#🎪bruh-fart
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its probably in koera
whatever works, just make sure there's no physical evidence
thats hard
i mean you want the server gone, right?
i want them to know it was me
sounds to me like you dont hate em enough
i want them to know the suffering theyve caused
i do hate crime
the many foreigners theyve said NO FOREIGNERS to
a logical fallacy, never let them know it was you, thats how you get caught and put in prison.
even tho they dont have a fucking password on their server
open a US server that has the same policy
pretty much
"dont get mad, get even" type mentality
does that cost money
yes
yeah just do this TBH. open a server in a western area and put in the title "NO ASIANS" and dont have a password
not worth
probably less money than any other attempt at ruining their server
i dont live in the US
oh, grody
just make it in your country and put in the title "NO ASIANS"
i want to do as much damage as possible but like
EZ
i also dont want my fat ass to get out of this chair
advanced warfare
then you're just bitching and dont actually wanna do anything. if you wanted to do malicious shit you'd be doing it right now instead of talking about doing it
you wont be laughing when the grenade comes sailing to your feet
another rule of thumb with doing anything in general that is morally or legally dubious/objectionable
dont talk about doing it
im in the planning stage
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Payday 2 Sou...
if you're gonna do bad shit, do it in secret
i have plans that i cannot share with you right now
because my haters will sabotage me
as Sun Tzu said, "let your plans be as dark and impenetrable as night, and when you strike, fall like a thunderbolt"
hit em with the 
real
well its translated
the real quote probably read some moon runes that had like 3 different sounds said in 30 different ways that when strung together mean basically that quote
god i fucking hate the chinese language structure so much
if sun tzu was so smart
at least Japanese has a functioning language that has pretty distinct sounds
why isnt he still alive
you might think "hey isnt that sun tzu?"
but its his brother
they look alike
this is because
they are siblings
or twins
idfk
Sun Tzu and his far less successful twin brother, Moon Tzu
im famous now
you didnt put the greenscreen from adv warfare in it lmao
what you're seeing is advanced warfare
I would have to go and get that bit
bro
calling your ass out
rip lataayoutube
honestly Sun Tzu was a huge fan of spreading misinformation.
"all warfare is based on deception"
nah nah look up Open Video Downloader
or youtube-dl-gui on github
thank me later
you will never have to wrestle 50 pop up ads just to get a shitty yt rip again
you
i just noticed paint from my mouse is starting to peel off from usage
bro was from like the year 900, he's 4'8 at best
I have adblocks
🙂
you're at least 5'8
but yes thank
dont even say this shit to me
we talking 1 on 1 or are you both leading your own armies? 1v1 i think theres a chance, he bodies you and your army tho if its a battle
😢
no like
fist fight
fuck if you think i can lead army i cant even move my own ass
oh in that case idk
shut the fuck up
that fucking movie was so ass
sun tzu was a tactician or strategician or whatever its called, not a warrior
he might outsmart you in other scenarios but it's a fistfight
the dude is getting absolutely BTFO
i think he can do some art of warfare in a fist fight
what's your input on the quinn vs sun tzu fight debate
he would probably discombobulate my ass
Sun tzu was born in a time where toilets didn’t exist and people stabbed each other in war
this. that said he had to rise through the ranks in order to become a general i'd imagine so he probably was a pretty solid warrior in his own right
yeah
and then you would rip his balls off
Give my man some credit
gyat
I still don't see what the fuck it's supposed to be
you're also fighting him "when he was alive", not necessarily when he was at his peak
The gyatt in question
oh good point
so like hes an old ass man
ye
oh hes dead
twist his head off like a soda bottle cap
dead ass
i am reatrded
Third world country
i just remembered that i have this as my starting soon screen for when i stream
kill 7 billion people
kill me first..
im not kidding by the way
sun tzu would have been a good civ player
hewwo
Cut the lines at the bottom of the ocean 
would sun tzu advocate for exploits
what lines
Bad cable management
100%, dude was all about using tactics that people wouldnt expect
Cut it out
like the olof boost in dreamhacks
bro HELLA would've exploited in a 4x strategy game
he probably would abuse the old ghandi -diplomacy trick
Me neither
sun tzu is a hecker
didnt sun tzu say your enemy will fight you when they want to fight, never fight your enemy when they come to fight you
fight them when they do not want to fight
fuck he probably would be a horible player for boardgame night
ik the quote you're on about 1 sec
wow he sounds like an asshole
thats like rushing your enemy while hes reloading
imagine eating breakfast and watching tv on a sunday morning
and he comes in hits u in the back of the head
your enemy makes camp to get out of the rain and to take shelter for the night
attack now
attack when they dont

oh shit it's nice and sunny out and they got the legions marching, retreat to fight another day
hes abusing the human nature
what kind of expliot is that
a very human one
AA
nop
ye
be stronk when weak and vice versa
dont eat the snow
that said, i fucking love Sun Tzu 'cause this little nugget is something a LOT of leaders forget
dont eath the yellow snow artyom
he had that red event
it is outdated, nations no longer dictate their own state of warfare
also this one is fucking real
this is true.
the USA has not had an official declaration of war since WW2
nah, most nations dont agree
but that goes into the fucked up political situation of our current world and geopolitics and all the fuckery
i showed this to my asian friend he said sun zoo probably beats his soldiers then
lol
leaders don't forget that quote, it just is no longer relevant
asian parents moment
sun tzu understood the art of simpin'
geckologist
this will rake in millions of views
i can feel it
it has my name on it
my fictious non government tied made up name

wouldnt it be funny if the tags held the most malicious fucked up keywords
and it has your name attached
that would be my server 

i will be immortalized
soup
soup
honestly soup is such a mixed bag of a food

some soups are god-tier excellent food, and other soups are just the fucking worst
wait... it's all slop?
nah a glass of water is the broth
you gotta put something in it to make it soup
not mine, its got floating bits in it
...you need to get your water checked out my guy
that cant be healthy
anyway SCALDING HOT TAKE INCOMING
tomato soup isnt soup.
it's a broth.
maybe even a sauce
isnt tomato a fruit
correct
so its juice
tomato soup is a puree
yeah, puree sounds better
but no its not juice 'cause tomato soup isnt just squeezed tomato
SYKA
well i think juice works just fine
its the entire tomato im like 99% sure
Puree i put on bread
it's pureed tomatos
just REALLY blended

im dropping facts here gentlemen
boy howdy was this guy right
he was responding to a tweet about canada and its current ongoing suicide crisis and its relation to the legalization of medical euthanasia for people, just as a context
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the eh eh eh eh eh warcry is necessary
skip to 3:40
Is the role of brainfart forever?
i would lose
asian guy is kina cute
i would lose 100%
not if you beg for forgiveness
this is ur life now
but I don't think you should
what
never correct your spelling
forgoven
virgin?
hey i was watching that
what was that
same
fking same
yeah, asian guy looked cute tho
Yes, ubtil you paypal me 5 dollar
GOD DAMN IT STOP
Tha fuck
IM WATCHING
you can just go on a certain website and watch it all there
this
What was that dubbed in polish?
Deffo posting gardcore porn and deleting it
I can’t tell
cardhore norp
dont post dumb shit and insta delete it. discord servers have audit logs and they can indeed see deleted messages
pay gorn
gardcore hours baby
ask me how i know
Is it possible to buy the removal of the brainfart role?
I turned it back
the mispeleng is glorbious
but you not mod
im a secret moderator
😊
like the ones in airplanes
hi
I suck at buying clothes for myself
ok give me ur paypal pls
I definitely. wouldn't be good at buying them for other people
how much?
Yes, paypal me 5 dilla
i found this gif the other day by searching "pissing"
i aint asian but that sounds like every asian woman under the age of 60.
super funny or na?
heres my credit card, send it here instead
Amazing
thx
Hi Jeremy
i swear to god its not even racist, asian women just dont fucking age past 17 until they hit 60 and then suddenly they're 70
how did u know my real name
its WILD
i tot u left for milk
your father is also named gorn
I did but I forgot my wallet, pls send me 500 doller thenkss 🙏
22 years?
I think he deserves it
same age gang?
dad left when i was 5
🤣
man, took him that long?
damn
Crying laughing emoji
i really wanted to see those videos
absolutely brutal
Okay, I think I sent it. See if the money has arrived and cast me in the role please
I got lucky with a good dad
🤣
bank is shit have to wait 3 working days

I wonder how many people are actually fatherless in here
I know there's atleast one person
cast me in the role = google translate
I guess so
spare dad
My hart has dad issues
my issues has dad hart
Half my childhood worried hed die on us
Same
Other half was dealing with asshoke sivlings
i have confession
No you don't
okay

i dont know my lefts n rights
Ok liberal
mom wasnt giving me enough attention does that count
LET THE SEAS BOIL
LET THE STARS FALL
no slurs in chat plz
HECK
War hammer is cool
hummer
i ahve confesion
go on
my dad really didnt leave me
he just hates me now because i dont want to be a lawyer
saul goodman
man
what if both?
i showed him that show
its all goodman**
he told me
im sorry
he would rather have me homeless
than work like that
but he doesnt understand
saul goodman is one of my role models
next to driver
and batman
my role model is andrew tate
he can never be my role model sadly
he is bald
miss me with that shit
idk what color his Bugatti is but i know what color the top of his head is
guess my role model
u just said it was andrew tate
something is wrong
its proportional to how much clothes they have on
the more the less
his kinda🫱 😜 🫲
but bröther
my penis is the size of 100 chimaras
side hair
i see its edited
😮
Skyler white yo
how can u say that FAM on the bottom right aged died then reverse aged
hy mo
p!kiss @bright hatch
Bottom left doesn’t even know where he is
where am i
he got astral projected to another plane
is this hell?
yikes, Kiddy Girl-and
i really should learn to throat sing. i think ive figured out some of the basic principles of making the sounds already but i should look for a tutorial
tf

shat up
slav got brainfart exiled
it's the name of the show retard

i never heard of it
what discrimination? 
дискриминация discrimination
p!alex
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@slate palm
@slate palm me and you
@slate palm they're leaking your nudes
@pastel quartz WRONG TREE GUYS

too many fucking trees
Your throat would struggle though tbh
Can't be doin tree man like that
@pastel quartz me and you
in what way?
No, it's clearly @slate palm
Perish
fucking it im pinging all the trees
@slate palm seems like a nice guy
'cause if its anything to do with producing loud or low noises for a long period, uhhh
@digital oar me and you
yeah ive been doing that for all my life lmao
@trail ferry me and you
i am a very loud person
I'm him bro
@open dock
Loaf
It’s u
@slate palm is a copy of the @pastel quartz

why are u posting my images
cropped corn
Def non consensual
It's a pic of me bro what u on abt
Ben hows pc coming along
cropped porn mods plz ban this clanker
Struggle as in hurt for a bit
Gotta get those 1x3 grocery bag sets
Unless you drink a shit ton of water
ben sharpiro literally think hes me 
delusional
Bro stop trynna steal my identity
goofy even
I want this
When i was a kid at the Mosque the kids had a competition who could read the Quran the loudest lol, i remember always asking to go and drink water from the water fountain outside
Identity theft is not a joke
nice gpu
It is
I am you.
oh thats not an issue at all. if its anything like yelling at the top of my lungs or singing hard rock in terms of vocal strain i've gotten so used to that it doesnt even hurt until ive been doing it for at least 2 hours straight
i uhh
meme
im a very loud person.
Good, we switch places then cause i have some Halloween stuff to bury
im very glad i live in my own area
pull up one the streets with a loud bomb
i would be getting noise complaints.
I can sing and screan loud
Rarley do it though
ok so for context on what i mean by "im loud"
𓂤𓂡𓂧𓂶𓂰𓂜𓂬𓂼𓂑𓂺𓂺𓂸𓂶𓂾𓂹𓂕𓂎𓂁𓂵𓂕𓂑𓂫𓂴𓃝𓃞𓂹𓃜𓃕𓃛𓃞𓃦𓃢𓂆𓂕𓂝𓂒𓂆𓂕𓂐𓂭𓂭𓂡𓂟𓂗𓂉𓂣𓂐𓂇𓂒𓁾𓂓𓂊𓂜𓂥𓂡𓂦𓂟𓂡𓂫𓂘𓂮
how
i am NATURALLY very loud. as in people often tell me my natural talking voice is closer to yelling.
CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁
Everyone must put this on there pfp
like this?
i actually have to put the effort in to lower my voice when im in confined spaces or else i blow people's ears out
Yèeeeee
Its upside down
speedrun
this shit is usually for newbchat
all caps
prep your ripbozos
@grizzled meadow genuine question, are people allowed to post this kinda literal feces?
Pizdec
if not, RIPBOZO


скажи спасибо кое кому

🍆💦💦

oh good bank was fast
Oops

Thanks you, mod!
anytime 🙂
Guys my first pc that I'm gonna buy costs 1800
Thanks by
1800 waht
Das nothing
my pc costs 400$
Owned gamer
1k laptop here
Я люблю кошек 
Я люблю кошек
я один фиг от суда выйду, время это просто время.

Умный и разумный человек
Oh no laptop 😢
:flag_ru: Russian (русский язык)
⬇️
I'll never get out of court, time is just time.
Mods, p!translate
Бреинфарт
I need it for school
:flag_rs: Serbian (српски језик)
⬇️
Brainfart
basic price
are u the amv guy?
Based
Im glad mine cost 1k only
you are approaching to unjam her gun like the helpful person you are
HA i donwloaded that shit
no kids
Fuck u all
Die
Lol
what the fuck
No thanks
that deleted video is very g ae
Can we kill this guy?
U didn't say no
💦
🤨
Dont need to
не публикуйте основанные материалы
please post kpop gifs instead of anime thanks
I've alr nuted in u fr 
Dont public something material is my best guess
he tryna be xcvb
u mean xqc?
Aight train is coming cya guys
he and I share nothing in common
no, worse
except autism
why would u insult me like this
i can never recover from this
😔
i love xqc
АИГЕЛ – Пыяла // AIGEL – Piyala
Режиссер: Алина Насибуллина
АИГЕЛ | AIGEL: Илья Барамия и Айгель Гайсина
Алина Насибуллина: «Девушка невольно попадет в ловушку, ловко расставленную любящими ее людьми. Ее семья владеет пилорамой в небольшом городке и промышляет незаконными вырубками, а жених помогает им их организовывать. Они от всего сердца ...

He's built like a minecraft skeleton
and
He's built like u
ever sicne i watched taht twice commerical
this book is u
i have grown to love kpop
shat up
shat up
What about skeleton horses
fucking roommate is fucking toking up and it's blowing freedombase stank into my room
😠
Djdhdhdhxhhycyxushsbsjjsjajaajisisokxixjxidisis
Cyrillic more like enslaved
aaaaaaaaaa
Thay kind of day eh?
where is it
im omw
😐
In glad i can use both
This guy sucks dick
woah there sex offender
i cannot speak acrylic
заткнись
г
im using this
нет
banger joke
how much you paying?
Week long
Bro wtf he sending
ты не знаешь английского, ты отстой хахаха
MFW i cant yell slurs at the japanese people on the other team
зато я знаю что ты shwaine и что мне теперь делать с этой инфой.

я люблю картофель
what
швайне - свинья
ты
what

shut the fuck up
mmm
where is it
...
Please kill yourself

Yes pls
kiss me penis
Sure
im man russian one vodka putin raspunit yes my love russia
kill american
Pls
kill european
😐
kill femboy
Pig (german but Cyrillic) - pig but svinja
shut up

Why send a gif of a lawyer?

what about greece?
Kill yourself 
😮
@pastel quartz
hes a pig
@fallow trellis
@pastel quartz
fuck u pinging me for
@inland jackal
Die
Naww
@open turret 💀 @crude warren
Wana hear a funny about ben shapiro?
yes good games
Dried peach > dried grape
Gried Drape
Deep fried water
Greatsword 
give me
@crude warren weaboo
@inland jackal
No
@fallow trellis
Penis
@crude warren Опять?!
@pastel quartz
new exile already
@pastel quartz
smh
@pastel quartz
да получилось так
3 of me make world wide web
@inland jackal @inland jackal @inland jackal
навсегда
Здоровья погибшим
U should die
Удачи тебе тут, я обратно в чат

пока вести себя нормально не будешь, другими словами ты тут навсегда
🪆
Wise words
Sbsbs dxjxjxicifur rriddk
thats what i siad
forever
Couldn't agree more
I said it fancier 
@crude warren
да ну вас
так не интересно
Noice
are they fighting
who deleted my reaction 

🍆🍆💦💦 I nuted
:flag_ru: Russian (русский язык)
⬇️
until you behave normally, in other words, you are here forever
this is not jail
нет, сиди здесь
ah I see you're in jail for lying
нет я хочу домой
к маме
выпустите
Pull my finger jokes are hilarois
меня окружили американцы
I know this language too, let me show you
would the best channel in this server be considered jail
A pizdec
haha good one eurobro))))))
dont ever call me that ever again
Thats poland
Ибо нехуй пошлятину постить
tyty :)))))
gonna need a "No Trug on Grug" patch ASAP
да какая пошлятина
там даже все прикрыто
але

Ага
Особенно про размер членов и вагин 
the only thing that make me sad about poland, is that its not on this map with us

HE DOESNT KNOW
ладно хуй с ним, до какого я тут?
Ага Ага
и без стеба.
До следующего года... Может
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
да вы охуели совсем
Kosovo is serbia
can you stop with the russian this is stalker not counterstrike
We speak Ukrainian here
Post-soviet atmosphere, sorry man
see ya in next year
I see the same weird symbols
ПИЗДЕЦ СУКА БЛЯТЬ
Like what
@heavy peak do you get banned for leaving while having brain fart exile
but I like this alphabet, the lines are straight and manly
Ђ
io vorbesc română
none of this curly bitch shit like our alphabet
da nu-i așa folosit peacia
Жћдлвџ
You mostly get put back in
Or muted for a week
he should try it, maybe its gonna clear his exile role 
Depends on how much of a dickhead you are
лучше бы тогда забанили

Я НЕ ХОЧУ ТУТ СИДЕТЬ ДО СЛЕДУЩЕГО ГОДА
brother thinks were american
РОЕТ ПОДКОП
am vorbit cu destui ruși în roblox

HOLY FUCK HE IS ALIVE
m-am și saturat de ei
РОЕТ ПОДКОП
нет, мы не муриканцы
А хуй с ним
roblox cati ani ai fratele meu
cinci mii
MY DEAD
mancami curu mă joc Roblox de când am opt ani
nul abandonez până nu moare
czech
dedicare respectabila
Captured straight from my Sega Saturn its "Game Over Yeah". This is from the game Sega Rally Championship.
xne6
it's latin you uncultured swine
I once talked with a czech guy
curious now what this guy did to bitch this hard
Took us about 10 min to realize we are not the same nationality
but probably same shit
I talked with a lot of czech guys in the video game Kingdom Come Deliverance
Wrong reply but eh
Brainfart in nutshell:
Anyway czechian and i spoke our languages
words are too long
Alrighty I better leave before my brain melts for real
also letters are reversed
kindergarden spelling
Good question
santa r u russian
I asked him if hes serbian, he said im from Czech
Czechia or however you call it
if you're here it's too late for that
the melting has already began
@heavy peak надеюсь вы доволны
вы убили меня
за месец
howd u know these words
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