b76d92a4bc2e59d6178ffc290ebbf6ea3ae9a4e727fa8d072179d1ce0e&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=716&height=229

[mystic bluff]

fish

[open turret]

@mystic bluff at least gib me this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550519416421613579/1191684918510633032/Screenshot_2024-01-02-15-39-50-513_com.instagram.android-edit.jpg?ex=65a65611&is=6593e111&hm=278e6a464c62bf69f4237a3382b20958a0e31dcb696c45ec2d3287b71781a4f1&

[placid sail]

kill madi at your earliest convenience

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/905909387120484404/1191114230259273841/SPOILER_lv_0_20231231190105.mp4?ex=65a44292&is=6591cd92&hm=7c1ee7b3d43254582555b650c5fab781f71c744a6a081d1b673f5bc3c824f399&

[placid sail]

refusing to kill madi results in a kick first time, and it's a ban the second time

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-atsume-get-real-meow-cat-cats-gif-26574405

https://tenor.com/view/cat-neko-atsume-atsume-gif-6384618149056188212

[sage otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/300006770045353995/1191402024693141624/What-if-300-adult-midgets-1703796420343.jpg?ex=65a54e99&is=6592d999&hm=07ab5213bd0de0fee4d9d6ead78eb9a1ed07fde06189a6fdc4681d996d693a7b&=&format=webp&width=481&height=670

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/406167308655132672/1191793816269766827/c.MP4?ex=65a6bb7c&is=6594467c&hm=721e94c943c95f23184c71ae19a382759a8044a3ed24fa9a26a688202bee14c3&

[pastel quartz]

Is their username just madi?

[uncut obsidian]

insane luck

[uncut obsidian]

m... madick...

[pastel quartz]

Also bet, i love killing random people even if they haven't inconvenienced me

[sage otter]

Damn all that effort just for me to open your chest and run away with them

I appreciate it

[mystic bluff]

soft

[placid sail]

no clue, just kill anyone who will introduce themselves with a pronoun, can't miss it

[uncut obsidian]

(i don't have a chest)
||i am the chest||

[sage otter]

||(tits)||

[mystic bluff]

woah there bucko..

[uncut obsidian]

no
i keep all my stuff on me

[mystic bluff]

^ this noob doesnt like bases

[pastel quartz]

Sounds easy enough

[mystic bluff]

(the arrow doesnt point to my name)

[dreamy flax]

No horny for you Dina

[open turret]

|| https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/777024459130273793.gif?size=48&name=peepoLeaveInTits&quality=lossless ||

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/937114225699090504.webp?size=48&name=Waaaah&quality=lossless

not my embed

[narrow lotus]

so what is this

you guys have a server?

[placid sail]

femboy royale

no romanians allowed

[uncut obsidian]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[dreamy flax]

No horny for you Dina

[open turret]

i need it 😭

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-me-adrian-boseman-the-good-fight-look-its-me-i-cant-relate-gif-21896793

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/905909387120484404/1190854344539643944/BAAE89DC-5231-45AB-8F11-C437A8ABDB49.jpg?ex=65a35088&is=6590db88&hm=7710e119d0db7ed0bd9b8eaff414c7270faf67e57562872e3f3024300646ada0&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/905909387120484404/1190854344879374336/A3845720-BAB2-4999-8CFF-996458906D39.jpg?ex=65a35088&is=6590db88&hm=ffbd1a90ada9a8ebb86312965dfd3e599a5c95045976b93931bc70b64e5bcfe6&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/905909387120484404/1190853533877157918/A41C712F-B044-4CC2-8E2C-021BCDBBA555.jpg?ex=65a34fc7&is=6590dac7&hm=c5e0a95f92664fe3497c56a53183461c0cf79a8a3261fcfd43ff421567d6f6c4&

[deep topaz]

https://youtu.be/qmnjOm4PUiU?si=_EBXD64zIGu8l6J3

[uncut obsidian]

classic

[placid sail]

a horrifying glimpse into the mind of skynet

[digital quartz]

🤔

[thorny talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/805863292479602728/1060752701480239124/caption-1.gif

[heady crow]

what 😭

[sage otter]

Trying to be sneaky and do a quick cache run in Limansk
Monolith 300meters away from me :

[placid sail]

oh, right

so there are mods

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/568490575339323402/1080234645683195995/F418781B-5881-4CDD-837F-92ED20A647E4.gif

[deep topaz]

me trying to clear the machine yard for clear sky when I get shot 10 times by a PKM with 800 RPM

[narrow lotus]

why do u have to go full retard

[sage otter]

Started a new save recently, these mfs had 2 suppressed ak 103s and 1 RPK

[open turret]

im eepy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/856279815321419777.webp?size=48&name=sosleepy&quality=lossless

[thorny talon]

3rd image thinks he's pyro tf2

[heavy peak]

More like banned at this point, jfc

[pastel quartz]

If you guys had to be in the zone for a year what faction would you join?

[narrow lotus]

Mercs

[heady crow]

id kill myself

[thorny talon]

i would kill myself

get in a car and drive into the nearest springboard

[sage otter]

Ecologists

[pastel quartz]

I know what kind of person you are

[deep topaz]

last time i went through everyone but 3 had garbage. the last 3 had a RPK, AK-103, and a high level 5.45

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/630478223108735008.webp?size=48&name=ohno~1&quality=lossless

[deep topaz]

if I absolutely had to pick, I'd go with clear sky. I agree with them the most in terms of philosophy

[pastel quartz]

Tbh i would probably join duty and make a deal with barkeep to do tasks around rostok like keep the place clean and take inventory

[grizzled meadow]

Bro tell me you know the name of this stuff

[heady crow]

xavier renegade angel

[deep topaz]

Xaiver renegade angel

[pastel quartz]

I agree with them on the philosophy but being a cs member IN the swamp would suck, but maybe i would join them since they are buddies with a lot of different factions

[deep topaz]

adult swim 3 am crusty eye cartoon

I honestly don't mind the swamp much

just don't get in the water and you don't have a lot to worry about

[heady crow]

ok nvm i forgot what happens in that clip

[pastel quartz]

Xaiver renegade angel is peak adult swim

[heady crow]

swamp is used for farming 5 hours of quests and thats it

[deep topaz]

you could say the same thing about the Cordon and the zone that shall not be named

[pastel quartz]

If i take things slow and get immersed its great, but if im trying to run through for tasks or if i dont have a shotgun it sucks

[storm stream]

POV: you showed up to the girl's lunch table (you were not invited)

[deep topaz]

I don't start the game without a shotgun

even if its just a toz

is that bitch on the left holding a pickle

[placid sail]

am I a main character or some schmuck in such a scenario?

[pastel quartz]

Some random shmuck

[placid sail]

well fuck

military/ecology then, otherwise you simply don't survive deadly anomalies and even deadlier slavic market relationships for even a week

[deep topaz]

just be a loner and putz around cordon for a while

[pastel quartz]

Yeah the zone is rough, but the goal isn't to be successful, you get teleported out in a year. So you can just sit around

[storm stream]

[pastel quartz]

Cordon gets raided now and then iirc, i would rather be in rostok

[sage otter]

reminded me of that one

[placid sail]

loner in cordon gets fucked over by bandits, military AND he has zero chance of getting by in any meaningful way for a year

bad choice even if you're gonna sit in sydorovich's ass all that time

[deep topaz]

could be a merc and just sit on your ass in dead city

[pastel quartz]

I would rather be in cs swamps because thats atleast more of a base

[placid sail]

rostok means being pushed over by dooty who's gonna eventually send you on a patrol on which you'll get your ass mauled by a fucking pseudohotdog with a raspy slavic accent

[pastel quartz]

Yeah but the wildlife is harsh

[placid sail]

the only real chance you have of sitting it out quietly is with government boys

[pastel quartz]

You could go clear sky, then go to rostok and just to menial labor like cleaning shit and sorting stuff

[pastel quartz]

Tbh its probably safer to hide in an abandoned building in a city and be a hermit

[heavy swallow]

stop talking about stalker in here

[placid sail]

and it's either quietly sitting at cordon with military and being hazed around by senior soldier, but being alive, or sitting in a lab of eggheads and trying to be helpful in their research and sucking Sakharov's dick daily so god forbid he'll send you on a field trip

[sage otter]

«иди ка мне»
gets ankles chewed until death ensues

[uncut obsidian]

ка

ихний евонный

[lapis zinc]

Could just vibe in army warehouses with freedom

[pastel quartz]

Chilling in army warehouses is pretty chill, but the monoliths trying to break the barrier would be rough

[sage otter]

Yummy

[placid sail]

while I do enjoy french kisses, the whole swampsucker deal is turning off my libido entirely, so nuh uh, no swamps, plus it's very easy to get a random bullet from the billions of bandits that swarm it. it's like eventually dying at cordon, but you're also bored to tears and stuck in a fucking swamp with the most exciting stalker faction in the universe

[lapis zinc]

Could sit back with a rifle and pick them off

[pastel quartz]

Yeah your best bet is to become a good shot and get a sniper, maybe even a ghille suit, and just chill most the time and help during barrier defences

[placid sail]

my guy have you ever been to army warehouses

[uncut obsidian]

have you ever been to army warehouses

[pastel quartz]

Not that bad if you chill IN the compound

[placid sail]

how many players decimate the entire compound during their playthrough

[pastel quartz]

Most of the threat comes from going into bloodsucker village

[pastel quartz]

This is in the context of lore and not actual gameplay

In game you are 100% right

[placid sail]

in the context of game, you can sit around at pretty much any base, at the context of lore, let me remind you that the compound at the army warehouse used to belong to soldiers, bandits, red cross and spanish inquisition

that shit changes hands like a hot potato

[pastel quartz]

Fair point

[placid sail]

and a year in the zone is an awful long time

[placid sail]

there is a secret, fullproof way of surviving the zone for a whole year

but there's a catch

there is an obvious lack of wemen in there, if we disregard the heretical and dumb attempts of modders to add them into the game, lore wise there's none of them there

but the demand is still present

so

[sage otter]

That's what bloodsucker village is for

[pastel quartz]

Lore wise i doubt absolutely 0 are there, just very, very few

[placid sail]

if you were to, say, being not so adamant in your sexual preferences

and to woo a person of great influence and weird criminal preferences, like Sultan

bam bam

[pastel quartz]

I can imagine a stalker doing that though, money is tight there

[placid sail]

you're a prince's consort now

[sage otter]

The new psysuckers

[uncut obsidian]

y'all have to consider that there's like, no showers in the zone

[placid sail]

safe, secure life at the bandits' stronghold, all the riches Sultan can provide for his cutie pie

no need to ever step out of the base

[sage otter]

You can still make soap

[pastel quartz]

Yeah, but that may be just a gameplay thing and they didn't care to moddel them

[sage otter]

Nah no way there's just no running water in the zone

[placid sail]

if a criminal kingpin can make his cell in the prison in a luxurious appartment

[storm stream]

scientist bunkers

[placid sail]

surely Sultan can accomodate his needs, including showering, in the zone

it ain't cheap, but the criminal boss can afford it

[uncut obsidian]

lorewise, do the water pipelines still work?

[sage otter]

Don't think so

[placid sail]

water truck

you don't need much

[pastel quartz]

Ofc but people have been in the zone for years, it wouldn't make sense nobody has made a way to bathe

[uncut obsidian]

Isn't it impossible to drive vehicles in the zone

I've heard different information about that

[sage otter]

Just pee out all those redbull you chug to run faster

[pastel quartz]

Boil some water and take a sponge bath if nessicary

[sage otter]

They die before

[placid sail]

have you seen the first trailer of a first vanilla stalker game

[pastel quartz]

Not everyone 🤷‍♂️

[placid sail]

have you been to darkscape

have you seen grok

[sage otter]

They become legendary stinkers

[placid sail]

have you been to paris

[uncut obsidian]

i didn't know about the existence of internet back then

[placid sail]

begone, child

I exile thee

[uncut obsidian]

I exile thee

[placid sail]

so what, I only chat in brainfart anyway

nice moves, puny mod

[pastel quartz]

The main bases like army warehouses and rostok definitely has SOME form of bathing, the water may be cold and its definitely not something they do daily but its still there

[placid sail]

try mute next time

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[sage otter]

I don't think hippies care about showers, but fair points for other bases

[uncut obsidian]

realistically speaking, what is the usual life expectancy of a stalker in the zone

like from the moment he enters it

[placid sail]

there is even a chance the plumbing is still working, because it's the same infrastructure that services half the post-soviet territory, and ironically, with around the same level of maintenance (none)

[uncut obsidian]

can't be more than a year

[sage otter]

Somewhere between 2 weeks and 2 hours

[placid sail]

a stalker that survived a year in the zone is a solid veteran

[slender rock]

Root of the problems

[pastel quartz]

Most people probably get filtered pretty quickly, but for those who dont get filtered they probably live a few years

[placid sail]

your asshole needs trimming blur

[slender rock]

I guess

[uncut obsidian]

I'd say 2 years max

if very lucky

[placid sail]

imagine enjoying the rare working shower in the zone and a fruit punch suddenly forming somewhere at the length of the piping or right in the shower

[scenic field]

im sure once you make it a year or 2, youre probably experienced/lucky enough to survive 2 more

[placid sail]

"where's Ivan?"

"I dunno, but there's some weird goop in the shower"

"fuck"

[pastel quartz]

I mean people have stayed in war zones in the middle east fighting for years and many live, realistically people probably aren't as gunhoe as they are in gameplay, many may only go on expeditions every few days

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow @narrow lotus

[scenic field]

Some of those Duty guys have been there for a long time

[sage otter]

iirc between the first "stalkers" appeared and Strelok's raid on the CNPP with Fang & friends there is less than a year

Like the whole thing happens withing a single year

So if Strelok is a legend for surviving that long and pushing north I really don't think most people make it past 1 year

[scenic field]

oh

[placid sail]

you forget about DEADLY ANOMALIES, DANGEROUS MUTANTS

[scenic field]

lol

[inland jackal]

Hyello

[narrow lotus]

Me when life hits me but im at work sorrounded by actual humans so i have to not look schizophrenic

[inland jackal]

Iedy hop on server

[placid sail]

iedy hop on deez

[pastel quartz]

Tbh i doubt most anomaly deaths happen on their own, if you have an iq of more than 2 it should be easy to spot a glowing green puddle, but i understand dying to one in the heat of battle

[finite quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191628496540282890/1191661196147957811/v0f044gc0000cldodpnog65rkdcqdtdg.mov?ex=65a63ff9&is=6593caf9&hm=c2802afade767558fa3c4bca649cd65290661483f13cd484bb027b145c609de4&

[scenic field]

Do the Ukrainian military get rotated out, like a regular war, or are they just dumped off into the zone on their own?

[finite quest]

most normal fight

[inland jackal]

I think its the second thing

[sage otter]

I think i'm remembering dialogs from military that talk about their deployement ?

[placid sail]

if we're talking game wise, sure, just some funky-looking spot on a road that conveniently never invades the territory of any base, noticeable, evadable and so on

[pastel quartz]

It depends on the contract they signed, most the time they are in for a year ish

[inland jackal]

Thats why you plan everything in advance and choose a smart position

[placid sail]

lore-wise, some of the anomalous zone shit is much more vile and unpredictable like that, roadside picnic level of funny

[sage otter]

roadside picnic's anomalies are so brutal they aren't compatible with gameplay

[inland jackal]

Hi dina

[scenic field]

^

[inland jackal]

Thanks

[sage otter]

The nets, the slight touch in the garage etc

[inland jackal]

It makes the message more noticable to dina

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-hello-hello-there-hi-waving-gif-15692366

[finite quest]

time to player stalker cs

[inland jackal]

Stalker counter strike

[finite quest]

shut tha hail up!

[placid sail]

it's something that upsets me with the whole stalker modding situation and for which I have bleak hopes for stolker 2, though it's understandable why implementing that is a pain in the ass

but you know

[scenic field]

Does UNISG/SIN/Military have unique questlines? i never got far with them

[placid sail]

metro kinda pulled some of the stuff off

[finite quest]

the games?

epic.

[placid sail]

yes

[inland jackal]

In anomaly unisg needs you to like collect documents from mercs
Sin no
Military no

[finite quest]

i decided to buy all of them cuz theyre like a $6 bundle

[sage otter]

Vanilla Stolker 2 looks meh but I have high hopes knowing the modding community

[placid sail]

you don't need to go full ham with it, but the anomalies being something more than "that spot on the map hurts you" would have been very welcome

[inland jackal]

Stalker 2 being an open world is a game changer

[placid sail]

maybe just some visual effects happening in some precise places or after some certain anomalies

maybe some slight gameplay effects

[finite quest]

yay!

[pastel quartz]

Looks great to me, whats so bad about it?

[placid sail]

anything else but a fucking I hurt you whirly spot

[finite quest]

i sure do hope i can run it :D

[brave flax]

hes prolly talking about the later downgraded version of the trailer

[inland jackal]

Whirlgig is the best anomaly in zone

[sage otter]

I'm hyped for the story part but gameplay looks stiff as hell and it already has been downgraded from what we saw last year

[inland jackal]

Get insane momentum

[placid sail]

even vanilla teleporting anomalies were something

[inland jackal]

Space bubbles from cop?

[placid sail]

you ripped off lurkers from metro already. add some spooky ghosts of the past as well then

[sage otter]

Roadside Anomaly mod : just turns off all anomalies sounds and particle effects

[placid sail]

GIVE ME IMMERSION DAMMIT

[pastel quartz]

Graphics dont matter mfs when a games graphics differ slightly from a trailer that was made to look as good as possible

[placid sail]

that's not the most crucial part of it

[brave flax]

it looks stiff bc it was a mainly xbox trailer

[sage otter]

We'll see what we get in the end, it's def gonna be a upgrade just from UE5 alone

[placid sail]

it's the fact that it could do anything

[brave flax]

so it wasnt stiff at all actually

[pastel quartz]

And trailer gameplay always looks a bit stiff

[placid sail]

it could hurt you, it could heal you, it could give you 100 rubles, it could fuck your wife, it could give you cancer in 10 years

uncertainty, mystique, thrill, danger

[brave flax]

fr, what they trying to achieve is story telling with environmental details there

[sage otter]

All of those while being near invisible and if you bump into one you barely feel it

Like that mf garage spiderweb

[finite quest]

i might play gamma instead, new game with tha zombars

[pastel quartz]

Also stalker games have always had dated graphics, im just glad the atmosphere seems mostly faithful

[inland jackal]

In wild territory?

[brave flax]

same here

[inland jackal]

Just go around

[placid sail]

gamma looks like a fucking candy in comparison with vanilla series

[sage otter]

Nah in the first chapters of the book

[inland jackal]

Who reads books

[sage otter]

[brave flax]

plus, those guys were at literal fucking warzone and theyre still doing great

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/stunned-wow-omg-lego-batman-lego-batman-movie-gif-7647770

[magic tartan]

nooo

[pastel quartz]

Pretty sure one of the lead developers even died

[inland jackal]

I played that game

[magic tartan]

you can't fix her

[brave flax]

french-core?

[inland jackal]

Peggle

[slender rock]

Apparently turk-core

[brave flax]

yea i saw that

[sage otter]

|| couldn't wait 2mins for the eyes to adapt to the darkness, slightly touches a weird web with his back, no mark on the body and 0 symptoms, dies of a heart attack like 2 days later ||

[brave flax]

wine with that is a real downgrade tbh

[slender rock]

I donno

[placid sail]

zone is a bit more forgiving than that, but only a little

[brave flax]

same i never had one of those

dont really like turkish delights

[sage otter]

The anomalies are way too static in the game too

[placid sail]

roadside picnic's zone is literal "ant strolling in a nuclear reactor" kind of a deal

[slender rock]

Egirls are basically French aesthetics with emo and mental illness psycho energy

With either black colors or pastels

And my fucking toe hurts

[sage otter]

But I cba reloading just because 3 burners choose to spawn on the only path avaliable

[slender rock]

Don't ya love it when you get locked out of your own place

Ain't it swell

🐸👍

[brave flax]

when they are teens they are cringe ass e girls. then when they grow up they become wine + turkish delight in between biscuits

speaking of biscuits

ive been to france once and my bus driver gave me biscuits

[slender rock]

Not a fan of Turkish Delights

[brave flax]

never forget

[fluid coyote]

france isnt real

[finite quest]

i hate them.

[brave flax]

idk it seemed kinda real

[slender rock]

Rosewater gelatin like grangrans perfume

[brave flax]

ukraine core

[finite quest]

beiruit moment.

beirut

minor typo

[brave flax]

thats what im saying

gummies are better

[slender rock]

Rosewater in general just says 1930 Grangrans collection of old lady perfume

Idj

Idk*

[brave flax]

it tastes good at first but after like 2-3 more it disgusts me

[slender rock]

I tried man

[slender rock]

I can't do it

[placid sail]

there are two distinct types of turkish delight, tourist one and decent one

[brave flax]

beirut when one minor mistake at the harbor

[placid sail]

second one is, you won't believe it

is pretty decent

[slender rock]

Tourist delight is just fish in a can no(

Hate this touch screen

[placid sail]

we must kill blur

[slender rock]

Honestly do it

I'm tired of living here in this house

[finite quest]

true.

[slender rock]

🙃 so many issues

[ocean pulsar]

https://twittervx.com/BeratStuff/status/1742211743298761061?s=20

[placid sail]

we'll kill you by subjecting to cleaning after your flatmates for eternity

[slender rock]

Now roots in the sewage system

@placid sail no you dont

[placid sail]

already done

[slender rock]

That's punishment

[placid sail]

slash me laughs viciously

[brave flax]

bro why we killing blur what he do

[slender rock]

Fuck off

🥲😭😭

[sage otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/618625906054922264/1145001918167523369/dog.gif?ex=65a29e22&is=65902922&hm=542699608cdaad1c023c0ece533d70986b0ea908d8e5794b20a301fcc9c5fc9d&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/618625906054922264/1145001897674149918/dogburger.gif?ex=65a29e1d&is=6590291d&hm=7e58aa4bc4f14b2693183399f3f78504753c4b4772ac36c11072a51c057f3bfe&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/618625906054922264/1145001897674149918/dogburger.gif?ex=65a29e1d&is=6590291d&hm=7e58aa4bc4f14b2693183399f3f78504753c4b4772ac36c11072a51c057f3bfe&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1145002609724362752/ezgif.com-optimize2.gif

[brave flax]

not the doggo centipede

[slender rock]

Cheemsburmger

[sage otter]

börgir shiba

[brave flax]

anthony spade

[brave flax]

https://tenor.com/view/gullible-gif-23847583

[brave flax]

looking at the way he looks it was kinda cold to him

https://tenor.com/view/rei-ayanami-ayanami-rei-rebuild-of-evangelion-evangelion-gif-22725423

silly rei moment

moments before turning to fanta

[brave flax]

https://tenor.com/view/sirgetdown-didnt-know-you-were-chill-like-that-gif-26215463

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-pesci-what-the-fuck-wtf-wtf-is-that-what-the-fuck-is-this-gif-24937450

[slender rock]

Cancer is what it is

[sage otter]

I'm afraid to go to bed because last time I dreamt I was romanian

[vagrant zodiac]

yooo babe wake up new gianni vid just dropped!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNXtMbZW5LY

[brave flax]

at least u werent turkish

[solar obsidian]

steal something, then try sleeping. maybe it will cure the nightmares

[robust cove]

The romanov demon is speaking to us trough dreams

[sage otter]

I'll try but i'm afraid it would just cause more of these nightmares

[solar obsidian]

discord avatar and its voice

[magic tartan]

umm is this wAR footaGe ? 🤓

[tender karma]

Operation Locker my beloved

[fresh rose]

frog posting

https://vxtwitter.com/shitpost_2077/status/1742282112005541961?t=dll0SQN9OlnlNPBO5ZHexQ&s=19

[magic tartan]

emp named composer

[mystic bluff]

the composer

the composition

[toxic sundial]

New recoil is splendid

[toxic sundial]

They need to add finish skii shooting to tarkov to compliment the new snow

[pastel quartz]

holy crap thats ridiculously impressive

[toxic sundial]

Thanks

I try

[lost tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/varg-kick-power-explode-gif-15773801

zumzum man

[pale ingot]

goog googag... gagagagoog

i fell asleep a while before that

[marsh geode]

Can I put my shitposts in here?

[wild urchin]

This is where the degens go

So yes

[marsh geode]

Excellent. Is this permanent or no?

[grizzled meadow]

Temporary

[surreal thistle]

Damn they really exiled you to the shadow realm

[marsh geode]

It's where I belong tbh

Which would be worse to take a shit in? An Exoskeleton or a SEVA?

An exoskeleton is probably hell to take off, even worse to clean, especially in the conditions of the Zone. You'd need to probably replace a lot of it and there's very little running water. You'd definitely end up getting a rash and the sheer embarassment of cleaning out such a high tier piece of gear in the camp would be high, expecially since by the time you get an exoskeleton you'd have a lot of renown. Your ego would probably be shattered and you'd be the butt of the entire camp's jokes.

A SEVA however, I think would end up hotboxing you with your own fermenting shit and actually squish it against your skin, potentially making you marinate up to the neckline in fecal matter. You'd definitely get a rash and potentially sepsis if you got shot. I like to imagine that a SEVA would be easier to clean due to the materials it's made out of, and it'd be marginally less embarassing to clean the suit itself, but having your own poop caked onto your entire body would be a major mark of shame. It would also be quicker to take off as well.

[scenic field]

is SEVA a jumpsuit, or 2 pieces (pants and jacket)?

[marsh geode]

That's the question isn't it?

It's sorta similar to the "puking in a helmet" conundrum

[hasty dove]

just take the pants and underwear off before shitting, duh. Solves most problems

[marsh geode]

I don't see any flaps or zippers

Do you?

Not having it be a one piece would reduce its protective qualities

[pale ingot]

why would you shit inside the suit

what kind of freakish logic is this

[marsh geode]

Sometimes you get locked down in a firefight for hours or have some kind of issue

[pale ingot]

[marsh geode]

It was enough of a problem for medieval knights that they built in flaps

[scenic field]

the phrase "suck it up" originated with fighter pilots who threw up in their oxygen masks

[marsh geode]

Astronauts wear special undersuits

Basically full body diapers

[pale ingot]

no comment

[scenic field]

i best SEVA is easier to strip down to your knees to poop

[pale ingot]

im not gonna participate in the suit shitter conversation

[scenic field]

SEVA are like feety pajamas

[hasty dove]

I don't know why devs didn't add this and I don't care within this discussion. But IRL those suis would've had a way to take a dump because stuff is generally made with human needs in mind

also adult diapers exist for a reason

[marsh geode]

In Sci fi there are only 3 suits that I can think of that don't suffer from the puking conundrum

(Bodily waste is a bit easier to deal with, see Fallout and Halo)

Vanquish has the flip up mouth visor

Crysis's nanosuit alters your body

40k astartes are immune to nausea of all kinds

[ruby minnow]

america is the kind of place where you read the news crackhead goes on a rampage killing 20 gets shot by police 50 times still kills one more cop

[solar obsidian]

[hasty dove]

mainly because artists do not know how it's supposed to work imo

[marsh geode]

Even IRL its a challenge

[hasty dove]

believe it or not, but they do LOTS of things wrong in games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCyUFvTGa68

[finite quest]

onesies?

[pliant hamlet]

Slopper. What the fuck man

[scenic field]

onesies are for girls

real men wear feety pajamas

[swift scarab]

I return from the void that was 2023

Did anyone popular get banned yet

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/lebowski-what-did-i-see-wtf-blinking-gif-15272732

[heavy peak]

@solar obsidian

[finite quest]

what the fuck are feety

????

same thin

g

literally

LOOL

[finite quest]

is that a ginger

kill that creatuer

now!

1984 Vote.

[pastel quartz]

sheesh mods really can make this game look pretty

[solar obsidian]

p!poll Which would be worse to take a shit in? (Credit: LordPeriah), Exoskeleton, SEVA

[foggy mantle]

You are missing the utility.poll permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.

[solar obsidian]

fuck you 🖕

NO FUN ALLOWED, GUYS!

[pastel quartz]

seva, definitely, its probably air tight so it would be like a filthy sauna

anyone actually playing on the mc server rn?

[placid sail]

common helper L

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675071031680958564/1191886975704252446/v10044g50000cm39binog65kohbe9bv0.mov?ex=65a7123f&is=65949d3f&hm=32af089f0bc6f2d6930bc20b3dd8af00a1432da41b32ae83b4185915c598b26b&

[placid sail]

untold suffering

[solar obsidian]

go to sleep

[placid sail]

no

[finite quest]

just watched my homie duke die in exodus

[tranquil basalt]

I wonder who’s fault that is

[swift scarab]

Skill issue, no achievement for you

[heavy peak]

Good ending lost
Reduced to atoms

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796556298446569532/1191805226471137392/fcb4029105d4818946bbd8884cd6d9cb00038dc8590aae15686b1767cea052ad_1.jpg.jpg?ex=65a6c61c&is=6594511c&hm=8a26b9eae59cabeb9824542686f4fb964cd22f088cf2af02ad0cb525c3fe038c&

[pale ingot]

i'd tap

[finite quest]

its ok

[lament vapor]

https://fixvx.com/CerberusSenn/status/1742033804867338529?s=20

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675071031680958564/1191899881627979836/rbyw68ift6m51.png?ex=65a71e44&is=6594a944&hm=0e1b717965b43ac49b8a8ac3810efa26bbe9bc4903eed974a2f41c6453da47b3&

[undone wave]

The last thing a minority sees before being varg'd to death

[magic tartan]

this video is my favorite in here

[round fox]

https://youtu.be/1Onr4z2fdDM if you haven't seen this yet you're missing out a modern classic

[pale ingot]

i know that red dead online is dogshit and ive heard no good things about it contrary to the story mode of rdr2 which is heat beyond belief

but i still wanna try it

ive even heard how getting money works in it and its insanely ass

yet my dumb ass still got a part of my brain telling me to play it

which i will, after i finish the main story of red dead

and then decide how ass it really is

[slender rock]

Danny is fucking tall

[round fox]

its fun for about a week

the biggest issue is the lack of content

but i really enjoyed playing what was there with my friend

[round fox]

i can help you out if you do play it and want advice on how to make money, send me a dm later if you want

[pale ingot]

ive heard that how moneymaking works is based on how long you spend on one mission

which is doodoo shitass

[pale ingot]

reminds me of gta online

i always play it like once every 2-3 months for a week and then stop playing again

[round fox]

oh yeah

[pale ingot]

i feel red dead online will be worse than gta online just because of the money making

[round fox]

i played the new update for a couple days but i gave up when i realized it was just a reskinned auto shop, which was a reskin of the vehicle export missions from like 2016. i like the game but after 10 years theres just no reason anymore to grind, and nothing new to see.

[pale ingot]

whatever though

[round fox]

hunting is where its at

go for trader role first and get the hunting wagon, you can then store animals in it that you hunt and bring them back to camp to make product, and after a while you get a big sale where you bring a wagon across the map for like 500$ each time

[finite quest]

on tha caspian level

[finite quest]

it is

bc rockstar doesnt touch it

no updates

[slender rock]

just like most of this discord, touch starved and lonely. (yes I know shut up just roll with the fucking joke, you know who you are.)

[sterile dome]

better MC?

[swift scarab]

I enjoyed RDO as something to pass the time, just treat it like how you’d treat gta online

[swift scarab]

Also gta works the exact same way to an extent, so

[strange harbor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1133060122311151628/1191753720145387650/Free.mp4?ex=65a69624&is=65942124&hm=51ed24e4df98b9908bb9831f335e5be7010ea709b24130acf709e2cbce79d1f1&

[pale ingot]

just doing heists:

[swift scarab]

[pale ingot]

like gta is atleast very free to play friendly when it comes to money grinding

you have a fucking plethora of passive businesses that run while you're doing other things, and heists, mainly cayo perico, which you can setup and run really fucking fast

[pastel quartz]

nope, its entirely handpicked client side mods

[finite quest]

decided that im gonna scavenge for all the upgrades i can get in the caspian

[slender rock]

HEY

blur.jar

give that back

😭

[pastel quartz]

hah lol, it just gives like a depth of field effect in inventory and all

[slender rock]

I know

[fallow trellis]

thats asking alot

[swift scarab]

Nah m8 gotta lower those expectations

[slender rock]

Potential Survival is lowest you can go

Shelter, Water, Food.

[sterile dome]

sick

[pastel quartz]

also those shaders are not only by far the best looking i have ever seen, they are also very, very well optimized

I hit 144+ fps with all the mods and shaders at pretty high settings

[toxic sundial]

[slender rock]

Fucking soaked

Hhh

[fluid heron]

fuck nah

they got ai ranking games now

[glad carbon]

[lament vapor]

https://youtu.be/aRsOBFhNjVM?si=wNR6aLYjmuvIP4a0

[fluid heron]

squad is pissing me off so bad

[pastel quartz]

actually wild man

and they had games like yomi hustle and shadows of doubt up there

[uncut obsidian]

how many

[uncut obsidian]

also what shader

[slender rock]

sqaud is shit

used to be okay

[fluid heron]

ok

[slender rock]

now you're jello arms

[fluid heron]

ok

[slender rock]

Reee

[fluid heron]

ok

[slender rock]

ok

[slender rock]

oh no

[pastel quartz]

@uncut obsidian

those are screencaps of all the stuff, if you have any questions feel free to ask

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Bwag25h87m8

[pastel quartz]

its pretty lightweight but for more performance i recommend turning down volumetric fog/cloud resolution and shadow resolution

[uncut obsidian]

How many mods exactly though

[toxic sundial]

I've been drinking nothing but white Russians for 3 days

:3

[civic panther]

Shadows of Doubt and Your Only Move is Hustle being the most original games to come out in recent times

Starfield and Bethesda bribery:

[pastel quartz]

like 25, but a lot aren't super necessary like the one that adds blur in the backround in menus

[pastel quartz]

yeah, actually robbed lmao. shadows of doubt are absolutely deserving of that title and not a game that somehow feels even more dated than fallout 4 in some ways

[fluid heron]

elite dangerous with the shitty ass expansion did it first

[civic panther]

true, i voted shadows of doubt

[civic panther]

what the fuck even IS elite dangerous
i remember seeing videos about it in VR and thinking it was cool years ago

[fluid heron]

space economy game

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-i-think-i-might-be-alcoholic-gif-15261675

[uncut obsidian]

[The Medic throws the jar containing the white Russian onto the ground. Shattering glass can be heard.]

Where?! [He grabs the Soldier by his coat.] Where have you been drinking it?!

[fluid heron]

you can fight shit but considering the entire population of that game is 40 year old fathers with their setups they dont

[glad carbon]

Elite dangerous is ass

[toxic sundial]

What are you doing

What is that

[fluid heron]

brainfart exile opinion eradicated

[civic panther]

sounds neat i guess
i would probably love a game that is just mining space rocks and/or dragging asteroids to planets to sell

[fluid heron]

yeah but its ass

[toxic sundial]

We ran out of cream 😦

[fluid heron]

well you mine

so there you go

not even a good way at getting money either

[uncut obsidian]

have you never watched the Expiration Date

[civic panther]

cosmoteer is fucking awesome, but im to fucking scared to buy shit i aint gonna play or enjoy

[uncut obsidian]

Uncultured

[glad carbon]

Star citizen is marginally better

[fluid heron]

nah shits ass

[toxic sundial]

I watched expiration date before you were born

[glad carbon]

Ass > ass

[fluid heron]

there are no good space games

[glad carbon]

Real

[fluid heron]

every game where you actively explore space are boring as shit

[civic panther]

cosmoteer is neat

[fluid heron]

who wouldve thunk that basing your game in the emptiest part of out universe would be fucking lame?

[civic panther]

less exploration, more ship combat orientated tho

[civic panther]

cool

[fluid heron]

cosmoteer looks like a starsector knock off

just get star sector

[pastel quartz]

it could potentionally be really really good if they put a ton of effort into planets but that would take far too much effort tbh

[fluid heron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acqpulP1hLo&t=959s

[pastel quartz]

so it's way easier to just fuck it up

[civic panther]

i remember watching bedbananas star citizen videos thinking the shit was awesome, but having to stop myself afterwards because i knew if i got it it would NOT be the same thing

[uncut obsidian]

i have 129 :3

[civic panther]

you get to build your own ship in cosmoteer though
(idk anything about starsector tbh, so if you can do the same in that, cool)

[fluid heron]

you can

ish

[civic panther]

oh
awesome

[toxic sundial]

I haven't talked to you much in a minute, how's your new years going?

[civic panther]

i remember when rising storm 2 vietnam became fucking unplayable because of the epic crossover

god what a shitshow

[uncut obsidian]

@pastel quartz

[civic panther]

and now insurgency sandstorm devs literally fading away, with an automatic bot doing holiday and weekend xp shit

[uncut obsidian]

some of them are libraries, some of them are perfomance mods, some of them are minor visual bug fixes

[forest quail]

In starsector you can only build a preset ship from a blueprint you find and then outfit with weapons and modules into slots

[civic panther]

beyond the wire to : (

[civic panther]

oooh, i see
in cosmoteer you build every part of your ship, managing power production, ammunition production, and other shit

[forest quail]

Cosmoteer allows you magnitudes more customisation up to and including crew paths

[toxic sundial]

Wow, ignored. Cannot believe it

[civic panther]

number of crew members, how far they have to walk to get ammo/energy to shit

i actually really like squad after the ICO

[marsh geode]

Hmm, cosmoteer.. cosmere?

[forest quail]

There should still be many free versions of cosmoteer floating about the internet from when it wasn't on steam

[marsh geode]

Vin, you named after a mistborn character?

[forest quail]

Nah, coincidence, maybe will read in the future

[uncut obsidian]

@pastel quartz resource packs and shaders (i have a lot of shaders installed but use only one, ComplementaryUnbound, imo the best shaders out there)

[fluid heron]

jesus

[civic panther]

possibly, but they definitaly wouldn't feature cosmoteers full progression system and shit, it'd play like the half sword demo does rn

good and interesting for a bit, but not MUCH replayability

after getting the premise, thats about it

though this is coming from someone who plays H3VR

[forest quail]

I wonder how many mods bothered to patch themselves into the steam workshop

[uncut obsidian]

this is my average cave experience

[forest quail]

Speaking of cosmoteer there's another near game like that called Reassembly, older and more simplistic

Still fun if you enjoy cosmoteer

[civic panther]

anybody remember that one minecraft tutorial world for the xbox 360 where you spawned in a fenced in forest with a half built wooden house next to you?

[lost epoch]

Last mission in CoP be like

[civic panther]

does this represent the amount of monolith or the chaos of trying to get all of your friends to live

[lost epoch]

Yes

[civic panther]

i remember somehow getting everybody to live through both jupiter underground and the run for the helicopter on my first playthrough without reloading to bring them back
could never fucking do it again tho'

[lost epoch]

Somehow the monolith guy was always getting one shot by a god damn snork

He lost his insanity powers or something

[civic panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1171488460142555207/The_Boobs_eek.mp4?ex=656f51a6&is=655cdca6&hm=364412b2695970a1324b20548239b03722dd827e6f782a418aa6b281ad59a445&

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-with-no-legs-scared-cat-cat-gun-escape-cat-cat-with-wobbly-legs-gif-25278887

[pliant hearth]

Bro what I would give for world of horror style mysteries set in the zone

[civic panther]

getting killed by snorks of all things is basically impossibly unless your stuck in a VERY enclosed space

[lost epoch]

He was using a SEVA suit though, so no physical protection

[civic panther]

lmao just

[lost epoch]

Well you tell him to use his keyboard

[civic panther]

just beat the snork with a keyboard

its not like snorks have any more physical protection then a fucking rookie jacket

running around in jeans and a wife beater

[heavy swallow]

@marsh geode

[marsh geode]

Hell yeah

I shall wear this as a badge of honor

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/sidorovich-gif-20097310

[marsh geode]

I like to think I entertained people on my way here

[pliant hearth]

Long before time had a name…

[finite quest]

made a great chunk of progress on exodus

[marsh geode]

Do you think Artyom has a fat cock?

[finite quest]

shut the hell u

p

anyways

got upgrades

just gotta get fuel for the aurora

[marsh geode]

It functions as an antenna for the Dark Ones

[finite quest]

saw a video of exodus featuring giant blind gorillas, so thatll be fun.

[marsh geode]

They have smol pp

[finite quest]

cool

[deep topaz]

metro exodus is awesome

mainstream stalker

[pastel quartz]

God damn, i could get more but im trying to only do client side stuff so i can play on survival mc servers with my friends.

[uncut obsidian]

yeah
i have 129 client side mods

[deep topaz]

how about i whip you with a cat of nine tails instead

[marsh geode]

Hey, you're a mod. Is what I did to get here at least funny to you?

[uncut obsidian]

no idea, i wasn't there

[pastel quartz]

Oh god DAMN. What version is it? Mine was 1.20.1 fabric, would've used quilt for this one mod but i couldn't get it to work

[marsh geode]

sadge

[uncut obsidian]

1.20.1 fabric

[pastel quartz]

I used to be exiled for a short bit because i was simply simping for our lord sidorovitch in #╓☢stalker-chat . 1984

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029283278575906816/1149563408132345886/ezgif.com-gif-maker_1.gif

[marsh geode]

I think the mod who put me here was insecure in how I was awakening something in him

[deep topaz]

mods doing something that doesn't directly violate the rules? why i never

[uncut obsidian]

here's all of them with the descriptions btw

and this is a Mod Menu mod

[glad carbon]

@weak jackal any new stuff about ur wonderlands playthru?

use the boss respawner yet?

[toxic sundial]

Holy shit x39 PS is prapor lvl3 AND quest locked

[glad carbon]

yep

[weak jackal]

I've seen 'em around

[toxic sundial]

Shit was level 1 for 79 rubles last year wtf inflation

[glad carbon]

look at 54r @toxic sundial

[weak jackal]

i also noticed the double jump, bonus slide speed and air-dash

but i miss the ground slam

i keep seing things i wanna ground slam

[glad carbon]

lps isn't even for sale i dont think

[weak jackal]

but its now air-dash

[toxic sundial]

What happened to it

[glad carbon]

dang

[glad carbon]

r fmj is the best you'll get until level 4 prapor

or 3

idk

[toxic sundial]

I mean I've wanted them to make ap ammo less available for YEARS but

[deep topaz]

I'd rather people have weaker ammo at least at start of wipe

[toxic sundial]

X39 PS at lvl3 is crazy