#🎪bruh-fart

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fallow trellis
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played the ever living shit out of pd2 in middleschool

weak jackal
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😎

gilded blade
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100% agree with this. They should have learned a lot from Payday 2 but I still want then to fix 3

uncut obsidian
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Check channel description

weak jackal
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oh quick post memes

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the mods are looking

heavy peak
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Because payday 2 is like tf2
Memes is what make those 2 games relevant

fallow trellis
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i saw pd3 trailers knew it was gonna be a flop

weak jackal
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i only played tf2 in highschool

uncut obsidian
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do you wanna get muted with the rest

weak jackal
weak jackal
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ive posted it before and it was well recieved

fallow trellis
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ah 2k hours in warframe

weak jackal
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why are you bullying me on christmas

weak jackal
fallow trellis
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i see you also have the same brain disease as i do

weak jackal
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first game to make a warfillion dollars

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look at my drifter

fallow trellis
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that ur first warframe?

jagged robin
weak jackal
weak jackal
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first prime i got was frost when he came out

fallow trellis
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ah i remember now

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i stole ur hairstyle

weak jackal
weak jackal
fallow trellis
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our hairstyle

weak jackal
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me and my weird twin

fallow trellis
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2k hours you trade mostly?

weak jackal
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i am a master of the markets

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undercutting, planting seeds

weak jackal
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making plat

fallow trellis
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knew it

weak jackal
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I made like 400 with one riven once

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i felt like a god

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it was just autistic enough to get me invested

fallow trellis
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no sane person would spend the 2k hours just farming

gilded blade
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I haven't played Warframe since 2016

weak jackal
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warframe region chat is amazing

fallow trellis
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300 plat thru a tatsu riven

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it was the sevagoth update

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i want to say im autistic

weak jackal
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i sold one of those upgrading gun rivens

fallow trellis
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but i havent spent that much on a riven before

weak jackal
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i mostly spend annoying to farm for mods for like 20 plat

gilded blade
weak jackal
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rich dudes be like "yeah i could farm for it but... ehhhh 20 plat is faster"

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and i use that to my advantage, farm the specters that spawn on earth with the plant stuff you use

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get stuff like "brief respite" and sell for stacks

quaint ore
fallow trellis
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i go to the asian servers before since the chinese players dont talk that much

weak jackal
fallow trellis
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they just throw plat

weak jackal
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they're all polite in this market

weak jackal
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and organising a multiple hour steel path survival with optimal team comps is funny

quaint ore
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I just went "It was nice having bussiness with you."

weak jackal
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me with Khora just standing there pressing 4 occasionally

fallow trellis
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most intense khora gameplay

quaint ore
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Brother Playing excal on anything above level 50 becomes metal gear rising on hardest difficulty

fallow trellis
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waiting for gauss prime

quaint ore
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I dont have forma on my umbra excal clueless

fallow trellis
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same

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excal umbra

weak jackal
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I forma'd my yareli too much

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she's too strong

quaint ore
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The thighs

weak jackal
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i event got max ventkid rep just for her sidearm

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turns out, nobody does that

quaint ore
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I only have male warframes cause I cant focus with fem frames flaunting their ass all the time

fallow trellis
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i max vent kids because skateboards

weak jackal
weak jackal
quaint ore
fallow trellis
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i had the fastest time in all races in fortune for atleast 3 hours

quaint ore
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Fembun makes me horny

fallow trellis
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die

quaint ore
weak jackal
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i started playing warframe when i was 13

fallow trellis
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the economy tho is not as good as before

weak jackal
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i'm turning 24 in 3 days

fallow trellis
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16

weak jackal
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christ

quaint ore
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It is almost 4 AM and I am blasting fucked hardcore

weak jackal
gilded blade
quaint ore
weak jackal
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of multiple frames

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stitched together

quaint ore
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I dont play it

weak jackal
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around a skeleton

quaint ore
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Simple

fallow trellis
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mutiple frames

weak jackal
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but void dmage

fallow trellis
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multiple buns

weak jackal
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They/them because literally several mfs

quaint ore
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I am an excal main despite me having 4 other viable frames maxed

fallow trellis
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the math checks out

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gauss main

weak jackal
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please use your super jump

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oh wait

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;(

fallow trellis
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gauss only

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i will spend money for gauss

quaint ore
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Hey I can kill bosses in DMC combo way

fallow trellis
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real money

weak jackal
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I ride around on a surfboard with a sidearm that does explosive viral bubbles

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kompressa

quaint ore
weak jackal
fallow trellis
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this is my wallpaper

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it is gauss

weak jackal
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yareli be like

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splashes you with water

fallow trellis
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I love gauss

quaint ore
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Which classes would snort crack

weak jackal
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gauss goes zoom

quaint ore
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Is the question

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I bet Gauss does

fallow trellis
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gauss

weak jackal
quaint ore
fallow trellis
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valkyr would like to speak to the manager

weak jackal
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Yareli takes hello kitty shaped lsd

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then does sick skate tricks

quaint ore
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Excal snorts cocaine or smokes meth

weak jackal
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with fisheye lense

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Rhino does roids obvs

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Hyldryn somehow does no drugs, she's just built different

quaint ore
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Vauban

weak jackal
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dude takes adderal

quaint ore
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What he takin

quaint ore
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CIA issued adderal

fallow trellis
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vauban has adhd so adderal is accurate

weak jackal
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okay i post meme then fuck off

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i don't have anything fresh

fallow trellis
quaint ore
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As of gym bro frames

fallow trellis
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jimbo frames

quaint ore
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Rhino and Atlas are either mr. Olympia or world class strongmen

weak jackal
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Harrow does some shit you've heard of only in stories that kills people

quaint ore
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Excal and other fit lookign frames are Aesthetics dudes

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Harrow is doing cardio only

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Why? Cause he is a masochist

weak jackal
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Saryn takes estrogen

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and poisons herself daily with small doses in tea

quaint ore
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Isnt saryn already a female

weak jackal
quaint ore
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It is like reverse roids, you get bigger tits

weak jackal
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queen

quaint ore
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Except they are filled with milk and not muscles

weak jackal
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they are full of venom

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full of viral damage

quaint ore
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Full of that kuva

gilded blade
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Wait, yeah what happens if a woman takes estrogen?

weak jackal
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queens I NEED Kuva

weak jackal
quaint ore
weak jackal
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but if you take too much it goes bad

quaint ore
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Aside from the belly

weak jackal
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women in menopause might need 'em

gilded blade
weak jackal
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clears out skin, makes more emotional, hair growth and thickness, fat distribution

quaint ore
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That is what happens

quaint ore
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Volt and Gauss use DMAA based pre workout

slender rock
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😐

quaint ore
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Protea probably does yoga in the gym

weak jackal
quaint ore
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Inaros only does crossfit

weak jackal
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if warframe were real i would cuddle mine

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ultimate pal

quaint ore
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If warframes were real I would have Umbra be my gym bro

gilded blade
weak jackal
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this is what tenno want

quaint ore
# weak jackal

Probably my cousin, I would be out with him like a bro

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Snowboarding, who crashes into a wall forst and does the funny ragdoll

fierce jay
weak jackal
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i play yareli to constantly chase the high of doing sick movement tricks

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most often you crash or get stuck

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but when it works

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god

fallow trellis
weak jackal
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yeah valkyr deluxe

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gives her a puffy jacket

fallow trellis
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i buy too many cosmetics in this game i dont know which is real or not

quaint ore
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Me when I get hit with that melee speed boost (I turn into a fucking crackhead)

fallow trellis
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guass has that all the time

quaint ore
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I play excal like a schizo because I like the drip

weak jackal
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timing my merulini slide perfectly to weave under the door frame whilst firing my kompressa

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god

quaint ore
gilded blade
quaint ore
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Real talk

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Where would frames live

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Valkyr is a Californian

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Rhino is from Nordics

quaint ore
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Loki would totally be a brit in some Ivy League uni

toxic sundial
quaint ore
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Anyways

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I shall sleep

gilded blade
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I got the quote wrong oops

river robin
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Idea:
a chatbot but it types as if it were a youtube clickbait title

Why You’re a Retard (10 Reasons Why You MUST Kill Yourself)

uncut obsidian
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@dreamy flax type like you're a YouTube clickbait title

dreamy flaxBOT
pastel quartz
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welcome to exile

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sigh...

heavy swallow
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hit game is quite an overstatement

uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
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pls unblock me from newbie im fine with being blocked from offtopic

heavy swallow
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bro im eating bland cheerios please help

pastel quartz
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i dont even like that offtopic thing

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i love stalker

uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
heavy swallow
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woah there

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you cant use that word pal

pastel quartz
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but i am retarded

uncut obsidian
heavy swallow
uncut obsidian
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trrre i can't type

pastel quartz
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seriously though i have some degenerative autism

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so

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dont berate me on that fact

uncut obsidian
heavy swallow
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two wrongs dont make a right

pastel quartz
uncut obsidian
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as shrimple as that

pastel quartz
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im sowwy

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can i get unblocked from newbie now

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thanqu

uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
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I’m trans which means I’m trans but I’m trans so I’m a bit more trans and I’m a little more feminine and I’m a bit less masculine so I think I should just go for the latter but I’m just a bit too masculine and I’m a lot of fun and I’m a pretty good girl and I’m a good person so I’m just a bit of an idiot but I think I’m pretty good and I’m a little more masculine so I can handle the better person but I think that’s just the right way of doing it for the right way to handle it I think I can do better and I’m just not that kind a be more feminine so I just don’t wanna get in a lot more feminine like a little more like an adult but I’m just not really that I don’t want a lot more like an older woman so I don’t know what

pastel quartz
river robin
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I don’t believe you

pastel quartz
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to be clear I saw a post captioned “type im trans and press auto correct” and I let it do its thing but it wasn’t really reaching a conclusion so I cut it off and then decided it wasn’t even worth staining offtopic with it

finite quest
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which games to buy

finite quest
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bought sandstorm.

river robin
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Greed I don’t want to deal with you right now.
Destroy yourself.

finite quest
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no

river robin
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Bitch

finite quest
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stole from me btw

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im burning you alive

river robin
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I bet you smell like roadkill and roast beef.

finite quest
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???

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rant

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rant

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rant

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stop talking to me rytard

river robin
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He’s schizoing out

river robin
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Any time you talk

slender rock
river robin
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This is your setup

slender rock
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neither

delicate trail
finite quest
finite quest
proper current
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inb4 banned

undone wave
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manual transmission drivers when an automatic driver enters the room

sullen osprey
undone wave
toxic sundial
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I have put the Chad music over my opinion that's why I'm correct

fallow trellis
deep topaz
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mmm

crimson flame
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this is like the most based and rational karen looking woman i've ever seen

deep topaz
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personally i think I'd prefer a t-bone over a ribeye if it came down to choosing

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getting the filet plus the strip is yummy

delicate trail
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lol

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someone deleted the trans thing xD

dreamy flaxBOT
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kekpoint @proper current (waltherkrieg) has been muted for 1 day for reason: omg you're so sigma chad andrew tate for posting that transphobic video 😍 -1d

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kekpoint @river robin (ryryry.) has been muted for 7 days for reason: you should know the rules by now considering your infractions list. Posted a video with an f-slur. Cya next year -7d

slender rock
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Madi

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is on a roll?

deep topaz
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or a bun perchance

slender rock
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no

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because it's not a food, it a direction of movement so rolling in a direction?

deep topaz
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you have found the joke

delicate trail
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Why am I literally not surprised he got muted by the person with the pronouns

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Nostradamus couldn’t have seen that coming

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Am I transphobic if I don’t agree with you ?

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@uncut obsidian

uncut obsidian
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what

delicate trail
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Just asking a question

uncut obsidian
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no?

delicate trail
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Works for me

toxic sundial
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Depends on what the disagreement is

delicate trail
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I’m just too tired to argue tbh I just did leg day so am tired

deep topaz
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the brain is in the calf

uncut obsidian
toxic sundial
deep topaz
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that is not war

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that is dollar margaritas at applebees

pastel quartz
toxic sundial
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I wish I had an m113 in my backyard

uncut obsidian
deep topaz
scenic field
toxic sundial
heavy peak
uncut obsidian
undone wave
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Mods woke up kekpoint

undone wave
scenic field
uncut obsidian
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do you still want to play it though

heavy peak
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Dunno
Maybe

uncut obsidian
oblique spire
heavy peak
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Obv mod

oblique spire
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cringe

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mojang should just make the aether real

uncut obsidian
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but we haven't seen major updates in a while

storm stream
uncut obsidian
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"hmmm what mob should we add, this bazinga or this galablob?"
you're a fucking company, no way you came up with 3 mobs after months of development and end up adding only one

uncut obsidian
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or use vxtwitter

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Basically the same

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add fx or vx before "Twitter" in the link

uncut obsidian
oblique spire
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true stalker is a vibe

thorny talon
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which stalker game should i get

storm stream
thorny talon
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the first one is way cheaper tho

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only 0.99

toxic sundial
rancid iris
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i’m honestly surprised they haven’t just integrated that mod already

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it’s one of the oldest standing mc mods

toxic sundial
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It's too much to be just added into the game

rancid iris
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insinuating the nether/end aren’t the same thing

south pike
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They didn't deliberate for 17 years about it

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Not happening

rancid iris
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Real

fluid heron
toxic sundial
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Now the nether has bastions and the end has cities they are a little more complicated

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But even now both the end and nether have half the content the original aether mod had like 10 years ago

fallow trellis
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who wants goon

mystic bluff
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The goon box

river zealot
slender rock
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first one was a durian fruit wasn't it

eager igloo
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Most of those is durian by the looks of it

slender rock
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👀

eager igloo
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@heavy peak

pastel quartz
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he's already gone

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ahaha

eager igloo
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Oh well

thorny talon
heavy peak
eager igloo
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Surely

thorny talon
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fuck should've censored the thing

heavy peak
thorny talon
heavy peak
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Anyway
Back to work

thorny talon
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have fun

pastel quartz
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I saw him too

eager igloo
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Man

eager igloo
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I started reading about Yakub out of curiosity

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How high was the man who invented him

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And how high are the people who believe it

bright robin
narrow lotus
pastel quartz
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wish I could play warframe again

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but they won't let me download it

bright robin
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wish I could play warframe again but no one wants to play it with me so :P:P:P:P

narrow lotus
eager igloo
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I know a spell to break every bone in a man's body

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It requires a car

pastel quartz
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I sneezed so damn hard the muci splattered all over my face

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this is the closest I'll ever be to knowing what it's like to get a facial

narrow lotus
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b r u h

pastel quartz
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ok I'm clean now stop avoiding me fuck

slender rock
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ded

eager igloo
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Chat's results are in

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Legally dead

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Funeral will take place in old church in great swamps

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Once we clear it of renegades

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Again

narrow lotus
somber warren
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tarkov wipe todaykekcorn

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lets see how bad they fuck up this time

stone blade
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@eager igloo PepeHappy

summer tiger
stone blade
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ai

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hai

eager igloo
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Festive mood is gone

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It's so over it's unreal

livid pond
inland jackal
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Ke$ha is dope

toxic sundial
inland jackal
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I play spt

toxic sundial
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Spt is alright but gets boring

inland jackal
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In spt i have a boss container 3x50 and it can contain itself

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Rest you can guess what i did with it

true solstice
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He dark

inland jackal
eager igloo
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Bottomless pit

true solstice
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Bottomless humor

inland jackal
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I can have on myself poormans loadout and when i get shot i pull up svd out of my ass

eager igloo
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Is that like in dayz

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That shooting guys with poor loadout is waste of ammo

somber warren
inland jackal
somber warren
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its my 12th wipe i am far gone

toxic sundial
somber warren
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there is no going back for me

toxic sundial
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Play a better game

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Wake up

inland jackal
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Dayz is just pubg but survival

magic tartan
eager igloo
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Be like Ivan, play minecraft

toxic sundial
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Realize tarkov is just a shitty battle Royale that added nothing to the genre

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The Russians stole your money again

somber warren
magic tartan
somber warren
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i know its a shit game, and i punish myself by playing it

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like lol or warthunder

inland jackal
toxic sundial
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Bsg could go out of business tomorrow and I'd be happy

magic tartan
somber warren
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i hate bsg with a burning passion

magic tartan
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it was fun

inland jackal
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Its even more fun with mods

somber warren
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i want them all to suffer terrible fates

toxic sundial
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When I was in school I had an hour long bus ride everyday and I played and finished terraria on my phone

magic tartan
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terraria on phone ?

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dayyum

inland jackal
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Did you do the ocram

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Ocram was a cool boss

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New year in 4 days

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Lets get ready for dad jokes

quaint ore
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"See you next year"

fresh rose
lone cedar
mystic bluff
stone blade
livid pond
vagrant zodiac
livid pond
narrow lotus
dreamy flaxBOT
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Topics Summary:

  1. Yakub: A user started reading about Yakub and questioned the sanity of the people who believe in him.
  2. Hildryn in Warframe: A user expressed a desire for Hildryn to break their bones in the game Warframe.
  3. Warframe: Multiple users expressed a desire to play Warframe again or frustration at not being able to download it.
  4. Bone-breaking spell: A user mentioned knowing a spell to break every bone in a man's body, requiring a car.
  5. Sneeze mishap: A user mentioned sneezing so hard that mucus splattered all over their face.
  6. Tarkov wipe: Users discussed the upcoming wipe in the game Escape from Tarkov and their expectations for it.
  7. Miscellaneous: Users shared random gifs, discussed music, mentioned being legally dead, and shared thoughts on various games such as Minecraft, Terraria, and DayZ.
narrow lotus
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Normal day on brainfart

pastel quartz
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Alex is always watching and I don't know if I like it or not

uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
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I thought pyro's a woman

uncut obsidian
# livid pond

so sad that it's just a remade scene of a movie from 1980s

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i'd watch a movie animated like that

stone blade
crimson flame
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rescue the cat 🚫
train the cat to go down by himself ✅

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stone blade
eager igloo
stone blade
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msyhinka is no longer festive

livid pond
eager igloo
stone blade
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sadly

eager igloo
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It's so over its unreal

livid pond
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never been more over

eager igloo
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Wtf

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Ivan turned into cat

quartz ridge
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Cant sleep

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Pain

stone blade
stone blade
eager igloo
stone blade
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bro look at it

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so stupid

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literally me fr

eager igloo
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Man I wish I was a cat

eager igloo
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I wouldn't have to write my thesis

livid pond
eager igloo
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Matlab is even slower than usual

eager igloo
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One thing xela is good at

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There it goes again

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Someone entertain me while this shit is compiling

livid pond
stone blade
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yo conditioner slaps bro

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shit makes the hair nice and soft

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shoutout to my mom telling me to use it

eager igloo
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Im surprised you didn't

stone blade
livid pond
vagrant zodiac
solar obsidian
solar obsidian
vagrant zodiac
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as in homosexual?

solar obsidian
uncut obsidian
solar obsidian
river zealot
eager igloo
eager igloo
dreamy flaxBOT
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🖼 Avatar to manwiththeplans387

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

river zealot
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I swear

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Ive seen that before

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Somewhere

eager igloo
solar obsidian
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must be a porn mod

river zealot
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Dumbass cat is not watching tv

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He is watching wall

eager igloo
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I love having to translate table into char into cell to then translate it into array any time I want to use it

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Matlab is truly one of the programming languages of all time

river zealot
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Man i remember i sas styding a bit of c++

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And the strings are just arrays of chars

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Shit was so confusing

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And its also starts from 0

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Amd spacebar counts as one

eager igloo
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Don't worry we got you covered

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Matlab starts with 1

smoky iris
final cedar
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smelling the card
oh yeah, I get it

eager igloo
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Fr

solar obsidian
magic tartan
solar obsidian
dreamy flaxBOT
solar obsidian
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so jolly

magic tartan
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!1984

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stone blade
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Fk jacob and esau

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but I did it

ruby minnow
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man i got opps now

storm stream
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Stridsvagn 103

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Its LPF is much softer tho

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@uncut obsidian has anything sussy happened on your PC since downloading/installing True Stalker?

uncut obsidian
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why

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i'm enjoying the game

storm stream
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ok, Im just quenching my worry

sage otter
storm stream
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hopefully not

sterile dome
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im sure moddb would catch it since its been out for...over a month now

storm stream
sterile dome
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I already got RAD MP taken down because of their scummy tactics, blatant lies, stolen assets ect, so I know moddb actually responds to people reporting things.

pastel quartz
stone blade
pastel quartz
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it is most likely safe

sterile dome
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tiz been out for a month

storm stream
uncut obsidian
tardy vine
uncut obsidian
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mfs developing a mod (more like a standalone game) for 7 years just to put a virus in it

tardy vine
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dont believe the lies it was always an inside job

storm stream
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ok nvm Im cured

sterile dome
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gunslinger original release had a crypto program lol

sterile dome
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nothing to worry about

sterile dome
storm stream
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they didnt include a install readme Wahh

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what does it mean by "Disk 1"?

uncut obsidian
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google drive?

storm stream
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yes

uncut obsidian
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what disk 1

final cedar
storm stream
uncut obsidian
final cedar
storm stream
final cedar
uncut obsidian
storm stream
uncut obsidian
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wtf

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is that

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true stalker zip

final cedar
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unzip them sus

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did gdrive compress them automatically?

fluid coyote
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where did you download this from

uncut obsidian
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it's all supposed to be ts_setup.bin

storm stream
final cedar
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just mark them all, extract here and then run the ts setup

storm stream
uncut obsidian
storm stream
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ok its now doing its thing...

pale ingot
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i should install true stalker

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is it worth

oblique spire
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yes

fluid coyote
uncut obsidian
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bruh true stalker got a v1.3 patch

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and im on 1.0

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idk if it's worth updating

uncut obsidian
final cedar
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do I need a installation or is it a standalone install?

uncut obsidian
uncut obsidian
pale ingot
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how about that........

final cedar
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oh fuck oh shit

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piss all over my pants

pale ingot
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anyway im gonna peep true stalker

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i saw something about it being story based though, i feel like i should go and finish the stalker trilogy

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but thats gonna take a while and im too lazy to do allat so ill just play true stalker

uncut obsidian
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its story is its own story

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it's not like a continuation of the trilogy or something

pale ingot
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true

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its not canon to the main stalker story anyway but still

uncut obsidian
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updating it turned out to be way easier than I expected

ruby minnow
# stone blade

how is it so obivious that this is a former soviet block country

oblique spire
stone blade
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sex

oblique spire
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next question how do you update it

oblique spire
stone blade
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neither

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Minecraft is the correct answer

oblique spire
stone blade
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usec or bear

pale ingot
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hmmyes toay i will KILL MYSELF

uncut obsidian
# oblique spire whats in the update
ModDB

The first official patch for True Stalker that fixes some of the flaws and crashes

ModDB

The second official patch for True Stalker, which fixes some flaws and crashes

ModDB

A mini patch to version 1.3 that corrects localization texts

oblique spire
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flaws and crashes? Nyet, game is fine, authentic stalker experience

pale ingot
uncut obsidian
pale ingot
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yes yes

uncut obsidian
storm stream
uncut obsidian
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then just throw these into the game folder and right click - unzip here

uncut obsidian
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Since you can't fast travel here

pale ingot
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im already used to just walking

pale ingot
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do i just run ye ole .exe file now

eager igloo
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Downloading viruses on company time

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Why is the chat always dead

pale ingot
finite quest
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Goodmorning tards!

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hi ham :)

uncut obsidian
finite quest
pale ingot
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ffuk yuo.

sage otter
finite quest
pale ingot
thin cedar
finite quest
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i heard they got the vector right

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in terms of the recoil mechanisms or whatnot

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but vector is ass, in every game

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M4 for the win!

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:)

thin cedar
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I kinda always pick the mp5 for a submachine gun im just better with it then the rest

finite quest
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do you have to acquire attachments from levels or is it just free to pick

thin cedar
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free to pick

eager igloo
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I watched pirates of the carribean again so guess what my personality for the next 3 months is gonna be like

thin cedar
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you only lvl for cosmetics

finite quest
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duh

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i decided to watch the one with anton chigurh in it

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dead men dont tell tales

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(javier bardem)

oblique spire
solar obsidian
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@uncut obsidian, can i share the C-Con discord server invite link? it has a True Stalker channel, that has support in pins too

eager igloo
finite quest
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LOL

uncut obsidian
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you can share stuff in dms

finite quest
solar obsidian
finite quest
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i liked the part where the bank was stolen

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and the part when i saw anton chigurh stab pirates

solar obsidian
eager igloo
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It has it's moments

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But overall is mediocre

finite quest
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was ass

eager igloo
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Thats two movies

uncut obsidian
finite quest
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true

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it was either 3rd or 2nd

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dont remember

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tuh tacoos!

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is coming out!!

pale ingot
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guh...

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well

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i guess i will

final cedar
finite quest
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is true stalker a separate stalker game

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or is it just a whole addon

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praying its a separate bc i dont wanna play fps destroyer gamma

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trying battlebit for tha first time

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gonna see if its worth my dosh

uncut obsidian
uncut obsidian
finite quest
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im here to shoot tards

uncut obsidian
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you don't until you get in a situation where there's 30 friendlies in one spot getting shot at from every direciton and some of them are screaming "MY LEG, AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

finite quest
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already hate this game, you have to work for attachments

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smh!!

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unbelievable.

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still gonna play

uncut obsidian
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or until you get into a heli and the pilot is playing freebird on the mic

pale ingot
uncut obsidian
pale ingot
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i might install battlebit but honestly cant be bothered and i heard that it fell off like 1 week ago so i dont wanna buy it yet

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anyway, true stalker

finite quest
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yeah im refunding thius

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actual garbage Concerned

pale ingot
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fastest refund in the west

finite quest
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refunded

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5 second

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easy

storm stream
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ahh, the new game smell

finite quest
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in my past ive refunded games so much steam threatened to take away that priviledge

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bc good games dont exist no more1!

pale ingot
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what difficulty should i go for

uncut obsidian
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@storm stream @pale ingot i recommend immediately turning off crosshair in settings

pale ingot
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im feelin just regular s.t.a.l.k.e.r. diff

uncut obsidian
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the one above stalker

finite quest
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how much storage does TS take mamo

uncut obsidian
uncut obsidian
finite quest
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DAM!

pale ingot
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i feel like rookie would be too easy and im not good enough to play master and live

finite quest
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i need to uninstall gamma

pale ingot
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so yeah ill go veteran diff

finite quest
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maybe

undone wave
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I had a dream that there was a Nirvana song called "I think I'm gonna Kill Myself."
in hindsight
what the fuck?!? (the song was really good)

finite quest
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gamma is the bane of my pcs storage

finite quest
pale ingot
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time to hop in a rookie channel vc and ball

finite quest
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how tuh fuck do i install thes shite

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mamoka

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halp

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nvm

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fack this

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im not reading chicken scratch language

final cedar
finite quest
final cedar
finite quest
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i wonder if scp 5k is actually good

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now

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or if its still a laggy piece of shit

final cedar
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gdrive shouldn't be an issue, why not use that?

finite quest
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bismallah!

final cedar
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could be some routing screwing with you reboot your internet box for stable connection

finite quest
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i need some metro exoodus

final cedar
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I'll be staying here thank you very much

finite quest
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shit up

final cedar
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ever got your shit pushed in?

manic gust
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how do you shit up? like a fountain?

finite quest
manic gust
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hell of a party trick

finite quest
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handstand then you shit up

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LOOL

manic gust
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rain and thunder upon thee

finite quest
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HOW THE FUCK AM I SUFFOCATING I REFILLED MY FILTER

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retarded ass game

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fixed it :)

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forgot duct tape exists

storm stream
finite quest
storm stream
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the 1st time a finished a Metro game it left a void

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good shit

finite quest
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i refunded it first time cuz i didnt know u had to tape your mask

storm stream
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tape?

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you mean replace the filters?

finite quest
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no

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if yheres a hole in ur mask

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you have to tape it up

finite quest
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not gonna know when its not told to me

thin willow
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Bro's first thought is to refund the game and not look up the solution

finite quest
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nothing about taping it up showed up

ruby minnow
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man i love kelvin

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i don't need to give him food

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money

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water

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and he works for 25 hours a day

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just like child labor

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this is a great feature

final cedar
ruby minnow
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i'm talking about sons of forest

final cedar
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good game?

ruby minnow
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yeah

deep topaz
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good sequel

ruby minnow
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the building is good

pale ingot
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@uncut obsidian true stalker just does not save whatever i do

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i added the patches

uncut obsidian
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lul

ruby minnow
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type of shit i've been onto lately

pale ingot
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bet.

uncut obsidian
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i just set it as "always launch as administrator" in the icon properties

finite quest
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making some taquitos rn

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with mac n cheese

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yum

deep topaz
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i want some flautas

finite quest
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metro is fun

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:)

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Yippee!

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me walking through the vulga

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(i have no ammo for my ak, just for my revolver so im destined to die

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i love mac ncheese

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it so cheesy

deep topaz
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i love mac n gravel

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so gravelly

finite quest
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yes

ruby minnow
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man my grades are good

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somehow

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i didn't study at all

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for the exams

deep topaz
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thats how i got through school

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exams are mostly memory and regurgitation

ruby minnow
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you know like i hate pshyics

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i hate the teacher the whole thing

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but i got 60

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i expected 20

finite quest
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i like history and science

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english is ok

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so is health

ruby minnow
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i like Turkish and history

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and i like Turkish history

finite quest
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what is the hagia sophia

slender rock
deep topaz
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some kind of art house i guess

ruby minnow
slender rock
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uh

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k?

ruby minnow
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its real funny to me

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they actually used a soyjack in the government

deep topaz
finite quest
ruby minnow
slender rock
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free reaction image

finite quest
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why was blud humping the air?!

deep topaz
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every day i thank the universe for not giving me a weak chin

finite quest
finite quest
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badlandchugs moment?

livid pond
finite quest
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Sir get down!

deep topaz
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buzz would turn his body cam off

finite quest
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buzz just looks like he'd shoot random civis for fun

finite quest
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mewing is a waste of time, just make a chin

eager igloo
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Man, gamma updates still take forever

finite quest
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im not bothering with it

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ill just update from the gamma app

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:3

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ive played enough metro

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imma try out ujh

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this guy

smoky iris
eager igloo
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Man I love metro

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Update hangs

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If it crashes I am killing myself

finite quest
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just realized i never made an individual profile for modded gamma

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man i am

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tarded

eager igloo
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Me neither, why would I

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It resets with updates anyway

finite quest
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oh good

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now i dont have to dig through 400 mods figuring out what isnt belonging and what is

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and did i mention that eeffoc is funneh?