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i can kick you in the shins so you have something else to think about :3
:3

When there are 10 mutants in front of you but you can do nothing cuz you're smoking:
yeah, i hate being in new york too
... that's a dude, isn't it
thog dont caare
more surface area
yes
Exactly
Plus you can actually touch chests with another dude
boyhugging chat
frot gang
It's called a shlug and it's totally heterosexual
Ayo?
999 fps
only if gamma had this many fps
there are only women here, i'm sorry
We kinda are yeah
second guy built like a roblox dude
@ivan
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Who me 
Ew
@odd sail maybe a little bit... but I'm ready to settle down, no more eft for me
ooooo
oke
@odd sail ivostok
Bollz
It's also just in a bad state from what I hear
Single player eft sounds nice
it never got better
it never gets better
it will never get better
Yeah it auto corrected somehow
Do not google the sports scoreboard of Niger vs Germany
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motherf
Oh boy, I think Germany is playing Niger 
I hate ๐ณ๐ฎ (The emoji name)

He ain't wrong

whoa whoa whoa hey hey hey hey
nigeria
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Azerbaijan
the fact that there is ACTUALLY a person named "Meowmachine"
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I remember there was a Pakistani Ambassador to Saudi Arabia that was requested to be dismissed because his name was Akbar Bik

Me when there is an exam:
I have a friend in rome
Called Biggus Dickus
and has a wife
incontinentia Buttocks
bro made even the cat sign the PeTiTiOn
incontinentia*
me after telling a guy who doesnt know english that people that race are called "Racists":
become a pro racist
Woah whoa whoa hey hey hey he-
a girl looking at those ?!
she has seen too much
and then picking someone from here

AYO
nonono waiwaiwait

AYO CHI-
it got 1984 rightt in front of my eyes
WHYYYY
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heheheha
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@odd sail Should I permamently borrow more memes from the kids in my basement ?
Turkish
Wait wait wait wait wait wait
chillllllllllllllllll
?
I changed my name
I am now ๐น๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ of Brainfart
Wait wait wait wait she called him bla-
Average Texan arsenal
Spider lookin ass mf offers you a boof. Do you accept?
Ik what that is
a drug
that addicts
And makes you a ๐ณ๐ฎ
Read the name...
@real tinsel
Bro is online 24/7
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once.
When the FBI is spying on you but you're from a different country than USA: 
that is some nice ass animations tho
someone didnt read the rules
I like the way how he always reacts to messages and then deletes them 
@stray zealot (bl00dwyn) has been muted for 3 days for reason: Slurs of any kind are not allowed - take a nap
Dang
enough of that one for a few
He was sending his whole discord gallery man

there was no slur tho?
Yeah
it was pretty funny at least
@stray zealot
Yk
one of my friends spammed me the n-word once
and I blocked him for 1 month
saying that "THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR SAYING THE N-WORD"

Was I right or wrong
As I said
THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR SAYING THE N-WORD
worse - you were cringe
in the friend group server thing i have with the homies i have to do a slur clean up every week or so so they dont flag it

one time the two guys who really like saying stuff like that got into a 40 minute text argument and there were like 90 total
peak discord
Just don't delete
jugujugu
and don't use slurs
so they shit their pants
when you threaten them to report the messages
nah why would i report it
if someone got the other banned on discord there would be a fight irl lmao

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not really cuz making an account is like 5 minutes but duh dont report your friends
But your honour, i did it for the funny
I lost
how do you know
HOW DO YOU squeals KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewbz
My man needs to chill
I didn't
*fat rich retard
wha-
No, I'm broke as fuck
And I got a woman
Women aren't real 
Hmm women ? I wonder how much Sid would give for that, I think that sounds like a rare artifact.
did you pray today? @eager igloo
Yes, to myself
This is so important thank you
Very importan
maybe 
POV: You are an NPC who inconveniences my character in the slightest manner
Do you have pets Syno ?
a rat

Hii Sam
game?
alien fallout escape from reactive drop 64
me when i do busywork for random people in a video game for 7 hours
I'm actually swedish
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@odd sail
What if I'm mexican
Six Days in Fallujah
british "food" if it was somehow even worse
I'd just keep the dino nuggies
does dino tendies upload anymore
looks like six days in fallujah
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Eeewwww
Would
yes
I am gonna have to reject your offer and decline this object. and Hope you stay very very, far away from here after this.
kys
n u
Soldier mains
blow me
Me

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METAL GEAR SOLID โ ค ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK SELECTION
โ Konami Digital Entertainment
Released on: 2015-09-02
Auto-generated by YouTube.
what did grok mean by this
get back to work

It's for the mods
I know a pair like that
The voices in my head when a Hegemony patrol asks to scan my cargo hold
real.
also my inner voice when im playing metal gear solid. just any of them. in general.
Me when Miami
"i will do this playthrough completely non-lethal" he says when starting a new playthrough of MGSV. but little does he know that soon enough he will have accidentally fat fingered the kill button while someone's in a choke hold or some similar accident, and this will be the start of the "fuck it runs ruined lets kill people" phase of the playthrough.
In HM2
In Evan Wright's levels, you are supposed to go completly non-lethal
But you can still kill people, you click one more time during a ground execution, his hand hesitates - the other kills the person, funny thing is you can sit there beating the corpse until you're done.
Do this twice and you can no longer go non-lethal, you turn into a slower Jacket basically.
It kinda pisses me off how in a game all about Mass Murder they give you two or three levels where you can't fucking kill anyone
Or you get the lowest rank
oh god matt ur becoming jab
wdym
giatn monlogues and copypastas
i've been posting monologues and copypastas before
jesus christ this shit is recycled so many times while never even being funny
Alright
see, much better
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cry + ratio
Open the chest
deleted because I hate Warhammer
Based
eyy free car wash
He just like me fr
as a chemistry student, I'm gonna beat your ass
๐ค warning
This is the plastic they used. The bit that makes it actually plastic is that it forms long chains of "monomers" called a polymer
I don't care that no one cares
I'm doing this for me
anyways
Polymers are chemically stable which is nice for products but bad for actually dealing with the waste they create
The bacteria they used is capable of unchaining the polymer into individual monomers
at that point, it's just a regular old molecule that can be used in chemical reactions
I'm assuming it only works on that one type of plastic though
anyways being able to chemically recycle plastic is not a Ted K. technology bad kind of thing
I know you didn't like my TED talk
Fuck you
shit, now microplastics are going to be mandatory part of our diet
TRUE
um akchually
it stops being plastic once the bacteria shits it out
It's just lego for nerds like me
this is getting worse. They're using e.coli (a bacteria found in our lower intestines) to recycle the plastic? 
so we're eating microplastics MIXED WITH SHIT
You are not eating microplastics
idk man all im hearing is we're eating plastic
i'm not a biologist so I won't argue on the E-coli part
That'd be like saying that salting your food is like eating sodium metal and chlorine gas
Most E. coli strains do not cause disease, naturally living in the gut,[82] but virulent strains can cause gastroenteritis, urinary tract infections, neonatal meningitis, hemorrhagic colitis, and Crohn's disease.
The voice actress for one of Dimitrescu's daughters died of Crohn's

who cares what we are eatin as long as it tastes good

You're just fucking with me
Nobody likes science 
salt ain't exactly healthy, either
you literally chose this ๐ค
apples to oranges
TRUE
Getting shot and the face and dying of cancer are the same thing because they both end in death
yes in the end you end up 6 feet in the ground and decomposing
again, you're the one who mentioned salt to make a comparison
whats you're point
chemicals do not share the same properties of the atoms that make them up
polymers do not share the same properties of the monomers that make them up
Last time I checked, polyethylene plastic was not a gas at room temp
i mean ammonia smells really bad and bleach smells really strong. you mix them together and get poison gas, your theory doesnt seem to line up with my science
nerds
hiiiiii
Hello
Nice new username
Are you and Samantha coalescing into one being?
The TRUE THEY/THEM DISCORD USER
Multiple discord users assimilated into one body and mind
we have a nap theme going on in #โโgeneral-offtopic
LGBT final boss
I can't wait to fight y'all in the raid
My username will be redpill1488
its not plastic
once u poob it out
the plastic gets absorbed by ur body like a filter
that's almost a pentagram
this shit is just scumbag dad
If any memes were repeated, it was very sad
Man's fronting 
lol that guy is a union officer
A game that is completely unrelated to cereal adventure.
Chapters:
00:00 - Intro
02:52 - It's Zortchin' Time
08:53 - The Secret of the Zortch
12:47 - Maximum Zortch
21:08 - End Credits
Links:
Zortch on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2443360/Zortch/
Patrons see episodes early: https://www.patreon.com/civvie11
Twitter: https://twitte...
Game looks fun
That's General Grant
ye
gotta rewatch that episode shit
Huh? I don't know what you're talking about 
The best alt history, the civil war only lasted three days and only 150 people died, and the heroes are two idiots who thought it was about weed
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was it the civil war on drugs one?
Yup
The war heroes meet Lincoln to ask him to legalize marijuana, only to find out that it isn't, and NEVER WILL be illegal, as this is the United States of America.
This video is not my property. Property of the fine comedians of Whitest Kids U'know. Just clipped this part for easy access.
A "yag" voiceover mod? How ridiculous, why would I install that?
Enjoy.
Original version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APk4mLodk88
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/3owjZkR4h5YeHom2q3aY8A
iTunes: https://music.apple.com/us/album/oiiaoiia-extended-single/1691382762
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/tacetnox/oiiaoiia-extended?si=8e90e77e87f3433faa8df46b3e095618&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm...
Tahts what the
3rd one is referencing
noted noted
i don't drive holdens
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chuds hating on scientific progress to clean up our mistakes smh
silly
they should do this to handguns
hi
hoi
both tbh
the knife wispers to me I should just jam it into my eye doesn't mean I am going to do it. btw, it's invasive thoughts
no I'm not
discord is broken
it shows you as always online to me too
do it have it on your phone as well?
ye
that's dumb
Logout
#satire #chevrolet #trucks #sodaverse #turbodong #parody #funny #comedy #ai #midjourney #chevy #chevytrucks
Leave a comment if you want Chevy to make this happen. It's the only vehicle capable of carrying us my dawgs.
*I write all the dialogue myself. Ai only generates the images. Hope you guys enjoy my videos.
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what the fuck did you just do lmao
What
!warning
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That man, crease his Js
Needs to be the Flintstones to be era appropriate
Where the subway surfers
Literally any fallout fan when you tell them fallout shelter is the best fallout game
Real
literally me
IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW
me when i yell at my bitch wife to stop bitching about the bills (what)
when she treats herself to a girls day out
(she maxed out the credit card)
Typa guy to max out my sugar mommy's credit card and live the rest of my life like Micheal from GTAV
the dream
The American dream
I love these
wrong
Rip
Fucking 1986
Think i got banned from the rest of the discord
Teehee is it permanent
except #๐pets-posting
The image that got me banned was an AI image of dj khaled giving a presentation to drake, young thug, and scooby doo with tie-fighters attacking the world trade center in the background
what the fuck are you saying
I would send it but i dont want banned permanently lmfao
How do i check out my ban time
you dont
Holy rip
@lunar brook

Welcome new exile
I want to laugh as well
asshole move
arent u unexiled already
Buffer
Would go hard in a phonk album
What the fuck volt
I have pmcs to kill on shoreline

no thats not a chad moment
thats a fucking disgusting moment

no

no
hehe funny m4
Oh shit new drewski vid dropped. RIP moddb
need a new hosting service tbf and only drewski will pay for it out of his revenue money
sue him for ddos
oh hell naw not drewski bruh

Lol doubt
now even more brainless kids will come
who ask how to install in #1096844082774540563

At least its entertaining sometimes
If someone asks how to install in brainfart tho
I wouldn't be surprised.
straight up telling em to kys
this
Hi Menace Hi ivan
Hii
I want the chaos from last year it was funny 
same 
Hi Delight Hi PAVLO
p!cat // hey there
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like u gotta boost the server to post em
discord needs every penny it can steal from ur pockets, yet it wont fix the shitty mobile UI
use the free trials and never pay em
They steal your data anyhow paid or not.

remove a dog
remove you from bosnia
never been

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break #๐rules
i cannot comment further
brainfart is the rock bottom
poor Ledy
there is nothing lower than brainfart except complete ban
4 Paragraph Manifesto about hating the jewish population + Falco
Falco is just there for good measure
Btw
Brainfart is the best STFU
Godspeed soldier
become Adolf Hitler
No, writing that is how you get mod status
Literally waiting
nah it ain't
You didn't add enough racial epithets
I managed to get banned from 4chan temporarily for racism almost a decade ago. So you need to step up your game.
you should've made sure to get banned permanently
that's what I would've done
I got banned for posting stuff that sickened the jannies 
I wasn't properly educated on the particulars of the Han Chinese to earn a ban for my rant. I have learned since then
I don't know if I should be impressed or concerned.

I guess you weren't V& so that is more impressive than concerning
I hope

this shit like fortnite

why are you keeping madi out of this
Im gonna fry your balls battery man.
nuh uh
Count your fucking days
Grok is online, now is your chance
I shall watch in anticipation
NO BALLS
@foggy spire btw u can just ask to be banned
Calling it a night soon. But I wanna see this
ah
Sleeper
Easy. Commit a War Thunder Forums. That would be giga chad
that doesnt give him enough attention that his parents never did
There are many factors like if quality of janny mods dropped or if the janny had a bad day, so it's hard to say for myself
But shortly after the ban, the stuff I posted got outlawed 
1 year anniversary of being in this server and wants to be banned today
someone needs to make this a reality in gamma
the term sucked groks toes into oblivion is funny no matter how insensitive the rest is
you gotta admit
SOunds based enough.
Night then.
spiders are awesome
Bye
arachnophobia people are just pussies tbh
I am eepy after fucking about with my local AI
It's hard to get 5+ of them to talk to each other.
Night fr now.
I was up to like 6AM testing out the bots i made
It was fun while it lasted

Feels like a Smirnoff 12AM today don't it?
yea mood
My twink discord kitten boytoy hasn't been talking much to me lately so life's just been shit
and theres the real fireworks
it's joever now
you're not gonna get much further anymore
goodbye, @foggy spire
I think you pulled the pin a little early if you wanted to keep going
@foggy spire (_sex1) has been banned for reason: Extremely offending for no reason whatsoever
and thar she blows
p!grok
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well that was mildly interesting
yea
time to be bored again
it was dissapointing
the one funny part is the sucked groks toes into oblivion
hi
that part j liked
Lithium man
yes
Consecutive
ROOKIE NUMBERS I SAY
ye ok white boy
he is positively goated with the sauce
hi madi
hi
Hi
;3
hi
they fuckin
they fuckin haaaard when those curtains go down
Whar happe 
Kokoshka
I don't know (not being a moderator right now, just expressing my feelings), I've always seen this stuff as not really good for them, I don't know why, I could always be wrong of course, but I mean they don't really bathe like that in the fucking jungle or whatever with a shampoo, it just seems wrong to me (again I could be wrong)
Best gif
Objection - he's literally me
aint reading allat
hes vibin tho
He just having a scrub a dub dub
@grizzled meadow
Aparently good but not very often cuz their hair needs natural oils but shampoos take those away so you bathe the monkey with mild shampoos at long intervals between bathes
Nice
Monke oil
monke chill
Ah well, if it's good, it's good for me as well
he is being a moderator right now (they hate showering)
Been so long since I heard that name
There
Asked for it

bz11k has fallen
Mordor is doomed
https://youtu.be/gMPJ38mSkt0?si=r1Y5swyD2m6AdnCg
Great video about it
GunZ: The Duel will ALWAYS be the game that meant the most to me. It was so ultra competitive, formed some of the best friendships of mine, and many lives, and should've been the greatest and biggest eSport of all time. In this video we cover the basics of the game, it's competitive scene over the years, and why it never exactly worked out for t...
customer service must really feed bad for me the way they tell me "please don't worry" after hearing my shaky voice








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