#🎪bruh-fart
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Who cares about the rest of the server?
Human nature compels me to break the chains that bind
"Through victory my chains are broken"
Cool reference, don’t get it.
Probably lame anyway.
Oh never mind that’s pretty cool.

What does this mean
Wh
Why are you on this server right now if you don’t know what this means
Although youre probably joking now that i think about it
No like contextually
I'm finally back in my holding cell
Freedom, literally here
Breaking chains
"The force shall free me"
Oh you’re a pretty clever one
Not whatsoever
I mean it used to control a large part of eastern europe and its German name meaning "eastern nation" and all
The mountain range made me think East Europe or Afghanistan. Too green to be Afghanistan tho
Stranger danger
The picture is supposed to be the largest glacier in Europe iirc
Sadly not as large as it probably once was, even in recent history
The white cum floating on the mountain
I mean I was still below the clouds when I took it
Oh wack
anyway I'm hungry I want more human flesh
Glaciers suck imo. They move hella slowly, but go nowhere? No reason to move?
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Ttttttt
that was random
I don’t care
hiiiiiii
hi madi
Seems like I can't change your nickname madirex
But your name is now Toonarmy
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Jakejake
SHIT YOURSELF
dpou, your new nickname is Right
ok
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Tank
crazy suppressed Bolt action pistol! used no slide to maintain a very low sound profile! really interesting
Vp9?
Veterinary pistol 9
A 45 is for sure still gonna be pretty loud
Cornball counter
hur is dis wot da assassins use
"yea sure dude are you going to buy the gun or not"
I think a ruger mk 4 would be hella quiet
If the bolt reciprocates it's not as quiet as you think
It’s 22, the bolt is gonna be making most of the noise
That part was accurate
Yes
Yes that was my point
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
Fallout 4 playthrough be like
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Why do you say hi to that image 
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Gyatt master
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@odd sail hiiiiiii
balls


👀
90% air
yos
Nah its just zoomer speak for gyatt dayum.
I came back from gayrope
welfome bakc it was bad
Fucking WIZARD master
That's just how orthodox monks look like
Catholic ones never had drip
Yeah but he died at like 30 x 2 + 22 so you know he had some serious wizard master powers
Everyone knows virgins become wizards at 30, but few have seen power on that scale before
sticking out you gyat for the rizzler
i'm gonna be epic gaming on my gyatt rizzler 9000
i love you
i don't
I can love you twice
i only love @uncut obsidian and @mint mist
can I smell your farts?
you heartless monster
are u geh
love me to please
im sexual for farts
I would love to smell your farts
deal
is this Black and White
@odd sail 🦈
no blahaj
fart in my face tank
AOM THE MIGHTIEST MICROSOFT GAME
p!kiss @odd sail
Seems like I can't change your nickname madirex
But your name is now Darkness

can I smell your farts?
das available only for @odd sail
if hes into that idk

damn, you gotta love me babe, let me smell ur farts
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ill get u a battlepass for feet pics
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I curse you with balls fall off disease
I think a whole lot could be resolved in the world if more people were this honest.
this is me when im in the skate 3 hall of meat mode
do you think insurance fraudsters are just in that mode IRL
:) my new pc has pretty psu cable sleeves
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the rizzod of ozz
there is no going back ivan
nvg's
buy the crap ones from sakharov and upgrade them
or use a torch
ill buy you stalker Gamma if you send me feet pics
actually thats better, send stump photos
yep
Never really thought about it til now, but I'd date a girl with prosthetics
Maybe she could peg you with her stump?
buh
😂 🙃
uWu
Juts caught my first rat of th night stalkers
we be eating good tonight rat stew for everyone
that's what i expected from a person named greenhonker
liberals cooking rats for dinner cause of the low environmental impact 
why you only posting that screenshot all the time? Is the full clip banned or smth?
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banger song
meta
with far out jokes like that I always have to stop and think if it's actually someone making a joke or I just think it's funny cause I'm retorder
omg vladi
gm 
serious putty
no no
its c4
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Fellow armsmen, I ask you,
Will you follow me tonight to break their spine,
And reclaim what once was mine?
Those cravens.
Backstabbed me, deceived me,
Never shall I tolerate their crimes again,
Now let the hunt begin.
7000 souls, scared and daunted, such tale of woe,
Not too long ago,...

Say whatever you want
the LoL music department make banger stuff
Alo
ALOO
Friends
Sam Trakhno
when they arent making e-boy bands or kpop
true
and these days thats almost all they do
bring back the pentakill days
couldve been cool running around with mordekaiser blasting pentakill but its not in the music setttings
literally unplayable
ty
literally me
literally you
witewawwy me(ow)
meanwhile somewhere in the dorms
they should have KS-23s
I should have a KS-23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sElu0bXXzM0 has to be one of the hardest songs napalm records have dropped
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unfortunately you're american
getting one will be hard
no 
But also chicken pot pie and coffee while its cold outside.
rats are cute
the diseases the wild ones spread are also cute
yes
fuck you
i will sit in bush
i will eat ze bugs
Armenia has the KS-23 in service, could you ask your neighbors if you can buy a few? I'll fly to turkey 
pitor
they're busy trying to get a new boyfriend to fuck their asses from westt
Get a bucket of water, set up a piece of wood or plastic to make sort of a plank, then put some cheese or peanut butter at the end as a lure.
Rat goes after the food, tips the balance of the plank, and drowns in the bucket. Never liked killing animals but rats can be a nasty problem where I live, especially around fall and winter
woops
wrong song
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the right song:
correct song
ye bucket trap pretty humane, can flood it with a liter of SF6 to make em pass out quickly, painlessly
oh so I can post the islamic song 
The rats around here are too smart for mouse traps, the bucket is the only thing that's worked. Drownings a hell of a way to go, always uncomfortable dealing with the aftermath.
they have adapted
Radical monolithism
real
Have you ever seen a moderate monolith?
May Monolith destory all infidels insallah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA65jX6JSHw type of shit I been on
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su25 better 🙏
fuckign watch me bro
if theres gypsies
bet I'm there
there is no gypsies in middle east
gypsies arent that bad
ok fuck you
I got rid of them
some gypsies ofc are beyond saving
never ask a woman her age
a man his sallary
is madi gey
and never ask someone from the balkans(and potentially turkey) why they hate gypsies
don't ask a Turk what they think about Syrians
true
kill yourself
you have passed the line
both live in Berlin
what? No
I'm a nationalist I live in my country
and I'm part-time racist
cmon now
wdym part-time?
my bad
you should be full time bro
wtf is an economyyyy 
weakest turkey enjoyer
being happy is as close as drunk driving
leave them in the bucket with no way out. once they start eating each other wait a couple days more. Once one rat remains you release it, since by that time it has developed a taste for it own kind.
Just remember, when you hear squeaks from the wall followed by munching, that you are to blame for this corruption of one of gods pure creations.
leave, we already have one resident turkish nationalist

i am hungarian
i just think nationalist posting is funny
hello hungarian, I'm @final cedar
why he rocking chris chan fit
Where's the necklace?
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Ooo this looks good
is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xl99qFlKBc Any good?
Part 2: https://youtu.be/LYkh6nr9rAU
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bulgarians are just mongols

Daddy, I want you, Daddy I neeed you., Inside me
mini workout
give me your third leg UwU O humbble n33t
shit how long has it been? buggo already buck broken after exile
femboyification complete
im confused what you mean by this
just like maya
MMMM BOOOYYY SMEELLLLLL
OKAY IM GOING TO SLEEP
GNIGHT PIMPS
@uncut obsidian can you mute @spiral stump he's creeping me out
States rights to what?
he muted himself

I'll mute him after he wakes up 
WHY
what did I do?
I wonder
What's wrong with you?
P!1984
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sounds like 
Buggo after they are caught having fun
we're just here to have fun aint we?
this is what happened to women who did math in 1400s
me everday fr fr

You serious? we just having fun m8. They actually love it
From power trip to power stumble
they don't
isnt that why the mute button exsists?
( block button)
I think its unwarrented.
You should mute them instead.
I have a warrant for your arrest
Hey you you gave me this silly role let me out! I’m so trapped and restricted and I’ve been a good boy!
Oooo Officer, im sorry. I can suck you off.
yeah
Yes freedom of speech I swear FR FR.
sir this is a private lobby
This prevents us from being animalistic barbarians..
Nope
go yell the nword outside, youre fine out there
I livr in the bad part of town but i will anyway
Post proof
sure
Nookie on a roll being too based
a shitpost outside of #🎪bruh-fart will result in your immediate banishment to here, forever
P!1984
Nerddd
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Okie dokie! Won’t hear a peep out of me, nosiree!
Right to shit post shall not be infringed
Challenge?
he wouldn't
Request
Seems like I can't change your nickname madirex
But your name is now Keystone
Why is this a 18+ channel if we cant post porn
Im gonna need diplomatic immunity.
Purely
1984
Gork approved (real 100%)
Lemme find something.
Not every person above the age of 18 walks outside naked
Just as not every channel with a 18+ mark is a porn channel
Its their god given right to
Because the immense amount of femboy spam would mindbreak the entire server before anything good would be posted. 

But grok will see and do the great 1984
Server immediately would turn into "femboy porn posting in brainfart" and everyone will forget about gamma
INSHALLAH!!
I'm already trying to forget about GAMMA
It will happen
Grok will see
He will 1984 it
All will be reset
Why is purge 1984ed
It would literally be 99% stereotypically discord femboy spam
I don’t know what porn I would post. No matter what I didn’t wouldn’t be funny.
It would just be porn.
Nah theres some funny stuff out there. 
mans getting philosophical
Like what happens when you steal lemons
Nothing would change.
I think the word “g a y” is counted as a slur
I'm gay
Damn its real
Erm… caught in 4k!
How come he gets to say it
Homophobic moderation list
Because im gay
But like it isnt a slur
Speaking of which can i say the n word if i put sand infront of it
what
Nah you gotta post skin color verification first to get the nword pass role
Thems the rules
No
sol got unexiled yet never left brainfart
I am dying rn
the pipeline
It is TOOOO COLD
has already consumed him
I’ve not a place to go
the men i made out with can confirm
But how did they know?
Where is their testimony
Californian rejects the 25C temperature
Where is their testicle
I’m seeing a lot of hasty rationalization here. Your honor, my client is clearly straight.
By seeing how your brain reacts to this
That’s just people wrestling
My family had a plan of going to Pakistan during the winter as a kid so we wouldnt freeze to death
Older me now realizes that plan would never work
Shit its 35f here and im chilly
"Hey buddy, i think you've got the wrong door the leather club is two blocks down.."
"Fuck you"
do straight people make out with men
Seems like I can't change your nickname madirex
But your name is now Strat
Hmm...if gachi posting is allowed here. What is the opposite of gachi posting
NOOOO
With the homies yes
In such case i get right to say it too?
HE FIGURED IT OUT
yes
IM STRA(IGH)T
I kiss my homies goodnight
you're not gay
you're homo sexu ell
Yes?
how many times to do you make out with your bros
Well, straight women make out with men. Checkmate atheists
Homo, works for me
The normal amount
Gotta be a bromosexual
If you kiss a straight woman, odds are she has kissed a man at some point in her life. Therefore you indirectly kissed another man
What is thag one thing where you are attracted to firearms
The guy on the left is Billy? I could never recognise
He sleep
Do I need AP to effectively kill Pseudogiants?
But it's an armored enemy is it not
Man my message has been deleted.. 😔
You are not exiled anymore retard
No it is a mutant. Also go be free
I feel like bloodsucker head would be insane
Lmao
Don’t react with the recycling thing. Makes me sad.
ask about it in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat
there's some real strong opinions on this
They don’t like me over there. Everyone knows me here as the cool attractive person who’s just very chill in general
#╟🔰☢newbies-chat is the chaos that should be here
Lol what
Here is orderly chaos
How long have you lurked brainfart? Its way better here.
Its the most recycled joke here lol
If asking me then a while, I've been yoinking memes
boy morning routine:wake up
day ruined

When I did it it was funny.
Hello fellow degenerates
Hello
Talking to me?
Shalom
Watch your tone.
Ooga Ooga
Returning to the swamp water where I belong. I might return tomorrow
Sorry I didn’t mean to be mean
Is ok
it was alex who gifted it
I would accept it 
Free game? Free game.

My opinions on the game are such. The Mom is hot, that is all. Goodnight
LMAO
man got the juju stick
Horb
Everybody gangsta until theres nowhere to hold yourself on the bus
@uncut obsidian you have that meme with most peaceful day in newbies chat and most violent day in brainfart?
and the bus driver is a fucking menace with the brakes
I have translation classes today and lexics
frfr
reasons why i hate commuting
it's in the pins
im pretty sure
@eager igloo ALOOOOOOO💗
Aloo
.
alo
nu kak tam s dengami
kak s dengami to tam?
P!1984 this pla
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Any romanians here able to translate
translate nahui
looks like russian elon musk
HOLY FUCK A TIME TRAVELER
Anyone knoe a good mobile ad blocker
uh
che?
Im going onto pretty sus websites to watch free movies at work or while taking a dump
depending on your phone, it’s not a thing
And i wanna be safe
Almost had a stroke when i looked at the timestamps and realized what i was replying to
Androido
hmmm
Pihole or nextdns
he got it
pee hole hehe
lmao
Put some respect on lil man, he puts in work stopping ads
I DONT UBDERSTAND!!
ignore
I wanna watch free movies withojt fucking ADS!!
it isn’t really a thing if i’m bein honest
Jow am i
mobile isn’t there yet
??? Just use nextdns on android. Super easy

damned if i open up
damned if i keep the lid on
Not thag i dont trust you
just learn how to willingly be numb
I'd prefer it if a certain group (not men) just minded their own fucking business
unsure if that was directed at me or if that’s just boil over
Women
Idk mannnn women are kinda wack
grand buff tarkin
$2 a month and minimal setup. Or you can buy and setup a pihole
Hell if you can install gamma, you can setup a pihole
?
link broek
sadge
Ingraining a deep fear of plastic bottles in my cat so when i point one at him he blinks at me and stops being a jackass.
Worth
Pepper aka pickles aka pickled pepper is scared of my Mrs new teddy
For some reason she has a thing with buying teddy bears at 19 each to their own
Dragging me into builds a bear for 2 hours though 
Very nice. The fat orange cat loves to be a jackass so every time i get on to him i either spray him or point a empty plastic bottle at him

So now i just point a bottle at him, he cringes and behaves.
how, you beating her with a bottle?
I could just imagine you standing threateningly pointing a plastic bottle and a orange cat being a orange cat
Literally just happened. He was being a jackass to the other cat
Garfield
reminds me of that one time a jackass I knew threw a bottle full of dry ice down our meadow and my cat who'd fetch balls and stuff would go after it only for it to explode 10-15m infront of her
Nah, just every time i get after him for being a jackass, i have the bottle and point it at him
Pepper is a fat bastard tho

Maybe an occasional bop on the ass but nothing brutal
you just pointing it sussing it out big time
He is a monumental lad. We got him as a kitten to be big enough to not get bullied by our first cat.
He just uh....kept growing
Ahhh, pepper was a rescue
Came in basically skin and bones
So she eats whenever she has the chance
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO EAT
Ill see if i can find kitten photos of him
I'm on meal #2 and I can't anymore
And if we try to limit her food she will eat mice
help
Fr tho eating do be hard
I feel like a fat oily worm
After the whole Covid I don’t even enjoy food the same anymore
I wonder if my tastebuds were shot or something
well, most of them died
Here is how he looked as a kitten
Aw bless him
you got major nerve damage due to the fever 

Yeah gizmo(orange lad) was a shelter kitty. So hes super food motivated.

you know the one about the grasshopper going into the bar?
Grasshopper goes into a bar. The bartender says: "Hello buddy, we got a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper responds: "||You got a drink named John?||"
is this german humour or what
He is goofy af
He turned into a dick after we moved for a bit, so he would find random places to sit and hiss
ye cats don't like moving I heard
Such as, the sink. The bathtub in the dark. The bathmat.
fucks up their routine
be happy he didn't learn that he can bite you here for max damage
Nah we never tolerated biting or scratching ever. They know better.
mom had a cat who'd fuck you up if you walked down the stairs and didn't keep alert
Hell nah
GammaPhart
We used to raise great dane and bull mastif pups growing up. Always learned you gotta train animals young or they'll be dickheads.
Teacher : does anyone know the answer ?
Ivan after getting killed by a PMC with 6 minutes left : WHAT IS HE DOING THERE MAN
Ivan smashing his desk in half after getting camped at emercom for the 900th time
Brother i'm in class I Read that shit I start laughing like a madman
Only to be impact naded at backpackless extract the next raid
Which is better to play in class
Tarkov vs ready or not
When you go to take train extract on interchange and hear rustling under the train
we going in with JohnB glasses on
Muted tarkov pistolling runs during class
With nothing but an sj6 and a dream
I agree
I'm ready for that TACTICUM armour. I want my legs destroyed by a scav with a 12g

lvl 7 armor to rival that of the stair railings in the factory office area
Dont worry, if they keep raising the armor numbers, maybe itll stop us from spamming their knees with flechette
What if, double layered armor
should be able to use leg armor
Wasnt that a thing when armored rigs first got added
at least a fragsuit or something
Leg armor, but you can't sprint at all. 
unless you pk 👿
Leg armor but you cant shoot
true tho
encase your pmc in concrete
iedy you remember when I made a presentation about tarkov in one of my classes? @narrow lotus
that was historical
Knowing the tarkov sweats, this would just lead to them carrying it in their backpack then fast equipping it as soon as combat happens. 
new meta is bartering skier for an 80lbs bag of quikrete then speed drying for fights
Do you say real or real madrid
spain isn't real
I thought france wasnt real
neither
Yeet

I killed one using the big fuck off HMG near the bridge
I felt so bad because every inch of him was loaded
From his inv, to chest rig, to armor, to backpack which had another chest rig in it
And i killed him as a scav
So i got out with all that phat loot
He even killed Reshalah because he had a gold TT
And a fuck ton of dog tags
I wanted to mess around on the machine gun
Saw a big helmet runnung and went BAABABABBABA
Thought he survived but upon basic inspection he was dead as hell
Armor shredded
Me frfr
The lecturer seems about as tired as us
lmao real
Also this is part of my accounting and finances classes
There are normal women, I think
Whaddaya even studyin
Though about half of the stream isn't even here
how computer turn on or how computer do bluescreen?
Finances and accounting in English, this is my informatics class
Coin goblin
All that slide just to say binary exists 
Goblin up deez coinz
Yep
so my group which is E+F is supposed to be like 15 people
and we are 5

My group is about 30 people, but the stream is about 150ish
what?

for me its seminars
going to the racist convention(we are very well known)
Russians think they're mongols?
Whad is this?
These are kazakhs
I legitimately have 0 idea who or where this is located
American
Nuh uh according to google maps it's tucked underneath Russia
Burger
I have ensnared the American
His carcass will feed my family for 15 generations
Technically bri'ish has the power to become a burger american, it's their final form
One bite of that concentrated fat will kill you
You don't know how compact it is
That's why it will be spread over generations
Bro
Now he is eater of the stars
I have no hangover whatsoever
And yet I don't remember around an hour from yesterday
Stop drinking alcohol myshinka, drink monster instead
real, blessed by god (of your choice) or science if you're into that sort of thing
Tell me about the Kazakhstan people
What do they do with their time
Is their land composed of sand, snow, both, or something inbetween?
I'm the only God I see up here
I will live forever
Still technically mentioned in the comment: God (you)
You will live forever off of the blubber of Americans
The oil can be eaten, burned for fuel, congealed into cubes
Ride horse
Are they yee-ers and Haw-ers?
No
Unironically what might happen if all the -Istan countries fused into one government and border
World souper power?
No
Militarily?
Is this because you don't want to have to call it "IstanIstan?"
Satanistan
Manistan
Banistan

ManWithThePlanistan
No
They look like Yee-ers and Haw-ers to me
No
Yes
Silence American
There's nothing "funny" or "ironic" about "smoking the meat pipe". You're just having homosexual encounters with strangers
These men have ridden horses from before there were American women to fuck the horses, don't Americanise them
🙇🏻♂️
TIL Catherine the Great was american
The Greeks thought it was funny and ironic and that's why the Romans killed them
I think
I dunno history...
I doubt romans could kill greeks
What did then?
aids?
True, but I mean militarily?
Romans were homosexual but there had to be power dynamics
hmm
That's the Greek's though
Homosexuality was respected only when you were the top in rome
That is verbatim what the Greek's did
Fucking your political rivals into submission?
The Greeks were more free with it
kinda boss move ngl
Fucking people beneath you/below you. Basically, Greeks had femboys before it was cool
Greece had muscular equals fucking eachother
They would also often be boys so 

man that sounds pretty fruity
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