#🎪bruh-fart
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he givin head
Average eft rat getting a discount from traders
The cat is looking at my feet 
My brother makes shit like this (And doesn't clean)
Not anymore 
Mrs stepped on my foot by accident and closed door on them
wow
Ended up cracking one and having rip it off 
do u wear those shoes to make yourself look higher? 
that's a 6 month wait in the queues
Comfier then slippers 
From primary only was like 5 pound nd all
Primark
The only comfy footwear is a thong
But they are giga comfy

My Mrs is angry with me me coz I flinged a thong at her walking through a shop (Victoria secrets is connected to a lot of our clothes shops)
you did what
So when we pass through I make it my goal to embarrass her
I sling shotted a thong from the shelf at her head 
why 1 singular thong

he means the undy
Couldn’t be arsed 
( I know)
(Yes, I did)
It’s the same way I’ll go into Ann summers and look at underwear and say “do you think this will look good on me” just loud enough so people can hear
It’s funny as fuck to see their reactions and her reaction

She got me back though so we even for now 
Until next week when we go Sheffield shopping centre
got you back by slicing your toes
I said I’m gonna go pandora and get a ring
So I’m gonna get it
Give it her
Then return it and say oh I just wanted to show you

Fr we are the most dysfunctional functional couple in existence
We both just find making each others life’s living hell hilarious
mashallah he shall be baked
Chinese cuisine
sir that's a cat
That’s clearly a apple
thats clearly a dog
eskimos are canadian though
no
@stone blade
america loves violence thats why they invented video games
just like what that woman said at walmart
videogames is violence
if you say that to an american you will be turned into a video game
🍳 
💊 
salmonnela
take ur meds take ur meds take ur meds take ur meds take ur meds take ur meds take ur meds take ur meds take ur meds take ur meds take ur meds
They are coming They are coming They are coming They are coming They are coming
bussin bussin bussin bussin bussin bussin
When I take my meds I sleep for 18 hours
This is why people don’t want therapy. The meds and the price
Dunno why they think losing anxiety is fine if the price is a serious side effect from the drug
bro pulled out the glasses for this brainfart moment
play high stress game
get insane amounts of stress
real life becomes cod
profit
profit from what
profit from dead factory workers
Since you are egg, I assume you know this game
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1317020/77p_egg_Eggwife/
77p egg: Eggwife is a crude, gory, toilet-humour-driven first-person shooter inspired by the likes of Postal 2, Duke Nukem 3D, Goat Simulator, and a general tone of "good enough" during development; an attempt at embracing the jankiness that comes with making your first game.Set in Sheffie, England, you play as 77p egg; a potty-mouthed stick fig...
$7.99
no but it sounds poger
Here we have literal concerts 
leather bottle
Anfield is a interesting stadium to go to
I support their local and historic rivals, even I get goosebumps when I go anfield 
The atmosphere is indescribable
Join Basically editor Amiel Stanek as he attempts to cook an egg in almost every way possible. Which method is the best? Can there be a best method? What does 'best' even mean? Who says what's best? Not us. They're all eggcelent (besides the ones that aren't).
Check out each of the methods here (thanks to Asaf Lebovic for making this list):
...
Temples at 3am in the morning in my country💀
@oblique spire notice something?

So F-16x15A should this be on US line top tier br 45.0
freedom rockets
freedom to go to god
So I just found out, some dude who lived in Texas decided to hop onto his plane and crash into an IRS building
Other countries - dedicated cartoon channels
My Country - News Channels 💀

Why not on Area-51?
Dude was sick and tired of the IRS bullshitting him and putting him near poverty for decades, so he decided to completely fuck them over and cost them millions in repair and lost documents

They didn’t wrongfully tax his ass to death
Most of us probably have some gripes with the taxman. Though, you probably wouldn't give your life over it... would you?
"The 2010 Austin suicide attack occurred on Thursday, February 18, 2010, when Andrew Joseph Stack III deliberately crashed his single-engine Piper Dakota light aircraft into Building I of the Echelon office complex in Austin...
He could have used alien technology to hide the attack.
Sir, take off the tinfoil hat
Love how the Joker is scared of the IRS yet Mr. Stack decided to give them 9/11 flashbacks as revenge
incomprensible
What if you wanted to go to work but yakuza said 20 minute cutscene is also very applicable
the first time I saw this meme format I thought the brown thing in the background is his rotting nail peeling off
cereal
what if you wanted to talk to the child but yakuza said https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyBJ1MvkPkI
I still need to finish yakuza 0 before I get to any kid lore
unless you 100% finish the sunflower you didnt finish the game


I just realised the accounts name is booblover
there was music with that video
romanians stole it
I like mustard
real
what a cool looking vehicle. I sure hope its actually combat effective and not just another kremlin ego project.
☝️ cluess

Oh no then what T-15 ifv?, there's way too many vehicles for Soviets possibly 2s9 Nona? 2s19 msta? 2s31 vena, bmpt-72 2, T-15ifv, T-90m T-90s, T-90MS
when t84 oplot

or maybe even t84-120
Looking at the current situation I guess maybe not soon enough. Plus it will anger you know many player bases if it gets added under you know what...
pussies...
Well maybe but you don't know how fdk up and dark wt community is it will spread like a wildlife.
just delete ingame chat 
You know I always imagined what if t-64bvm existed ... that would be cool it's still a good tank
true
true
true
fuck me? 😳
eepy
@oblique spire @river zealot right now I don't care what ground vehicles get added I want bob semple tank under British or American tech tree
Why would it be under the american tree? 
it would be under the british considering it's a New zealand tank, which new zealand is part of the Commonwealth
They can use it as an era ig?
?
?
?
?
its a fucking tractor
its not a tank its a technical
this is not the war thunder channel what is this blabbering
Syrian tech tree when
Me- mom I want object 279 hmbt
Mom- no dear we have object 279 at home
my legs hurti
Spiritualists in Stellaris in a nutshell
the times are trying, not you
Bubble artifact
trying to kill you
stop sitting on it
ive been walking all day
enough grass for today

30 seconds of my life to shambles
I shall punish myself by going to the gym and doing legs extra hard 
watch yourself suffer trying to stand up from the shitter
Pain is the gain
Swole is the goal
ancient memory unlocked
gentlemen
I've secured the best trade deal in my life
they say sex is good, but have you tried sextuple crate of books
bro repair your armour
it's a throwaway set while I'm finishing crafting the big dick set
both are boring af and you cant cahnge my opinion
eeh? minecraft with mods probably has much more stuff
calamity
every mod in terraria is the same calamity shit
minecraft mods are 70 thousand different things
there isn o factorio, tarkov, or anything in terraria
again with comparing green and seven you people
I agree but terraria is slightly less
terraria's playstyle is different from minecraft in so many ways
the first time you paly calamity? sure
there's no roblox either yeah?
what
roblox isnt an actual thing, it doesnt mean a single fuckign thing, its just a platform
how could someone make roblox out of minecraft
what
Someone made minecraft out of roblox
Like
maja your english is breaking up
1:1
yeah
in roblox, there are mincrafts and shit
but how are you gonna make roblox, IN minecraft, if roblox, is just a platform? and roblox on its own, means nothing?
maja is trying to say that roblox isn't a particular game, but a platform for actual games, so importing roblox in terraria is impossible, since there is no core gameplay, just many many different maps and games
no, in minecraft, that's what egg was talkign about
all you need to have Roblox in a different game is to have blocky characters and have the general feel of roblox
Minecraft already has the first thing
I mean yeah in minecraft
Who cares, both are garbage games for zoomers.
Roblox and Minecraft...
that hurts my senile feelings
minecraft is seen as a game for zoomers cause of uh
recent internet popularity
roblox just kinda sucks now so yeah
*groomers
Seems every MC YTer is getting outed as a pedo
Both are good baby sitters for shitty parents.
I saw uncanny amounts of Russian/nazi propaganda on roblox
This is truth, I miss 2014 Roblox
same
I've never actually played roblox and don't understand why it's even popular, but then again, many people don't get the appeal of minecraft, so I guess I just missed my window of getting acquainted with it
I only boot up to play BRM5 in roblox
i miss build to survive games, thats mostly it
aND omgggg i'm trying to find a game where you defend a cake, i think from zombies, for a long time
it's popular cause of its accessibility to kids and nostalgia for people who grew up with it
BUT
it sucks niw
I was playing those shitty area 51 games
my go to for a million of silly game modes was warcraft 3 lol
Probably because it’s free and has a lot of games. Also because of the prospect of making lots of money by making your own game
lots of money clueless
now I just wanna go on a tangent about why Roblox used to be good
If we’re talking about ruined crap, then skibidi toilet and nextbots are cancers unto gmod
Ruined Gmod workshop for me
but that would just make me the most average Roblox fan
The fact our roblox accounts are probably older than half the playerbase is hilarious
skull
those things are all just made for kids to grab onto em for the new generations and shit
no, my accounts got deleted so
just don't fight it, acknowledge its presence and it'll soon be out of trend, the more reaction you give to it, the longer it stays
basically the only reason stuff is getting worse is cause the current meta is being kid accessible
I hope they both die already. Searching for AI mods is like wading through shit
that's gonna happen with basically every meme
and then it's gonna come back years later
like trollface
and cat memes
10 year old memes that are returning in different forms

hi
trollface is still around only because it's a simple and universal unit of information
cats are eternal

and that's the memer
skibidi is gonna die out the moment you stop giving it attention
I mean there's no real way to tell
you can't tell me you expected troll face to come back when you realised it was dead
cause I sure as hell didnt
yeah? it still has value as an emote
Fucking hate skibidi.
aka, still funny
it was a meme at one point but it just became a default emote



llort
it's not just funny
it's art
the whole point of memes, aside from funny, is that it's the next generation of compressed data exchange
He’s going on a metal gear rant
I don't even know what that is
an example
i didn't expect meme lore to get this deep
That’s because you’re a fucking egg
alex jones
futile, repeating process, doomed to never reach a conclusion, with a hint of depression, desperation and tiredness
=
Better a clown than an egg
NOOOO
that's what you think
MY ONE WEAKNESS
one simple symbol conveys a lot of meaning
brother you can't tell me you see memes and start thinking of the meaning behind them
you watch too much LIMC
its just a trolling expression 
but it is an expression nonetheless
He sees images and doesn’t even think. He just sees.
He sees street signs and doesn’t think.
Hes a safe driver.
just took lsd for the first time
how is it
The walls are melting
i feel alive
hi ily
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
nah
have a good trip pango, you probably should stay away from this chat because silly clowns here will try to spook you
my mind is too silly to be broken that easily 
the only one i fear is maja
Hate crime
it honestly just feels like I've had 20 shots of vodka back to back
literally no difference
So he’s shitfaced
yea i am pretty lit
Cat has a nice mustache
are you on plateau yet, how long ago you took it
i took it about 3 hours ago so it's peak rn
original song by #fiftyfifty
#cupid #피프티피프티 #큐피드 #aicover
Ai cover of cupid withe voice of Neco-Arc, made with RVC
cover con IA de la cancion cupid con la voz de Neco-Arc, hecho con RVC
i can't have a psychotic episode with this shit playing man 
boooo.
hi
Hiiiii
you are dreaming
can u help, my hands dont work
skill issue?
Jhuh
i sorry maja but you singlehandedly destroyed brain fart at one point but i forgive you
had to hold my dog for 200m or something
what she looking at? 
Oh skill issue maj
idk, old pfp i had
i don’t think there’s a default amount
i got my stuff from a trusted source so im gucci
thats all i hab, shes justl ooking at a guy overher
100ug -200ug is my ballpark
some might be different cause im giant
yummy
i love soap
same
🧼
My everything hurts i have a indent on my hand from the metal band i use on my hair
why do u use a metal band on ur hair
lmao you'll pull through
Long hair
why metal tho
Works best
doesnt sound like it
Plastic snaps sometimes
ye i usually don't wear it when i sleep
But
I fell asleep on my desk
Also hii bar
how boring was gamma taht u fell aselp
jesus i wanna sleep like that
(literal hell)
I sleep like that a lot, get tired at like 9PM usually
good day brainfart lets see what is up tod
Wha
Still a horny lil gremlin huh maja?
what
cuz I'm a horny mf too
idk???
dm me the pic 🙏
i sent it int his chat already
The full one?
idfk the only one i have
Ahh it's the sfw one
what is thy real name
Use the image in search engine ig?
dw about it fren
It'll most likely just lead to the sfw version reposted
Like fifty times
i am worrisome about thy real name
There's an artist tag on there maybe?
Looks like there is at least, don't know don't care and definitely not gonna look
Baby photos
Matured gif
im disappointed i know what this is referencing
I ordered
more ammunition sir? perhaps a larger armament?
hi chat
how did uni go
did you find the cup noodles packet in the water
noe
im js chilling near the water
Nais
haven't heard the sound of sea waves in like 5-6 years
thought u were gonna show artillery fire or smth

just me chillin
🇰🇵 soon™️
the rogue about to snipe you with the GL from 300 meters
ivan madi dont speak tarkov
ivan has relapsed
The Russian Special Forces about to snipe you with the GL from 300 meters*
They just doing thermal training
where are u, is that Novosibirsk?
the north koreans or the japanese are going to emerge from the waters and kidnap you
madivostok
That is so bad

me making a WW2 game
Any game made in the slav Nations
Пьер Нарцисс - участник телепроекта "Фабрика звезд 2" 2002 год
I'm in @odd sailivostok

The fuck game is that?
idk, i randomly found that meme
p!ban @manic wagon Weirdo piece of work streaming lots of cringe and offensive stuff , yikes
these mfs went hard with the rgb
@manic wagon has been banned.
what the fuck happened
Average fucker named Bjorn
please elaborate
Ola
what did he stream
so the dude who got banned was a degen? got it
Cringe
Imagine witnessing that
I would pay good money to
furry?

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Tbh I would too
yep, furry
@scenic remnant (plummy2932) has been muted Forever for reason: 10d
oops
shit i reversed the commands
you literally said you wanted to see a stream of a dude jacking off while growling like an animal
lmfao
Oh yea i totally would, shit would be funny as hell
furry
Shame it's probably bullshit
iedy, are you sure you want to re-mute the person for 10 days? (Previous time will be deleted)
@scenic remnant (plummy2932) has been muted for 10 days for reason: Literally posted a picture of a black man in chains before our very eyes
Imagine if there was a recording of that somewhere
So Josta was being too kind
Posted that shit in newbies as well and he only got exiled here
Josta gave him a chance
Myeah
n 
🥹
I kneel
🌲 posting
Maggot
what kinda chains tho. as in gold chains ? maybe it was a famous hip hop artist
The proper response
Delight why
GYAAAAAT
funny to me 🤷♂️
hey, i didnt break them
ah
people would do exactly what you would think ,they would spam that word instead of the n word to bypass shit
no no
sorry, i genuily didnt know, i used that word before and nothing happened
Yeah i thought it was like a tribe name, it is right?
its ok you are a silly sausig
p!birb
thats a borb
damn
thats better
he looks fucked up
what did u do
i posted two gifs in newbies chat
holdon
two of these
Fine, get out
If it happens again you will never leave this
Only way you leave brainfart is in a coffin that writes ban

sir yes sir
kinky
insert that gachi "fuck you" guy in chains meme
imagine if casino exiles start turning into real life gambling addicts
oh boy
We have had this conversation before 🌳
No
yes, just that i stumbled upon it again and it looked funny
I'm not that easy to kill
OH shit
how many vietnamesse do u house in ur tree?
câm miệng
:flag_vn: Vietnamese (Tiếng Việt)
⬇️
shut
😶
mima tree 😱
none just me and a hand crank grenade launcher

hi

Wise words
this may be a controversial opinion around these parts, but i think that pee is not, in fact, stored in the balls
and both liquids are actually the same thing
think about it
both are sticky and red
Good morning Falco
Propaganda, where else would the piss be stored in?

you see, there is no difference between piss and cum
the distinction is unneeded
Protein
...I'm gonna go back to #╓☢stalker-chat
why doesnt my balls hurt when i dont pee
What about all the times I pissed in a hooker?
they have decided to spare you
for the time being
it was moved into the balls for that time
for quick access
there's also the difference between firing modes
full auto vs burst fire
Didn't know that, thank you Internet schizophrenic
my pleasure
hi
hi i love u
😳
seems vaguely familiar
he possesses the forbidden knowledge

you go back to being a mentally sane person
i hope this does not offend either of you
i was never sane
i'm not surprised
you were when your father used to beat you
now i dont beat you anymore

i'm obviously not one 😤
i'm just a regular, non-government lizard
@hot snow it worked :3
show me your passport
not all lizard people choose that career path
it should say non-government lizard on it
although the pay's so good that you might as well
told u
(but i didn't, obviously)
uhhhh
there must be a mistake
i would actually cry
you spoke too soon
what does it say
i'm missing the non-government part 😭
see
how can i get this fixed
i knew
Shooting someone with the whole server cuz she has an L flag
they told me it was voluntary, and i didn't NEED to 😭
whats an l flag
lesbian flag

Roblox too, goddamn
homophobic much?
i feel like the scp foundation has better things to do than lynching minorities
this may not be lore accurate
Outfits check out
What is that anyway? An scp rp game?
Yup
least homophobic brainfart exile
Makes sense
Meow.
Meow.
HEHEHEHA
Do I even have to say anything?
I can do it cuz its funny and also cuz im bi
Fair
When he does hes just straight up harassing someone for wearing a lesbian flag
Not very funny
Disagree

its the homophobia anomaly ANOMLAY!!1 1#213q132 scp*
mine do 😎
Tumor
:(
balls of steel
in cold they kinda do
i have never happened upon a mcflurry, but if i did, i would
so it counts
(no macdonnel where i live 😎)
mcfurry
based??
that's just the ball hair
i should not have scrolled up
after the dipping
my balls are not very hairy
what the fuck did i just backread
i dont even know what a mcflurry is
i am completely oblivious to most of the menu of mcdonald's
gross
i'd rather dip my fries in gravy
canadian spotted
Salt mixed with sugar, what the Hell
Lesbians scare me
salted caramel works, idfk how a weird ass milkshake thing would work with salt
My mum loves salted caramel ice cream
am i correct on the definition of a mcflurry? idk tbh
You gotta be trolling me man, what the hell
Only ice she eats actually is salted caramel
yummy
people put peanuts in their coca cola
convenient way to eat them without touching them
YOU CAN JUST USE LIKE
A SPOON
IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT TOUCHING THEM
WITH HANDS
1920s working people could not
ask Georgians (American Georgians)
I have you all beat
I've seen someone eat scrambled eggs with ketchup. Wanted to kick them down a flight of stairs
Eh ain't nobody care about them
I'd eat that
people who put ketchup on chicken nuggets deserve to be executed
In sichuan there was a fad where they served vanilla soft serve with chili crisp
It was actually kinda good.
i put sweet and saur sauce always
nothing else
please tell me it's still made
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
yeah, but it's just not the same 😔
lao gan ma
ye hi vlad
marisa
it is
there's not even any travel expenses
Lol I guess you're right about missing out on the whole fad thing
But you can turn regular ice cream into soft serve by whipping at warmer temps
Exactly
Business men in the business of thughunting
one of the scariest things i've heard is how filipinos dip their chicken in spaghetti
what the fuck man
do you know what lao gan ma means
I'm chinese so yes

Philipinos eat some weird food, like Balut
paul is a national treasure
Harrison ford?
balut is crazy
sweet spaghetti... absolute heresy
...
It's okay to admit filipinos are just too powerful for you to handle you know?
ako ay filipino ulol
Maybe
LOL
you know whats a filipino dish i'd fw
what do you mean by powerful, we rice lads are incomprehensible
i was pinged
someone help him out he is scared 
I'll give it a try once I get out of house arrest.
did someone say femboy
just dip your fries in gravy, it's way tastier despite the idea being cursed
why would you make your fries soggy
dipping your fries in gravy for less than a second does not make it gravy
i know, ako ay filipino
im convinced you think dipping in gravy means submerging it in gravy
I don't eat gravy
understandable
you dont submerge your fries in a dip?
why the fuck would i do that
ngmi
I met him this past weekend
hi father
it depends on my mood, im not gonna get my hands dirty because i decided to dip my fingers in sauce
I ask them if their fries are crispy or soggy
they tell me it's crispy
look inside
it's soggy
Soggy fries make me sad
me when i'm dating
Crinkle cut or steak are the way to go
fries that taste like cardboard is depressing
Would rather fries soggy than crispy, same with bacon
soggy bacon 
Wrong for both fries and bacon
Crispy is the default
what the fuck man
bacon I can excuse because thick cut wet bacon is just ham in other countries
americans clutching their crispy bacon pearls
soggy bacon just tastes awful for some reason

Very controversial topic
ready or not
@pastel quartz whats female way of saying zbrodniarz
that sounds liek shit
@mint mist
i think tis smth else
Hey I never said I liked soggy, just said Id rather it. Prefer an even balance
yes okay i checked google, it says the same
thats what i wrote
thanks
bye
P!cat




