#🎪bruh-fart
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i use Vanilla + way too much
we dont need to read fucking romeo and juliet
yet were forced to
we dont care about some nearly bald dude who wrote poems
i can go to sleep soon
My go-to vehicle mod is LETMS, after I figured out it wasn't actually broken and I was just using the MAC version
I'm the kinda dude who does the 'shuts his brain off thing' when watching movies and media. I CAN'T go back to analysing shit. School actually gave me braindamage in this regard
school is meant to dumb you down
lol
I'd LIKE to stop and actually analyse things, but I remember HS and English and I go back to "haha this funny"
mine is Vanilla+ with raven thunder mutator, of course I have the helicopter modifications of that mutator disabled
and don't forget the Flight Physics mutator so dodging AA missiles is possible
the unreasonably strict authoritarian structure of modern american education system:
school is meant to make workers, not thinkers
God. I fuckin hate AA missiles
american dream use to exist but its a dream for the average american, you only get the american dream if youre born into a wealthy family
It's just flares or death
who doesn't? we gotta wait for one of the modders to have a mutator that allows you to see where missiles are coming from like in PW
let go my egg rollll
america is literally a feudal system its hilarious
the flight physics mutator honestly makes dogfighting with jets actually pleasant because you dont have to rely on flares to not die
I just wanna get to spam flares
ditch that, what about AOA limiter?
I still to this day do not see the value in going to College or god forbid University. If you want to be a scientist, you better have your shit FIGURED or you're gonna be making pennies on the dime compared to some random dickhead who fixes pipes for a living.
let go my agg rowl!
lets go down tier
literally
i wanna be a mortician, dont judge me, but i guarantee thatsnot gonna fucking happen ever
Lots of people take jobs as an engineer or scientist or some really elaborate and specific job or task. I see Coding constantly getting remarked as the most hostile-competitive market out there. I don't even fucking KNOW what someone with theoretical physics as their degree makes or even DOES outside of some sci-fi shit like Black Mesa
i only wanna be a mortician bc i work better in a quiet environment where i dont have to be commanded around doing whatever by some high rank tard
Morticians are the fellas who ID dead bodies and figure out what killed them, correct?
thats forensics
morticians like
prepare the dead for like
funeralss
and direct funerals
and such
?
yk the game mortuary assistant
morticians deal with the ones fully cold for funerals
That's a useful job
What the fish i cant speak in stalker chat
death is one business that will never dry up
Oh well!!
ive been interested in deaht for a good while
especially after reading about the plague and such
You have novice for some reason
he doesn't know
mortician is easy money if you think about it
you have complete peace and quiet
the only time death won't be profitable is when there's one person left
ah, you don't know that
it's a funky device in Project Wingman that you can swap out your flares
allows you to do some funky ass maneuvers that should've G-loc'd you long ago but that means you dodge missiles better
I never played project wingman
but man with the state that americas in i guarantee im not gonna get a job like that EVER.
Ace Combat 0 but Pixy likes his borders
any job that works with the dead is usually fairly open in terms of employment
yeah
a lot of people and religions have big stigmas with death
you dont really need training other than basic ass anatomy
thats a guess though
research time
Yea, most people don't wanna play with corpses
Candidates for licensure in NJ & PA are required to complete 60 college credits beyond the Basic Skills level, plus an accredited funeral service program. This equates to a 3 year academic commitment.
yikes
It's probably more complicated than that
most definitely is
Yea
its a medical field so its probably many years of work
this is just pa though
CAMPUS: Hours on campus are weekdays 7:30am – 3:50pm, 2-3 days a week. Campus programs range from 1 year to 2 years & 8 months depending on the number of credits needed. On-site embalming facility.
this is some pa mortuary camp ig
one of the things morticians need to be good at is makeup too
you gotta make that corpse look good during the funeral
im not a woman 
only other job i might do is geology bc rock cool
me like rock
rock make weapon
rock can make fiah
btw
1 hour 10 mins til christmas for all my east coast dwellers
What it feels like when you come down to join family dinner
true
i just had sex and im about to eat NACHOS! this is the greatest moment in my life - adam driver
saw that already



Merry Christmas 🎁🎄⛄
Nice face reveal 
sir we don't celebrate that here
Y no?
because russia
Orgies For World Peace Day
I thought Russia revered the saints, no love for old saint nick?
swag?
No
he is him
when you shoot a Sin in the head with a 7.62x54R
(zone magic saves him)
So real
you disgusting fuckar
this is mine
im gonna use the ruined watch for my own guy
Is there a Hawaiian shirt mod?
na
it is now christmas
S? Ah fuck…
ah is not a valid command.
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Oh
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
yes this individual now resides in my basement
I don’t enjoy trying to get S grades because of how uncooperative suspects are and how ineffective nonlethal is
My general rule is: If the suspect doesn’t cooperate and has been warned 3 times, he gets fucking shot
Daddy Garand?
your too merciful
you melee them using b
if you can taze them
do it
use gunfighter so you can have a pistol and tazer
get your tazer
taze them
and yell at them
OR
taze and then melee with b
or
I could try but shooting them with an actual gun is funner
Maybe… but I like shooting suspects more
Points don’t matter so long as they’re neutralized to me, dead or alive
im doing a lethal obsession rn
Gl
Man, the one guy complaining about wires here
Either check more, have the AI check the doors for you, or just blast the doors with a breaching shotgun
The lads about to do some goon shit
i just use the tazer
Nah, was referring to that one guy here who keeps getting clapped by traps
I think so
pepperball just makes them run away so its harder to put them down
beanbag is pump action so not great
pepperball them in the penis
tazer stops them immediately
sausage and peppers
the only thing about pepperball that i like is that you can shoot as wildly and immediately as you want
prefire the shit out of corners if you feel like it
no score penalty
hit em in the head and itll kill em
i do it to pop people i don't like
Merry Christmas you filthy animals
btw the overlay in this is actually animate
it actually counts the time
almost walked ont hat
turn the bodycam off 
pog
ik im a pro
best mechanic in RON is being able to pop the baloons at the voll house
by pro i mean taking reshades of some retard who makes you buy them
Unrecord
Bodycam got some flak in the past iirc
something along the lines of "hopping on Unrecord's dick when its trailer came out"
but it's from the milsim community so best to ignore given how a good chunk of them behave
show?
what a polite jaw man
body cam and unrecord
happy chrimbo
already know it
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i may or may not have gotten directly hit by mortar fire in iraq
ha ha its just jolly fireworks, merry christmas!
my legs didn't feel very jolly afterwards 
God's Jolliest machine
wthu r woman?!
stop lie
so jolly
@stone shoal
Hohoho!
Merry Chresmas!
Merriest of Christ masses
The masses of christ (many christs.
for my midnight snack we have
Lance Nekot sandwich cookies
peanut butter
from last year
For my good deed to the world, on Christmas day, I shall grief shitters in eve
When she tries the "I'm ugly" method to get a compliment but that bitch lowkey spitting fax
Stay toxic kings 👑
Girl : I'm ugly
Me : It's ok i have low standards.


Lovely weather today
Don't know if I want to enjoy the vjew or junp or the balcony
Why you gotta be the Grinch for my eyes?
hello alex alt
surely
Funne story bout a girl gaslighting her easily manipulated brother to violate rules
Lmao

You should get jolly
NOW
I used a custom ETK i-series (roll cage, rally tires, max rpm and stage 2 supercharger) but it is similar to one of the default rally car options
map is east cost, theres a million dirt roads and i never rally so idk which one it is
this mf uses a MOUSE to steer and accelerate/brake
what the actual fuck
Oi

Propper.
built different
what is it

Packing some punches?
What game
stop goonin falco
didn't even say merry christmas
Falco doesn't acknowledge your existence until either you post something that makes him horny or gift him nitro
you know what to do
at falco
Soul Caliber II ps2
i miss the big budget games 

they have a few ps1 games I used to have
I had a WHOLE fucking collection
almost all of the army men collection
minus the world war one
or meltdown for euro
true classics 
i was a ps2 kid
ratchet and clank
mmn
i think i had like a digimon fighting game
maximo and the army of zin
uhhh psp was my jam
I played medievil ressurection like 200 times over and over again
same
i also smashed midnight club alot on psp
Already did that at midnight
@open turret @slender rock avoid talking about roms and whatever pls
this is what you look like
Merry Christmas Samantha
merry christmas!!!
super ghostbusters: https://youtu.be/ynQsDFxTSU4
joels reaction: https://youtu.be/aNh1YdstVGw
I am currently illegaly downloading all the roms
merry krisma
injects com into the files
craciun fericit baietii mei 
also merry christmas to the homies

p!piss
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I fucking love this guy
“Your granny has been put in a spliff, she was a legend she was for the streets”
Hi brainfart
hola chicos espero que les haya gustado el primer cover que hice. descárgalo si quieres, ya que posiblemente lo borré en un futuro
vídeo original:
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#cover #ai #aicover #cj #bigsmoke #gtasanandreas
@grizzled meadow can you tell me if a vid is ok to post brainfart?
Fanta

merry christmas geologist
This was from couple months ago but I forgot upload it Whoopsie
Merry Christmas Quinn
I'm so hungry I could eat a...
NNNNNOOOOOOO
#larianstudios #BG3 #baldursgate3
Baldur's Gate 3
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I'm ready for the new year 
what is this? 
explosives
C4?
picked up my hard drives from the customs office, my father gave the guy who had evaluate the value of the package 50 $ and we drove off... I love my dad 
didn't know you can do that
are all those hard drives
ye
explosives
I hoped it's some sweets
same
Why would you need so many HDDs? 
are there even sweets in Africa or you fry some hippo meat and call it a day
🫴
I thought that's american dessert

delish river devil roast
man
I have a giant ass chocolate brownie cake with caramel and marshmellows in my freezer
BUT I CAN'T EAT IT
FUCK
you know, every time we slaughter a village goat we get to scoop up some coagulated blood and eat it like mozarella

you can make blood sausages out of it
become one with torres
they don't give their cool vibranium drives to the white devil 
I want them petabyte drives
does vibranium drive self-destructs if you download white people pornography on it?
Me after dinner yesterday
fat rat
Polish police has sighted a giant rat on streets of Warsaw
police representative has noted
"gruby szczur ya perdole"
Almost correct
yes
keep me updated twinkie
Object 775
yes
maybe i should try out wot
do not
Hello emu guy
nooooo little lithuanian boy
hello artyom
don't go into that tank cave
Hello nato fuel stealer

Lithuanian gang assemble
hell yea brother ( im not lithuanian )
(You are now)
@fierce jay
Hi Delight Hi llama
ALOOOOO ❤️
p!cat // hey hey 🎁

blood sausage I only know from black pudding, blood pancakes also tasty
What are y’all watching this Christmas?
Nothing 
I’m drinking beer 
Specifically desperados
I got myself a bottle of mead
Ay nice
And rewatching lotr
I got the desparados and a bottle of Jack Daniel honey
Based choice
Overall pretty nice Christmas
Mum got me creed aftershave and beats studio3
Then just asked for money of everyone else
Hi metro
hi W
this movie was a masterpiece
Alo ivan
Alo
I got some very nice looking glass decorations I can decorate the shelf with
Great choice
Merry alo Christmas
elo
Merry Crysler
Merry crysis
Jolly Christmas
shut u p
Be quiet for several business days
xinlao pei's daughter
Most of the stuff I actually want for Christmas is illegal unfortunately
child slaves?
Well no
good 
Unregistered firearms
I will use them exclusively for hunting purposes and nothing else
Season two of Amazon's Reacher has a scene where a gun dealer violates the rules in New Jersey for requiring a license for buying guns because Jack Reacher is bribing him. This fits in with the Biden Administration's theme of "rogue gun dealers." No policymaker wants dealers to secretly sell guns to criminals out of the back of their store. But ...
great show 

Many naked apes throwing sticks for days
gunk eaters
Make it bun dem
anyone seen this new show called "campfire" shit's wild
could watch this for literal days
amazon fire stick full of bangers fr fr
Lmao
I wanna see brick on fire on a blue background
I do love the square double barrel shotgun /s
/obama
circumsized christmas
hell yeah brother!
gonna kms
the only thing I know about Estonia is our country-wide stereotype made into anecdotes that estonians are slow as fuck
don't even know if it's relevant or not
that does ring a bell a lil bit. afaik they speak very little English and associate more w the Finns than the other two to the south
Идёт мужик по дороге, на встречу ему эстонец на телеге:
- Скажите, до Таллина далеко?
- Да нет, недалеко.
- Подвезёте?
- Садитесь.
Ну, поехали. Едут час, два, три, мужик не выдерживает: - Ну что, далеко ещё до Таллина?
- Теперь далеко.
:flag_ru: Russian (русский язык)
⬇️
A man is walking along the road and an Estonian on a cart meets him: Tell me, how far is it from Tallinn? No, not far. Will you give me a ride? Sit down. Let's go. They drive for an hour, two, three, the man can’t stand it: Well, how far is it from Tallinn? Far away now.
yeah what the russian said
we have loads of those
apparently some time ago estonians did something to impress russians into thinking they're hella slow and goofy
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"Момент из сериала Во все тяжкие"
Школьный учитель химии Уолтер Уайт узнаёт, что болен раком лёгких. Учитывая сложное финансовое состояние дел семьи, а также перспективы, Уолтер решает заняться изготовлением метамфетамина. Для этого он привлекает своего бывшего ученика Джесси Пинкмана, когда-то исключённого из школы при активном содействии Уай...
Cuz I'm speak Russian.
Hopefully
read carefully the name of a person you're talking to

Well, I guess I didn't get the joke.
Uh oh.
w

it's zoever
i heard its because of the way we speak russian
it's so zoever
like, slow?
my name strikes fear
guess so idk lmao
Bulgarian Vanyok, of course...
Yeah no shit dumbass
this
USSR is shit
Whatever.
stinky boy
It is probably the worst time in the history of Eastern Europe.
ever

only flowers for his family
I knew ur parents! Nice men!
I couldn't resist, sorry.

I'll let that one slide
festive merciful bulgarian spirit
He started it first(
(he will slash your tires after christmas tho)
not only Ivanko is racist, but he is also severely rusophobic
Same
it's a debilitating condition than even the smartest bulgarian doctors can't cure yet
so you should be patient with him
fking moron
righto
Merry Christmas farters and fartettes

You should
bingo
bless his soul
You ll see once they come for your ass

Merry Christmas lads
You are based
Never forget that
merry christmas ppl
wired
Merry Christmas
stay jolly and festive
Here take this
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5HNRWkxyP9xir1iacb3K61?si=Lknz6zuOQ2q27Zuolyo7Cw&pi=e-N5pqGQxRRhOG
I will
damn, I can finally listen to spotify shit in discord
Omg music channel is back
For real?
Been back for awhile
I didn't see it
Mods were wrong to demolish it to begin with.
Dunno why they zapped it.
Fascism
Retardism
myshinka blind
some of the mods started crying that "we don't need music channel
", and then suddenly grok said "actually I do like it"
the workings of satan were stopped
He posts his gore death metal there
I need to know which mods so I can shun them
Based man
Hello man who talks about his shits in chat
rare day when french man was based and saved everyone
Brand NOW
plentiful amounts of dosh
logi
Respect LOST
pleasant music, but now I want to sacrifice a goat for some reason
Thank you for your kind words, jolly man!
It's nice alternative to that cursed corporative xmas music
who
ypur welcome
who posts gore death metal
PSYCHO MANTIS??
extortionist is a great death metal band
Grok posts some heavy stuff in music sometimes
wholesome 🥰
Slamming death 
“Why yes, I do like death metal”
sounds of farding and shidding in pots and pans
gofundme to buy myshinka new eyes
man some of that pagan shit really slaps
thats what death metal is as far as i know
I look only at fart and announcements
dummy
if death metal doesnt sound like machine gun fire , explosions , people dying and pig squeeling
I dont want it
oh so like misery gallows with the pig squeal
songs to lull Ivanko into gentle sleep with
Im not even a death metal gal
Myshinka is indeed a girl
women aren't real
The only woman that isnt sent by the feds
at least not on discord
can we ban the woman plez
thats what they want you to think
you’re falling for the bait….
I’m sure
Im unkillable anyway
idk if this was posted here or not
jolly tenth repost
but it's funny every time
because of how utterly shite starfield is
hehe stupid child
fortnite
uhhh what was the name
worse game to grace this planet
Forspoken!
Day before
oh my god
fortnite is the worse game ever
yeah that shit is vile
at least the day before devs had the decency to die one day after release
nah, hogwarts is still enjoyable by some
we're talking "I'm gonna kill myself" level of bad
The Day Before
which forspoken is
OOOH
payday 3 not hogwarts legacy
sorry
payday 3 is absolutely ass
youre not changing my mind
well, the thing is, on its own, payday 3 is okayish. but that's the thing, it's not on its own
it will never be better than big daddy 2
it's a very awaited, hyped up continuation of payday
and it turned out mediocre at best
i'm glad they finally made a sequel not built on a fucking race car engine
games ass, too advanced and the control scheme is all fucked
speaking of a long awaited sequel that left everyone disappointed as fuck
shouldve stuck to the soul of pd2 instead of deviating in a 180
back 4 blood
idk i think its p good after the big updates
thats a trequel
there is a chance
that with some more polishing, dlcs and shit
payday 3 may become actually sexy
but it's a slim chance
you're already sexy
huge doubt
no it wont ever be sexy
accent on may
^
it's gonna be may
STOP HAVING FUN
found this in a drawer with my old high school stuff lol
why do you have this
i do not know
装甲艦
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Tracklist
0:00 - 誘導されたビジョン
4:08 - 死霊術
8:56 - スパイラルダウン
15:08 - 自然は憐れみを持たない
19:23 - カウボーイビバップ
23:44 - 二重生活
28:54 - 長い帰り道
#downtempo #barberbeats #chillwave
I'm not optimistic in the slightest. I already buried the next installment of the elder scrolls, my beloved franchise, before it was even born
eso?
eso is ass
TES VI
the one that is still cooking, the one that will probably take place in breton land
im killing myself
they should pull a funny and rerelease oblivion
and the one that will 99% suck ass
oblivion was pretty mid for me
solid 7
i heard its in hammerfell
a 7 is like pretty good
oblivion had a very good balance of its goofiness being funny and entertaining and not annoying
no, it's gonna be the
uh fuck I always forget the names
one secx
Happy Holidays to all Lonely Drivers out there (^-^)/
Tracklist:
00:00 Dave Rodgers - All I Want For Christmas Is You
03:57 Dave & Domino - Happy X'mas (War Is Over)
07:48 Helena - Hallelujah People
11:58 Ace Feat. Brubell Girls And Child Choir - Holy X'mas Night
15:59 Ace - Christmas
21:14 Dave & Domino - Holy Night
25:40 Norma Sheffield - Jin...
one sex
one sex
high rock
high rock, yes
my google skills are faster than yours
kinghts, medieval shit, fr*nch, orcs
High Rock
that's just meth
every time i see Breton i think of Bretonnia from warhammer
also apparently there is a chance it will take place both in Hammerfell and High Rock
||but what do I care, bethesda cannot make good rpgs anymore, it's gonna be another bland sandbox goyslop, fit only to be a platfrom for good mods at best||
fuck bretons nord all the way
bethesda doesnt need to make full games anymore
if youre wondering i love stormcloaks
nords can't read or write
they could just make the engine public and modders would make it from the ground up
elves*
who is more racist
fuck the thalmortards








