#πͺbruh-fart
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dont worry, once episode 3 is out ill play it and stream it for gamma
Here's a MGE soldier who decided to join the SBD
cant wait for the 15 hour sex scene
I remember the atomic heart meme where the devs promised us 9 hour sex scene
It was fake
not this time bucko
9 hours is too long
Short*
maybe for a lil weakling like you
I only got 45 minutes
45ms.
We talking bout our experiences here?
cry
William Afton after murdering several children for some vodoo magic shit
(He needed more protein)
Also must caffieinate and wake up
Brother is Kevdog
Who
@thorny talon no, go on
Seems like I can't change your nickname falco94
But your name is now Mephisto
your new name is close enough
Alex kekw'd my comment, my night is made
shit my bad, ill remove it
i exist in his mind
he thinks im kekwing him, but he is the one doing it
i am tyler durden
whats the punchline
he has gone mad
Shotophopped
Mariah Carey breached the facility, she got out
nuh uh
Right, im pepega
kolerder exclusively gets his internet culture from newspapers, he doesnt know what scp is
I don't know who Mariah Carey is
Is that better or worse
The Daily Weeb
meeeee, sksksksksksksksks slaaay
Alex kekw'd your comment, your night is made
First one is impossible, as everyone here knows I can't get Ws
Anyway I'll go to bed now and think of this gif until I cry myself to sleep
Maybe think of real women for a minute
Why?
Any upsides
His ass is not escaping
Immediately killed
ive been banished to the shadow realm
this is my home now
im NGL if people could have eyes like that IRL i'd probably not survive social situations. i already have trouble with eye contact usually and her eyes IRL would probably make me instantly die.
not even for sexy reasons, they're just intimidating
staring contest rn, go
you win

I do good in social encounters
Eye contact is a bit iffy but only if i find the person attractive
people keep getting exiled to here
its my home
eye contact is good to assert dominance
welcome home
so for me the eye contact isnt even an issue of attraction. aspergic people tend to have issues with eye contact and honestly i have no idea what the reason for it is but i sure as fuck have that issue.
it makes me nervous to look people in the eyes. i can do it if i consciously force myself to, but it aint fun.
what about with people youre close to
Same tbh but i just truck through it
i dont even look my own mother in the eyes 90% of the time.
i look at other parts of the face.
oh thats concerning
at least you arent like looking down at the ground
being able to look at the face is good
yeah, i dont like, look at the ground, i just dont look at the eyes.
i look at the other parts of the face, just not directly at the eyes.
usually i look closer to the nose and mouth area.
yeah it's not a conscious decision on my part either, just something ive noticed i do.
lmao yeah
only time thats really worth making eye contact is in moments of intimacy, not necessarily sex though
or when you are trying to determine if someone is lying to you
thats when i really pay attention
Tbh got worse with covid
oh for sure, i 100% am very capable of making myself look at the eyes for purposes of gleaning information on stuff like if they're lying, or trying to figure out their actual feelings of a situation, and im sure i could probably do it in an intimate moment but that remains to be tested.
what im trying to say is, you shouldn't let not being able to make eye contact with someone be something that impacts your self esteem or anything like that
because its okay not to do it
eh, it really didnt for me. i worked foodservice and retail for all of covid so i had exactly the same amount of social shit i normally did.
oh for sure. it doesnt effect that.
for me at least.
my self esteem is not based around small shit like that.
yeah i didnt take other culture into consideration when making my comment, i forget
my self esteem is shockingly healthy in comparison to most of my peers, weirdly enough.
eating air
like, it's a realistic and balanced kind of self esteem level.
its been a while since i saw this meme
This game is rotting my brain. Coworker said he had to brb, his kid had a blow out, and my brain immediately went for the "Blowout soon stalker" memes
Am I banished forever
yes
who r u
tell me your sins
does the reactor psu charge my exo battery or what
Yeah
Special abilitity ZAPS people like the Anti United Nations zappers i have disguised as trees
Yeah
cuz i got one in mine blue helmet suit and its fuckin draining fast
You should tie electric fence cable around a baseball bat and have an insulated wire run down ur arm to a car battery
More portable
some dead island shit right there
Iβm just scarlett. I was just giving examples, wasnβt trying to make it weird or anything
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they should add a metal lathe to gamma i think
i need to churn out 308 brass like a mother fucker in order to use this God damned thing
Oh I asked how to shower in the newbie chat, after I said that nipples are radio dials when itβs cold enough
skill issue
Completely conscious decision to push the limits of the chat
So Iβve accepted my new home
its alright sometimes
Brother
they kicked me out because i was too awesome
In sin we bond
No
I'm too puss to step away from my honorary brainfarter status into real brainfarter exile
P!1984
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Falco said " final warning "to their last message in newbies
Thus giving him a second chance...
And uhh hot lady as a distraction
Sad it wasn't murder (in roblox)
@minor cypress check dms
I can fix her
cant even get my dick up or my battery
Welcome home
Thank you father
Chill out
At least you know 
Iβm just here for a time
goverment official you say
good thing im widely known as a fed
So thereβs a chance she will assault me?

It's a good song fr fr
leg
π
if you say other wise youre fucking stupid
No cap. Big death grips energy without the homeless screaming
Leg. I can game without legs.
Hello
in the face
It is cat hour
yeah i feel that too
How did you get that picture of me
Do I get a prosthetic
Leak the chat
Leak the chat
Leak the chat!

But falco might break my kneecaps if i do
worth
ill protect you from pilko



Its a good song tbh
andrewvasylenko
Was from deleted meme that got purged
nothing else? 
Not really a meme but yeah, I understand
Posted 100 times already
Yet. 
Nothing else

is four cats too much?
dick song
Penis music
Whatever you do - do not google
Jackal Queenston - Rubber Band
Why are the so many of just that cat

Cat gifs making me want to volunteer just to spend time with cats
What a time to be alive
least aggressive chihuahua
yeah i know what's aggravated. the assault i'm about to perform on your cock and balls.
Spooky timing
i knew this vid by the thumbnail. dude comes prepared
it wasnt a coincidence.
Love this guy
start running.
Nothing ever is


real

@robust cove
You made that way too quickly. The grass isn't your enemy. Touch and you will see
@fading shuttle have what i class as the highest quality japanese to english pun ive ever heard.
bro you think i made that?
lmao
I don't put anything past discord users
the skeleton with autotuned crying guy and poop sock caption is a meme i saw some weird cuck of a streamer called Hassan get bait and switched with years ago and then just remembered when you posted that gif
pretty sure its the same Hassan that Sam Hyde said he was going to kill at that boxing match, come to think of it.
ew
Meme-lore, wow Owen Wilson voice
I'm starting to remember why I hid this channel
ok? and
Makes #βπ°β’newbies-chat look sane
can we like
yes, and?
!votekick
leaning dream by clascyjitto
tick tock by joji
download
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1KYqH4vbvOct2GRGtsoCI2QN1C3s6mOh3
banger
Are cats okay? I'll go back to newbie chat if not.
!rtd
#πpets-posting would be more topical, but cats arent DISCOURAGED, i'd say.
Understood, have a nice day.
It's just a meme, try not to get offended. In short? The NFS Unbound soundtrack is definitely one of the soundtracks ever made.
real shit
make NFS great again
Only way to play NFS anymore is with Spotify Premium
agreed, and even then i regret purchasing NFS unbound because it's just really mid
Man, recently tried to replay 2005 most wanted
Reached blacklist 10 and got mega bored
Ehhhhhhh idk
The only thing aged pretty well is the police
there's been games that controlled better since, i agree, but i think it's still very good.
the police system has never been topped tho.
That art style makes it seem like they've run out of ideas entirely. Heat isn't even that engaging unless you just really love modding cars
penis music
Heat is garbage for car modding, great for making weeb car wraps.
They literally can't recreate the police system at all
Especially since they recorded so many voice lines for the police, to telegraph the situation and what they gonna do
the ONLY thing i will give Heat is that it has a really good decal system.
Eh, it expands on what I enjoyed about NFS 2015 so it could be worse
everything else is mid.
Funny thing
After playing unbound, i kept wanting to go play heat instead 
in terms of a NFS performance customization system it's aight i'll say that, but its not as in depth as i would want nowadays.
that said, in recent years i've dipped my toes into actual sim racing shit like DIRT Rally 2.0 and damn dude i cant go back to pure arcade racers much anymore.
also modern NFS games not having passable wheel support is ASS and unforgivable
I do have to like, convince myself to want to play Heat. Otherwise I'll just jump on Driveclub or GTA. I can agree with that though. Sort of ruined arcade racers for me since I played so much Gran Turismo sport and got semi serious about getting good
exactly.
also playing dirt rally awakened something in me i didnt know about NGL
The sloppy steering feel of NFS is my biggest complaint. DIRT is great though. One of the few racing games that's challenging and can't just 1st place 1st try every route
like, im not kidding when i say i do want to do rally shit as a hobby someday, and i happen to live in an area that has a VERY notable rally circuit that makes a stop here every season.
just FINISHING first try is a testament to skill.
Rally is a beautiful sport. I'm glad it pulled you in.
Same with horizon 5 for me, the handling just lands itself perfectly in the middle of a sim-cade, where you can feel the cars weight and know exactly how it will behave
Tbh it ruined other racing games for me 
helps that i live in Maine, so i legit could participate with a legal car and a two hour drive.
some of the biggest rally organizations come to Maine at certain points every season.
i also have a legit tarmac racetrack VERY close to my house.
Very true. So many DNF when that Forza Horizon Rally expansion came out, the first one. From what I've heard the greater New England area is very popular for Rally and Rallycross alike. If it weren't for Giorgi Drift and Group B rally I wonder how much of a car nerd I'd still be. Probably a lot, would have just hit later
YOU CANNOT NOT POST THE CARGO PANTS, COME ON
I don't have it to post
Took forever for me to work out wanting the feel of Forza 4 while playing other driving games. Felt so nicely dialed
legit all i'd have to really do to compete in rally or my local speedway's stuff is get a car that can drive faster than my 98 corolla i drive day to day, get it safe to race, buy safety gear, and sign up. and honestly ive really been considering it, it'd give me a really good way to get outta the house as well as a way to spend time learning more car shit and bonding with my dad and older brother.
only issue is money.
Who are you? And what is your committed crime?
oh shit a new exile? better give em the greeting.
posted a meme then said im shivering in my boots because i said l dont care didnt ask saying stilll stands
its a mod server still dont care didntr ask not active for a reson
oh yeah btw who here plays OSRS? anyone?
shiver double intesifies
I'd say go for it. I wanted to when I was younger and still do but regret not getting into it earlier. Even if you can't get anything that quick, you'd be surprised how much things come down to weight distribution and simply driver mod/understanding your chassis. I'd recommend anything RWD since understeer is a bit hellish when learning to autocross
Was going to, got like 10 fps tho so went back to Anomaly at the time
excuse me what
Not active, bro you're a rookie
That's being active already
how are you getting 10 FPS in fucking RUNESCAPE
Sounds like my experience with tdu solar crown 
Omg I'm dumb I thought you meant the SoC mod nvm
asked for mod setup help when i first joined and was in vc like twice thats about it
shivering in me timbers
it would come to be known, this was not bout it
Talked about shootinga in newbie
You can get away with that here
But not in newbies or stalker chat
Josta sits in there 24/7
Full
P!1984 zone
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literally less than a half page of messges but aye that do be active ig
I dont get what you expected tbh
Exiles gonna exile
You probably did it when VC XP was still a thing
@grizzled meadow
Kind of a funny setup this server has. Anyone can hangout in the dungeon here but only the exiles are forced to stay. That reads way too edgelord for how it was supposed to come off
π€·ββοΈ
i was banished because i was right
And you aren't allowed to be here if you are under 18
they couldnt handle the truth
Can we have a weenie hut juniors version
anyway, @cerulean verge ive been training Fishing and Cooking in Runescape while this conversation has been going, and ive gotten a little over 12k xp in both so far. bout 6k xp an hour. we making that PROGRESS on this account. working up the ranks to make that MOOLAH
This is basically Australia
Where we send convicts to live 
and then there's me, who came here willingly as an immigrant.
still haven't sent a single message in any text chat except brainfart to this day.
thus keeping my status as the Ghost of Brainfart
Let's hear the truth, why are you here?
i forgot it happened like a week ago
here i can answer that EZ. "i got told 'donacdum' and i acted dumb."
same as the rest of em
Not bad
./nameme
What the HELL is this channel
Gee, i wonder why
ohhellno.degenerateofyore., your new nickname is Jericho
huh
Il canale dei meme
Dracula flow 4
I noticed as of now
ITS OUT???
Seems like I can't change your nickname s5yn3t
But your name is now Ford
Bro it's literally that pic 
kinda interesting that it chose Mephisto, short for Mephistopheles, one of the supposed demon princes of hell in catholic extrabiblical literature.
wonder what it'll give me.
jaboopy, your new nickname is Rachel
poopyhead
looogic, your new nickname is Werewolf
It's random 
Oh wow
Seems like I can't change your nickname s5yn3t
But your name is now Contact
bro they had to fucking temper my power by making me have a boring name to offset my incomprehensible levels of quirky
big smelly
she will no longer let me hit because i am no longer goofy
Bro just nostalgia flashbacked me to being 8 years old playing RuneScape with my cousins. Good times man, good times.
ew i hate date/month/year format month/date/year superiority gang
ohhellno.degenerateofyore., your new nickname is Bucks

OSRS exists and you should play it.
Virtual gulag lol
I have never played RuneScape, should I try it?
this random name list make us mil sim LARPs, im done 
nah
no
its not as good as it was
if you like grind games, fuck yes. and it's even better nowadays IMO because if you actually grind the game you can make enough gold to go infinite on membership with normal ingame currency.
Doesn't have the same kick as when we were kids
I think you've convinced me. Would be nice to have a casual game that doesn't spike my blood pressure.
its like a 2nd job now
Back in my days the popular shit online was... I think Habbo, I don't know if you know about it
Or Metin 2 and the whole series of games with that kind of gameplay
habbo raid
Ah yeah the pool, of course it's known
It's calming I'd say. That nostalgia factor is big though cus it's like the only thing there was to do besides use Aimchat back then lol
looogic, your new nickname is Bian
ik about Habbo, but only apocryphal stories about it. here's my genuine advice on OSRS tho. get a friend or two to play it with you and chat about shit and knowledge share preferrably, makes it more fun. also keep in mind the game is very easy to run and you can very much AFK a lot of shit and just click the thing now and again while you play other shit.
dd/mm/yyyy superior
the game is far deeper than you'd expect, but not until later.
π€
This dude just got in and is already hated
Brainfart is the perfect place for him
Europeans got something right
and also keep in mind that OSRS is like, ENTIRELY grind, so if you dont like that dont play it.
Day/Month/Year just makes sense
@cerulean verge uhhhh someone marked my room
That's a rip
Keep yourself safe buddy
ok
Nice knowning you
ah fuck the tarkov cult is gonna get ya
I hope the OK means "leave him alone"
Im gonna breach your door buddy
mwadi is gonna get floated down the river on his mattress while he sleeps tonight
Just like tarkov
About RS in general to answer to everyone: I'll pass
there's no "OK" on any other door
Nice knowning you
Lorax type shit
hai!!!!!!!!
Buy a grenade and pull the pin if your dorm gets broken into
The empath in me is stressed for you
TBH i will say that i agree on the day/month/year format making more logical sense, however i have used month/day/year for my entire life and i will not be changing it unless i have to.
Good
In the meantime
Is bro living in customs???
Does mobile character progress carry over to desktop? I'd guess not
I will never be changing
No matta what
Force me to ill still use it
Im no commie
RS mobile and desktop are the EXACT SAME ACCOUNT AND WORLD
no, forest
Does that abbreviate to any slang in Russian? Weird that it's in western script
Best reality
That's awesome
ye.
Nuh uh
livin in the little cabin on woods
hiiii
OSRS mobile is literally the exact same game and servers, just on your phone.
hi
it's just "ok"
You literally are sleeping in the marked room in dorms. Hope you hid your Bitcoin
don't tell them about my 100BTC stash
ok secretly means ΰ€ ΰ€ΰ€ΰ€²ΰ€Ώΰ₯€ in hindi
and fake passports
me if i was lobtsa
original mix: https://youtu.be/5pKr9KZTL9o
Stop camping abandoned town
The similarity between the maps is actually quite odd
ok secretly means
its literally only the lake lmao
JETS ARE LIKEWISE :WICKED:
jetssssss
black and white, equals have tolls need about beingats
Eh, close enough
these SCAVs are annoying smh
Very cheeky, not very breeki however
im cracked on osrs 400m bank
ballin
no el suck me
no yae'ur ugly
what the, petition to get this person banned please guys
Damn that was quick
wtf did you order
Sell*
expedity of mind or accusions are
WE ARE INKKINDS AFFECTKINESS. FAINST
sold his used socks
We make, not spend
"worn during workouts"
JK this is huge cap
week worn socks, smell like a corpse $1000
Reminds me
I should change my socks
im dumb i dont speak shakespear srry
aaaaa same!
@uncut obsidian he setn the n word
nugget sex doll with surround sound orgasm speakers pulsating ass
?
uhhhhh nerd react

unhinged babbel
Warned shutup7784 for: nword in a meme
Warning: 1
yaY~!!!!!!!!!!!!
jfjdevinc, your new nickname is Meow
NO
dpou, your new nickname is Daman
NO I WON'T BE A CATBOY
Relax liberals.. it's called dark humor
shut up
grrrrr....crackers
nina is the n word in spanish kick him
meow :3
Seems like I can't change your nickname madirex
But your name is now Natural
AAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH
unironically uses "liberal"... bro you really oughta go 
jfjdevinc, your new nickname is Bolton
the bot gave me that name as my naem
im a natural
Bottom
its ironic usage
dpou, your new nickname is Coco
Relax liberals.. it's called being a grown up
shut up
can we get this homophobe out OF THE CHAT
i dont undesrtand
Being scared of houses isn't a phobia.. liberal.z
cant expect much of a man who jizzes on his wall, he posted pics of himself yesterday
hobophobe
its to save on paper..
ahhahahahhahaahhaha
he loves the environment
true 
I posted a pic of my setup and some mod thought a stain on the wall was cum so he muted me
Liberals..
self-projection
i fucking love this chat theres so much autism its making me hard
go jerk off then
dont have to tell me twice 
the jelq master
Furries = zoophile
I had no idea who this is and my only exposure was the wholesome memes from here so I have gained resistance to malicious kys messages.
the fort-17 ADS broken for anyone else?
everyone
okay thanks
Fail no nut November?
You must be an old head if u don't know LTG can I call you unc???
You sound wise old man
I live an exciting and eventful life.
qt
dpou, your new nickname is Bluesky
First time playing in a long time
noob no point now too late
game will be dead
and single relationshipally
ye on first day
dpou, your new nickname is Stories
Never read anything on the internet in your own internal voice.
About that..
Rip

dpou, your new nickname is Madness
Playing Runescape for health, not the progress
dpou, your new nickname is Italia
should i turn basic tools in for a quest or keep them so i can craft my own stuff? long game speaking
Iβm playing loner on story mode, I havenβt gone past Rostock cuz my cheeks got clapped and now Iβm like shit
send pic of ur loadout
You can flame me all you want for taking an actual photo with my phone but idk how to use the print screen shit or where the pictures go
Iβm just finally upgrading my shit. Thatβs the armoured leather jacket. Not the regular
Idk where to find the things so I can equip artefacts tho, so they just sit in my inventory
you need a good suit
Move the pistol to the Bino or knife slot
Move the SKS to the weapon slot
What does moving the pistol and bino stuff around do?
where are u based???? what area
makes it so that you are able to carry 3, or 4 guns instead of just 2
Let you have 3 weapons equipped at once
what else?
Iβm currently at northern farm above rookie village
Didnβt know that was a thing, cool
good suits will arrive when you are able to make medium armor repair kit
then you can aim for either a wastelander
or a voyager
which has 5 belt slots
both do, wastelander needs an upgrade to get 5
go to great swamps do some clear sky missions, you will kill renegades and some military guys in the missions, make sure u have multi tool, dissemble all ammo ur not gona use and repair their weapons an armour, go to stashes when u get them from completing missions
π¨π³π¨π³
after that go Rostock set up like a mini base there until you get dece armour weapons then u can do miracle machine brain scorcher then go north
It's called dark humor... liberal
Islam isn't real
Ahh you know dark humor
You aren't real
You are just pixels on a screen
Oh wait this is brainfart
I'm going back to newbie
Infidels!
make me
why are u exiled
@grizzled meadow
Again I posted a pc setup and some dumbass mod thought there was jizz on the wall
Mods
Crush his skull
Realest shit I posted
oh hey look a Niche Internet Microcelebrityβ’, i wonder if they're the cringeworthy attention seeking twitch streamer kind or the niche but high quality video game review youtuber kind.
Josh sounds like a beta name. Unlike me the alpha/sigma
so you dont know who exiled u?
jaboopy, your new nickname is Scarlett
bro what the fuck
why does it keep giving me actual IRL women names
its grooming u
fem boy
i refuse
if the shoe fits
you are named scarlett
bro i am like a size 12 mens american, that shoe does NOT fit
youre the size of 12 men?
Jesus Christ how big are ur socks
3 on a good day
Who said my name
apparently above average. the average is lower than i thought NGL.
small
dpou, your new nickname is Fart
Iβm exiled for talking bout nipples and asking how to shower in newbie chat
Niche* not Nice
maybe stop posting in there
Learn 2 spell m8
where were u

fuck you autocorrect
nice
Who are you?
Yessirrrr
maja
Ah
jaboopy, your new nickname is Bigjim
Hi Maja
that works
So now I just reside here and hope for the best with the answers I get
hi
dpou, your new nickname is Maggot
i can vibe with Big Jim
any hot fem boys in here
no
I thought that was
good I get nervous
A certaun other word for a second
there's several femboys known to exist in this server, however their status of being hot is unverified.
@summer trench
I was busy following the path of Buddha and reaching enlightenment
big Jim what a name
yer darn tootin.
You're like 8 months late mate
dpou, your new nickname is Donovan
aaaaa fuck
Nah uh old head
get so many likes on hinge an tinder little do they know Iβm sat on a gaming chair with a headset on talking to fellow autists
Go tend your grandkids
nah but answer the question. cringey microcelebrity like Vaush, or the cool kind like Fred Knudsen or Mandalore?
shut up 
A secret third thing
dpou, your new nickname is Shane
Bigjim
irrelevant?
Shane
Pretty much
fair nuff.
This place ain't what it used to be
it fell off
Being exiled is like being in the night's watch
mostly because im here
Brainfart has fallen
billions must die
Billions must brainfart exile
I got sent here from newb chat thought it was gonna be fun here
the brainfart pilgrimage
Don't get your hopes up
I chew on a 223 round everytime i get bored
dpou, your new nickname is Tuan
imagine following what #βπ°β’newbies-chat says
iβve found that birdshot shells are a bit like gum
make brain fart great again
no
canβt make something great again if it was never great
yes
bro vored that burger like that guy from the japanese burger king commercial.
As much as I would love for that to happen, it is impossible
suppose u canβt polish a turd
what is burger king
the worst burger
some guy on a plane
whopper of shit

i knew that
Ooh
http://www.facebook.com/thenowcorporation http://nowedit.com/ http://thenowcorporation.tumblr.com/ https://twitter.com/#!/thenow now. the now corporation EAT LIKE SNAKE BURGER KING TV COMMERCIAL
Yo dude what are you chewin?
Birdshot
bonus Metal Gear version. https://youtu.be/VYn4GE2M_ss
What a thrill...
Started working on this 3 years ago as a project to challenge myself, then dropped it, and now finished it.
Made with Source Filmmaker
Map, animation, additional props and edition by me
honestly it sounds like a brand of chewing tobacco LMAO
You can't stop me discord
how do you know hes gae
Homosexual behavior
seems prejudicial but ok
It's okay, I'm homosexual myself
i used a big word
haiiii ilyy
ah
cute pfp!!!!
I'm taken
and?
dpou, your new nickname is Trouble
OH
Don't tell a married man you love him
wish i wasnt banished man
i will
what did u do
are you a geologist?
what
fuckers dont like silliness over there, ive learned my lesson mods let me back
answer the question
Mods don't like silliness anywhere
are u sure? 
ok i believe you
Not as bad as when Aldo was around
im definitely not a geologist
mods dont allow silliness but they are inherently silly
yes
@scenic sable Is he even alive at this point?
u sure about that?
he deidddddd
RIP Aldo
my bed time now 2:30 am in the uk night π donβt die
He will be missed
yeah fuckin positive i barely made it out of high school dog
are you a geologist @bold locust
its 3:34 hrer
ill die
π€
idk man u got exiled, that seems like geologist behavior
wait does that mean im a geologist
i was exiled several tiems
are u exiled now?
wtf is exiled
no
covid hit, online school was bullshit, focused on my job and smoking pot instead
Why do you hate geologists
EWWWWW junkie
why do u ask?
i hope mods dont unexile u
that sounds like geologist behavior
Curiosity
yeah fuck you too
virgins
dpou, your new nickname is Showme
thanks
are homophobic slurs allowed here
no but HOBOphobic ones are
if not pretend i called you one
You should spam them

wont do it then
Won't make any comments on that
you should @ them so you can show ur appreciation
funny how its not allowed here but in gamma the russian voice says the word in russian
Doesn't have the same connotation in Russian.
cope
Russian bias
dpou, your new nickname is Mentor
War Thunder reference
yep
hey peter
ok
Brits don't have souls, though

fuck around and find out
Go ask in #ββ’stalker-chat
he doesnβt know your character always looks like that
Mask mandate
Stay at least six feet away from other stalkers
amogus
joerogus
hey peta
The animal rights people?
This is much funnier than it has any right to be
So that's where the beef went
its all wizard ppl doing's
Loners sneaking past the Cordon Checkpoint
The voices in my head when a Stalker rifle buts me and steals my gun
(I'm going to kill him and all of his friends to get it back)
#Boston #italian #italianfood #comedyvideo #comedy #massachusetts #hispanic
I always wonder who consumes this kinda content
I do not picture someone of high status
Youtube seems to think I absolutely love Vtubers
Sometimes I forget there's a person in here, not just a meat computer
Can't leave autoplay on for long because it eventually leads to some Vtuber clip. But I don't watch Vtubers





