#🎪bruh-fart
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(political)
||Rather hamas than Israel.
if you know about the history about that situation and the history of IDF crimes, you know||
cursed
y'all need to learn how 2 bucket
Least high freedomer

the only drugs ive taken are vitamin c gummies
flintstone multivits
idk but the bong holding it sure got smoked
true
your pfp affirms it
am i supposed to set up some sort of a spot for traders to drop shit in?
no u shouldn't have to, lol
where is my stuff tghne
Ain't no way you put the fucking Hamas anime girl pfp on
are u using like actual items to trade or just silver
And I can barely see
regardless u need launch pods to trade with ships
yayo
otherwise they cant get ur items and wont trade
Idk man
but if the drop pods are dropping and the items are just straight up not appearing thats a bug
no??
they still take my items
i get no rewards
well obviously
then ur getting trolled

u have more problems with rimworld than i have ever had i swear lol
At least I've never installed an anime girl or furry mod
its not obvious for me i havent done bing bong
cuz for ship trading it should just be drop pods dropping with ur stuff
usually people use 1 bowl and dont drink the water
learn
dont drink the water
the lil thing the weed goes inti
whatever holds the green is the bowl
but thats the bong
bowl can be fixed to a bong or a pipe
what did i do to deserve this
ass even

oh the bong is like the thing u out in ur mouth
exist. yours is a vile presence.
bong is the sound that tells british people when they have to take tea break
you got the big bong in london
your majesty theres a second bus
huh
link your twitter
why are you posting stoners
goofing about
What the fish is on your Twitter history
no
i like seth rogen as a person but god his writing style in movies is fucking atrocious lol
ahuhuhuhuhu
DUDE
WEED
AHUHUHUHU
the sole good movies he wrote for were this is the end and superbad
thats it
yeah
i mean
simon pegg is fucking hilarious universally
imo
good writer too
think he's the exception
him and ricky gervais
basically
oh no i moreso meant his hosting of stuff and his presence in shows
rip bober
hands down best award show host in history
yeyeye
LMAO
i mean
after IT Crowd
that was his peak
it's been downhill
he's funny still
but
fell off for sure
my dad oneshoted diabolus
his armor broke tho, somehow
and it turned out the psycast i picked for my main amge is useless
eh, i can serach them up or look at psycasts page but, id ont wanna spoiler myself
fair enough ig
and even if, u can look at tress, and it can sound cool but be useless
that sounds goofy af
idk i prefer the rimworld route of manmade bionic horrors beyond comprehension
pollution and cyborg camels
2hr refund
waht
played more than 2 hrs?
Big boobs
What
bottom text
Not enough of them in brainfart unfortunately
Damn nsfw rules
we should open a gc
Looking up big boobs in the gif finder doesn't even show Uni 
P!bigboobs
Either furry artist
Or like specific fetish artist
p!boob
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Deploy the updoots
ew
What the fish have you done to have such a large amount of money
Lil guy
Beheaded
what the fork
Actual photo from the french revoultion
Hey it’s okay buddy we all know your a bit of a special one 
Aye football
If we win this we go to euros so it’s a pretty big game for us
How is a twitter acc worth more than my car
Gonna online stalk you when i get home
There us nothing like seeing a diver giving shark belly rubs
im sleepy
Who even makes shit like this
Schizophrenics should've never been given editing software
@quartz ridge
I have bad news
born to say "oopsie daisy"
forced to "my bad gang"
FISH
Dont talk about your mother like that
i will do as i please
The whales are contained
that was a good one cmon
almost as good as your mother was in bed
Yes
@pastel quartz, casted out a line... You caught a Common Tropical Fish 🐠
This item was added to your inventory.
You must wait 19 seconds to use this command again.
@pastel quartz, casted out a line... You caught Trash 🗞
You go throw the trash away.
Your fishing rod broke! Go buy a new one to start fishing again
best way to live 🔥
Are you sure you want to purchase Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50?
Purchased Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50
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p!fish
@final cedar, casted out a line... You caught a Common Fish 🐟
This item was added to your inventory.
Your cats are yelling at my fish
Remember to feed your eels
I heard one of these dumb idiots outside my house one night as a kid
Scared the shit out of me, I thought some woman was getting stabbed
embedded fail
Dyuck
Californians spreading to other parts of the USA, combined with the music from "The 10 Plagues scene" of The Prince of Egypt (1998)
post setup pics
I'm living in dorms so it's not optimal and I have to set the vertical monitor at an angle to fit
but I can see this being useful down the line
If you get a handjob from a deaf girl is it a handjob or oral?
the meow mix omlette oh hell nah
tbh probably pretty good if you are a cat

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bruh
fermented with the spawn of satan
ehw that loos like diarrhea
HE'S USING CODOMS AS THE SPOUT FOR THE GASSES
my GOD
For the love of god, the condom diarrhea wine
this is bacteria that will kill you
but not the cobes
because he's a bacterium himself
that's only just the tip of the iceberg
i am already watching a lore video about him
of course he is
why are it always that kind of people that want a goth gf
I hVe become eepy
Destroyer of sleep
Weird people
firearms will never tell you no or that you are wierd.
Me asf
Higachi grill
music is bussin
Event has loaded and everyone's ready to race
Wednesday 1am, steam does the maintenance

He better check in
otherwise I am going on a mission to safe our resident brainfardters
😠
nothing ever happens
wrong
don't argue with meeee
no
forg
blobby forg
That kind of forg sucks in air to stay under water for a long time
Literal air head
Anyway, it's Tuesday
manual breathing
i am content with this
many frog
that is plague level of frogs
Behold, frog on frog combat
They just kinda bump into one another until one gets tried and leaves
womp womp womp womp womp
pov, you enjoy clear sky early game
i think the only reason i dislike great swamps is because i have ptsd from doing an ironman run and within prolly 100 feet of the clear sky base entrance i immediately died to 2 chimera
literally threw my headset when it happened
It's just the giga radioactive water that annoys me
Forcing you to take the long way around to do shit
Or almost dying, running through it to get a stash
i got over that
Also, frogs in space
he spin
they're researching nothing, dude just thought it would be funny to look at froge jump in zero g
I mean what the hell can you actually learn from space frog
"Yeah it floats around and doesn't know what's going on"
"It immediately enters fight or flight because it can't comprehend the lack of gravity"
honestly i'd pay more than just taxes to have an establishment to 0 g with cats
I wonder how they simulated 0g
that made my game lag
They go really high in a plane and then start dropping. You get brief periods of weightlessness.
ye
hmm
There’s no simpler way to replicate zero gravity because we live on a giant rock that constantly pulls us. The only ways are to move far enough away, or to fall a certain speed relative to your surroundings that causes you to float.
@loud night (.bplayz) has been muted for 14 days for reason: Jumping around voice channels and playing earraping soundboards
Everything else has issues that make it less useful for science.
Some institutions use water to simulate low gravity environments though.
Not no gravity though
I suppose with neutral buoyancy it’s possible but that’s hard to consistently do with anything alive because living stuff breathes and it’s mass changes constantly.
drink some water and go back to sleep
i hate crumbs in my bed, and i know some of you touch starved bastards would def try and screw it
I immediately finger the entity to establish whether it's some weird woman covered in crackers or some eldritch cracker entity that probably has no coochie
those are poptarts sir
not crackers
like i said, touch starved bastard

poptarts arent even food,
it's a horrible thing, but I love horrible harmful snacks and sweets
theirs a reason why the EU doesnt sell them
they're pretty expensive in my parts, but it's for the best
i havnt ate poptarts since i was 15, ya know, cus i grew up
I mean it's not healthy food no, but does that matter when you're wasted at 2am on booze
it'll taste like the most amazing thing ever
same thing with nutella, if it had been cheap, I would have probably died already
true
i have to lock my cabinents when i go workout cus we smoke weed before and after and when i get home i demolish everything and weight 10lbs more than what i did the prev night
never seen any
they arent rare here but i still dont get them because the temptation is too much
they're usually in "import sweets" shops which has stalker prices on everything
sidorovich prices on poptarts
yup
never saw an import sweets shop
I did an experiment with some dark chocolate baking chips and had a little layer of that and nutella and pnutbutter to make my own crappy reeses
slash me laughs condescendingly from the capital
this recipe is actually fucking awesome btw, have tried this
nerd reaction
it kinda
i just froze it
As did I
different peanut butters prolly
it fucking sucks using an electric stove
reeses is a very tasty candy, too, but as rare as poptarts
😦
two burners are fucked off already
natural gas 
not with these fucking idiots that live here
Skill issue
they'll blow up a house with natrual gas
while peanut butter sweets are very tasty
straight peanut butter on bread is a torture device
I dunno how you gun people eat that, must be something to get used to
time to start the beginning of fahrenheit 451
I never tried peanut butter
peanut butter is nectar of the gods
imagine peanut halva, but moist I suppose lol

i mean the amount of people who actually like to eat peanut butter like i do is not a majority
halva?

sheltered much?
people like peanut butter but i grew up eating it for lunch so it has ruined me
what
what generation are you again? Zoomer?
pb sandwiches
bruh, halva is our thing, if you haven't had it, either, that's on you
wdym your thing
come on, strain your femboy mind
you're american

it's good in small portions and used sparingly
Oh, what now?
nope, never tried
well you know, it is true, I'm from Missouri
id slap some between oat bread and just eat that for lunch for the first like... 9 years of my life
but some slav heritage and shit
you need a fat serving of nut butter
peanut butter bussin
cant skimp out
this statement brings me much discontent
dude, either you've been fixated on cocks from the get go, or you're really missing out on sweets
I like not to choke to death, you'll be deep in the chunky pb
halva is dope shit
maybe
LOL
or my family just never bought halva
it's a super common thing, unless I dunno, easterners hate nuts?
and i don't have big money (for now) to buy halva
😐
bruh
I'll kill you for neutral reacting
dude's planning big escape to his sugar daddy in Europe and don't have a hundred rubles for halva
smh
That's enough to buy a pack of dumplings with potatoes
👀
beef
Bouf
it's made out of nuts tho
so very nutritious
I have priorities
also yeah, you can be weird about it
Whose?
you just hate us don't you?
I'm just good at saving money B)
the best one is peanut halva in chocolate glazing
I am trying to like ya know show a kind gesture in culinary sense, because I like cooking and... I get shot down... damn
surprised its not hazelnut
Ion wanna waste it on some halva
😦 meanie
i prefer sunflower seeds halva
granny
lol
I prefer sunflower seeds
have never seen someone type granny so fast
two grannies
lmao
"grow up"
I just have immediate fucking flashbacks of my childhood village and grannies sitting around and eating sunflower seeds
and SPEWING THOSE GODDAMN SHELLS EVERYWHERE
LIKE ANIMALS
babushkas
im glad to see sunflower seeds are as hated as i hate them
im from brazil
unfortunate
spin


No horny for you bz11k 
frick you nut eater (different ones)
Not enough mental issues
idk i got a laundry list going
need more psychosis
Cakes of light would be something Madi would be into
A what
psychosis speedrun moment
a word of advice from uncle busy
don't do lsd if your mental is fucky already
trust
oh ik lol
i googled it
fuck you
(maybe)
p!urban caakes of light
No results found.
p!urban cakes of light
by blthrskt
coffee and cake light
a really long [Red Light], u can sit there and [have coffee] and cake at [the stop] light before it turns green for you to go on your merry way...
coffee and cake light
Person 1: The light at this [intersection] [is mad] long...
Person 2: Yeah we can [have coffee] and cake before it turns green...
Person 3: Run the damn light, it's broke...
:thumbsup: 7 :thumbsdown: 3
?
📚 coffee and cake light
coffee and cake light
a really long [Red Light], u can sit there and [have coffee] and cake at [the stop] light before it turns green for you to go on your merry way...
duty propaganda
The Cake of Light is the eucharistic host found within Thelema, the religion founded by British author and occultist Aleister Crowley in 1904 and some neo-Gnostic religions. A common "cake of light" contains kamut flour, honey, a few drops of Abramelin oil, olive oil, beeswing, ash, and sometimes particular bodily fluids such as semen, menstrual...
nope
lol
what do you mean by that
Wanna play the cookie game?
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
Skill issue then
hahahahahaha
AAAAAAAA
stamina issue
its called soggy biscuit and theres no winners
i think you underestimate madi
Supposedly, LSD is able to "reset" your psyche and brain chemistry when it comes to some self sustaining mental illnesses and neuropathy
Some people can get rid of sourceless chronic pain, depression, and drug addiction
(I'm not a fucking doctor)
(Don't blame if the LSD you get from your dealer makes your life worse)
lmao
It's called "cookie" here
Guess I should take LSD
ez
Shroomcel
what
You want it?
rubies
It’s yours my friend
The qualities I just ascribed to LSD are true of all psychedelics
Again, I'm not a doctor
As long as you have
Jizz bombs
let me put it that way. if your TV's reception is shitty, you can kick it with your foot, fiddle with the antenna and on a random chance, it may get better, but also, you may make it worse
enough roooobiz
Take a shot of wiskey, a shot of burbon, and adds some jizz
No thanks
what
stop adding cum and bodily fluids into food you weirdos
cursed ass frat house shit is that
isnt that a tapeworm shot but with jizz
instead of mayo
Idk someones probably done that
is that how they do hazing where you guys are
I guess
like wtf
Which fluids do you add
when it goes in ur mouth
Don't fuck the water
Y’all need Jesus
Jesus doesn't want to talk to me
😦
nah,. he needs me
me and jesus are blunt rotation homies
Why are you so thirsty for the son of god?
jesus has never changed a car tire
he needs me
LOL
You know you have a point
nut butter
it's like slavic reeves
ryry quit being rere
It ain’t gonna suck itself dude, get on your knees.
huh
@river robin read motherfucker
Halva (also halvah, halwa, and other spellings, Persian: حلوا) is a type of confectionery originating from Persia and widely spread throughout the Middle East as well as South Asia. The name is used for a broad variety of recipes, generally a thick paste made from flour, butter, liquid oil, saffron, rosewater, milk, cocoa powder, and sweetened w...
who shitted on the plate
What’s with the raised eyebrow emojis. I’m telling him to suck my dick.
Giant ravioli
"sunflower"
LOL
Most delicious looking middle eastern food
pycrete
I have never tried halva in this form
Honestly, I can't stand the stuff
It's like holodets or kvass. I love most slavic food, but some of it is garbage.
how did u get the rock from rust in real life
Only if you dress up like a twink
Concrete?
Actually shawarma is delicious
Jesus, kvass is bitter piss
halva is very tasty, but presentation was never its strong side
KYS KYS
mail me some
KVASS IS GOOD SKI
yes, i love eating blocks of concrete 
it usually does look like a brick of shit
Isn’t kvass just spoiled milk drink?
kvass is filtered urine
@rancid iris shut
🤓
or smthn
halva is arab thing you dummy
Bread water
you know what they say about kvass?
That tastes good
is the slavic PBR
Fermented bread drink
@placid sail, lemme dm you
Kvass is ass. It’s in the name.
uh oh
Delight hitting on bz11k
fr
I don't really like kvas
lol
Mwadi can we please please pretty please timeout the kvass haters
Send him nudes unsolicited
based breadbeer
kvas is mid
Actually, it's Persian. 🤓
I mostly associate it with Russians
Because I've never had it outside of a Russian context
Indian Halva
This argument about the origin of halva is going to make Grok's purge look like fucking nothing

Istanbul cafes serve the biggest, most ridiculous pieces of cake I've ever seen
like
American-size portion
oof
I almost died
Wow
I already want to go home
I must know of this event you speak of. Tell me about the purge
ancient lore
The femboi purge
The w h a t
If you hate shawarma I'll kill you myself
no shawarma fucks
I need to try some
Grok got mad that brainfart was full of fembois so he started banning people
BASED
@quartz ridge Oi

Check the pinned messages in this channel
Look for Grok's message about femboys from a few months ago
You'll find the event there
Long story short
Lunatics were running the asylum
we were worse off mentally then than we are now
was not a bright time in brainfart history
I remember it like it was yesterday......
half of those femboys if not more are still here

madi is literally wearing fucking thigh highs and sits in moderators' room as we speak
Madi is trans tho no?
Madi got hit too don't forget
the crisis wasn't averted at all
I am trying to understand
?

check your pfp, boss
don't look at me, I'm not proficient in that western shit
im gonna get grok
The pfp flag is femboy flag
k
The femboy and trans brand managers need to meet up
There's some mixed messaging here

@worn topaz
What's your major?
Sometimes they don't add enough salt tho
if a slav doesn't get his daily dose of soup, there's gonna be a revolt
i mean is it free? if it is who cares, if its edible its a w
Russians love soup. It's traditionally the first course of any meal.
You need to eat liquid food once in a while
It is not free 
soviet soup propaganda
i eat soup, but its just def not my favorite
Around 2-4 bucks depending on how much you take
in brazil we eat feijoada
that still not bad
Broccoli and cheese soup tho mmmmmm
GOD. DAYUMNIT!
Made for Kichizone, who likes the source way too much.
Source:
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I love Code Ment, and I am so glad that this part became a meme
feijoada is fried sock
Replace "s" with "c" hahahahaha
Such dark humor is against the rules, surely?
MWADI HAND REVEAL
Morsels
ooo
He has literally posted his unblocked face here
Don't know if he removed it
"morsels"?...
морс
I know it's a fucking mors
lol
fors
isn't it translated as fruit drink or something
ye
what the fuck is "morsels"
I've never seen it 
kek
It translated the word "retard" literally
ostalniy, meaning "retained, left behind"

P!fish
You don't have a fishing rod your inventory.
Buy one by doing p!buy fishing rod
Prison Food?
uni cafeteria food
There's no other way to translate it
P! Buy fishing rod
Are you sure you want to purchase Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50?
Purchased Fishing Rod 🎣 for 🥞50
Info-communication technologies and communication systems
Ooooo, I'm in cybersecurity
DO THAT STUPID BOT SHIT IN THE STUPID BOT SHIT CHANNEL DOG.

p!fish
@gilded blade, casted out a line... You caught a Common Lobster 🦞
This item was added to your inventory.
you've been lobstered
It translated English into Russian
In the case of Byzantine's message, I believe he meant to use "retard" in the sense of the pejorative
идиот
тормоз
i mean retard in itself is not a perjorative term lol
the actual meaning for it
we're all just cro magnons and use it that way

Отсталый is also pejorative
literal translation of retard in Russian is "mentally backwarded", translation from my screenshot said "backwarded translation", what's your point, stop being душный, get a shower, f u, p!meme
lol
p!meme --silent
Relationship moment
p!cat
Never been in a relationship gang rise 💪
"Idiot" itself wasn't always a pejorative
The ways people use words change their meanings
Anyway, I'll get off the political correctness escalator now
Too scared to talk to women gang
p!meme
who
learned 40 different genders but haven't tried halva and don't know what germaphobia is
p!fish
@gilded blade, casted out a line... You caught a Common Fish 🐟
This item was added to your inventory.
jermaphobia
p!fish
@final cedar, casted out a line... You caught a random person's 👙
It stinks so you throw it back at them.
Your fishing rod broke! Go buy a new one to start fishing again
ayo
jcdenton2651 doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.
were you eating dirt
metro fishing out bathing suits

madirex doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.
trolled
fucking palco
the master gaslighter has come to belay his judgement
madirex started a Tic-Tac-Toe with
0, winner gets all.
The Tic-Tac-Toe will automatically close in 60 seconds if no one joins
Current bet:
0

Everyone knows there are no women here
Which femboy's bikini did he steal?
Bitch
oh my fucking god
play with your fucking bot in the fucking bot channel
PALCO ENFORCE THE LAW DAMMIT
LOL
AHHHHH
I wanted to challenge palco
Denton, your ass, hand it over
skeleton hands
Industrial Society and Its Future
grand heist successful
Me when 150 pounds at 5'10 
bananas per eagle
i cannot believe that man is running for congress
Wtf
wild
🇱
L
Question mark flags
I love him so much
Imagine losing to madi
hes a good dude
Denton stocks plummeting
@grizzled meadow you there, slacker
write a bot that translates metric system into bananas per eagles and back
No
I am malding
But are you mading
You're not mwadi

I am initiating orbital reddit saturation of your planet
p!meme die
p!meme
oh no
P!illegal Byzantine
p!meme
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