#🎪bruh-fart

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solar obsidian
tulip ravine
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Rate this gatto chat

tulip ravine
tulip ravine
odd sail
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Very clean toes

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I rate 9/10

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dermatologist approved

tacit phoenix
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My brother makes shit like this (And doesn't clean)

tulip ravine
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Mrs stepped on my foot by accident and closed door on them

odd sail
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wow

tulip ravine
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Ended up cracking one and having rip it off dread

solar obsidian
odd sail
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that's a 6 month wait in the queues

tulip ravine
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From primary only was like 5 pound nd all

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Primark

tacit phoenix
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Deadass, crocs rule

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They look ugly af

odd sail
tacit phoenix
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But they are giga comfy

odd sail
tulip ravine
tulip ravine
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So when we pass through I make it my goal to embarrass her

tulip ravine
odd sail
oblique spire
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thongs come with 2 pieces

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left thong

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right thong

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smh

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throw both

odd sail
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he means the undy

tulip ravine
oblique spire
odd sail
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( clueless )

oblique spire
tulip ravine
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It’s funny as fuck to see their reactions and her reaction

odd sail
tulip ravine
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She got me back though so we even for now Susge

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Until next week when we go Sheffield shopping centre

odd sail
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got you back by slicing your toes

tulip ravine
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I said I’m gonna go pandora and get a ring

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So I’m gonna get it

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Give it her

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Then return it and say oh I just wanted to show you

tulip ravine
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We both just find making each others life’s living hell hilarious

pure hatch
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Chinese cuisine

tacit phoenix
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Screaming frui

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t

hot snow
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sir that's a cat

tulip ravine
river zealot
hot snow
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yeah I just realized

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that's an egg

odd sail
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eskimos are canadian though

heavy halo
solar obsidian
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no

hot snow
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that's their thing

odd sail
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so eskimos live in antarctica

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and penguins live in norway

hot snow
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yes

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totally

pastel quartz
tulip ravine
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Average Brit

hot snow
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he passed

river zealot
fallow trellis
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america loves violence thats why they invented video games

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just like what that woman said at walmart
videogames is violence

hot snow
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if you say that to an american you will be turned into a video game

fallow trellis
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I will eat you

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🥚 letsgooo

hot snow
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that's happened to me

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too many times to count

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so go ahead

fallow trellis
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🍳 letsgooo

hot snow
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consume to your mouths consent

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it will not stop the voices

fallow trellis
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💊 letsgooo

river zealot
fallow trellis
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take ur meds take ur meds take ur meds take ur meds take ur meds take ur meds take ur meds take ur meds take ur meds take ur meds take ur meds

hot snow
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you do not need the pills

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they are bad for your body

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all you need to survive is egg

meager maple
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They are coming They are coming They are coming They are coming They are coming

hot snow
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bussin bussin bussin bussin bussin bussin

past nacelle
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When I take my meds I sleep for 18 hours

hot snow
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exactly

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they hurt the brain for seconds of relief

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nothing is worth the risk

pure hatch
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This is why people don’t want therapy. The meds and the price

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Dunno why they think losing anxiety is fine if the price is a serious side effect from the drug

hot snow
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bro pulled out the glasses for this brainfart moment

odd sail
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play high stress game
get insane amounts of stress
real life becomes cod
profit

hot snow
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profit from what

odd sail
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profit from dead factory workers

pure hatch
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Since you are egg, I assume you know this game
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1317020/77p_egg_Eggwife/

77p egg: Eggwife is a crude, gory, toilet-humour-driven first-person shooter inspired by the likes of Postal 2, Duke Nukem 3D, Goat Simulator, and a general tone of "good enough" during development; an attempt at embracing the jankiness that comes with making your first game.Set in Sheffie, England, you play as 77p egg; a potty-mouthed stick fig...

Price

$7.99

▶ Play video
tulip ravine
hot snow
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leather bottle

tulip ravine
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I support their local and historic rivals, even I get goosebumps when I go anfield dread

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The atmosphere is indescribable

fallow trellis
# hot snow all you need to survive is egg

Join Basically editor Amiel Stanek as he attempts to cook an egg in almost every way possible. Which method is the best? Can there be a best method? What does 'best' even mean? Who says what's best? Not us. They're all eggcelent (besides the ones that aren't).

Check out each of the methods here (thanks to Asaf Lebovic for making this list):
...

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teal forge
heavy halo
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night night

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I lob u all

teal forge
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@oblique spire notice something?

oblique spire
teal forge
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So F-16x15A should this be on US line top tier br 45.0

river zealot
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freedom to go to god

pure hatch
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So I just found out, some dude who lived in Texas decided to hop onto his plane and crash into an IRS building

teal forge
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Other countries - dedicated cartoon channels
My Country - News Channels 💀

pure hatch
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Dude was sick and tired of the IRS bullshitting him and putting him near poverty for decades, so he decided to completely fuck them over and cost them millions in repair and lost documents

oblique spire
pure hatch
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Most of us probably have some gripes with the taxman. Though, you probably wouldn't give your life over it... would you?

"The 2010 Austin suicide attack occurred on Thursday, February 18, 2010, when Andrew Joseph Stack III deliberately crashed his single-engine Piper Dakota light aircraft into Building I of the Echelon office complex in Austin...

▶ Play video
teal forge
pure hatch
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Sir, take off the tinfoil hat

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Love how the Joker is scared of the IRS yet Mr. Stack decided to give them 9/11 flashbacks as revenge

grizzled meadow
hot snow
pastel quartz
# grizzled meadow

What if you wanted to go to work but yakuza said 20 minute cutscene is also very applicable

hasty nacelle
hot snow
# grizzled meadow

the first time I saw this meme format I thought the brown thing in the background is his rotting nail peeling off

wispy warren
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Diggas

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Whats ur fav breakfast?

hot snow
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cereal

pastel quartz
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I still need to finish yakuza 0 before I get to any kid lore

river zealot
pastel quartz
livid pond
hot snow
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I just realised the accounts name is booblover

earnest briar
livid pond
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romanians stole it

oblique spire
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time to play minecraft after

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like

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years

hot snow
oblique spire
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real

oblique spire
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Gaijin when BMPT72

void stream
# oblique spire

what a cool looking vehicle. I sure hope its actually combat effective and not just another kremlin ego project.

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☝️ cluess

oblique spire
teal forge
# oblique spire

Oh no then what T-15 ifv?, there's way too many vehicles for Soviets possibly 2s9 Nona? 2s19 msta? 2s31 vena, bmpt-72 2, T-15ifv, T-90m T-90s, T-90MS

oblique spire
river zealot
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or maybe even t84-120

teal forge
# river zealot when t84 oplot

Looking at the current situation I guess maybe not soon enough. Plus it will anger you know many player bases if it gets added under you know what...

teal forge
teal forge
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You know I always imagined what if t-64bvm existed ... that would be cool it's still a good tank

runic kernel
crimson flame
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true

wraith osprey
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true

oblique spire
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true

void stream
crimson flame
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fuck me? 😳

oblique spire
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Amogus @narrow lotus @stone blade

odd sail
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eepy

teal forge
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@oblique spire @river zealot right now I don't care what ground vehicles get added I want bob semple tank under British or American tech tree

oblique spire
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it would be under the british considering it's a New zealand tank, which new zealand is part of the Commonwealth

oblique spire
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?

teal forge
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?

oblique spire
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?

teal forge
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?

void stream
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its not a tank its a technical

hot snow
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this is not the war thunder channel what is this blabbering

quaint ore
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Syrian tech tree when

teal forge
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Me- mom I want object 279 hmbt
Mom- no dear we have object 279 at home

quaint ore
buoyant yacht
uncut obsidian
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my legs hurti

hot snow
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what'd you do

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did you hit your legs

pure hatch
proud torrent
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brainfart

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have a chittering creacher in this trying time

hot snow
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I never try

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things just happen

proud torrent
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the times are trying, not you

solar obsidian
proud torrent
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trying to kill you

hot snow
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the times are not special

river zealot
odd sail
pastel quartz
uncut obsidian
river zealot
pastel quartz
livid pond
solar obsidian
quaint ore
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Tf did I just watch

solar obsidian
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30 seconds of my life to shambles

quaint ore
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I shall punish myself by going to the gym and doing legs extra hard Chadge

river zealot
quaint ore
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Swole is the goal

proud torrent
placid sail
pastel quartz
placid sail
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gentlemen

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I've secured the best trade deal in my life

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they say sex is good, but have you tried sextuple crate of books

river zealot
placid sail
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it's a throwaway set while I'm finishing crafting the big dick set

hot snow
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terraria is better than minecraft

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and I won't understand any objections

river zealot
mint mist
mint mist
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every mod in terraria is the same calamity shit

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minecraft mods are 70 thousand different things

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there isn o factorio, tarkov, or anything in terraria

placid sail
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again with comparing green and seven you people

hot snow
placid sail
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terraria's playstyle is different from minecraft in so many ways

mint mist
hot snow
mint mist
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roblox isnt an actual thing, it doesnt mean a single fuckign thing, its just a platform
how could someone make roblox out of minecraft

hot snow
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what

quaint ore
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Like

hot snow
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maja your english is breaking up

quaint ore
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1:1

mint mist
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in roblox, there are mincrafts and shit

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but how are you gonna make roblox, IN minecraft, if roblox, is just a platform? and roblox on its own, means nothing?

placid sail
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maja is trying to say that roblox isn't a particular game, but a platform for actual games, so importing roblox in terraria is impossible, since there is no core gameplay, just many many different maps and games

mint mist
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no, in minecraft, that's what egg was talkign about

hot snow
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Minecraft already has the first thing

placid sail
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I mean yeah in minecraft

native jungle
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Who cares, both are garbage games for zoomers.

mint mist
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terraria is for zoomers????

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what

native jungle
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Roblox and Minecraft...

mint mist
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oh

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ok

placid sail
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that hurts my senile feelings

hot snow
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minecraft is seen as a game for zoomers cause of uh

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recent internet popularity

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roblox just kinda sucks now so yeah

pure hatch
native jungle
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Both are good baby sitters for shitty parents.

mint mist
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roblox in 2015 trolldespair

quaint ore
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I saw uncanny amounts of Russian/nazi propaganda on roblox

pure hatch
hot snow
placid sail
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I've never actually played roblox and don't understand why it's even popular, but then again, many people don't get the appeal of minecraft, so I guess I just missed my window of getting acquainted with it

pure hatch
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I only boot up to play BRM5 in roblox

mint mist
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i miss build to survive games, thats mostly it
aND omgggg i'm trying to find a game where you defend a cake, i think from zombies, for a long time

hot snow
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BUT

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it sucks niw

quaint ore
placid sail
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my go to for a million of silly game modes was warcraft 3 lol

pure hatch
placid sail
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until it was killed in a gruesome way

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curse you bobby kotick

hot snow
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now I just wanna go on a tangent about why Roblox used to be good

pure hatch
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If we’re talking about ruined crap, then skibidi toilet and nextbots are cancers unto gmod

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Ruined Gmod workshop for me

hot snow
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but that would just make me the most average Roblox fan

pure hatch
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The fact our roblox accounts are probably older than half the playerbase is hilarious

mint mist
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skull

hot snow
mint mist
placid sail
hot snow
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basically the only reason stuff is getting worse is cause the current meta is being kid accessible

pure hatch
placid sail
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uganda knuckles used to be a thing too

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and then poof

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out of trend

hot snow
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and then it's gonna come back years later

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like trollface

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and cat memes

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10 year old memes that are returning in different forms

oblique spire
mint mist
placid sail
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trollface is still around only because it's a simple and universal unit of information

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cats are eternal

oblique spire
hot snow
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and that's the memer

placid sail
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skibidi is gonna die out the moment you stop giving it attention

hot snow
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I mean there's no real way to tell

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you can't tell me you expected troll face to come back when you realised it was dead

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cause I sure as hell didnt

mint mist
river robin
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Fucking hate skibidi.

mint mist
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it was a meme at one point but it just became a default emote

solar obsidian
oblique spire
river robin
hot snow
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llort

placid sail
hot snow
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it's art

solar obsidian
placid sail
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the whole point of memes, aside from funny, is that it's the next generation of compressed data exchange

river robin
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He’s going on a metal gear rant

hot snow
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I don't even know what that is

placid sail
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an example

hot snow
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i didn't expect meme lore to get this deep

river robin
solar obsidian
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alex jones

hot snow
placid sail
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futile, repeating process, doomed to never reach a conclusion, with a hint of depression, desperation and tiredness

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=

river robin
placid sail
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boom

river robin
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NOOOO

hot snow
river robin
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MY ONE WEAKNESS

placid sail
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one simple symbol conveys a lot of meaning

hot snow
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brother you can't tell me you see memes and start thinking of the meaning behind them

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you watch too much LIMC

solar obsidian
stone blade
placid sail
river robin
slate crown
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just took lsd for the first time

hot snow
river robin
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The walls are melting

slate crown
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i feel alive

mint mist
river robin
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NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

slate crown
placid sail
slate crown
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my mind is too silly to be broken that easily kekw

slate crown
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the only one i fear is maja

slate crown
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literally no difference

river robin
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So he’s shitfaced

slate crown
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yea i am pretty lit

placid sail
slate crown
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i can't have a psychotic episode with this shit playing man kekw

placid sail
mint mist
pastel quartz
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Fell asleep on Gamma loading screen

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Woke up now

mint mist
pastel quartz
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Hiiiii

hot snow
mint mist
river robin
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skill issue?

pastel quartz
dreamy flaxBOT
slate crown
# mint mist boooo.

i sorry maja but you singlehandedly destroyed brain fart at one point but i forgive you

mint mist
carmine crown
solar obsidian
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what she looking at? what2

river robin
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Stop fish reacting me

pastel quartz
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Oh skill issue maj

mint mist
pastel quartz
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Ily but

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Skill issue

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do you know how strong your acid was?

slate crown
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150ug

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the default ammount

pastel quartz
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i don’t think there’s a default amount

slate crown
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i got my stuff from a trusted source so im gucci

mint mist
slate crown
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some might be different cause im giant

mint mist
solar obsidian
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yummy

mint mist
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i love soap

slate crown
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same

mint mist
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🧼

pastel quartz
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My everything hurts i have a indent on my hand from the metal band i use on my hair

placid sail
mint mist
slate crown
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lmao you'll pull through

pastel quartz
mint mist
pastel quartz
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Works best

mint mist
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doesnt sound like it

pastel quartz
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Plastic snaps sometimes

placid sail
pastel quartz
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ye i usually don't wear it when i sleep

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But

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I fell asleep on my desk

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Also hii bar

mint mist
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how boring was gamma taht u fell aselp

pastel quartz
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Loadin screen

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To army warehouses

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I lay my head down

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Black out

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Here noe

mint mist
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jesus i wanna sleep like that

pastel quartz
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(literal hell)

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
pale ingot
pastel quartz
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yea

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Wsg ham

runic kernel
pastel quartz
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Wha

weak jackal
amber marsh
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Still a horny lil gremlin huh maja?

mint mist
amber marsh
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the pfp

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is it the lewd version or sfw?

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knowing you it's the nsfw one

pale ingot
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why do you know that pfp has 2 versions

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i think youre projecting a little

carmine crown
amber marsh
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cuz I'm a horny mf too

mint mist
amber marsh
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dm me the pic 🙏

mint mist
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i sent it int his chat already

amber marsh
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The full one?

mint mist
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idfk the only one i have

amber marsh
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Ahh it's the sfw one

odd sail
delicate flower
teal forge
amber marsh
pastel quartz
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Like fifty times

odd sail
pastel quartz
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There's an artist tag on there maybe?

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Looks like there is at least, don't know don't care and definitely not gonna look

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
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Baby photos

scenic field
pastel quartz
stone blade
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I ordered

pastel quartz
amber marsh
uncut obsidian
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hi chat

odd sail
eager igloo
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Hiii

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How's Vladivostok

golden stratus
light steeple
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HAHAHA BUTTFUCK BLOODSUCKER

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freedom activities

pastel quartz
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so silly so funny

uncut obsidian
odd sail
pastel quartz
uncut obsidian
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im js chilling near the water

odd sail
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Nais

uncut obsidian
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haven't heard the sound of sea waves in like 5-6 years

pastel quartz
narrow lotus
uncut obsidian
odd sail
stone blade
narrow lotus
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ivan madi dont speak tarkov

odd sail
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ivan has relapsed

narrow lotus
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The Russian Special Forces about to snipe you with the GL from 300 meters*

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clueless They just doing thermal training

narrow lotus
odd sail
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the north koreans or the japanese are going to emerge from the waters and kidnap you

odd sail
solar obsidian
narrow lotus
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That is so bad

solar obsidian
odd sail
wraith osprey
odd sail
pastel quartz
uncut obsidian
odd sail
urban ocean
solar obsidian
narrow lotus
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p!ban @manic wagon Weirdo piece of work streaming lots of cringe and offensive stuff , yikes

uncut obsidian
foggy mantleBOT
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check @manic wagon has been banned.

pure hatch
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what the fuck happened

pastel quartz
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Average fucker named Bjorn

pure hatch
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please elaborate

scenic remnant
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Ola

pastel quartz
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Same user?

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same user

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mods pull up his user id

pure hatch
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so the dude who got banned was a degen? got it

pastel quartz
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yea

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and we have a new brainfarter i think

narrow lotus
scenic remnant
pastel quartz
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I would pay good money to

narrow lotus
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ohohoh

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nice one

pure hatch
pastel quartz
foggy mantleBOT
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scenic remnant
pastel quartz
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i would pay good money to

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as in

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see it

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yea exactly

pure hatch
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yep, furry

pastel quartz
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wait who furry

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furry what

dreamy flaxBOT
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kekpoint @scenic remnant (plummy2932) has been muted Forever for reason: 10d

narrow lotus
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oops

pastel quartz
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ten days

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god damn

narrow lotus
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shit i reversed the commands

pure hatch
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you literally said you wanted to see a stream of a dude jacking off while growling like an animal

narrow lotus
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lmfao

pastel quartz
pure hatch
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furry

pastel quartz
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Shame it's probably bullshit

dreamy flaxBOT
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iedy, are you sure you want to re-mute the person for 10 days? (Previous time will be deleted)

dreamy flaxBOT
pastel quartz
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Imagine if there was a recording of that somewhere

fierce jay
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So Josta was being too kind

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Posted that shit in newbies as well and he only got exiled here

narrow lotus
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Josta gave him a chance

pastel quartz
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Gentleboys and ladymen I'm famus 🥰

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i actually weep

fierce jay
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Myeah

solar obsidian
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n KEK

wraith osprey
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🥹
I kneel

pastel quartz
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i weep and i kneel

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so true

wraith osprey
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🌲 posting

uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
slate crown
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Maggot

narrow lotus
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wait

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Real Pangolino

pastel quartz
tardy thunder
pastel quartz
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no

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actual chains

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actual metal chains

pastel quartz
river robin
narrow lotus
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Delight why

pastel quartz
solar obsidian
narrow lotus
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against the rules for us

solar obsidian
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hey, i didnt break them

narrow lotus
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we agreed we do not allow that word because of the connotations it has

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so yeah

solar obsidian
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ah

pastel quartz
narrow lotus
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people would do exactly what you would think ,they would spam that word instead of the n word to bypass shit

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no no

solar obsidian
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sorry, i genuily didnt know, i used that word before and nothing happened

pastel quartz
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Yeah i thought it was like a tribe name, it is right?

river robin
narrow lotus
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its ok you are a silly sausig

solar obsidian
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p!birb

foggy mantleBOT
solar obsidian
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p!birb

narrow lotus
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thats a borb

foggy mantleBOT
pastel quartz
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damn

solar obsidian
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thats better

pastel quartz
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he looks fucked up

river robin
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Damn what did they do to it.

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Too much seeds

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🐟

pastel quartz
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anyway]

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ledy can i get unexiled now

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pretty please

narrow lotus
#

what did u do

pastel quartz
narrow lotus
#

Yes

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We do not allow nsfw

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Or animal harming

narrow lotus
#

Fine, get out

pastel quartz
#

oh yay

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thank yooou

narrow lotus
#

If it happens again you will never leave this

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Only way you leave brainfart is in a coffin that writes ban

pastel quartz
#

sir yes sir

solar obsidian
#

kinky

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insert that gachi "fuck you" guy in chains meme

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imagine if casino exiles start turning into real life gambling addicts

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oh boy

pastel quartz
#

99.99% of gambler quit before they win big

solar obsidian
#

bruh ur bio skull4k

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dank

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mr. tree, did u dye ur leafs (hair) too?

pastel quartz
#

We have had this conversation before 🌳

pastel quartz
solar obsidian
pastel quartz
carmine crown
#

OH shit

solar obsidian
#

how many vietnamesse do u house in ur tree?

pastel quartz
dreamy flaxBOT
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:flag_vn: Vietnamese (Tiếng Việt)
blank⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

shut

solar obsidian
#

😶

lime dew
carmine crown
odd sail
carmine crown
pastel quartz
carmine crown
#

Wise words

lime dew
lime dew
# pastel quartz

this may be a controversial opinion around these parts, but i think that pee is not, in fact, stored in the balls

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and both liquids are actually the same thing

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think about it

undone tree
lime dew
#

both are sticky and red

heavy halo
#

In awake

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Im sleepy

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waaah

undone tree
#

Good morning Falco

carmine crown
#

Propaganda, where else would the piss be stored in?

solar obsidian
pastel quartz
lime dew
#

the distinction is unneeded

pastel quartz
undone tree
lime dew
#

the piss is stored both in the balls and the bladder

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and rerouted as needed

odd sail
#

why doesnt my balls hurt when i dont pee

carmine crown
lime dew
#

for the time being

lime dew
#

for quick access

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there's also the difference between firing modes

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full auto vs burst fire

carmine crown
#

Didn't know that, thank you Internet schizophrenic

lime dew
#

my pleasure

mint mist
#

hi

mint mist
lime dew
#

😳

pastel quartz
#

I've seem that somewhere before

lime dew
#

seems vaguely familiar

odd sail
pastel quartz
odd sail
#

you go back

mint mist
#

no

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i love him

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you go bakc

lime dew
odd sail
#

you go back to being a mentally sane person

lime dew
#

i hope this does not offend either of you

odd sail
mint mist
odd sail
#

i'm not surprised

odd sail
#

now i dont beat you anymore

pastel quartz
lime dew
#

i'm just a regular, non-government lizard

pastel quartz
#

@hot snow it worked :3

odd sail
#

show me your passport

mint mist
#

ur my dad?

lime dew
#

not all lizard people choose that career path

odd sail
#

it should say non-government lizard on it

lime dew
#

although the pay's so good that you might as well

hot snow
lime dew
#

(but i didn't, obviously)

lime dew
pastel quartz
#

now i can

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post shit

#

outside of this cesspit

#

i weep

lime dew
pastel quartz
#

i would actually cry

odd sail
odd sail
pastel quartz
lime dew
odd sail
#

see

lime dew
#

how can i get this fixed

odd sail
#

i knew

pastel quartz
#

Shooting someone with the whole server cuz she has an L flag

lime dew
pastel quartz
mint mist
#

oh

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kringe

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i mean, not the flag

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you are

pastel quartz
#

That's why we shot at her with the whole server kekw

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Lesbian

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fatherless

odd sail
carmine crown
lime dew
#

i feel like the scp foundation has better things to do than lynching minorities

#

this may not be lore accurate

narrow lotus
#

buncha nerds be nerdin

odd sail
#

certain minorities are classified as scp

carmine crown
inland jackal
pastel quartz
#

All server are chads

inland jackal
#

What is that anyway? An scp rp game?

pastel quartz
heavy halo
inland jackal
#

Makes sense

inland jackal
heavy halo
#

Meow.

pastel quartz
#

HEHEHEHA

inland jackal
#

Do I even have to say anything?

heavy halo
#

I can do it cuz its funny and also cuz im bi

inland jackal
#

Fair

heavy halo
#

When he does hes just straight up harassing someone for wearing a lesbian flag

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Not very funny

wraith osprey
#

Disagree

heavy halo
pale ingot
pastel quartz
lime dew
lime dew
wraith osprey
#

Tumor

solar obsidian
wraith osprey
#

:(

lime dew
solar obsidian
solar obsidian
lime dew
# lime dew

i have never happened upon a mcflurry, but if i did, i would

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so it counts

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(no macdonnel where i live 😎)

odd sail
#

mcfurry

odd sail
lime dew
pure hatch
#

i should not have scrolled up

lime dew
#

after the dipping

odd sail
#

my balls are not very hairy

pure hatch
#

what the fuck did i just backread

carmine crown
#

Average brainfart topic

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Have you put your cock in a mcflurry

pure hatch
#

i dont even know what a mcflurry is

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i am completely oblivious to most of the menu of mcdonald's

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gross

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i'd rather dip my fries in gravy

past nacelle
#

canadian spotted

carmine crown
#

Salt mixed with sugar, what the Hell

lime dew
pure hatch
pastel quartz
#

My mum loves salted caramel ice cream

pure hatch
#

am i correct on the definition of a mcflurry? idk tbh

carmine crown
#

You gotta be trolling me man, what the hell

pastel quartz
#

Only ice she eats actually is salted caramel

past nacelle
lime dew
pure hatch
pastel quartz
#

what

#

what the fuck

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why would you even do that

lime dew
#

convenient way to eat them without touching them

pastel quartz
#

YOU CAN JUST USE LIKE

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A SPOON

#

IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT TOUCHING THEM

#

WITH HANDS

lime dew
pure hatch
past nacelle
#

I have you all beat

toxic sundial
carmine crown
#

I've seen someone eat scrambled eggs with ketchup. Wanted to kick them down a flight of stairs

pastel quartz
past nacelle
pastel quartz
#

I'd eat that

pure hatch
#

people who put ketchup on chicken nuggets deserve to be executed

past nacelle
#

In sichuan there was a fad where they served vanilla soft serve with chili crisp

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It was actually kinda good.

lime dew
#

i want to eat it

pastel quartz
#

nothing else

lime dew
#

please tell me it's still made

past nacelle
#

You can just put it on vanilla yourself

odd sail
lime dew
#

yeah, but it's just not the same 😔

odd sail
#

lao gan ma

past nacelle
#

Hi vlad

odd sail
#

iykwim

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hi maria

pastel quartz
#

ye hi vlad

odd sail
#

marisa

past nacelle
lime dew
past nacelle
#

Lol I guess you're right about missing out on the whole fad thing

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But you can turn regular ice cream into soft serve by whipping at warmer temps

wraith osprey
pure hatch
#

one of the scariest things i've heard is how filipinos dip their chicken in spaghetti

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what the fuck man

odd sail
past nacelle
past nacelle
toxic sundial
odd sail
#

cao ni ma

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<jk>

past nacelle
carmine crown
pure hatch
past nacelle
odd sail
#

balut is crazy

pure hatch
pure hatch
past nacelle
#

It's okay to admit filipinos are just too powerful for you to handle you know?

pure hatch
#

ako ay filipino ulol

carmine crown
#

Maybe

past nacelle
#

LOL

odd sail
#

you know whats a filipino dish i'd fw

pure hatch
#

what do you mean by powerful, we rice lads are incomprehensible

pastel quartz
pure hatch
#

i saw that

#

im building up the putanginamo energy

odd sail
#

i was pinged

pure hatch
#

man said filipino femboy body sushi

#

i am actually livid af

past nacelle
odd sail
#

sounds like betamax

past nacelle
#

I mean

#

I'll take a gym bod as well

#

What part of it is offensive

carmine crown
#

I'll give it a try once I get out of house arrest.

odd sail
#

did someone say femboy

pure hatch
odd sail
#

why would you make your fries soggy

pure hatch
#

dipping your fries in gravy for less than a second does not make it gravy

#

i know, ako ay filipino

odd sail
#

less than a second

#

360 milliseconds is enough

pure hatch
#

im convinced you think dipping in gravy means submerging it in gravy

pure hatch
odd sail
#

you dont submerge your fries in a dip?

pure hatch
#

why the fuck would i do that

odd sail
#

ngmi

pure hatch
#

that risks your fingers getting dirty

#

man, you eat like a psycho

odd sail
#

you leave 5% of the fry undipped

#

like an achilles' heel

pure hatch
#

more like 50%

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i still would like to taste the plain fry

toxic sundial
mint mist
#

hi father

pure hatch
#

it depends on my mood, im not gonna get my hands dirty because i decided to dip my fingers in sauce

past nacelle
toxic sundial
#

Soggy fries make me sad

toxic sundial
#

Crinkle cut or steak are the way to go

pure hatch
#

fries that taste like cardboard is depressing

carmine crown
#

Would rather fries soggy than crispy, same with bacon

odd sail
#

soggy bacon peepoGlad

toxic sundial
#

Crispy is the default

past nacelle
#

bacon I can excuse because thick cut wet bacon is just ham in other countries

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americans clutching their crispy bacon pearls

pure hatch
#

soggy bacon just tastes awful for some reason

past nacelle
toxic sundial
carmine crown
#

Very controversial topic

pure hatch
mint mist
#

@pastel quartz whats female way of saying zbrodniarz

pastel quartz
#

zbrodniarka

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chyba

mint mist
pastel quartz
#

@mint mist

mint mist
#

i think tis smth else

pastel quartz
#

mf idk

#

i don't write in polish

mint mist
#

also zbrodniarka (feminine)

#

wow

carmine crown
#

Hey I never said I liked soggy, just said Id rather it. Prefer an even balance

pastel quartz
#

you asked me a female version of zbrodniarz

#

what else did you expect

mint mist
#

thats what i wrote

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thanks

#

bye

toxic sundial
pastel quartz
#

you a mean one

toxic sundial
#

P!cat