🎪bruh-fart

[queen finch]

[somber warren]

i mean my first ciggie was flat af

3 puffs

gone

now i roll perfect ciggies

[queen finch]

basically what my shit looks like

[quaint ore]

McDoobie

[somber warren]

man as a kid we rolled with gum wrapper once

[queen finch]

what i use for my ciggies

[pastel quartz]

oh yeah my

grandparents have one of those

just

dumbed down

and red/white

because patriotism

[quaint ore]

My friends used a maths test they got a 2/10 from

[pastel quartz]

and malboro

[somber warren]

i do no like those machines and i do not like the tabacco for it. Tastes like ass to me

[pastel quartz]

Mark passes you a dab you taking it?

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-burning-markiplier-markiplier-on-fire-markiplier-dying-black-markiplier-gif-11279829778956796885

Mark after i burn him

[queen finch]

ive been doing it for ages, even did some joints with them before, by just taking the filter out the casing and replacing it with a tip

[pastel quartz]

while*

[queen finch]

[somber warren]

man thats how i did my first ever joint at like 13

didn't even feel anything

[somber warren]

but acted like i did

[eager igloo]

Maybe they sold you oregano

[inland torrent]

Mf smoking basil

[queen finch]

i usually do that if i fail too often at rolling a good one thats worth smoking, and they slap just as well as a joint does

thankfully my bf can roll for me too

[pastel quartz]

Omori refrence

[inland torrent]

No it's not

[somber warren]

nah, it can happen that you don't feel anything your first time

[pastel quartz]

Yes it is

Stop lying

[inland torrent]

I never fucking played it

I've heard of it

[pastel quartz]

Based

[queen finch]

i wonder how much money this machine has saved me by now, i bought it for like 10€ in 2014 or some shit

[pastel quartz]

Ten pound sterlin init

[somber warren]

rolling is still the cheapest

[somber warren]

i spent like 10 bucks per week on ciggies

[queen finch]

pack of 20 is like what 8€ now ? with 30€ tabacco i can get around 250~ ciggies

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729219572393181284/1145101124173574184/Snapinsta.app_video_335826918_783326883503665_6137843217553178543_n1.mp4

[somber warren]

yeah about right

i member when i bought my rolling tabacco for like 3,50

now its 6,30

[queen finch]

i remember when a pack was like 4 DM

[somber warren]

oh yeah your old i forgot

[queen finch]

mind you i wasnt legally allowed to smoke at that time tho

or the Tax free ciggies in the army

[somber warren]

are they still tax free?

[queen finch]

idk, on deployment they were

2,50€ a pack

[somber warren]

where did you deploy? Afghanistan?

[pastel quartz]

can someone answer my question?

[queen finch]

but you could also get afghani Gauloises for like 20 cents

[slender rock]

What in the everloving fuck was that shit?

[pastel quartz]

kapoosh

[somber warren]

mhhh panzerkekse, Zahnarzt gründet gewerkschaft

Thank you for your service btw

[queen finch]

those afghani Gauloises prolly had asbesthos in them tho

[somber warren]

thats why they are so cheap

probably like horse hairs in there too

[queen finch]

that was legit my diet down there during my deployment

[glad carbon]

A man who lost his will

[slender rock]

how make your siblings hate you

[somber warren]

The constipation grindset

[pastel quartz]

plis

[queen finch]

i rather shit bricks than having the runs the entire time like most people did

[somber warren]

true, water down there isn't the best

[pastel quartz]

a number over 100 of ciggies reminds me of vanilla PZ, you don't have packs there - you just have like 100 cigs per spawn

[queen finch]

and the diet aint either, the stuff in the cantines is nice and all, but its a weekly menu, so it was always the same each week, and the EPA's also suck hard after a couple of weeks

[eager igloo]

Fuck me, now I want a ciggy

Fuck y'all

[somber warren]

obviously, deployment is ass

but i heard the pay is good

[queen finch]

well yea it is

[somber warren]

friend of mine is in the navy and he got paid deployment pay but they just drove around on the Mediterranean Sea

[queen finch]

Navy is easy deployment money, but your social stuff suffers a lot since your basically gone most of the time

Navy also gets to interact a lot with other NATO partners, even the lower ranks

[somber warren]

sounds fun, better then army i guess

i would literally die in afgahnistan or mali from the heat

[queen finch]

the navy didnt want me

cuz i couldnt swim at the time i enlisted

[pastel quartz]

bro quick question

[queen finch]

well in the navy youre off the african coast most of the time, or in asian ports for visits or resupply

[pastel quartz]

why your exiled?

I said this already

Posted gif twice in newbies chat

[somber warren]

well but the wind is a bit stronger then on main land i guess, so it feels colder

[pastel quartz]

Just a gif of marki with the burn filter on

[queen finch]

if you get to be on the deck, yes

Army is still the best branch

Knee deep in mud getting fucked left right and center, just how i love it

[somber warren]

did the army turn you geh?

[pastel quartz]

florian from gta 4

[queen finch]

naw, always been gey, bit on the split for a while, but always felt more gey

[inland torrent]

Navy

Bruh

Ok

For some reason

[somber warren]

so you just didn't know it yet

[inland torrent]

Bot deletes

Word

Geh

[queen finch]

yea, trail phase

[somber warren]

yeah you can't say that word here

[inland torrent]

Why bruh, it's not an insult

Most of the people who I know are homo, call themselves that way

[somber warren]

its not an insult

it was allowed for a long time

before that it was forbidden

[inland torrent]

Yeah that's what I am saying why is banned

Loo

Lol

Such weird ban

[queen finch]

ask @grizzled meadow he might know

[somber warren]

don't ask me why i got no clue

[inland torrent]

Falco why

[somber warren]

falco why can't we say g word anymore

[inland torrent]

Not gonna ping him again

[queen finch]

Falco is my daddy

[pastel quartz]

[inland torrent]

Anyway back to what I was saying

Navy is getting called homo because of 1 accident

But traveling around the world is pretty cool

[somber warren]

In the gehvy

[queen finch]

Navy has always been fruity

bunch of dudes on a boat

but i guess i wasnt much better, 3 other dudes with me in a tank, guess that also counts as high risk homosexuality

[somber warren]

far away from main land

[inland torrent]

The incident being they sent military police to get rid of men orgies, and then they found out that the police joined them in the said orgies

Including a high ranking officer

[somber warren]

tbh all branches are kinda geh if you think about it

[queen finch]

besides the medical branch

[inland torrent]

Nerd moment: Medical wing not branch

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[queen finch]

it is in the german armed forces

[inland torrent]

Oh shit

Nevermind that sounds sick

[quaint ore]

Don't forget that US weren't the only ones deployed in Afghanistan

[inland torrent]

Yeah Russia was there

[quaint ore]

Poland

[inland torrent]

And other countries which I can't name

[quaint ore]

Estonia

[inland torrent]

Well by russia I mean soviet union

[quaint ore]

Latvia

[inland torrent]

So like

[somber warren]

loads of nato countrys

[inland torrent]

Ukraine, Belarus, Russia, Poland lots of shit

So yeah

Everyone hates Afghanistan

[somber warren]

understandable tbh

[pastel quartz]

i do like getting information from yall

[inland torrent]

God I fucking hate 3rd world countries

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810641714145525781/1153766798626402324/crackpipelinewelds_1695149754678820.mp4

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2dance-tf2meme-tf2-pyro-tf2-pyro-gif-20895058

[pastel quartz]

mind explaining why

bit curious

[somber warren]

Racism

[inland torrent]

I do not actually hate them

It's funny to hate on them tho

[somber warren]

the worst third world country is still the US tho

[inland torrent]

Real

[carmine crown]

Misspelled the UK bud

[pastel quartz]

[somber warren]

nope US is worse

[carmine crown]

Man at least US has actual food, might give you a heart attack but still better than the UK

[inland torrent]

Man I gotta go to work after this

Too bad I am the only "American" citizen who likes his job

[pastel quartz]

us version of this is rip fuel offbrand cigs and those mre crackers

[somber warren]

US food is just a mixup of UK, French german food and all that

[pastel quartz]

don't forget the slop

[carmine crown]

Honestly dont know what the UK parasites eat

[pastel quartz]

Pickled onions

[inland torrent]

Jellied eels

[pastel quartz]

can you both stop shitting on the us and uk

Jellied eels

Toad in the hole

Gravy

we already know both countries have their own downsides

[inland torrent]

Sausage bub

[pastel quartz]

Pickled onions again

[carmine crown]

You havent named a single edible food

[inland torrent]

Pickled onion steak sandwich from panera

[pastel quartz]

what

uh

[inland torrent]

That's a thing

[pastel quartz]

Bean on

On toast

[inland torrent]

I've tried it

[somber warren]

thats all we do in here

[inland torrent]

It wasn't that bad

[pastel quartz]

Cumberland sausages

Look like the grappendix from CS

Mysterious stew

And thats all the british food i know

[carmine crown]

Ah yes, best British food

[pastel quartz]

Yea mines like that

[inland torrent]

Ofcourse it's Margaret Thatcher

[pastel quartz]

Can somebody like

Find that video

Of some proper bloke pissing on Margaret Thatcher's grave

[uncut obsidian]

6am

[pastel quartz]

Hi Mwadi

[uncut obsidian]

hi

[pastel quartz]

Looks uh

Dark

[uncut obsidian]

I've slept for like 30min

[pastel quartz]

How long you got left anyway?

Oh nice, that's an improvement right?

[uncut obsidian]

like 2-3h i think

if there won't be much traffic

[pastel quartz]

Probably not, at like 6AM

Well, maybe some

Mostly just trucks i assume

It's been a long time since i've droven a car past like 11PM

Droven, driven

Same fuckin thing init

[light steeple]

matthew the exile

[light steeple]

Draven

https://tenor.com/bWeUo.gif

[uncut obsidian]

idk we're not the only people going to the city

[uncut obsidian]

my dad has been driving all this time and still doesn't wanna sleep

[pastel quartz]

I mean, he isn't exactly in a situation where sleeping would be a good idea, right?

[surreal smelt]

The heterosexuality leaving my body as 8 year old me uses an easy bake oven

[pastel quartz]

Probably is tired, just doesn't want to show it - Or is running on low supply anyway just to get to the city

[uncut obsidian]

my mom can take the wheel

[pastel quartz]

I mean yea but he'd probably want her to get some sleep too, my dad was like that

[uncut obsidian]

She's been sleeping for the past 1h

[pastel quartz]

Still.

[pastel quartz]

Looks nice, very nice

Don't remember the last time i've seen a view like that

Weather here is just the same shit every day

The rain is a passing nuisance i guess but that's about it

No strong winds, no overwhelming snowfall

[pastel quartz]

looks relaxing ngl

i like driving in the dark

cause of usually how calm it is

[glad carbon]

Why do you need so many covers

[eager igloo]

Sunrise happens every day and it's a joy to watch it every time

[carmine crown]

What is this?

[edgy abyss]

Caught him in the act of typing

[glad carbon]

Same

[pastel quartz]

As if i'd know

[pastel quartz]

Lighting up pretty quick huh

[sullen heath]

GUYS I GOT EXILED HERE

[pastel quartz]

no you didn't

don't see the role you wank

wait

[mental sparrow]

yea it was funny

[pastel quartz]

what did bro do

[sullen heath]

@mental sparrow the man the myth

[mental sparrow]

getting that mad over a reaction

[opaque bramble]

opening the discord and seeing a bunch of nerd emojis on everyone was pretty funny

[sullen heath]

can i talk shit in here without consequences?

[tame fox]

[tame fox]

You can talk shit, as long as it doesn't break #📄rules

[mental sparrow]

@tame fox No gif perms

[mental sparrow]

No gif perms

[sullen heath]

wtf is this chat for then

[quartz ridge]

I haven't even read the rules

[sullen heath]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/958342885005221898/1145713444495052800/ow.gif

[mental sparrow]

No gif perms

[tame fox]

I mean mainly rule 2. Basically it is a meme chat

[mental sparrow]

в чем дело

[sullen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/sackler-driver-adamdriver-stressed-stress-gif-10553728

[tame fox]

What? One rule too hard to follow?

[south granite]

https://tenor.com/view/ha-ha-simpsons-point-and-laugh-laugh-at-hahaha-gif-18352565

[mental sparrow]

Saying brainfart is actually ableist....

[sullen heath]

this chat might even be better than newbies

[upper axle]

US food is a mixture of every nation's food from around the world. the nation's not GOT a distinct food, we're called a melting pot for a reason.

[tame fox]

The US don't have own food. Only stolen from other lands. Except maybe the corndog

[sullen heath]

hold up i gotta read #📄rules before i know i'm allowed to talk about this TOPIC!

[mental sparrow]

ramen

Dumbass.

[south granite]

French fries

[tame fox]

[pastel quartz]

which is better brainfart or newbies chat

[south granite]

Posting memes in support channel

[upper axle]

trust me when i say that this chat is basically a matter of "do whatever as long as you dont start some actual shit and it remains civil" FOR THE MOST PART. obviously there's some taboos but like, yknow.

[mental sparrow]

@vale sand

[sullen heath]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ur literally like summoning lucifer into hell

[tame fox]

He needs some fries to all his salt

[mental sparrow]

I know him

[sullen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-alexander-cora-the-family-business-woah-oh-really-gif-26262990

[wild urchin]

Ah I see another person is about to get beaten with a stick and thrown out of the discord

[upper axle]

this is me but replace black hoodie with green barn jacket with bandit faction patch on the arm https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/404338516336574477/1153790854440427631/My_Movie_1.mov

[sullen heath]

@upper axle

[upper axle]

indeed. that is me.

[tame fox]

https://tenor.com/Q3aL.gif

[upper axle]

very astute observation

[sullen heath]

u've been so long in here u forgot what the outside world (newbies chat) is like.

[upper axle]

i mean the whole thing with me is that, if you refer to my server xp, i have literally never posted outside of brainfart.

[dreamy flax]

@mental sparrow (chickenpea69) has been muted for 2 hours for reason: I don’t know who you are, don’t ping me

[upper axle]

which is why my rank is still novice, months later.

[wild urchin]

Lmao

[sullen heath]

i was assuming u got brainfarted

[upper axle]

nah if i was bound here i'd have the exile role

[sullen heath]

i figured

[upper axle]

i'm here voluntarily because the rest of the server isnt interesting to me, and i enjoy shitposting with the rag tag group of goobers we have here

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439519603459227661/1153794922038689892/380659134_343223854721683_6579516951480535712_n.mp4

[upper axle]

i kinda just showed up one day and was like

anyway, reminder to use the STANCE button whenever it is tactically appropriate to change stances to gain an advantage.

[slender rock]

oof

[pastel quartz]

wait how tf

[pastel quartz]

ghost of sparta

yeerp

[upper axle]

there are two ancient greeks within, one is a Spartan, the other is from Athens. both are homosexuals.

[pastel quartz]

[plucky void]

California woman breaks into house
Thinks she can get away with it because pregnant
Is wrong

[somber warren]

don't shot me i'm pregnant i'm gonna have my baby waaaaaa
and i shot her anyways

[quartz ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/964209285645082734/1100774265957126245/caption-1.gif

Dw its a tazer

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweakin-elder-scrolls-skyrim-gif-25519944

same energy

[sullen osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735560293115101284/1153640945976352778/Innit-bruv-1695089266304.png

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/622641203296337980.gif?v=1

[sullen osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/lich-skeleton-cartoon-gif-10142872

average smoker abuser ^

he look very hot 😳

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-gif-24459715

[placid sail]

don't show it to the big guy

[pastel quartz]

...The big guy?

As in god?

[plucky void]

@grizzled meadow

[pastel quartz]

oooh

the italian

yea i see it

[placid sail]

fucking snitch

[pastel quartz]

stalker refrence!?!/

[grim sluice]

That just reminded me of Tifa getting stabbed in the Italian Senate

What a great Roman tradition

[pastel quartz]

1 greek twink 19 daggers

[plucky void]

true... hair and eyes are off tho

[slender rock]

that's the watamote chick

[plucky void]

oh and the socks

[pastel quartz]

the watawhat

that uuuuh

[slender rock]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Matter_How_I_Look_at_It,_It's_You_Guys'_Fault_I'm_Not_Popular!

[pastel quartz]

fucked up girl w/ them fucked up eyebags

yeeeeee

[grim sluice]

I don't understand the Watamote reference. If anything I saw more Lupin III anime fans in Italy more than anything else

[pastel quartz]

I watched the netflix show Lupin

it was mid

[grim sluice]

You deserve a ban. Not exile.

[pastel quartz]

idk it just

[grim sluice]

Lupin the Third is a classic

[pastel quartz]

i don't even remember if that was the one

i just saw

[grim sluice]

Can't comment on the new stuff. But the classic stuff is great

[pastel quartz]

a series named lupin

one of the first things i remember was this fucking like-

pearl necklace

[swift scarab]

Don’t we have a bot command making fun of pinging Falco

!falco

[split canyon]

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[grim sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/lupin-iii-lupin-the-third-castle-of-cagliostro-hayao-miyazaki-jigen-gif-17361262

[swift scarab]

There we are

[somber warren]

this girl looks dangerously young... i got my eye on you...

[swift scarab]

No worries, they’re actually 3000 years old

I hate that aspect of anime

[slender rock]

Tomoko Kuroki (黒木 智子, Kuroki Tomoko) Voiced by: Izumi Kitta[4] (Japanese); Monica Rial (English)[5] Tomoko is depicted as a desperate, lonely girl who is characterized by her social anxiety, vivid facial expressions, and bags under her eyes. She has a grim outlook on life, as most of her thoughts involve insulting others or herself. She spends most of her days playing otome games and browsing the web. In her third year of high school, she decides that she wants to be a novelist. Thus, she aims to get into the Literature Department of Aoyama Gakuin University (青山学園大学, Aoyama Gakuen Daigaku), influencing her friends to also aim for the same university.

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/mechagodzilla-godzilla-godzilla-vs-kong-actually-gif-22429544

[placid sail]

I swear to god you westerners are thinking of that shit day and night

[pastel quartz]

yea true

[placid sail]

the whole punchline of the picture is hurting Italians

[swift scarab]

Yeah pretty much

[pastel quartz]

i had this

[placid sail]

it has nothing to do with your pedo hunt

[pastel quartz]

funny meme somewhere

[grim sluice]

Finally a relatable anime Protag

[somber warren]

sounds exactly like what a pedo would say

[placid sail]

jesus

[swift scarab]

He just like me fr fr

[placid sail]

go drink a bud

[somber warren]

hey i'm not the one posting loli stuff

don't try to gaslight me

[glad carbon]

he just wants an excuse to post it

[swift scarab]

We should probably stop this conversation before it starts, this is how people end up muted or banned

[queen finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/686015255209443403/1151414238695395359/ezgif_com-video-to-gif_6.gif

Pedos ?

[pastel quartz]

i had a screenshot of

the based russian bot

praising hotline miami

[glad carbon]

no he said pindosi

[grim sluice]

Mods will sort it out soon enough.

[pastel quartz]

i lost it somewhere

[swift scarab]

You’re not helping

[queen finch]

never am

[somber warren]

i didn't post it, i just spoke up about it

[swift scarab]

Understandable

[swift scarab]

Regardless of who started it, should stop anyways

[placid sail]

never understood that fixation

[grim sluice]

Real men watch this for anime.

[queen finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1143975470254272644/1149374123127083178/caption.gif

[pastel quartz]

where the fuck are my screenshots

[somber warren]

fixation? not wanting to see or associate with pedo shit is a fixation? mf you are far gone

[swift scarab]

Y’all aren’t very good at changing subjects are you

[pastel quartz]

yea

there was like

i forget

[placid sail]

how was it pedo in any way you absolute tool

[pastel quartz]

i think i screenshotted a message of the bot

[swift scarab]

I’ll take that as a no

[pastel quartz]

praising hotline miami

i wanna find it

i can't find it

shit is crazy

yall ever put your like

an object down

[queen finch]

lol i just found this

[pastel quartz]

just fucking forget about it

[queen finch]

[somber warren]

BASED

[grim sluice]

A real hero.

[placid sail]

oh I've seen the vid on r*ddit

[pastel quartz]

god

why is the sorting so fucked up

chat how do i set file explorer to filter files numerically

[queen finch]

its great innit ?

[swift scarab]

Irl quicktime event

[placid sail]

yeah no in such a case, fuck the law

do shit yourself

[queen finch]

a real man takes the trash out by himself

[somber warren]

you know about marianne bachmeier? shot her daughters killer and rapist in the courtroom, fuckin magdumped that pos

[queen finch]

yea i know that one

[grizzled meadow]

Finally

[grim sluice]

Right click, SORT.
YOu get date, size, name options duh

[glad carbon]

what about the one that got shot in the airport

[placid sail]

there, you hopeless creature
#🎪bruh-fart message

[glad carbon]

dad on phone pulls out derringer and snipes his ass

[somber warren]

thats the one dot posted

[placid sail]

5 second search

[glad carbon]

oh i still have him blocked lmao, didnt see it

[queen finch]

we actually once talked about it in school iirc with our teacher

[somber warren]

average blocker, missing out on the best content

[glad carbon]

yeah

[pastel quartz]

thank you gamers

for your help

[somber warren]

i wish we did, we just talked about boring shit like rome and ww2 and greek and ww2 and more ww2 and then even more ww2

[pastel quartz]

i saved the screenshot somewhere

i just

fucking didn't remmeber where

[queen finch]

I still remember that Suicide Bomber in Euskirchen, iirc in like 1994

[grim sluice]

No block gang

[somber warren]

what i never heard about that, gotta google that shit

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/turk-turkish-man-meme-turkey-turkey-gif-27676952

[queen finch]

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amoklauf_von_Euskirchen
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tag_der_Abrechnung_–_Der_Amokläufer_von_Euskirchen

[somber warren]

damn how did i not know about this

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1021709912297979937/1061389267164745728/caption.gif

[queen finch]

I used to work with a guy for a while whose mother was the ex girlfiends best friend, and she died there too, she was the one that conviced his ex gf to go to the police with the domestic assault stuff

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cattitude-dumb-cat-fun-cat-cat-falls-gif-21727107

[somber warren]

damn, no one could have seen that shit coming

[queen finch]

The first guy he shot was a guy in the waiting room who was waiting for his hearing for a parking ticket he got

[somber warren]

oooffff

poor dude

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-gif-24586694

[somber warren]

man germany in the 70 80 and 90's was wild

[queen finch]

yea worst part was the guy i used to work with got picked up by police from his berufsschule to go there and identify his mothers body

[somber warren]

broooo

thats heavy

damn

[queen finch]

yup, worked with him for 5 some years

now he got his own company

[somber warren]

hope he is doing alright

well as alright as you can after something like that

[queen finch]

yup, but germany was really fucked during the cold war and shortly after

Rudi Arnstadt and Hans Plüschke is also an interesting case

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudi_Arnstadt

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/zamn-gif-23821732

[queen finch]

East German Border Guard that was accidently shot by Hans Plüschke, who was assasinated a couple of years after the wall had fallen

[somber warren]

why do i not know any of this wtf

[queen finch]

im a real nut when it comes to german cold war history

[somber warren]

well time to watch some documentaries i guess

i love history basically anything

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789516972701777920/1153805652599263292/Real_Life_Goldeneye_64.mp4

[plucky void]

if only it didn't have the regarded streamer/youtuber narration

[grim sluice]

Mute it then

[plucky void]

and lose the rest of the audio

[grim sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/prince-of-egypt-sacrifices-must-be-made-pharaoh-seti-i-pharaoh-gif-16912373

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/330524392134148096/1153726767920586822/subdivision.mp4

[queen finch]

skill issue

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/sacrifice-evil-bosses-shrek-lord-farquaad-some-of-you-may-die-gif-16648565

[plucky void]

LMFAO same thing almost happened to my PC when I did that

[grim sluice]

Subdivision is a powerful tool;

[plucky void]

it's the PC equivalent of opening pandora's box

[grim sluice]

Its been a while since I was on blender, but I turn the subdivider modification visibility in view off just in case before I adjust the setting

[little mirage]

I tried to do some sort of rendering on blender and my computer ended up flashing blue and then white then shut off. Idk if i should even continue

[grim sluice]

Remember put the settings LOW on a test render first.

[little mirage]

I was very curious and proud of my creation

[plucky void]

About this: https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/no-charges-man-shot-woman-who-said-she-was-pregnant-long-beach/52587/

the bitch lied

[grim sluice]

Le Thief
Le Lied

[quartz ridge]

9mm vs woman who wins???

[grim sluice]

[quartz ridge]

Why grim face

[grim sluice]

Mock grim face since I don't have oppenheimer on standby

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-oppenheimer-movie-oppenheimer-meme-oppenheimer-stare-opps-gif-15308305416107220221

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-cillian-murphy-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-1787947313354313976

Tfw i didnt kill the man after shooting him 30 times ( ill now have to go to court )

[little mirage]

.33 vs toddler?!

[grizzled meadow]

I get le shot if I le break inside someone le house???

[grim sluice]

TLDR
Some Interns listened to Todd Howard Litterally for 100x the detail

[slender kayak]

I saw this

the sandwich

dear god.

[grim sluice]

They need to allocate the Polygons efficiently

[plucky void]

SANDVICH

also reminds me of uh

FFXIV 1.0

"a flower vase has as many polygons as a player character"

[grim sluice]

Yandere Dev comes to mind as well. I think he bought a toothbrush asset that quadruppled the game polygons

[craggy timber]

[austere shadow]

THE

SANDWICH

[glad carbon]

angry at shit modelers
somehow turns into racism against indians

yeah thats 4chan

[molten meteor]

'No guns or bodyarmor allowed on premsis'

(fyi i know a body armor ban isn't common for you people outside of hell but I live in it, and its called new york state.)

[plucky void]

wait what

body armor is banned in NY?

WHAT

[toxic sundial]

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/zMtjOJ2L8Pw?si=HGDmitzIT54VbDck

[glad carbon]

brooo shooting a "pregnant" woman in the back!!! this is just like doom!!!!

[young rivet]

All the man is guilty of, is making a point.

[plucky void]

pain elementals

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481632420089692161/1153735686747332628/ocfc7b1816pb1.jpg

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769774798753759233/1153862783566348298/y8Ir9J69DhJmphFf7NRhfd9QIQ0Ur-ueauoIiOIcTF0.png litterally worse then yandere simulator

[upper axle]

and then we got current FFXIV with

THE GRAPES

[plucky void]

they fixed that, unfortunately

but uh

[upper axle]

yea, they did

[plucky void]

if you ask me (you didn't) the biggest crime FFXIV does is

[upper axle]

still mad about it NGL. they should've kept it.

[plucky void]

detailed faces

then in a cutscene

they fuckin zoom into the characters' hands

[upper axle]

yeeeep

[plucky void]

and it's a Playstation 2 era hand

[upper axle]

(this is why mods are great, at least in regards to the player character. but dont tell yoshi p)

[plucky void]

I don't think it'd kill them to improve the hands in the character models, especially since so many cutscenes show them up close

or actually it probably would kill them

[upper axle]

oh speaking of the grapes, this year's fanfest merch pack that you got for showing up had a stress ball of the fucking grapes.

[plucky void]

lmao nice

[upper axle]

i mean 7.0 is getting the massive graphics overhaul that's making everything look WAY nicer, including character models and all the textures. also all the old content is getting upgraded too (that's rolling out over time tho. should be over the course of i'd wager the first half of the expac's updates)

like, they're making everything look SIGNIFICANTLY better

also we're getting eyewear as a fucking distinct cosmetic item slot

ALSO A SECOND DYE CHANNEL ON ALL GEAR.

[plucky void]

I remember people going apeshit over that

I'm not a glam player so I couldn't care less, but at least we'll have the opportunity to see more unique glam setups

[upper axle]

i literally screamed YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS at the top of my lungs in a vc when they announced that at the panel at fanfest.

[plucky void]

The graphics improvements are interesting (dropping PS4 support soon I imagine? )

I'm just kinda bored with the game's core design. I doubt they're gonna change it because it still works and the game still has what, 10 million players

so I suppose I'll just drop it

[craggy timber]

Ffxiv has something in common with anomaly, using single core for most of the stuff

Specially for loading new characters on your screen

[upper axle]

i used to be more of a raider back in shadowbringers era (i was an admin at one of the main static recruitment discords at the time for like 2 years), but nowadays i've left that scene and do a lot of character RP and stuff when im not doing other stuff like story prog or making moneys.

[plucky void]

I've personally raided a bunch in Shadowbringers up until the 3rd tier of Eden

I literally beat e8s on the last day of sub and then I decided to not renew anymore

I occasionally play on my wife's account (she got EW for free in a streamer's giveaway, lucky girl ) and the game's just more of the same

I can't bring myself to resub and/or buy EW

to just continue doing the same loop of activities over and over

[plucky void]

The game is absolutely wonderful when it's still giving you fresh new experiences. Once the stuff I was doing started falling into repetition it just... lost all appeal to me

Money VERY well spent though. I'll never trashtalk FFXIV

I got my criticisms of it but enjoyed the absolute heck out of it despite my pet peeves

[upper axle]

i actually STARTED raiding in 3rd tier Eden Savage, and met the owner of the recruiter through that static. first static i was ever in. leader of the static had to leave (called away for active military service) about a week before we cleared E9, and i took over (i play tank) and managed to keep shit going long enough that we got all the way to E12 part 1 enrage before having to disband due to some struggles relating to half the raid group having left for IRL reasons and our lack of ability to get new people forcing us to PF the entirety of E12S.

im on crystal BTW and that was before DC travel.

so PF for savage raids was PAIN

[plucky void]

I never had a static. Tried, but never managed to click with any one group of people

so all of my clears, E1S through E8S, were PF

Me and one friend, at some point, found a group of people we started doing Extreme trials with, but when we tried moving onto savage raids, we quickly realized the guys uh... weren't good enough for savage

then we just struck out into PF and tried our luck

[upper axle]

ye.

[plucky void]

by the time I beat E8S I was alone. This friend of mine had quit a couple weeks earlier, got fed up with the game basically for the same reasons as I myself did. But I kept trying while my sub was rolling.

I wish we had gotten better luck trying to find a static, because I also wanted to try doing ulimates

but I absolutely would not attempt ultimates in PF

Savage was difficult enough

but we never got a static.

[upper axle]

honestly i'm at the point in my cynical outlook on people's skill levels where they way i see it; if a person says "im not good enough at the game to savage raid" they're full of shit, they either just dont want to put in any effort or they arent willing to try new things and learn. being good at something isnt ever about talent, talent gets you a head start, nothing more. actually being GOOD at something comes from being committed, trying, finding out what doesnt work (usually falsely called 'failing') and then trying a different thing.

i can totally understand not wanting to do savage because it's a team activity and some people suck at team shit tho.

[plucky void]

yeah... and raiding in FFXIV is literally playing Simon Says

[upper axle]

yes.

[plucky void]

99% of fights are linear, fixed sequences of actions

[oblique spire]

brainfart

[plucky void]

just a matter of memorizing what the boss does and playin around it

[upper axle]

i've always said that FFXIV raiding is easy as fuck once you actually try it. it's LITERALLY memorization and adapting to the like, MAYBE 2 different patterns you gotta look for in a given fight.

[plucky void]

lmao the bot reacted because you said "literally" in caps

[upper axle]

it's not hard at all.

[plucky void]

[upper axle]

it's because memorization came after it and it starts with me

[plucky void]

we also got pissed because many savage fights have so many mechanics where 1 guy makes a mistake = wipe

so even if we knew the entire fight by heart, if one rando misstepped

[oblique spire]

Live boah reaction

[plucky void]

I think they should've done more Damage Down punishments rather than just wiping the group.
This way we could see more of the fight and progress more effectively, even if we couldn't clear enrage due to the lowered dps

[upper axle]

yea thats the part i can understand not wanting to do savage about. unless you've got a whole team of 8 people who are willing to learn from mistakes, take constructive feedback, and actually improve their shit, you're gonna hate your life

[plucky void]

imo it'd be less frustrating overall

but what's done is done

it was a fun run, not without its stressful moments

but more good than bad

WAY more good than bad.

Depending on how they do Dawntrail I'll see with my wife if we can split the xpac costs on her account and see what it's like

[slender rock]

Cocainum

[plucky void]

(also, even though I dropped the game I've been jumping back in on every free login campaign)

(or at least I used to, until I leveled all jobs to 80. Now there's no point )

[upper axle]

ok im back, im sorry i had to fucking take a lap because i was fucking suffocating and shitting my pants from laughing so hard

fucking PSYCHOTIC vid

[plucky void]

this is scary.

[slender rock]

this is scarier

[upper axle]

i hate how accurate this is to how reboot franchises feel

anyway here's that psychotic vid i found.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EVBhMlMWi0Q

[slender rock]

they recycle ideas a lot

or IPs

both

[upper axle]

i know this vid's staged, but the fucking face this kid makes it PSYCHOTIC, and from what i know of asmr setups the earbuds the girl is wearing are a direct feed from the mic

[slender rock]

also, rant. smol rant. why do cheap fucking late 80s houses or whatever date this place was built have to have walls thinner than my skin on my nuts

wtf

[upper axle]

it's even worse in some old hotels.

[slender rock]

just fucking kill me already

[upper axle]

you sometimes can fucking HEAR the ass clapping from the girl getting her back blown out in the next room over in older hotels.

not just the bed. the slapping noises.

[plucky void]

yeah he either killed her or made her deaf

[slender rock]

luckily I haven't had that issue yet

but this roommate is too lazy to get fucking headphones

[upper axle]

nah the vid's staged. the OG channel it's from does shit like this all the time

[slender rock]

"I don't have headphones on my tv"

😐

[plucky void]

the way she recoiled when he screamed was just golden

[upper axle]

that's horseshit. every TV i've ever owned actually has a headphone jack.

also every modern TV has bluetooth.

he has ZERO excuse.

[slender rock]

he's also like 60 something*

[upper axle]

oh.

well ok maybe that's a pass.

[slender rock]

no

complete prick

fuck him and his whole bloodline

[oblique spire]

sub optimal

[upper axle]

ok yea in that case fuck him, but also explain to him VERY THOROUGHLY how to set that shit up so he has zero excuse

make VERY sure he cant pull the "IM TOO OLD FOR THIS NEW FANGLED TECH" bullshit

nobody's too old for ANY tech, fuck you old fuckers, you're just too stuck in your ways and grumpy to actually try and learn new shit.

i've got the same view on old people refusing to learn tech that i do to gamers who say "ill never be good at x game"

it's because they're too fucking lazy to learn, or too stupidly stubborn to.

[pure hatch]

give him 3 days, he'll respawn

[slender rock]

[oblique spire]

Please kill yourself for sharing that

[pure hatch]

finest British cuisine

[uncut obsidian]

Holy shit i just saw a person with black skin color for the first time in my life

[sullen heath]

Mods take care of this dumbass

[slender rock]

no

[sullen heath]

Looks like 🇩🇪

[odd sail]

Holy shit they made tarkov real

[oblique spire]

looks like the lighthouse layout on tgat map fr fr

[uncut obsidian]

I've seen Indian looking people

[oblique spire]

Fight off the racist thoughts, we know you want to be racist

[uncut obsidian]

And Turkish looking people too @ruby minnow

[uncut obsidian]

And chinese people

It doesn't feel like russia in here

Literally

[oblique spire]

see you're trying to fight off the racism

confirmed

[slender rock]

choose violence or nah?

what was the 8ball shit

[dreamy flax]

🎱 Question: choose violence?
Answer: Very doubtful

[slender rock]

👍

[upper axle]

so i had a really nice moment in a titanfall 2 game tonight where i managed to completely 180 a small gamer moment while i was recording gameplay, and it ended up so nice that i made a nice little edit out of it. :D

[upper axle]

also i put Ape Escape music in it so like

[gusty willow]

@heavy peak @edgy abyss

[slender rock]

[upper axle]

the Linux twitter guy walking into the orgy club like: https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-justthatdoggo-betunion-gif-18146793

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hoooo-hi-hoeee-hi-hoe-gif-18500728

[gilded blade]

What song from ape escape is it?

[upper axle]

Crabby Beach.

Ape Escape 1.

[gilded blade]

Thank ye thank ye

[upper axle]

it's THE Ape Escape song

[errant magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/782500328520155136/1152936404653985792/wills_place24_20230911_reel_3189752045880519508_1_3189752045880519508.mp4

[oblique spire]

[odd sail]

wdym x and y looking people

they're either x people or y people

[uncut obsidian]

I can't know their nationality for sure

[odd sail]

ask them

where you from

[errant magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675766819688153116/1153804205602119821/whatthefuck.mov

[odd sail]

and why did you choose this crappy place

[gilded blade]

They say "America"

[uncut obsidian]

Naaaahh that would be too cringe

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/america-gif-22808688

[odd sail]

no balls

give them to me

[gilded blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/802640579280240731/1153732947908776027/Foronceitssomethingworthstickingwith_f821dd_10509832.mp4

[plucky void]

hohoho
oyoyoy

[gilded blade]

He's literally me

[grim sluice]

Average French Intellectual

[gilded blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/326436231158169610/907977829323517962/63ca21d710c99616b2c27c1e1f23154af60b314ed11fbb623381fdd7655e5fda_1.mp4

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/293903439279423502/1153901496291819530/nishiclink.mp4

[errant magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675766819688153116/1153268014452588554/1522799200.mp4

[glad carbon]

3rd largest religion in the UK

[gilded blade]

@winged phoenix be like https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/924146443688771614/1151210725986009179/Screen_Recording_20230908_225236_Instagram.mp4

[fallow trellis]

year supply promotions arent usually exactly a year supply

[oblique spire]

Playing beware rn @uncut obsidian

is good

[slender rock]

one of them needs to be a chemist or pharma chem

then maybe?

free antidepressants

👍

[gilded blade]

But antidepressants are cheap

But free adderall? Maybe

[slender rock]

and this fucking song came up

lololol

I'm taking her home with me, ALL DRESSED IN WHITE

Pharmacy Keys, she's got everything I need

say hello, to the carpets topgraphy

[uncut obsidian]

nice

im shopping rn

my legs hurt

[grim sluice]

[tulip ravine]

We are allowed leopard

[slender rock]

chop them off

[tulip ravine]

Leopards are massive everywhere we go
Leopards are massive everywhere we goo
Everywhere we goo

[grim sluice]

Not so fast.
~100kg is the LIMIT
Your Leopard better be below average weight

[tulip ravine]

https://youtube.com/shorts/XBRfx8QseyQ?feature=shared

That was a good day

[tulip ravine]

Actually it says 200kg so u r rong

[grim sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/yay-snow-snow-leopard-happy-play-gif-7876750

SNow leopards are superior anyways

[odd sail]

me when I see gaijin

[tulip ravine]

Incorrect

[scenic field]

A lot of my online friendships started with "fuck you!", "NO FUCK YOU!"

[upper axle]

lol yea

[grim sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/walking-around-snow-leopards101-fluffy-tail-himalayas-stride-gif-18799373

Wrong, Look at that poofy ridiculous tail

[inland jackal]

How do you still have the same energy when you're playing titanfall?

[upper axle]

because it aint fake :)

[inland jackal]

Respect

[hot snow]

I rolled a 19 today

so hopefully I don't die

[inland jackal]

Well if you rolled a 19

[tulip ravine]

Actually

That tail is fake

[grim sluice]

Snow leopards monching their tails is the best

[tulip ravine]

To be a leopard munching on your tail

[grim sluice]

Snow Leopards, the superior kind of leopard does this

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vumrar1k928

it actually sounds good now

🙂

[pastel quartz]

Hi hydro

[oblique spire]

guys

wanna see a cursed BMP-1 design from the 60s

No? too bad

[grim sluice]

https://youtu.be/e-kP9ygErEA

My live reaction

[eager igloo]

Cute, would drive

[oblique spire]

no

not cute

[eager igloo]

u just hate it cus it's different

[grim sluice]

It's clearly a superior design. Wheels and treads

Best of both worlds

[oblique spire]

no

thats not how that works

[grim sluice]

You are categorically wrong. It's science. It has fucking both

So it must be better

[oblique spire]

surely

[pastel quartz]

hi llama

[oblique spire]

exile

[pastel quartz]

mean

[oblique spire]

ok

[odd sail]

W

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/is-this-information-legit-gif-9202849568376436420

[heavy peak]

P!avatar 238112980594720768

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for magruder007

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[pastel quartz]

Hardest fucking avatar ever

[stone blade]

Gm chat

[thorny talon]

hard

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IWr3LJwKe8&t=62s

type of shit I been on lately

[pastel quartz]

Aaight bro

[stone blade]

also this type of shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHgylaxs1xI

[tacit phoenix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/360103749844336640/1153934348156944414/a0a0b7d74eca45398a09b7bbee3bd622.mp4

[hot snow]

all chill and relax till a singular rat makes the music go into full gear

I have experienced it many a time

[pastel quartz]

Hi egg

[hot snow]

hi

I see you got the anime biker pfp again

and you are still exiled

[pastel quartz]

Yea, sadly

[hot snow]

just ask a mod if they can unexile you

[pastel quartz]

Give it a week and maybe a staffer will take pity on me

[hot snow]

and that's basically all it takes

[pastel quartz]

Naaaah

[hot snow]

worked for me

[pastel quartz]

I mean i might if they're active but meh

[hot snow]

then again I asked to be exiled aswell

so

[pastel quartz]

Imagine

[hot snow]

I mean I just did it as a meme

[hot snow]

and I could do it again

[pastel quartz]

Stolen

Gone.

[hot snow]

bird

if I get the exile role it would look like kek is laughing at an egg

[past nacelle]

https://www.lilyseikajones.com/

[oblique spire]

brainfard

[hot snow]

the farding never stops

[oblique spire]

brainfart

brainfard

[oblique spire]

brainshart 😔

[past nacelle]

https://youtu.be/GsfAn4ejg1o?t=1m45s

[fallow trellis]

how did u get a recording of me

[solar obsidian]

don't @main moon - masturbate.
- 2023

[solar obsidian]

[pastel quartz]

Hii delight

[fallow trellis]

I win

[solar obsidian]

hello

[oblique spire]

DELIGHT

[oblique spire]

On par with meow machine's cooking

god, you really are a meow machine clone aren't you?

[fallow trellis]

Ive seen worse ||meow's||

[solar obsidian]

cleanest @heavy halo's dish

[main moon]

what

[solar obsidian]

[pastel quartz]

i weep

It's good tho

[pastel quartz]

Food doesn't have to be clean to be good init

[oblique spire]

Live bingleschloing reaction

[shadow wyvern]

it is good I’ve made such a thing before

fell apart less though

[pastel quartz]

Yeah exactly

Im splitting them open anyway

To put sauce in

So

[shadow wyvern]

oh I don’t do that

cheese :)

[pastel quartz]

I do that even when cheese

So that my fingers stay cleaner

When i eat

I remember making some bombass rice and chicken

Holdon

Yea there's no fucking way im finding it now.

[odd sail]

It's a @solar obsidian to meet you

[upper axle]

well folks, until tonight, never before has a piece of internet media sent me into a genuine minor panic, but uhhh, here we are

https://youtu.be/Yep6GVM0IYs

what the actual fuck is this

and why does it make me INCREDIBLY uneasy

[past nacelle]

I LOVE PEEPYYY

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-up-dry-heave-vomit-gross-eww-gif-23254765

look how they massacred my boy

[upper axle]

i GREATLY dislike the knowledge that this THING exists

[solar obsidian]

🤝

[oblique spire]

bingleschloing

[past nacelle]

This is my favorite itemlabel shirt

La la la la lovely baby pee ee py

[solar obsidian]

is that pedobear?

[past nacelle]

It's content just living on the shirt

[solar obsidian]

benis :DDDDDDD

[odd sail]

oh no

https://tenor.com/view/mods-spurdo-ebin-moped-chase-gif-13735718

[past nacelle]

Hi vlad

[odd sail]

Hi marisa

[heavy halo]

:(

[solar obsidian]

[teal forge]

Poseidon got pi****

[oblique spire]

@solar obsidian

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1080617590927392869/1142831949455560725/car.png

thoughts on gato

[solar obsidian]

ultra 4k hd/10

[oblique spire]

real

[odd sail]

@solar obsidian

thoughts on la bacteria

[solar obsidian]

can't say no to that smile/10

[odd sail]

real

[tulip ravine]

Delight

My man

[odd sail]

@oblique spire