#๐ชbruh-fart
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spice7, your new nickname is Fletch
thats fire
you make and sell arrows
dropping your phone on your face xtreme edition
caj, your new nickname is Splash
oh fuck yeah
a fletcher is a person who makes and sells arrows, therefore this is your nickname because you make and sell arrows
Couldn't find anything on Fletch
Couldn't find anything on Guro
๐ Gore ( | ษกoสr )
- The shedding of blood resulting in murder
- Vice president of the united states under bill clinton (born in 1948)
- A piece of cloth that is generally triangular or tapering; used in making garments or umbrellas or sails
- Coagulated blood from a wound
- Cut into gores
guro is just japanese version of gore
At least he asked in the meme channel
same
yeah, because he was exiled at that time 
otherwise he would've posted that in #โ๐ฐโขnewbies-chat 100%
did you grant him freedom?
No
nvmd 
PV for caliโ gari's song ๆญชใใ ้ก(yuganda kagami) off their ใใญใขใผใทใงใณโ VHS.
ไฝ่ฉ:็งๅ
ไฝๆฒ:็งๅ
Not my rip.
what
idk cali gari first thing I think of when guro mentioned
I think he's made it the longest yet. Smart guy, not making a fuzz, changed his name
if only he deleted his history 
he already just said that freedom may be zoophiles
Not wrong
he will be back
this is just a start
A flesh is basically a pig
Bloodsuckers i don't even know, i just know the first time i saw them was in Dayz
hi luis
man stalker newbies gonna give me early onset dementia
Hi Nina
That's why i hide newbiechat
zamn
I have no ideas why I tried to be active in there today
cus falco doesnt wanna do it proper and just xp boost me
you still got the newbie leaf
I wouldn't be surprised if all 3 were men
jackpot indeed
wait is that Logan Paul 
Guys i think that's a dead body
@stone blade
nuh uhhh, 
i love aiming my crossbow at a river/lake
its a real game trust me guys
SAME
I feel bad for the poor shmucks who fall for the penis enlargement pill ads
find out why this game is a must: ๐
this game will make you fucking CUM so hard you will shit out your liver
shit man need a game like that
most of those ads are targeted towards Straight people, not so much gey people
That's how you know it's a trojan 
I wish I had a courtroom style drawing of this pic
Fallout / skyrim
nah, not even close
well look no further...
low prices VIAGRA CIALIS discreet shipping
Desperate people
Downest of the bad
just shows straight boomers have it so god damn easy they never had to deal with something as bad as fake ads
the next level of evolution
i prefer fine dining in bed over sex
men
I much rather go for Bussy than for pussy
that's short for Bulgarian pussy
ewww
Ew
idk ask Ivan
cooties
its a poster, my bf actually ordered it, its gonna go into the living room
Oh thank god
you mean fb?
sadge that its nor real
I really gave on humanity for a sec there
what ?
they wouldn't accept you anywayys
shut up ;c
your femboy
Start your own dip
Boyfriend
It's on sight maja
dip?
Shit
you the fb then?
real
Metro when not all gey men are femboys
how gey men talk about their feelings when no girl involved?
who makes the drama

yes drama
And quiet
pillow bite 
puts claymore in pillow k now im ready
If you dont cheat you're not trying
of coures im not trying, i want to lose
Never played dark souls unfortunately
But jesus christ the lore
yeah first ones kinda bad
where?
your local top
what lore
Souls lore
you wake up braindamaged and just kinda stumble your way to godhood
Lmao
Hello chat
go camping on the way
Vidya punching the air rn

vaati is currently travelling to his house to tie him to a chair and force him to listen to the entirety of the lore
metro will most likely die of sleep deprivation before vaati is finished
These are the theories I currently believe are the most valid.
โบGood streamer https://www.twitch.tv/39daph
โบGood editor https://www.youtube.com/user/xricsx
โบGood artist https://www.instagram.com/devlinart
TIMESTAMPS โผโผโผ
โบ00:00 Why do they call him "Big Hat" Logan?
โบ00:17 Who is the "Chosen Undead"?
โบ00:47 Is there a world outside Lordran?
โบ01:2...
oversimplified smut, gimme that detailed shit
12 hours
so there was those dragons right? And we kinda stole their campfires now they didn't have anythink to cook their glizzies on and this one dragon was like: "can I join you guys" so he did and then they forgot to refill the fire and it went out but not completely cause one guy still has a bunch of matches and he can either go simp for the busty camp overseer by giving up the matchsticks (we're not supposed to play with fire) or make a new fire (with no supervision). Some talking frogs on the way
Dark Souls from its gameplay to its story, the trilogy is filled with exceptional content and has been coined as one of the best series of all time. Today I want to examine the game's lore and not retell the game events but also critique them along the way and see if they truly are some of the best stories of all time.
_________________________...
3 hours not that bad
Those mushroom guys are so goofy yet terrifying
what's the deal with dark armour knights? They just go full aggro on you for no reason
yep aand she gave birth to priscilla
nah, she just left
where too
we never get confirmation that gwynevere died
right
Ngl cruelty squad lore makes this shit look like toy story although they're very similar
if we take dark souls 3 into factor, she moved and became a queen
Broken man ascending to godhood
Too tall
think she got that cloaca action going on?
no clue, shes both furry and scaly
cant tell

i mean as long as it's consensual
still would
scalyyyyyyy ew
I don't fuck with boob feathers
hold tail for max grip
it has been a great conflict in the community as to whether the fur is actually part of her or is just her clothes
Definitely the former
"Diversity"
nah fuck THAT
Needs like 30% more mud
This is my intrusive thought everytime im in a car but this mf is SENDING it 
Just a good ol boy having an afternoon
Need to get some value outta that brush guard
250$ landcruiser with the natty v8 that will take 1 1/2 batteries to start
Land cruisers suck balls
looks pretty poggies
nah fuck this
4.2L V8 pushing a whopping 200hp while draining your local gas station and your bank account
guy I sold it to ripped out the engine and put a 2.2l sprinter diesel in there. think he using it for safari type tours still
Animating that video that won a contest was the equivalent of going Kaio-ken x20 so I physically shut down for three months and had to animate this to derust
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MirabeauStudios
Twitter: https://twitter.com/MirabeauStudios
Merch: https://my-store-c7e7ae.creator-spring.com/
#b3d
#hatsunemiku
#ultrakill
nah
i am going to say the line
Gamma 1.0 lookin great
Can we make this a server sticker? please and thank you
DICK'
What's the lore on the kamala meme?
too aggressive
Dong
too vietnamese
hell yea babbyyyyyyyyyyyy
dont worry about it
hi john
I'm ngl that scene did make me kinda sad especially with the music
usagi1030, your new nickname is Mighty
spoiler alert
So I wanted to know, whats the deal am I actually stuck here forever?
Idk
Maybe
The Conch will decide your faith, tomorrow
Am I allowed to tell people that leaving and rejoining gets rid of exile?
lol id rather not anger the moderators and actually get banned lol
Like I actually enjoy this server
pensive6045, your new nickname is Jabber
I thought it permaban you 
So lol, I wanted to wait to ask, but I couldn't help myself but ask cuz it kinda uhhhh Dont wana think about it heh
Like that's how that one guy went away for awhile
kissed boys
I mean why permna ban someone when you can just mute them and laugh at them while they cant do anything but watch ๐
Probably could even make a bot that auto mutes you ๐

I guess ill check in tomorrow to see what the counch says
xD
hiiiii
ughh say hi backkk!!
damn, still banned from installation help. hope this install goes smoothly then
Hello!
yay
TBH i dont know how I didnt get here sooner but ive learned my lesson ๐ No more HIP posting lol but ill leave that
also have this banger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmAOBbUiZcY
Provided to YouTube by CDBaby
Obey the Moderator ยท Optimus Rhyme
School the Indie Rockers
โ 2006 Narcofunk Records
Released on: 2006-01-01
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gnn
how to say ,, please unban me here's me feeling remorse '' without saying it directly:
is there somewhere i can check or someone who has an answer for how long it'll be until support channels are usable again?
been like 48 hours
lol dont put words in my mouth honey
smh whatever
if i can repel a DDOS i think i can handle installing a modpack on my own
ok
ok
projecting much lol
good timing
๐
Bitch im drunh as shhet
eww!!
white girls after 2 beers
1 beer, take it or leave it
Finland vodka
Greatest thang in the world
valid
that literally nothing
omgg can i have it?
ohhh cool u bought a vpn
oh i forgot he blocked me
how long is left on the exile clock
Idk
I wasn't the one who exiled you
๐
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afaik !k98, !openAL and the texture lod thing are the most common issues ive run into
in the event i run into something else itd be nice to use the support channel thats there for support
oh god this guy has worse opinions about lgbtq and furries than i have about america, that's pretty rare
or for the exile system to just ban people from talking in general, idk man, shitty system
ALCOHOL
cyber bullying
breaks the rules, complains about the punishment
Shouldn't have talked offtopic in newbies
owie, he doesnt care either way
Literally me
Same tbh
Its 2am, my shift has ended
spinnin off these percs like im a laundromat
why would you love a clanker
not another nitro kitten
pensive6045, your new nickname is Dollars
im gonna kick you in the shins
all my homies hate clankers
aight gn for real this time nerds
D:: even bullied mods
He's different
huh
I can fix hiiiiim
whos another nitro kitten
goodnight!!!!!!
clankers are unfixable, only good for scrap myshinka
you're funny
I liek falcoengine
i prefer sugar free falco
Falco likes faith so that automatically makes him better than the engine
what's happening with my pc, unpaking just 10gb of winrar files to my desktop takes more than 10 minutes, it was much quicker before waaaaaah
Im turning into meow
viruses, your pc has aids
My brain
and ligma
Its leakint
eh? the only ,, viruses '' i have are from koalageddonv2 but i think theyre false positives, or something
/sarcasm
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Ur cringe
he sound like the actor i forgot the name of (the famous black actor, last time i saw him he was in shawshank
your mom suck me good and hard through my jorts
kill that bitch next time you see them
if you're feeling generous
Wtf are you people on about?
nothing
Good
So glad I started this
Handys? Nice
arent all of the installation folders and instructions just on the github?
Nuh uh
If anyone wants to watch five nights at freddys DM me
arent all of the Gamma installation folders and instructions just on the github?
For what?
brisket taco?
for... Gamma?
Wrong channel bud
well i cant use any others so...
Could've thought about that before posting whatever got you exiled
Bigger question Forrester how did u join on like october 9th and not have the mod installed already?
But yeah just follow the HOW TO INSTALL and you should be good bro
Shouldn't have been stupid I guess? Idk what to tell you
Like why even join GAMMA if you aint going to play it
for brainfart ofcourse, he is just shy and doesnt want to admit it
wtf 26715371ยน523 blocked messages
Gonna savour every moment once im out of this shit hole
Some people come for this channel
I mean BrainFart is fun, but Gamma posting is fun too
i didnt but ok man
as if, you will come back for more
how tf you became exiled again?
And get banned lol
is las vegas in the desert?
constant shit posting, i was kinda suprised it wasnt sooner
More about "hello Daddy UwU Give me your :
yes ?
eww
yes
@heavy peak
Get ready 
Should of taken a screen shot
oh boy
THE COWARD DELETED IT
There's a hole in my favorite pair of socks ๐
mods can still see it
mods can still see deleted messages bro
usagi1030, your new nickname is Gerard
Does he not know everything posted is recorded in metadate?
i forgot how petty the internet is
We can see the msgs

What'd he post??
lmao
ready the gifs, his ass is dead
He said he was gonna ban evade xD
he's a little pogchamp
God I FUCKING love Gamma Discord its fucking the most halarious shit post centeral and I fucking love it
this is the only channel
been a while
Brainfart is love, Brainfart is life
It's shitty all right lol 
p!lemon
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so we going after folks who role evade next? 
Basically GAMMA is a 2 for one, its the best Discord experience and the best STALKER experience. @final cedar
usagi1030, your new nickname is Tank
Why you calling out @solar obsidian like that 
omg!! @remote vine haii;333 im into tanks owo
why you pinging me for
what tank makes you the most dimonds? I love the T34 even though its a peice of shit
oooh hes typing
it's tree face man's tree face
with how cool the community is outside this server its baffling to see the contrast inside of it
dimonds?
to be real
whatever
which tank do you see me as
man continuously fucks up, breaks rules and social norms "i cant believe how bad this community is"
Rock Hard, LIke an errection inside of you
https://tanks-encyclopedia.com/ww2/NewZealand/Bob_Semple_Tank.php
New Zealand (1940-1942) Tractor Tank โ 3 Built Few tanks have achieved the level of notoriety and even scorn which has been cast upon the โBob Semple Tankโ. Few lists of โWorst ever tanksโ miss it out and it does seem perhaps a little ungainly at first glance. As such it is ignored for what [โฆ]
already got exiled
now make a reddit post on how bad this server is
want me to tell you how to get out of exile quick?
I already helped others before you.
e?-
how the fuck did you even get exiled
wonder if the people that actually behave normally have the same opinion or is it just because you're malding after getting exiled
the giant tiger tank from company of heroes
the one that takes up shitload of resources
political in newbie chat, the usual
lmao
he even knew he would get yelled at by admins
@fallow trellis Did I mention that I like rocks? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geology
Geology (from Ancient Greek ฮณแฟ (gรช) 'earth', and ฮปoฮณฮฏฮฑ (-logรญa) 'study of, discourse') is a branch of natural science concerned with the Earth and other astronomical objects, the rocks of which it is composed, and the processes by which they change over time. Modern geology significantly overlaps all other Earth sciences, including hydrology. ...
@uncut obsidian can u teach me on how to play cs
@wide basin
im busy
Stand still when you shoot, figure out recoil pattern
also skill issue
That will get you out of silver atleast
it's easy to learn
i have like 1500 hours in cs
just because he's russian doesn't mean he knows how to play CS. That's just discriminatory
yes it does
smartest us army soldier
every eastern european on an intrinsic level knows how to play cs
nice movie reference
man I know but we can at least pretend it ain't like that
Okay boys, have fun. Im going to resist posting for now lol
resist what now?
Pink? It's brown to me.
city skylines
adn hep layed it here
and holy shit my screens just went black, with some random long text in 2 places, then suddenly everything was on one of my wscreens
and i had to reset every single program to beable to use it
i tihnk i really have a virus
Agreed

anyways gn
Skill issue
KILL S5, YOU MUST KILL EXECUTE THE EXILE
Sleep is for the weak
is this the alt that was supposed to avoid exile
Why is this getting posted so much lol
It's funny
probably not i dont know what that means
Honestly I'm just happy I managed to force a meme for a while, if it dies that's cool with me
alexthedegenerate meme midwife
Force deez nuts
oki
I guess?
That's me
Take him where?
yes
No
๐ Las vegas ( )
- Largest city in nevada; located in southeastern nevada; originally settled by mormons but is now famous for entertainment and gambling and general excess
๐ Nevada ( | nษ'vรฆdษ )
- A state in the western united states
perhaps?
i'll use it so much
Can't believe they made new Vegas into a real thing
๐ Exile ( | 'ษgzaษชl )
- The act of expelling a person from their native land
- A person who is voluntarily absent from home or country
- Expel from a country
- A person who is expelled from home or country by authority
you banned from using it
Couldn't find anything on Dimonds
ugh
man you just a little dummy pogchamp aren't you?
๐ Diamonds ( | 'daษชmษnd )
- The area of a baseball field that is enclosed by 3 bases and home plate
- Very hard native crystalline carbon valued as a gem
- A parallelogram with four equal sides; an oblique-angled equilateral parallelogram
- The baseball playing field
- A playing card in the minor suit that has one or more red rhombuses on it
no iactually meant dimonds
whats what umm
x
this
Why is the first definition baseball related and the second is actually diamond related
๐ Stop ( | stษp )
- Put an end to a state or an activity
- An obstruction in a pipe or tube
- The act of stopping something
- Prevent completion
- The state of inactivity following an interruption
i wonder what if
Maybe the plural form is throwing it off?
๐ Cock ( | kษk )
- Faucet consisting of a rotating device for regulating flow of a liquid
- The part of a gunlock that strikes the percussion cap when the trigger is pulled
- Adult male chicken
- To walk with a lofty proud gait, often in an attempt to impress others
- Obscene terms for penis
faucet :wicked:
gunlock :wicked:
That's a silcock you fool
Couldn't find anything on 1984
Define tool dumb
Couldn't find anything on Nolife
Couldn't find anything on Fahrenheit 451
Couldn't find anything on Maja's life
๐ Falco ( | 'fรฆlkoส )
- A genus of falconidae
Couldn't find anything on Gamer
Ayy, @sage otter got it
I'm proud of you for atleast knowing books
Books are fun
1984 is a good book 
Couldn't find anything on Autoerotic asphyxiation
Fahrenheit 451 is better, fight me
I love the moment they realise Falco was hidden behind the painting
๐ Cum ( | kษm )
- The thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract
Ugh.
๐ Corium ( | 'koสriษm )
- The deep vascular inner layer of the skin
Not the answer I was waiting for but i'll take it
huh
To be topical
Couldn't find anything on Pulping
what does it mean to pulp a book
๐ Sex ( | sษks )
- The properties that distinguish organisms on the basis of their reproductive roles
- Activities associated with sexual intercourse
- All of the feelings resulting from the urge to gratify sexual impulses
- Stimulate sexually
- Either of the two categories (male or female) into which most organisms are divided
/define tryhard
do you want to escape brainfart prison?
An attack in Super Smash Bros.; To perform this move, you must wind up Donkey Kong's regular "B" button attack, and then unleash it on unsuspecting players.
[Aww fuck] man, why do you always have to donkey punch [me when i'm] trying to get back on [the edge]?!

Couldn't find anything on Donkey punch
Youโve been abstinent for over a week, swollen and aroused you stand as your mistress genuflects
before you and takes you all in, deep in. You cum in endless waves, faster than your mistress can
swallow. The cum now flows out both of her nostrils; the path of least resistance; eyes watering she
suddenly blows it out, splashing cum in puddles over the concrete floor; now leaving her with a
sensation in the nasal passage akin to involuntarily snorting salt water.
OMG I think I just [cummed] through my [nose] like an [angry dragon]!

๐ Genuflect ( | 'dสษnjส,flษkt )
- Bend the knees and bow in a servile manner
- Bend the knees and bow in church or before a religious superior or image
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Falco bot is knowledgeable
๐ Falciform ( | 'fรฆlsษ,fษrm )
- Curved like a sickle
Didn't know it was used in english aswell, cool
๐ Rude ( | RYd )
- Socially incorrect in behavior
- (used especially of commodities) being unprocessed or manufactured using only simple or minimal processes
- Lacking civility or good manners
- Belonging to an early stage of technical development; characterized by simplicity and (often) crudeness
- (of persons) lacking in refinement or grace
shturman???
I dont know what that means.
bandit lore
Oh, I cant be bothered with lore.
spend his whole fucking paycheck on the SVD but not with the pso scope
It's the thought that counts. Also Ammo is expensive.
this is a shitpost for ants
Open to original scale smh
Doesn't get clear on mobile
bro, you should've proofread it a bit more closely
I'll delete it since none of y'all can zoom 
TL:DR anyway.
tiktok attention span 
Has the layout/style of a zoomer. I would rather not get dumber.
i am ignorant on what the fuck that is, what the shit is that?
illegal is what it is
Mazuriยฎ Leaf-Eater Primate Diet is a complete life-cycle primate food formulated to meet the needs of leaf-eating primates such as langurs and howlers. These high-fiber primate biscuits can also be fed to other species of primates such as gorillas and orangutans when a high-fiber diet is desired.
DON'T TRY IT
ban this man
Have you guys heard the new term... Zilenial?
what the fuck
what it mean
and retard thought he can get gains off of this shit?
It's in between of millennial and gen Z
have you seen gorillaz?
The band?
Still dumb
we don't need people sporting 400lbs of muscles
I need 400lb muscles
I wanna teach gorillas how to lift so we can finally witness one at full power
we have the governator already
Imagine some dude with 6'2 bulking on gorilla chow weighting in at 400lbs, not even bullets will stop him
no
Harambe already died for our sins
Add a gorilla chow ballistic plate on top of that
^
This but hairier
YOU LOOK LIKE A SLAB OF FUCKABLE MEAT
are you?
everyone acting as if his name is adam lightly press or smth
Adam gently-run-your-fingers-through-my-hair

Couldn't find anything on Hwachae
Wtf
ok robbaz
Not entirely lore inaccurate tbh
Dumb bot
gotta getchu some bucklington
ok Michiko
uwu
rockets??
yay
I laughed harder than I shouldโve https://fxtwitter.com/chillextremist/status/1717778913387245866?s=46
โDad, what was it like to drink the original 4loko and rip juul mango pods?โ
This guy... this fucken guy
I donโt even think Juul pods even existed when 4lokos was still around
nope
I live in socal and never heard of a scooped bagel
googling it
it's literally
just
Yeahโฆ so you paying full price for uhhh half the product?
sigh
Iโm not gonna say โwhite people thingsโ but
White people things
This has to be satire
Californian things
Because if you go to a regular bagel shop and you ask for this, theyโll probably give you the โeyeโ and say wtf
I will beat him with a scooped bagel if he comes up to the 916
oh fuck he does
Like no Asian place will serve him that
Sorry
nah it's fine
lol
the dude who took a piss right in front of me though... like yeah nah
that was... uh
I know too much
Lmaooooo
I found a funny while skimming yt vids
Iโve seen some nutcase activity in downtown la
Avoid Long bitch beach
Itโs half homeless
Half nice area
this was over on the Long Beach Blvd west to east metro... fuckin uhhh yellow line whatever
or green
i forget
can we add this to a p!bussy command 
Ima take a nap, got work in uh 3 hours
aye
Goober?
I havenโt seen the show so I donโt know the main mc

wait this ain't a weapon made from bone and flint?
gusher? Hardly even know her
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๐ Twist ( | twษชst )
- Twist suddenly so as to sprain
- A sharp strain on muscles or ligaments
- Cause (a plastic object) to assume a crooked or angular form
- Twist or pull violently or suddenly, especially so as to remove (something) from that to which it is attached or from where it originates
- Form into a spiral shape
Couldn't find anything on Bussy
๐ Ted ( | tษd )
- A tough youth of 1950's and 1960's wearing edwardian style clothes

explain please
how do you fuck up the string scale it's...
okay so the strings on that bass, are being wound short
that blue stuff shouldn't be in front of the nut (the white thing)
this is why luithers charge a bunch, btw
typical setup is like... 75 USD
to 120
depending on the instrument
Hell a fucking GC tech would do kinda better
wait so he got strings which are too short and he tightened it so much that the blue ended up being dragged across the nut onto the fretboard?
no, he got the wrong strings, that blue stuff is just the leader
you'd cut the excess off
leader means?
oh so these are supposed to be past the tightening screws and trimmed off?
fud. buy a 1998 mercedes with service papers and it'll run another 15 years 
boykisser bought a 2013 tho
that blue stuff is like just so you can thread the strings through the posts, then adjust the amoun of wraps around the tuning key post.
uhm
hold on
oh I get it. So they just barely held together and ripped after being tightened
that I am not sure
mochimochi6233, your new nickname is Manager
I don't think it ripped these strings have a solid core inside and tight wrapping on the outer layer
some people shouldnt be allowed to have money because they do things like this with it
I don't use that brand of strings
@dreamy flax
so uh, apparently there's a group of people that breaks into people's rooms at night in our dormitory and just stares at them until they wake up and the security guards can't do anything
what the fuck
whatefuck 
top kek
I knew me boobytrapping my apartment door was sensible
this is what i was talkign about ,, how can you just normally walk around ther ewithout being scared ''
apparently some of them somehow got keys to like every single apartment here
you could leave the door unlocked and lay on bed without pants, freak em out
learning to defend yourself, since humans are kind of apex predators, is a good start
because one girl said that she woke up to her room being completely messed up but the door was locked
like they don't do it to steal or do sexual things
at least they arent malicious
setup a cam
they just break in, stare, sometimes mess your room up, and leave
this shit will probably not end without injury to someone
get pepper spray or some shit if youre that scared to sleep
no animal should be afraid to rest
nah pepper inside is stupid af
respirator solves that
also better than just stabbing someone
your bedsheets going to be tainted forever
yayyy i'll sleep so much better when i'll know that i can always wear a respirator and blind the enemiess
"adequate" in this sentence means something like "right in the head"
ok next to the bed is differe, i thought they were just at the doorway. next to the bed is asking to be fucked up
oh! i just woke up, let me pick up my spray, also while doing that i'll slowly pick up and equip my respirator, while the opps are right beside me
i dont see you coming up with solutions
boo be scared of my sprayyy!!
cutting charges aimed at the door
just complaining
now we're getting somewhere
make improvised explosive charges, and put them on the top door, making them blow up once somebody opens them?
you stole that idea, doesnt count
OC or no C
you don't have to improvise shit, get a class 2 license and you can buy them from the gov directly
they dont sound like explosives
no but fr, span some food wrapping across the room
so, they just outright run, a pepper isnt realyl gonna help, considering youre still gonna be scared, and all they'll do is run away, theres no question about ,, can i defend myself from that person '' as theres nothing to defend yourself from '' they're just scary motherfucekrs
won't see it while dark at all. Freak them tf out
the real and only answer is that if the authority figures of your campus refuse to do anything, the students should take matters into their own hands
is food wrapping the invisible thing that dogs get stuck on
YESSS BECOME SHARLOCK HOLMES
REMAKE THE POLICE SHOWSS
boo suddenly it'll turn out you're suddenly in a shining moviee
havent watched TV in 20 years and youre a good example for why not
already happened like a year or two ago, someone was enabling microwaves in the kitchens at night and doing something to them which basically made them blow up
what the fuck kind of insurgent college do you go to
and since we don't have CCTV, people decided to do night patrols in the kitchens
russia
how these folks end up in university surprises me
money
blyat
hunger games for fun
right the college of russia... smh
CellophaneCellophaneCellophaneCellophane
i mean, a specific name of a university in russia won't really tell you anything
it being in russia is enough
@uncut obsidian do you have knee high socks?
Yes
is mwadi a real person?
Why
Man, I'm now realizing something
non-lethal devices are your best bet. if the students breaking into people's rooms think its funny to do so, they wont find as much humour in it if they get injured because of it
MORTAL KOMBATTTTTT
I heard some very loud and fast footsteps in the hallway outside my room at night today
Didn't think much of it
bruh

lol

Like someone was sprinting at max speed
drill holes into walls, put a dentist wire inbetween walls, make them tripppp and FALL DOWNN AND GET CRUSHED SKULLS yayyyyyy
if it's any consolation they'll be too freaked out to try it again today at least
or get dentist wire on the neck height, make them slit their throats wowie!!!!!!!!!
since we go with home alone logic why not put a water heater on the door knob so they burn their hand when they grab it 
yesssssss
paint bucket on a string
become the guy from the last of us 1 that booby trapped the whole city
some airsoft guns [800 fps or higher] will also break skin at close range
yeah if only the university would allow that
but they don't
it's russia, just get a surplus AK 
if they dont want to solve your problem someone has to
does it matter if they would? what are you gonna do with that pellet gun, you already know that:
they get in a room, sit on a chair beside you, wait until you wake up, then run away
once you wake up, youre scared, it doesnt matter if you shoot them or not, because they'll run away either way
get a cat, rotating chair
all you have to do is lie and say they tried to attack you
the resulting pellet gun wound in their abdomen will provide evidence to support your claim
or rubber bullet
just leave fent around in the room
i mean if you really want to brutalize these motherfuckers
idk
ooh, another fun idea
i dont understand whats the point of the weapons, madi wont be able to do anything before they even run away
you underestimate human reflex
they'll literally evict you from the dormitory because it's against the accomodation rules
tape a balloon to the door, stick spiky taps on the wall so when they open the door it pops
yeah, and there isnt even a single situation where it'd be useful
is bear mace against the regulations?
i know for a fact a Nerf sword isnt
make your place 1:1 replica of chris-chan
bro if you use chemical weapons inside you gonna fuck the entire floor up for days
AAA buy a lot of gumsssss and make the floor out of gummmmm

they'll be traumatized
OO break your mirror!!!!!!!! shatter all the glass on the floor
could put some if this action on em
not only them walking on ti will wake u up if the wear boots
but if they dont
their scream will
or idk dress up like pamperchu
you gotta think of smth that makes the room livable for yourself after 
she can clean up the uh, glass, in the morning
use the project zomboid strat :wicked:
let's be logical here, the doors will be single cylinder locks which means your key stuck in the lock will not allow someone to push theirs in
i have a legitimate plan if youd like to solve this issue. well within university regulations
like 2 weeks ago this happened





