#🎪bruh-fart
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I know the anime, never watched it though
fucking low res battamn
just there
pesto pickle pizza
read
yummy
That's a reference to Johnny bravo?
i am not sure?
not the pizzakaki
me when the robber breaks into my car in the parking lot because it has a progun sticker on it
perhaps??
bye neckrope
Welcome to Brazil
😨
mistah denton
In the fresh
Fresh outa the oveb
fresher than a can of cheese from 1969
Number one: In 1945, corporations paid 50 percent of federal taxes. Now they pay about 5 percent. Number two: in 1900, 90 percent of Americans were self-employed; now it’s about two percent. It’s called consolidation. Strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals.
brazil 

so delight has seen the original good to know
no, that was for "galussy"
oh the og one isn't as pretty tbh
A classic
when is it gonna be paris
Vlad are you a glizzy wizard
I am waiting for Chicago, IL
maybe i should get a pet spider
I will show this to anyone asking about chainsaw man
hello brainfart
obsession 
(This individual is thirsty)
Watch this become a cod skin in a few weeks
Hello what's this
The child is an alcoholic 
choose your fighter
Chad Coomer solos
#🎪bruh-fart now it's brazil 💀
hey guys we're out here in brazil
do we even have an actual brazillian here
i dont remember 1
playing BattleBit rn
casually sniping
so like I was sitting in a building, scouting my surroundings, right?
some guy kills me from behind and instantly starts to taunt me
tfw called a camper for just scouting
the game's really awesome though
much better compared to the playtests
I realized that sniper rifles force you to play a much more passive playstyle, especially of the scope glint and how punishing it is for missing
solution?
DMR.
u were suppose to sprint jump 360 no scope from point blank, tophat
Bro is living in liminal space 
Ok now we're in brazil
Why is this channel called Brazil?
Mood
He's just like me frfr
yeah you suck mad dick bro
https://youtu.be/nDV-soQZ5b4?si=nvS6QuozhUiaoM9T @grizzled meadow I got this after listening to STFU again 
First thing that came to mind when I found this model :P
Model's RVC V2
DISCLAIMER:
This video was made for fun! Yadda yadda legal stuff
People be like Brazil this, Brazil that, what about fucking France?
i hope france blows the fuck up
I say it's worse than Brazil.
I never said it isn't
WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴
I just said it's very far away from Brazil
Maybe 2 if we highball it
They make good chocolate
half the people from my country go there
@azure garden (russki_kot) has been banned for reason: Ban evasion for the 5th time with an alt account, fuck off alredy
whos this? mezzy?
or that stupid kid with cat pfp
neither
ok nice that u ban him lol
was this the one that posted the ass flute?
man, fresh people don't know the lore
and i can't be arsed to explain it 
Tbh I said "opinions on germany" and I just fucking saw "xela is typing" and I was like "is THAT what gets me banned?"
lmao
good game that doesn't know yet what it wants to be
Out of my shitty jokes and my alleged gif spam. Asking for opinions on germany was the last straw lmao
true
it hought me wanting france to blow up would be what gets me banned (i am an innocent little boy)
Nah the mods agree about france
FED
FED
FEDERAL AGENT ALERT
FED?
Paris channel when
THE FEDS ARE TYPING
Nah man its you being the amalgamation of a meat obelisk that goes against the natural order of nature
already exists, bozo
FED
SIC 'EM BOYS
I'm gonna set my nickname to Jay-Z
Ah, the location where the fellas are
No clue whatchu talkin about man im just your average civilian doing discord
mad cause ive got my swag on
Im gonna carve you and make a pistrami sandeich outta you boah

kinda kinky ngl
You're a fed. Can't you just raid his house?
Would a real fed say he hates paying taxes? Because im not a fed bro i hate taxes and hoarde illegal firearms 
Bruh
Oh yeah?
Gimmie opinions on New Jersey. NOW
Speaking if illegal firearms whats your best firearm?! Do send a pic with the manufacturing initials!
Its shit
They actually dont sell new jerseys
Fuck. This guy's good
I be leveling my woodcutting fr...
It's an AKM but the serial numbers are scratched off
Ohhh neat! How about a pic?!
Yea sure lemme get a pic rq
yeah i have one but it's nsfw
Fire game
It's perfect
Papa Franku 
We got the technology to rebuild him
Imagine that, dystopian ai pink guy
There are no racing games these days which have the same vibe of you getting back from school and booting up some NFS Carbon or MW
Literally yeah, wonder why they didnt really continue that sorta genre of gangsters racing away from cops while destroying property
Music choice was STELLAR for the thing
Newest forza horizon is just minimalist music while driving on a dead ass track or shitty AI
forza has mp, no?
Bro I forgot that the new horizon had music since I immediately disabled it 
The players are just as brain dead as the ai
tell 'em to bring out the lobster!
Yeah but cmon man youre just overtaking and shit and learning the track
truly
GRANTED you can say the same about mario kart but at least you have a blue shell for their sorry asses
No one buys games to get good at them anymore
Learn the track in offline maybe
Or is it open world like the crew
Nah man im going back to luring unsuspecting cops into an oversized donut in rockport
you can recreate it 
#burenyaa
Morning all

@grizzled meadow
the death star one sounds like a machine feeling fear
It does give that feeling
Death star one is most memorable
The atat one too
you're the fresh people
turkish mf
go vote for erdogan and eat raw meat
The best controller for NFS For Speed MW Wanted
i will vote for erdogan and fuck your mother
hello my fellow brazilians
this would fit much better with any trevor scene
nah i still have 400 unplayed games on steam
about 200 of which i actually want to play
nvm it's 500 now
i maybe addicted to buying shit i never even play
you gotta put your account link
i'd be less disappointed if i spent it all on booze since i wouldn't know how much i spent on booze
do vac bans also trade ban for the game?
i got vac banned in csgo ages ago for some bogus thing
i thinkg I got like 20$ of skins sittin pretty in my inv
@real tinsel yooo
scroll down on the page
it has a random game u own on display
that you can reroll
or play

you're really making me sad
alcoholic mordhau boy
🫦
this isnt romanian food, not enough sewage
bro why tf everything got everlong in the background
Typical ham behaviour
i (occasionally) play tactical shooters bro fun isnt an option
respect your superiors 
Which type of special though?
special ed forces
Sounds about right
Speshul forces
(ed stands for erectile dysfunction)
My life 💀

oof

Carnet de membru 

how tf bro got his hands on that
Bro you could've had a car instead of steam games 
I already own a car thanks to video games

Okay fair enough
Wouldn't know, max I made selling a skin was 30€
I made thousands selling stuff in fallout 76
can confirm, i have 0,07 euro in my steam account 💰
Was mainly playing CS back then, so it was 3cents at a time selling cases 
i also have like 6-8 euro worth of unopened csgo cases lmao
no way
I'm addicted to making AI covers help
Original cover by Jamal Corrie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqYWi3MuUh4
Bro got so tired of the traffic that he just started phasing through objects
naw I was selling Ingame items and stuff via a website called playerauctions I started selling stuff there in 2009, eve online items and currency
A little too many apparently
The Gooner
Hey I remember selling Guild Wars and WoW accounts there if we're talking about the same website
Playerauctions has been around since like 2000
I remember i used to trade a ton of Unturned and TF2 Items
No idea about the site though
NOOOO WAY
it was a shitty transformers movie
i mean its still good
considering 4 and 5
Hi Syno Hi mawdi Hi Dina Hi JeffWarrior
Ape moment 
i still do it
hi catboy
smoke crack
scream randomly
ooga
crackhead pov
"Hi Syno how are y-"
real
Couple cool dudes with guns
I NEED MORE BULLETS
So Sim City is alright
hi
Omg didn't see that, hi !!
oh no it got removed
Mate if you wanna see men jerk off you could go literally anywhere but here and find what you're looking for
YOU GUYS GOT ANY GOD TIER PUNS ?
Still don't get why people get horny in there
they got brian damage
Brian damage is a terrible condition indeed
Get your ass to google then like idk, wouldn't cross my mind to share porn in a game server
gonna be 2 soon if you'll keep posting that shit
Post cats instead
Whatd mattie do?
the thing
Sonuva...gun
Word of advice
looks like a zoomer comedy
Play fear and hunger, both 1 and 2
skibidi skibidi doop yes yes OMG THA T UGLY MAMA AHHHHHHH!
A shrimple story
Crocs are infact endorsed
Can i get more
no
bro- where's his protective gear! He's gonna get hurt 
True, gonna lose his job because of OSHA violations
Give me some memes or else i'll post disturbing visuals that came out of gaza today
Well come on do it
start posting
Bet you wont do it no balls
Bet you nitro you wont do it
Bet you server membership you wont do it
this user has NO BALLS!
you already got the message no go eat your soys
Absolutely no balls and feeds on radiation
pussio
My wallet is on the line for that bet man and yet you still dip like a lil chicken nugget
Soy nugget
I feel so sigma!!!!!
Soylent green nugget even
@pastel quartz (matthewmatthewmatthewmatthew) has been muted for 5 days for reason: posting cropped porn next time will result in a ban (5d)
how does a man consistently post cropped porn
curse of the porn addict
Dumbass
He fell for cropped porn posting
Oldest trick in the book

I definitely would
lmaooooooooooo
manwhore gets muted
hop on we goin on a date bro
Holy heat

what
are you regarded
I withdraw from our mom-fucking partnership

what
What
olofboost moment
boostmeister
Canada dog moment
Mattie finally got it
Mattie needs to share wtf he posted
SLAV SQUAT PATROL ????
Toeing the line too much
mhm
@stone blade I have a funny gun to show you
imagine if it was in tarkov
4 round burst Mosin
imagine
I would move them, or ask her to move out 
Chat, I have sharp heart pain since yesterday
If I die pleas don't sell my organs to Sakharov
Just put up this pic to balance out the dynamic.
I'll sell them to therapist instead
come to bulgaria\
ivan will make good use of your organs
Sell them to Kruglov, he's based
We in Brazil now bois.
Best I can do is Czech rep
did you know that the artifact "Mama's beads" in russian is named "Mammy @placid sail"?

This bo’lle can hydrate up to 6 mandem !! 
Does anyone play dcs here?
dcs?
Digital Crash Sumulator (Combat)
never got into it
Rivulet posting will continue until moral improves

man rats are so cute
Found the ratfucker
cheesed to meet you
pleased to cheese you
im not gonna say the next variation
say it
nuhuh

meet you to cheesed
cheesed you to meet
yay 
(no offence)
damn i hate anime
It's my cheddar
@main moon @patent ginkgo @floral forge @pastel quartz @mellow yoke @lyric horizon

nap moment
Me fr fr
You too, have a gouda day
I just woke up from a "nap" moments ago
the most scarier late night nap
i hav gouda daye
There was something off about the rats
Their smile and general demeanor


If your shooting range doesn't have a bed why even bother practicing with your firearm?
im in the mood to kick somebody in the nutsack
I volunteer madi
aye aye captn
im so scared to say something
i hope he isnt into it
he is
damn
I am
it's over
madi do you know how many cctv's are inside your room and pointing at you and your computer screen
Of course he is into it 
4
you haven't discovered the others i see
do you know of the ones that are inside your room but not pointed at you
6 then
mwadi live camera after discovering vlads secret
these smoke detectors look awfully sus
there's cameras in them iswear
the smoke detectors are smoke detectors
they're in the walls
they're not special
the housing authorities are going to break your neck after you break them
there are cameras camering cameras camering cameras camering you 🫵
he wants to eat you
you're gonna make him even more round
napJ x bear enemies to lovers (in 5 images)
he gonna be a ball some day
nah madi is going to divorce me if you do
my brain hurts
literally me
That's why I love my cat, the only reason he can't kill and eat me is because he physically can't. He wants to though
It's great
i want to own a pet tiger
siberian tigers are relatively smaller
but they ate all of them
Oooo someone choose the "bleed out from the claw strikes" ending instead of the "critical hit to the jugular" ending
canon
canon to the book metro 2035
don't forget to pay the bills
I increase my crit chance irl by loading hollow points
what is the difference between a boulangerie and a patisserie
can i be the judge on this
ask falco to pay them
madi and vlad already erp'ing
the judge for our divorce? sure
yup
already filing the divorce papers
he's just a child, he doesn't have to pay bills

what does erping mean
this was not in the script

Uhhh the quick way to explain would be :
Boulangerie -> Salty stuff, mostly breads, also do some desserts
Patisserie -> Sweet stuff, mostly desserts, éclairs, cakes etc, also do some bread
what Script
erotic roleplaying, @lyric horizon
the dnd script
don't act like he's not your son

can i get salty macarons at a boulangerie then
If you go in a big city, they may have some but unsure
i have a rosół z makaronem, want it?
Just go to a specialised patisserie
cant believe madi is seeing Nota behind vlad's back
рассольник с макаронами?
my bed has a shooting range instead 
da
Many other cheaper desserts out there, macarons are a gift of tourist thing 
rassolnik s makaronami
uhhh non rp you're not supposed to talk OOC in IC chat
sounds funny
average morning in america
yeah they suck
i'm gonna try eclairs
I'll see if they have some at my boulangerie
thanks
stop speaking fake words
my translator doesnt work
boulangerie is not a word
Fucking love eclairs
can you translate this? Krokiet ze szpinakiem
their constant puns. its like they arent even talking. something was seriously a swiss. i had to get away
It's like one of three things the French got right
So éclairs, FAMAS and...?
rosół z makaronem
ooc, ic?
uhmm learn the role play terminology!!
thats some next level rp you got there
Not exclusively french tho ?
ekhm, kinda
:flag_pl: Polish (polski)
⬇️
Spinach croquette
Damn never realised it
ITS CALLED CROQUETTE? 
Lmao croquette is a word either used for a bite portion crunchy thing, or for cat food 
demon croquettes
Love cat food!
ooc - out of character
ic - in character
thats what google said
May I suggest the chicken croquettes sir, only for the most refined of palates
i tried it
one of my favourite dishes
The green ones go hard
is that dog food?
cat*
Breaking bad if Skyler didn't exist:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9B9enJNqXE
No pude encontrar la plantilla original así que lo tuve que recrear xd.
Cancion: Messages from the star
Sorry @odd sail all éclairs were sold already, hence the name
Got you a slice of apple pie though
thanks for the protein sir
👉 👈
LA GARDE MEURT MAIS NE SE REND PAS
Vive la Patrie
ok
noooo you're azeri you can't be literally Napoleon
bro why is it so dark
i found somebodies moms asshole its just a black void
I am in fact Napoleon
he goes by the name of ivan

My man is exploring a discord kitten's brain
Hope you setup a cord to find your way back
@weary kindle srolk
If he sat on mine, his fur would burn. 
Fire hazard
when you’re waiting for the boys to finish updating and they’re getting off as you wake up
seeing a ping in Brazil had me 

lol
@grizzled meadow

yes
i prefer big black muscular men
I mean your character preference not your sexual one
no
what is the default settings called
Certified Yugoslav Wars moment
certified mexican cartel moment
homosapiens
hacked settings
gm Brazil
evening

dog food 🔥🔥
It's CAT FOOD
close enough
!lockdown
✅ Locked down 🎪brazil
✅ Unlocked 🎪brazil.
I mean
say/gex
if your balls feel hard that could be an indication of testicular cancer
you mean having balls of steel isn't normal?!
I was so proud when I hit them with a hammer and the hammer broke
You kick him in the nuts and you just end up with a broken leg
aaand he's gone
Wait no he actully commited seppuku ?
Dumbass
I assumed he would know about that, too
Is the ban definitive ?
Right ?
Maybe he thought it wasn't worth to stay if he couldn't post porn anymore
I honestly understand making a mistake, even two and I will even go to three
But if you continue in doing the same mistake you clearly don't care
sta/lin it is
“Here you go Mr Ecologist here’s the anomaly field now all we need to do is-“
The bandit waiting in the shrubbery to blow his head clean off
he/he
thank you very much
I don't know what you're talking about, make an example
Just dont be a pepega. It's not really that hard.
Yeah the majority of the mod team doesn't like the word, can't do much about it
The majority 😏
so what you say is , you kept posting banned words over and over expecting what to happen
my brothers in christ in paris
Banned letter though ?
haha no , doesnt work like that
DUMBASS
It's just for sharing outside of discord
cant you just save the image on your pc and post it off discord that way
not my problem lmao
you should still like not do that though, use a real file host
hi
has anyone saved that clip with the glitching bunker door in stalker slowly approaching with virtual insanity playing
prepare the laugh video
sadly s5 stole the kill curse you s5
@placid sail just download it and put the audio over it
Goofy ahh
hi
im/him
oba/ma
Damn I want some steak rn
or they don't wanna waste traffic
Don't call that fat pasteurised yellow paste a cheese please it's insulting
sea/men
Mmm cheese
Is that Mattie?
was

how to brazil
real
How's that a problem
actually factual though
what about cutting potato for fries
That can work
that shit's cool as FUCK
Isn't this the failure of a Shar worshipper?
WAIT WAIT WAIT THAT NAME
Yea that guy made cthulu n shit
Bet his cat has a really exotic name.
very cute too


oiu goblins slayer 2 is out?
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