#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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mint mist
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thanks grandpa

upper axle
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unfriendly reminder that if youve ever thought that the world's colors seem less vibrant than when you were younger, they in fact are. as you age your eyes see color less vibrantly over time.

placid sail
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I personally have been indoctrinated into the sect of the memory foam pillows and will never go back

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(cos my spine is fucked)

placid sail
upper axle
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yeah

placid sail
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I'm buying some cool ass cyber eyes on day one

mint mist
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my left eye is more fucked than the right eye, tis so annoying

placid sail
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that's funny, mine left is a little worse too

upper axle
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for me color has never been an issue, but ive had to wear glasses since i was 12 due to my distance vision becoming kinda garbo around then, as well as a very slight astigmatism in the left one.

mint mist
placid sail
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ehhh

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one sec

mint mist
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mine is 0.25 diff

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i think

placid sail
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huh weird

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only 0,25

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I think it used to be bigger

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also I've recently discovered I now have astigmatism and that's fucking fun

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cos it immediately boosts the price tag on any fucking lenses

mint mist
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i do too

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didnt knwo it actualyl boosted tho

placid sail
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oh maja we have so much in common we should marry or something

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yeah no astigmatic lenses are fucking expensive

mint mist
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no i dont tihnk youd want me

placid sail
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because it changes the geometry of the lense substantially

upper axle
mint mist
placid sail
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wh

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come again?

mint mist
placid sail
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ophthalmologist

mint mist
placid sail
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of course

mint mist
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do they usually do that as a nrom?

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oh, then yeah maybe i had glasses with them

placid sail
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like

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here's the deal, it's pretty simple to spot at some point

mint mist
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i mean, looking at google pictures i know i have that shit, but i have no idea if i was diagnosed with it

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my memory is shit

placid sail
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they're giving you the the testing glasses, they keep upping the dioptres, you see better, but still a bit fucky

mint mist
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my lenses are canted

placid sail
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or, you start being near sighted as well

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or the vision is slightly blurry/hazy/doubling

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it's a sign for them to go "gotcha bitch" and check for astigmatism

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I got checked for it not even in the hospital, but in the optics shop, when I was buying a new frame and re-checking my vision

mint mist
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aha

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oki

placid sail
mint mist
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wow

placid sail
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!delight

split canyonBOT
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solar obsidian
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ni hao

pure hatch
mint mist
thin willow
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Guys I think he wants to tell us something

river zealot
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@stone blade

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AMOGUS

thin willow
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This cannot be real

river zealot
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it absolutely is

storm stream
tulip ravine
mint mist
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oh lord @uncut obsidian ur galileo guy is now everywhere on my youtube site hehe

midnight cloud
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Lads?

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I cant find the svt40 for some reason

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Its as if its super rare now

tulip ravine
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ted my man

half gazelle
tulip ravine
upper axle
half gazelle
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Drinking what you think is a milkshake and then the anime figurine hits your lips

upper axle
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fun fact, you can actually use stuff like bacon grease for non-food related things.

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idk exactly what but im pretty sure its something to do with candles

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maybe thats uncooked fat tho

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idk

plucky void
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slow-burning grease pitch to torture your enemies

pure hatch
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You can use chips as tinder too for your fires

upper axle
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i just know candles used to be made of tallow, which is just animal fat that has been really slowly cooked down on a low heat until it's basically just wax.

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burns real good.

pure hatch
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You’re right

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They burn slowly

upper axle
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i should really learn to make tallow.

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seems like a skill i should know, one of those just in case/it seems fun skills

pure hatch
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Probably a good idea

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I mean, you can use it as gun lube or to polish blades in a pinch

pure hatch
upper axle
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guns can run un-lubed anyway

pure hatch
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Guess gramps is an oddball
He told it to me

upper axle
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by all means you are not required to have lubricant in your guns for them to function, or function WELL even. they just work better

pure hatch
upper axle
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but yeah i guess it COULD work

half gazelle
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Best part of leftover torkey

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Torkey sandwich

pure hatch
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He did tell me that he did it during the times he was far away from the city and couldn’t bother buying the lube
He just used the tallow since he owned a farm

cobalt lark
upper axle
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but im wary of putting any kind of animal fat or other material like that as a lubricant in my guns, it just seems like a bad idea that would cause some kinda weird damage or maybe gum it up.

upper axle
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guns dont entirely require lube to function tho so if you cant get it just like, clean your gun more often idk

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the lube is by and large just so it stays running smoother for longer.

pure hatch
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Thanks for telling me though before I did try it myself lol

upper axle
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it's basically just wax

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but like

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idk

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wax seems a weird choice

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if your granddad was on a farm he obviously had stuff for engines and motors lying around and the lube those use, he could have much easier used a bit of that

pure hatch
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He used what he had on him I guess. Traveling to the city back in his time was long since my country was not very urbanized during his time

upper axle
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ye

pure hatch
upper axle
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ah, so he did it the old fashioned way

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that explains it

pure hatch
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Yep

upper axle
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speaking of plowing fields

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did you know that the measurment of an acre is rooted in the approximate area of farmland that two oxen could plow in a single day?

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a mile is also about 1000 paces.

pure hatch
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I heard of that fact before actually

upper axle
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yeah.

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TBH after learning that and other related things i really do genuinely understand the imperial system more and actually appreciate its existence far more than metric, and it's not even to spite europeans anymore

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the metric system is pretty arbitrary in its measurments. imperial system has genuine real world reasons for its measurments, and they're rooted in agriculture.

pure hatch
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Yeah, it made sense at the time because the basis on imperial were on things and concepts they had, like foot being the length of your foot

upper axle
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a lot of em are still concepts we can understand today

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some of em are a touch dated

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but most of em hold up

zealous remnant
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b-but they aren't easily dividable by 10

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noooooooo

pure hatch
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I personally don’t mind either measuring system because I sometimes use either
My one gripe with imperial is I refuse to use Kelvin

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The whole water boiling point and freezing point makes more sense than what Mr. Kelvin had

upper axle
# zealous remnant b-but they aren't easily dividable by 10

yeah you fucking science nerds can get fucked on that one. we dont need measurments divisible by ten, the native peoples in central and south america built their shit and some of em didnt even have a system of writing. they had rope with knots in it.

pure hatch
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Hell, sometimes I use my middle and index fingers to measure shit because they’re roughly an inch in thickness lol

zealous remnant
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16ths make way more sense when you realize that 1/16th is half of 1/8th, which in turn is a half of 1/4, and that is half of 1/2 and i really shouldn't need to explain what 1/2 is

upper axle
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make the measurments intuitively understandable once explained what they represent, and EVERYONE can use em no matter how much of a peasant they are

zealous remnant
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1/32 is half of 1/16

lament vapor
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arbitrary measurements allows for standardization.

upper axle
lament vapor
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like, factors of ten are useful

zealous remnant
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kilopounds

upper axle
lament vapor
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but there is one problem with that

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yes, day to day life, i agree that imperial is more intuitive

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but you need well defined and scaling units for scientific reasons

upper axle
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its kinda like how if you get two dudes from entirely different parts of the world (usually former british colonies) who grew up rural country bumpkin life, they can get along great 'cause they have a lot of similar experiences. country is a language.

lament vapor
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its why all imperial mesuremeents in the united states are, offically, some reference to a meetric mesurement.

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like

upper axle
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if you're doing all that crazy math magician shit, metric works better.

lament vapor
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there is no "standard" for 1 inch. 1 inch is only defined bby its relation to centimeters, but centimeters are defined by a physical and universal constant.

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i.e how long it takes light to travel 1 cm in a vaccum

upper axle
lament vapor
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im taalking about modern day though

upper axle
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ye

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ik

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but my point is that yeah i get why metric exists

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but FUCK dude keep that shit to science. teach people both systems and tell em why each is useful, and tell em where each system is better to use.

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that way EVERYONE is happy, and ALL the measurments make sense

lament vapor
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this is an american problem i am to canadian to understand

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because

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i shit you not

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this meme is not an exaggeration

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this is how we do things.

upper axle
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the other being hockey being really the only big sport thing that i find remotely interesting

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and thats because they beat the FUCK outta each other while on ice skates

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however i live in Maine so i have to be next to FRENCH CANADA so i also fucking hate that your entire area of landmass exists because Quebec is attached to it.

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and i, much in the same way as most actual canadians ive met, despise that place with a burning passion

true sedge
# pure hatch

i like how the biggest eu4 youtuber just cheats in all his videos

true sedge
lament vapor
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i was considereing moving there for a bit

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So. maine or new hampshire?

half gazelle
upper axle
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i'd personally recommend Maine overall, but NH is good too

pure hatch
pure hatch
heavy peak
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Cursed

lament vapor
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kinda just want a high rez map of the zone

upper axle
# lament vapor why maine

several reasons:
1: people are generally nice overall here as long as you arent a dick. lotta people will actually just talk to you even if they dont know you, if they arent busy and you're nice.
2: the local politics are pretty centrist overall so most kinds of people can vibe here pretty well. guns are protected just as much as gey rights, yadda yadda.
3: its fucking beautiful here and there's a lot more of it than NH.
4: ive literally never heard of any notable violent crime that isnt two drunk guys punching each other at the bar happening in Maine except in two specific towns, Portland, and Lewiston.

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theres a lot more but the place is just generally very nice to live in for pretty much anyone.

lament vapor
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i thought maine had some fairly bbig oofs on the gun topic

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like duty to retreat and shit

heavy peak
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Made by [tagged person]

lament vapor
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ah my bad

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i missed that.

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sorry.

heavy peak
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Many such cases

lament vapor
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lol

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fair

upper axle
lament vapor
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is there still an option to get a permit for interstate reciprocity purposes?

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for CCW

upper axle
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home defense in maine basically can be summed up as "are they breaking in? do they present a threat to you or people near you? are they retreating now that they see you are armed? if yes to the first two, kill em, if yes to the third one, you will go to jail"

upper axle
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CCW courses are plentiful, cheap, and highly encouraged even if you dont leave the state because it gives reciprocity if you DO leave the state and also gives you some level of paperwork backing that may help you in court if you gotta use lethal force someday

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constitutional carry exists, but CCW courses do help with legal shit in some cases when you actually have to use it

pure hatch
upper axle
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i fucking love pics with this 90s/2000s rap album vibe

pure hatch
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Same

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The early 2000s were a total vibe ngl

toxic sundial
pure hatch
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Running an AK?

upper axle
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gun autism activated

toxic sundial
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Ehehehe

half gazelle
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Game keeps crashing when I try to enter garbage

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What do brainfart

upper axle
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unironically me when someone posts their guns and gear

pure hatch
mortal violet
upper axle
upper axle
pure hatch
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If the tail is long, I’m probably gonna try and use it to hold a handgun

toxic sundial
upper axle
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personally i just think that the differences humans have across different regions and ethnic groups are boring, it's be so much cooler if some people had big fucken flesh tails, or some people had like, idk ram horns or smth

half gazelle
pure hatch
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All we got was melatonin difference

upper axle
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or patches of scales interspersed across their body alongside skin would be cool

pure hatch
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Fuck it, have the people living in the poles of the Earth look like Chiss

upper axle
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"these guys tend to be taller"

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ITS FUCKING BORING

pure hatch
remote vine
upper axle
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like i dont want them to MAKE people like this artificially, mind

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i wish that it just was a thing

pure hatch
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Yeah

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Would be cool to have weird groups of humans

tulip ravine
# half gazelle :<

think line 405 texture.cpp function texture load, maybe check the code to see if there’s somet up with it

pure hatch
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dear God just don’t have one be kemonomimi

sterile dome
tulip ravine
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I don’t really use any of the c languages so I don’t know what to suggest

sterile dome
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I mean obviously you dont but

tulip ravine
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If it was Java / SQL / R / JSON I’d be able to help more

pure hatch
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I don’t even play GAMMA so I have zero clue on the watchman lol

upper axle
tulip ravine
half gazelle
tulip ravine
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My prof give me a 5gb dataset to use dread

sterile dome
pure hatch
heavy peak
pure hatch
upper axle
# pure hatch 2 more nukes wouldn’t be enough then

nah but hear me out. the japanese are cat people, people who hail from cold, mountainous regions would be predisposed towards thick, wool like hair and curly horns, people from frigid low altitude nothern forest climates would tend towards growing antlers, et cetera

tulip ravine
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Or is it chem using software

half gazelle
pure hatch
upper axle
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i really should just fucking write a novel, tbh. ive got so many ideas that i'd love to see made, and i may as well do it myself.

pure hatch
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They like to teach shit that has nothing to do with our selected courses

half gazelle
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Let’s move elsewhere for this

heavy peak
pure hatch
tulip ravine
upper axle
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write a world, write some background lore, let the players make a story

pure hatch
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My friend did it before because he sucks at story writing

upper axle
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TBH ive considered doing something similar

pure hatch
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One of the multiverses takes place in an alt history during a second world war. Most of the dogfights in the story are inspired by dogfights I had in games like War Thunder

oblique spire
tulip ravine
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2 in semester 1 16 weeks then 2 in semester 2 16 weeks

pure hatch
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Guess we all have our own versions of hell

half gazelle
tulip ravine
heavy peak
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Damn HD lurkers

tulip ravine
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We go in 1 day a week

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S5 do you know anything about tree data structures by any chance and ideally using them in Java Susge

upper axle
# pure hatch One of the multiverses takes place in an alt history during a second world war. ...

yknow come to think of it, Maine would really be a good setting for a modern tabletop RPG. lotta forest, plenty of rural civilization, add in some modern fantasy elements like making there be a race of demihumans native to Maine who are largely the same but they have antlers and can talk to animals and shit, sprinkle some lovecraft shit in the coastal region and you've got Maine: The Tabletop

half gazelle
pure hatch
tulip ravine
tulip ravine
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We do soft eng so we do a bit of sys admin

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A bit of database stuff a bit of cyber security

tulip ravine
pure hatch
heavy peak
tulip ravine
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My entire fucking test is broken because of one slimy little cunty function and I cannot for the life of me figure it out

upper axle
tulip ravine
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I’m using GUI to display a tree and then inserting new child nodes into specific parents and the I cannot figure out how to actually find the parent, I just IDE just spits out πŸ‘† πŸ€“ parentnote4 is null WHICH IT FUCKING ISNT AND ONLY RETURNS NULL IF THE NODE IS ACTUALLY NULL madgetype

pure hatch
upper axle
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cant remember the name

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indonesian is a funny language.

pure hatch
pure hatch
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Yep

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The whole sounds close means its far reminds me of the wak-wak or eek-eek. It’s a harpy that also sounds like it’s near when it’s far away.

half gazelle
pure hatch
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Yep

upper axle
tulip ravine
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ted my man

upper axle
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one what

pure hatch
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There is a demon named Tambaloslos who targets women at night. According to mythology, the way to get away from him is for the woman to show her tits. Dude would get a mad erection that his dick would block his eyes kekw

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Kapre

tulip ravine
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im fucking dying man

upper axle
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OH

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wait wheres the black guy smoking in a tree from?

pure hatch
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Yeah, the tree smoker is called a Kapre

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Philippines

upper axle
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is it supposed to be dangerous?

tulip ravine
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that little red line is the wall between me and finishing a assignment 5 weeks early dread

pure hatch
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It can curse you if you mess with him or his tree

runic kernel
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Hi Le Engineer Hi Ted Hi Jaboopy

upper axle
pure hatch
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Yeah

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Don’t fuck with him and he won’t fuck with you

upper axle
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does it count as fucking with him if i try and chat with him?

pure hatch
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Yeah

upper axle
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damn.

pure hatch
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They’re solitary

upper axle
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i wanna strike up a conversation with the cool, brooding black guy in a tree.

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but i also dont wanna get cursed....

pure hatch
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If you don’t mind being ill until you get a witch doctor to help, then go ahead

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I forgot or either can’t remember that one sadly

upper axle
upper axle
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i mean yeah obviously that's the real one but like

uncut obsidian
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oh man

pure hatch
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Tambaloslos however is funny af. Only way to escape him is to give him a mad erectionkekw

upper axle
# pure hatch

OK THIS FUCKING GOES HARD NGL but yeah he looks like he'd curse me if i tried to chat with him. he's busy.

uncut obsidian
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I went to sleep at like 6:30am and woke up at 12:22pm

pure hatch
upper axle
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im trying to think of folk legends from the US that arent literal fucking hellspawn out of native american legends.

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im coming up blank tbh

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i dont honestly know any actual US folk legends that wont kill you horribly

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skinwalkers DEFINITELY kill the fuck outta ya

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native american legends are just actually horrific

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Wendigos are the one thats said to be around where i am

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and OOH BOY are they awful

sage otter
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Both wendigos and skinwalkers are from native american legends iirc

upper axle
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yep

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they are

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skinwalkers are from out in the western US, wendigos usually closer to the east

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down in mexico you've got shit like el chupacabra and all their stuff

sage otter
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Imagine getting chased by a wendigo, you try to survive by taking anti-wendigo countermeasures but it was a skinwalker impersonating a wendigo all along and now you're just fucked

upper axle
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in Haiti and the other island areas they've got some interesting stuff tbh

heavy peak
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How's your playthrough going?

sage otter
upper axle
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TBH the stuff from Haitian voodoo folklore is a bit more varied in levels of 'guess i'll die' than most stuff in the north american region

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Baron Samedi is a really interesting legend

toxic sundial
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He wouldn't hurt you

heavy peak
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So you went for a katana build from the get go?

upper axle
heavy peak
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Nah
That katana is wack

upper axle
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theres a bit of a difference

uncut obsidian
heavy peak
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Its good at the start, but you need a katana that is rewarded for the side gigs

sage otter
toxic sundial
zealous remnant
half gazelle
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Same

half gazelle
sage otter
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same

heavy peak
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Mhmm verynice

upper axle
# toxic sundial Paul bunions a pretty cool dude

paul bunyan, johnny appleseed, john henry, all those are american folk heroes and tall tales, which are usually about interesting or heroic deeds of actual or fictional people, usually very embellished if they are based on a real guy, but some exceptions exist.

toxic sundial
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I want to see those two old fuckers hyped up on whatever combat stims the US dod can make duking it out with fucking swords

upper axle
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so its SLIGHTLY different than legendary creatures of myth

toxic sundial
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Be a way cooler election night

heavy peak
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I hate how one build in the game atm makes you a god.

Im surviving wave after wave of maxtac... To the point my FPS actually improves.... But also crashes the game kekl

uncut obsidian
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erection night

toxic sundial
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Or was that Davy Crockett

heavy peak
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I only crashed once after over 100 hours of playtime

toxic sundial
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Oh nvm it's Davy crocket

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He's real

heavy peak
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And i think it was caused by someone dm'ing me in discord at 3:30 am

upper axle
# toxic sundial Wasn't johnny Appleseed real?

dubious evidence. davy crocket was real but also his shit got embellished, whether they were real or not doesnt matter in terms of folk heroes, some of em were real dudes, some werent

toxic sundial
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Paul bunion is real I met him in Arkansas

upper axle
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the thing with folk heroes is they are legendary folklore figures of heroism or doing some other notable deed of legendary significance.

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kinda like King Arthur

heavy peak
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I have no rt enabled, and almost all settings on medium

sage otter
upper axle
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honestly i really like american folk hero stories. Mike Fink is a neat one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Fink

Mike Fink (also spelled Miche Phinck) (c. 1770/1780 – c. 1823), called "king of the keelboaters", was a semi-legendary brawler and river boatman who exemplified the tough and hard-drinking men who ran keelboats up and down the Ohio and Mississippi Rivers.

heavy peak
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Define "fine" KekSkew

final cedar
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Motoko is "fine"

heavy halo
heavy peak
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Yes, but... In terms of fps?

heavy halo
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This is me

heavy peak
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In the hub area?

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Unrealistic

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I get over 100 in less dense areas.

But the moment my ass steps into a hub areas of the city, fps plummets to high 60's KekSkew

sage otter
# heavy halo

The only way you'd kill somebody is if you forcefeed them your steaks

heavy peak
gilded blade
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Meowmachine is back?

half gazelle
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Morning was a long time ago

zealous remnant
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imagine not showering everyday

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@heavy halo where are you living?

half gazelle
half gazelle
zealous remnant
half gazelle
sage otter
half gazelle
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What does it say

zealous remnant
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yaπŸ…±οΈπŸ…±οΈa

sage otter
half gazelle
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Real

upper axle
uncut obsidian
uncut obsidian
# sage otter

Π­Ρ…, Π²ΠΎΡ‚ Π±ΠΈ ΠΌΠΎΠΆΠ½ΠΎ Π±ΠΈΠ»ΠΎ Π² людСй
ΠΈΠ· Π΄Ρ€ΠΎΠ±ΠΎΠ²ΠΈΠΊΠ°... ΡΡ‚Ρ€Π΅Π»ΡΡ‚ΡŒ...

zealous remnant
half gazelle
uncut obsidian
river robin
heavy peak
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Wut?

zealous remnant
heavy peak
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Watcha using?

half gazelle
heavy peak
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And who can we rob for 4090

zealous remnant
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just tape two 2045s together

heavy peak
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3070, and its still not enough KekSkew

pliant hearth
half gazelle
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My specs are pretty meh

sage otter
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@half gazelle @zealous remnant

zealous remnant
half gazelle
sage otter
pliant hearth
zealous remnant
zealous remnant
#

menacing

uncut obsidian
river robin
# heavy peak And who can we rob for 4090

Here:
Okay so there’s lots of crypto farming setups in rural areas in air conditioned warehouses.
Im talking about dozens upon dozens of cards.
So, go online, find a Twitter account that posts about their large scale crypto mining, and see if they have a face reveal.
Then acquire their identity using that face reveal, find the property they own/the company they own and the property that company owns.

And just drive out there.
And just take them.

The cards in the warehouses are free.
You can just take them.

uncut obsidian
#

ain't readin allathat

river robin
heavy peak
river robin
zealous remnant
#

Hewe:
Okay so thewe’s w-wots of cwypto fawming setups in wuwaw aweas in aiw conditionyed wawehouses.
Im tawking about dozens upon dozens of cawds.
So, go onwinye, find a Twittew account that posts about theiw w-w-wawge s-scawe cwypto minying, and see i-if they have a face weveaw.
Then acquiwe theiw identity wentity using that face weveaw, find the pwopewty w-wopewty they own/the company w-wompany they o-own and the pwopewty wopewty that company wompany owns.

And just dwive out thewe.
And just take them.

The cawds in the wawehouses awe fwee.
You can just take t-them.

heavy peak
storm stream
river robin
heavy peak
river robin
#

1984

heavy peak
river robin
sage otter
heavy peak
river robin
#

They hated my genius plan because they couldn’t think of it themselves.

sage otter
zealous remnant
#

😀

river robin
half gazelle
#

Me irl

river robin
#

Why couldn’t you have at least turned into something cool.

half gazelle
#

We can’t all turn into a clown

half gazelle
uncut obsidian
river robin
half gazelle
#

Stealing

#

Both of these

#

Me @ everyone here

toxic sundial
foggy mantleBOT
#

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zealous remnant
pastel quartz
toxic sundial
#

Idk if I can ever get married, how am I gonna explain to a life partner that I'm busy spending my afternoon shitposting at 200mph and I can't make time for the kids

half gazelle
#

Alternative, smash your balls with a hammer and say it was an industrial related accident. So then you don’t have to explain the memes part.

#

Ez

toxic sundial
zealous remnant
half gazelle
#

Late for my shift

#

AT THE BALL CRUSHING FACTORY

pastel quartz
#

interesting

half gazelle
zealous remnant
#

πŸ…±οΈalls

half gazelle
#

I’m getting a little silly, I’ll calm down

toxic sundial
#

I'm hoping to go for a new company record!

zealous remnant
uncut obsidian
uncut obsidian
west birch
upper axle
zealous remnant
#

the what?

upper axle
uncut obsidian
#

the cl... clooba... the cloobies...

upper axle
zealous remnant
austere shadow
sage otter
toxic sundial
#

Jail!

plucky void
#

real clown hour

zealous remnant
storm stream
#

yuh. just look at Nina pfp

zealous remnant
west birch
earnest briar
zealous remnant
past wharf
dreamy flaxBOT
#

πŸ–Ό Avatar to lkvanilla

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

tulip ravine
#

Why the fuck am I still awake

#

It’s 4 am

zealous remnant
#

damn
and here I am at 10pm trying not to go to bed

#

eepy

uncut obsidian
warm fossil
#

my beloved

toxic sundial
zealous remnant
feral kiln
uncut obsidian
#

@pastel quartz

toxic sundial
feral kiln
#

Multicam is cringe

toxic sundial
#

I got it second hand for 250$ cry

feral kiln
#

understandable

#

carry on

toxic sundial
#

Besides all my other stuff is od or ranger green

feral kiln
#

green all the way

toxic sundial
#

Gonna mix and match color patterns to induce vomiting

#

Fr though solid dark green is best camo, blends into everything good enough

#

Tiger stripe is based but doesn't match my environment

feral kiln
#

I have my old marpats, frogskin uniform set, auscam set, and T block urban set

quartz ridge
#

M81 my beloved

lapis zinc
feral kiln
#

bigger now, they are all tight on me, need new uniforms

true sedge
#

need to invent a slur for these types that isnt some variant of -cel or larp

quartz ridge
toxic sundial
#

Flecktarn is drip but doesn't match my environment except for like 2 weeks in august

feral kiln
#

I like swiss camo, bought some Taz 90 still shipping

fallow trellis
feral kiln
#

we go gym

lapis zinc
quartz ridge
#

Ive been eyeing this one piece of FLAK armor that was used in vietnam ( assumed to be helo pilot / crew )

350$

#

It appears at gun shows at random

lapis zinc
#

i do got some alpenflage though

fallow trellis
feral kiln
toxic sundial
#

Most camos kinda blow. Tiger stripe, flecktarn, and solid green are best

quartz ridge
#

Can you send a pic of it

feral kiln
#

this?

quartz ridge
toxic sundial
quartz ridge
#

If it was id immediately buy it

toxic sundial
#

Ooh speaking of I'm going to gun show sunday

#

And gonna watch Napoleon

quartz ridge
#

Napoleon is a good movie

#

Good scenes

#

Just

A SHIT ton of sex

true sedge
#

Napoleon sucked so bad

fallow trellis
#

i heard sex

toxic sundial
#

I was gonna say that joker 2019 sequel looked weird

quartz ridge
#

JOAQUIN phoenix porno

true sedge
#

Brave Republican Hero being slandered by anglos! Sad!

quartz ridge
true sedge
#

you will have ze constitution

quartz ridge
#

Are you ready for the ze vorld order

true sedge
#

im just trying to be french and you gotta ruin it

fallow trellis
wet wave
half gazelle
uncut obsidian
#

bye retard

#

kill yourself :3

dreamy flaxBOT
#

kekpoint @vague moss (thetaenvoy) has been banned for reason: troll

crimson flame
#

xd

uncut obsidian
#

it's so funny when those dumbasses say "YNBAW" to me because they think that the flag on my pfp is trans flag when it's actually not lmao

final cedar
#

p!bozo

foggy mantleBOT
#

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dreamy flaxBOT
#

Urban API returned invalid data... might be down atm.

uncut obsidian
#

buh

torpid owl
dreamy flaxBOT
#

Urban API returned invalid data... might be down atm.

final cedar
#

you mean the you'll never be a women thing?

#

so fucking retarded kekw

crimson flame
#

oh

uncut obsidian
torpid owl
uncut obsidian
#

but im not trans kekw

crimson flame
final cedar
#

ez counter would be you will never be missed, you will never feel the touch of a women kekl

uncut obsidian
#

that's like saying "YOU'RE STRAIGHT!!" to a straight person and expecting them to get offended

torpid owl
uncut obsidian
final cedar
#

ppl thinking of all the shit trans folk have to deal with some oily loser throwing empty phrases at them will cause any emotional distress KekStressed

uncut obsidian
torpid owl
crimson flame
#

limbus company

crimson flame
#

tbh its a bit better than most gacha trash

true sedge
crimson flame
#

game disguised as softcore porn

final cedar
torpid owl
uncut obsidian
#

eat the bussi

final cedar
#

chocolate Aware

dreamy flaxBOT
#

:flag_it: 65022 Bussi sul Tirino, Province of Pescara, Italy

:clock6: 25 November 2023, 06:06 (06:06 AM)
🌍 +1.0 (Europe/Rome)
πŸŒ‘ Night

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 97% humidity
πŸƒ NE 37Β° | 3.05 m/s wind
🌑️ 8.85°C (Feels like 6.85°C)
47.93Β°F (Feels like 44.33Β°F)

#

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

#

metronxp, your new nickname is Imagine

undone wave
#

Bussi KekSkew

true sedge
zealous remnant
#

imagine

rancid iris
#

imagine

undone wave
#

Oh shit I rember that game

final cedar
undone wave
final cedar
#

thefuck kekl

undone wave
#

I was there
4000 years ago

#

/weather skibidy

#

Fukx

toxic sundial
dreamy flaxBOT
#

:flag_us: Horneytown, NC 27265, USA

:clock12: 25 November 2023, 00:11 (12:11 AM)
🌎 -5.0 (America/New_York)
πŸŒ‘ Night

☁️ Broken clouds
🌁 82% humidity
πŸƒ NNE 30Β° | 2.57 m/s wind
🌑️ 4.85°C (Feels like 2.85°C)
40.73Β°F (Feels like 37.13Β°F)

gusty willow
#

Oh shit I'm in ny

#

Oh wait that was just the time zone Susge

zealous remnant
#

good to know

dreamy flaxBOT
#

:flag_gb: Fingringhoe, Colchester CO5 7BQ, UK

:clock5: 25 November 2023, 05:16 (05:16 AM)
🌍 +0.0 (Europe/London)
πŸŒ‘ Night

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 84% humidity
πŸƒ NW 308Β° | 7.31 m/s wind
🌑️ 0.85°C (Feels like -5.15°C)
33.53Β°F (Feels like 22.73Β°F)

#

:flag_gb: Cockermouth CA13, UK

:clock5: 25 November 2023, 05:17 (05:17 AM)
🌍 +0.0 (Europe/London)
πŸŒ‘ Night

πŸŒ‘ Clear sky
🌁 87% humidity
πŸƒ E 85Β° | 0.94 m/s wind
🌑️ -0.15°C (31.73°F)

runic kernel
#

Hi Madi Hi Srgtofdeath

warm fossil
warm fossil
final cedar
slender rock
dreamy flaxBOT
#

:flag_ru: Vladivostok, Primorsky Krai, Russia

:clock3: 25 November 2023, 15:58 (03:58 PM)
🌏 +10.0 (Asia/Vladivostok)
β˜€οΈ Day

β›… Few clouds
🌁 35% humidity
πŸƒ NW 319Β° | 4.5 m/s wind
🌑️ -6.15°C (Feels like -12.15°C)
20.93Β°F (Feels like 10.13Β°F)

#

:flag_ru: Samara, Samara Oblast, Russia

:clock10: 25 November 2023, 10:01 (10:01 AM)
🌍 +4.0 (Europe/Samara)
β˜€οΈ Day

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 95% humidity
πŸƒ SW 215Β° | 4 m/s wind
🌑️ -0.15°C (Feels like -5.15°C)
31.73Β°F (Feels like 22.73Β°F)

warm fossil
#

doesn't feel like -5Β° at all lmao

#

defo warmer

glad carbon
uncut obsidian
warm fossil
#

true

uncut obsidian
#

ah yes

earnest slate
#

hahaha

#

🌏

glad carbon
#

🌍

warm fossil
earnest slate
half gazelle
half gazelle
#

Oh nvm I looked it up

#

lol, targeted the wrong person. Maybe I should put the trans flag for my pfp to get ALL the smoke

earnest slate
#

🌬️

#

🚬

final cedar
#

@uncut obsidian can you purge the underage from brainfart? hmm

final cedar
orchid robin
#

Guess who will be practicing drills in the snow

final cedar
#

idk really

final cedar
half gazelle
#

Gonna be snowing here tomorrow

eager igloo
#

Winter came early

final cedar
#

snow PepeHappy

eager igloo
#

As a treat for me :3

final cedar
#

delicious snow

orchid robin
#

They wont let us wear gloves and on the head a beret is mandatory

final cedar
#

put mango loco on a snowball and you got desert

eager igloo
#

That means I was a good girl this year, and I should continue being a menace to society

final cedar
eager igloo
#

Sounds silly

final cedar
#

ye, some lt prolly salty he has to work so early

#

"we didn't have em so why should you"

orchid robin
final cedar
#

maybe they should look outside instead and figure that frozen fingers might not be the best choice kekl

#

but if you don't need to handle gear it's not too bad I guess

earnest slate
#

no

orchid robin
#

3 hours

earnest slate
#

drill practice?

#

stabbing each other

orchid robin
#

It would be more fun

#

But no

earnest slate
#

so no england

orchid robin
#

Poland

earnest slate
#

yes

glad carbon
#

Imagine being polish lmaooo

orchid robin
glad carbon
#

American

#

North

earnest slate
#

na people

#

do you even exist

glad carbon
earnest slate
#

?

final cedar
river zealot
#

Shalom

earnest slate
earnest slate
#

his face looks human

#

as if he had stupid human name

half gazelle
#

That time of year

earnest slate
half gazelle
#

Pebnog

earnest slate
#

kurger king

#

bing

#

chillin

half gazelle
#

Child it’s like 1am

#

Go to bed

earnest slate
#

its 7:59am

ruby minnow
half gazelle
#

Oh

#

L time zone

earnest slate
#

kinda

earnest slate
#

is pebnog a thing

earnest slate
half gazelle
earnest slate
#

i would give up my faith

#

its moistcritikal

#

how it feels to be 26 years old

#

isnt it feels like youve been alive for 100 years

#

not in a bad sense

glad carbon
#

Pibbnog is better

orchid robin
#

What about pegnog

earnest slate
#

its meme?

half gazelle
#

@zealous remnant

earnest slate
#

i avoid taxes legally what about this

glad carbon
earnest slate
#

pebis blerk

glad carbon
#

I don't read polish sorry

earnest slate
#

pebis blerk

earnest slate
orchid robin
#

Wait wait

earnest slate
#

whats time is it

#

frog

orchid robin
#

We got ANOTHER pole here?

#

Jeez so many of them

half gazelle
earnest slate
#

because its stalker server

orchid robin
#

Lets test it

earnest slate
#

ill pass

orchid robin
#

JeΕ›li moΕΌe nie pomoΕΌe to

toxic sundial
#

Jesus personally endorses raisin canes

orchid robin
#

TO POMOΕ»E MOΕ»E MORZE TY ISTNY DEBILU

earnest slate
#

what did i do to u

orchid robin
earnest slate
#

so

orchid robin
#

That was rude

earnest slate
#

exams be like

earnest slate
#

no balenci

glad carbon
#

get carhartt

earnest slate
#

no

#

vetmo

earnest slate
#

demna is craazy

glad carbon
#

stupid polish

earnest slate
#

this

earnest slate
earnest slate
#

yeah

glad carbon
#

its so ugly

earnest slate
#

no

narrow lotus
#

good morning degens

earnest slate
#

hi

copper token
#

Good evening fellow degens

earnest slate
#

hello

copper token
#

Hallo Sheeba

earnest slate
#

wyd

copper token
#

Chillin

#

Got back from my shift about 45 min ago

glad carbon
copper token
#

It's 12:30 am lol

earnest slate
copper token
#

Reminds me of

narrow lotus
#

its 9:36 am

glad carbon
oblique spire
#

it's 3:36pm

earnest slate
#

its 8:36am

copper token
#

Man, I'm the only one up this late

glad carbon
earnest slate
earnest slate
#

young man

high pike
#

Up finagling rn

high pike
#

Up thinking bout her fr fr ong no cap

copper token
toxic sundial
earnest slate
high pike
high pike
toxic sundial
earnest slate
#

u would kill a deer and eat it

#

like literally

#

?

half gazelle
#

Oh hey brainfart revived

#

Nice

high pike
toxic sundial
#

Will again

half gazelle
#

Deer is so yummy

copper token
#

You ever had Elk?

earnest slate
copper token
high pike
#

Taste like chicken right?

half gazelle
#

Is there a difference?

high pike
#

Just like gator

copper token
half gazelle
#

Was floored to find out gator literally tastes like chicken, same with frog legs.

high pike
#

It’s like filet mignon if it was microwaved

earnest slate
#

f1

copper token
half gazelle
#

That’s to use a medpack

#

Smh

ruby minnow
earnest slate
toxic sundial
half gazelle
stone blade
#

Alo gm

#

it's me

copper token
toxic sundial
uncut obsidian
ruby minnow
stone blade
#

gm

half gazelle
#

gm

copper token
stone blade
#

gm

copper token
#

Love me Win ammo

stone blade
#

to everyone

solar obsidian
#

gm

stone blade
#

@solar obsidian @ruby minnow @uncut obsidian gm

toxic sundial
#

But hp 7.62x39 works fine

#

Any 30 caliber expanding point really

earnest slate
#

first day in school drip check

copper token
toxic sundial
stone blade
#

what should I do in minecraft today?

copper token
toxic sundial
earnest slate
copper token
stone blade
#

I do not play on servers

stone blade
copper token
narrow lotus
solar obsidian
stone blade
stone blade
toxic sundial
#

Wait, I have a pic from my friends group server

earnest slate
toxic sundial
#

Whenever they made copper we knew we had to make a giant copper weiner

#

Lady Liberty style

solar obsidian
stone blade
#

maybe

#

I could

#

try to make the skeleton spawner work

copper token
#

It's any anytime hobby

toxic sundial
solar obsidian
#

🚨 Works in Minecraft 1.17/1.18! Checkout the recap video in 1.17/1.18 for tips and tricks: https://youtu.be/rPPqspS2wX0

Today we put our villagers to work to produce iron for us! In this tutorial I'll show you how to build an easy iron farm that will generate around 7.5 stacks of iron per hour. This is a simple design that doesn't take too long...

β–Ά Play video
toxic sundial
#

But it was goose and duck then

earnest slate
#

now its people

half gazelle
earnest slate
#

big game

copper token
copper token
#

Bird hunting bros

toxic sundial
#

Bird is easy to shoot and clean

earnest slate
copper token
solar obsidian
earnest slate
#

isnt you just aim at the head and kill it

toxic sundial
#

No joke I've been turkey hunting 13 entire times and not even seen one

#

They don't like me

narrow lotus
copper token
earnest slate
#

how can u find a turkey in the forest

#

they look exotic

toxic sundial
#

You make big sexy turkey noises

copper token
stone blade
copper token
earnest slate
narrow lotus
#

outside heavy rain , 7c

#

we living the life

#

how did we survive without LIDL ivan?

stone blade
#

idk

#

we barely did

ruby minnow
stone blade
#

struggled to make ends meet

earnest slate
#

u playing without shaders?

#

bosa nova

stone blade
#

I am yes

narrow lotus
#

damn bro the gta 5 Michael actor got swatted

ruby minnow
#

or pirated

stone blade
#

I bought it...

ruby minnow
#

huh whuh

narrow lotus
ruby minnow
dreamy flaxBOT
#

syno_1, your new nickname is Lonestar

earnest slate
slender rock
#

fucking teeth hurting

#

AAAAAA

#

fuck

stone blade
earnest slate
ruby minnow
stone blade
#

oke

slender rock
#

and it's just P A I N

#

😦

#

fuck

earnest slate
#

even your own teeth can hurt you sometimes...................................

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😟

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yuck

dreamy flaxBOT
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tophattwolf, your new nickname is Killer

warm fossil
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perfect opportunity for a carpenter brut reference

slender rock
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I gotta wait until monday to call the clinic

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fuck

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my life

narrow lotus
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you can try an emergency clinic if u have one around , but it wont be cheap

stone blade
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it's so aids that the skeleton spawner I foun is right bellow a massive body of water

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so building around it will be slightly tricky

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but I can make it work I think