🎪bruh-fart

[fading shuttle]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2063390/VA_Proxy/?beta=0

Steam

V.A Proxy

As time passed, the world continued to devolve into a further state of decay, and the once everlasting megastructure started to rot from the inside out, infecting most of the fauna on the surface.S-units, are very powerful and unstable type of machines.Awakened with most of their memories gone, they had no choice but to follow the breadcrumb tra...

Release Date

Coming soon

[quaint ore]

Thanks

Will keep an eye

[sage otter]

we do a little tom foolery in the accountant's books

[ruby minnow]

we sell drugs

we smuggle guns

then we blame the whole operation on josta

[sage otter]

Sounds good to me

[ruby minnow]

i know chinese

i get the drug

we can deliver

easily

[sage otter]

I can get the guns from Slovenia and Czech Rep

And bz will handle the tax fraud part

[sage otter]

We can do this guys

[subtle grove]

Wait you guys don't have guns and drugs?

Fucking losers, I'm done with you guys

[sage otter]

So many drones at the recharge station today

[slender rock]

yes

[sage otter]

Well we're not giving our guns and our drugs to Josta

[zealous remnant]

Why do women feel the need to make comments on how I live my life?

[subtle grove]

Of course not we need those to shoot and smoke

and maybe snort if we're feeling a bit reckless

[sage otter]

I don't snort I just drink and smoke

just beer and meth, keep it simple and clean

[subtle grove]

lmfao

you got me there

but the thing about growing up is, you realise 90% of everyone you know does cocaine when they're offered

[sage otter]

I don't

[subtle grove]

Have you been offered?

[sage otter]

Ye like 4 times

[subtle grove]

Under 25 right?

[sage otter]

Coke's nasty tho, won't take that

[quartz ridge]

Only nerds do drugs

[subtle grove]

clean coke is actually much better than anything else you can put in your body

[sage otter]

3 time under 1 time over iirc ?

[subtle grove]

nah your age, once you go corporate everyone's doing lines all the time

[sage otter]

Nah

[sage otter]

I'd rather die from a heart attack from the monster cans than do coke

[subtle grove]

fuck I'd never touch monster, that stuff'll kill you

[sage otter]

[quartz ridge]

Id rather get shot than do drugs

[mint mist]

sa,e

[velvet ruin]

Heroin is not fun.

[sage otter]

based chat

[subtle grove]

I fucking love drugs, but no gross shit like meth or heroin

[velvet ruin]

Only in moderation.

[subtle grove]

That's what university was for XD

Took acid like 3-4 times a week for 3 years

[velvet ruin]

I can't really do drugs anymore.

I will be jobless and homeless if I do.

[sage otter]

Very curious about psylocybin as a whole but prob won't ever do it cause i'd go crazy

[subtle grove]

LSD? no?

[mint mist]

how is acid not gross

[velvet ruin]

Imma keep it a buck though when I'm done with this shit I'm getting high again.

A lllot.

[subtle grove]

it's not really acid it's just a bit of paper

[mint mist]

even the name indicates that is fucked up

[subtle grove]

It's really great 🙂

Good for your self development

[velvet ruin]

I fucking HATE thinking about marriage.

[mint mist]

[velvet ruin]

I was so close and BAM.

[velvet ruin]

Lame as fuck.

[mint mist]

alright i'll drug myself like a worthless fucking junkie to ,, develop myself ''

[velvet ruin]

it adds to the plot.

[slender rock]

delayed effect I guess

fuck

[pale ingot]

this shit ain't nothing to me man, i'll kill you you stupid son of a bitch

[subtle grove]

You don't get the same batch everytime, it's like if you smoke the same strain of weed you get tolerance but you try a different kind it still hits

[cerulean verge]

Marge

[subtle grove]

There;s different compounds

Like LSD-25

[cerulean verge]

Or is it Marj

[subtle grove]

LSD-30

[quartz ridge]

Someone send a ryan gosling meme

Rn

Literally me meme i need it

I know you have one

[subtle grove]

Yeah I'll go with my personal experience over some kid who googled LSD on his mom's computer

[quartz ridge]

Ive lived in Cali too long to take drugs

I dont wanna end up on the local insta page for tweaking and then seeing my ass hanging out

[subtle grove]

did you puke and shit?

[subtle grove]

sounds like you missed out on the cleanse

lmfao

you got a corporate catered ayahuasca trip?

that's hilarious

where?

hahaha

oh man

thats crazy

[mint mist]

frut is wicked tho?????

[dreamy flax]

📚 Hummus ( | 'hʊməs )

• A thick spread made from mashed chickpeas, tahini, lemon juice and garlic; used especially as a dip for pita; originated in the middle east

[subtle grove]

lmfao do you not know what hummus is?

[mint mist]

no

[subtle grove]

bruh

[mint mist]

whos normal enough to remember all the words

gosh

[subtle grove]

dont you eat food?

[mint mist]

no

[subtle grove]

okay

[mint mist]

and i never had hummus, people dont do that here

[subtle grove]

wheres here?

[mint mist]

or atleast my family is stunlocked on the same shit

[subtle grove]

it's just mashed chickpeas basically but it's pretty good for muslim food

[placid sail]

"corporate catered ayahuasca trip" sounds as surreal and inherently wrong as "children's day celebration at epstein island"

[slender rock]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[mint mist]

is chickpea the green ball

EWW THATS CHICKEPA

[slender rock]

[placid sail]

too late I'm already amused

[sage otter]

gear and lvl ?

[sage otter]

damn, solid

[subtle grove]

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

[mint mist]

idk what lentil is, youd have tos how me a picture or talk in my langauge

[subtle grove]

Well the main difference is t hat I'd never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

[mint mist]

that telsl me nothing

[fading shuttle]

He would kill her

[placid sail]

if it's any consolation, I smirked

and yeah maja is our resident retarded kid mascot, don't bother

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/lentils-legume-tonight-we-eat-lentils-soup-food-gif-13260379

[subtle grove]

thanks bud, I felt kinda cold there for a sec

of course the turk gets c hickpea jokes all the time

spare a though for us poor provincials who hardly have the opportunity to joke about chickepas

hummus is legit

[sage otter]

hummus can be customized so many ways

[subtle grove]

I won't deign to call myself an expert or nothing

[pale ingot]

i just smoked a whole gabanzo bean

[subtle grove]

i dont get it

[pale ingot]

this shit ain't nothing to me man

[subtle grove]

i still dont get it

[pale ingot]

[subtle grove]

https://tenor.com/view/yolandi-die-anwoord-insainment-mind-space-apocalypse-gif-8436163

[fading shuttle]

https://youtu.be/zw2qfMg86-E?si=gLQSx024XJaIYlnh oh boy 2 and a half hour Skyrim critique?

[sage otter]

Bedtime

[fading shuttle]

Mmmm, white man content

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-eepy-gif-10295980600460052163

[subtle grove]

white man has been here

skyrim good todd bad

[fading shuttle]

Very relaxing, white man content good for sleep

Narrative critique

[subtle grove]

try fall of civilizations podcast 🗿

[fading shuttle]

Listen if you wanna find out

[subtle grove]

trust me\

[fading shuttle]

Podcasts suck

[placid sail]

⏩ skyrim bad

[fading shuttle]

Always

There has never been a good podcast ever

[subtle grove]

oy zoomers

it's just a fucking youtube channel

with narrative content in long form

[fading shuttle]

I will now go and listen to white man Skyrim critique to lull me to bed

[zealous remnant]

Frfr no cap

Skinifi toilet

[fading shuttle]

I will not listen about the fall of the Roman empire

Byzantium was cooler

[subtle grove]

there's byzantium and carthage too

[fading shuttle]

Too bad I don't wanna cry

Skyrim critique

[subtle grove]

aight go listen to the narrative genius that is "red v blue 2 electric boogaloo"

[zealous remnant]

[placid sail]

fallout new vegas political landscape critique (short 12 hours podcast)

[pale ingot]

feeling sleepy forreal on god now

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-fallout-new-vegas-sigma-gif-26432567

[subtle grove]

that guy looks hungry

[pale ingot]

time to sleep 5 hours

[subtle grove]

you only need 4

more than that is a luxury

[pale ingot]

true!!

fuck it i hate all yall gggn

[subtle grove]

guy hasnt put out a video in 5 years, since old /b/ died the can't even shitpost no mo

going on about pools closed and shit

who cares, that was 2004

[sullen osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1114341469751349248/1136161203635367936/caption-1.gif

[subtle grove]

and old /b/ is just new /pol/ without cunnyt

[sullen osprey]

I dont know what you just said but yes

absolutly

[subtle grove]

https://tenor.com/view/sneed-gif-19721850

[sullen osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735560293115101284/1169456574822088824/HrN2bh6i97djTAXe.mp4?ex=6555784e&is=6543034e&hm=fca8b5d5dbb87a5d7e5249e0579b4e4ac80c9f4990278c2a73146ea2769768a8&

[fading shuttle]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxeQEppLs3qtwj7n4-55qx2x0cqDxUQk_N?si=ftChGv_r4ch1C19H

Very good white man content, watch the clip

[subtle grove]

you have a loicense for that shitpost?

[sullen osprey]

How is it a shitpost? This is a very real thing people suffer with daily

[subtle grove]

m8, I'll have you know over 3500 people have been arrested for social media offences in the kingdom of the UK

[velvet ruin]

Horus Heresy moment.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/790439925840347160/1086132611237302282/attachment.gif?ex=6531f751&is=651f8251&hm=e1de5b775affb78b4f68c1b396475b30e7d31d2ff4c109151754b6704bffab6c&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1003390473819398154/1149377259719893102/fastmanwithaxesgoingsuperhaywire-1.gif

[sullen osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735560293115101284/1170137817385533546/rapidsave.com_youll_never_guess_what_my_3rd_wish_is-wwjw9vd762yb1.mp4?ex=6557f2c3&is=65457dc3&hm=e63d78e3c9b92b713bf962b884250a73b24716515f25c9aec40146ee02ba69ae&

[subtle grove]

I kekd\

reminds of a really old webcomic

[velvet ruin]

Punch.

Punch the wicked bitch.

[subtle grove]

damn i looked it up and there's a dick in there

can we post cartoon dicks?

@jannies

[pastel quartz]

no

you degenerate

[subtle grove]

Is this a hard or soft rule?

Falco's let me get away with some spicy shit in the newbies channel

[pastel quartz]

Ed told you no, you have to take responsibility for yourself now

[subtle grove]

Ed, I thought we had an understanding

[cerulean verge]

What kind of stupid fuckin-

[velvet ruin]

Can we post cartoon dicks is wild.

[pastel quartz]

We do, but I draw the line at cartoon dicks in dicksword

[tranquil basalt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/435210163335462912/817581775983345704/image0.gif

[subtle grove]

NO DONT PREVIEW

[pastel quartz]

that’s it? That’s the cartoon dick?

[subtle grove]

yes

[pastel quartz]

psssh, personally I don’t care

[cerulean verge]

@heavy peak @steady trellis @narrow lotus

[subtle grove]

there's coincidentally a dick involved it's not about the dickl

[tranquil basalt]

who else looked at the dick first and not the speach bubbles

[pastel quartz]

My eyes went straight to that panel

[tranquil basalt]

bottom left

[pastel quartz]

I was like is that a schnitzel

[subtle grove]

I guess I cant call you guys that word

[spiral stump]

WHOS READY FOR MORE PONY ASS?

[pastel quartz]

Ok that’s enough brainfart for me on that note

cartoon dick 1 pony ass 0

[tranquil basalt]

sissy

[subtle grove]

lost

[spiral stump]

HOW ABOUT MARE COCK?

[subtle grove]

pls stop

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/water-spray-stop-sprinkle-water-gif-11895255

[tranquil basalt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/957380361313198090/1161591546773258260/caption-1-1.gif?ex=6538db6e&is=6526666e&hm=3aa5e8a20b3a83f02e1de866ad786f95c1d76a53828318593881177269fb8a30&

[slender rock]

remove that

[subtle grove]

3 GENERATIONS LETS GOOO

[subtle grove]

You're not a jannie fuck you

[fading shuttle]

Yes

Watch it

[sullen osprey]

CAN WE MAKE IT A 4TH?!?!?!?

[slender rock]

I am more kinder than a jannie but go on

[fading shuttle]

White man content good background noise

[spiral stump]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-shaker-bug-thugshake-bugshaker-gif-7316049363465447766

[subtle grove]

remove it yourself then

[tranquil basalt]

bug shaker

[spiral stump]

https://tenor.com/view/thug-shake-thug-shaker-black-ass-shake-gif-25873456

https://tenor.com/view/purple-bbw-fat-fat-girl-hmm-gif-20886557

[subtle grove]

The fall of civilizations but real

[slender rock]

General Sammers

[spiral stump]

https://tenor.com/view/what-ricky-berwick-ricky-berwick-vlog-vomit-disgusting-gif-19082658

https://tenor.com/view/payaso-eso-el-sad-clown-suicide-jokes-gif-11802936

[silk acorn]

missclick

[subtle grove]

oopsie poopsie

[slender rock]

Cooking videos though

[subtle grove]

The only person worht watching on Youtube is Paul Harrel

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/falafel-gifalafel-hazfalafel-icanhasfalafel-reaction-gif-reaction-פלאפלאנילקבליכולפלאפל-פלאפל-אנילקבליכולפלאפל-digging-gif-13411844

[spiral stump]

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/12/28/1054402.gif

[subtle grove]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-harrell-shooting-pistol-do-what-gif-3142013390959424851

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-harrel-run-and-gun-gif-26127354

[dreamy flax]

spice7, your new nickname is Honor

[cerulean verge]

@heavy peak @steady trellis @narrow lotus

[subtle grove]

Anyone else think it's funny how this discord is like "NO ALT RIGHT PICTURES" but then every emoji is just pepe?

[silk acorn]

me rn

[spiral stump]

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2019/12/31/2234652.gif

[subtle grove]

saw a guy get banned for having a black sun profile pic

[tranquil basalt]

[spiral stump]

^best meme

[slender rock]

"I just shot marvin the in face!"

[fading shuttle]

Pepe isn't alt right fuck you

[heavy peak]

Fucking oglaf

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/pulp-fiction-oh-man-i-shot-marvin-in-the-face-john-travolta-samuel-l-jackson-gif-12079450

[spiral stump]

Hows it going there modarino?

[tranquil basalt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006341705924087919/1085674750031966218/82E1E16D-1C29-43BF-A5C8-F4A279591EE9.gif

haiii moderwators

[dreamy flax]

@subtle grove (sneedseedandfeed) has been muted for 6 hours for reason: You know fucking well dumbass, don't post nsfw material... Next time read the #📄rules

[fading shuttle]

[narrow lotus]

p!packwatch

[foggy mantle]

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[slender rock]

yeah pepe got culturally appropriated by alt-righties. Only thing original going for them is... ted nugent

thing is thats an Mp40

[fading shuttle]

Kill yourself

[dreamy flax]

@spiral stump (GreenHonker#1949) has been muted for 6 hours for reason: you too, fuck off with the mlp trash.

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/848686859940659241/943391555757162526/speed.gif

Get fucked pony fucker

[slender rock]

its bad when you get muted in brainfardt

fucking this, I hate this

then it gets on your shoes and leg

AAAAAA

[pastel quartz]

Thank you

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/848686859940659241/943391555757162526/speed.gif

[fading shuttle]

First good thing mods have done in months, shoulda been permanent honestly

[little mirage]

Mod mutes but doesnt remove it from feed.

God save us all

[fading shuttle]

Just don't scroll up

[tranquil basalt]

https://vxtwitter.com/CursedMario/status/1721333368439091447

[slender rock]

Instructions unclear, I am floating... AAAAAA

[stray hull]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-breathing-sigh-deep-breathing-gif-16219204

[cerulean verge]

Nice Mazda

Or Hyundai

One of the two

[quartz ridge]

No tape on camera?

[cerulean verge]

True

That shit is definitely linked to an IP cam website somewhere

Mousepad is pretty based though

Can't deny that

[remote vine]

https://youtu.be/D3ZzXRb4OqQ?si=uZlwRx4COdMPQ3cL

[slender rock]

i guess not?

[dreamy flax]

Seems like I can't change your nickname madirex
But your name is now Sidney

[slender rock]

[quartz ridge]

Put some on

Cant hurt

[toxic sundial]

Sausig

[slender rock]

not my photo lol

[quartz ridge]

Unfortunate

[waxen maple]

Two glizzies is WILLLD

[toxic sundial]

They cheddar glizzies too

[waxen maple]

Licking yo fingers after eating the Cheeto glizzies is crazzzy

[waxen maple]

I watched all of this and this actually makes me want to read more lore

[toxic sundial]

Don't forget the coffee chicken and cheetos

[waxen maple]

Ok calm down buddy

[toxic sundial]

[ionic dagger]

i got no idea if any of this is actually lore or it's just stuff someone made up that fits into the universe

but it wouldn't surprise me if these were real things that happened in the zone at some point

[mint mist]

hiiiii ily

[waxen maple]

It makes sense

Which makes it cool

Cuz it could easily fit it

In*

[ionic dagger]

yeah

I guess that's what makes the stalker universe so cool

something so crazy could actually work, even if it was just made up and didn't happen

[waxen maple]

Better than the sexual offenders inside of freedom

[mint mist]

hiiiiii

[cerulean verge]

Always knew Duty was sus

[zealous remnant]

all the more reason to join uwu

[narrow lotus]

IJI SAKURAAA

[slender rock]

yeah I guess the knot is now just... NOT

welp

[gilded blade]

https://vxtwitter.com/GRITCULT/status/1618587311868088322/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1618587311868088322&currentTweetUser=GRITCULT

[glad carbon]

Only half of this is true

A lot is misread technical documents

[slender kayak]

"half of this is true" do you see the issue with this statement

[glad carbon]

[gilded blade]

We had to learn about FOXACID and the other Snowden leaks in class lol

[shadow wyvern]

this stuff stops being shocking really fast once you immerse yourself in the world of cybersecurity a little bit

[slender kayak]

TRUE LOL

doesn't make it any less wrong though, is my point

[shadow wyvern]

yeahg

[toxic sundial]

I would steal his look if I could get a zsh-1, damn Russians won't give me any

[pastel quartz]

This picture sounds like rage against the machine

[river zealot]

bicth really pinged the whole of brainfart

@oblique spire oh i sure do enjoy arma

[ionic dagger]

dude starting to sound like forbes fr

"erm it's MOSTLY FALSE
only half of those horrors beyond your comprehension are real"

[slender kayak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347045440958627841/1171204547113402549/FINALBRAINCELL.mp4?ex=655bd43b&is=65495f3b&hm=46f82b91353426dbc0b412cf9c8ebdab072cf92bea53b0a353ddd3587a9e99ce&

[upper axle]

two things about this are really funny
1: thinking pepe is alt-right (he's completely neutral and a meme very much used by both sides at times)
2: thinking the alt-right is even a thing that exists and isnt just a catch-all term that ignorant people and the media uses to lump people who fit an incredibly broad and non-specific political spectrum region they disagree with together and paint them as objectively evil villains as a propaganda tool

[upper axle]

like TBH if you're calling pepe an alt-right icon you've drank so much of the Kool-Aid i'm surprised you actually exist and aren't a paid actor.

[upper axle]

this pic goes hard but also i would fucking KILL that hawk if it did it to me

[velvet ruin]

Siigh.

Gamma server help me out.

So.
Trying to get back with my ex.
Which sounds bad enough.

[dreamy flax]

madirex, are you sure you want to re-mute the person for 14 days? (Previous time will be deleted)

[dreamy flax]

@spiral stump (GreenHonker#1949) has been muted for 14 days for reason: I've let you cook for a week and you burned down the entire house. Constant weird/nsfw comments and behavior - 14d

[velvet ruin]

But.
Urrgh, loong damn story.

So basically.

A while back a lot of shit happened, we split.
Like, three year relationship gon.

[ashen saddle]

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? my brother I don't know if a meme channel in discord is the best place for advice

[velvet ruin]

Poof.
Recently we've been talking again after agreeing that we broke up for minimal reason.

[velvet ruin]

Look I came here before and I'll do it again.

[ashen saddle]

Obviously didn't work

[velvet ruin]

The people HERE.
Are the most fucking HUMAN out of any cocksucker I've met on this shit website.

[lapis zinc]

Should try the rp chat

[velvet ruin]

They listen atleast.

Sigh.

Nvm.

We out.

[lapis zinc]

Disregard females

[velvet ruin]

Was a man.

Male > Female.

Duh.

Bitches crazy.

[lapis zinc]

Embrace Allah

[velvet ruin]

The only ragheads I like are the nice ones.

[glad carbon]

alt right and alt left are both ideologies idk if you know that

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/802871769252757526/1033110950519255150/3B2D171D-78C3-4A72-99C0-B886CCCF96F3.gif

[uncut obsidian]

uhhh yea it is

[velvet ruin]

This one gets it.

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1161781708199313510/1167604545925427210/bce21145bb.gif?ex=654ebb78&is=653c4678&hm=2da621dba1a79867504008e12b16084a2258f08f5fed9b2b9d058ed918154934&

[visual stirrup]

Yeah?
Look at what this channel did to him

[lapis zinc]

Based

[velvet ruin]

Okay fair point.

[uncut obsidian]

Have problem getting bitches? Date a man!

[velvet ruin]

Well.

Shit.

I stopped drinking for two weeks.

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/617317033062694931/978487112645083137/caption.gif

[velvet ruin]

What's another drink gonna do?

[glad carbon]

kick ur ass

[velvet ruin]

How the fuck do people get hooked after one drink after a while.

[velvet ruin]

That's called being lame.

Today we drink.

[uncut obsidian]

wym get hookee

[velvet ruin]

I mean like.

[slender rock]

hooked = Addicted

[velvet ruin]

After not drinking.
They drink again and bam.

[upper axle]

honestly i will say that yeah this is one of the more "human" chats ive seen on discord in that we're real with each other but im gonna be 100% honest with you not many people here can give good relationship advice.

[velvet ruin]

Oh yeah they're foreign foreign.

Mb.

[velvet ruin]

Trust me ik that.
They give advice though.

[upper axle]

i mean shit dude hit me up in DMs and spout your shit if you need to i'll do my best.

[velvet ruin]

I swear to fucking GOD I see so many people that pretend to be holier than thou and do jack shit yk?

Na man, it's alr.

Just going through it again.
Some real, genuine bullshit but I mean.

Tbh.
Kind of my fault.

[slender rock]

😦

[velvet ruin]

Reap what you sow type shit.

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1167418862338318356/image0.gif?ex=654e0e8a&is=653b998a&hm=08c0488656cba88b1d5f3fa8ac1d7affdc59c105bedd0dac70e68c26c0f501da&

[upper axle]

i mean i aint gonna force you to but im being deadass when i say that if you need a chat about shit my dms are very open rn. ive been through the wringer in some ways with personal connections over the years, i can probably give at least SOME advice. be forewarned though that im not exactly gonna be coddly and soft about it. "reap what you sow" is very real but its not healthy to go "i deserve this" and wallow.

[velvet ruin]

Alr I'm not gonna post this shit in here for the second time.

[glad carbon]

🤨

[ashen saddle]

If it's your fault, what are you doing here? Face your problems head on. What are you fishing for? Sympathy? If you want advice, plainly explain your problem and you'll get advice. You are dancing around the problem. This comfort-seeking tendency will only lead to problems piling up over time, it is not healthy. Neither is drinking. If you aren't seeing the changes you want, that may be an indication your methods are wrong. Make a change to yourself.

[velvet ruin]

What happened is my fault. I have been trying to fix it.

That's the thing.

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/officialyongbok-cat-being-held-like-a-burger-cat-silly-silly-cat-gif-7676949455246341117

[velvet ruin]

I went back and tried to fix it.
And it, worked. We're on somewhat good terms- as friends.

Which, to be honest.
I mentally cannot settle for.

Three YEARS and now this because of some stupid shit?
I mean.

Come on man.

That's lame ash.

[ashen saddle]

You are in a relationship. A relationship takes TWO people. You cannot say something like "I can't settle for this" when there's a whole other person's thoughts to consider. Maybe this person needs more time before re-entering a relationship. Why can't you just be patient? You can't smother somebody else with what YOU want

[velvet ruin]

Hm.

[uncut obsidian]

i want pizza

[velvet ruin]

Damn.

[ashen saddle]

I'd suggest stopping saying "I" so often. Stop saying "I want this", or "I need this" and instead consider what's best for both of you

[velvet ruin]

See?
This is what I mean.

REAL help.

From REAL people.

Not some fake shit.

This is why I fucking love all you mfs.
You're all real.
Damn.

[uncut obsidian]

what if he's an AI

[velvet ruin]

Shit I'm gonna have to sit on that one.

[velvet ruin]

Shutup you're an ai.

[uncut obsidian]

I'm gonna ask xelA

and it'll give the rudest advice possible

[river zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4cC4nlCnao @oblique spire TURKUYE

[velvet ruin]

Bet.

Hmu when you do.

I need that certified toxic behavior advice.

[slender rock]

I am trying not to commit a crime of stabbing a roommate for refusing to do basic adulting shit even after trying to communcate to a brick wall.

dude should've died in that house fire fr

dead serious.

[storm stream]

house fire?

[velvet ruin]

Crush him with a boulder.

It's a natural occurence.

[slender rock]

I live in shared housing, it's semi-assisted means you get a caseworker to help you with your medical/legal etc.. shit

[pure hatch]

Why am I getting unemployed Squidward vibes from him

[slender rock]

I am here in this house because helping my mom and shit

[slender rock]

yes

[mint mist]

yayyyyyyyyyyy

thanks madiiii

[slender rock]

already had addressed these issues to the useless human that is the caseworker

but i guess dude cried boo hoo fire

and they're coddling him like a fucking baby

but GOD forbid you have a corner in the kitchen for your own kitchen ware stuff

OH NO

fucking retarded

[uncut obsidian]

@dreamy flax hey bro, give some advice, someone is trying to get back with their ex after their three year relationship was over for a dumb reason, they've been talking again recently but the ex only considers them friends now and the person cannot mentally settle for it, any actual advice?

[minor cypress]

I will make it ruder

[slender rock]

[dreamy flax]

Oh, look at you, coming to me for advice like some kind of relationship guru. Well, here's a news flash for you, genius: getting back with an ex is like licking a toilet seat. It's disgusting, unsanitary, and only ends up causing you more pain in the long run. But hey, if you're into that kind of thing, who am I to stop you?

So, let me break it down for you in simple terms: move the fuck on. Seriously, clingy much? If your ex only wants to be friends, then tough shit. Respect their decision and stop being a whiny little bitch about it. There are plenty of other fish in the sea, or maybe you're just too damn pathetic to catch any.

Focus on yourself, buddy. Improve yourself, find new hobbies, and meet new people. Stop wasting your time pining over someone who clearly doesn't want you. It's time to grow a pair and move on. Got it? Good. Now get the fuck outta here.

[uncut obsidian]

@velvet ruin it wants you to move on, apparently

[slender rock]

yeah

I would have to agree with the shitbot 9000

[uncut obsidian]

and that's what i would've said too

if they don't want a relationship anymore there's no reason to keep trying

[velvet ruin]

Hm.

Fair enough.

Shit even the robot agrees.

Sigh.

[slender rock]

it's probably best for it.

[mint mist]

whos vinny

[minor cypress]

Astolfo speaketh

[slender rock]

it'll suck since the memories will be there but that's the thing shit doesn't work out

[velvet ruin]

Ouch but reasonable.

[uncut obsidian]

Vinny from Vinesauce

[uncut obsidian]

Even the ai #2 agrees with moving on

[minor cypress]

V2, but with more fuck it we ball energy

[velvet ruin]

This is the realest talk I've had with anyone for a while.

Shit.

[minor cypress]

Tbu been there done that. Nuke all memorabilia from orbit, cry over it, realize its in the past and you can't make someone love you that doesn't feel the same, and give yourself time to readjust. You gonna be alright

[velvet ruin]

Damn dude.

[minor cypress]

You're holding on to the memory of what a person used to mean to you, and nothing more. That isn't the current reality, no matter how much you wish it was different. Enjoy the chapter of your life that they were, and start writing new shit

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-peppo-gif-22663666

[velvet ruin]

Damn man.

Brainfart is making me tear up 💀

I shit you not I haven't been.
Ugh.

[minor cypress]

I dont know any of the context surrounding things, but don't bother with "we can still be friends" or any of that. Its owari da. Holding any attachment is at best going to be awkward, at most feel one sided and keep the back of your mind hoping things were what they used to be. Just let it go. It'll suck, it'll hurt. But its gonna be aight.

[velvet ruin]

Mm.

[pure hatch]

Brainfart from posting mental health support to relationship advice

[velvet ruin]

Why is it THIS SERVER that has the realest, down to earth people fucking ever.

[uncut obsidian]

how much do you interact with people outside discord

[pure hatch]

Brainfart is a strange rag tag group of maniacs

[velvet ruin]

Plenty.

Every day every day.

The problem is that they're Marines.

[minor cypress]

Its brainfart. Not even 12+ hr ago i went from arguing futa semantics to giving breakup advice.

[velvet ruin]

None of them give a fuck.

Not-

Well.

[minor cypress]

Ahhhh its that vibe.

[velvet ruin]

No.

They care, it's.. just not that kind of crowd.

At all.

[pure hatch]

Yeah, gave a dude advice on his weird schizo issues a month ago

[minor cypress]

They prob care enough, but everyone got they own shit too. Get some beers and shoot the shit

And go listen to whiskey lullaby by the fire and just bullshit with people

[velvet ruin]

Mmmhm.

[minor cypress]

Ngl i dont remember that

[pure hatch]

They probably care but have zero clue on how to help you with it. I’m sort of like that with the best help I can offer is being a listener

[velvet ruin]

God damn man.

I can't.

Begin to fathom how much this server has been.

Good to me.

I can't believe I came here for the game and left with.

Real ass people.

[minor cypress]

Nah, you can. You just wont. Its gonna buff

[velvet ruin]

Real humans that listen and help.

[minor cypress]

[velvet ruin]

I mean.

[uncut obsidian]

It's just the night hours

[velvet ruin]

I couldn't be any more fucking happy with this.
I'm not being consoled like a baby.

[uncut obsidian]

Usually it's just "kys"

[velvet ruin]

I'm being given ADVICE.

REAL SHIT.
God dude.
All you mfs are great.

[pure hatch]

Yeah, one of the Aussies had a weird paranoid feeling about having to wear something on his neck to protect it. Smelled it was close to schizo since I’ve been through it before

[minor cypress]

Well yeah. I may be a ravenous shitposter, but every clown has to have time to not honk

[minor cypress]

Damn

[pure hatch]

Brainfart is the best channel, you just gotta be at the right times when the maniacs are offline or on chill mode

[uncut obsidian]

@tulip ravine could give more since he has a [wife i think]

[minor cypress]

But for real, breakup shit sucks. Its supposed to. Be patient with yourself, let yourself be emotional over it. To not feel sad/mad/etc about it is a fucking crime.

[velvet ruin]

Gotcha, gotcha.

[velvet ruin]

And yeah. I'll do my best man.

[minor cypress]

Hell, you probably already feel annoyed with yourself for feeling emotional about it. Don't fight it too much, just go with it.

Or at least i did

But for now, if you have any memoriphilia from that relationship, get rid of it. Dont hold onto it. Its only gonna make moving on suck more.

Gifts, texts, letters, etc.

Unless she gave you a 4090, toss it.

[uncut obsidian]

thank god i never felt a need for an actual relationship

[velvet ruin]

Sadly it was a he.

Still equally as bad tho.

[minor cypress]

Ahh, my bad. Same rules apply

[velvet ruin]

Yessir.

And nah, it's nothing like that.

I think right now.

I've gotta sit on everything for like a fucking month.

This is a LOT to absorb.

[minor cypress]

Yeah, most humans would. Its a normal response to losing things like that. Let yourself cook a bit

[velvet ruin]

Shit bro.

[minor cypress]

I was in a very similar boat, except she came out as lesbian and went on to immediately marry some chick that looked exactly like me.

Shit was funny as fuck in retrospect

[velvet ruin]

Damn dude.

I'm glad you can look at it with a smile now at least man! I hope atleast.

[river zealot]

ayo?

[minor cypress]

Oh yeah, its not nearly the silliest thing gods given his funniest clown

https://youtu.be/qxzbh6vPRZg?si=RwYlZZun29kOchpe

Obligatory thats life post

[pure hatch]

That reminds me so much of American McGee. His mom would eventually come out as lesbian and abandon him when he was 16 to marry some trans woman. He came home and found nothing but the stuff in his room. Mind you, his mother was his single parent.

[velvet ruin]

Frank Sinatra my FUCKING beloved.

[cerulean verge]

[velvet ruin]

Shawn James made a great "That's Life" cover.

Y'might like it.

[minor cypress]

Gah damn

Nah the real cherry on top was 5+ years of relationship down the drain + we can be friends + ghosted + i never actually cared + emotional wreck + her not caring + learning i was cheated on for 2/5 of those years, etc. And a whole laundry list of other shenanigans

[velvet ruin]

Whew.

That's..
Damn.

[minor cypress]

Shit sucked, and sometimes i still think about it. But im a better person in the end going through it all

[velvet ruin]

I can tell man. I don't know who you are but.

Some of the best advice I've heard in, fucking.. Years.

[pure hatch]

Jesus… thank fuck the breakup I’ve been was pleasant and we are on good terms

[velvet ruin]

I mean..
Damn.

[minor cypress]

My point isn't to dick measure bad situations, but just to point out you arent ever alone in experiences in life bro

[velvet ruin]

Pretty much what happened when me and my ex split, someone else fueled the fire by lying again, and then uhh.
The ex told me to kms, so.

Ouch.

But, shit.

[uncut obsidian]

that's sad

[velvet ruin]

This has been a good ass talk. Makes me not care.

[uncut obsidian]

if that's the best advice in years

[velvet ruin]

About all that at least. Makes me wanna move on.

[minor cypress]

[velvet ruin]

You'd be shocked to hear how terrible people are in Cali.

[uncut obsidian]

genuinely

it's just a rando on discord giving advice

[velvet ruin]

I've been isolated from friends and family. Matter of fact, don't have any family to talk to.

[uncut obsidian]

if it's better than any advice anyone can offer then that's just sad

[pure hatch]

Okay jannie

[minor cypress]

Internet hits different, people can day what they mean. Thats how its always been

[uncut obsidian]

okay engineer

[velvet ruin]

Friends?
That's a different story and I'm not dragging this server down no more with some bullshit.

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/sentry-engineer-tf2-team-fortress-gif-16118262

[velvet ruin]

Lot of 'em are gone now. Sadly forever.

[minor cypress]

Yep, done that too. Youll find people, just give it time

[pure hatch]

Pretty much me. Computer engineering

[slate crown]

[uncut obsidian]

I'll probably never want to see my family ever again

[minor cypress]

Yeah, same. Lowest of low was me desperation trying to talk to ex because i was like 2 steps away from kms zone, and i got hit with "Thats not my problem, go find someome to talk to."

[uncut obsidian]

some families are "i can't live without them", some are "i don't want to see them"

[minor cypress]

The sad truth is some people are heartless as shit, and you gotta deal with that sometimes.

[uncut obsidian]

you're lucky if you got the 1st one

[velvet ruin]

Grew up with bad family. Haven't heard from them in years.

[visual stirrup]

What if we have both?

[velvet ruin]

Father's passed, mother left. Relatives is what I mean, really.

[minor cypress]

Aye, same here. Family shit can be rough

[velvet ruin]

But, damn.
This is stuff I've passed through.

Done my best to.

[minor cypress]

Eh, hard shit makes even harder people

[uncut obsidian]

2 families?

[velvet ruin]

Ooh, I dunno maan.

Well.

Hrm.

Depends.
Define tough.

Or hard, sorry.

[minor cypress]

Doesn't make them invincible or better, but going through shit usually gives you enough insight to not freak out over things later in life once you get to feeling better.

[velvet ruin]

Ahh. Yes, true.

[uncut obsidian]

idk about you but shit never made me hard

[velvet ruin]

Hard shit*

[minor cypress]

[tulip ravine]

Hello all

[minor cypress]

Shalom

[uncut obsidian]

HYDRO

STINKY

[velvet ruin]

Heoo hihhi.

[uncut obsidian]

Give relationship advice to @velvet ruin

[velvet ruin]

Aye-

[tulip ravine]

What’s up pal

[velvet ruin]

Don't OUT me.

[visual stirrup]

Nah, both in one family
When I'm away from home, I would rather be at work than be in the same room as them
When I'm traveling for work, all I can think of is family

[tulip ravine]

Sappnin big man

What relationship advice do you need

[velvet ruin]

Huh who me.

Well.

Uhh.

Ex problems.

[tulip ravine]

What way

[velvet ruin]

I can't move on type shit.

Three years, ended because of a stupid thing.

[tulip ravine]

When did you break up

[velvet ruin]

Started drinking after the breakup.
Two weeks ago I stopped, and one week ago I came back.

[velvet ruin]

Close to half a year now.

[velvet ruin]

Still.. fresh.

[tulip ravine]

Mind me asking are you a guy?

[velvet ruin]

Ayup.

[tulip ravine]

Usually common among blokes

[velvet ruin]

And so are they.

Sssso.

[minor cypress]

Ahh yeah dont do that. Save booze for the good times if you can

[tulip ravine]

Common among blokes, first few days your alright then as it gets on it usually hits more

[velvet ruin]

Yyeap. Figured that out the hard way.

[tulip ravine]

My only advice really is follow what your heart says but don’t forget to listen to your brain once in a while, if it was meant to be it will be

[velvet ruin]

Real.

Alright yeah.

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-rory-charles-graham-rag-n-bone-man-turning-around-the-room-is-spinning-gif-18986961

[velvet ruin]

Rag'n'bone Man.

:D

[tulip ravine]

I mean to be fair I’m pretty bad at this considering Mrs is my first girlfriend kinda hit a home run with it but we still want to rip eachothers throats at times

[velvet ruin]

Oh hey, still good shit that it's at least uhh- for the most part good.

[oblique spire]

@crimson flame This looks familiar....

[minor cypress]

Mfw wife is that bad ex's ex best friend that i originally broke up with to be with crazy ex.

[oblique spire]

Reminds me of my CAS in Arma

[minor cypress]

Life is uh...goofy and makes things work out in thr strangest way

[storm stream]

if the relationship ended because of a stupid thing, then mby it means that it was on thin ice and 'better sooner than later'

[velvet ruin]

Damn.

Ykw that's true as fuck too.

Remembering it, that is TRUE as fuck.

[minor cypress]

Yeah, eventually you'll have a moment of clarity where you probabky realize things weren't as good as you told yourself. But that takes time.

[storm stream]

better luck next time

[velvet ruin]

Guess so.

[minor cypress]

Rose tinged glasses and all that jazz

[velvet ruin]

Everybody wants to rule the world, huh?

Damn.

Even now I'm still thinking. They moved on and found someone else- I'm jealous but.

Thinking about.

Everything that just.

Hit me like a fucking hurricane.

Damn.

It is what it is.

[minor cypress]

It should. Just means you cared alot, and thats ok.

[velvet ruin]

No point in caring.

Anymore, at least.

Damn.

I'm gonna take a nice long break from talking to the ex for a while. Think about some things.

Damn dude.

[dreamy flax]

https://api.alexflipnote.dev/sadcat/Ns7XyFDmACU_sadcat.jpg

[minor cypress]

Do what you gotta, go cook a bit.

[velvet ruin]

This fucking server man.

What a god damn place.

[slate crown]

it's not much

but it's home

[velvet ruin]

Damn right.

[minor cypress]

[silent pawn]

y'all ever binge watch vids of criminals getting blasted by cops

[pure hatch]

It’s a shithole, and I like it that way

[tulip ravine]

Mate she basically beats me funny tho so idc

[velvet ruin]

Yessir.

[pure hatch]

Yeah. Donut Operator stuff is great

[slate crown]

ye

[minor cypress]

Yeah i wouldn't talk to em. It will likely only lead to you being trailed on by the memories of what was, not what it is currently, and prolong you moving on.

[silent pawn]

[velvet ruin]

Reasonable enough, and sounds about right- You from the upside-down?

[velvet ruin]

I'll do my best!

[grizzled meadow]

U MIRIN? 🇿 🇾 🇿 🇿

[uncut obsidian]

Your ass

[velvet ruin]

Wow.

I feel.

Damn.

[velvet ruin]

Thank you lads.

Good people, all of ya'.
Not only is this server home to a great game.

But it's home to fucken.

Best community.

[minor cypress]

Debatable

[grizzled meadow]

I don't know what happened but real

[velvet ruin]

11/10.

Would try again.

[pure hatch]

Relationship advice

[slate crown]

yea

[grizzled meadow]

BRAINFART GOLDEN AGE REAL???

[storm stream]

up or off

[slate crown]

bro hasn't witnessed the femboy wars

[velvet ruin]

The fucking what.

[pure hatch]

Brainfart is this server’s mental health support and relationship support

[pure hatch]

Always has been

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gif-22362125

[grizzled meadow]

Nah hasn't been for a long time now

[velvet ruin]

IT'S THE RED EGG.

THE FUCKING.

THE UHH.

[glad carbon]

The evil egg

[velvet ruin]

DAMN.

[grizzled meadow]

The psychological stuff was part of the Golden Age

We are probably back

[pure hatch]

People kept posting femboy shit and it got so bad the mods had a purge

[grizzled meadow]

Bejelit

[velvet ruin]

That's definitely interesting.

[minor cypress]

Ahh

[glad carbon]

Wasn't that yesterday too

[velvet ruin]

Isn't it Behelit?

[glad carbon]

A skirmish

[velvet ruin]

But uhh.

[grizzled meadow]

Depends on the language but yes

[velvet ruin]

Yeah thanks for reminding me of the name.

The beb.

[glad carbon]

PangolinStirfry(Edited)

[slate crown]

lmao that was just an annoying ass 4channer who wouldn't shut up

[minor cypress]

Well, rewatching berserk golden age arc with a 6 pack of piss beer and a homie is always a solid vibe

[slate crown]

funny as fuck to watch tho

[velvet ruin]

Shit bro.

Out of all the communities.

[oblique spire]

Funker530 my beloved

[glad carbon]

That was gachi vs femboys or something

[silent pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-me-gif-19956322

[glad carbon]

No channer

[velvet ruin]

Soulsborne.
Fallout (fuck the fallout community)
Furry (fuck the furry community too)
And uhh. More.

This one.

I will always love.

[slate crown]

ah

[minor cypress]

What do you mean, he did nothing wrong.

[velvet ruin]

Enough sentimentals.

[glad carbon]

Don't view my gif history

[grizzled meadow]

I missed the 4channer and I am sad

[velvet ruin]

It's time to bfv.

[pure hatch]

May your frags be plentiful and may the hackers be at bay

[slate crown]

i won't

[dreamy flax]

Seems like I can't change your nickname falco94
But your name is now Shaman

[minor cypress]

Didnt miss anything special. Just standard tard rant rage baiting into pinging madi overused trans ACK memes. Boring stuff

[uncut obsidian]

You don't wanna know about the purge

[grizzled meadow]

Based

[slate crown]

this shit ain't nothin to me man

[glad carbon]

Wasn't it the uhhh

Gigachad wh40k pfp guy

[minor cypress]

Dont remember.

[glad carbon]

You can tell just by the pfp is someone's gonna be a retard in chat

[uncut obsidian]

#🎪bruh-fart message
#🎪bruh-fart message

[grizzled meadow]

Check the stuff just above one message now

[uncut obsidian]

Damn i did some numbers

[glad carbon]

Mod privilege

[minor cypress]

Not as many numbers as this

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/russianbadger-this-doing-numbers-shit-this-doing-numbers-numbers-gif-24905081

[grizzled meadow]

No balls removed the Israel post

He got the message loud and clear

[uncut obsidian]

I'm in class

[oblique spire]

Falcolini

I have a question

[minor cypress]

Message is clear.

[grizzled meadow]

Don't

[grizzled meadow]

Just ask goddamn it

[slate crown]

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[oblique spire]

Rate the jet mr. pasta

[pure hatch]

Is that the Frogfoot?

[oblique spire]

uh huh

[minor cypress]

Is substituting cottage cheese over ricotta in lasagna haram?

[dreamy flax]

Warned 50yearsbeforeearthburns for: don't post politics / war related videos
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[pure hatch]

Ah.

[grizzled meadow]

☝️ 🤓

[grizzled meadow]

7.8

[pure hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/deadpool-gif-26545415

[oblique spire]

[grizzled meadow]

I have to know what cottage cheese is first

Damned americans

[glad carbon]

Spoiled milk

[grizzled meadow]

The fuck is spoiled milk

[uncut obsidian]

Milk

That's spoiled

[grizzled meadow]

[oblique spire]

What about this one mr. falcolini mama mia the third

[minor cypress]

Thats pasta pimp 9000 to you

[grizzled meadow]

The other was better and I don't like the color (I know it's camouflage), 6.5

[oblique spire]

[oblique spire]

This does also come in a nice blue

Oh god wait the ukrainian camoflague for it

Here's the russian version of the blue

Y'know if they had a green camo for it

like the frogfoot

then it would be even better

Oh my fucking god the indonesian camo is a green one

astufrallah

[undone wave]

she frog on my foot til I ПРИДЕНИЕ ОБУВЬ АТАКЕ!

[minor cypress]

She gamma on my anomaly until i psystorm

[oblique spire]

exactly

[cerulean verge]

SU-25 pretty based

[oblique spire]

yuh uh

[undone wave]

when the mudspike is sus!

[grizzled meadow]

It's already better

[oblique spire]

Got the pasta seal of approval?

[grizzled meadow]

7

[oblique spire]

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/bruce-almighty7-jim-carrey-laugh-smile-gif-16122443

[cerulean verge]

SU-27

Right?

Yeah it is

Anyway

[minor cypress]

I require more caffiene. Too sleepy

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/396602967077158925/1171266933438566442/video_2023-11-06_20-55-33.mp4?ex=655c0e56&is=65499956&hm=3c2c9a603c8ecb44b6f3f787f2b977025a246fa121c92a7e02133447cd61d594&

[atomic crane]

the masculine urge to listen to The Rake Hornpipe

[velvet ruin]

BFV.

Kinda mid.

Can't wait to get back to Gamma man.
Raa.

[slender rock]

🫧 🐟

[river zealot]

hello furio

i mean falco

[velvet ruin]

Oh hey I didn't notice they were a dev.

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094554761891676200/1133774860556976169/30c9fd933735d62fb0b3d7dc19680bee.mp4?ex=6554dc1f&is=6542671f&hm=792e54e0d6f9497d064e67e17167df8ba951ea36a650c8cd60f446ffa9ce84b1&

[oblique spire]

oh yeah and @grizzled meadow

[cerulean verge]

Hot

The F18 made me want to be a pilot

Too bad I'm colorblind as fuck

[oblique spire]

the RAAF is gonna retire the F-18 in the mid 2030s

apparently

[little mirage]

When i saw pepe I literally was possessed and hated being a pure blooded macedonian a10 eyed sikh. Never ever again

[atomic crane]

aw hell nah he brought out the color code for his eyes

[cerulean verge]

They're getting F22s by then I'm assuming

Hell of a plane

[oblique spire]

F-22s aren't allowed for export

we already have F-35s though

[atomic crane]

for now

[cerulean verge]

I thought that was F35 that wasn't allowed to be sold to anyone by US

[oblique spire]

nah, other way around

[cerulean verge]

Just assuming cus bigger number

[oblique spire]

bit goofy

[cerulean verge]

Ahhhh

[atomic crane]

the F-22 is also prohibitively expensive when most countries will need them less than the US does

[cerulean verge]

Billion dollar plane

Basically God with rockets

[atomic crane]

the radar range is ludicrous

[cerulean verge]

Oh yes the F35 looks slightly older as well

[oblique spire]

For the F-22 or F-35?

[atomic crane]

F-22

[cerulean verge]

In tiny ways but it's noticeable

[oblique spire]

Yep, 460KM

[cerulean verge]

It's in like the hundreds of miles iirc

Fucking

Yup

Wow

[oblique spire]

250 nautical miles

[cerulean verge]

Yeah that plane is basically impervious

The most fucky wucky thing

Main reason F22 can't be sold is cus the US doesn't have a counter measure for it yet

[atomic crane]

it's just built for one purpose, you won't see it hitting targets on the ground like the F-35 does but it's going to wipe any plane that isn't an F-22

[cerulean verge]

Yea it's an air superiority fighter

Clear airspace for other assets

[atomic crane]

and do it without ever even being seen

[cerulean verge]

At least that's the idea

So far it's just shooting down weather balloons

[atomic crane]

i love the story of the iranian jets trying to shoot down a US drone

[past nacelle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/965169524880072725/974733103283204096/1652455652112.gif

[atomic crane]

the only story of any note or worth that has come from the F-22

[cerulean verge]

"Iranian jets"

Must be mig 20 something's

[atomic crane]

F-4s

vietnam war era jets

[cerulean verge]

Ah lucky them

Got some NATO tech lol

[oblique spire]

Ever heard of the story of 1 F-22 pilot sitting under a fucking Iranian F-4p phantom without it knowing?

[atomic crane]

that's the one i'm talking about

[cerulean verge]

Yeah that's what they

Lol yea

[oblique spire]

oh wait i just scrolled down lmfao

[atomic crane]

lol

[cerulean verge]

Iirc the F22 spoke in their own com frequency and was like "bro just go home"

[rancid iris]

texas

[oblique spire]

"You really ought to go home"

[cerulean verge]

Literally "you don't want none" with a billion dollar plane

Mega based

[oblique spire]

Thats what the pilot said

insanely based

[cerulean verge]

Yea I remember the video I saw now

I feel that tho man loke

When your firepower is so superior at that level

You just feel bad sending that fox 2

[oblique spire]

True

[cerulean verge]

Sniper syndrome sort of but in the sky

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/mom-gif-21833954

[cerulean verge]

That gif is gold

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/plane-momma-dead-shoes-raggedy-gif-18267608

https://tenor.com/view/go-fuck-that-guys-mom-gif-21505244

https://tenor.com/view/mom-plane-gif-21537430

[cerulean verge]

I wonder if civilian flight is mandatory perfect vision

Probably

[atomic crane]

so sad that in spite of my 20/15-20/20 vision after LASIK i will never be allowed to be a pilot

[river zealot]

@oblique spire my whole fucking squad is kia

i think i got hit by a manpads

[atomic crane]

TWO. REPORT POSITION.

[oblique spire]

What the fuck happened my brother

[atomic crane]

MAN DOWN.