🎪bruh-fart

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/engerland-slow-gif-22795800

[ocean pulsar]

hit the ball

[rancid iris]

LETS GO INGERLAND

[minor cypress]

SCOAR SOM FACKING GAWLS

[rancid iris]

SCORE SUM FACKIN GOOLS

[ocean pulsar]

SCOR SOME FAKEN GHOALS

[minor cypress]

🧠

[ocean pulsar]

hivemind

[tulip ravine]

I’ve brought a drum to a game last weekend

Loved it

[rancid iris]

wow this chat really all shares a single fuckin braincell

[tulip ravine]

We basically hell marched through the away sides centre

[rancid iris]

wild

actually hold on i have a video of one of the campo matches i watched in oviedo

i hope it’s not in 4k cuz if it is i wont be able to share it

[minor cypress]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjW3uoG_Wn0

America asmr

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-christmas-solo-cozy-gif-23569512

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1168568764183351386/1108862500675530782.gif?ex=65523d78&is=653fc878&hm=43e3d37a1325e6bbc8318b578ed9ca624e845ac659daa61d4b81a97b7ebcdaa3&

[rancid iris]

damn

they are in 4k

it ain’t happenin

wait is this gonna work

YUHHHH

that was a wild football match though

anyone that lived in the city that wasn’t working was in that stadium

they had to have guards around the one box for the team from the opposing city though

[tulip ravine]

What teams?

[rancid iris]

Real Oviedo and i wanna say leon?

[tulip ravine]

Wth yous need sort your support out

[rancid iris]

one of the other neighbouring cities up north

[tulip ravine]

Can’t even sell the stadium out

[rancid iris]

that stadium has a like 50000 capacity and there’re only like 35000 residents

[tulip ravine]

Bruh

[pastel quartz]

Þĥə þĥụĝ §ĥæƙəŕ

[tulip ravine]

A smaller full stadium is better then a bigger empty stadium

[rancid iris]

idk man i just went there

which btw it was 36F outside

in the middle of that game

[inland jackal]

Hi

[dreamy flax]

https://api.alexflipnote.dev/sadcat/dSjMU1T6Q7I_sadcat.png

https://api.alexflipnote.dev/sadcat/WMcd4jdXiGg_sadcat.jpg

[placid sail]

[odd sail]

[dreamy flax]

https://api.alexflipnote.dev/sadcat/8GH3PObNTiE_sadcat.jpg

[slate crown]

i understand why some people collect sad clown paintings now

[placid sail]

it's a weird fucking experience, to sing a karaoke where everyone is piss drunk except you

[slate crown]

hate it

[placid sail]

it felt like trespassing a little yeah

[slate crown]

i always get invited to karaokes but i decline everytime

shits too loud for me

[sage otter]

Same

If you want to sing, sing at my house

[placid sail]

karaoke is fun

if you like to sing, that is

[sage otter]

It’s fun, I just don’t like outside

[slate crown]

i like to sing but most of the karaokes here are vietnamese

that's why

[placid sail]

also I'm always the only one to put on western songs while everyone else sing russian shit over and over again to oblivion

I identify as transwesterner

[slate crown]

same

[placid sail]

it gets really weird at some point

you're barely 30, people

why do you insist on singing chanson so much

you're not criminals

YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO PRISON

WHAT'S THE APPEAL

[upper vapor]

Deep rooted cultural propaganda

[placid sail]

it's why bandit faction is truly so popular with slavs

[slate crown]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat psyop spotted

sick em

[placid sail]

ew

other channels

https://tenor.com/view/get-that-shit-outta-my-face-get-that-out-of-here-i-dont-want-that-dont-like-that-nope-gif-16761127

[slate crown]

fukin windows XP gif

[placid sail]

stank

[slate crown]

it's literally #🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/auughhh-brain-meme-augh-brain-fun-meme-gif-26336320

[uncut obsidian]

good movie

their decision to kill the second main character was sad though

anyways https://youtu.be/goYRQ4Xhzk8?si=YhTHZlrE-EgQmZbP

[sage otter]

Gamer keyboard

Nice

[slate crown]

politics are overrated

microdose asbestos instead

[fading shuttle]

politics are overrated

kill children and stuff them into animatronics

https://tenor.com/view/purple-guy-fnaf-gif-24713941

[minor cypress]

kill animatronics and stuff them into children

[narrow lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-Laq27GduXg

[solar obsidian]

busy

my favorite oligarch

🤝

[glad carbon]

https://imgur.com/3DReH9c

[sage otter]

Sir is that a pokemon

[clear vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/rule-gif-24135651

[sage otter]

https://youtu.be/KOd9b4N0Vm4?si=o6fydUWNAYKNrZOH

[pure hatch]

the original song is honestly really sad, especially the composer

[pale ingot]

the sudden rush of adrenaline has you like

[sage otter]

Was it the composer or the composer of the sample can’t remember, but yea

[dreamy flax]

https://api.alexflipnote.dev/sadcat/Rc_VqHN-alQ_sadcat.jpg

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/hlvrai-toobygif-gordon-freeman-gif-23571987

[slate crown]

butchered the original

[pale ingot]

satan inhabiting dominos

[slate crown]

when there's a bee in the car

[placid sail]

prepare to die

[narrow lotus]

Falco when they forgot to pay homage to the Pizza God ( He is very mad )

[slate crown]

1hp

[minor cypress]

oven when you put pineapple on pizza

[placid sail]

it's all he need to send you to namhalla

[slate crown]

namhalla

[pure hatch]

the composer of the unremixed song

[slate crown]

[placid sail]

so many germans here suddenly

[somber warren]

[dreamy flax]

senortorres, your new nickname is Newton

[placid sail]

*germans and torres

[slate crown]

i summon thee

[ruby minnow]

man i told this already

i don't live in Berlin

[final cedar]

they linger

[somber warren]

le racisme

[placid sail]

don care

[ruby minnow]

i live in Belgium

[final cedar]

yet*

[sage otter]

Berlin lives within you

[placid sail]

still don care

[slate crown]

waffle county

[final cedar]

does belgium pay more welfare?

[slate crown]

is it true they put mayonnaise on waffles

[minor cypress]

And are the waffles that good?

[placid sail]

waffle house

[minor cypress]

strongest belgian vs weakest waffle house worker

[ruby minnow]

i had C1 english i came here then i started talking to turks so much that it became A1

[slate crown]

ketchup and mayonnaise on waffles

[placid sail]

cigara ikmek oldurur

[minor cypress]

Waffles like thicc or thin like crepes?

[slate crown]

thicc

[minor cypress]

savory crepes are slept on

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cringe-gif-21218562

[minor cypress]

oh absolutely haram

[slate crown]

savory crepes are just burritos

[fading shuttle]

im sorry for you

didnt know you went back to elemenatry english

[sage otter]

No crêpes aren’t burritos wtf is wrong with you

[minor cypress]

However, chicken and waffles 💯

[true sedge]

seeing this meme go around and you people are purposefully misinterpreting it

[slate crown]

they're not ready for the truth

[placid sail]

the classic recipe of slav hotdog

[fading shuttle]

yes

[placid sail]

crepe, sosig, ketchup

[true sedge]

hes just saying the movie doesnt really adress the slaughter of children, because its a bad movie

[minor cypress]

But who cares what clickbait journos say?

[true sedge]

its a very valid criticism because its very coarse to make such a laisse faire movie about such subject matter

[fading shuttle]

ok liberal

[slate crown]

🐟

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/pon-gif-15097379091171620462

[slate crown]

you know what to do chat

[minor cypress]

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-bifel-nerd-emoji-clown-boy-gif-26340603

[glad carbon]

oh my GOD dude

im so hungry from this one img alone

[minor cypress]

dont worry bro i got another banger photo for you

[placid sail]

oh

[glad carbon]

last time I had chicken and waffles was uhh

[placid sail]

speaking of savoury crepe

[true sedge]

the americans may be onto something here...

[glad carbon]

ages ago

[placid sail]

you know what is a truly premium dish?

[minor cypress]

Shrimp n grits

banger

[placid sail]

crepe with red caviar

[glad carbon]

chicken was dry tho

[true sedge]

i hate omellete

blegh

[somber warren]

looks banging

[minor cypress]

but omelette with what?

[somber warren]

fuck now i'm hungry

[minor cypress]

omlette alone is mid. its just a vessel for fillings

[slate crown]

the fusion no one asked for but desperately need

[minor cypress]

like how a tortilla by itself is mid

but a burrito is good

[somber warren]

very true

[sage otter]

STOP CALLING THEM CRÊPES THEY ARE PANCAKES

[true sedge]

egg stuff should be able to stand on its own

[placid sail]

no, there's a difference

[minor cypress]

No, crepe thinner than pancake?

[sage otter]

Yea

[placid sail]

pancakes are what thick shit westerners eat which is like really thick

crepes are blinis, which are paper thin

[slate crown]

pancake civil war lesss gooo

[sage otter]

Blinis are kinda thick though

[minor cypress]

Crepe vs pancake vs waffle

Bro wait, you think pancakes are thicc? Nah, waffle thicc

Pancake normal

crepe thin

[placid sail]

blinis can be thick, but usually they're paper thin, thrice the paper thickness tops, never pancake level thickness

[sage otter]

Well blinis are thicker thanks crêpes, speaking about proportions, they are more like miniature pancakes than crêpes

[uncut obsidian]

so crepe

[minor cypress]

crepes are super slept on here tbh

Mostly just get waffle or pancakes

[true sedge]

cheeseburgers and hamburgers go together well with fries

[minor cypress]

especially savory crepes vs sweet crepes

agreed

[sage otter]

You mean the black wheat ones ?

Banger

[ruby minnow]

heroine meth and leauge of legends are the same thing

[slate crown]

wait

[ruby minnow]

addictive and damaging to people who use it

[slate crown]

then wat are waffle cones, aren't they just deep fried crepes

[minor cypress]

hmmmm

you know too much

put em down

[sage otter]

Meth is healthier and will make you more productive

[slate crown]

lynched for speaking the truth yet again

[minor cypress]

God is dead

[sage otter]

NO THEY ARENT

[slate crown]

JESUS CHRIST

[true sedge]

oh yeah

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/intriguing-highly-disturbing-gif-20543640

[true sedge]

few men survive the honey bun bacon burger

[slate crown]

THEY USED KRISPY CREAM DONUTS AS BUNS

[minor cypress]

Its a local dude here that just makes crazy shit and sells it

[slate crown]

[true sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/desmondpacito-cooking-chef-gif-12378159

[slate crown]

let him cook

[true sedge]

let him cook

[placid sail]

this is why your dumptruck is considered light afternoon snack in america

those people are crazy man

[minor cypress]

Sometimes he makes bangers, other times honey bun burger. All absolutely artery clogging

but when you drunk af, it hits right

[placid sail]

lmao

[slate crown]

i bet it does

[placid sail]

"you have to be intoxicated to consent to eating this shit"

[minor cypress]

The bbq pulled pork grilled cheese "sandwich" goes hard

[placid sail]

EIGHT DALARA FOR BURGA

SIX DALARA FOR FRIES

[slate crown]

kitchen sink fries

[placid sail]

GERARA

[past nacelle]

that is literally the luther

[slate crown]

it is

[sage otter]

Damn if you pick kids over bacon in your sandwich, it gets significantly cheaper

[slate crown]

just missing the bacon

[past nacelle]

i saw bacon

[minor cypress]

tbh its overpriced af for what you get. But he doesn't skimp

[true sedge]

i want this

[past nacelle]

https://youtu.be/HffOj--p9bU?t=21

[slate crown]

holy shit there is

[placid sail]

mmm

death

[minor cypress]

[sage otter]

183% of your daily lipid intake

[slate crown]

couldn't see through all the GREASE at first

[minor cypress]

oh lord

what if

[placid sail]

you eat the burger and hear damage sounds from minecraft

[minor cypress]

waffle bacon burger

%max hp true artery dmg

[sage otter]

Fuck you im out

Need a break

[minor cypress]

[slate crown]

I'd demolish that if i was high enough

[placid sail]

I kinda want to eat it, but my right side is hurting from just looking at photos

[minor cypress]

His entire thing is making ridiculous food. But 100% do not eat daily or ez doctor trip

[past nacelle]

that's how they get u

[slate crown]

my arteries are clogging up just looking at these images

[placid sail]

pretty sure if I had lived in America, I would have been well dead already

[slate crown]

my heart palpitates

[past nacelle]

there are many towns that are food desserts and the only food you can get is really unhealthy

oh wow i said desserts not desert

[sage otter]

@minor cypress superior döner meal

[true sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/transcend-heavenly-awe-incredible-gif-23392297

[minor cypress]

I've had his stuff a grand total of 3 times. And need to sleep after every time

absolute soul leaving body experience

[slate crown]

that's text book diabetic coma

[minor cypress]

yo hol up is that like gyro....in roll....with fries?

[narrow lotus]

Surely this hot chick is not a scammer

[placid sail]

americans as a nation are on the path of culinary suicide, and not gonna lie, I kinda wanna walk on that path a little

[sage otter]

I don’t get the « roll » part but yeah I think you got it right

[minor cypress]

eh thats just the extreme overpriced meme stuff we got here lol

[sage otter]

It’s a DinoBlade dev probably

[slate crown]

can't wait for bz to star on my 600lbs life

[placid sail]

I can't get fat

I've tried

stick bugged by god

[sage otter]

It was 7€

[placid sail]

so I'll just die

[slate crown]

they have a place called the heart attack grill

[minor cypress]

yeah 100% would

[minor cypress]

yeah would never eat there. that shit is just....too much lol

[sage otter]

Oh yeah free meal if you weight more than a truck or some shit like that

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/koobimila-boo-camik00-gif-25649319

[slate crown]

the owner literally kept the ashes of someone who died eating there

[minor cypress]

need moar gyro and doner places here

[slate crown]

[past nacelle]

my city is littered with food carts that all serve some variation of

[placid sail]

my last words... spread my ashes... over some burga... auugh

[sage otter]

And the servers dressed as nurses and med staff will spank you if you dare not finish your octuple bypass burger

Lmao

[past nacelle]

that's in las vegas isn't it?

[minor cypress]

Jambalaya

[sage otter]

Can’t remember, but that sounds like a Vegas thing yea

[slate crown]

I think so, it's definitely in the burger country

[past nacelle]

nothing would be lost if we nuked las vegas

[slate crown]

real

[placid sail]

hell yeah new vegas

[minor cypress]

100%

New orleans degeneracy > las vegas

[minor cypress]

Most redeemable part of state. Drive through daquiri stations

$26 for 1 gallon of daquiri during happy hour, and they do bogo

[sage otter]

Why is « pinacolada » between quotes ?

What do they put in there

[placid sail]

the secret ingredient is crime

[uncut obsidian]

@oblique spire this u? https://youtu.be/mCW2m_cuiwU?si=_tmLc26BBTRhJCan

[oblique spire]

Maybe

[minor cypress]

better looking menu

[sage otter]

The quotes are still there

[primal kiln]

https://vxtwitter.com/CursedVideos/status/1720790535810470229?s=20

[minor cypress]

oh, the pina colada rum is prob just rum with a mixer added. idk

[slate crown]

also food is better

[sage otter]

I’ll take a Vodka freeze, a Fuzzy Navel, and lemme try that Monkey thing too

[minor cypress]

but also 151 proof rum, 190 proof everclear, plus generic coconut flavor.

nothing more cozy then working long day, get daquiri, get catfish plate, sit on porch and vibe

[slate crown]

literally gasoline

[minor cypress]

only applicable during not summer

which is....winter only here. We get winter, summer, and not as bad summer. No other seasons

[sage otter]

Sounds okay to me, what’s your max temps during summer ?

[slate crown]

we get dry and wet

[minor cypress]

[slate crown]

humidity is a bitch

fuckin tropics

[heavy peak]

@robust cove

[minor cypress]

100+ F with 100% humidity

real feel was like 110

[sage otter]

That sucks

[minor cypress]

absolute dogshit weather

[sage otter]

Max I experienced was +45C

[minor cypress]

ooo

[sage otter]

Which is around 110 I think

Killed every fucking tree in 3 weeks

[minor cypress]

we had wild fires and stuff here

was not fun

[sage otter]

Tamed fires are way funnier

[slate crown]

my weather is just uncomfortable 24/7

[minor cypress]

but now its 30s....and gonna be mid 80s this week. Weather cant make its mind up

[slate crown]

only gets worse after it rains

[sage otter]

At least it’s not monsoon season right ? Assuming you’re in the south hemisphere

[mint mist]

hjo

hhi

[slate crown]

20% chance to rain

[sage otter]

Hhi mmaja

[mint mist]

hi

[slate crown]

im in the rice fields mf

[odd sail]

warm rain

[fluid coyote]

THE MEMES

[midnight tree]

i heard there's even a house in new orleans

what a world we live in

[placid sail]

this could be us

but you keep playing

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-ww1-british-ww1celebrate-soldier-celebrate-kill-yourself-gif-23144356

[placid sail]

rude

[odd sail]

kill yourself

[placid sail]

rude

[odd sail]

nude

[placid sail]

also

[pale ingot]

kill yourselves

[placid sail]

I've finally got a single point of reference about Lithuania

[pale ingot]

up listening to Reverend Dan in project zomboid

[quaint ore]

It is at a train station

[quaint ore]

In Vilnius

[placid sail]

noted

wait

is Vilnius in Lithuania even

[quaint ore]

Yes

It is the Capital

[pale ingot]

his whole thing is how he preaches about being sent by god to tell everyone that we need to eradicate all zombies by any means necessary

based

[quaint ore]

Is this how a british person looks like?

[placid sail]

bimmer

[eager igloo]

Why bulgarian split squats hurt me

[pale ingot]

awesome ass toilet

[uncut obsidian]

skibidi toileet

[mint mist]

hi

[mint mist]

babe you ,, better not me be '' playing ??????

[placid sail]

sometimes, when I see maja babble, it almost feels like as if he is trying to say something

[mint mist]

no, thast literally the caption of the meme

[placid sail]

if only I cound understand a single word of what maja says

sigh

[narrow lotus]

Average Maja L

[zinc compass]

https://tenor.com/view/gyatt-fnaf-rizz-ohio-bonnie-how-big-was-the-gyatt-gif-12494328432119175150

[narrow lotus]

btw even if this is wholesome , if you post shit like this again you will get a 5 week mute i love u busyyyyy

[pastel quartz]

What was it

[placid sail]

oh that's how you gonna play huh

[pastel quartz]

I must know

[placid sail]

and some dude posting david star shit all over the place yesterday or the day before was okayo huh

fine

no more memes for you

[pastel quartz]

What was it

[narrow lotus]

please do not post david star al over the place or you will be muted like bz11k

there

[mint mist]

/////6

[pastel quartz]

I don't speak heartattack

[mint mist]

whos david star al

[pastel quartz]

[placid sail]

it was two furry dogs from twitter stylized as israel and palestine

[mint mist]

oh that\

[placid sail]

it has about the same war connotation as maja has sentience

so I feel unjustly opressed

[grizzled meadow]

WE GOT THE BIMMER, THE BIMMER LOGO

THE BIMMY

[mint mist]

the corpses would never exist, doesnt matter how broken that shit is, people are just gonna ignore it after not haivng enough patience

[pastel quartz]

Dead people are buried underground just like gemstones ' v '

Like hkw gemstones are loved by geologists ' w '

[grizzled meadow]

#🛄report-users-here exists, cry me a river

[ruby minnow]

does anybody eveen use that

when i can just

ping mods

[grizzled meadow]

Yes it's being used

[pastel quartz]

[placid sail]

succhiami la salsiccia, per favore

[grizzled meadow]

Pinging us is another way, business can very two rivers

[fallow trellis]

corpses arent real thats the joke

[ruby minnow]

pinging for important bussiness

[ruby minnow]

monkey bussiness even

[mint mist]

not funny

[fallow trellis]

funny

[placid sail]

wario

[placid sail]

obama racist racing 64!

[tulip ravine]

Hes magic you knowwww vitali mykolenko

We scored a facking goal

https://tenor.com/view/peeps-drum-football-gif-22265394

Me rn.

[fallow trellis]

its sushi

[mint mist]

waa i wanna play sims

[fallow trellis]

pork sushi

[placid sail]

what a good boy

[mint mist]

hiiiiii

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/viper-viper-the-rapper-hyperspeed-space-cosmic-gif-24618586

[pastel quartz]

Sushi is made of fish fish are in the ocean the ocean if full of minerals geologists love minerals man I sure do love minerals

[dreamy flax]

📚 Defile ( | dɪ'faɪl )

• Make dirty or spotty, as by exposure to air; also used metaphorically
• Place under suspicion or cast doubt upon
• A narrow pass (especially one between mountains)
• Spot, stain, or pollute

[pastel quartz]

: /

[final cedar]

concentration camp jokes? really?

[fallow trellis]

does this mean im getting banned

[final cedar]

i don't think there's rules against it

[pastel quartz]

Man I sure do love rocks don't you to

[fallow trellis]

okay i found a loop hole

[fallow trellis]

are u a geologist?

[fallow trellis]

theres a difference between a rock lover and having it as your profession

[final cedar]

man this retarded af but the gameplay loop made my monkey brain go bananas

[pastel quartz]

Yea it's scary how easy it is to go on unity and make a pisspoor game like that but still get moninfrom micro transaction s

Thumbs fat pants shat

[pastel quartz]

[inland jackal]

Cordon

[fallow trellis]

goths invented pizza

[pastel quartz]

Nuh uh

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow

[inland jackal]

I was in the toilet at my work, i pharted more than i sharted

Man, i hate 1 layer toilet paper

[slate crown]

Use bidets

Or sandpaper

I use both

[cerulean verge]

Learned how to breathe through my ears on accident

Kind of mega cursed

[pastel quartz]

yea ong i started bringing my on toilet paper to work

i would wear it on a utility belt n shit i felt so badasss

[mint mist]

someobdy has a cute cat?>

pifcture?

p!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[mint mist]

https://cdn.weeb.sh/images/SJ2fc44YM.jpeg

[fading shuttle]

yes, this is demon

[mint mist]

not cute

[fading shuttle]

kys

[mint mist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkwOyKcya6E&ab_channel=MortalSmurph
wow wicked

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1048761167025283133/1170399577510264863/RPReplay_Final1696954230.mov

[cerulean verge]

Salem in a k-hole

[grizzled meadow]

Da bimmer logo

[slate crown]

bimmer lo

[grizzled meadow]

We got the bimer

[slim osprey]

Damn that's an old vid

[slate crown]

yea i can't send the video because discord is a bastard

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/strelok-gif-26242052

[slate crown]

dootier spotted

[uncut obsidian]

hiii

[placid sail]

duty member sighted, every single male is in danger

[orchid robin]

hola

[slate crown]

lock up the femboys

[orchid robin]

correct

[slim osprey]

Protect your unsucked cocks

[slate crown]

every man for himself

[uncut obsidian]

i now have surevillance access to vladivostok

[grizzled meadow]

I always got you bro

[placid sail]

duty CQC training

[orchid robin]

except the bull broke so now we do it on a matress

[slim osprey]

They ride each other instead of the bull

[slate crown]

stay away from my penis

[sage otter]

Except they do it on the Rambo movie OST in the 100 rads bar

[orchid robin]

i already unscrewed your balls

[lament vapor]

https://bigmemes99.funnyjunk.com/movies/Wretched+harmonious+odd_e7d2ea_11033460.mp4

[slate crown]

HE'S TOO GOOD

[slim osprey]

At least he didn't take your ass

[slate crown]

balls compromised, detonate the 50lbs of C4 in my ass

💥

[orchid robin]

if i wanted something that flat, i would just go to home depot to get a wooden plank

[placid sail]

nobody has the same level of excellency in handling the skin flute like dutyers, they're trained for that

[orchid robin]

jk ofc

[slim osprey]

I've never seen a fatter ass than Pango's

[orchid robin]

well im just making assumptions here since i havent seen it

[slate crown]

it's a blessing and a curse

[orchid robin]

your core strength must be unparalleled

[eager igloo]

Omg its the dutyer

[fading shuttle]

Omg it's him

[eager igloo]

Long time no see

[orchid robin]

1 month in this academy has me listening to music for 1 hour and contemplating life

[slate crown]

nah i got it from cycling uphill everyday and squats

[slate crown]

there's the fucking video

jesus christ

[uncut obsidian]

cute

[fading shuttle]

Beemerlogo

[grizzled meadow]

DA BIMMY

[fading shuttle]

Da beemer

[orchid robin]

live footage?

[grizzled meadow]

Da bimer logo

[slate crown]

yea i sent that message 10 minutes ago

fucking discord

[uncut obsidian]

live vladivostok cctv footage

[eager igloo]

Do I remember right that u went to polish officer school?

[orchid robin]

yes

[grizzled meadow]

YOOO

[orchid robin]

well mil officer

[grizzled meadow]

IT'S DUTYER

[uncut obsidian]

you just realised

[orchid robin]

you just noticed you fuckin pickle?

[grizzled meadow]

I just got here

[slate crown]

[uncut obsidian]

falco is getting dementia

[eager igloo]

No suprising then

[placid sail]

🧢 please be patient with me, I have oggi alle 🧢

[orchid robin]

but hey, first semester, just gotta establish a routine

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-burns-dont-forget-youre-here-forever-gif-18420566

Me when dementia

[grizzled meadow]

Ahahahahahahahahaha

[orchid robin]

though its hard when the moment you see you have "free time" on the schedule you become suspicious AF

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow in 30 years

[uncut obsidian]

LMAO

[grizzled meadow]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[orchid robin]

like friday we are supposed to have only 3 hours of lectures and everyone went "What the fuck is that, something is wrong"

[eager igloo]

Of course

[uncut obsidian]

the brainfart brainrot will get to him eventually

[slate crown]

it always does

[orchid robin]

tbf my mental health wouldnt be better if i continued on IT

especially with c++

[slate crown]

Dying light 1 or 2?

[orchid robin]

tbf, you can always just reopen the hole, you cant just un-torsion the testicle without risking bleedout

[orchid robin]

1

[slate crown]

Might be a little late but time to finally try dying light 1

[orchid robin]

its never too late

[eager igloo]

Bonkers game

Luv it

[orchid robin]

also remind me who are you again

[slate crown]

New guy

[eager igloo]

Meeee

Wooow okay old timer

[slate crown]

[orchid robin]

how new

new by your standards or

[slate crown]

Don't know

Just kinda appeared one day

[orchid robin]

everyone here appears one day

thats how this black hole works

you notice it

you click on it

[slate crown]

Right right

[orchid robin]

and bam you are stuck now

the light of god cant reach this chat

[slate crown]

It never will

[eager igloo]

Im a god but I don't produce light

[orchid robin]

you are the god of converting oxygen into carbon dioxide

[slate crown]

He's made in his own image

[orchid robin]

im made in my image, god i wish i had something better to work with

[slate crown]

Don't forget

We're all literally him

[orchid robin]

i would say something

but you are not ready for it

[slate crown]

Try me

[slim osprey]

I am more literally him than you will ever be literally him

[slate crown]

[visual stirrup]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/539496571725807658/1107677776036757624/haiheyyygif.gif

Haven't seen you in forever

[orchid robin]

so according to most faiths god is everywhere right?

[slate crown]

Eh

That's how it goes

[orchid robin]

if i survive the first semester i doubt anyone will

[orchid robin]

that means nobody is a virgin

[mint mist]

hii ily

[slate crown]

[orchid robin]

who the fuck are you, everyone has new nicknames so i only recognize a handful of people

[mint mist]

maja

everone has a name becasue of /nameme

[orchid robin]

oh hi maja

[mint mist]

bot gives everybody a random name

[slate crown]

Holy shit you're right

[uncut obsidian]

because of /nameme

[dreamy flax]

Seems like I can't change your nickname madirex
But your name is now Conan

[uncut obsidian]

nuhuh

[slate crown]

A recent infection

[orchid robin]

its a curse

[placid sail]

no, this is a curse

[orchid robin]

anyways

[slate crown]

It is

[placid sail]

p!meme

[orchid robin]

how are you

[foggy mantle]

It can’t be

Powered by reddit

[slate crown]

Existing to spite god as always, shit

[placid sail]

god is a bitch

[orchid robin]

next time he floods something, just grab a bucket as a middle finger gesture

[placid sail]

the universe is fuck

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/stickergiant-who-me-your-turn-no-you-am-i-the-drama-gif-26034203

[placid sail]

kickflip

[slate crown]

We are the boulder

The universe is sisyphus

[orchid robin]

idk, the universe could fuckin murder this planet in so many ways

[uncut obsidian]

fuck... bitch? bitch fuck?

[orchid robin]

no horny

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-26414884

[slim osprey]

Yet it doesn't

Truly a testament to our spiteful existence

[copper pendant]

[uncut obsidian]

nuh uh

[orchid robin]

a sadist wont kill his only form of entertainment

[slate crown]

and yet it chooses to prolong our suffering

[orchid robin]

read above you donut

[slate crown]

ah

shit

[slim osprey]

Slow reading ass

[slate crown]

im doing irl shit fuck you

im literally doing my job as we speak

[placid sail]

ass to ass shitting

[orchid robin]

anyways, since i see nothing really changed here. Im gonna start packing up cuz tomorrow my free time is over and i gotta come back to the academy

[slim osprey]

Based ignoring job to talk on discord

[orchid robin]

dunno when the next pass will be

probably christmas

[placid sail]

do not become a femboy like the rest of Poland

[orchid robin]

i have physical exams to pass, i cannot afford to become one unless i want to lose this

and femboys arent exactly getting paid to be femboys

[slim osprey]

You'd be surprised actually

[orchid robin]

not talking porn

[slim osprey]

Damn

You could be making big bucks my dude

[orchid robin]

1k a month for now is enough

[placid sail]

maja can afford himself a new house every week

[slim osprey]

Aye fair enough

[orchid robin]

oh right i get paid to study here

forgot to mention

[mint mist]

??

[placid sail]

shush

[mint mist]

theres no money for food here

[placid sail]

it's not about you

[orchid robin]

you literally made it about maja

[placid sail]

shush

[west birch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1169969302397522052/1170386398407303278/cado.webm?ex=6558da46&is=65466546&hm=41ed86ad561c3fcd75093a5ac6912c37cf0517cd84b21368d9df1f5989ebe696&

[placid sail]

fall of the west

[slim osprey]

Billions must die

[placid sail]

billions must watch mukbank

[orchid robin]

god id rather parade for an hour straight

[orchid robin]

fuck i just remembered we will have a parade on the 11th of november

shite

[minor cypress]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRHhKe4CpoQ

Every quirky mf you see here

[fading shuttle]

Me fr

[slim osprey]

Couldn't be me

[minor cypress]

now to edit the rest of the video to just completely go to a static call of the void

[orchid robin]

that face is me, but i dont even pretend to be silly

also thinking on getting total war warhammer 3 when i get my paycheck

[orchid robin]

i stopped paying for movies the moment they started just rebooting old franchises

[remote vine]

I just go to watch the actually good stuff now

[orchid robin]

also

idk why

but ive got this feeling

they are gonna make a john wick 5

arent they

[uncut obsidian]

i never started paying for movies

[orchid robin]

true chad

though tbf ig in russia just offering some vodka to the clerk can get you a ticket

[odd sail]

the movies you want to watch don't arrive in theatres anymore

[zealous remnant]

I don't watch movies at all
it boggles the minds of people who want to discuss new movies with me

[past nacelle]

@odd sail

[odd sail]

hai

[orchid robin]

youre telling me The Godfather 5: Electric Boogaloo doesnt exist?

[odd sail]

for good reasons

[crimson flame]

is this real lmao

[uncut obsidian]

sometimes the clerks in the small neighbourhood shops can have the insanest connections possible

[orchid robin]

you didnt have any change when buying something and now the FSB is at your door

[uncut obsidian]

i watched a movie today that did arrive in theaters but it's from 2022

[odd sail]

is it western

[uncut obsidian]

no

[odd sail]

my point there

[uncut obsidian]

yep

maybe not FSB but you might get a visit

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/bullshit-lying-stalker-gif-21816569

[odd sail]

russian police: i did not get my daily 2 bottles of vodka at the desk, what seems to be the problem

[dreamy flax]

meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Hayabusa

[odd sail]

based bike

[crimson flame]

bulgy bike

[orchid robin]

well more like " i did not get my daily 2 bottles of vodka, time to arrest someone"

[dreamy flax]

https://api.alexflipnote.dev/sadcat/8FJgn1x8JAA_sadcat.jpg

[orchid robin]

so much shit i gotta take back, so little space

[crimson flame]

get your shit together

[orchid robin]

i have too much shit

[slate crown]

Duct tape your shit together

[placid sail]

shit your shit

stand up

and stand down

[orchid robin]

idk..it might look bad if i bring a duct taped mil uniform with me

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-and-morty-morty-get-your-shit-together-get-it-together-summer-gif-17788139

[slate crown]

[placid sail]

or sit up you motherfucker

[orchid robin]

someone might think i bought it and didnt kill someone for it

[placid sail]

sit up and stand

[slate crown]

[orchid robin]

backpack is full already

plus gotta fit the laptop and the boots

shit i should polish them

or imma leave it for tomorro

tomorrow

[placid sail]

today I learned

[slate crown]

[placid sail]

that polish people still have to polish

[slate crown]

[orchid robin]

listen, the thing that comes out of that tube polishes better than what i got

[placid sail]

polish polish polishes better?

[slate crown]

[placid sail]

hehe

[odd sail]

polish polish polish polish polish polish polish polish

[slate crown]

[placid sail]

english is such a retarded language

I love it

[odd sail]

yes

[orchid robin]

read rhymes with lead, read rhymes with lead, but read doesnt rhyme with lead and read doesnt rhyme with lead

[stone blade]

Gove cat

give*

[slate crown]

[stone blade]

picture of cat
need one for the group chat

[dreamy flax]

https://api.alexflipnote.dev/sadcat/oqhcDAQ9spg_sadcat.jpg

[orchid robin]

google cat

[slate crown]

Fat fuck❤️

[stone blade]

Nah yall got the good shit

[dreamy flax]

https://coffee.alexflipnote.dev/VQfzJ0Vvxco_coffee.png

[odd sail]

is that the dalgona coffee

[orchid robin]

you like caffeine dont ya

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-cat-mad-going-insane-going-crazy-gif-24274574

[ruby minnow]

holy shit its the polish femboy

[orchid robin]

thats maja

[odd sail]

yes

although i'm laying off of it for now because i developed tolerance

[sage otter]

No, this is bear posting hours

[dreamy flax]

https://coffee.alexflipnote.dev/Prv7apOI7Vk_coffee.jpg

[odd sail]

[orchid robin]

smh, instead of getting addicted and going harder you decide to maintain balance. What are you, conscious about your health?

[odd sail]

i dont see a single cup

[orchid robin]

look at woman

she has cup

[odd sail]

i need 2 women

[orchid robin]

there are 2 women

and one has cup

[odd sail]

[remote vine]

TIL elon named his AI chatbot grok

[dreamy flax]

https://api.alexflipnote.dev/sadcat/XlXW7xEBCuI_sadcat.png

[odd sail]

elon plays gamma confirmed

he has an account somewhere

on the server

[orchid robin]

probably got banned a long time ago

[sage otter]

He's probably a brainfart exile

[odd sail]

and he rejoined the server

[orchid robin]

and not in the glorious way

[odd sail]

[dreamy flax]

https://api.alexflipnote.dev/sadcat/I-1FZ9dtR6k_sadcat.png

https://coffee.alexflipnote.dev/YFYABu4H5D4_coffee.jpg

[orchid robin]

prob the "post cock and ball torture and delete the message thinking you are smart" kind of way

[copper token]

Dutyer?

Based

[slate crown]

p!lemon

[foggy mantle]

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[slate crown]

p!banana

[foggy mantle]

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[orchid robin]

hello there

brainfart exile

what did you do to deserve such a fate

[copper token]

I messed with mod, and he didn't like it

[cerulean verge]

Damn, still?

[copper token]

Josta didn't like my tomfoolery

[orchid robin]

fuckin awesome, i respect that

[slate crown]

[sage otter]

Well enjoy your time then

[orchid robin]

wait tho

messed as in annoyed or spammed racial slurs

[copper token]

This

[orchid robin]

cuz ive seen such cases too

[slate crown]

Both

[cerulean verge]

It was harmless really

[copper token]

Posted 1-2 gifs in general as part of a convo

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/both-agree-yes-good-gif-4591420

[orchid robin]

keep it up soldier, spread brainfart influence everywhere

[placid sail]

based alcoholic skynet: fuck you my pfp came before it's zoever, not changing it
virgin french grok:

[sage otter]

He has good potential

[cerulean verge]

Flatulence Force

[odd sail]

groque i taque or something

[merry pebble]

Welcome 😘

[copper token]

My power only grows

[merry pebble]

Btw its just not a few days 🤭

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-mr-burns-youre-here-forever-gif-4607884

[copper token]

Only if I let it

This is my main channel anyway

[merry pebble]

The exit is a lie. Just like the cake 🧠

[orchid robin]

the mod already forgot about you, and the ones who are active here enjoy keeping you here

[merry pebble]

Here have some nutriloaf

[placid sail]

you will enjoy it here

in the pits of shit

[merry pebble]

Just like Prison

[orchid robin]

woah woah calm down there buddy

[dreamy flax]

https://api.alexflipnote.dev/dogs/TBjFbiVwGGo_dogs.png

[orchid robin]

we aint all wealthy enough to enjoy shit

[copper token]

Oh I enjoy the brainless memeing, I just want to ask a question or two every now and again lol

[orchid robin]

oh

[placid sail]

just ping delight

what are you stupid

[merry pebble]

Ngl buddy. You get help here faster than #╓☢stalker-chat or #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[orchid robin]

for me it just started that i was scared of this place and when i thought about whether staying or leaving someone said "no balls"

[merry pebble]

Its a hell hole sometimes. Theres lockups, raids, cavity searches. But they do serve some good ice cream after

[crimson flame]

armored sea cockroaches

[cerulean verge]

I'm so poor I can't even shit

[copper token]

The yard has good equipment lol

[cerulean verge]

Can't afford the license

[placid sail]

you people getting ice cream here?

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-burn-wargame-fantasy-burning-gif-16670316

[copper token]

Probably, I just miss ma boy Grey. He was cool. And I don't think he ventures down here

[placid sail]

@grizzled meadow pezzo di merda, dov'è il mio gelato? Sono quasi due anni che sono bloccato in questo posto

[orchid robin]

born to shit, forced to vomit

[merry pebble]

Yes just dont ask where its from

[uncut obsidian]

by "help" you mean "kys"?

[cerulean verge]

Forced to breathe*

[merry pebble]

You can easily ping

[orchid robin]

oh fun fact

[merry pebble]

Isnt that helping too

[placid sail]

if your friends are not ready to follow you into brainfart

they not really friends

[uncut obsidian]

canadian healthcare

[orchid robin]

during bootcamp, it took 7 days before i finally dropped a load

[cerulean verge]

Retweet this tweet if you also manually breathe and it's draining

[copper token]

I'll just ping Mwadi for my role back when I have a question I need answered

[uncut obsidian]

@weary kindle you're not my friend

[merry pebble]

Atleast its free

[placid sail]

we're not your friends either madi

begone

[uncut obsidian]

im here

you're here

[placid sail]

shoo

away

[copper token]

That man sent me here. Couldn't take the joke lol

[placid sail]

into femboy stalker general you go

[merry pebble]

You dont just shoo away a mod. Someone spank his butt

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/spank-gif-18116954

[placid sail]

watch me navigate son

[orchid robin]

during bootcamp our sergeant had a saying "there are no friends, theres just the asshole from the bed next to you"

[copper token]

[merry pebble]

We are all born blind and dead and will probably die alone

[placid sail]

it's all fun and games until your sergeant says one day лучше нет влагалища, чем очко товарища

while looking at you

[orchid robin]

idk how you are born dead

[merry pebble]

My big thumbs

Its supposed to be deaf

[orchid robin]

thats just standard practice

[placid sail]

man you are dutyer through and through

[solar obsidian]

Dutyer

[cerulean verge]

Unbased Battle Buddy Disavower

[orchid robin]

why do you think i am in officer school? so i can immediately do the assfucking without having to go through it myself

[copper token]

Delight has arrived

[placid sail]

smart

[cerulean verge]

Your drill, not you lol

[orchid robin]

our lieutenant taught us that

[orchid robin]

hola

[cerulean verge]

LT gonna LT it seems

[orchid robin]

mi amo The fog

[merry pebble]

There are always officers higher up than you that will ass fuck you harder than you ass fuck the recruits

[cerulean verge]

"war never changes"

[orchid robin]

i respect that guy more than any colonel

[placid sail]

that's the main incentive for you to go higher in rank

gotta be at the apex of ass fucking

[copper token]

Before I graduated, I had like, 3 different branches contact me to see if I was interested in the military

[orchid robin]

thats where you engage in politics

[robust cove]

"Nie zrozumiecie 😔"

[orchid robin]

good to see you refused

keep it up

im not being sarcastic

[merry pebble]

That 5 star general means something else if you start counting "stars"

[cerulean verge]

I'm just joshing, they're not all the same

[placid sail]

5 star ass rimming

[copper token]

Oh I would love to have near unrestricted access to military firearms and heavy equipment, but at what cost?

[orchid robin]

yeah but ours was fuckin awesome