#🎪bruh-fart
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should i spam ping him now? 
Why do you have this
Mr @river robin , Mika sends her regards. 
a bunch of trans and a useless helper made clownie kill himself with the mere pings: the musical
hold on
okay, proceed
isn't my nickname just fancy
It is fancy
hold up, useless deez nuts, okay proceed
hell yeah
kekpoint
Weak, only beta males block
usagi1030, your new nickname is Penetrating
lmao
Huh
Yeah, i can’t read a single letter, great
at everyone
I've just blocked Kolender for disrespecting my nickname
I no longer receive any messages from the user called Kolender
Who?
They wildin fr. Should keep going tho
Keep talking about what im doing, the clown can see it 

given how fixated the clownie is on everything grinding his gears, I can bet he's opening all those blocked messages to make sure he's still mad

Let me be miserable in peace
let go clownie
I’ll point at the sign regarding clowny
Skyrim modders spotted
No I must be miserable. I must stew.
I gotta you don’t understand
are you orthodox christian
the blaidd ones 
Someone has to do it
I mean, repetitive bit gets boring too, and you've only been doing one bit
you are mean
no opportunism at all
Whoa hey, I’m not that fast or loose jeez
That’s not an opportunity, that’s a workplace hazard
it's a matter of perspective clownie
This is true, I use to be a forklift driver (not really)
crying in a palace and smiling in a shack kinda deal, you know
Everybody straight till 20$ gets pulled out
usagi1030, your new nickname is Sullivan
Amazing
I will not elaborate on how I do not require $20. Maybe Clowny does though.
20$
You want it
I am a straight guy, but 20$ is 2000 rubles
its free
the 21st century version of "ignorance is bliss"
Egg water
long egg
they should know
Damn, clown don’t even need $20
they need to know the horror that is denmark
No the fuck it’s not?
🐟
it is
it was snowing with freezing temperatures and the raccoons were super hungry and knew they had to stock up for the long winter.
I am a retired RCMP Officer living in a rural setting in Nova Scotia, Canada. I spend my time enjoying nature and feeding my furry friends, the raccoons. I also feed the deer in the winter months and many varieties of b...
immense sexual tension between you and mika doesn't count as a threat
no danish in brainfart
or so you hope

D*nish
the moment you post it, they'll crawl out of every hole
speaking their funny ass language
and eating it
Danishes
so don't do it
it
delicious
they are just children usagi
Right?

spare them
I shall be merciful

neandertal or something
usagi1030, your new nickname is Girsl
swamp germans
oh my god
I've just realized why are they so tall, usagi
they're fucking swamp people
g... girllmsnj.... girfnnvvl..... girsl
.....
you might be onto something
conflicting messages
Hopium gone
trying so hard to get on ryry's good side
waiting till you're gonna put a clown pfp too
I miss clown
post furry
bad madi
he'll appear saying "HA HA! FURRY! SO FUNNY!"
:3
post chinese fursuits I dare you
those things are advanced
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Guh
Nah I feel like anime gets more out of clown. He did block me over it after all.
kys
this is China fursuit, apparently
@river robin
this is a clip from an old boomer movie
i saw a video on my recommended today
do you know it because you're an old boomer
korean actually I think
yes
dude had a fuckin real exosuit
peak obama male
Bigma Gales
yeah some of them are nuts
it's actually intriguing, in a way
horoscopes for men
people being stuck in this whole silly hierarchy considered their own chances of reaching the desired alpha role bad and thought "well fuck that, I'm gonna invent something as cool but demanding from me something I'm good at"
and instead of escaping the fantasy, they just made a spin-off for themselves
it's like global multiplayer simultaneous fanfiction writing by retarded shallow people
it's great
I really look forward to some other greek letters becoming a funny new trend
fucking printers man 😠
I like to consider myself a shrigma male
the best type
Printer tickets make me want to smash my head in the scanner
go play tf2 stinky
that's how it is huh
the glorious community of brainfart is just a waiting room for you
Right??
smh
Brainfartees, kill this man with hammers right now
I’d like to think of brain fart as more than a waiting room, but an active blastoma silently developing deep in my brain
A tumor to keep me company in these trying times
Precisely
I just can't like racoons as much as I used to
Possums are better anyway
have you tried a different cooking method
The pains of growing up
@river robin
@river robin
somebody post the silly lady doing the thing with her arm
can you be even more vague please
somebody post
thank
s
what in the fuck are you smoking
nah, single mother who very much loved racoons forced herself on me after a night of drinking. I also can't stand weed anymore because of her either.
well now i have to find the gif to prove i'm not crazy
were or were not the racoons used during the foreplay and/or the intercourse
they were not involved but she really loved talking about them
feels like an oversight
why talk when you can show
it's time for the racoons to become humanity's best lover
I can’t bring myself to make a joke on this. One of the few things where brain actively stops me from doing so.
Anyway
weak
it probably was. I was just happy someone went out of their way to invite me to a party because I do not have friends who would do that otherwise
so you went from being a reclusive boy straight to being hunted by a cougar with trash panda fetish
not bad for a night
and then back to being a reclusive boy with thoughts of wishing i was shot twice
stay noided
Wallahi tell me this is still not a thing in brainfart
has the cougar used you against your will
Women who talk about racoons are crazy
perish
Dear god
petition to send madi to north korea
Fuck!
fuck it we'll walk
felt like it
have you tried to prevent it by words or action
Actually listened to little dark ages
I am ready to go to war
Wtf
they won't take madi
they're not picky
Thought they don't like Fembois?
off-brand slavic femboy is still meat enough for their authoritarian shitole
beggars can't be choosers blur boy
I remember being very reluctant and staying up the entire night too scared to leave
yes
oh wow, sounds more and more like a sexual assault
are you reading only every seventh message in this channel you depressed piano
lost here, fuck off, blow me
This blur
I'm gonna send you to Vladivostok
oh that's serious not just bullshit
motherfuckers, ya'll bullshit so much I can't tell anymore 😠
I'd suggest filing a report to the police or shit like that if it was truly made against your will, but given how female assault on males is usually regarded as "lol, lemao, even", don't expect much
seriously
it is a crucial point to reflect on yourself, I suppose
he can do both... but he needs to file a report regardless
joke's on you I have contacts there
Blur
yes gek
gud
20$ 4 plastic boxes
I dunno how american cops truly operate, but it's universally disregarded, unfortunately, but yeah, won't hurt to
even more so since I'm rural Midwest
If I had membership

what boxes though?
Like plastic ammo boxes
Which state?
self-reflection is still an important step
I am very sorry to treat such an unpleasant personal experience like that, but those two messages on their own are fucking hilarious
oh man your family died
:\
tsk
that sucks wanna go to movie tonight
aw geez you couldn't lift your grandpa into the car to take him to the hospital and he died while you trying to help
:/
ah, the dysfunctional in many ways landscape of brainfart
feels weirdly at home sometimes
eugh, what a scary thought
that reminds me
RogueFitness is having a sale on their loadable dumbbells
and for whatever reason it is cheaper to buy the lock collars separately than as an addon by about $100
im thinking of getting resistance bands
but for weightlifting
not just stretching and shit
also easier to store and carry around
ah never mind, looks like they fixed it
Her: “he probably out cheating “
Me with the homies:
oof that hits hard
Me when I see a stray cat outside that probably has 876930 diseases
(I get to pet a cat
)
worth
get ready for more wear and tear
Good evening brainfart
Me
us 😳

Systems of linear equations… some minor PTSD from that
Using ALEKS to teach that to us was a horrible idea
Today we take a look at the real life punch-pistol from the movie Inglorious Basterds: The Sedgley MK2.
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Corn tortillas for tacos flour for burritos
Well one, it can be both plus my mom is losing her teeth so corn is tougher for her to chew brother
Why
Steam them they got mealy and chewy
Yeah if I wasn't fighting for how much time I have on the kitchen
dog
Ok, tf2 done. That was fun.
Hmm
I can call, just don’t expect me to say anything cause strangers scare me
Hmmmm
toot
toot
toot
How is everynyan
flirting with death
toot
Then fuck death
Fuck it so hard that it has to pay child support
like deadpool?
Pools never die. They either move to a new container or join into one greater pool
yea
syno_1, your new nickname is Robin1
@half gazelle toot
toot
i would take this deal
Lol
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Girls1
syno_1, your new nickname is Ciccio
i'm italian now
hehe i cook pasta
i shoot gun
i cut horse head
i shoot up pizza restraunt
Mama mia not the pizzeria
Look, Gambino just wanted his money
syno_1, your new nickname is Oranges
no you're the oranges
Wh40k lost my interest with darktide
Skill issue
Cash issue tbh
The plastic straw candy
syno_1, your new nickname is Kidrock
Asbestos
Fentanyl bar with extra peanuts
Look at this sleepy idiot
Dopey lil guy
Gskullys
why
It’s funny
U died
wubba lubba dub dub
Show killed u with meta humor
It's funny because it's not funny because it's not funny because it's
Mrs isn’t impressed that i watch it coz of the whole controversy 
They replaced the VA
It's fine
Kill Bill is still watchable and I think that was directed by Weinstein
I just don’t bother
Shit that doesn’t affect me I couldn’t really care about, got fuck all do with me I’ll let the people who get paid to sort it out sort it out
I think most shows have their level of cringe
Unless it’s love island or any one of them people hook up and cause drama to see who gets voted off shows
simpsons did it first
Literally useless and why they are paying them for it is fucking stupid
Mrs loves them and she’s like
Oh x broke up with y but y said she slept with H
If you want to know the stupidest one here
It’s called naked attraction
It’s a dating show based on naked bodies and that’s how you decide

all of the shows are stupid
Fuck tv tbh
Some of it is good the rest is just brain rot trash
Then again I am a documentary person so that might explain it
I like comedy and sports too but that’s about it
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Hotred
hot
he may look dumb, but he committed multiple federal crimes across multiple countries
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Free
I'm free
free
free
hi
can i buy you
what is happening in Egypt
I'm priceless
sold
damn
you're no longer free for that statement
i am paying for it
I am
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Kendra
proof?
post balls
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when the tinnitus is the eeeeeee, and multiple bearings squeeking, and i swear theres birds chirping as well
wow
fudge you
hi free 
Get porridged nerd
Hi
oh boy ill be sick tomorrow
time to start eating every single medication i have plus drinking tea, because i feel an itch in my throat which means i am sick
people havent heard of gargle with hot water
have a gag reflex, sadly cant
damn
Skill issue
@west birch
u can train it away
cant, i have until tomorrow
sucks 4 u
Training montage of sticking your finger down your throat
not even
just brush ur tounge with a toothbrush
like at the edge of where ur makin urself gag
giganticpavlo, your new nickname is Michigan
nice
no you
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Dwayne
Jason goldstriker is outside your home
cruisingllama, your new nickname is Katrina
This sum bullshit
Are you going to watch Napoleon
Yeah super excited
no
Skill issue
I'm back
genetic issue*
kiss your sister
and not going to say inflammatory statements
Hell yeah. 'Short' 'French' dude takes over Europe, why the hell not
I wonder if Kriegsman have any sort of traditional dance, or if they really are just all war
The only thing napoleon didn't do right was burn Portugal to ashes after the royal family left
Jomama hates the Portugese confirmed
Is there a brazilian who doesn't?
matter of fact, is there any ex portuguese colony who doesn't
I would give a reason but I don't need a reason to hate that part of europe
It's the classic Spiderman gif man, it matches with most stuff you pair it with, try it
Nobody needs a reason to hate Europe when you live in the Americas. It just comes as part of your nationality
truest statemant ever
hearing this at 2:40 am is truly a brain melting experience
imagine living in the americas and living in a country that isn't completely fucked
Texas
Get back to me when you stop sucking the teet of Great Britain 
Why do you have all these?
They go a little hard, but like, why?

Fair enough
Nothing wrong with silly maxxing
this one is gas
never played elden ring, but I have more than 500h in ds2
Damn
Never touched a souls like
Not cause I hate em or anything, just not my kinda game
die

best souls game
i like dark souls 2 more than the first one
p!alex
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dark souls 2 is a banger, people hate it cus it was different
nuh uh
dark souls 2 is good, its my favourite
dark souls 2 had my favourite atmosphere
the visuals of DS2 were rad but gamewise i found it boring for me too
I like to not get raped by every enemy, so I don't really play them
exactly
the fact that areas didnt connect with any sense, that a 2 minute walk in a sewer had me travel 15 km from majula to tower of heide, that at the top of a windmill was an iron castle sinking into lava
dark souls 2 not making sense is why i love it, i feel like i genuinely have dementia
DON'T RECYCLE THIS I JUST MADE IT MYSELF
can i? 👉👈
get recycle reacted stupid
I'm gonna go get a short rope, sturdy beam, and a long drop
Love this song tho
if it doesn't induce me into madness it's less enjoyable
To each their own
giganticpavlo, your new nickname is Jian
Jihad
JIAN XINA
Jian Xina my favourite wrestler
I like games with a nice scaling. I get more powerful items, weapons, and skils as I progress through the map and missions
oh
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Beach1
guedinnome, your new nickname is Mclaren
me go vroom
Why do you have your cock in your computer? 
pee and, poop.
he asked because he wanted an answer though
I do tho
this isn’t pan’s labrynth

If you like to take it up the ass without lube while gaming, that's on you, I like to have fun when I game, and that means a smooth flow of getting better
To each their own
Games are games

You say that like I suck tho
People are trying to rationalize only playing DS like games
Yeah, I don't think they're bad, I've just never played
Maybe I would like them
Just never felt like getting one and seeing 


This pic makes me uneasy on an existential level
Big Brother tells you to play the entire soulsborne series
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Like a Halo Bullpup
What r memes
Here my friends, meme
oh boy yippee
me and bro would platinum the Geneva Convention
Me and bro showing up to NATO court

senior year
😂
Spice makes the dankest meymeys, fellas 👌🤣
memeology
my high school didn't hand out homework, we were supposed to study at home
meme archaeology
xDDDDD
Shiddeded my pantaloons
while drinking mountain dew
when i empty your bladder
shredded mine
the phuck
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Basketball
Me when it hits LOL🤣
Fuck goin on shitbrains
The feds on the rollies🥶
Bro got that Lycanthropy pack from Dracula
What the fuck, literally just saw this on ig 2 seconds ago
me and who
Plug said it would show that dog I got in me. This is not what I thought that meant.
hi
Half Life is just the average day in an Eastern European city
can I go to Poland and commit massacres if I say I though they were aliens?
if the cartel or the military ain't chasing me it isn't even worth leaving my house
so you don't go outside?
exactly
Putting this on the TV at the function
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Million
must die
this is what they use in torture
Glados could get it
me when you
me when im girl
nuh uh
Damn it
me when you can't
yeah i posted an emoji under it
syno_1, your new nickname is Charly
Keep em coming NP, I need to be inspired to act
bro some moms really be carrying their children for 9 months
just to name them Charlie
i'm gonna go nap mode
men kissing
women arent real idiot
its 4:30 pm
ok chat
you can't do this to me
i will explain this to you
women are real
birds are not government drones
AI has gone too far.
and the girl that said she liked you is not a federal agent
Ok Fed
obivious fed
i already moved all the furniture back in place downstairs after the cleaner left
It's open source and free
its fun in there
ai chatbots are the new visual novels
Humgwy
back in the day you'd just read some self insert japanese highschool choose your generic waifu
now you talk to a robot that pretends for you instead
I just find real women
yeah its easy
just say some autistic shit and they flock
the caterpillar is hungry
millions must become sacrifice
If you have enough Warhammer stuff, they'll come
they're like astronauts and shit
astolfo best girl
Gotta love Telepurt
I don't have much of a choice tbh
Ok guys so aliens were created in gods image
Humans are sure better than orcs or aeldari
you don't need to kill them as soon as you see them
Aliens are demons
(just kill any alien you see)
humam supremacy
If the void has titties, I'm all in
there is no such thing as peaceful life outside of earth
alien must be slain
Xenophobia VS Xenophilia group debate
Why I should kill aliens:
- I don't want to see them
- The gun is right in my hands
if they consent i will try my best to get freaky with the extraterrestrial
give all your aliens to me

well killing things is esay
killing animals is easy
when you have a gun
so why not aliens
gonna come back to earth with aliens stds you know it
well then you will learn it the hard way clearly
"Throw me to the stars and I'll come back pregnant"
and spit acid when it rains
the Kharaa Bacteria
fish aids
aw naur not faids
the uncultured, uncivilized, savage aliens wont understand when the 50. bmg hits then
Bro got the Neegles. No fun.
gonna have a cool alien wife and 3 weird ass hell adopted alien kids and we'll only speak alien and say shit like "they don't even understand gribnarb smh"
cock grip
Neeiggles
sus
could put a plumbob above my head
what are you bro, 14th century brained?
in my group chat these 2 guys just started yapping about the same thing over and over again "waa my life is terrible i can't find a girlfriend nobody likes me" shit
muted it indefinitley
i was complaining about that too
but then i realised
Need me a 12ft vaguely humanoid alien wife who stands like a silent guardian till we get it on, then she sounds like the chorus of the stars
tell them to get men
complaining doesn't get me anywhere
real men

Action is everything
If you ain't working towards it, then don't complain
complaining about my life being bad just makes me sad
so i started to just enjoy life
at least try to enjoy it

Good thought process
Enjoy the beauty of God's great Earth, and you shall soon find joy sprouting in your soul
cool story bro
I'll let you know when I get back on track
especially after I find a place that isn't 4 hours away for shoulder and neck rehab
would wait until they get in the phalanx position, they wouldn't know what killed them
crack your neck
the dream
too simple
good morning
we're not even in the trees we just live in your walls
chiropractor once a week for several years now
doesn't do shit when its muscles that are fucked
Truly
i thought bro was gonna 1 man 1 jar that shit- 
good luck suffocating in solid concrete
its warm here
chiropractors dont do shit!!!!!!!!!!

have u gotten a ring dinger yet
you know i heard that story
i didn't believe it that much
i didn't tell it everywhere
then i found out that its true %100

not interested
they're extremely hairy
I was making a joke you twat inni
send say gex in newbie chat

bruv
As was I
this is a song
from like
20 years ago
how does it still not have lyrics
the song is older then me
I have scoliosis, so I went to PT for about 1 1/2 years to basically stretch my spine out from the 18 degree angle it was at

idk what that is but i'll check it out
whoever created these needs to kill themselves as quickly as possible
true
New Garfield trailer is out
Hell yes.
WARNING: EXTREME VIOLENCE AND GORE
real
liking Vtubers


CIA does what it wants
Shhhhhhh :3
the usage of :3 here makes you sound like a fed
I would say the nickname someone got arrest calling him but I don't want to get banned irl
Reprogramme him, I do it all the time in war thunder when i see i have a chinese teammate
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do you know what's actually a banger
Smack That
The CIA killed John F Kennedy
type the funny square incident in the chat and they all go away
oh like we didn't know
syno_1, your new nickname is Jughead






