#🎪bruh-fart
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Bro are you sure you can't reach it?
25 mins lookignup guides
that caused me crashes so no
npc's shoot me through walls
NPC's are everywhere around me and j don't know who is real
multiplayer handholding mode when
that's a real life moment
yep, had them walk up over n down through walls, and shoot through walls if im too close to em, XD
She shall be put down
I've seen the thing die like 20 times and j never get tired of it
he doesnt look like he has a sore throat
you don't look like a not real fed
what? Course I am a fed! pfff gimme your taxes hahah! ohoho
nice try im not catching that stank
worth a try
sending over a drone by obama care
youre very right it'll be in pieces, shrapnel even, travelling at the speed of sound within a 10 metre radius
J? i hardly knew him!
Actually skill issue
Easy stash
Clearly you have never had to climb a tree to get to a stash in red forest
you mean the parkour tree?
Only to find the most dogshit items
Kolobok tree call of pripyat
Actual footage of the xray game engine pushing me off of the highest branch
Sorry for leaving you hanging, hallo 
sorry to leave you hung
You never leave a man hung 
i'm sorry 😔
Oh yeah it's time for cocktoberfest isn't it
no thats just a regular tuesday
Tf2 medic oktoberfest voice line is stuck in my head now
Boykisser
omg is that rupert
i have an even better pic
but it's slightly suggestive
Brain fart is pg-13 so it might be ok
it's an 18+ channel with minors who claim they clicked for the memes
Brainfart is G rated
rated for Gangstas only
no germans allowed
hello there
you are austrian
you take that back
you failed art school and now you're in bayern
don't treat my bavarian boy like that vlad
yeah he got dropped

he's taken by me already
eyo what
i know you russians tryin to get that visa
bavarianoid
suuuuure

go put on your lederhösen and yodel like you always do
when is germany giving free residence to femboys
NEVER
i thought they did already
I love that Bavarian cream 🤤
i will not allow it
These fuckin assholes
i will personally deport any russian femboy, especially if its a discord mod called madi
personal attack
water is wet
@high token
The last straight white man in Europe will be hunted down in the year 2077 in poland
Torres will do anything in his power to bring Madi down
i'm a menace
they better ban me
they can't ban you, you're black, discord authorities will cancel all the mods
You're black?


you have been watching russian propaganda haven't you

Can't wait for this to get political
it already is
a transnational organisation headed by germany
shut up with your germanophobic conspiracy theories
yes
hello there
do black people exist outside berlin in germany
yes
there's black people in @odd sailivostok
oh i know
they always speak in a fake french accent
vlad, if u dont mind, wr u from?
if i say it
@odd sailivostok
it ruins the fun
hes uh
from somewhere
in uhhhhh
i was gonna say malaysia but that doesn't exist anymore
i blew it up
TIMe to sort my guns XD
Send the one where he kick the soul out of a croc please🙏
drama in 3 pictures
Acceptance
me when someone steal my pizza
He my king fr 
hell yeah
"Holy shit he killed Jeff"
Album cover material
Stalker gamma mods when you post a shitpost in the shitposting channel
that store looks fuckin awesome. Nothing better than bullshitting with some Fudds
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BELOW 6FT

there has been some stuff going around that webp files can get your pc hijacked, anyone knows anything about it?
@oblique spire also am not sure if it's only me but some video links looks like this
that's a mov file
ye i know
but look after the mov, all those random letters n stuff confuses me
this is how links used to look
it's some identification code that is used to track
you can clean links by removing everything after the .mov
thanks for the clarification
I've responded to this before hold on
though I think it’s well intentioned it gets a lot of things very wrong and mostly works as a fearmonger
first off webp is an image format, not video
the vulnerability itself is a kind of "buffer overflow", which, yes can allow people to run whatever on a system
but it takes a lot of knowledge of a system before you can "remote control a PC" through that
not watching vids won’t save you in this hypothetical version of it, if it was as disastrous as the copypasta tries to portray, you’d be screwed as soon as an image loads, due to the way discord caches stuff.
but most importantly, patches for this vulnerability were being rolled out for major browsers as far back as September 11th.
Apps are always a little slower, but discord's client is essentially a browser window as well.
as always the best advice is just:
update your stuff, don't click suspicious links.
always knew shit was a fearmonger
this is source ID and multiple websites like youtube and discord have decided to implement it recently
it basically allows the sites to see where you got the link from if you click it
so for example
you click a youtube video with a source identifier
youtube now knows that whoever clicked share and you are related somehow
not great for privacy reasons
the announcement was really late
very
the webm hacks have been going on for a while
but it's always like that with major vulns
again the vuln everyone is yelling about is in webplib specifically
not webm
yeah libwebp is for webm's
spaghetti code be doing that
Thank you my furry friend for clarifying, I think I got the most up to date app for discord, not sure though, how do I check that? Also I do use Microsoft edge and I am careful with what I click, usually I click stuff that my friends send that I've known for a while
Ah yes, love the big corporations, anyway thank you for clarifying that as well
SMH mod abuse trying to mod abuse hack into my Brain fart User PC
i say we kill him
Hello chat
👋
...No? libwebp is a codec that allows browsers/apps/whatever to understand the .webp image format
it doesn't have much to do with webm at all
Deserved
Ah alright
unless there's a little green download icon in the top right your discord should be up to date
what have you done
No that’s normal for windows anti malware
Every so often it shits itself doing routine checks
ik i was trying to be funny
attempt failed
true .
Moderators, prank this man!
prank 'em john.
imagine not destroying windows defender so it never acts up again
i will be in madivostok on 18th november

man got lit up .
surely
@heavy peak can't battlebit, im doing maths
2+2=5
mwadi, are you good at math
Wasn't planning on inviting anyone rn
just saw the steam notification
He can make a qubit in his head
like 90% of the time when i see you launch battlebit i get an invite
are there IEDs in battlebit
Yeah, they put your mom in the game 
what
there are C4s and suicide C4s
how is my mother an improvised explosive device
improvised embonpoint device
Because she so big
she is full of c4
yeah but is there explosive coke bottles strapped together and detonated by a nokia
kind words Ted
That's what rainbow six siege did right?
No thats what the taliban did

wanna see something cool
why would a military with helicopters and takns have those
No
fuck you denton
damn no taliban? Cringe game
lipsmack
JC Dent-in-head
sounds about right
ye
@uncut obsidian man srsrly
Sometimes i enjoy this game
And sometimes i really hate it, to the point of questioning why i even bother xD
mfs when they don't get constantly spawnkilled and get 500 kills in a game
Also they fucked with the filter, now its a bit blueish
my face when i see a squad of sin
that was a full can you dumb fuck
My honest reaction after only lobbing a single grenade at an APC in cordon military checkpoint
ok so what about 4 of them strapped to each other
what about 20 of them strapped togheter
true
what about a dynamite bundle type charge
anyway ngl the scp-173 redesign was the single greatest glowdown i can think of
they went from this
to some shit like fucking
i dont care that the images i posted are low res
"Erm aksually" lookin headass
look at his dumb ass
FRAIL arms
dinosaur tail looking ass
tripod motherfucker
he could not beat the old 173 in a fight
or this iteration of 173
which
yeah he could brawl
he'd throw hands
true
first one would go for a hug and then snap your neck
second one would just kill you by correcting you
goofy headass
i want to add that scp 173 kills exclusively by snapping your head
dont know how that thing is supposed to do it
yes
i do indeed know that 173 goes for chiropractor kills
and like i said 2nd one is just a goofy erm aksually headass
what if you train every day by going to chiropractors and risking your head getting ripped off every hour
and once you face off against 173 he cant kill you
What is this
his posture is so fucked too bro
dissappointing
look at the CHAD 3rd iteration of 173
or the perfectly straight, perfect 1st iteration
i'd just laugh at the 2nd one if i saw it
an improvised explosive
i mean, first 1 if i saw that at night i am fuckin legging it out of that place
3rd one, same thing i dont wanna get fucked up by his scary ass
2nd one
just laugh
Was that just hairspray or something?
i do believe so
a firecracker and hair spray (or similar)
Damn big boom lol
yeah its a can of concenrated fuckin like.. flammable material
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
Checked the scp 173 wikidot page
there's no image
but there is this
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
a collection of artist made redesigns
Dude's lucky he didn't take a fragment of that to the face
Oxy :3
Pipe bomb :3
I had to order a new heat sink and fan combo for my laptop to replace one fan
I have a desktop
I'm a laptop degenerate
gfy
200 bucks to replace a 50 dollar component
Thats what I get for wanting muh portability
Can't upgrade to 64gb of ram either
funny DCS setup will have to wait until after I graduate

Im about to spend 1200 dollars to compact my setup into an ITX case
If i can fit it i might get a fractal ridge
I got it 2 years ago to play tarkov of all things
you poor boy
I still love the laptop dearly though. My Frankenstein double monitor setup is great for school in all of its jank
I just have 1 curves monitor 1080p
DRG is helping me recover from the trauma
Roblox adopt me
Uninstalls tarkov
Installs warthunder
Mirror mirror on the wall, give me torture cock and ball
so true
THEY ACTIN' LIKE NOTHIN' HAPPENED ⁉️
Paying real money for an ace crew so I can see my screen when I get third partied instead of being blacked out

Hmm today I will exploit my plane's strengths to win engagements, surely nothing will go wrong.
I should just find someone to duel with in DCS at this point
I dont have the RAM for Enigma's or GS


Mama Mia 
so true
"It's da bat!"
?????
Shucks, maybe one day 
sci-fi movies are unrealistic because the computer guys save the day without using stack overflow
what the fuck is an act of god
Me killing someone
Fuck off in #🤖bot-commands
I literaly cannot chat in bot channel or any other channel, Brain fart is the only place Exiles can talk
please take it up with the other admins to allow exiles to use bot channel
Chinook or Black hawk for a fallujah evac
@robust cove @odd sail @stone blade
surely
An-12
Brotha
mi-24
AI with 100 percent skill in arma 3...
vlad
i dont understand ameriki
kys
hello xi jinping general secretary of the communist party of the people's republic of china
i am about to go for the noodlussy

Why are you here?
i cannot 'shorten images' and Josta thought i was the one posted stuff on reddit||and got butthurt that i wouldnt send him my private reddit account, and would onyl send it to grok if they said i would get banned, so i sent my accoutn to grok and he got mroe mad that i followed through, since i dont want randoms having my information||, and every time i tried to take the drama back to stalker chat they got mad at me and blasted me,
Falco reading this rn:
Woah
The king truly is a gracious lord
hes lying falco
Afghan ?....
afgan edits go hard

Ameriki*
🧌
@ruby minnow
HEHEHEHA
5 milliseconds
godspeed

Bros gonna get exiled^2
He just spammed "Afghan"

@grizzled meadow your a g
I'm already listening the song and reading the translated text 


but thank you falco, seems you celared up alot of the mess with jostas exile spree earlier XD ❤️
What happened
you unmuted sponge
already learning Russian and studying history to ban you all 
it's just a song
blayt...
muted Ivanko moment
suka blyad nashe biut 😭
Blyat*
I'll start slurring in Navajo bro code talker shit
He wasn't muted, he could talk
oskolochnaya poshla perezaryajayus 

Which language is that
dikian
Nope
I do have freedom
but
Im still "𝒜𝓈𝓈𝒶𝓈𝓈𝒾𝓃 of Brainfart"
Once exile, always exile.
y'all so desperately ask for freedom
but when you're free
where do you come back
right here
Fragmentation went reloading?
Gonna get the "Unfit for help" role ASAP
still got lots to learn, parmezan
Parla con Google Translate

Falco's whole ego based on his gamma status
the moment you strip him of every role, he dies irl
What did you just say
just turns into a bunch of pasta and scatters all over the floor
lmaooo
i didnt have to speak italian in italy
W
although if i went to the south in dalmatia i would have some problems
I got a pasta
Ok thanks Go-
that's the reference
I mean Falco.
I probably should save it
remember Yugoslavia
Something about raiding servers
huh?
is he saying bot lines from tarkov
never ask Falco what he did in Yugoslavia in 1991

bruh
ok so you're retarded
its cod
azeri of brainfart speedrunning that re-exile real good
NAH NAH FR
Never ask Falco what he did to that Serbian family with 2 children
I wanna live the rest of my life as a free man unlike the native Americans from old times.
-🧓
(he has a serbian wife with 2 children)
@uncut obsidian do something
hes singing
uhhhhhhhh 🫡
Yes.
images you can hear
https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/969924176842473482 to your containment channel sir, oh wait your brainfart exile LOL
Im not
Now get the fu-
will i get banned if i send a song from the chechnya war saying it slaps
quickly madi, throw it down
NO WAY IS THAT LIGHTKEEPER
Oh! It’s gone! Now get the fuck in your containment channel!
madi quick delete this mans internet history
Warned Fat1h#3454 for: Stop posting this fucking soviet shit
Warning: 1
PRANKED
pranked
bruh
@grizzled meadow
cringe reason
Vlad is next if he doesn't stop
Someone spammed "Afghan"
Get the hint
Based reason

no, but we're sending you to chechnya, and notifying everyone there you're gау beforehand
i have spawn immunity
he tryna be Skom
what you want I'm playing tarkov
I am not homosexual
Warned meganekogekilove for: You're not immune to nothing, stop posting this soviet shit as well
Warning: 3
too bad, you're gonna be tortured for nothing then
okay i got spawncamped
tryna be Skom
Mf literally read the #📄rules or the channel description
damn
You get what you pay for
filter loophole filter loophole
for the reason
It's literally correct AND against the rules, what's your problem?
Delight stop digging your grave. Shush
You’re gonna get zapped

can't wait for delight to finally get banned and get his helper role
couldve said "Don't post soviet stuff again" or something, not this cringe discord mod crap
you know, like a normal person
Oh no he didn’t even turn off the ping
😳
revolution
a bit late to the party
Hey! death row criminal Spec here!
How long can you hold your breath?
so dramatic

mods resisting the urge to straight up mute someone for 69 days because they didn't like the joke challenge:impossible
I literally do this kind of shit every time, what are you on about
Delight is on his villain arc
Delight villain arc II
the downfall of Delight
the sequel
@solar obsidian eat Snickers, you're not you when you're hungry
the rise of Aghast
Delight epilogue
delight is fighting for brainfarter rights
Delight Villain Arc 2 the Electric Boogalo
ate today 
No more commie Gobbledigook

a true fighter
everyone post american rock music videos
you have to share your toys with the other children
!1984
but they will demote him because he is fighting for our rights
Me becoming racist because I haven't had a Snickers today
fascist mods
Your honor I plead hungy
i become more racist if i eat snickers

enemy of the state
AK 47 FOR EVERYONE

angry mob noises
literally 1789
Friend of the state
(me) (i am bioluminescent)
seize the means of meme production
Can I get a 74, I already have a 47
downfall of brainfart
french guy, what about to happen here is gonna be very natural for you
Balls
Brainfart is becoming communist.
What has the world come to for such a bastion of stupidity to fall to the depths of bullshittery?
Discord and Revolution
By Vladimir I. Delight
Trying the hardest to not to sing the soviet anthem AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Brainfart was built in a day but it's downfall was slow and painful
You, bitch
big smoke voice i'll have a 6P41 with a 1P63 and two boxes of 7N1 ammo and an extra TBL
did chat die
Nope
we march at dusk brainfart
none of that soviet
Me escaping Belarus with a can Of 7n6 5.45
true
Yea I feel right at home
That's indian...
brainfart boutta become tarkov fr fr
me infil'ing into belarus with three packs of cigarettes and a dream
everyone get your AKs we're gonna be doing jobs for a fat fuck who lives in the woods
man, starting with whole three packs, that's lucky
Who is this "Fat fuck" ?
what i could buy with 40 polish slutty idk what their currency was
Vladimir Biggus Dickus ?
EC725 caracal
Sidorobitch
pretty sure it's just barter i.e. sucking each other off
Me showing up to Belarus with one(1) American dollar
me showing up to beryozka with 10 cents
a man called jaeger who loves to see you suffer
behead them
satan
el diablo
@uncut obsidian no more soviet shit
Genocide denier meetup
@real tinsel
Bu cür videoların davamı üçün,
Bəyənib, abunə olub, rəy yazmağı unutmayın 👍
nəssən
bəxtiyaaar
my boss saw the photo on my employee id card and he didn't laugh or even mention it
i think it's pretty funny

meth.jpg
Bro did a face reveal...
Jesse Pinkman irl be like:

it is
let me shake your hand fellow always sunny enjoyer
🤝
why aren't you shaking my hand back
is there something wrong with my hand
do you find it disgusting
there is uhhhhhh
@real tinsel make this your employee card ID next.
are you disturbed by the lack of hydration on my hands
you posted a very funny religious symbol in that pic sir
ssshhhhhhh
Blatantly false
it's funny because he's eating a banana
yeahhh
Hə
bananas are yuck
🍌

Bro should be a basketball player fr fr.
yeah you like sucking dicks instead of eating bananas
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
me? i like both
Chill
moodds i think you made a mistake
my totally religious thingy wasn't against the rules
the man was only wearing the suit while devouring a nicely preserved banana
Tbh, I love commiting war cri-
it was not to offend the fellow money hoarding capitalist swine who may or may not have left through the chimneys of a certain camp in poland

POV: There is a math exam
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2eOX_uwPiWw
checked
Yk when you hear about the math exam and you're not prepared, yk you're fucked.
How to be a helper ?

i think delight got his by mostly hanging in the general chat and helping people
just know the game good enough to know how to answer the questions newbies ask
Help newbies: ❌
Troll newbies: ✅
but as far as i know it doesn't really give you any moderator permissions to abuse so what's the point
you just get a nice little yellow color
That's the point.
which i think is actually a pretty good shade of yellow
good choice on that
it's not like that fucking retarded color Alice chose
i hate that fucking yellow
look at this fucking retard
like diluted piss
yes
I don't know an Azerbaijani that's good at English fr ngl.
But you know English.
Rarety level: LEGENDARY
My man is sending his whole gallery to brainfart....
Blud sends like 5 vids everyday
SO
If korean pop is kpop
it kinda comes natural to me for some reason
then chinese rap is Crap ?
to me it actually feels more natural to speak and text in english
Same
even my thoughts are in english
I forgot Azerbaijani because Im an introvert and speak English 24/7
Sameeee
I speak to myself a lot in English
fr
i only use my language to communicate with the lesser lifeforms who can only speak the sand nwah language and literally none other and to swear
also to complain
complaining and swearing in native language is just spiritually fulfilling
💀
Yes
Yk
swearing in English feels not bad
but swearing in native language: 
I ask the guys: "Do you guys know English ?"
They say "Yes we know English, for example fuck you, and hi"
lol
all they know is "Fuck you" And "Hi" fr

azərilərin şeyidi də hər dildə ancaq söyüş bilmək
rusca bilirəm deyirəm deyirlər mənə rusca söyüş öyrət
gerigjoiergoerigheruoghru
eynisi
vallah
Deyirlər ki "rus dilində peysər nədi "

Sonra başqalarına söyürlər
böyüknən niyə yazdın peysəri
bilmirəm
gerogoeruhgi
Düzəldim bi
Rus dilindədə bildikləri bir blyatdı
bidə privet

python classes in school b like
Average Azerbaijani saying "I know Russian":
The mic being on 200% volume just makes it more RuSsIaN
hi
where are they
maja
where have they gone
i made this for bzeek on new year but i didn't add those shapes
Invalid amount argument.
Argument stated is not a number.
Usage: p!implode [image] [amount]
i was certain it was a part of his pfp
Wdym amount
now i do his avatar and it says they're not there
P!implode 231842552729305098
what
idk, but u did
Do not disrespect my broda
who evne are you
ur nobody ocmpared to khaytil
whast r u palying ir lob
in rolbox
We are the same nationality with him
WE ARE THE AZERBAIJANI
ok
no
yes
hi
Oha
what do you think maja is it funny
yes
idk idc
shit company
i dont care about ur thing
i didnt evne look at it
care then
no
rude
ok
thansjks
kyahitl
fucking maja
fucking khaytil
Hi
I'm emo
hi emo
who dis?
(i didn't)
hi delight i love you
that is Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5
Send her to brazil
hey hey
hes already in poland
however it is my work employee id card
not charlie's
charlie works at cool places like paddy's pub as a rat exterminator
send her to Bulgaria
he kills rats
send her to Azerbaijan
wouldn't that be an improvement?
i never get to kill rats
we can kill her
dont tell bz11k
yay
Bz11k is a rat
bzeek has sex with the rats
The rattiest motherfucker here
i have a count of every rat bzeek has every put his weenie in








