🎪bruh-fart

[inland jackal]

i personally know how it works, i just cant describe it

[solar obsidian]

this shit pisses me off. it gets stuck

https://tenor.com/view/fart-gif-23581095

[slender rock]

I wanna cut the fingers off who coded that

[solar obsidian]

same

[stone blade]

the entire area of the monument

[inland jackal]

yes

[stone blade]

CAN spawn guardians

[slender rock]

Mutual hate

[stone blade]

however if we go away from the area it gets limited

and if we go to a very specific spot we can only spawn where the scaffolding and portals are

I have bubble columns at the bottom which push the guardians and they go through the portal (its instant)

THEN

they get teleported to the nether above the top bedrock level

[solar obsidian]

Ivan, how do u know all this stuff?

how long have u played MC?

[inland jackal]

cause he made it

he followed a tutorial

[stone blade]

and they teleport through another portal via a hopper clock which opens and closes 4 fence gates every 15 seconds which lets the guardians

[stone blade]

I learned it today

[solar obsidian]

he knows more than me and i've been playing it from 8th grade

[stone blade]

I've watched quite a lot of youtube let's plays

[tall prairie]

where good memes to steal

[stone blade]

otherwise this is my first actual time playing minecraft

[solar obsidian]

not here, sorry

[inland jackal]

not here, try #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[stone blade]

using the 4 fence gates which get periodically unlocked and locked via a hopper clock the guardians appear from the top portal above the shoot

[inland jackal]

@solar obsidian 🤝

[stone blade]

it's a very simple farm

the video I saw it from is 2 years old

still works

no need to drain the monument no nothing

[stone blade]

hours?

is there a way to check? idk

[solar obsidian]

so u been watching lets plays half of your life but not playing the game?

[stone blade]

yeah

[inland jackal]

i dont think so

[solar obsidian]

idk, im asking aprox

[inland jackal]

it aint a steam game

[stone blade]

I didn't have money to buy it before

[slender rock]

[stone blade]

for reference

on this world

delight

[inland jackal]

tlauncher ftw

[solar obsidian]

buy...

[stone blade]

I'm on day 139

[solar obsidian]

i never bought it

[solar obsidian]

thats not much

[stone blade]

woops

[inland jackal]

minecraft is one of the games that almost nobody argues with you for not buying it

[stone blade]

there we go

[inland jackal]

imo legit minecraft just gives access to hypixel thats all

[stone blade]

You can see them

sort of

[inland jackal]

yea theres the f3+b action

try f3+a

[stone blade]

no

Lemme make a better picture

theres the trapdoor obstructing it

Perfect

[stone blade]

so ye

took me like

3 maybe 4 hours to make?

[inland jackal]

now make a windmill

[stone blade]

idk what to do now

[inland jackal]

windmill

[stone blade]

Super smelter maybe

[inland jackal]

idea

[stone blade]

or

[inland jackal]

a better one

[stone blade]

I will finish the storage hall

I need to finish the floor and sides

[inland jackal]

make a circus and name it brainfart

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-chemistry-experiment-scientific-walter-white-gif-17820266

minecraft engineering

[inland jackal]

so true

https://tenor.com/view/mumbo-jumbo-hermitcraft-mumbo-hermitcraft-mumbo-enderworms-gif-26372860

[stone blade]

yes

[finite quest]

sidorovich?!

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/424254936415469580/1180280387440750623/DUBL_1_KAT__7304503212004936961-no-watermark.mp4

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/783426400899563600/1180382931479441418/How-to-handle-a-menace-1701495600465.mp4

[inland jackal]

that music gives me ptsd

[solar obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/969924176842473482/1181571878901518417/pashol.gif?ex=65818b90&is=656f1690&hm=34fed9254ccd5e887dc7fe308c6090e09ff6a5bdf66495996c86f1cd596aac4e&

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-gif-21238001

[solar obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/466996905403219978/838479753635299328/image0.gif

[finite quest]

is this bad

atleast i didnt get china

[pastel quartz]

owo

[solar obsidian]

real

[narrow lotus]

fuck no

hahahahaha

[true sedge]

damn

[narrow lotus]

as a romanian i approve

[finite quest]

what

[glad carbon]

https://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/drague/vil-lov4.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/twins-twinsies-man-spiderman-spider-gif-12746886

[finite quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/404338516336574477/1070043492287529000/Insensiblebison_90b9e4_9758983.gif

why is this funny?

[pastel quartz]

racism is always funny 👍

[finite quest]

i dont think its racism but ok

nonetheless

i agree

its funny

[fresh rose]

you have NOT seen the video of the meatball recipe sheninigans

[finite quest]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1rH1CqV2gJw5gAvSpt1qyz?si=69f7eafa9517474d good song imo

https://open.spotify.com/track/6rne7RR7YOkAuRYeNP9GQT?si=e4188ed7e67d4c8a kinda fits the tone of stalker

[mystic bluff]

the best part... about making meatballs

[crimson flame]

im gonna beat you to death with a baseball bat

[toxic sundial]

Actually that's not true

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-christmas-low-tier-god-mods-gift-him-to-the-grinch-ltg-grich-gif-7509135813353094097

[toxic sundial]

There is an infamous video that existed in the early days of the internet in which a man records himself cooking meatballs in sauce. He exclaims that certain racial groups, of which he uses slurs to refer to, cannot enjoy meatballs as they do not know how to cook them

[undone wave]

She's college aged in the manga but they made here a high-schooler for the anime

[toxic sundial]

It was quite popular at the time

And I'm ashamed to have chuckled at it

I'd post it here of course, but I'd be banned forever

[stone blade]

[toxic sundial]

You can find it by searching "racist cooking meatballs" on youtube to find a censored video

I'll be honest

It's still kinda funny

[slender rock]

well fuck

[finite quest]

ice spice is so fuckign mid

not only is she mid her names isis gaston

https://tenor.com/view/gaston-villian-working-out-strong-lift-gif-11932844

gaston

[finite quest]

still mid

https://tenor.com/view/cool-gif-25161732

me and the fellow americans who resent the existence of the specimen therefore known as Isis Gaston

whats your name!

then im bubba

[slender rock]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[river robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1166107490971308052/1168537545194356758/when_you_know_you_know.mp4?ex=658044e5&is=656dcfe5&hm=9bd2bd5e821182e8822d4e5369f9bbe67fba2096b94864c448fe74ee9743b4ed&

[toxic sundial]

[slender rock]

oh that video

[toxic sundial]

Oh good

[finite quest]

how old do you think i am

[slender rock]

righto

[toxic sundial]

It's just the cackling

[slender rock]

I know

the video

😐

[toxic sundial]

Yeah

[slender rock]

yeah...

[toxic sundial]

We had to inform Santa about it earlier

[slender rock]

😐

[finite quest]

2007

https://tenor.com/view/burgerkingguy-gif-21201954

[slender rock]

I am necking myself...

[toxic sundial]

I'm glad I get to be an Internet historian and let all these zoomers know of our history

[zealous remnant]

:3

[toxic sundial]

Ages gone past

Where you could post a video like that

[slender rock]

I feel old...

time keeps on slipping...slipping...

into the....

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/future-squidward-spongebob-gif-4767609

[finite quest]

shut up

meant to type 2004 but i fatfingered and clicked 7

[slender rock]

2004?

[finite quest]

yes

[slender rock]

shuuuut up please

[finite quest]

what

[pale ingot]

how do you mistype 7 instead of 4

[finite quest]

fatfingered

[pale ingot]

sure

true

[finite quest]

i do use numpad sometimes

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/850870543937962064/984951320790331394/donalturmrp.gif

[stone blade]

I love minecraft

[slender rock]

I was born in '95

[finite quest]

DAM!

[slender rock]

ted I assume 90 or 89

👀

@winged phoenix close or too far?

93-94

[finite quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/945187411862880266/1099579550813405226/y.gif

[slender rock]

got it

yeah

[finite quest]

if you guys are so old you recognize this guy?

wheres internet historian

@toxic sundial

[toxic sundial]

Yeah?

[slender rock]

no I meant the assumed ages either go by tens

[toxic sundial]

What

[finite quest]

whos that man in the gif

[finite quest]

this

[fresh rose]

I thought you sent the whole thing

[slender rock]

although now it's like fuck

[toxic sundial]

I'm afraid I don't know

[finite quest]

i do though and i think his name is NoxVeruda

he died though

and he had a channel but its gone

[slender rock]

I remember when I was the young one...

[finite quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1101303653219979307/1137768536668901407/ezgif-4-c894e46347.gif

[slender rock]

😐 how the fuck did I manage to live this long

[finite quest]

i predict ima live to atleast 32 before i get stabbed by some random homeless guy

[slender rock]

43

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-gif-death-grips-big-chungus-hilarious-gif-18783023

[slender rock]

closer the typical midlife crisis

[finite quest]

tachyon!

[slender rock]

32 is just getting your life sorted, until idk something happens

[finite quest]

i can tell it sucks

[zealous remnant]

👴

[slender rock]

wait, are you US or euro?

[finite quest]

US

[slender rock]

yeah

[finite quest]

you work for the "American Dream"

[slender rock]

45 or 55 is the homeless guy stabbing you arc

[finite quest]

something that was once a reality but now is a fable

[slender rock]

its a lie yes

[finite quest]

it was once a real thing though it seems

[slender rock]

unless you have rich parents

or one of those go getter annoying pricks with no mental issues

so

[finite quest]

im a special american though bc i descend from clan munroe

you got anything unique or special about your bloodline?

dads side or moms

[frank citrus]

I fuckin hate when this happens

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624961771127439361/1177320421603950602/yku65w.mp4?ex=65848916&is=65721416&hm=bc98f1a5164e2a4cc0576177bfa354ef8b73e4270dbc0457bfedfd214b66a8b4&

@frank citrus https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/904427027078189057/1065366198084182056/zzx7lt8msgca1.mp4?ex=65834d97&is=6570d897&hm=e736989d8c95035c949b3f46852e73f92d652ee994aee8b1e392fca113e00ec1&

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/rika-furude-higurashi-nipah-shion-gif-20273950

Me driving home just a few minutes ago

[frank citrus]

p!hug @austere shadow

[foggy mantle]

iheartrena hugs Ontario

Powered by weeb.sh

[stone blade]

boys ladies and gents

what should I build in minecraft next

[pale ingot]

a girlfriend (impossible)

[stone blade]

Yeah that is off the list

Sorry

@narrow lotus

Lidl gang

[mystic bluff]

execution by cartel

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/446941755435122688/1176578264400150608/LQiLp3wnseAPVtHCRQZ1LTIMlYsKWG71.mp4?ex=656f60e6&is=655cebe6&hm=86d84805f50decb0d14b4421a96a29b879a3ad24a8eccc8b2ac1b8da1e147661&

[solar obsidian]

build a cool settlement in a cool place (like torn mountains/revines or something)

[delicate trail]

[crimson flame]

stupid bitch

[mystic bluff]

didnt even try to grab it, instantly covered mouth for whatever fuckin reason

[solar obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1098343895634554961/1104905457761529896/sam_hyde_wtf_reaction_AdobeExpress.gif

[narrow lotus]

REAL

[mystic bluff]

go ahead
input a number

[narrow lotus]

10% off cheese at Kaufland its over

[solar obsidian]

4

[mystic bluff]

lets say, hypothetically, the code did work
that would mean that Your butt is pretty big there, Why don't you come down and ill show it a good time!

https://tenor.com/view/edited-tf2-meet-the-medic-gif-22002258

[fierce jay]

[stone blade]

There's a village very close by in a taiga

Maybe make a little tent

a camp of sorts

Or

OR

Make a house on the mountain next to me

like on the ledge or the top

yeah

[finite quest]

kmart suit

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/edited-discord-message-edited-gif-26405535

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092619843045445719/1175942794527899729/06502bf9459743309b6d5678c10b20e8_120418021_1513808242749976_8665989615930412482_n.mp4?ex=656d1112&is=655a9c12&hm=57f42df7247e4e4866f9f00220e3d6f0f0e6dc40d2366ef0e8bbc37118f0707f&

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-soap-gif-22680670

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/nin-nine-inch-nails-trent-reznor-every-day-is-exactly-the-same-gif-22102144

[urban wren]

Ngl it is

Xd

[stone blade]

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/turn-up-volume-11-hype-turnedup-gif-27175135

"THERE IS NO LOVE HERE, AND THERE IS NO PAIN. EVERYDAY IS EXACTLY THE SAME"

[urban wren]

Xd

Chill out bro

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-thousand-yard-stare-stare-tiktok-wtf-gif-12206044702998985154

me when i see a bandit/monolith (im going to fucking murder them)

[slender rock]

^ storming CNPP with this playing

[finite quest]

shouldve listened to break the rules by simon viklund

you and i! we've been going the distance, aiming for the sky with a secret ambition, it's not our thing to walk the road that's paved
we're not the ones who roam the trail that's blazed

[mystic bluff]

I thought it starts from the 3rd day onwards

[mystic bluff]

Nah he ain't chilling he's cookin

[mystic bluff]

If you can keep yourself awake for 4 days you're genuinely fucked

Audio and visual hallucinations got you benadrylmaxxing basically

[slender rock]

wtf

[solar obsidian]

the end of the universe

[slender rock]

Exiled and unfit to help?

what did you do?

[solar coral]

I told a noob that theres big oiled up men in X18

[slender rock]

murder someones family?

xD

I mean

it felt like it when I ran through it on oldboy ShoC

getting pelted by the poltergeist in the other room.

[solar coral]

poltergeists cant detect you if you dont move

[slender rock]

He still threw a fucking barrel at me

I didn't do anything to him

[solar coral]

they're a non issue if you just stop moving the moment the overlay starts appearing

[slender rock]

He had it out for me the first time

it was personal

💀

[pastel quartz]

Baka sandwitch desu!

[solar coral]

people like you are why game awards is only anime

[velvet ruin]

I GOT THE FUCKING PC

STALKER TIME

[slender rock]

[delicate trail]

who?

[slender rock]

It says in the image, read

[upper axle]

if you're gonna deal out death to a large amount of people, at least play something fitting. https://open.spotify.com/track/6lvXDJ7GffT22aPATHMasv

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/catgirl-gif-19605722

[slender rock]

fair

[solar coral]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-confetti-yipee-gif-26461456

[upper axle]

congratulations. you have brought death to a hundred million people in a matter of minutes. how do you feel? does it feel good? you're a monster now.

basically AC4A's third ending

[slender rock]

what if one feels nothing. 😐

[upper axle]

then you truly are beyond any doubt, nothing more than a beast.

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/sylphie-mushokutensei-sylfy-marriage-gif-6982230031277687527

[slender rock]

[slender rock]

then this is the ending theme

[upper axle]

yeah

so here's how it works

[slender rock]

oh no

lecture time

[upper axle]

if it felt good, the theme song is Remember from AC4A. if you felt nothing, Komm Susser Tod. if it felt awful and you are filled with regret then the theme is (i will edit a song name here when i figure out a fitting one, feel free to suggest)

[finite quest]

no.

[slender rock]

hmm.... give me a bit to look through my 🏴‍☠️ folders of tactically aquiredd musik

it's gonna be abit

👍

[finite quest]

whatcha guys think about this?

[upper axle]

honestly i might just go with Old Snake's theme from MGS4

[finite quest]

i use this backpack instead of tourist cuz its the smarter thing to do

[upper axle]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1lflLgG2KHPhzQTtbE2qrj

[finite quest]

snake!?!? snake1!!

[upper axle]

somber guitar

[finite quest]

i never played mgs4, i might in the future though

[upper axle]

sounds of old man coughing up a lung

[finite quest]

my dad has the old ones

so i inturn got him the old dooms he played as a kid

[upper axle]

have you played all the other ones?

[finite quest]

havent touched it before but ive seen plenty of memes

[upper axle]

im NGL play all the other MGS games before playing 4.

[finite quest]

anyways

what you guys think about my inv

i dont have my main guns rn

[upper axle]

its an inventory.

[solar coral]

how tf do you have 38 stimpacks but no guns armor or artefacts

[upper axle]

yep

[finite quest]

hides > artefacts

[broken topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/iwuvboobsfr/status/1733631209035431991

[finite quest]

i have my guns racked rn

[solar coral]

Artefacts are absolutely better late game lmao, especially for anomaly protection suit

are you just like obsessed with crafting instead of playing the game xD

[finite quest]

THERES DUDE!!

[finite quest]

i got one of my guns from my armory

[glad carbon]

artefacts multiply ur resistances better

[pastel quartz]

cool here's mine

[finite quest]

@solar coral

[finite quest]

nice nice nice

[solar coral]

honestly i just exclusively max out rupture resistance

cuz mutants are way more dangerous than any lone stalker lol

[finite quest]

i have that knife i dont use it

[glad carbon]

it maxes out at like 90 right

[finite quest]

true, boars

[solar coral]

idfk ask the person who actually knows about-

[finite quest]

i could get another hide rq

[solar coral]

no

boars are easy

im talking about cats

[finite quest]

i have one stashed somewhere

cats are easy wym

[solar coral]

those mfers are the sole reason why i dont play ironman

[finite quest]

thats why i carry fucking chimera hunter toz lol

[solar coral]

they can 1 shot you if you arent careful lol

[glad carbon]

https://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/dispute/disp08.gif

[finite quest]

hasnt happened to me

[solar coral]

you must not play with damage recieve maxed out

[finite quest]

half way

[solar coral]

but boars are easy to loop

[finite quest]

chimeras arent an issue for buba

[solar coral]

the only real threats are cats, dogs (especially psy dogs), bloodsuckers, and lurkers in packs

[finite quest]

what about psysuckers

[solar coral]

i count those as bloodsuckers

[finite quest]

i stocked up on alot of rations, dont ask about it

[solar coral]

oh and whats that one psi enemy that uses a shield?

those mfers suck but they arent like dangerous

[slender rock]

f

[finite quest]

their annoying

[finite quest]

link

[solar coral]

send it to me over email so i can post it

[solar coral]

yeah they should at least take some damage, they cant even take melee or explosive damage

[slender rock]

its a flac

[finite quest]

my fridge inventory

[solar coral]

convert to MP4 and reduce the resolution to 2x1

[solar coral]

bro has a fridge what

[slender rock]

it is a album too so

fridge

[finite quest]

my bedroom

[slender rock]

wat

[solar coral]

how do you have so much lmao

[finite quest]

nerds

[solar coral]

do you just only play on one save

[finite quest]

imagine not having a fridge or an oven

ill play a merc or bandit on my next game

im a loner currently

[solar coral]

how long has this run been going on lmao

[finite quest]

uhh

like a week

i havent done brainscorch yet

[solar coral]

the actual fuck

[finite quest]

just preparing for the inevitable rush into the monolith and sin and unisg and military

[solar coral]

im convinced you cheated in all of this lol, or maybe im just not as chronically online xD

[finite quest]

the fridge and oven?

[solar coral]

all the items lol

[finite quest]

well i found the fridge off a trader same for oven

[solar coral]

98 fuckin MREs

[finite quest]

those arent mres bud

those arent rations

are*

i bought all those rations

[solar coral]

also i thought 100% hides were impossible, was it fixed recently?

i havent played in a while

[finite quest]

the hides i cheated bc i wasnt able to find them even after murking multiple of them

[glad carbon]

prolly has rpg

[glad carbon]

LOL

[solar coral]

honestly fair

[finite quest]

i have bad but good luck

[solar coral]

i just dont grind for hides

[glad carbon]

you need to kill like 20 chimeras for a hide

[finite quest]

bubba isnt the luckiest man

[solar coral]

since artefacts are easier

[finite quest]

killed like 25

bubba is enjoying his life in the rookie village though

watchin tv

[solar coral]

srsly tho, grinding for hides imo is useless since by the time you get something good you already have like enough cash to straight up buy a compass lmap

[finite quest]

chimera hide is fucking op lol

[solar coral]

absolutely not

[finite quest]

did it for the weight

theyre good for the defense stats 100%

[solar coral]

I could easily replace a chimera hide with a plate due to the increase in BR being so fucking good

[finite quest]

what kinda plate

i havent found plates

[solar coral]

max level plate

[finite quest]

the only plates i have are

[solar coral]

you craft them

[finite quest]

plates

[solar coral]

the grok bot is woke btw

[finite quest]

kitchen plate

[livid pond]

yuck ( what the heck is the grok bot )

[finite quest]

my front door

[solar coral]

twitters AI chat bot

when someone asked it about elon it said they hate him

[finite quest]

my front door is a shelf

[solar coral]

Honestly if enemies couldnt just phase thru those it would be p cool to set up like a secret base in limansk or pripyat

[finite quest]

they cant phase through

it just gets them stuck lol

[solar coral]

they can phase thru, trust me

[finite quest]

during storms i got guys killed cuz i blocked my door off

[solar coral]

the pathfinding in STALKER does not care about walls

[finite quest]

and they couldnt enter

and they all exploded

[solar coral]

lmao imagine

emission pathfinding is what i like to call soft pathfinding, where the AI isnt forced to survive :)

then theres hard pathfinding where the mfer phases thru the wall to ehadshot me

[finite quest]

my precious

better lighting

well then

isnt that interesting

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-donaldtrump-interview-banned-cnn-gif-7677105

[pastel quartz]

Dont try to 1984 me

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/zakir-naik-may-allah-forgive-you-because-i-wont-gif-25702260

The real question is: what will I do with you

[finite quest]

pretty sure he cant post rats getting their weenie cut off

[grizzled meadow]

Of course not

[finite quest]

witht he caption "TRANS RIGHTS!"

[light charm]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-crush-his-skull-naughty-list-naughty-ltg-gif-4715180270582084117

[dreamy flax]

Your search query for audit logs returned nothing...

[grizzled meadow]

It's a first

[dreamy flax]

Warned ltwin_weim for: Don't post that kind of shit again
Warning: 1

[finite quest]

YW

caps

[pastel quartz]

If I knew that would cause such controversy I wouldnt do it

[grizzled meadow]

Fuck around and find out am I right

[slender rock]

Nosferatu person thing

[light charm]

Mushrooms

Eat them

[slender rock]

idk about those ones

those might be vomit and Hallucinate for 12 hours

[pastel quartz]

Hey, I remember you from EFP server

[pastel quartz]

When you answered to skibidi toilet video I sent

[light charm]

And not death so a taste test would work

[slender rock]

Suuuure... until you're getting your stomach pumped at the ER

👀

[light charm]

Nah go on try them

Nothing bad will happen

[glad carbon]

mushrooms are yummy

its like floorpills

[slender rock]

you guys go first, I'll just observe and will be taking notes

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-what-ylliene-cute-huh-gif-24533159

[light charm]

[finite quest]

its time to raid brainscorch

[glad carbon]

ugly rat

[light charm]

[light charm]

He’s just like me :3

[undone wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/1182048015184314541/jolly_kruglov.gif?ex=65834700&is=6570d200&hm=4f1a17f3ce8fc36ab6de065a9d3adc81bd362ec62d301958f1b482372d02f3f6&

[glad carbon]

:3

https://tenor.com/view/cool-cat-haha-funny-cat-smiley-face-gif-22386487

[finite quest]

sheeesh

is this good

i can buy it

[light charm]

Maybe

[slender rock]

[light charm]

Buy it

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stupid-slobber-the-bluetooth-device-is-ready-to-pair-gif-17323072743601828847

[light charm]

Trust me

It’s super good

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1105204426257485946/1183536276964642866/ShitpostRock_640p_20231210_233014.mp4?ex=6588b10d&is=65763c0d&hm=2b4688de3f0363f506eee1033effd84d707ef8da1d90825f7434b90357858e02&
Me when Josta gets coal for christmas

[grizzled meadow]

Why are you asking here, you have like #╓☢stalker-chat and #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[glad carbon]

no rules against it

[zealous remnant]

[grizzled meadow]

[light charm]

We can gaslight him into buying bad shit

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-cat-plink-cat-gif-1794292671885121408

@light charm

[zealous remnant]

:3

[undone wave]

he thinks brainfart mains play gamma

[light charm]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-wide-cat-plink-cat-meow-gif-27396868

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/possum-gif-24544987

[undone wave]

When you're manning the ship and you count 4 blue dots instead of 3

[light charm]

That means new friend!!!

[undone wave]

https://www.moddb.com/mods/goku-bracken-skin-mod

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1174777217864183938/caption-2.gif?ex=6568d38b&is=65565e8b&hm=079a5918de9d630201f2baac30ca12d309657f116f4a771e5640536df718c97f&

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-cat-gif-27286180

[feral kiln]

they can walk walls lol

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-tongue-tongue-out-tongue-sticking-out-gif-27660683

[uncut obsidian]

YU ARE STUPDID!!!!

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stupid-slobber-the-bluetooth-device-is-ready-to-pair-gif-17323072743601828847

[light charm]

Okie rate my stalker loadout

[glad carbon]

yu are penis muncher!!!

[uncut obsidian]

mok

[glad carbon]

nomnomnom

[uncut obsidian]

average Lethal Company player

[slender rock]

My god

[warped goblet]

perhaps

[slender rock]

okay first of all

WHY

and 2nd of all

WHY

[light charm]

Bro looks like she taped 2 balloons to her chest like damn

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-3255288939192653432

[light charm]

We love the sky penis

[slender rock]

[solar coral]

me fr

[slender rock]

what the fuck

did I come back to

[glad carbon]

classic brainfart

[slender rock]

mhm

[quartz ridge]

leave

rn

leave the server

[glad carbon]

hi alex

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/kick-ass-gif-15582135

hello frog

[glad carbon]

how's ur sunday

[quartz ridge]

decent

revoering after me and my friend got attacked by a homeless man

safe to say multiple honey buns are in the microwave ATM

[glad carbon]

first trip to sf im guessin?

[undone wave]

If you see a mask item, be sure to put it on. It gives you a powerful buff

[storm stream]

https://hugelolcdn.com/v/909046.mp4
me when

me when the angry game

[primal kiln]

https://fxtwitter.com/IsaRatties/status/1733964837997211837

[glad carbon]

one of...

[slender rock]

there's enough XP catching up for shit idk

eh

meh

[grizzled meadow]

I swear I'll ban that stupid fucking cat

[slender rock]

which cat?

[grizzled meadow]

The boykisser cat

[slender rock]

ah yeah

nothing lost if you do

[delicate trail]

maybe

[glad carbon]

😭

nuuuuu

[delicate trail]

plz do, ill pay you

[slender rock]

I am gonna an asshole here and say yeah that meme is over done

the novelity has weaned off

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602077288296742913/1129712547210211339/ezgif.com-gif-maker_1.gif

[slender rock]

you'll understand when you work for retail during this time

[glad carbon]

christmas retail

[slender rock]

yes

you don't work in retail ay?

[glad carbon]

the most wonderful awful time of the year

[slender rock]

👀

do ya?

it's a yes or no answer

[glad carbon]

no

gladl

[slender rock]

lol

[grizzled meadow]

How much

[slender rock]

Moderation and Customer service is pretty much that, except falco doesn't get paid

[glad carbon]

dont whore urself out falco

you're worth atleast 3 meatball subs

[slender rock]

let the man get a living wage for the misery each update brings

fun fact those in CS and IT depression and stress is like fucking high

highest is medical services

Be nice to your nurses and ER staff

👀

and drink water... right now

do it!

[urban wren]

Greetings guys

Xd

[glad carbon]

drink water and eat ur greens

[toxic sundial]

Guh

[light charm]

Eat grass it’s a tasty snack

[toxic sundial]

Awahahhaa widdle fellas

[light charm]

Doggo

[urban wren]

I like how ya give me that friendly person vibes but at the same time a dude who hates himself

Xd

[slender rock]

I been dealing with a lot of stupid shit lately

[urban wren]

E

Fair enough

[slender rock]

trying to tolerate it as some things you cannot change it. the powers that be make it the way as it is.

people and situations the alike

:/

[urban wren]

Understandable

[toxic sundial]

Shower beer

Goes hard

[slender rock]

sometimes to let go of things you can't change is better than trying to conform everything to be how you (figurtive you) want it be. This is hard for me

so learning experience as we go

WOOOSH

https://tenor.com/view/possum-opossum-roomba-gif-24182762

[urban wren]

Lol

Been trying to learn acoustic guitar from my bf

So far am loving it

[quartz ridge]

hell no this happened in my city

state capital too

they are releasing him because apprently attacking 2 people isn't a big enough charge

[slender rock]

wait what happened?

[quartz ridge]

cops seemed pissed

[slender rock]

Gek

what?

[quartz ridge]

me and a friend hung out near a college campus
went over there to see if the vending machine was open

got attacked by a homeless man who took my friend's backpack

but because we said we didn't see the man take the backpack they have to release him

he attacked us

we rna off cause he was 2x bigger than us and tweaker energy

friend dropped backpack and the ass hat took it

[slender rock]

Los rios or Sac uni?

[quartz ridge]

SAC

[slender rock]

oh

Los rios is good about that shit

not sure about sacstate

fucking bullshit

[quartz ridge]

los rios has homeless people at CRC during weekends

and cops don't do anything about it

im pisseddd

[uncut obsidian]

#1097066327497244752 message

[toxic sundial]

@uncut obsidian

[urban wren]

Xd

[slender rock]

Main campus was chill and didn't let fucked up peeps stay

[quartz ridge]

i still have my stuff but my friend lost everything school related ( he goes there )

[slender rock]

ugh

do we have a discription of this fuck

[quartz ridge]

can't disclose

prob going to court

[slender rock]

not here of course

ah

shit

I was gonna say

I'd challenge the fuck

usually they're all bullshit about their tweaker shit

tell them to go fuck off before you through them into the river head first they're not shit

[toxic sundial]

Lobotomy

[slender rock]

but idk

[urban wren]

Xd

[slender rock]

idk during 2016-through '18 at least SCC main campus was pretty strict

[urban wren]

I like how the only friendly part of gamma is it's meme channel

Lol

[slender rock]

when I was homeless they let us hang out until like 12am

[toxic sundial]

[slender rock]

taking classes of course but yeah

idk

[uncut obsidian]

Should've been a blind dog

[toxic sundial]

Nah

Big brown man works better

Movie reference

[uncut obsidian]

Dog's also brown

[light charm]

https://vxtwitter.com/PokoChokos/status/1733941373370282490?t=H_ivsXLzW0o9bVE0066f2A&s=19

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-cute-gif-11472386

[slender rock]

smol

[toxic sundial]

I joined a lethal company lobby and someone said they just drank 4 500 ml beers

When I asked about ml he said he was Canadian and I left the lobby immediately

[uncut obsidian]

why would you ask about ml

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge I guess it's been getting worse after the lockdowns I suppose

[toxic sundial]

Because that's not how you measure

[uncut obsidian]

it is

[toxic sundial]

You use ounces

Like a normal person

[quartz ridge]

100%

[true sedge]

wtf is a "500ml" beer? a bottle is like 330, can is about the same

[quartz ridge]

fuck tweakers man

[uncut obsidian]

what's an ounce? 1/4 of a football field?

[slender rock]

not sure what the city is fucking doing with the money they're getting. let alone the state

[delicate trail]

tasty

[quartz ridge]

this was CLEARLY a piece of shit who has never worked a day in his life

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge I lived with two of the fucks for 5 years

[toxic sundial]

Yeah I drink about 1/4 a football field avery day

[slender rock]

it fucking sucks

[delicate trail]

https://tenor.com/view/grill-grilling-summer-bbq-barbecue-gif-5066813

[slender rock]

this housing program is rifed with nothing but Boozers, tweaks and people who steal shit from you

[delicate trail]

1/16th of a pound

[slender rock]

My mom and I are missing a bunch of silverware

[uncut obsidian]

What is a pound

[slender rock]

we just bought a set when last roommate moved out

like wtf

[uncut obsidian]

Isn't that an action

Like getting pounded

[delicate trail]

a unit of weight, 2.2lbs = 1 kg

[toxic sundial]

A pound is 16 ounces

[true sedge]

people shit on the american measurement system but the British/canadian one is even worse

measuring people? pounds. anything else? kg

[uncut obsidian]

What is an ounce

[toxic sundial]

1/16 a pound

[delicate trail]

something for you to ask questions about

[uncut obsidian]

What is a pound

[delicate trail]

are you blind

[toxic sundial]

16 ounces

[uncut obsidian]

What is an ounce

[toxic sundial]

1/16 pound

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge it's even more funny how they scream the loudest about being stolen from when they stole shit all the fucking time.

[delicate trail]

im gunna chalk this up to skill issue at this point

[uncut obsidian]

What is a pond

[true sedge]

imperial measurements are so dumb because you cant conceptualize them like wtf is 1lb, or an ounce??

[toxic sundial]

What I do to your mom

[slender rock]

it's retarded I will never understand the thought process

[toxic sundial]

😎

[uncut obsidian]

You pond my mom? Thanks, she always wanted a pond in the backyard

[delicate trail]

https://tenor.com/view/regular-show-mordecai-rigby-ohhh-gif-4908690

[toxic sundial]

Ponder her orbs

[true sedge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015278383925571635/1167513657735917588/attachment-22.gif?ex=654e66d3&is=653bf1d3&hm=08e3847841a9ebc83eb8e21cea155778e9ffeb55d2caacc5bd11614ff4e286e0&

[slender rock]

apparently it doesn't matter how long you've been in the program. If someone has issues, they'll just project or redirect and say that you're being the problem

[quartz ridge]

i lived with one for a while before he got kicked out

[slender rock]

dude still doesn't wear headphones for shit dude

I killed 2 sets of earbuds because of wearing them all the time

[toxic sundial]

Why does tomorrow have to be monday

Can't I have a second Sunday?

[delicate trail]

no

[slender rock]

FUCKING IN RIGHT NOW

[toxic sundial]

It's only fair

[delicate trail]

bro you look like a meth tweaker wtf

[slender rock]

pls die

[toxic sundial]

Isis gave us better quality photos of our journalist they kidnapped holy shit

[delicate trail]

i already did

[true sedge]

was this taken with a nokia

[delicate trail]

and rose 3 days later

[toxic sundial]

You sending from 1994?

[slender rock]

PS3 eye camera

it's utter shit

[true sedge]

are you serious

[slender rock]

but they made software to hack it

[toxic sundial]

This was funny and no one is talking about it I hate all of yoy

[slender rock]

dead serious

[true sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/gameboy-camera-gameboy-camera-lowpoly-bit-compressed-gif-18933844

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-hrmm-thinky-cat-hmmm-gif-26528454

[oblique spire]

ww2 footage has better quality then that

[oblique spire]

based

[true sedge]

im actually on this server using pictochat

[oblique spire]

I'm on this server using the nintendo DS network chat

[slender rock]

I use a fucking 12ch mixer you'd use for a shithole venue bar for one xlr mic

Of no brand

It works somehow

[slender rock]

yes

[warped goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-jump-barbarian-meme-sped-up-gif-14074021366932976810

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Smo-3UZCTM

fucking mort

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT116E2W2JQ

[warm drift]

I love send pics too

[split canyon]

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1159979001989845002/slap_1.mp4

[urban wren]

I love how people I asked about gta's hardest mission then they tell me wrong side of the track

Xd

[warm drift]

[urban wren]

Is wrong side of the track really that hard?

[slender rock]

alchie mate?

[warm drift]

I love magic

[slender rock]

ah yeah

totally magical

[warm drift]

Only one left

[urban wren]

I don't drink alcohol

Xd

[warm drift]

I do

[warm drift]

[toxic sundial]

I posted one of those jolly gifs and someone immediately replied with how capitalism created an over consumption holiday and that I'm a liberal

I hit them back with the

https://tenor.com/view/my-jolly-reaction-jolly-my-honest-reaction-gif-5490890317762380451

[gloomy shadow]

jollyposting

[slender rock]

I don't drink, if I do it's with food and rarely. just not into it.

[undone wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/1182048015184314541/jolly_kruglov.gif?ex=65834700&is=6570d200&hm=4f1a17f3ce8fc36ab6de065a9d3adc81bd362ec62d301958f1b482372d02f3f6&

[slender rock]

seen enough people being plastered, wasted, or just fucked up on booze

lost family to it.

[slender rock]

seen what it can turn people into

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/that-was-jolly-gif-13903714711105859022

We stay jolly posting

[slender rock]

:/

so we just

[warm drift]

When I'm drunk I love everyone and want hugs

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-morning-good-morning-coffee-images-gif-12121789316463949651

[warm drift]

Never made ahit

[slender rock]

ah, better than the others so

but in moderation

[urban wren]

Sad news

[warm drift]

I'm very accurate when I'm drunk

[toxic sundial]

When I'm sober, ah who am I kidding

[urban wren]

Am out of coffee

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-christmas-posting-jolly-cat-christmas-this-cat-looks-at-jolly-people-gif-4925436984769801382

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-jolly-cat-jolly-cat-merry-christmas-gif-9272976883674260918

[slender rock]

store run to get more cawffee

[light charm]

https://tenor.com/view/my-jolly-reaction-jolly-my-honest-reaction-gif-5490890317762380451

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-cawfee-gif-15354000

[warm drift]

When I'm sober I'm the same

[slender rock]

I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF CAWWFFEE YOU WANT CAWFFEE

[warm drift]

Yesss

[slender rock]

WH-WHO WANTS CAWFFEEE

[warm drift]

YAAS

Meee

No

[slender rock]

I AM MAKING CAWFFEE

lol

[warm drift]

I need to sleep

[toxic sundial]

I'm straight when I'm sober

[warm drift]

Breaking rulws

[toxic sundial]

Yeah no slurs bud, think about your actions next time

https://tenor.com/view/beam-christmas-gif-10915426656381575858

[urban wren]

No offense but ya give me the vibes of the 40 yr old man

XD

[warm drift]

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIjzbIHBuRw

[urban wren]

Like sorry to say it

[slender rock]

[urban wren]

But I wanted to say that so hard

[warm drift]

People's are 80% made of watter but I made 80% of love

[toxic sundial]

Don't ask the happenese how we found out what percentage water we are

[warm drift]

I'm not that old

[gloomy shadow]

i am totally 80% blueberry muffin oatmeal

[urban wren]

Ik but ya give me the vibes am not speculating ya age

Xd

[warm drift]

Meow meow

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/hicelina-cleanup-wet-towel-soaking-wet-wringing-towel-gif-21689721

[toxic sundial]

I was searching Christmas stockings but I seem to have found something different

[warm drift]

I need to buy Christmas stockings

[toxic sundial]

PayPal me 4400$

[warm drift]

No

[slender rock]

[warm drift]

I have only euros

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-seethe-cope-seethe-cope-cope-seethe-cope-gif-20867322

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-short-skill-issue-gif-12822647914317903047

[warm drift]

xD

[slender rock]

either cat is 26 and just plays the cat persona wayy to much

or is like 16 and is a minor

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/sneed-americincel-based-gif-20819189

[slender rock]

eitherway

[oblique spire]

or is a 40 year old trying to be hip and cool

[slender rock]

38 year old

[urban wren]

Nice pronounce

Xd

[oblique spire]

57 year old

[warm drift]

I'm 60

[slender rock]

eh

[warm drift]

[slender rock]

[warm drift]

Nyahahahahaja

[oblique spire]

uh huh....

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-smiling-cat-cat-cute-kitty-gif-15081434

[slender rock]

Perkele...

[warm drift]

Cat persona?

[slender rock]

its what I said

[urban wren]

I finished F.E.A.R.

Finally

[warm drift]

Cat persona

3h of sleep left

[heavy peak]

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/dimden-cat-cute-discord-discord-mod-gif-23623293

[warm drift]

Ты

[heavy swallow]

how long am i going to be a fuckin brainfart exile for

[warm drift]

True

[toxic sundial]

Illegal

[urban wren]

What did ya do?

Xd

[warm drift]

Rest of ur life

[warm drift]

Meow?

[heavy swallow]

I posted one fuckin meme in response to a minimod

[little mirage]

Lethal pumpaning

[heavy swallow]

He took it personally and went out of his way to fuck me over

[slender rock]

that was a mistake wasn't it vere

yeah...

yeah..

[toxic sundial]

D:

[warm drift]

Ban

[slender rock]

rude..

[toxic sundial]

NOOOOOOOO

[slender rock]

not even wearing steel toed boots either

[heavy swallow]

Is it actually permanent?

[slender rock]

you're gonna break your toes

[warm drift]

@heavy peak

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/dimden-cat-cute-cat-meme-discord-rules-gif-22604713

[heavy swallow]

There's no appeal?

[slender rock]

Nope

[warm drift]

Kiss other users

[toxic sundial]

When? I have a list