🎪bruh-fart

[somber warren]

but at least he apologized

[tulip ravine]

Yeah that doesn’t bother me coz I would of done same if I saw like and I thought she was single

The ones who know your clearly on a date or somet piss me off

Like we went to a fireworks show, was clear we was together I mean we was talking about some things for 1 year ago

[midnight cloud]

And then a chimera came

[tulip ravine]

Some old guy kept tryna go behind her, she told him piss off and he didn’t

Chinned the cunt

[somber warren]

lmao

once some kids said to my gf nice ass, i literally chased them for like 500 meters

[tulip ravine]

[somber warren]

they were right tho she had indeed a nice ass

[tulip ravine]

Mate I couldn’t even be angry at someone for saying it to mine, it’s just true

[somber warren]

hydro got that cake

[tulip ravine]

Not even joking I can rest my arm on the point where it goes from back to ass

Not my ass you wierdo

[somber warren]

What the heeeeellll

[tulip ravine]

[somber warren]

literally stacked

[tulip ravine]

Yeah she mad, natural and all which honestly surprised me

[somber warren]

i used my gf's curves as a dining table mutliple times

it just works

[tulip ravine]

True

Worst one tho

[undone wave]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/f70890fd8ca43630307f40b884f1f514/6434d209e477bbff-cf/s500x750/852171d65e98281eea644ad03aaaa842ec9332e3.gif

[tulip ravine]

When they decide to throw a fucking hissy fit

[remote vine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/778442718551867402/1165514833739915315/cabron.gif

[somber warren]

what do you mean

[tulip ravine]

You never experienced it? Good

Mrs will get home from work, and I’m getting a 50 min convo of me just listening about how shit the work day was

[somber warren]

oh you mean wemen being wemen

[tulip ravine]

I’m like yes I understand and id love to talk to you about it but I’m driving to see you so just tell me then

[tulip ravine]

Aye pal

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-wolff-taking-off-shirt-lords-of-locker-room-ready-gachi-gif-22942861

[tulip ravine]

It’s funny tho, she can take a good scrap so that works for us

[undone wave]

Jabroney outfit spotted

[tulip ravine]

Like I said when she nearly blew my knee out

[somber warren]

I was with this one girl once who always wanted me to do voice messages for her

it was annoying af

[tulip ravine]

We got past that haha

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTwdZVaq4vQ

[tulip ravine]

At first she wanted to

[somber warren]

i mean yeah its kinda cute that you like my voice but please i got shit to do

[tulip ravine]

Then I brought phone when I was on shitter and voice messaged when I curled a fat log out

Didn’t ask me again

Overall win

[somber warren]

lmao

dude i literally don't fart in company

[tulip ravine]

I just don’t really bother

I don’t intentionally unless it’s gf coz it’s funny as fuck

[somber warren]

i mean i imagine its funny af

but i don't want her to fart back

i had a burping contest with a girl multiple times tho

i won

[midnight cloud]

Silly mature, women cant fart

[tulip ravine]

Tell that to my nostrils after smelling the most nuclear fart in existence

[somber warren]

i can burp on command

[tulip ravine]

Then she said it was me

[somber warren]

unlimited burps

[tulip ravine]

Learn to fart on command it’s amazing

[midnight cloud]

Accidentally shits pants

[tulip ravine]

You just suck up air into your ass and blow it out as a chemical weapon

[somber warren]

how tf do you eaven learn that

[somber warren]

what kind of loose asshole do you have

fucking suck in air

mental

[tulip ravine]

I am a Brit mate

[somber warren]

fair

[tulip ravine]

We’ve been getting rammed from various reasons for the past 30 years

[somber warren]

i mean your not alone

[fading shuttle]

mostly brits fault funnily enough

[tulip ravine]

Sometimes debatable

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/nigga-please-sure-mhmm-yeah-okay-whatever-gif-10332512

[midnight cloud]

God alex? Exiled?

[tulip ravine]

Partly due to gov being afraid to stand up to people and certain issues that we are suffering for now, but I’m not bout get into it

[fading shuttle]

i posted 4 frogs in offtopic while they were talking about mental health

[somber warren]

my man all governments don't care about their own ppl

governments suck ass

[tulip ravine]

Oh nah, they care, just not about us

[midnight cloud]

Guess they croaked

[somber warren]

who exiled you

[tulip ravine]

They care about the less desirables more then the average working person to put it simply

[midnight cloud]

Me...

[fading shuttle]

they pinged skom

[somber warren]

lmao

fucking skom

back at it again with the wierd punishments

[fading shuttle]

after 3 frogs they pinged skom, he came but didnt do anything until i posted the 4th frog

[somber warren]

how dare he post frogs in offtopic

[midnight cloud]

He was in his sniper post at the ready

[somber warren]

should have banned you

[fading shuttle]

i know, smh

preferential treatment

[tulip ravine]

Wait so was there actually a rule broken

I don’t get it

[somber warren]

are they still talking about mental health

[somber warren]

there is no fucking rule broken

[tulip ravine]

So why was Alex exiled? Isn’t that the point of the exile

[fading shuttle]

nope, post-froggening they stopped, talking about different stuff now

i won

[somber warren]

ask skom

we should post frogs there

[fading shuttle]

even one of them announced that he blocked me

[somber warren]

fucking offtopic soyboys

i say we declare war

[fading shuttle]

i stand victorious, with only 4 frogs i completely changed the conversation topic

[grizzled meadow]

Boss of this gym: not found

[tulip ravine]

I have blocked you ☝️ 🤓

[fading shuttle]

they pinged a mod because of frog gifs

[tulip ravine]

@somber warren fancy a game of Dayz someday?

[slender rock]

I fucked up

[undone wave]

Van Darksouls

[slender rock]

Hh

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/p4ttons-pfp-gif-24704524

[tulip ravine]

Seems pretty low, mental health convo gets cucked so you spit dummy out because no one else can talk about anything

[remote vine]

why you pink now

[somber warren]

sure

[tulip ravine]

Sweet I’ll send you a add my man

[fierce jay]

@solar obsidian @tranquil basalt @mossy lagoon

[fading shuttle]

it was 4 frog gifs

[solar obsidian]

frogmaxxing in #╟❓general-offtopic

[somber warren]

don't you have to ask my steam first

[fading shuttle]

i posted 4 frog gifs in offtopic while they were talking about mental health

[tulip ravine]

I already know

[solar obsidian]

fed

[remote vine]

[tranquil basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-meme-aggressive-gif-26375097

[tulip ravine]

Some people have never had a smack in the mouth I can’t lie and it shows

[fading shuttle]

they ended up pinging skom to kill me

[tulip ravine]

Delight my man

Usagi my man

[remote vine]

thanks skom

[remote vine]

sup brother

[tulip ravine]

Not much mate

You?

[dreamy flax]

Seems like I can't change your nickname falco94
But your name is now Encore

[solar obsidian]

Frogcore

[fading shuttle]

i now know the might of frogge

[mossy lagoon]

Take the frog pill 🐸

[fading shuttle]

also maja said a rare based statement

[solar obsidian]

[grizzled meadow]

Goddamn

A rare Maja W

I've seen them all

[fierce jay]

What is going on in here

The frog revolution

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-froge-you-alerted-the-frog-gif-12330504167489313531

[grizzled meadow]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[mossy lagoon]

[fierce jay]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-hat-gif-24889203

[grizzled meadow]

Hello my baby hello my darling

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/hâm-frog-toad-frog-lắc-wiggle-gif-14557565

[fading shuttle]

talking about my silly frog gif posting in offtopic sir

[fierce jay]

ohhh alex's exile

[solar obsidian]

the frog shaker

[fierce jay]

that was kinda bullshit but whatever

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-frog-the-fog-fog-fog-consume-fog-is-going-to-consume-us-gif-7275883596114669957

[fierce jay]

https://tenor.com/view/hâm-frog-toad-frog-lắc-wiggle-gif-14557565

[fading shuttle]

oh lord its the frog shaker

[solar obsidian]

busting down sexual style

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-music-turn-table-spin-rotate-gif-17475343

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/eyebrows-flying-clouds-heaven-gif-12548802

[fierce jay]

https://tenor.com/view/new-gingus-gingus-steej-gif-25484187

[fading shuttle]

hello big g, may i be unexiled so i could post one last frog gif in offtopic?

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-phone-call-listening-long-yeet-gif-11764220

No

[fading shuttle]

consider the following: it will be funny

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-phone-call-listening-long-yeet-gif-11764220

(he said it will be funny, what do we do)
(okay I'll tell him)

No

[tulip ravine]

I mean did he do anything wrong

I can’t lie

I’m confused

[pastel quartz]

Midder Falco

[solar obsidian]

with an r

[pastel quartz]

Ridder Falco

[fading shuttle]

i posted frog (this is illegal as i am bulgarian)

[grizzled meadow]

I hate this so much, what's the name of this bullshit

[pastel quartz]

Midder falco

[zealous remnant]

someone complained
and pinged mod
instead of doing the sensible #🛄report-users-here

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-dance-gif-26172327

we love frogs

[grizzled meadow]

We are frogs 🐸

[tulip ravine]

If you haven’t actually done anything wrong I just don’t get why you should suffer from that

[somber warren]

falco statement to why alex is exiled for frogmaxxing

[pastel quartz]

Midder falco

[fading shuttle]

frogge

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/froge-pet-the-frog-gif-18779066

[solar obsidian]

froggi alle

[pastel quartz]

Froggi alle midder falco

[tulip ravine]

If people care that much over a frog prob best to go fucking see someone crazy people out here

[grizzled meadow]

We are frogs 🐸

[atomic crane]

T minus 15 minutes to dentist appointment

Time to see if I've been rotting adequately

[tulip ravine]

We are all frogs

[pastel quartz]

Midder falco

[somber warren]

froggi alle mouleian

[tulip ravine]

Oh wait that falco I didn’t even realise

[somber warren]

🐸

[tulip ravine]

How are you my favourite Italian moderator

[solar obsidian]

kids in africa couldve eaten that thermal paste

[tulip ravine]

I protested a protest today

Should of seen it was funny as fuck

[somber warren]

what kind of protest

[pastel quartz]

I know I live in Africa ( I took the thermal paste from them )

[tulip ravine]

College across road wanted more pay

Looked at average earnings in uk

14 pound a hour

[somber warren]

lmao fuck the collage

[tulip ravine]

Minimum wage here is 9 pound a hour

Sometimes less

[atomic crane]

动态网自由门 天安門 Delight 天安门 法輪功 李洪志

[pastel quartz]

Bing chilling

[tulip ravine]

So it’s not like they are being paid nothing, a few pound extra here make a good difference

[somber warren]

minimum wage is 9 pounds what the fuck

thats horrible

[upper axle]

i dont even have anything funny to say about this. i just hate the fact that time marches on.

[atomic crane]

Time marches on, and the rot consumes

[tulip ravine]

Yeah, I’ve been paid 7.50 a hour before

[grizzled meadow]

Real

[pastel quartz]

MIDDER Faclo can I have your attention please

[distant quarry]

where tf is this scene from?

[pastel quartz]

[somber warren]

dude its 12,41 here lmao

[tulip ravine]

What annoyed me most about the protest?

There was kids waiting for class

[grizzled meadow]

Only if you tell us the name of that movie

[tulip ravine]

And couldn’t because the teachers were protesting

[pastel quartz]

Kong skull island

[upper axle]

honestly? been there. actually acted upon it, too.

[grizzled meadow]

Okay what's up

[dreamy flax]

:flag_en: Unknown (Unknown)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Dynamic Network Freedom Gate Tiananmen Delight Tiananmen Falun Gong Li Hongzhi

[solar obsidian]

unban me, xi jinping

[atomic crane]

Zhang Xi Na

[grizzled meadow]

https://vxtwitter.com/Wario64/status/1725231924455883167?t=WFShuXYhvnsPA9jppjCu_g&s=19
@upper axle

This thing came out when I was fucking 4

[tulip ravine]

Yeah it’s scuffed, fair enough protest for more pay but do it on a weekend when our country’s future isn’t the ones suffering the most from it

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-very-poor-choice-words-gif-22861860

[grizzled meadow]

It's a poor choice of words if your mind is deviated

[upper axle]

im having trouble actually claiming my free HL1 today

its erroring every time

[tulip ravine]

They complain about the fact that places like where I am produce criminals, drug dealers and not very educated individuals, but half the teachers don’t give a shit

[somber warren]

i mean its not like kids learn much important stuff in collage anyways

[slender rock]

My back, my fucking hips and my legs are dead

Hhhhhhhhh

[tulip ravine]

It’s a important step to college here though

University I mean

And it is in terms of that and the college here actually has useful skills

[solar obsidian]

uni is good

torres just lazy

[tulip ravine]

Me and my mates started chanting “you lazy bastard get back to work”

[somber warren]

uni in germany is literally where all the liberals are, i don't want to go there

shrimple as that

[solar obsidian]

pussy

[tulip ravine]

For example one of our teachers refused to strike because he didn’t want us losing out on class time

Absolutely based

[somber warren]

thats based

[grizzled meadow]

Me rn

[somber warren]

we were forced to go to fridays for future by our teacher

that was ass

[wide basin]

@winged chasm

[pastel quartz]

In Africa teacher rioted for better wages and ended up burning down a school

[grizzled meadow]

Of course it isn't

[pastel quartz]

How are you getting signal

Clearly fake

[solar obsidian]

pretty cool mod

[winged chasm]

Hell yeah

[pastel quartz]

Oo

[slender rock]

Walked 7mi (11.4km)

[pastel quartz]

Ok

[slender rock]

Hhhhhhhhhhh

[grizzled meadow]

I drive

[tulip ravine]

Yeah big difference tho, teachers here get paid atleast the average if not more,

[pastel quartz]

Ok

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-froge-you-alerted-the-frog-gif-12330504167489313531

[slender rock]

Forg

[pastel quartz]

Nah africa it's just sad how little

[tulip ravine]

If my mum can raise me on 7.50 a hour you can raise your family on 9 - 15 + a hour

[pastel quartz]

15k rand is like how many dollars per month

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-pc-meme-matrix-codes-gif-16730883

[tulip ravine]

Yeah mate I’ve seen it a few times

[pastel quartz]

Google tike

[tulip ravine]

Go to Cape Town to see my gfs extended family

[pastel quartz]

In Zimbabwe the teachers are billionaires tho

So it's just a skill issue for most other countries then

[tulip ravine]

See that’s too much personally

[pale ingot]

just fucked Alex's dad, hello brainfart

[high meteor]

hello ham

[tulip ravine]

Like yeah they do a good job, but nothing that warrants a extra luxury lifestyle

[fading shuttle]

tell him to come home

[solar obsidian]

I frog.

[tulip ravine]

Then again we pay footballers hundreds of thousands a week so

[pastel quartz]

800 dollars per moth as a teacher in Sa

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-rain-frog-gif-24663161

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-scratching-nuts-gif-6429140231519519993

[pale ingot]

he's a male hooker now sorry bro

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/white's-tree-frog-snowflake-snowflake-frog-frog-frogs-gif-540938687770057080

[upper axle]

hot take: we should use the 1 Grit™ on stuck up sports players

[grizzled meadow]

Throwback moment

[somber warren]

actually real

but he says boss

not sir

[upper axle]

NGL the end of his laughing fit was immediately followed in my head by "~feel good~" and then a bass guitar

[remote vine]

oh yeah thesis is killing my ass but otherwise fine

[remote vine]

love them

[pastel quartz]

Hey can someone bash me on the head with a blunt object with great force pls

[fierce jay]

sing with meh

[upper axle]

i got just the thing

[pastel quartz]

Thank

[upper axle]

and then there's HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE which is that but even more devilish and often with a twinge of sadistic glee

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-dance-groove-moves-gif-24304333

And heehee

[fading shuttle]

ive seen it, derpixon did good

[upper axle]

hee hee is different though 'cause that's a bombastic vocalization to emphasisze flashy movements in a dance routine, not exactly within the range of the topic at hand

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/derpixon-mime-gif-22338606

wouldve prefferred more mime girl content doe

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-tyson-nod-reverse-well-gif-24391188

Thut up bith go geth thum help

[crimson flame]

p!alex

[foggy mantle]

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[honest timber]

[pale ingot]

skibiti toilert.. or criper

[remote vine]

p!lemon

[foggy mantle]

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[pale ingot]

yavipieram skibiidii toilleett nielobe kriper

[pale ingot]

ive recovered from the curse of mishearing this song horribly

now i just hear the swedish lyrics

[river robin]

Fuck you now I hear it again.
Bitch

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/mime-mimes-derpixon-wink-wink-wink-gif-22458128

[slender rock]

Ah yeeah

[pale ingot]

Sounds like a 🐟 issue

[slender rock]

No

[upper axle]

yknow what just for that im sending the sad Yakuza karaoke vid

[grizzled meadow]

THIS IS NOT A LIE

LISA IN THE CROWD SAID

[grizzled meadow]

10 years in the joint...

[remote vine]

@grizzled meadow

[pale ingot]

LOOK LARY HAD A VAGINA MALFUNCTION

[grizzled meadow]

So fucking real but also

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-gabagool-tony-therapy-gif-26084338

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/mhm-yeah-sure-absolutely-uhuh-gif-22853212

[pale ingot]

alex, how many porn/day do you

important statistic

[dreamy flax]

usagi1030, your new nickname is Holland

[fading shuttle]

have been sick last 2 days so none

[pale ingot]

need to measure how addicted you are

[pale ingot]

never too sick to crank one out

[fading shuttle]

yes i am

[pale ingot]

Its over

[high meteor]

godspeed emperor

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/623547384349196358/1155519630186659910/ioncare.gif

[river robin]

Does anybody know where the original clip of the guy ripping through the dry wall comes from?

Nvm found it.
Of course it was skycorp.

https://youtu.be/mvfdZsn_Igg?si=X84S1mDr1kfSQCPu

[sage otter]

SATRIANI

Very based

[placid sail]

commit die

[placid sail]

https://coub.com/view/3cg9js

[ruby minnow]

damn

that's nsfw

[pale ingot]

you are but but you um and you are but um and you but you are um you are and you are um um but you are and you are but but you are are you but you are and are you and are you but you um

[fierce jay]

Istg I was just about to say that that's a boulder pushing another boulder but the meme was ahead of me

[pure cobalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1174816346983387286/RPReplay_Final1699436407.mov?ex=6568f7fc&is=655682fc&hm=a08efea9be09806ebf44d30e2d653a4a3118206551a4978d13767bdbee57bdeb&

[slender rock]

We'll see if it holds

😮‍💨

I hate the fact that I wear out a pair of shoes within a year

Or like 10 months or something

Ugh

@quartz ridge oi

[uncut obsidian]

never bought it but it looks tasty

send me money and I'll buy it

[slender rock]

5 robux

[uncut obsidian]

it's in my bio

in 17 hours

[zealous remnant]

[placid sail]

it never stops to confuse me to no end how you're planning to escape to gayrope and can't afford a 150 rubles purchase at the same time

[uncut obsidian]

i don't have a job yet

[zealous remnant]

just be attractive
its not that hard

[placid sail]

weren't you boasting at some point that you've earned 100k rubles?

[uncut obsidian]

no?

i do "have" around 100k but that's stored in the form of my PC, monitor, laptop and some other things

[smoky iris]

https://tenor.com/view/beep-gif-24476531

howdy all

[slender rock]

@uncut obsidian happy early birthday

Before I miss it

[uncut obsidian]

thanks

[remote vine]

mf didn't buy bitcoin in 2010

[slender rock]

I am gonna be tired as shit later on

Fucking already tired

[slender rock]

My legs aren't ready

[narrow lotus]

bro how

gods above

[slender rock]

People are fucking atrocious

Trust me

[narrow lotus]

fucking apes man

[remote vine]

indian

[slender rock]

Not even that @remote vine

[narrow lotus]

"Worse, he leaves the washing machine open and the bathroom odors get trapped in the machine filters. My clothes come out smelling like shit."

[placid sail]

he uses something else instead?

right?

yes?

[slender rock]

Uh

[narrow lotus]

"I do most of the house cleaning so I pay attention to things that aren’t clean and I noticed stains that appeared on only his doors. Yellowish brown to black spots surrounding the handle and the bottom half of only his bedroom door and bathroom door. Nowhere else in the apartment really has these marks besides a few spots on the hall closet doors. So, after realized the toilet paper mystery, I feel extremely disgusted living with him." @placid sail

[remote vine]

but honestly I want to use bidet instead of toilet paper

[uncut obsidian]

I'm drinking water that tastes like piss rn

[narrow lotus]

how do you....

[placid sail]

I really regret asking

[uncut obsidian]

i imagine that's what it tastes like

[dreamy flax]

usagi1030, your new nickname is Raleigh

Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Onetime

[remote vine]

oh shit one piece reference

[uncut obsidian]

it's some medicine but it's bitter and sour at the same time

and i have to drink a liter of it

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-gif-24293069

[zealous remnant]

no sound?

[runic kernel]

Hi ledy Hi Madi Hi Blur Hi Usagi

[remote vine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/778442718551867402/1165514833739915315/cabron.gif

[smoky iris]

fine, i'll post the non gif version... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3DFwDcL1aQ

[narrow lotus]

“be honest, do you wipe?”

RM “YES!”

me “with what?”

RM panicked. “the- the paper towel and then I get it in the shower!!”

If the light inside me wasn’t already dead, it would be now. The truth has come out, what was very obvious to reddit, and baffling to us, has been confirmed. He shits, stands up, then gets in the shower and let’s the water “trickle down”.

aight thats enough

im going to bed

[zealous remnant]

and have the newly acquired .mp4 in return

[smoky iris]

https://tenor.com/view/metalgear-gif-5036737

https://youtu.be/aMD7PkTS1d8

[uncut obsidian]

hi

[uncut obsidian]

gnn

[placid sail]

pentru ce păcate ne faci asta nouă pasăre

[eager igloo]

Man

[narrow lotus]

imi cer scuze si o noapte buna iti doresc domnule ocupat

[placid sail]

go sleep already you horrible person

gn

[smoky iris]

god damn it, now im tempted to play kenshi again.

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1168912088312328253/1174475008920264714/402918108_18000087773266195_1649118961454663677_n.png?ex=6567ba16&is=65554516&hm=8d2cefb1e7ed4de567bdfd5e9c4149558ba46b89639fc20dc3b9c3a9ae0a459d&

[high meteor]

holy crap brainfart is kenshi posting?

[smoky iris]

https://tenor.com/view/kenshi-gif-26724147

[fading shuttle]

its a shame kenshi has like

1 good song

fertile

[fading shuttle]

i dont count the menu song since the good part is too short

also beep isnt funny

[quartz ridge]

I heart glue

[quartz ridge]

How did you get exiled

[undone wave]

I eat glue

[fading shuttle]

i posted 4 frog gifs in offtopic while they were talking about mental health

[undone wave]

Did skom do it?

[slender rock]

Fuuuck

[fading shuttle]

yep, they pinged him so he could punish me

[somber warren]

of course

[undone wave]

figures

[smoky iris]

whats the swamp track called for kenshi

[smoky iris]

lmao

[fading shuttle]

luv me holy nation

[zealous remnant]

an Agent of Narko like you? surprising

[smoky iris]

this one i like more than fertile tbh https://youtu.be/pYU0eUEyy3w?list=PLNjVY52Ef36gLiVDQRCZU1pfxlybB4Aim

I'm a simple man when it comes to kenshi, Shek are 👍

[quartz ridge]

Hello glue my old frienddd

[smoky iris]

wat

damn, the steam artwork page of kenshi is a bit... out there i guess

[slender rock]

Watt

[smoky iris]

dont mind me, just going down rabitholes on the internet

[slender rock]

My fucking ankle is dead

Hh

[smoky iris]

the fuck happened?

[slender rock]

P a i n

We walking

Far

[lament vapor]

https://vxtwitter.com/GeeksOfColor/status/1724870111079575817?t=hoLWxzr1uaSBVbE7eOaRCA&s=19 context

[summer topaz]

justice smith with a beard breaks my brain

[fading shuttle]

cool thing about holy nation is, if you become friendly they stop caring about cybernetics or nonhumans, i dont think they tolerate skeletons doe

[sage otter]

What did you do to get exiled again Alex

[midnight tree]

no skinny people

[fading shuttle]

posted 4 frog gifs in offtopic while they were talking about mental health

one of em got sad, cried and pinged skom

[smoky iris]

fair

[sage otter]

[fading shuttle]

then they announced that they blocked me

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/620576156613345310/1118401187159478403/1685997643137613.gif

[fading shuttle]

reel tawk

https://tenor.com/view/jordie-jordie-jordan-wings-of-redemption-wings-wings-chair-gif-23494145

[summer topaz]

why were u posting frogs

[fading shuttle]

idk, felt like posting frogs

[slender rock]

Frog 🐸

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HNq-yznXdoI goddamn people in the US are... smart 💀

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-sitting-meme-funny-gif-15518043535710952457

https://tenor.com/view/the-frog-the-fog-fog-fog-consume-fog-is-going-to-consume-us-gif-7275883596114669957

[summer topaz]

https://tenor.com/bylQ1.gif

[zealous elm]

lmao it wasnt even one of the people talking

[fading shuttle]

imma be honest chief i wasnt keeping track of who participated in the mental health talk

i was posting frogs

[zealous elm]

grindset

at least now it looks like a random guy just jumped in and got your ass exiled

[smoky iris]

so, let me get this straight. you got exiled for posting frog in the offtopic.

[fading shuttle]

4 frogs

[zealous elm]

if you get offended by frog gifs you actually need a therapist

[copper pendant]

Exiled is a flex, we get kek emojis by our names

[fading shuttle]

it was 4 frogs

[undone wave]

28 FROG GIFS

[smoky iris]

damn, it seems that person need to feel grass

[zealous elm]

i got unexiled after like half a year of being exiled for literally 0 reason

[fading shuttle]

worst part is, other people went and posted frogs later

noone else got exiled

[summer topaz]

damn so there's mods just randomly picking people off a list and exiling them that's wild

[undone wave]

Skom is big brother

[manic gust]

[undone wave]

Does someone have the "you are being monitored" peepo meme?

[zealous elm]

i got warned like once about something before but that wasnt it cuz i got exiled like a month later and i was inactive for weeks in the server at that time

[zealous elm]

the mods just exile / mute anyone if you say they offended you

[copper pendant]

I've been told i can just rejoin but i quite enjoy the kek emoji, it has grown on me

[zealous elm]

they dont want to spend time reading stuff

[zealous elm]

unless they are a part of the conversation already or something ofc

[zealous elm]

i am technically unexiled but i got used to it before so i still forget that other channels exist

basically all other channels are hidden

cuz i did that when i was exiled

[copper pendant]

I prefer being here instead of a chat with snowflakes getting offended by me stating that my county's system is fucked and riddled with crime as their view of it is a "paradise"

[remote vine]

what's the actual limit of frogs before one gets exiled, 3?

[zealous elm]

this channel is pretty strongly moderated too tho there are certain times of day when you have to be careful lmao

[copper pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-gif-20625731

[summer topaz]

is it possible that it's not what you say/post but the context within which you're posting it

[copper pendant]

I got put here for a reason, no serious shit. Just someone that didn't like facts.

[slender rock]

Lol

Sure

[zealous elm]

if i started talking like i usually do on other servers i would get muted in a second

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8kGxcBdXYs

[zealous elm]

dont you me

im not used to this twitter dont offend anyone shit

[slender rock]

Whut

Lol

[zealous elm]

aw man

[copper pendant]

Didn't even pick on any side

[summer topaz]

isn't there a "no politics" rule lmao

[slender rock]

Yes

[copper pendant]

Yep that's the reason I'm here

[zealous elm]

wah wah wah

[slender rock]

Guess what

[zealous elm]

jarvis

pull up crime statustics

[summer topaz]

I mean it's a server wide rule I think

[zealous elm]

he technically didnt talk about politics tho

he just said that there is a lot of crime in sweden

0 politics

[summer topaz]

he literally referenced "left/right shit"

it's about context not semantics

[slender rock]

Brother social issues = political

[zealous elm]

i think he was trying to say that hes bored of everything being treated as political

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/xd-gif-2256396203054518603

[copper pendant]

[zealous elm]

frogg

trog

[slender rock]

Brainfort

Frog

[zealous elm]

brainfrog

[tulip ravine]

I’m gift wrapping man

[zealous elm]

https://tenor.com/view/dyingaliengif-toad-frog-gif-23315375

[tulip ravine]

We jolly man Fr

[zealous elm]

why

[tulip ravine]

[copper pendant]

[tulip ravine]

Mate this is part 1 of 4 for Mrs gifts

I’m wrapping Christmas Eve stuff atm

[copper pendant]

Bruh, imagine rejoining, bringing up Sweden and making the person that I offended accidentally say something political and having them stuck in here because I got "offended"

[tulip ravine]

What the hell is Sweden

[zealous elm]

christmas eve stuff

nov 16

[tulip ravine]

Yeah

[copper pendant]

A shithole

[zealous elm]

crazy

[tulip ravine]

Nah

I’ve got like 30+ gifts to wrap man

Im not doing it all last minute fuck that

Im doing a few at a time

[zealous elm]

i would rather live in any other european country 90% sure

ok maybe with the exception of serbia because fuck serbia

[tulip ravine]

You’d rather live in Britain?

[warped crown]

Someone say frog?

[zealous elm]

not european its in the ocean it doesnt exist case closed

[zealous elm]

ok my statement was false btw i also forgot about france being a thing

its the 3rd worst then

[copper pendant]

I'm kidnapping a homeless man for chirstmas and giving him a home, a gaming setup and forcing him to play Tarkov for 365 days straight and his next christmas present will be an eviction, a letter from the Ukraine forigen legion asking him to enlist with just a mosin sitting in a trench. Dude's gonna be the next Simon Häyhä

[zealous elm]

i am kidnapping a homeless man for christmas and devouring him alive

[summer topaz]

I think I'm just gonna make some hot cocoa for christmas

[copper pendant]

Bulking season

[zealous elm]

fun fact

a homeless person is like 200k calories

[zealous remnant]

Athlean-X approved

[zealous elm]

and at least 10kg protein

[copper pendant]

Average homeless man contains 126000 calories

[summer topaz]

can I eat the sauce boss

[high meteor]

whats the recommended dose of homeless man

[copper pendant]

France joined the chat

[summer topaz]

no not like that

[high meteor]

the fuck

[zealous elm]

no way

[tulip ravine]

Aktually we are a Germanic people

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761167025283133/1174839674515247275/EQabCuiW4AEWZnk.png

[summer topaz]

well? did you find out?

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/hyptonize-frog-gif-11978351

[zealous elm]

maybe if you stop staring at signs while driving you get a better chance at not going to hell for at least a bit

[copper pendant]

Take my money bitch

[feral kiln]

Mfw I run a red light

[zealous elm]

it is legal to run red lights but only if you have a red light pass™ (jack daniels)

[summer topaz]

billboards are so fucked up if you really think about it

like hey look away from the road so you can check out our ad

[copper pendant]

Or if you're a road pirate (Captain morgan)

[midnight tree]

i used to run red lights all the time when i worked night shifts

who's gonna snitch on me? junkies?

[zealous elm]

until you got t boned by a semi and lost your ability to go to work

[summer topaz]

probably the single mom that looks away from her phone and turns you into ground beef on the asphalt

she'll probably snitch

[copper pendant]

Throw 0.05g crack out the window if you're worried, anything for their nightly fix

[midnight tree]

i am also in a car

what asphalt am i gonna get ran into

[summer topaz]

mutual ground beefing

[midnight tree]

i love running red lights

[copper pendant]

You'll both be shredded pork

[midnight tree]

i'd like to think it's more of a suggestion that there might be cars incoming

but if there aren't any cars you can go ahead and drive

:)

[zealous elm]

she will turn you and your car into a sticker on the road because they always drive massivr suvs

[summer topaz]

foolproof

[midnight tree]

there are no wine moms driving around at 2am

[true sedge]

i really like that movie

[midnight tree]

i worked nights

there was nobody out at night

[summer topaz]

it was me I was out at night

[midnight tree]

because people are usually asleep at that time

but i wasnt

i was driving around

i dirve

[zealous remnant]

thats usually when the bars close

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-gif-8897648553768112740

[true sedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1172381375152799817/caption-6-2.gif?ex=65601c3d&is=654da73d&hm=7e5c9d247798fa80960ab4001c43b56a279444799f6a598c3f6764c3ef9abdd7&

[zealous remnant]

i need a goth gf to absolutely destroy me

[stone shoal]

He's gift wrapping men

Gross

[midnight tree]

i will arrive draped in gift wrapping paper through one of your windows shortly

[zealous remnant]

well it is west of I-15 so...

[stone shoal]

Truly? I have always wanted to burn a package before!

[stone shoal]

If you kill raiders as your occupation, that's not bad, even if you have low bartering skills

[midnight tree]

you fool, i have covered myself in gypsum

[uncut obsidian]

p!illegal boykisser

[slender rock]

Ew

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1126163747577286778/377FB10C-01F1-4EE1-BCE4-B6EEDD639C81.gif

[stone shoal]

Fallout 3 has something of a weird nostalgic effect on me

[stone shoal]

OP sucks cox

[midnight tree]

YOU sux cox

[slender rock]

Coxx

[stone shoal]

But I am not OP I am mid at best

[pale ingot]

i still remember that one about anon imagining what if nazi germany won and he was a sex slave aryan twink

[stone shoal]

They would just kill him. There aren't any femboys in Nazi Germany

[pale ingot]

shit was crazy

[uncut obsidian]

suxcox sounds like a new covid stamp

[midnight tree]

sounds like a british town

[uncut obsidian]

gays existed since forever

[pale ingot]

welsh*

[ruby minnow]

yeah i remember it too

[stone shoal]

There aren't any PUBLIC gays in Nazi Germany, since that would get you killed

[pale ingot]

true

[midnight tree]

gays were invented by Big Homo to sell more aids

[pale ingot]

brainfarts greatest conspiracy theorist

[uncut obsidian]

tiktok was invented by the government to sell more adhd pills

[ruby minnow]

guys my political thought is

[pale ingot]

oh wait it's 12:55 am

[ruby minnow]

nazis are generallyl gqy but communists are femboys

[midnight tree]

skill issue

[stone shoal]

Nah, alternative skills brah

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rot-the-rot-consumes-us-all-monster-by-mistake-gif-27504579

[pale ingot]

im edging my sleep schedule
im about to go to sleep with 4 hours and 3 minutes of sleep

[uncut obsidian]

go now

[pale ingot]

yeah

im gonna

[uncut obsidian]

you'll spend 3 minutes falling asleep

[stone shoal]

Stop fucking edging and bust your sleepy eepy already bro

[pale ingot]

never say that again.
also, bet.

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ghostbusters-bustin-busting-feels-good-man-meme-gif-26455888

[pale ingot]

time for the snoozing

gn brainfart

[uncut obsidian]

gn

[pale ingot]

hate all yall

[stone shoal]

Never say you're edging your sleep schedule then

Also gn

[pale ingot]

edging the brain aneurysm

[storm stream]

just 3?
takes me like 20

[pale ingot]

yeah, same. ok last message gn

[manic gust]

you guys fall asleep?

[stone shoal]

We can't all be like you, друг.

[uncut obsidian]

Real??

Snoop dogg quit smoking

[fresh rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1174844586955378739/ssstwitter.com_1700175168419.mp4?ex=65691249&is=65569d49&hm=e665f7684f2dfee7caa1a11eb48b5198c51a4af5254fabf3228907391bcdbb81&

[zealous remnant]

I remember that one

[fading shuttle]

[zealous remnant]

[uncut yew]

[fresh rose]

[uncut obsidian]

[toxic sundial]

[rancid iris]

[visual stirrup]

[radiant charm]

[dreamy flax]

@dapper loom (taunusring1) has been muted for 999 days for reason: **You have been deemed to violate the rules of this server (Inappropriate PFP) and/or TOS and are hereby muted. Should you insist on not changing your profile within 5 days this mute will be escalated to an account ban. Should you try to evade by leaving & rejoining the ban will be immediate.

Once you have changed the violating factors, be sure to DM one of the present moderators to get released again.**

[tender karma]

[bitter stratus]

[uncut obsidian]

[zealous remnant]

[gusty willow]

[thin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/bleach-simpson-homer-gif-12946893

[dreamy flax]

usagi1030, your new nickname is Michael1

[atomic crane]

What caused so many

[gusty willow]

My finished balls

[radiant charm]

cursed phone game advertisement

[atomic crane]

She is an underworld doctor

[radiant charm]

huh

[atomic crane]

The honkai starrail advertisement

[atomic crane]

Where the big tiddy anime girl is like "hi there. I am Natasha, an underworld doctor."

[radiant charm]

nah it was somethind diff but the gif above is accurate

[atomic crane]

Fair enough

[rancid iris]

brainfart doesn’t usually collectively dislike things

we collectively disliked that

that’s all you need to know

[zealous remnant]

a communal disapproval

[thin wagon]

Yea twas cringe

[rancid iris]

Brainfart will Remember that

fuckin telltale games notification

[radiant charm]

the one time I pop down here to steal some memes and I had to witness that

[zealous remnant]

[storm stream]

what is inappropriate about something something?

[visual stirrup]

mobile game ad
wasp fucking a spider

[zealous remnant]

why would you tell them that?
they didn't need to know

[visual stirrup]

the words carry only a fraction of the horror of the sight

[rancid iris]

we have been freed though

he will terrorize us no longer

[thin wagon]

Oh he posted cursed stuff before?

[rancid iris]

no but that one video was enough

[placid sail]

that wasn't cursed

just stupid

[thin wagon]

Nah mobile phone ads are cursed period

[gusty willow]

Look at what I made

[uncut obsidian]

is that salt

[gusty willow]

Cheese

[zealous remnant]

"parmesan"

[uncut obsidian]

i added a new one

[zealous remnant]

[uncut obsidian]

but worse

[gusty willow]

Parmigiano

[lapis zinc]

"sawdust"

[dreamy flax]

Topics Summary:

• Nazi Germany: There is a discussion about Nazis in Germany and the absence of public gay individuals due to the consequences it would entail.
• Conspiracy Theories: Various conspiracy theories are mentioned, such as the invention of gays to sell more AIDS, TikTok being created by the government to sell ADHD pills.
• Sleep Schedule: Some users discuss their sleep schedules, with one individual stating that they are "edging" their sleep schedule and others encouraging them to go to sleep.
• Emojis: There is a conversation about the repeated use of the ":peepostarechamp:" emoji and how it is disliked by some users.
• Muting Users: A bot announces that a user has been muted for violating server rules related to their profile picture.
• Advertisement Memes: Users discuss a cringe-worthy and cursed mobile game advertisement featuring big tiddy anime girls and strange content.
• Random Conversations: There are some random conversations about things like quitting smoking, finishing balls, and creating a cheese sculpture.

[storm stream]

"battle fatigue"

to name 1 of several names

[radiant charm]

would

[gusty willow]

would what?

[zealous remnant]

Emojis: There is a conversation about the repeated use of the "" emoji and how it is disliked by some users.
wrong

[radiant charm]

would eat

[uncut obsidian]

what else?

[gusty willow]

idk with todays hip young lingo

[storm stream]

would eet

[radiant charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079395042810150912/1174729597959536711/RDT_20231018_082232.mp4?ex=6568a731&is=65563231&hm=e716ba946237859701053324ab3ef36bd4d5e877492f4b713d94d10b494a923e&

[zealous remnant]

nah, its wet and would yeet

its got that skibidi ohio rizz

[short mesa]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1081003832869400617/1174855496805667017/gt3hbvjo9e6b1.webp?ex=65691c72&is=6556a772&hm=faf2b4c4279b47334caec1e06edaefc1c5564a143345fabe40e010dd5a63f3ea&

[radiant charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079395042810150912/1174359793130020914/41d83f407b8766fbcf8f869f2238a54a.mp4?ex=65674ec9&is=6554d9c9&hm=4fd108a6d6581ad672f8bd4f0564c110f2c1eaea28db977a9b3d48f6f4520332&

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761464325951600/1174790108608729228/evil-fucking-wizard-cat-v0-khuidohj8e5b1.png

[high meteor]

what the hell caused this to happened

that is the longest mute message i have seen

[lament vapor]

i need to see

https://tenor.com/view/starship-troopers-desire-to-know-gif-22293889

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761167025283133/1174870422202880030/8ab4d5cf2b287a51d9d4fa15ec1cbd32.mp4

[native jungle]

Yo is this a radio map? I need to know more.

[urban ocean]

bruh lol

[pastel quartz]

[pastel quartz]

it’s a copy paste

[median bobcat]

hey im curious, is there any mod or gamemode that goes deep into upgrading or leveling up or shit like that? May be able to convert some peeps if thats the case 😛

[pastel quartz]

wrong channel buddy

[median bobcat]

woops brainfart in a nutshell

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967645438444466186/1174871249634197607/lol.mp4?ex=65692b1d&is=6556b61d&hm=c51ca5fc65e3de74c947ebfd910f6ffed8649123d3d912843ca5f60767df92ef&

[slender rock]

He back home

He no longer has troublepuffs

[gilded blade]

Like a rpg leveling system for GAMMA?

[median bobcat]

yea pretty much, i know about the skills Expansion mod and got a little curious what else there might be

[uncut obsidian]

@weary kindle you'll have to chat here one day

[pastel quartz]

lol he purged his messages here coz I’ve seen it before

[gilded blade]

"What if I don't feel like Falco that day?"

[swift scarab]

Please don’t, he’ll actually moderate us for once

Make him stay in #╓☢stalker-chat where he belongs

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/312630255707881483/1174880807731593276/Glorious-purpose-1700166618512.mp4?ex=65693404&is=6556bf04&hm=a84be4eb63f14fb028e058294269a66c74d1b9869017367ebb1946e2c74e9864&

[atomic crane]

be me

have balls

protect my virginity at all costs

[quartz ridge]

Only real ones recognize this

[oblique spire]

MW2

[oblique spire]

No Russian intro iirc

[quartz ridge]

Nope first mission

[oblique spire]

Oh

I thought the "MOSCOW" satellitte image was the cutscene right after cliffhanger

I forgor

[vagrant zodiac]

the entire picture moved to the right slightly

so your interests have... well, not changed

but moved

to the right

slightly

[fierce jay]

That was so dry I almost laughed

[oblique spire]

[vagrant zodiac]

autism moment

sorry

[oblique spire]

[vagrant zodiac]

(i'm not sorry )

[oblique spire]

[fierce jay]

[quartz ridge]

GOD i love old call of dutys

New ones suck ass

Lol

[ruby minnow]

drunk siege is so fun

[oblique spire]

Yes.

[ruby minnow]

whoever says otherwise

is either a 10 year old

or retard

which is the same thing

only a 10 year old can become a smart person

[oblique spire]

Honestly activision should stop trying to bank off the nostalgia of old games by rebooting them

just make a new series astufrallah

[gusty willow]

From the makers of call of duty comes a new series.... Duty Calls

[oblique spire]

Not a new new series smh you goober

But

just not modern warfare

Cold war honestly slapped though

So if they make more of those for black ops

im down

I still want a FULL vietnam game for COD

I mean like

I just wanna bomb vietnamese villages in an F-4E

and watch villages get bombed by an F-4E

[slender rock]

Suka

Blin

🍌

I am not fit at all

Everything hurts now

[oblique spire]

Never know when your hands are tied behind your back and you need to disassemble an AK

[slender rock]

Walked back home then took a bus and walked to pick up cat then got Lyft back home

[oblique spire]

Obliterate

[slender rock]

About uhhhh

14km?

Not nice

My dumbass tripped on one of those stupid fucking construction 🚧 things that tipped over

And had a car to my left doing speedy shit and that that fucking sign shit with a knife edge corner sliced into my shoe

😒

Aaaaa

Gib the sidewalk back you fuckers

[tulip ravine]

Ted

My man

[slender rock]

Music peeps. sample this

[feral kiln]

then he is getting his legs blown off

[toxic sundial]

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AT4YA0OaWSA

[sacred mirage]

The elves in the elder scrolls series are so fucking ugly

[sacred mirage]

I hate when this happens

I know it's really bad and I'll regret seeing it but I'm always curious

[rancid iris]

all u needed to see was the 999 day mute

[sacred mirage]

This is going to be in the back of my mind for some time but I'll take your word on it.

Or rather, everyones word apparently..

[tulip ravine]

How you doing big man

[pure hatch]

Motorcyclists are really hellspawns on the road

Was on a commute and these two fuckers decided to hit the brakes with no fucking warning

The vehicle I was riding was centimeters away from smashing into one of them

[gusty willow]

BFBC2

[oblique spire]

bad company 2 wasn't vietnam