#🎪bruh-fart
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Rare mwadi horny posting 
"rare"
rare
shit in pants
Kill madi, behead madi, roundhouse kick madi into the concrete, slamdunk madi into a trash can
throw pregnant madis down the stairs
pregnant?????????
🤨
fuck it looks like your boys turtling
Less gooo
preganate

pregnot

damn subway is kinda good
I’m gonna draw with a brown crayon in the car Fr
Medium rare
pergarte
i have subway here but haven't tried it yet
Can’t promise
In a perfect world this is real
im saving up money
is it not?
I’ll shit in the sink
In a perfect world delight is the king of brainfart
somebodys selling asus gaming laptops for 250 a piece on facebook marketplace
Scam 
looks like an old model to me so idk
It is taking all my willpower to not post lewd subway edits
the sandwich hiding a 12 inch long italian sub
listen to saxon
pregananant
I can dm if you wanna sanction the post. Promise its not nsfw
Just cropped and subwayified
Emoji: reveal_troll
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/927761489073418311.gif
yoink
ALO
dm anyways
anytime 
I'm curious now
pregante 🤌
hey cash is cash
20 bucks is 20 bucks
💸
Money

rouble
immersion ruined
this secret trick got me millions of roubles
dead raid labs trick
very few know of this

recycling monster cans?
shut up
OH MY GOD
NOW HE CAN'T HIDE BEHIND THE NOTIFICATION PING
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He thirsts for the subway edits
froggi alle
I should stick my face to the stoves glass while its turned on 
mans thought alex wouldnt do it
make delight mod so he can deal with it
I remember the 4Chan greentext of an air force mechanic having an unironical plane fetish
Infernal lust
Too many mods in this channel
What next josta comes
Ayo
Let me see 
purge brianfart of mods
dont jinx it
modders need not apply
you've betrayed his trust for the last time you vile tyrant
its cuz he blocked u before. it auto removes
(he'll come back again when his ass isn't burning anymore)
"УУУУУУУУУУУУ ЖОПА ГОРИТ
ААААААА ПОТУШИТЕ МОЮ ЖОПУУУ"
-Alex, 2023
recycling monster cans into makeshift bullet casing for totally not illegal purposes
make this work brainfart
we will purge the moderation team and establish brainfarters to mod!!
hes afraid to fire a gun
what?
refering to delight not you bud
a french guy will send you 30-minutes voice messages with him sobbing and urging you to up the numbers and safeguard the peace
every single day
nah, delight is way funnier being a santa's helper
reupload to youtube and label it as a asmr video of a french guy yelling at you for breaking the pasta sticks in half ez money
im gonna put coal in your present order
it's his cat
black cat etc
recreate shoreline in minecraft then activate creative mod to cosplay as XinBao
maybe I meet xinpeng

@fading shuttle 
Just spam guro back at him
I have this

make like, a treehouse city where you are the only person living
What is that skin
steal some villagers
bulgarian
idk it came with the game when I bought it
Gotta fight degen with degen
@slate crown pockets irl
yea but
Ivanko is enjoying simple farmer life
the best way to fight your enemy is to not become like your enemy
ok I got 3 wool
eat ur enemy
if he sends guro he becomes just as bad as alex
sleep is for the weak the strong fight and die from sleep deprivation
its about moral high ground

mob farm 
in early game? poo
u jus aint jiggy wit it
i commit mass murder in minecraft villages
why no mods tho
beuty in simplicity
vanilla is good for a while
sex mods is all u need
and for as long as you haven't tasted the eternity of mods
I've actually been linked a minecraft sex mod yesterday
not surprised, but disappointed in y'all
vanilla gigachad enjoyer 
you need to look deep for the quality
ok I got coal
vanilla is okay, but I am a vampire tho
yes I bought it yesterday
and I can turn into a bat
eating pork?
Scorched earth best earth
bro its free
scorched earth policy les gooo
ark survival flashbacks
me when i encounter a village far away
might aswell steal, burn and murder
there is no shitty karma system etc
Or just spam him with degen pastafied hentai until he kneels to pasta papi
karma is ur mind 
Almost every game is free 🏴☠️
ikr
its a video game
so
i commit mass crimes because there is no meaning to anything
especially in a video game
uh huh
why would you burn a village in minecraft
when you can monetize it
turn every villager into your emerald and resource-grinding asset
I found savanah
hes the batman joker, busy
wow!
if its 2-3k blocks from spawn
the lad who couldnt find copper
im just gonna kill everything for fun
you can shortcut even in vanilla
L
make a path through nether
true
we eat pork
haram
shit take
long pork
Why isnt your game fullscreened and why is your toolbar up there
he's playin on a can of monster energy
bulgarian
not shittake, the colour of the grass and the wood is wierd
This is you
nuh uh
acacia is a nice tree
damn the spaghetti hentai board got banned
Because I like it that way
I love acacia tree
and the grass is yellow because it's pretty warm there
I love building houses from it
which is nice
Readiny a book with a flash light as a light source
Now what am i gonna spam when i want to insult Italians
@placid sail, are u good at building a house?
i hate acacia, dark oak and spruce are better
orange is a nice comfy color
im gonna make kruschovkas
ocean
and a remake of dead city
I am playing on a buddies server for couple days already and my shit is just standing in the open, because I both don't wanna build some mid shit and have no idea what to build
why not right
it's like you're a perfectionist, but also retarded
get a new one
damn, i feel u
When you wanna build something cool but it always ends up as a box or bigger box
whats a light bulb

i made many things in minecraft
like cluj the capital of hunger in romania
another big W for Ivanko, first he renounced league, now he's finally playing minecraft
real
good league is shit
another proof that with enough bullying, brainfart will make a proper man out of you
real and true
Now play terrafirmacraft
TFC-TNG: A rewrite from the ground up for 1.12+: See our Discord and Github. We also manage the website, server, and forums.
TFC+: A fork by former author Dunk for 1.7.10 that adds many more ambitious features: See this Discord and Wiki.
are you guys a minecraft or a terraria type
i tripped and injected 0.27mg of estradiol ethanate on the way here
personally terraria
yooo look how nice it is
same
this a vibe
terraria is a lot less sandboxy
Minecraft. I prefer my tism in 3d
i mean i still want to make a nice looling world
same brother
got that shit on Xbox 360 at like 3 am on a Easter morning
4 am rn
genuinely one of my favourite memories
I love reading old army manuals
" there are two types of snipers THE QUICK, AND THE DEAD. "
it's 2023, it's almost even 2024
I beg you
playing terraria on pc before moving houses
fun
please stop playing minecraft 1.1.1
just play with the cabe updates
same
there is version 1.20 with optimisation and so much content, there are so many new mods
life is struggle
Same
But the horros of live leak stilll haunt me today
I dont even play anymore. I think tfc got taken over by rlcraft anyhow
God i miss liveleak
oh god rlcraft
i was also taken my rlcraft once
Rlcraft was pretty cool
But then i added guns to it and it became even better
cock and balls torture modpack
thankfully I only used my pc to play video games
Fr
they updated rl craft and mad it insufferable
and dint really surf the internet
fuck you shivaxi
so I didn't know bout that shit
i know, i live in the same state
Found a video of a ISIS tanker getting blown up and gettibg launched out of a t54 or t55
what did the moron do this time
instakill deathbirds?
skeletons only aim for head?
yea you gotta cheese the fuck out of battle towers now to get anything decent early game
and they still havent fucking fixed the fact that every enemy hits you in the head all the time
Found it on live leak then YouTube
Circled wayy back and found it again on a site my vet friend sent
Which a bunch of vets watch combat footage together
I wish i could replay blightfall for the first time
When they added locks i stopped playing
That shit was so retarded
Like i didnt want to learn how to do it because i already had really good gear
basically making shields a must have and using anything thats 2 handed a direct downgrade and not worth your time
oblivion lockpicking basically
Oh man i manually updated half the mods in rlcrafy
you can make lockpicks out of sticks easy
Really wish i didnt delete it because i wouldnt have to play the new version
Lets make a brainfart run of stoneblock
The enchanted ones are retarded
See how long it takes to get out
made early game and shit like paxels worthless
I remember dying to one in a obe hit on hard core
Full health
Cause it aimed for my fucking head
regarding ball crushing in minecraft, I enjoyed the mod that adds swing animations and rolls a lot more than just the whole rlcraft business, though it is a bit annoying too because the roll doesn't interrupt other animations, so it gets clunky sometimes
but the whole feel of fighting in third person, timing the strikes, positions, blocking and rolls was pretty neat
The what

the butt
This is such an old meme
hhhahahhahh
giants, why were they never added
would have made a cool rare nighttime biss
boss
Idk im just here to post esoteric cringe
go piss girl
i mean they
also I'm waiting on that fucking cool elytra flying mod to get ported to 1.20.1 and it's not happening yet
JUST LET ME FLY DUDE
"do a barell roll"?
yes
crungo
racism ban this user
war is horrible
!cringe
L + dont care + CURSE OF THE NILE 𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥
I bet drowning in sand would suck
not in Africa + slavic + didn't ask + throws a snowball at you + I'm freezing help
drowning in general sucks
@placid sail, likely psycho or sociopath test idea? 
y'all are gonna just cheese maximum points and go kekw
in africa sand come to u
but y'all cheat anyway so whatever, I'll consider it
its the way to go
i dont know what im doing here
I would much prefer dying from heat than cold, this spawn sucks
same
aussie landia
nah dont bother just pretend you're retarded and you get a 700$ check every 2 weeks or so
L + Swamp ass + mosquitos + everything soaked in sweat
where do I sign
to think i was being retarded for free
no that's @slate crown
L + not western european + am baltic + u are german
pay rates for dsp (disability support payment) for under 18s and over 18s
real vodka hours
"help I turned the lava to obsidian" 5 seconds in
fortnite haha
I used to live near the base in the us that they used to prep for vietnam. This state is cursed.
r
Homo funny
true
checks out, americans are notorious for being woefully unprepared for nam 
100% i cant fathom monsoon season
we only hire the medium level retards
why did i say hire

lethal company ceo brain

thank you 🤝
He's missing the rain but accurate

hello pango
PangolinSwampass
big ass
And yes i got deep pockets for all my MONEEEEE
i love looking at bobbies 
Everyday
It gets unbearable without it
Absolutely. I slept on the magic of baby powder for so long bc i thought it was an old people thing
Total gamechanger
Very
hi low bung
i love huffing powdered milk 🔥🔥🔥
Which country
lithuania
@solar obsidian Nešk vainiką
ble
ka
dar vienas
šuda
ČIA JAU KOKIE 7 LIETIUVIAI
kurva reikia #general-lt
Čia jau konspiruojame perimti valdžia
jo
lietuviai, vienykites!
nu gerai
tikrai
NEBEUŽTVENKSI UPĖS BEGIMO
NORINT SAU EITU JI PAMAŽU
nu gerai mums reikia planuoti perversma
žinai, “coup”
Sausio 13 style

Arba kauno sukilimo

@placid sail , we got another lithuanian. your oligarch ass is grass
I have driven
impossible
It is almost like a meme at this point
i dont even know why i ended up here
we must subjugate the ukrainians, poles, belarusians and russians again, just like the grand dutchy
Lithuanians trying to convince me they aren't giant lithium batteries:
Tfw you start a 10 year long guerrilla war and kill 14 thousand soviets only to be overshadowed by some balkaners
i am unstable true
is your goofy ass government sends exiles to gamma or what is going on
there's like 10 Lithuanians in total, and half is already here
VSD acting Funky

what yall thinking about the background i just put on
(text is part of the template i used)
ikr
its over
running deez nutz

whats pto again?
Paid time off
siiick
NO WORK FROM THE 14TH TO THE 7th
heaven
🎱 Question: will spacezoro enjoy his time off work?
Answer: And what makes you think that?

@stone blade bro look i found your grandmothers carpet
yes
your ancestors are in my pocket
I dont love any race
hate everything equally
what about yours?
true equality
Do you like hot cheetos? I think they may be a little too spicy. Yeah, they're definitely too spicy. But do you think that story about Lil Xan going to the hospital because of eating too many hot cheetos is true? I kinda think its bullshit.
LYRICS
hey pretty baby with the sun in your eye
you make feel like i'm up i...
My ancestors actually colonised part of ur country
very nice decor yes
mainly the south to laos

I hope so. Havent used vacation since January
but why you have to be so submissive and breedable then?
C O L O N I Z E D
dude! I've meant the Vietnam!
broski is completely horny 24/7 on main
If it werent for the french, we wouldn't have this delicious sandwich
mine is also on the list
I mean look at this masterpiece
Just needs fresh jalapenos
Its the closest thing to an asian poboy and i love it
feels like it needs some sauce
noice
dam, now I'm hungy
Its just the more asian cousin to the poboy
Which lore has it the french also had a hand in originating.
So uh. Thank you frenchmen for good sammiches
the grind never stops
subwaymaxxing
there's only a few good banh mi places i eat but there is 1 that's super famous in my city, people wait for 2 hours in line just to get it
i personally cannot wait that long
Fuck 2 hours for bahn mi
that's what im saying
and the place it called "No Name Banh mi"
so famous it doesn't even need a name
yea banh mi is nice but the toppings are pretty much the same in every sandwich, something like this would be nice but i doubt they sell it here
But they have different uses. Crystals hotsauce with collard greens mmmm
you feloff
Why
truly lost in the sauce

i got this really really good hot sauce from a nearby cali? farm
i forgot the name tho
Tbh you could just take the bread from bahn mi and do something like this
did you fall off
we all did
But really the best part about poboys is you put whatever you want in it
Cuz you a po boy
I am trolling falco in his home of #🇮🇹-general-ita
i been the same
i beh bay wabin
give my 29 seconds back
no refunds
ill do my refund myself
i only cook once in awhile but I'll give it a shot, too bad all the measurements are in burgers


Poboys are for a good time not a long time fren
i should get takeout i think
Take out the trash
I need to eat something. I gotta dehungerize
Now I've seen them all
Its cold af now and i crave the gumbo
The faster that damn clown and the incest game fade into nonexistance the better
dont talk about it
Alo people
Mmm gumbo with garlic bread
you jinx itt now
you peter asses
Just the clown.
just the clown
Boudin my balls in your mouth
traumatizing
Tfw yanks will never know how cozy this is
ive posted worse
this is how u make ads
That's great
Cracklinsssss
The damn clown is good though
I change my mind. Falconi has fallen. He likes the clown
give examples I don't want to thoroughly examine all 1747 embeds you've sent
That art is well done tbh
Well it is good
The fandom will always be the problem but the content is good
watch murder drones

I may struggle to watch the show
Only to be able to properly hate it
I always forgot about this, I'll do it eventually
Like Emesis Blue
he did
oh
hahaha okay minimod
I did, I did
boykissers 1-400
oh also im not a minor anymore
yeah we can make fun of his polyps now

which leaves me as the only underaged person in brainfart
self report
exiled to offtopic
there's 2, actually
wait thats also an age-gated chat
ah
who?
good question
aha I have zero idea who's that

Teen also includes 18 and 19
i haven't seen anyone who says "i'm a teenager" as a 18 or 19yo
you should thank me because it would look suspicious for a mod 
You haven't been around enough feds pretending to be underage. No teen says teenager
what if you're an alt of one of the mods

hmm, i have to dig into my phone meme folder
Literally me
eh, found this. ill need to clean my folders sooner or later 
eat his organs
bye @fading shuttle
you have problemas
ok, geometree
uno problema
searching nikokado in gifs is the most disgusting thing ever
that man has no shame
aw hell naw
make it ur pfp
new government brainwash technique looks sick
do u have ur phone wallpaper as urself?
how fucken long is ur hair

i thought that was a hoody
same honestly
Yes.
ivan can u hair whip people from the other side of the room?
its like a superpower almost
raputzel
so this is what the inside of ivans brain looks like
my braincell rn
very roomy
you coul probably wrap it around ur face and have like a superhero mask
that was a compliment
oh someone can choke me with it if they want to
@slate crown got one final parting vid
in game
before i snooze

quick the toddlers broke out, send in princess pitbull
Falcos head is full of big OILY MEN
mmmm
Yeah shit like Lucifer
eardrums: shattered
organs: ruptured
all in all 5/10
it knows
i love huge patches
Such much
so orange
Cat
holy shit its oleg
ez killstreak
@ruby minnow
as god saw him doing the griddy, he got up from his chair and left us
here we are now

some people just want to watch the world burn
I'm stealing this
levitations look like a nasty core workout
we love Dan Backslide
could've stopped at "we don't give a fuck" explains everything
Same this when people try to pronounce this
chupitlous
mf you made me choke on my food

chupitoulas
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Or this
you can definitely tell the french have been to Vietnam
blatant disregard for spelling
fr
Man the french ruin everything
Close. Its choppa two luhs
Thank fuck the Vietnamese beat their asses in a war
I’m surprised they didn’t break a baguette and the french surrenders instantly
nah they did
Or this
Well they sure did leave a lot guns behind which the Vietnamese used on both the Americans and Chinese (they won both)
hibo dou?
allies threatened to invade, french hauled ass as soon as they heard that

I am convinced Vietnam is just SEA’s version of Afghanistan

Nobody can win a war against them if they tried
Close. Tibba doe. Like nibba with a t and doe like the deer.
nobody can handle the swamp ass
first ever recorded TH that isn't just H
literally me
you are kinda mentally stunted
really?
no
was gonna say [redacted] but that works too
You be what
i be
he be
I see
okay chat did you guys study for the prostate exam
i read the textbook but i dont think i'll pass
i cheated

Just clep the exam
I'm telling doctor bighands
doctor tried to check mine but haven't heard from him in awhile
good luck on the retest
i think he got lost
not really BIG as much as they are long
his gf must love him
he could prolly give you a wet willie from the other side of ur head
😩
Ain’t no way 😂
oh you're trying alright if you study for it
How long am I stuck here 😭😂
years
Ain’t no way
What did you do?
Man’s can’t even make a joke 
all my homies hate monolith
fuck monolith
Well fuck youuuu


It was ♻️ , wasnt it?
Falco don’t break my heart like that 😂
nah he was horny in #╓☢stalker-chat
Another body for the horde
Do you know what even is being horny 😭
Bruh how tf you lurk long enough to make it to stalker chat. And still end up horny posting
@unkempt light help me plz 😭
bruh
Hes unfit to help 
fresh meat 
HEY
you
GET HIS ORGANS
What can I say, I gotta show emotion
Me
hi mordre
Tbh
you are mom
At least I didn’t get unfit to help
No i am dad
So I guess I’m somewhat okay
Is there a way to see how many people are exiled
nuh uh
i can still talk in stalker chat
sending a frog in fucking #╟❓general-offtopic makes u exiled
heh heh
But banished is somewhat cool
@uncut obsidian how many
COPIUM
Do it
Join us
you being here with us is already a punishment
i love you too
get tf away from me
Its the only way i know meds are kicking in
im not near you
57...
idk if i wanna become a part of this
being pepega is good enough

hi
Real hat
The worst thing is… Falco is too cool to talk in this chat… so I can’t even speak to papa
how u r?
The next pic posted here i will send my dad
He is hoarding the catnip toys
either u with us or against us

W pic
youre not even exiled
???? Falco always lurking here







