#🎪bruh-fart
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am back
turns out its a day off
so i wasted time to go the hospital on foot running thinking i was late

its kinda directed towards me and you

I wish you nothing but the best and I hope you lead a joyful and meaningful life
same for you king

This stuff is HD af, what are you using
definitive modpack for GTA classic trilogy
i guess
lemme link it for you
Definitive patch
seriously perfect. Remaster doesn't come close
looks nice might give it a go
this patch is almost the same size as the base game 
it has almost all rockstar games classic games
or all of em
Is there a way to play rockstar games without the shitty launcher
i got disk copies ps2 and windows so i cant help you
depends which ones
you can get a PS2 copy of San Andreas and play it on PC using PCSX2 only using the disc drive no special stuff needed
is manhunt the one with the guy escaped from the insane asylum
yes
If you want to play let's say GTA IV you can buy it on steam and downgrade it to version 1.0.7.0 and play without the launcher.
@fading shuttle hi alex
also get dxvk for gta iv fixes most bad stutters
Falco gave me a headache I'm tryna sleep
Gn
Second favorite white boy in the server
man GTA IV still has some of the most fun driving mechanics
I'm Bulgarian, we are a community of color
I gotta replay it after SA
i agree
#1 favorite poc
gone instantly
no consideration
whats your favorite gta tho
mines gotta be san andreas
probably san andreas. Or GTA V
each has it's pros and cons but GTA V is just on a whole nother level
the swing set too 
exactly 
what's the funny country thats full of landmines
bosnia
this swing set crashed my old PC to smetharine
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I bussin.
hmm
max payne 1 is my favorite game
cause its that first game that introduced me to gaming
is max payne old?
no offense but 2001

judging by playtime it's tf2
who else pissing on the cat
d3
cod modern warfare was my first videogame ever
J1
then I'm going with gothic
a10
D2 or D3 my fav 
tho i use mostly asian toilet
a good A1
how does they look like
J1 goated
hit the wall with splatter and let it soak into the baseboard
y'all standing up while pissing in the bowl?
I just sit so i don't have to wipe the seat
sitting down is a luxury
Realistically I-5
we all should do that
like this or the other one
we clean with water too, always ready for rimjob
then use the sink 
can wash your balls at the same time
better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum
I’d cry having to try and use this tf
if i have that in a public toilet i would use the sink
you dont even have to shake it dry, you just wash it off with the faucet
man that's some luxury bullshit

and then you gently place your testicles on the hand towel to dry em off
nice classic
oh shit
I had music playing
uh
you should get a piss rag
use less TP
i like your taste of music
oblivion ahh music
that's so cool
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A gif for ants
Can’t tell what that is

okay
squatting is better than sitting, less hemorrhoid chance
thats cause u dont sit u squat like a true slavic
shit squat
according to our physology
sqautting for a shit is more natural than it is sitting on a chair with a hole in it
tho one thing I'm not sure of... do you completely remove your pants?
no
I'd prolly end up getting doodoo on my levis ngl
makes sense, since cavemen shat in the woods squatting
if your legs and core isn't strong I guess so
i printed the "go ahead pee" meme to a paper
am planning on taping it to my toilet
and having your feet flat, aka slav squat is ideal
so you hover over the bowl and what so on
idk
I couldn't do it
I take off my shirt when I shit I'm fighting for my life in there
there is a bunch
sacred ratio of having a shit, literally
same 
Speaking of shit, throughout this year I've had nothing but golden shits. My digestion reached godlike efficiency
no only some clothes require that
I don't know if I have some sort of diesease but I always gotta wipe for like 5 minutes after I take a dump
Fibonaccipoo
and it's never a satisfying shit
oatmeal
okay I am done
fiber 
true I really need to up my fiber
I eat like ass
dudes died
socks and shoes are OFF
eating ass master class?
if you're taking a butt ass naked shit you're in the trenches
one day
@grizzled meadow do you know if there's a master class for eating ass?
3rd pic: coke nail on pinkie
medical doctorate
Maryland, North-eastern US
he was launching a space program
yeah, it makes sense now
why can't they deal with snow if they're in the north east?
According to a friend who lives in MD they're reads notes "built different"
definitely a place that exists and is real
-_-
if I hit delete here...
people in the very early new england states tend to be a little...odd
I invoke the 5th
over here cops don't even need probable cause
so 1984?
something like that
kill them
death them
slaughter them
JERMA NO
Don't we have peeps in NV?
ya'll be safe if that's the case, I can't remember if we do
idk

true.
however, i agree people gotta stay safe
more of an PSA for people who have family who live near that area
murica moment
What’s up brainfart
Sadly, yes
Oh god
meow does NOT approve of cheating


tbh
meow is like
autistic?
acoustic
annoying?
🎸
yeah
Meowmachine is back?!?
Scott as a person fucking sucks and I’d totally kick him in the nads
all the above?
no sorry im still battling slitting my wrist and bronchitis
I never cared to watch that movie
Stop that one and oof
good
Attention seeking machine
Share
okay!!
I have come to hate meowmachine less
Mostly because multiple significantly worse people exist.
So not really.
But maybe by proxy.
If I could slap, I would
i only watch scott pilgrim for the saucy lesbians
Yayayayayayay :3
:333
Real and true. All da women in the show give me hardcore gender envy.
i want to kiss ramona
Saucy lesbians the best
(on the lips)

NOOOOOOOOOO
Put on the damn hat
😠
OH YOU'RE LIVE ON TWITCH?
lucky enough I had an actual photo from years ago
What?
Thanks for this, saved
i think people forget just because im retarded and annoying doesnt mean i do not have the right to exist as a person
real talk

im not codes through a screen

but anyways
thats what a code would say
ok AI
10110110011101110101?
I tried to get Maia to talk to me when they had a weird freak out in my DMs, he just had a weird meltdown instead and blocked me when I tried to help.
cyberpunk is ass, 45fps at most
maja doesnt like ppl dming them
cant wait to get to fun part
console cyber sucks

what about pc
holy shit guys its ryan gosling
have u considered ur platform or pc sucks?
how does one help with them being tired of the server?
Maia DM’d me first.
i get solid 70 with a 1050 ti
This was before that
PC is better because mods and better hardware
oh them hm idk
i member that time maja leaked the dm's of a dude that hated them in brainfart, but tried to rizz maja up in dm's
that shit was pure gold
i was always a big sis role to maja
no
its a shame to see them leave
true
what about laptop cyberpunk
you would think thats even worse
laptop is just console but +5% maybe
the whole "they only like me when I acting braindead" is actually the annoying part, no one wants braindead TEEHEE RAWR XD RANDOM
shits annoying.
idk
i guess im upgrading to 16gigs ram
schizi moment
schizo
Nope
Also imagine changing how you act to satisfy people who don’t like you.
Fuck people who don’t like me, die mad lol.
also fuctions as a heater
Kidney stone mfers
No but I know how to make a cum-smoothie that you can gulp smoothly
if your house is cold just boot up current year game on max settings
What the fuck falco
nope
its a meme
Id rather you be a terrorist or something
love me that 2fps
what the fuck
We quote that video 100 times a day
vomits
FALCO WHAT
kek w
Consume the cum chalice
Fuck everyone named Alex
the g word is a blocked word?
yes meow
fr tho fuck alex i hate that mf
Cum messiah
Gey is blorked
blorked
Indeed
Falco your time is short
me approaching my pc after along day of literally doing nothing
cringemachine you should send falco nitro, his nitro ran out a while back and he keeps crying about not having nitro
good thing cyberpunk is on my ssd
oh okay i will then
Okay falco alt
LOL
Send it to me instead
Send it to me (don't do it i hate nitro)
Totally false
Ermmm
don't make me leak screenshot. Bc i will and you know it
You get no PIPEBOMB in your Christmas present budd6
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!
I can offer grumpy friend advice
so
My memory doesn't work, you know this already, I forgot 
no you are just trying to gaslight me again
he would never gaslight you, how can you say that?!?
Steal a car?
That's Alex
i speak from experience
Buddy you have to specify which one....
people so green they don't even understand quotes from the cumbible
airmeow
Just because I said you're black once, bro you are black
what about that time you gaslight me into thinking boykisser posting was illegal and i reported it?
Real
It is illegal
keep lyin
Iphone will tell you if yhere is one
i reported it and they laughed at me
snitch spotted, balls dissapearing
and then posted boykisser and pinged me
I don't have a iphone shit thing
you can report???
🥩
i just thought you had to take shit in stride
I SHOW MEATTTTT
you would be shocked how many times i accidentally snitched to falco
Where's the lamb sauuuce
“young man…”
Ige said so many poltician things in this channel and not been caught
KILL YOURSELF!
accidently
snitched
hey
why the fuck is your name pillow princess
SHUT UP
A promenant poster here has posted songs with the n wordo in it
okay :(
Songs are fine
because I am a pillow princess
what have they done to you
Lamb sauce, but LAMP sauce?
Does
RELEASED MY N wordo
Release my n wordo count
I don't know what you're talking about
he forgot to have his pills again
:3 mrrrp mreow
This is my work :3
:3
:3


Ima slap all three of you
:3
99999999
:3
:3
:3
and nothing of value was lost.
fuck off already jfc
go have a good christmas
GUYS WHOSE IN PARIS???
unless you're into being slapped then idk
French people
:3
Wrong answer bro!
....
You Have to be 12
Whats the right answer then
No, but i will go and suck
who else basting their meat rn
not me i am a good christian boy
get that reverse sear 

is a thirsty... being, further research is required

can't breathe
ok what the fuck
basting turkey
Kanye said it
broo nooooo
was it something about jews?

stop molesting meat wtf
chicken brussy
Oh my goodnesss THE SONG!!!
sorry not a discord mod, its not molesting its passionate love making
i think you got it backwards, thinking like that MAKES you a discord mod
what a discord mod thing to say
which song?
Fellas in paris
i googled it and actually found the song
Brotha's in Paris
wait what
Kane East
actually looks a bit like my uncle
your uncle goateed?
except my uncle has the toilet bowl rim haircut
my apologies
yes
he a freak for that head crussy
feelin like a freak on a leash
peices of korn songs that have davisisms in them and mixed them
I would like to dedicate this song to prepare to celebrate the festival of happiness to my friends, followers and everyone. I've sung this song I don't know if it turned out well or not. Will I pronounce it correctly? I only know that everything truly comes from the spirit. I feel really happy when I sing this song, so I want to share my ha...
What did you all do to her 
this guy definitely has relatives that escaped from germany to argentina
what the hell is progesterone we don’t need that
Don't worry sweetie you'll understand when you're older
aint that the stuff you find in grocery stores
no
shit i need to get me some progesterone that’s tasty

Cyberpunk is no more
There was women sports in 80's?
damn men have progesterone life is rigged
Based
Be true to yourself
There was women in the 80's?
there were women?
what’s women?
No.
They were in beta.
They weren’t publicly released yet.
Sorry
The Juno satellite to NASA
Its a whoremoan
her?
Maja is a man
maja kinda types like a girl
maja is a man
hard to describe
always has been, always will be
that might be just the brain damage
is it a woman, or just an autistic guy, we'll never know
tis joke

Fuck me, why is it so fucking laggy
you can use the first gadget
in various ways
ate a gyros and all the sudden I feel like I woke up from a three year coma
typa shit I been on
Menace
Also how did delight rank higher than me I was super nice to maja
well if you insist
If it's still that laggy after restart Im kms
she did it
Lol what'd you do to get exiled this time?
AAAAAH I FUCKING HATE THE NEW MOBILE UI
Meow needs to be exiled for their own good
whoever at discord made it i will strangle with their shoelaces
why lol
wish the minecraft brewing system wasn't so aids
What do you mean
its not too bad with a guide
Meowmachine was the Maja before there was maja
needs a rework
It's sort of a dread pirate Roberts thing, now that Maja is gone meow is back
Why
I liek it
Okay brainfart what dost thou want for Christmas
I just play infdev forever
its because its so ancient thats why its bizarre
Guide book would be nice
mechanic hasn't been changed in ages
we got caves update before we got potion update
makes me not want to make them because of how weird they are to make
but thats just me
also I got netherite helmet and boots today
and I finished the last 2 sides of the storage hall
Why those two
because the fk do pants do
they dont have soul speed
and my helmet has respiration and aqua affinity
chestplate no because elytra
so those 2
They have higher armor don't they
what does
I dont need armor
I have protection 4 on 3 pieces and fire prot on helmet
pretty much nothing does damage to me
they look bitchin
upgrading the chestplate would be useless
drip upgrade
minecraft meta slave smh
what?
no?
I waited quite a while tbh to upgrade to netherite
didnt need it
Netherite doesn't give anything except armor does it?
Also can’t burn in lava when dropped, so you don’t lose it if you die near lava.
Which usually isn’t a huge issue because by the point you have it dying is rare but it’s another plus I guess
tax breaks
So real
This game is so fucking laggy
i am perma exile
@robust cove
afake
chairman edward
Killed 3 fucking legends
What are your opinions of #╟🔰☢newbies-chat immigrants looking for work as shitposters here in #🎪bruh-fart? How will you prevent our native shitposters losing precious reacts to these alien lmaos?
Close the Brainfart Borders Now
Are there any plans for a universal
react for every citizen?
Fortress Brainfart, Close the Borders NOW
praying mantis moment
Can I get an “ L “ in the chat?
Hi Ted Hi Metro
I think that borders need to remain open to promote better trade links between offtopic, brainfart, and newbieschat. I think these three nations can coexist under a minimalistic government by the people for the people.
Brainfart can police itself and the regular figureheads here are well established and the status quo is not at risk of being overthrown by alien lmaos, it will benefit everyone to be relatively inclusive for the time being
Nexusmods: 😤
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#🎪bruh-fart WILL NEVER FALL TO COMMUNIST INVASION
COMMUNIST DETECTED ON #🎪bruh-fart SOIL - LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED
Communist Detected On Brainfart Soil
Lethal Force ENGAGED

it's pretty cringe here too but the base cringe level so high nobody notices
sorry what's a "cringe"?
@fierce jay
Death is a preferable Option to #╟❓general-offtopic 
Didn't we all experience communism one way or another?
#╟❓general-offtopic is the very definition of Failure
sounds like something a commie would say 
Next you gonna list the benefits of universal basic income
Tactical Assessment: Chance of #╟❓general-offtopic Victory
Zero % 
taxes are theft or smth. I don't know my ancap rhetoric, I'm not smoking crack
you telling me you like paying taxes?
Pension.
Public healthcare.
Public areas.
Universal income is literally pension but you don't have to be old
They will use the money to push far #╟❓general-offtopic Talking Points
we can not let this happen brothers

cant believe ive been in this sub for a year
merry chrsitmas everyone
chrsitmas
chrsitmans
What is this
Ted will you close the borders to #╟❓general-offtopic ?
Do i need to lockdown again
no
yes
let us cook
they'll bait you with drug money and then hook you onto their liberal grindset. Next thing you know you gonna be a Helper supporting Newbies in #╓☢stalker-chat
ill get him to stop dont worry

santa shut the fuck up
what a horrible thing
i would rather die
fucking offtopicers i hate them
they ruined offtopic
Real
Ted will you lead us into the holy war against our arch nemesis offtopic?
The strongest of Farts

#╟❓general-offtopic message they deleted the yes votes from my poll. This is 100% tampering
zamn you got played son
🙄 that a mod went back and did that manually shows they were worried about my success
ehhhw offtopic
Guaranteed people’s choice
If you do not show love for democary you will be overthrown
I feel like if peoples choice mattered a petition would be started to ban you from the server after starting the modvote meme
Demcoary manifest
@quartz ridge are we going to have a problem?
Demomomy mamifest
if the people want Edward banned the people better speak up
I am trying to have a succulent BRAINFART chat
HANDS OFF MY ELF
DEMOACCCCRACY MANIFEST!

Ban you for ruining boykisser posting
1v1 me rust mw2
Holy shit santa
Stock intervention only
Can you no longer boykisser without thinking of Edward
:3
Edward kisser
:3
:3
will kissing brainfart get me the votes
If you furrypost you'll get my vote
if i can get a goth dommy mommy gf that loves me a lot then yeah
I slay Elf, so what. That's what I do!
I based my entire personality around the systematic destruction of the elven race.
No day goes by without me thinking of reducing the elf population to 0.
I put the Knife in the knife ear.
What about animepost

I will DEFEND the elf kind!
I WILL NOT let more elvies die!!
I cast GUN!!!
Good thing brainfart isn't a democracy
Vote no he does not respect democsry
He will turn brainfart into femboy town
Watch
its already femboy town
femboy factory

casi no way
I cast californian gun control laws... it's not very effective
I cast HANDMADE khyber pass special!! It fires off two rounds fatally striking you before exploding and mortally wounding me
Colorized footage of metro hunting elven kind
punt an elf into the sun, bury elves under the workshop, throw an elf into a woodchipper
Santa defend your elves
Colriozed
colonized
the wowowowow lips thingy is a funny sound
I'm sorry son it's fatal
no racism needed to think its funny
Ya ever fall asleep for a nap and wake with the THE driest mouth ever
That's shit sucks
tell elves to kys
it's so hilarious
What
Feudal samurai when they fail to protect 2 pounds of rice from a bandit (it actually just fell off the cart)
No guns
Boring
Next up. Diabetes
Try gate
Not enough genocide
Gundam is justtt right
Bro this new discord app sucks dick
Yeah its easier to talk to people but when i swipe left i expect servers!
Genocyber
yeah I keep a glass of water next to my bed
Why?
the body horror is just 
People allergic to bees when they get stung

Sandwich in the dark
Discord app got an update
It's not that bad
Nice nickname + real + gift me one
They fucked up the theme color though
The "default dark" is not the same as the browser
Oohoooh spend money on dickcord bro don't you want to post moving emojis WOOOOO
just drop a pin at the start of a thread if you need it that bad, that or search the thread and look at the oldest messages
"You got a bee on you at"
Is how he says it
did you just ghost ping me?

Me taking a pee on a cold Christmas morning
Wheres that idey guy? I got something for him
Lol
Seriously? Did Discord break something?
New ui
So they broke something
@uncut obsidian i got a gift for idey can you share with him?
huh
you guys remember how people from a server called thug shaker central leaked classified military files?
@uncut obsidian i got something here for him but he's not online could you share it with him?
https://www.approachee.com/products/2024-calendar-of-extremely-accurate-birds
@narrow lotus here you go
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just ping him bruh
yes?
Yes
You got a bee on you at

hey can you teach me how to cook swedish pizza
imma keep it real with you steve we not making it out the blocky house with this one your builds are trash
it's speed racist!
With the knew found information of the SU-27, i ofc have the SU-25K so do i either A. Get on war thunder and grind the FUCK out of USSR air or b. play American truck sim because fuck war thunder or C. play STALKER
https://youtu.be/IY9YNF5MMQo?si=FidRKzMToDbCgW62
This shit makes me laugh so hard so many years later
I've had this video on my hard drive for about 5 years and I think about it on a daily basis
From the episode "The Trick Race"
did you know that all of Speed Racer used to be officially available for free on YouTube back when I clipped this in like 2009? just thought you should know. just thought that Funimation should know.
B. or C. Cause WarThunder is garb
Listen I'm in an abusive relationship with war thunder
you haven't felt the warm embrace of Italy at 9.3 
wheely tanks and 2s reload dart guns
I don't play because I have fun, I play to make people k... not have fun
The only warm embrace anyone's gonna feel soon enough is the warm embrace of my fucking AIM-120 slamming into their cockpit when the F-15 comes out
lmao
Listem you're gonna feel an AIM-120 slamming through your SU-27 soon enough
either that or a GBU slamming into your mama mia vehicle
I am everywhere @ornate tulip
Listen, I'm top gun maverick okay i've dodged many AA in my times (Some of which you'll see in a certain Ardvark cinematic you'll see releasing soon enough
)
@grizzled meadow falco
btw you know the other turkish guy?
he did the chud face
i found out why he isn't active anymore
his account is deleted all together
Considerings its 10am yes (I will probably not play, it depends how i feel though but i'll let you know)
Just take the GOTDAM LOOT
💖 3
Mm strange, unusual even
nota, you're allowed to join
I would never
@toxic sundial I’m going to eat you
Nuh uh
20 cost quickhack to explode ur balls
Shadow of colasus if you are putting PS2 game list together




