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chase women at night, they love it
is that uncle jr ?
i thoguht it was a out of touch post
Touristβs delight
Is this a Stalker lore reference? 
brainfart
I am prepping for an arma vietnam event
check out this silly gunship decal

i have awakened
i dont like how i recognize your pfp off reddit
I only like her cuz shes really hyper cute
I know what stuff this is made from
ok
So how are you?
porn?
Yeah
Honestly sometimes find it weird how people always think about that everytime
But i can't change it so I'll leave it at that :v
i know that censored one is the n word
Australians have a fucking weather named "Willy Willy" bro these guys are not real

has Falco died in a car crash?
no i am not
And i thought whole discord died a while ago.
Oh well aslong as it doesn't appear in the news I'm ok with it

i was fucked to death in a gey brothel
Why do i feel like that's not gonna go well? 
Did you really look that cute? Wow
Kinda sad too that you had this fate
Rest in peace syno
bursa moment 
real
i don't think it will ever finish 
group masturbation in 15 minutes
whats today's sauce ?
Unless i make an improvized chemical compound mine...
But we don't talk about that
overwatch
just wait a moment if we jack the guy he might legalize it.
still better than the game
No need. That's my plan already
double trouble?
I'm a free soul. And i don't care. Jesus.
bomb?
Done
YIPPEEEE
I didnβt say that
π€¨
what did they mean by imagine
idk
I imagine that the snake can eat an egg anyway
u got nothing on me
she will be able to swallow different kind of eggs now
I know whatβs on your hard drive
You wanna have a bad time?
:3 did i stutter
Ok. When will i come back?
Ketee :>
fiends
So you, sir, love geology?
Power Word: Cum
i saw someone make a joke my first ankle monitor
and the toy company they made a parody logo of got pissed
i love this country
hes so real for that!
up late at night joirnking my penids
who up willying their wonka rn
who up wonkaing thay willy
so true
the govt when I try to include pitted plums in trailmix with a hydration ratio of greater than 25%
i wonder who bit the bullet and found this out
i hope that if I'm dying from some horrible terminal disease I can do weird science shit that would normally kill me
GSDs are known for their extreme intellect
I just wanna be held
idc if its at gun point
touch starved hours
THE CAT MEME I NEED IT DOES ANYONE HAVE IT
Nah nah the one that has the song in the background
youtube
just look up chipi chipi and it'll be there
Cool alright you dont have the vid meme then thank you god
Thank you come again
use Video DownloadHelper
Whatever man yeah ill do that then
LITERALLY CONVERT A VIDEO FROM YOUTUBE
ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE
you do NOT need a PHD
in computer science
I promise u

man this is the most reactions ive ever gotten
mom im famous
i was gonna post this yesterday
P!alex
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p!mods
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what was it
I've had it for a while
My only worthwhile contribution to this server
?
@oak fox (jonathan9138) has been muted for 14 days for reason: all your infractions happened due to nwords in videos. You should really listen to what you post BEFORE posting it -14d
thats just porn
@narrow lotus
its as far from tasteful as anything that isnt just directly porn can be
Ho-ly shit thank you
Whiskey and ginger ale is quite tasteful
big kitty
average orange cat activities
bro is a fraud
crunchycat luna ?
alpha male behavior
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good night crystal meth
my favorite part of RoN is blowing someone's head clean off with a 12 gauge yet the bots tie their hands up like they're gonna do anything
blow his arm off next time so they wouldnt
sometimes I'm lucky enough to remove all 3 with one shot
Extra small
In like girth or length
There's a difference
Girth and small = Chode. Long and thin = needledic
Both short and thin = god hates your entire family
3rd one you have to use a turkey baster
Neato killed the chat 
No fun allowed in chat @deep topaz
apparently
mr breast give me money
Imagine if he fooled us all and now we have to find out as well
that is a possibility
maybe gamma mods ain't so bad
gamma mods don't give moderator jokes when asked
cozy

Rest in peace Scott Cawthon you will be missed πβ₯οΈ
how to get posters
change maid_poster_vertical.dds in hideout furniture expansion
freakin sweet
Who?
Okay
me when I move my arm slightly too fast
merry chrm
thank u oomfie
omg thank you for the cat cake oomfie
Song: Why Not by Ghostface Playa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh5jEQraXaw
The parrot ate Bruce!
@narrow lotus this u?
genshin brainrot
okay maybe tabbing into brainfart today was a bad idea
CREEPYPASTA STORY AuthorβΊ Immutatus
Creepypastas are the scary stories and campfire tales of the internet. Horror stories spread through Reddit r/nosleep, forums and blogs. Whether you believe these scary stories to be true or not is up to you.
βΆLong Creepypasta Narration Playlist https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwbXx8dBCeWHSFc7QRHAr9qG...
this you aint it
i aint he
Is it ever a bad idea?
its never a good idea eithr
γQRT of Pictures and videos of guns (@Picofguns):γ
'https://t.co/GWh6sme05z'
π 248 π 32
Lmfao
Thank you @pastel quartz
Ur funny
I'd kill to have a clone of myself with my own memories that I could talk to
@weak jackal most supple and bad lesbians to you
god i hope so
the dream
so that didnt work
I can't wait to wake up in 7 hours at 4 in the morning so I can be at the carpool at 5 so we can drive until 7 and work for 4 hours until 12 so then we can drive back and arrive at 1400 so then I can be home at 1445
But at least I'll get paid for 3.5 hours of travel that I'm not using gas for
Use more swearwords
We have polish people in here ffs
That's what they are for
At least I'll get 3 days off after this one

Nice.
Girls arnt real that account is ai
what if the people at Jupiter factory were secretly working on big-titted elf girls? 
They better do it faster
Can't argue with that
Rawr xD
This is the first thing comes to my mind when I saw the new update, so I made this within 5 days. Hope you guys enjoy!
music: Doom Eternal OST - The Only Thing they Fear is You (Mick Gordon)
#lethalcompany #animation
She meowed at me because I stopped stroking her
store that pussy
Mao
She eeping rn
Pretty cute considering she was abused as a kitten and used to be very anti disciple
Social
Now she just jumps up at me meows for food and doesnβt leave anyone alone
I just left a fart that literally shifted into 3rd gear by the time I was done with it
It smells of death in here
The trackdog
@weak jackal happie birthday oomfie
Warning; serious cringe and 
DV = Comedy?
also I witnessed a fucking shitshow at the store today
I guess a grandfather barating a 12 year or 13 yearold for being polite not wanting to push her way through the line at the store.
basically pushing past me, she refused to do it... and she got yelled at for being considerate
\idk
soytards = comedy
Grandpa has no tme fr zoomlords
I love phoneposting
he warned ya
he reacted a little crazy tho ngl
dont switches have memory cards on them
and his progress is saved to a cloud
Idk
Maybe
If anything like the ds the game cart is the memory
So
It's sprinkling out here
i will kill you
Bird got shot 23 times for refusing to comply with police
healing in gamma be like
Yadulin my beloved
folded a school shooter like an omelette
Folded like a keltec mayhaps?
Got the fan service tattoo
same
prefer the half-machine one though
man, you got the wrist band for the club? absolute legend
ass up, he's ready to be taken
Little Nicky (2000) - Hitler gets a pineapple up his arse!
I do not own any part of this movie. All rights to Steven Brill, Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Avery Pix, Happy Madison Productions, and New Line Cinema.
Took a few tries with the AI team but I did it.
i fucking hate that club
fucking hate the guy we have to arrest
really hard to identify him from the other terrorists
one time, i accidentally domed his ass with the SA-58 
let me know when you wanna run a team I guess?
idk
buttonhook them bitches I guess?
ik
Being able to lead the AI team is an art form.
ides of march, sins of our father, and neon tomb are the ones that's gonna be the death of me
sinuous trail is ass but i got the S
the map design is what fucks me over in that map
I've been trying to get the hawaiian shirt for a week now
bolton security don't fuck around
just equip everyone with pepperballs, gas grenades, and gas masks and just turn the whole mansion into a small german summer camp
I hope you all Like Guns!
Follow Me On FaceBook: https://facebook.com/therealsquishy
i fucking hate that mansion though, what's with rich people and stupidly confusing house layouts
That's what I've been doing, but I'm also popping wedges everywhere. I'm stuck on the first floor, since the AI can shoot through the curtains, but pepperballs can't penetrate.
i fucking hate the AI
getting sniped by SMG McFuckface through a wall is ass
idfk how their 9mm guns can penetrate the walls that well
well the walls in the US are pretty much just thin sheetrock
drywall whatever the fuck it is called
like paper and fucking plaster
well this is Valley of the Dolls, the mansion is clearly built to be sturdy
i'd understand if it was meth house, but it's not
unless RoN lore is so grimdark that even all the buildings are made like tofu dregs
idk could be?
maybe
imagine getting choice paralysis during a home invasion
hmm
glock or da 1911 for today
raining outside rn
eh fuck it
playing more socom II
π¦
grass
feck
crashed
The AI on valley of the dolls use p90s. If 5.7 can pierce through armor, maybe it can penetrate through walls.
Fuck me dead
isnt this the femboy ranter
eugh, the deadzone on the ds3 is getting worse

no
im sorry :c
imma be real, even the nice houses in the US nowadays usually have drywall if they're new builds unless you're really rich
shit houses are worse.
Amos Voll, the pedo we arrest or kill is loaded
his home is definitely not an american tofu dreg project
and delicious
'cause like, i can put my fist through most housing drywall decently easy, 9mm would have zero issue going through two sheets of the stuff with insulation between and killing someone out the other side
that said
i dont recommend punching drywall
shit hurts.
this is the shit we deal with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF7_fg6ZBXc
what about eating it?
i did it 'cause i was goofing around during a renovation, btw.
drywall is actually mostly edible iirc in that none of the stuff in it will kill you outright.
its similar to tannerite in that its non-toxic, but you still shouldnt eat it 'cause its super not digestible and you'll fuck up your intestines probably
nah its paper, elmers glue and ground up rocks.
mmmmm
What metaphors/comparisons are used in your language in a situation when you cant find someone?
"He disappeared like [comparison]"
Here its
He disappeared like egg from a grave
whar
i have so many rimworld screenshots that can get me banned
funny war crime game my beloved
Took you a while to find this channel, shame it isn't as good anymore
I was browsing it semi-regularly before
Falco is based. he should have shot you dead by now
brainfart's golden age comes back when you die
EZ
ah thats slightly less based
falco should take you out and make you look at the rabbits
Nah that's gonna be iedy
I am simply so funny that the admin thinks it would be a shame if I got banned
I don't doubt it
you have prime brainrot humor
Alex's modus operandi in a nutshell:
You don't need to explain it, everything I've done in this server martial has already experienced first hand, I know that man
I've witnessed retardation in degrees you cannot imagine
yo isnt this assasin guy with cool ass shotgun
Isn't he the guy that uses a fire extinguisher to kill people?
Anton kills people with a bolt gun, something used to humanely kill cattle to be slaughtered
is that what he used to kill that guy in the car? i thought it was just a bottle of compressed air and he put a little metal ball in the hose
The one he got from the farmer/rancher? Thatβs the bolt gun. And yes, it uses compressed air.
ah so i was half right
(i have never watched the movie and watched that scene through a shitty sigma edit i found on youtube shorts)
(same, only knew of the movie because payday 2 references it)
babushka timelapse
Classic show
I miss over the garden wall
if you think about it
i dont think
I liked it, until my sis decided she is going to watch it constantly any time I'm back home
Autistic child
Also hello chat
Did I miss Sam's birthday?
@weak jackal happy birthday my favourite australian
Hii
these mfs can see through the cs gas
idk how that shit made into the full release
ik, it's fucking bullshit
i have to go handle this amount of AI fuckery all for some drip for me and my boys
waow
it still my b-day for 3 hours you just made it
hero
Congrats on being born
Hi alex
@weak jackal
astonishing quality of edit
can easily take it for being a real thing
@stone blade
I want kfc now
Kensbhi
Gl chief

Lol bmw 316 kupe za drift
We would spell it the same here
Right? @stone blade
Correct
these mfs straight up just camping the door, how tf do they even know im here
Ganya is actually short for ΠΠ°ΠΉ ΠΠ°Π½ΡΠΎ who is a character from a book
YIPEEE
the meth and riccin allows them to see through walls
Bay Ganyo (Bulgarian: ΠΠ°ΠΉ ΠΠ°Π½ΡΠΎ, pronounced [Λbaj ΛΙ‘aΙ²o]; also transliterated as Bai Ganio or Baj Ganjo) is a fictional character created by the Bulgarian author Aleko Konstantinov (1863β1897). He is considered an exemplary image of an anti-hero: an uneducated, ignorant, egoistic and poor villager. Sometimes perceived as a stereotype of the uned...
Please read
Pepper playing with string
@solar obsidian reference
delight hiii
hello
i have summoned delight
Often its better to get a ladder for more fruits since most will take the low ones
Or shake the tree
Delight
Holy shit
Samantha. Hopefully you had some good cake? Or mby some cake too? π³
Is that delight man
i had great cake
i can post it here too if you want
it was custom made
sure
Hit it
how nice 
Agreed
only 3 candles tho?
Marbles
Losing my marbles
Mclosing my mcmarbles
Beat Credit ( @hocii808 ):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC-o028sjw8&list=PLYFOUmNpQexYqipAbbZ_vOvnpw6lmOt87
Summary: In this story, Braden and Joe, two ordinary individuals, encounter an alien who has crash-landed on Earth. Mistaking the extraterrestrial for a foreigner due to its unusual appearance and language, they soon realize its true...
why im addicted to listening to this
gake
@slender rock i may have actually become crazy
I am literally afraid to sleep rn
I am having symoblic nightmares
me eating the gender cake
What the actual fuck is happening
what did u smoke
down take weed from freedomers
I literallt saw like a fucking demon in my dreams
I found a meme I made
the industrial revolution and its consequences
Morning chat
H
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looks tasty π
i can't believe you're already 3. time flies so fast π₯²
also, happy late birthday
Happy third birthday
KΓ€se in german too
crosshair spotted
I'm a big girl now
i'm this many years old
Yes
Who Say happines can't be bought. 40kg of happines IS a good deal
that looks sketchy
i mean
its a fuckin glock switch
yeah
they ain't exactly legal for normal people 9 times outta 10
i don't see many gun except in games
happy birthday. what cake flavor
only people using these are ones with the aim of a stormtrooper
10 years in the north pole made you a fucking elf
BRING THAT GIFT KAZUMA
Cake
Only pride should be human pride
wΓ¦ΜΜΛΛ
gwey
why do these mfs need so many flags
Attention seeking behaviour
Marble cake
Good mix
work harder
i mean they already have π³οΈβπ , why do they need π§π¬ and ππΊ
I have no idea
greedy
because +
i think he nailed all of them

i studied electrical engineering in my HS and im fucking dying watching this dude
Just like in my country
i saw someone got thrown across the room bcs he accidentally touched the wrong part of the panel
@grizzled meadow
:flag_it: Italian (Italiano)
β¬οΈ
that sucks, but how do you put fruit on a savory dish? with ham too, what a shame

guess the flags
π 3258 π 249

the dream
world record for fastest 100% completion apology video
this is a cool speedrun video by jojas makes videos
horsegirl spotted
π₯΅
Luv that
real shit.
Also playing malk at first playthrough makes all the other clans just loser options
They are so unbelievably boring in comparison
schizo
Π»Π°Π΄Π½ΠΎ
https://vxtwitter.com/weirddalle/status/1741052183804596351?s=46&t=bLyR1AOz1oM4RLMQHkMTzA @winged chasm new BBQ tool
Guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"
π 13 π 1
@fierce jay @grizzled meadow
Ive seen that 
@jovial musk (jojophile_heisenberg) has been muted for 69 days for reason: classic toxic troll
vtm is gonna be 20 years old in this November so yeah y'all old bitches
(and it's never gonna have a proper continuation because the new bloodlines game got stuck in development hell)
30 fps gaming
if it tweaks i will likely refund until my pc is actually fucking good but i dont think it will
when I'm not doing a Tav run I just choose Wyll since their pairing makes the most sense canonically
Less goooooooo
@stone blade
forgot to show the background of how he can fit his mansion, cars and dogs
did I make a mistake buying sennheiser 450BT
Maybe?
Ssezentach is right
buy a sony headphone instead
my xm3 served me well for the last 4 years

baller pfp
I should put on my favorite nazi pfp for new year 
Fcuking bet
is there one for hickok45
Haven't seen one yet
close enough
p!magik 1132288383582998568
damn time to get to work then


male or female that is the question for me
I cant fucking be sure these days
uncropped has bigger boobs than the head
really?
Warframe has fuckign broke me
I swear
just uninstall? its easy 
It is like war thunder
you can try escpaing it
but it keeps calling back
muscle demon lady with the purest heart
!lockdown
β Locked down πͺnew-year-s-shart
shut the FUCK up Usagi
Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Truth
β Unlocked πͺnew-year-s-shart.
1st
AUEWIUC
ONE GAME
btw im just noticing its 30th december and I can't hear nuclear bombardment outside
so sad romania banned firework spam
you have to silence me, cuz I speak truth

Romania : bans fireworks
Romanians : 
Adu ba pula petarda sa-ti arat aicia
HARDCORE
Kids : Use fireworks
Old neighbour from 3rd floor : Fuck your mother's mother dead relatives and the one that shat you out from her cunt
Ah , new years is close
maybe it's for the best I used to be afraid to walk outside at this hour
once me and my cousins burned a slug to a crisp using fireworks
mostly because I was a retarded kid trying to scare people with petarded back in the day so I know what I'm dealing with

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Best comment i saw at a random Instagram video
Kid prob spent more making this than his homework
thats fire
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ce doamna faina
they look evil and fucked up
eat them
#hitler #shorts #short #kitten #kitty #germany
Deutsche Kitty Cat
dam he shmoovin

why don't you hav your sexy pfp anymore hot man
Why not
bcs you are sexy man wtf do you mean why not
idk the cat is pretty cute

is it ok to lose our christmas hats now
fat fuck
dont bully him
just stating the truth
he's doing his best
maybe he should do bester
jan 1st usually
people celebrated for a while
this jolly business is serious
what is he yappin about
i love spreading misinformation
RAMMING SPEEEEEDDD
day 9 million of "getting a warning" and being stuck in here for no reason
whats the reason?
saying incest game bad
wait
no you mentioned the game at all = ban
because it's fucking disgusting don't even have to refer to it
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