#đŞbruh-fart
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newbies chat is for losers
You're literally in brainfart. Stfu
brainfart is at least funny sometimes
Fair
now I am
That place is 1984
Yeah but you canât just chat here else you wonât rank up
Rank means nothing to me anyway
I want to unlock the slightly less shitty #ââ˘stalker-chat
But thatâs brainfart
If you wanna level up, go around helping newbies asking in newbies chat
My point
Is that #ââ˘stalker-chat is slightly, only slightly, better than #âđ°â˘newbies-chat
True chads are brainfart regulars though
I have a feeling that even if my reaction privs are given back, people will still fish react me.
Brainfart is my favorite insane asylum
How I write most of my protagonists
@placid sail bitch

good clownie
I got fish reacted in #1096844082774540563 and was surprised
well it's the thing about internet
do many remember busy's insightful advice on life and mental health? nah
do many remember busy's hillarious jokes and memes? nah
BUT BUSY POSTED A FUNNY MOUSE GIRL CLIP ONCE
and he's a ratfucker forever now
very thoughtful
Suffering leads to also getting admitted to happy room with no cords or anything dangling
i literally have no idea why fish react ryry
but it funni
thank you for your service
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ah yes, how do the tumblr girls put it again? "doomed by the narrative"?
in all seriousness though theres two things that go on in my head at the exact same time when a character i like dies in a media franchise and it was really obvious for a good bit that it was gonna happen
and its these vids
Thatâs why I subvert expectations and kill the person you least expected to die (from time to time)
mocapping emotes for some MMORPG? 
probably
Italians after seeing Jollibee Spaghetti
uhbyfg\
it's kinda 1984 to make people perfectly emulate idle animations instead of programming it
help meeee
state your question
im bored
oh that's an urgency huh
mhm
ngl though, one of my saddest protagonists was made during the time I was on my schizo/depression phase due to covid
Made him the way he is just so I didnât feel alone in suffering
REAL
@river robin đ
oof. yea i've kinda sorta been there in a way, but not in that way, you feel?
maja is always stinky cause she has cooties
phishe
Sort of. We all suffer in different ways
the characters i've written usually have some kind of long standing struggle they deal with, and honestly i'd be lying if i said at least one of them wasnt a more fantastical and hyperbolic version of some shit i deal with IRL, but like, yknow, that's not at all an uncommon technique for writers to pull from personal experiences and past struggles or even deeply personal trauma for their writing.
i suffered physically today, i had to go outside of the territory of my house
terrifying
ikre
We both write characters similarly lmao. One thing to note about mine is some suffer from a trauma thatâs not mine but similar to it. (Ex. Give this dude social anxiety and make him have panic attacks in social situations much in the same way I had panic attacks when I felt the intrusive thoughts were harassing me)
Hereâs some words of encouragement I guess. âWhen you walk out your comfort zone, youâre unknowingly making it bigger.â
your chances of being killed by a cow are low but never zero
i mean the character i'm referring to that i wrote experiences a more hyperbolic form of the sort of percieved social isolation and feelings of being a stranger to everyone that i've dealt with for a long time. granted for him it's caused by his status of being a literal fucking vampire and not just an autistic goober but i digress.
that said that struggle has gotten significantly better as of recent, so that's nice.
progress.
Yeah, thatâs eerily similar to mine. My saddest guy has genuine self-loathing issues because itâs one of the things I dealt with. Difference is I got mine just because I set a high standard to myself thanks to how I was raised whilst he hates himself because he always blames himself for people who died. This is because he thinks he couldâve saved them if he was stronger
Much like you though, Iâve seen improvements and generally donât see myself like trash
ah, the classic fallacy of "if i had the knowlege and ability i have now that i got from the experience while i was IN that experience, i could have prevented it", a fallacy i know all too well.
Same. Heâs slowly coming to terms that their deaths were unavoidable and that being mopey all the time wonât help
progress~
Terry is wanted in 49 states.
Terry is one of my favorite memes in the gun community
Give me the Spanish 5.56 MG42 Terry
who wants a picture of one of my dogs
no thanks
Why
Drink nyquil or whiskey till you pass out
What is the temp where you are. In freedom units if possible
Thatâs not cold?
Already took my drugs for the evening, they havenât kicked in yet
what is the best root beer?
Just hope you donât get a lingering cough after the flu. Still got coughs a month later after my flu
Truth
Remember, the Root in rootbeer is there because it is below regular beer.
Still root beer though

Henry weinhard's Rootbeer, Barq, AW, and Mug are all good rootbeers
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it is decent
False
you really live up to your PFP
Cope
any type of alcohol is bad
Does it bother you that someone doesnât like something else and expressed that?
Sounds highly regarded.
its not booze
âŚ.
its soda made from root
Itâs shit too
like you?
ryry is just mad his tastebuds got busted from eating too much ass
cant enjoy rootbeer anymore
I don't even think he eats ass
Yeah 
no one will wanna be near him
I dislike root beer. Never saw the appeal
It just doesnât taste good
Give me sprite or coke any day of the week. Hell, give me Pepeâs I even.
idk it has childhood attached to it. a simpler time
ew ew ew
I tasted it as a child and didnât like it.
for henry's and barqs
he likes coke but not rootbeer
wtf
coke is nasty
too sweet
if it didnt have an acid in it, you'd literally vomit after a sip
âHe doesnât like something that I like BUT LIKES SOMETHING I DONT WAAAAAAAAAAâ
why are you projecting your crying tears
wtf
Schwepp's or Canada Dry ginger ale soda
Root beer and coke is shit
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i said ur drink is nasty and now ur sobbing over chat
Youâre the one who got upset I said root beer was bad
Dalandan soda is king
die
I think my favorite soda is that Pepsi Nitro draft soda they came out with last year or so
good soda
Ye
Cream? Itâs vanillaâŚ
Sure
Either one, but I prefer normal
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I like to pour it in a giant clear glass mug and pretend itâs a draft beer
horehound is yummy
The fuck is horehound
you wouldn't know, since ur obviosuly an infant with ur soda choices
Stay mad
im not, im just shocked at how an infant can type this well
As I said, stay mad
you're seething rn
i dont think so
lol who should
Damn why you gotta roast yourself like that
its discord no one here is a scholar or anyone important
Heâs trying to downplay my victory. He has lost.
âI didnât lose because nothing here is importantâ
Your point is valid, yet you still failed, and nothing will change that.
Root beer is shit.

you seem like a sour fella because you have bad taste in soda
I like what I like and dislike what I dislike and nothing will change, least of all you.
you said you tried it when you were a kid and you didnt like it
So go ahead and judge me on my soda taste.
Root beer is shit.
did you ever try it again or are you still just a child
Iâve tried it more recently too
Heâs mad at me
yeah cause rootbeer is good
I donât like root beer itâs not good
I donât think itâs good and he canât accept that
To you, not for me but I wonât fight you over it
I think rootbeer tastes like shit because sassafras is not in the stuff
Root beer is a meme soda
ts basically an old timey cough drop so I get it
Iâll gladly drink it if it has sassafras out of curiosity
Also most root beer has no caffeine so I can drink it late into the night
Same with Coca cola
Surprised we canât do that in gamma to be honest
âHmm, energy drink not strong enough, cocaine timeâ
Then they realized âoh wait cocaine is now illegal! Guess we should change our product upâŚâ
Same with root beer and sassafras
Cola gang said sassafras was carcinogenic so it was banned in the US
The dosage for sassafras to be lethal though means chugging crap tons of root beer though iirc
so like 1/6 americans if it was in most sodas
I remember reading on a transparent cola company that listed the alcohol content [0.05% or some such] and the companies convinced the stores not to put it with regular soft drinks. Despite it being lower than the unlabaled content of solvent alcohols in Mountain Dew notably [0.07% or something]
Powerful child
Bruh, I did a face shape measurement and it said I have a heart shaped face right?
He's literally me
@grizzled meadow
Real

walter white teaches his son how to roller skate
its always so fucked to think about how walter white and the dad from Malcolm in the middle are the same actor.
but the funny alternate joke ending to breaking bad that was filmed as an extra that's a reference to that fact is REALLY funny
love that vid.
Apparently they are making the grind and economy slightly less shit
can we play drg together uwu

So true
yeah they have
its fun to kill cas planes aswell
not as easy as blowing up a king tiger :)
Lol it's better with heli's especially if you are ka-50 
does butcher not sell 5.45 anymore.
105 HEATFS fired from an M-51 hitting the turret armor of a Konigstiger is fun
good
Llama
How are you my man
hi
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a rapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
ââTis Biggie Cheese,â I muttered, ârapping at my chamber door
Biggie Cheese and nothing more.â
ai cats
AI cats
gey sex only
gey banned
Homosexual activities
đŻââď¸
second one on the left looks like among
yes
testicle inspection machine
Can confirm this is real
The poster blurred out is ironic 
I have to be honest, it feels like it needs another year in the oven
seems fine to me
the gameplay itself is nice
beta was a little rough but what can you expect
there's funny woman now
The fps was awful in the beta
Is she really funny though?
it was fine for me
it had a few small spikes but that's it
and it's gonna get fixed in the full release anyway
I'd assume
me fr
On my rig and brothers rig it ran at like a constant 45 fps
Also the cop health seems just a tad too high compared to payday 2
We were both on a ssd desktop
I mean payday 2 had like a billion cops rushing you in the same hallway
this game is a bit more controled
so that's probably why
True true
plus cops get stunned a lot
I definitely like payday 3 but idk if it's a day one purchase
me fr
Maybe after a couple of months after release it'll be ready
yeah I'm gonna wait at least a month or two just to see what the general public feels about it
maybe wait for russianbadger to make a video on it if possible
i found her annoying but that could be that im biased towards locke or bain
well that's in the same vain as Dallas having a different voice actor
I'm definitely bias towards Bain so yee
And wolf
ye
How did you like new wolf yee or nah?
honestly it seemed pretty faithful to the original to me
I didn't really notice much of a difference in the action
Dallas I definitely did but it wasn't bad
Yeah I quite enjoyed new wolf
She cruel on my squad till i biocurrency
bitcoin
bitcoin miner
When did Mattie get unexiled?
You let this maniac run free?
That's the same pretty much
:3
ye
Not before he kills another person of cringe first
Then he gets sent back to prison
We do a little bit of shitstaining brainfart

This is where I post from
Yea
gm
@wide basin 

Jonkari P is a master at these 
he really fell off, reuploading stuff
@placid sail
what happens when you touch a calculator with a calculator though
what happens if you use a calculator to divide by zero on another calculator
it crashes
me
No way....
barock obama
Per daug
per maĹžai

reikia #general-lt kanalo
Jau tuoj lietuviai 50% demografikos uĹžims Äia
me
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literally me
eh, could be better.
you?
They never do, most lose sanity as well
REAL
Real
gm
you're not on even ground anymore
cause he got unexiled
totally not because I told him
dedicated employee
Mate I think Iâve just been forgotten at this point 
Based
If gluttony was a person

breakfast
what is that a cheese kransky?
what
epic 7 days croissant
best one there is
vannila one is very good too
oh i thought it was a sausage in some pastry lmao
DAAA NAHUI 
ur mader is a fackin chiken and ur fader is gypi
u have no argurment
femboy
- mid monster choice
healthiest brainfarters meal
im just eating fried rice for breakfast rn
zased
yes yes ty
had all the stuff here to make it 
Just rice?
air fried rice
Why not some chicken, chicken tikka masala or lamb keema
i don't know how to make any of these.
I know how to make chicken with sweet and sour sauce
and rice
that's my dinner for today btw
i mean i like fried rice and stuff, but never with vegetables, i always make/order that shit without the vegetables
sissy
ngl vegetables are the worst part of indian food
tru tru
yes
DA NAXUY PIZDIET ZAJEBIS
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then ask to be unexiled
me fr
so you can be better
pls papa, i lern my wrongds đŚ
who, mr falco ?
it worked for me it worked for mattie
if I tell you who to ping they're gonna hate me
so you do you
@split canyon pls mr turtle i promise i will not be st00pid anymore
that's the wrong falco
also you shouldnt actually ping them
just wait for them to be in chat and ask
me rn
no dick
why!?
Don't use ur own product
is it because of toxic "git guds"?
not really
gamma got boring
this new update made everything easier apart from BS
that is absolutely retarded
hmm, the progression seems better for me 
well, it is what it is.
have a good time 
(in tarkov...)
it is better and because of that ultimately easier
I never said it was bad
hi
hey there
hi dad
meoow
meeeeow
nom nom nom
Yummy
yeah i'm good, how are you
yaay
Fitgirl pfp 
hiiiiiii dad
19 dollar fortnite giftcard who wants it?
me
yeah I saw one
HI FALCO
i lied, there is no fortnite giftcard, there is only pain
oh my god shut the fuck up already
fortnight is pain good sir
i don't know, i never played it
is that what ever woman youâve ever talk to has said to you?
no
I was put in a rubber room once and forced to play it
you should stop breathing
@grizzled meadow hello, i would like to ask if i've been exiled long enough. i have learnt from my mistakes.
Where you crazy?
he pinged mods, exile him twice!
maybe it will cancel eachother out
my breathing provides a purpose and is recycled eventually, yours is toxic from that musk of your unwashed body, stop wasting oxygen
that is not how mafia works

Petition to make this a sticker
wwow, u changed
wym? :(
end yourself
im still cutie patootie
you repeating what you hear daily?
Monkey see monkey do
hai delightt
Grok seeing the word "gai" not censored by the mods in #đŞbruh-fart
hello
hru?
better now.
you?
maxin' relaxin' all cool
actually yes, kill yourself is the most common insult in brainfart
its true
For you maybe
leave it be, Herr Bayerische
Lmao
no for everyone lmao

just bc you say lmao doesn't make it funny btw
why do you hate meowmachine so much
just because you talk to your parents doesnt mean they love you
cringemachine
This is how brainfarters talk to eachother
you must be new here, welcome
welcome to the dumpster, you're dumped here
you probably think your insulting me really good, but in actuality i really don't care
you say that but you bother responding
Clearlyyouâve nothing better to do
Which is kinda sad-
i got nothing better to do while drinking my coffe
can we make a sticker
shut the fuck up
weeb shit
disapproved
based
Your pfp
fak u say me man?
looks like rape
Its not you being bred btw
completely different style
Fatherless style
eh...
no it isn't 
do u have the full thing
anime
what
I wonder if thats llama
No shit dumbass
pretty normal for anime fans
do you want to know
don't
lmao okay i wont
you have herpes simplex
Im a perfect pure innocent being
hahahahhahahahahaha bro that is legit funny thx you made my morning
yw qt
what
What did you do
grande cojones ajaja
Weon
Weon
Falco did kekw so it is funny
Falco delete the kek
shrimple as that
No its more clamplicated than that
eggplant react this shrimp
i was an asshat in this channel after the exile. but before that it was some crude cringe shit in #ââ˘stalker-chat or #âđ°â˘newbies-chat i dont remember. i talked about the attractiveness of certain women with firearms and whether or not i would have sex with them. upon reflection for several months now, i see that this is not a topic anybody would wish to discuss with me, and i would unreservedly apologize to those affected if given the opportunity.
also you super reacted (very cringe)
Id discuss it
you can look at my message history
oh
I'll see what I can do
bro I told you to ask to be unexiled
not give the man a lecture
do you miss the newfren channel that much

Meow~
adds a mute 
yeah its nice to be able to ask random questions and i actually enjoy helping newer players
No meowing in brainfart
appreciate it, if i have to wait longer it's no problem
give unfit to help role
also @grizzled meadow whys the gey word banned ?
homophobic gamma server
"We'll call you back regarding your job application."
because you're gay
says you
true
I already said why more than once
mfw homophobia
but i'm very fit
well it wasnt banned for a while, now its banned again
defeated homophobia by defeating homosexuality
Share to raise awareness
kill yourself
Mr llama

hi
I don't know why, 1984 for me
And it wasn't banned here, the rest of the server is still banned
Why bother with this wench

it was banned here then was unbanned here and now banned here too again
whats esther 8 weapon
llama you should type /kill in Minecraft

P!cat
me
falco why is insh allah banned
I know what that does smh
insh allah
confirm leave in tarkov
bro really thinks im an idiot
@solar obsidian no btw
i cant type the word, i know how it got
P!translate insh allah english
That language is not supported.
FUCK YOUUU
you are clueless, you don't know, you're a 11 year old who shat his pants in school
Whatever you said isn't the reason

i dont understand what you mean
why can't I praise allah in gamma channrl
AHHH du hurensohn ich will unreal tournament spielen!
you should install more RAM onto your PC for better memory
du hurensohn was the first german word i learnt
it is haram brother
its a very important word
i know
begone kuffar, to the gallows
donor kabob
Insh allah
i didnt say the reason
Insha'allah 
You did and the bot got you 
most important word, i killed a dude yesterday that was named du hurensohn
the response to the mafia gif? that was a joke
yes

UwU~ Daddy
đ¤Ž
nuts berserk tbh
tf2 been in a downward spital for years
what 19 years with no update does to a community
fr fr
i wonder how its like being the one developer hated so much by valve that you get put to work on tf2
hey ivan
Alo
still alive i see
you expect something else?
yea? 
kms too â¤ď¸
strawber
strawber
you are beautiful
zamn
kinda gey
no homo
too late
femlight
it's in denial

pishki na maikiti iasmihue cevapci
washing horses for 15 RON in Romania
Yes it means have a nice day
so wholesome discord mod wishes user nice day and gifts flowers
wholesome discord moment
very
bargain
my dream job
yo science combo slaps
theres so many factions missign tho
L
turn subtitles on and off again or change to auto translate
no i- it only happens on one certain video
i dont need subtitles either way
just posted for funsies
thx tho
Moderators, heâs posting his own nudes, ban him
Fish react
it is time
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way better than the original
what do you mean the og is a banger
man thank god, i would have ended our friendship if you said the og song is not a banger
yes this is indeed what i was referencing
brainfart
I have been made aware of a strange competition

competitive jigsaw puzzles
this shit live

WORLD JIGSAW PUZZLE CHAMPIONSHIP 2023 - 21 SEPTEMBER IN THE MORNING
SEPTEMBER 20-24
MILLENNIUM DOME-VALLADOLID (SPAIN)

âWorld jigsaw puzzle federationâ sounds like a shitty dj tag

21st night of september
do you?
me do
the mage player equipping the last prism he got after killing moon lord 50 times:
what did you do
joined harvest
biggest mistake i could ever do as it seems
another one
harvest is cursed
stop using mods
while playing casual
if you desperate for your femboy pyro to work then make it casual compatible

Hi
No fucking way










