🎪bruh-fart

[stone blade]

the cheap ones are all VA brother

if I want a 1440 144hz

lmao

lets tick off the 27 inch

[final cedar]

VA got better contrasts than IPS but the viewing angle is crap, move a bit too much and your colour goes

[stone blade]

I don't move

[stone blade]

the fk

who the fk moves around when playing

[wispy warren]

Rouble?

[stone blade]

it's these @final cedar

that are within budged

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885094180920102935/1152878035213746256/Snapinsta.app_10000000_510074564631061_7147466451806294371_n.mp4

[final cedar]

Full disclosure, the last time I bought a new monitor was a decade ago at least, buy used around exam time when parents sell off their kids gaming hardware cause they fail their classes

[stone blade]

nahI don't want used

that shit will have cumstains and god knows what else on it

[river zealot]

Добави в количката DA BLYAT

[stone blade]

ДА

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1036815489776758838/1117161854347788298/RDT_20230610_1142111329734205080458561.gif

ptsd

[final cedar]

Fren of mine bought some korean domestic brand monitor a while back, shit was half the price of what you pay for here and got sick specks like 240hz @1440p with all the g-sync fancies etc

I couldn't be asked to figure out all the websites and shipping overseas

[stone blade]

brother they know his IP adress his card number

his blood type

what his grandma ate 3 night ago

[hot snow]

why so much computer

[final cedar]

aight, see you in a month

[odd sail]

take care fren

[final cedar]

[odd sail]

what

[final cedar]

u2

[stone blade]

where he goin

[odd sail]

the barracks

[odd sail]

i will miss u

[stone blade]

nah I see a free companion

to carry my shit

bodyguard even

[odd sail]

i see a free kill

[stone blade]

yo what

[odd sail]

need scav kills

[oblique spire]

BUH BYE METRO

[river zealot]

he is mentally ill, ignore him

[oblique spire]

❤️

[odd sail]

kill yourself

[stone blade]

ah ofc

[river zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1033336444468600852/1149752541278654484/attachment-2.gif

[stone blade]

hey now , not nice

[hot snow]

what does fyb mean

[carmine crown]

Thats a gumjob not a blowie

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/464477999782166528/993197811246059610/caption-3-1.gif

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/631567926733832247/1153137732613328947/Tumblr_l_64072805656545.jpg

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-uncanny-cat-meme-funny-gif-10335249887687121387

[hot snow]

gotta love roblox memes

the worst of the worst

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=823LWuBFPJw

@river zealot

me stabbing people in the night on factory

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/canny-cat-uncanny-cat-mad-cat-shirtless-burger-gif-2525770887190133951

[river zealot]

@stone blade

[stone blade]

nah it's just an average black cat

they're weird like that

orange cats are plain stupid

[river zealot]

yeah that what he wants you to think

[hot snow]

that's me

[upper axle]

that's 100% a person who got cursed and turned into a cat because he pissed off a witch or something. think Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch or whatever

in other news

im not crying, i was just chopping onions...

https://youtu.be/4aNW84-aK2Y

[upper axle]

yea so funny thing about that

[hot snow]

did you get drawn fucking you

[river zealot]

why is venom in that

[solar obsidian]

[river zealot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5RIuWymImzLaGYpmtUowkf?si=92f6b3adbdb84447

[upper axle]

honestly i dunno, but it's definitely able to be interpreted that Venom is legitimately a symptom of Big Boss' fall from being a hero to objectively a villain, considering Venom was one of his most loyal and skilled soldiers in Militares Sans Frotieres, and Big Boss essentially stole Venom's life and identity to further his own goals, which in my eyes truly marks one of the deepest and most dark depths of wrongdoing Big Boss stooped to to further his goals.

so it sort of makes sense

[upper axle]

nah so what i was gonna say is that, as a result of my time i've spent in the Final Fantasy 14 community, especially in regards to RP (i dont do ERP shit these days, it's all long format story based now, i did my time.), i've become privvy to some information most people outside of art communities and RP shit dont usually have knowlege of.

namely the fact that NSFW artists are weird and it's basically a sign of them thinking you're a really cool person and good friend if they (with permission) draw your OC and their OC fucking.

[hot snow]

was your oc patrik there aswell

[upper axle]

the fuck? no.

[hot snow]

good to know

[upper axle]

it's this guy.

[river zealot]

this guy just looks like femboy majima

[hot snow]

he does look very fuckable

[upper axle]

correction; catboy majima.

not a femboy.

very dapper, this one is.

[hot snow]

yeah the fact there are communities that draw porn and consider it to be completely normal is insane to me

but maybe I'm just a zoomer boomer

[upper axle]

nah but in all seriousness there's a reason the filename is "vampire catboy lounges smugly" for that particular screenshot

[river zealot]

man what

[upper axle]

i told you, i do long format story based RP in FFXIV. he's got a whole ass story with him.

[river zealot]

[upper axle]

yea yea, shut it. it's a creative outlet for me, i'm a theatre guy and i never got to do theatre in school (probably for the best honestly, theatre kids in school were all really weird apparently and i probably turned out better nowadays because i didnt do it)

improv acting.

and writing as well.

[solar obsidian]

[upper axle]

nah but trust me if you think doing some kind of actual story writing in an MMO is weird then you are just...so fucking innocent.

keep it that way.

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888855392916996166/1150063767934222386/Screenshot_20230909_154051_TikTok.jpg

he drives

[upper axle]

just, trust me on this, there's some fucking crazy fuckers in MMOs.

[pure hatch]

Truth. Dromund Kaas chat is cursed but I love it that way

[upper axle]

LMAO THEY BANNED THE G WORD FOR HOMOSEXUAL

[pure hatch]

Dromund Kaas is probably the weirdest chat I’ve been in an MMO

[solar obsidian]

that doesnt look like ryan at all

[oblique spire]

I drive the wiesal 1a4

[oblique spire]

he drives

thats the joke delight

[pure hatch]

Llama is back?

[upper axle]

dude idk if anything can really compare to Balmung world shout chat in the Ul'Dah main plaza area in FFXIV

it's...good lord dude

[oblique spire]

he can't thug this shit out no more 😔

[pure hatch]

It’s probably similar to DK. Most DK residents are Sith and we know how edgy, dark, and weird fan Sith lords are

[river zealot]

talking about mgs5 https://open.spotify.com/track/3OQtbwQ9U4A0VDH1rjamZJ?si=c8effb03bc974f9e

[upper axle]

but yea btw fun fact @pure hatch, FFXIV's player population is, some fucking how, somewhere around 50% of players identify as some manner of homosexual/bisexual or transgender, or some mix of them.

[pure hatch]

Im not surprised since I like FNV

[upper axle]

like, there's a damn good reason the game is sometimes called "the MMO for the queers"

because objectively it is

[upper axle]

fair lol

[pure hatch]

Swtor is also full of queers because of its characters

[odd sail]

FFXIV player base is like HoI4, you're either a Nazi or trans

[pure hatch]

Fuck, I should really play SWTOR again

[upper axle]

yea pretty much in simplified terms.

[pure hatch]

My Sith Agent is basically star wars Loid. Dude married an alien to keep his cover from being blown

[river zealot]

there is another

[upper axle]

to put it more precisely though, in FFXIV you're either some manner of queer or you're not into RP.

like, that's really it.

[odd sail]

Few years ago, I knew a trans person who fell in love irl while doing a marriage rp in ff

[solar obsidian]

[odd sail]

and then got gaslighted to the point they had to consider suicide and deleting discord for good

[quartz ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/464477999782166528/993197811246059610/caption-3-1.gif

[odd sail]

and then when I found their twitch I said hey it's me how are you they ended the stream

[quartz ridge]

man i havent really like

RPED / LARPED

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/british-march-walking-gif-15489877

[quartz ridge]

other than FIVEM / GTA larp

[upper axle]

"The FFXIV Pipeline" is fucking real, btw. i've seen countless examples of people asking on some manner of social media "so should i try this FFXIV thing?" and then within 2 or 3 months their entire fucking account is consumed by FFXIV posting

[upper axle]

honestly FFXIV RP is like, exactly the same if you want it to be, but with text.

there's tons of groups who even do like, DnD style campaigns or combat encounter type RP with the ingame dice roll function paired with text RP.

i've done it, it's good fun

personally my preferred way of doing it is small group-type long format stuff over multiple sessions with like, a genuine advancing narrative and shit between sessions. primarily character interaction and dialogue driven stuff.

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-gif-15687325833433865178

[quartz ridge]

i think the most actual like RP ive done is ARMA 3

like in terms of the tactics and shit

really nerdy but rwally fun

[upper axle]

ARMA 3 RP is kinda different because its more LARPing online as a military guy, but still YOU, where with this it's more playing an entire character mostly or completely distinct from yourself

[quartz ridge]

i honestly dont have the stones to consistently RP as a character

[upper axle]

like, for reference on the character i play, in terms of outward personality he's old as dirt (looks about 25 but haha vampirism will do that) and slightly old fashioned in his speech, dresses very fancy, and is very courteous and polite even to those he holds in disdain (albeit with a twinge of biting sarcasm if he doesnt like you), but in terms of shit he does, he's essentially Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate but he's like, nicer, and way more human in terms of how he IS as a character. TLDR he's a vampire who hunts his own kind because he doesnt jive with the plotting and scheming

[upper axle]

character RP is definitely not for everyone, and some people are WAY better at it than others.

some people are just fucking GARBAGE at it

and it's obvious

[quartz ridge]

i cant RP for the life of me

like

even when its forced i cant

[upper axle]

for what it's worth i've been told i'm really good at acting, and that extends into RP, and it's kinda this weird thing where it's fluid as fuck, i can completely become the character i'm portraying to a scary degree (irl as well), and then the second i need to do something out of character i'm back to me and i've been told the rapidity at which i can swap between the two is both impressive and induces mental whiplash

like, i'm essentially a changeling but without the physical aspect.

[river zealot]

im losing braincells by minute

[upper axle]

for some reason i'm especially good at portraying absolute fucking lunatics and psychopaths.

maybe it's because they're like, the polar fucking opposite of how i am usually

[oblique spire]

suboptimal

and he did a handstand to show off god damn

[true sedge]

sorry

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-water-cat-take-drink-slurp-gif-26196921

[upper axle]

idk why the suboptimal meme is so funny to me

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/idiot-cat-cat-dumb-kitty-dumb-kitten-gif-23945671

[zealous remnant]

reminds me of the you got owned meme videos

[carmine crown]

Honestly impressed how they got that vehicle in the pool

[upper axle]

dude same

i actually once saw with my own eyes a guy towing a boat behind his truck get into an accident that resulted in the boat becoming stuck at the top of a tree and i STILL dont fucking understand how the shit that happens

so anyway you guys ever heard of Viper?

[upper axle]

just a friendly reminder that Viper is a real person who currently exists and he's got some fucking LORE behind him, and what's fucking weirder is that somehow MandaloreGaming is involved at a certain point.

i wish i was fucking kidding.

[hot snow]

I thought viper is a snake

has biology lied to me

[fallow trellis]

its a type of cow

[hot snow]

I knew there was something missing

now it makes sense how cows have a higher kill count than most animals

[carmine crown]

Must be high on the food chain then

[hot snow]

yeah

I think they are

[hot snow]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/1rAyYT2YUQPYy35rRaNT6j36-5hhRTe771y69d8M-TU/https/media.tenor.com/M39CywQBCiwAAAPo/viralhog-turtle.mp4

I love turtur

[worldly shard]

Wtf is wrong with these people tbh?! 💀
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0w_XrCqAwPg

[carmine crown]

Probably fake, nobody is admitting to incest to a camera

[odd sail]

I only know C

[past nacelle]

shimeji simulation profile pic checks out

[odd sail]

Do you like shimeji

[past nacelle]

I only read GLT and a chapter or two of shimeji. it just keeps slipping my mind, love tkmz though

[odd sail]

I like shimeji

I want to eat the shimeji off her head

[past nacelle]

let's all like shimeji

🍄

[odd sail]

Girls last tour was very good

The ending destroyed me from the inside

The manga is way better

[past nacelle]

it hurt me more knowing what the author has been through to write like that, but i found the ending rather optimistic considering the background

[odd sail]

It's better than rotting away in nothingness, really

like when you glitch through a level and fall through the ground

happened to me outside dorms once

[past nacelle]

[past nacelle]

i'm just glad they had each other

we were afforded that mercy

[odd sail]

yeah

i wouldn't be able to survive all of that myself

[runic kernel]

@weak jackal @eager igloo

[past nacelle]

Oh to be a silly baker

[hot snow]

i love warhammer

wish I knew what the fuck was going on in it

[weak jackal]

so true bestie

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1153261649139085354/IMG_2508.jpg

[odd sail]

women after they turn 60:

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-kumala-la-jawline-bro-hot-gif-25727147

[eager igloo]

Rel, though I never played it

[solar obsidian]

[delicate flower]

Most delicious indian street food

[odd sail]

same thing happens inside a taco bell

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/nonioona-wolf-nonchalant-wolf-gif-26373656

[glad carbon]

Cyberpunk2077 2.0 in 3 days

Vehicle combat real

[livid pond]

what 1.0 shouldve been

[glad carbon]

Real

I'm not gonna complain tho

Adding some modded stuff in without the issues with crashing or save corruption

[somber warren]

dude this mf is still trying to get help

[shadow wyvern]

bro died in vc

[odd sail]

vc funeral

[somber warren]

truly a gamma moment

[somber warren]

Do not broadcast your Funeral in VC
Literally 1984

[tulip ravine]

It’s fake delight

Fuck sake might have to quit my job aswell

[odd sail]

Do not broadcast your wife giving birth in vc

[tulip ravine]

Mrs started new job today, so only can see her weekends, 3 hour drive there and back, not doing it just for one night and uni work set on Friday in for Monday

[somber warren]

i saw what Iedy deleted

[eager igloo]

What was it

[somber warren]

he said SEXO

[eager igloo]

No way

[somber warren]

i saw it myself

[eager igloo]

Unbelievable

[somber warren]

truly one of the brainfart moments of all time

[solar obsidian]

i told others to nudge him a bit or something. seems that didnt go well

[somber warren]

of course its all delights fault

[eager igloo]

Banned

[somber warren]

p!grok

[foggy mantle]

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[river robin]

Man that needs to be updated. Grok is ten times more gigachad than lowtiergod. Lowtiergod is a pathetic loser.

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-come-on-bruh-low-tier-god-gif-24715772

[river robin]

I’m not wrong. Dude practically cries over videogames and can’t go five seconds without shitting himself in anger.
Lowtiergod is lowtiercringe

Grok=/=lowtiergod
That would imply lowtiergod has done something productive with his life.

[carmine crown]

Shit, knew they were tracking me

[river robin]

Trust. Remove it.
Make your life better.

[carmine crown]

Will do, thank you

[uncut obsidian]

noway

[glad carbon]

dude has a shit team mate and rips his dick off in anger

[pure cobalt]

what

[river robin]

She strokin my dick off till I mcflurry

[carmine crown]

Damn, sounds like it hurts

[river robin]

It does

[placid sail]

@river robin back to work

[river robin]

Give me reaction privileges back

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1150783431911948362/imageundefined.gif

[placid sail]

https://loginportal99.funnyjunk.com/movies/Benneh_659c25_10897436.mp4

[carmine crown]

Hypothetically Caucasian

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/556979124166590485/1153214951008243773/joe-ous_38.mp4

[placid sail]

the fuck

[river robin]

https://youtu.be/JBvJteOyIpg?si=_gbt2H5TfKrxnjY0

[stone blade]

Give me a cat pic

for the group chat plz

[river zealot]

does this count

[fallow trellis]

Allen from Barbie is a Sigma Male

[stone blade]

I said pic but whatever

[placid sail]

🐱

[crimson flame]

eepy kots

[placid sail]

a balanced meal

[queen finch]

ngl choclate pizza is pretty nice imo

https://image.bz-berlin.de/data/uploads/2017/03/packshot_dr--oetker-ristorante-dolce-al-cioccolato_1490104746.jpg?impolicy=article&imwidth=992

https://image.brigitte.de/10912062/t/Uv/v3/w960/r1.5/-/schokopizza-fertig.jpg

[placid sail]

suddenly, you hear a scream in your basement

mamma mia they hit the pentagon

followed by the sound of someone's running, approaching fast

[queen finch]

this pizza was pretty good, they dont make it anymore tho

[carmine crown]

Looks like it will give you diabetes

Coming from an American

Not good

[fallow trellis]

if that gives you diabetes, ur system is just weak

[queen finch]

Diabetes = Pay to live

[placid sail]

just wash it down with a gulp of insulin and it's all good

[carmine crown]

Gluttony is a sin, use meth and never eat again

[queen finch]

My boss makes a grand,
I make a buck,
Thats why we smoke crack,
In the company truck

[queen finch]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Rb8Hk-GLtsM

[queen finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1143975470254272644/1149374123127083178/caption.gif

[odd sail]

boss makes a dollar,
i make a dime,
and take a shit on
company time

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-nye-consider-the-following-kill-yourself-gif-24441260

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1021709912297979937/1061389267164745728/caption.gif

[somber warren]

nah that shit is horrible

[queen finch]

dude that shit was tasty af

im legit sad they dont make them anymore

[somber warren]

i mean you drink kölsch, no wonder you like it

[queen finch]

[placid sail]

ristorante used to be the best frozen pizzas in the stores here, and then they pissed off with the rest of western companies during the morbing

[queen finch]

Theres a Pizza place near me that has Nutella and Creme fraiche pizza

[carmine crown]

Paid for it

[placid sail]

you can still find it in some fancy shops, but it's overpriced as fuck

[somber warren]

sucks to be russian i guess

[somber warren]

🤮

[queen finch]

If you pay upprice you can also get choclate cookie dough instead of the normal pizza dough

[placid sail]

very gaу and apparently, barely fitting in clothes

[somber warren]

that sounds horrible

[carmine crown]

There is something wrong with you

[queen finch]

im actually relatively thin for my age and height

[queen finch]

how cum ?

[placid sail]

ah, a fellow fast metabolism boy

man I would go for some brownies right now

[queen finch]

🤤

same

[somber warren]

shut up i'm getting hungry

[queen finch]

gib

[placid sail]

IF THERE WERE ANY

[glad carbon]

we all could

[queen finch]

edible brownies

[placid sail]

IN THIS SHITTY ASS MORDOR

[somber warren]

you fucking junkie

[glad carbon]

I wish they'd start selling candy corn for halloween

candy corn is bomb

[queen finch]

you can sin once a year, not more

[somber warren]

mf you sin all the time

[carmine crown]

Kys

[somber warren]

you drink kölsch

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-redfield-chris-redfield-banana-resident-evil-resident-evil-village-gif-24141491

[queen finch]

how are your grocery stores looking these days ? Soviet union style again ?

[queen finch]

its one very big sin

[somber warren]

Drinking Kölsch? yeah true

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-nye-consider-the-following-pee-your-pants-go-fuck-yourslef-go-fuck-gif-22444474

[placid sail]

nah it's still pretty okay, just a whole lot more expensive and half the established western brands are gone, and the replacements are usually worse in quality

[glad carbon]

is your shtick you act like a moron over the smallest shit

OUGHH HCANDY CORN SUCKS KYS FOR LIKING IT

[placid sail]

the whole chinese consumer market is going IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE

[glad carbon]

you should grow up and get better material

imo

[carmine crown]

Yes, it's funny

[queen finch]

i just have better taste than you

[somber warren]

biggest cope

[queen finch]

Gotta taste it

[somber warren]

man your tastebuds are probably long dead

[queen finch]

probably

or just built different

[somber warren]

man stop coping fr

[queen finch]

i aint coping, im spitting facts

but usually i prefer to swallow

[somber warren]

nuh uh your copin and seething hard

[placid sail]

it feels redundant to post suddenly very gaу pic with dotdeutsch

[queen finch]

more like wheezing

[placid sail]

alright

[somber warren]

i mean, he never stops being very gaey

[placid sail]

this back and forth is as amusing as German humor is

guys listen

at least you both are not Bavarian

[queen finch]

[somber warren]

true

could always be worse

[queen finch]

Either being Bavarian or from Berlin

[somber warren]

true

[placid sail]

wow

works like a charm every time huh

[somber warren]

how to stop 2 germans from fighting:
Step 1: Mention Bavaria or berlin
step 2: Watch them forget what they where arguing about and hate on berlin and bavaria
step 3: ???
step 4: profit

[placid sail]

well that's convenient at least

unless there are actual berliners or bavarians present

[fierce jay]

Bavaria!

[placid sail]

oh no

[somber warren]

🤮

[placid sail]

ah, you were just checking

I thought we finally found one

[heavy peak]

@uncut obsidian whats the default hitmarker values? nevermind now

[carmine crown]

Bavarians > Austrians

[somber warren]

both are ass

austrians are just discount bavarians

[carmine crown]

Nah Bavarians are cool (I know nothing about bavarians)

[placid sail]

don't be rude to a disgusting furry creature, their presence here is a sign of healthy digital atmosphere or something like that

[edgy abyss]

How dare you call me a furry

[placid sail]

eughh

please don't ever talk to me

and thank you for your service

[shadow wyvern]

indicator species

[placid sail]

euggghh another one

[shadow wyvern]

when all the furries leave a space has gone to shit

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/mean-cat-cat-fu-gif-23644413

[placid sail]

we appreciate you being here

but please don't

[shadow wyvern]

don’t what

[placid sail]

just don't

[shadow wyvern]

don’t what

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-cage-mortal-kombat-1-johnny-cage-mk1-mk1-johnny-cage-fuck-you-mk1-gif-7256964840065831495

[eager igloo]

That's two people I haven't seen in a while

Hello maczo

[placid sail]

this one is familiar too for some reason

[queen finch]

🤮

[placid sail]

I can fix her

[edgy abyss]

Being called a furry when you're a scalie is a worse experience than being missgendered, @placid sail you should be ashamed

[placid sail]

I feel zero remorse

[edgy abyss]

Then why can I see tears of regret on your message?

[placid sail]

severe delirium

[queen finch]

yes pretty much, they also cant make their mind up about wanting to be independant or part of germany

[placid sail]

heterosexual Bavarian woman

[edgy abyss]

You should work on that, it's not good for you

[somber warren]

yeah basically

[carmine crown]

I would love to see an independent Bavaria, would look dumb as fuck.

[placid sail]

no, I didn't call him that

I made the image

so he can barf harder

cos it's two things he hate now

[queen finch]

wanna kiss ?

[somber warren]

no kissing allowed

[foggy mantle]

♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is bztschland ♥️

[placid sail]

I have no beef with gaу german boy

[somber warren]

SCHLANNNNDDDD

[placid sail]

slash me kisses dotdeutschland

now torres

him I want to destroy

utterly

[fierce jay]

So it really works
New weapon added to arsenal

[placid sail]

erase him from history

[queen finch]

UwU i can utterly destroy you if you want~

[somber warren]

you fucking racist piece of shit

[queen finch]

Telling people that youre B*varian ?

[placid sail]

the duality of German man in one picture achieved

[fierce jay]

Mentioning Bavaria and Berlin

[edgy abyss]

I bet you'd love to get your hands on his beef, tho

[fierce jay]

Three punch combo

[queen finch]

dont worry, i got enough beef for you and for @placid sail

[fierce jay]

Jab, uppercut, cross

[edgy abyss]

[placid sail]

a person of Austro-Bavarian heritage that lives in Berlin and is terribly woke

torres: bleeds from every orifice of his body with blood and hatred

[mint mist]

whats schnitzels

[queen finch]

i wouldnt really give a shit

[merry oar]

negro qual a foda?

[placid sail]

gemuese schnitzels

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/big-chungus-gif-caption-discord-meme-cat-jump-gif-21669681

[placid sail]

now that sounds offensive

pretty gross oversimplification

[edgy abyss]

Holy shit, you did not just use the term "woke" to describe someone....

[placid sail]

it's not just a steak

it must have a crispy layer of coating, too

[somber warren]

AHHHHHHHHHH

[placid sail]

yeah see

[somber warren]

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

[placid sail]

you offended his culture

[mint mist]

nooooooooo

[queen finch]

Honestly, Kill yourself

[mint mist]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it-is-pointless-gif-24835141

[placid sail]

he's gonna drink himself to death with munchen hell now

what have you done

[oblique spire]

balls

🤝

[somber warren]

i would never

[oblique spire]

black man, go into politics after failing art school and see what happens

itd be funny

[somber warren]

I AM NOT FUCKING AUSTRIAN

[oblique spire]

Same thing

[mint mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/972157766976290829/1153285689434177576/VW8A1xhY8il6Hpop.mp4

[somber warren]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[mint mist]

this is fo sfunny

[somber warren]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[queen finch]

Ill jerk you off with 40 Grit Sandpaper and ill use Hand Sanitizer as lube

[placid sail]

man

those bavarian guys are really pissed now

[queen finch]

[placid sail]

it's funny how dotdeutsch is still horny even when he threatens you

[queen finch]

Always

[oblique spire]

welp i must dissapear again, ping me if the bavarians start throwing slurs

[mint mist]

yayyyyyyyyy

[placid sail]

the what

well yeah no I can't throw shit at that

[odd sail]

what

[placid sail]

my favorite childhood dish is pasta with milk and sugar

[mint mist]

true^

i hate it now tho

[somber warren]

we do and its great

[odd sail]

you know what my favourite childhood dish is

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/991660244415553616/1144618586258817064/RDT_20230801_164248.mp4

[somber warren]

Literally best ice cream ever

[placid sail]

oh great, meow is cooking again

[odd sail]

meow cannot cook

thats the difference

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-stickfigure-not-affected-gif-14391548

[odd sail]

<3

[somber warren]

WHAT

HERESSY

[mint mist]

is this elon musk?

[somber warren]

hell musk

[placid sail]

huh

a cheese spread

interesting

[somber warren]

hmmmm

i give it a pass

[placid sail]

but torres

it has your favorite beer in it

Bud

[somber warren]

🤮

yeah kentucky

just googled it

[placid sail]

kentucky fried coochie

[somber warren]

my number one comfort food is Bratkartoffeln, basically pan fried slices of potato topped with onions, garlic and bacon

depends always on the region, i come from the north so lots of fish dishes and stuff. Generally really hearthy food. You could compare it to southern food

grilled chesse is good as hell, but only if you use good cheese not the cheap plastic cheese

i like to use like a nutty cheese that melts well, some cheddar and some parmesan

damn sounds nice

ohh man what the hell

that was the fun part

i mean your white so you should be good

your not???

everything you told me was a lie

i mean thats basically all of murica

irish more then spanish i would say

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-yeah-brother-nice-miklo-gif-14421546

[mint mist]

hi

no you didnt

???

i dont make pictures of what i cook
i dont cook
and my phone is fucked

what

@ everyone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd3miVCuTb0

[somber warren]

what fruits are those

green apples?

never heard about that

What

thats insane

i would never pay that much for a pear like how good are they

they need to taste like a kiss from jesus himself

i mean standart pears are pretty good

pretty good is not enough for 4.50$ per pear

[narrow lotus]

Starts baldur gate

AAAAAAAA EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yooo pears

[somber warren]

yeah but still, expensive

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade how do you say pear in bulgar

[slender rock]

ugh

[somber warren]

its not about the size its about the technique.. i mean taste

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/thug-hunter-gif-25916454

[somber warren]

but what do you use em for? cake? jam?

[mint mist]

dude i dont even have the fucking game

[somber warren]

pear salad? so fruit salad?

pears on pizza is good

pears, cream sauce instead of tomato sauce and some good ham

[heavy halo]

I ate chocolate

Am i gonna die

NYOOOOO

[somber warren]

way better then pineapple on pizza for sure

yes but pear is better

the pineapple juice literally tenderizes your mouth

[odd sail]

🤮

[somber warren]

i use serano ham or Black Forest Ham

[placid sail]

I have a sound command on discord server of my bg3 pals for that

[somber warren]

tbh serano tastes the same to me and its cheaper

[pastel quartz]

Merc run

[somber warren]

oh you can go really wrong with bad ham

true true

[stone blade]

Круша

[placid sail]

хехе круша

[solar obsidian]

rare Ted L

[placid sail]

oh hey

your impostor is gone

[oblique spire]

he finally got installation help

o7

[solar obsidian]

he couldnt take the 3 day ru support vc challenge

[oblique spire]

either that or he killed himself

[odd sail]

vc burial

[placid sail]

try not to cum in support vc for three days

[solar obsidian]

well, it is edible, but one of the worst pica flavors

[odd sail]

everyone piss on him

[odd sail]

try not to be horny in support text channel challenge

[somber warren]

my go to is funghi or speciale

[odd sail]

I like the bread pizza they have in Italy

[solar obsidian]

true

[somber warren]

i just love mushrooms

[solar obsidian]

mushroom is good

[somber warren]

wholesome mafia moment

[placid sail]

what's the fancy Italian name for pizza with tuna and red onions?

[somber warren]

tonno

i think

did they also feed you the gabagool?

man i never had gabagool

had capachio tho

all this for a slice of gabagool?

its carpaccio

[pastel quartz]

I just got into Yantar and the first eco i meet is a woman

This is gonna go nice

[somber warren]

yeah its a different thing

i can't member the name of the tuna paste

that shit is good aswell

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/world-of-tanks-tanks-tank-war-thunder-germany-gif-24498952

[somber warren]

i had a pizza with carpaccio once, with arugula and loads of parmesan

was good as hell

have fun bro see you later

[ruby minnow]

man my hair is actually good

i know it because a random girl called it good

and all of you know that no girl would be interested in me or try to flirt with me

[carmine crown]

Very low standards

[ruby minnow]

nah i take care of my hair

no woman in their right mind would want me that's why i only date the ones in the mental hospital

[carmine crown]

If you want scissors lodged in your spine, go for it man

Sounds fun

[odd sail]

I saw a cute girl in the queue for my psychologist appointment

didn't see again

[mint mist]

ew are u hetero

disgusting

[odd sail]

I'm not hetero, I'm not a pan, I'm a nuclear reactor

[uncut obsidian]

1am

[toxic sundial]

[uncut obsidian]

just finished packing my stuff

[toxic sundial]

Nuh uh

[placid sail]

nuh uh

[uncut obsidian]

bermuda triangle

[swift scarab]

What, finally escaping Russia or something

[placid sail]

escape from Russia (you can't)

[swift scarab]

[pastel quartz]

weeeee i forgot where the setting for corpses on mini-map is

help pls

[swift scarab]

What pda do you have

[pastel quartz]

T1

[swift scarab]

The first one, or an upgraded one

[pastel quartz]

Wait so it's changed now?

[uncut obsidian]

moving to a different city to uni tomorrow

[pastel quartz]

i need the T2 PDA for the mini-map?

[swift scarab]

What no lmao

[pastel quartz]

also i don't have access to support channel

[solar obsidian]

go sleep!

[uncut obsidian]

nu

[pastel quartz]

weeeaaaa

[solar obsidian]

[swift scarab]

Click /

[oblique spire]

north korea

[swift scarab]

Should open minimap

[oblique spire]

[pastel quartz]

Nah i mean

It's on

[uncut obsidian]

yo mom

[pastel quartz]

There was just a setting that

Showed corpses

and i can't find it anywhere

[placid sail]

he's moving from vladivostok to vladizapad

[swift scarab]

It’s not an option 4head, it’s an upgrade

[pastel quartz]

It was an option before

i actually weep

and seethe

[solar obsidian]

@odd sail ivostok

[oblique spire]

i mean

whos going to north korea

[swift scarab]

T2 and 3 pdas were made to have killtrak software programmed in on purpose

Having it as a secondary option didn’t make sense

[placid sail]

kim chen in's personal twink

[swift scarab]

Go upgrade your pda or cope

[pastel quartz]

i gotta cope...

this stalker shit too hard for me

[pastel quartz]

imma go play fortnite

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/pathetic-nolan-grayson-omni-man-invincible-pity-gif-20908860

[swift scarab]

Perfect timing

[solar obsidian]

play on easy/tourist

[toxic sundial]

[swift scarab]

Man I play on easy and it’s still rough when it wants to be

It’s like having sex with a sadist partner and easy means they slap the shit out of you and hard is they just try to kill you

[pastel quartz]

raah i just london'd the shit out of a snork

[toxic sundial]

Whenever I get bored I take all the combat stims and clear out the entire bandit base with a fire axe and grenades

I do this almost weekly

[pastel quartz]

based

I did that before the update

i just threw nades everywhere

it was fun

Man fuck this merc bullshit

Actually like

[urban ocean]

Si. Women don't like rambunctious boys.

[pastel quartz]

First time in Agroprom on new save

Controller

From behind the military base

this fucker snipes me with his mega autism

[eager igloo]

Skill issue

[pastel quartz]

ok.

Yea true they're lootbags

Yeee i got most of my good stuff

from DV mercs

like my

6 glocks

that i plan on repairing

(soon)

Ye my main save is completly fucked

like i can't leave or fast travel out of cordon

[pastel quartz]

hehehehha

Im still standing

[swift scarab]

Playing as Mercs is pain though

[ruby minnow]

but you're rich

[swift scarab]

So few enemies that drop nato

[ruby minnow]

and money solves all problems

[swift scarab]

It doesn’t solve my need for better guns

[ruby minnow]

well you can just kill your friends

[pastel quartz]

lol

[swift scarab]

[pastel quartz]

one day btw^

[ruby minnow]

its a morally correct thing

if they're showing off their new fancy gun

[pastel quartz]

True

[pastel quartz]

I religiously put down Legend rank loners

Help the guy: ❌
Let the guy get killed by SCP 106: ✅

lol

[pastel quartz]

LMFAO

[uncut obsidian]

guys tomorrow I'm moving into @odd sailivostok

[eager igloo]

I haven't seen you yet

[placid sail]

keep it between you two

[uncut obsidian]

im gonna keep it in vlad ivostok

[pastel quartz]

Ok

[odd sail]

i'm moving into you

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/art-gif-10189722

[uncut obsidian]

huugh

[placid sail]

not a single fucking day

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-gay-pride-pride-lgbt-lgbtq-gif-27397657

[placid sail]

without you twinks acting up

[pastel quartz]

@odd sail ivostok ?

sus

Therapy is a lie

Mega

Im a brainfart exile

and I enjoy it

fr

https://deltarune.com/assets/images/coolgifs/spamdance.gif

You've been here for a day

2*

[odd sail]

vladivostok is cringe place

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1097114313057112145/1147217248533086350/i_ned_mur_bulets.gif

[odd sail]

cup noodles floating on the beach

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mama-im-a-criminal-gif-26610682

[placid sail]

@solar obsidian kill creatures now

[pastel quartz]

ain't no way

wait i might be a little schizo

[pastel quartz]

mama I'm a crimminal

Ye tru like two days

[solar obsidian]

what happened?

[south granite]

why were you two exiled

[placid sail]

kill

[odd sail]

madi is moving inside me

[pastel quartz]

Posted Markiplier in hospital bed twice in newbies chat

[uncut obsidian]

no, inside you ivostok

[pastel quartz]

Mwadi says he's moving to @odd sail ivostok

[odd sail]

no

[south granite]

Lmfao

[odd sail]

you did not take consent

i'm going to jail you

[pastel quartz]

Literally worse than hitler

[odd sail]

and feed you worms

[pastel quartz]

Gulag*

[odd sail]

no anal for madi

[pastel quartz]

(

Sad

[south granite]

You’re in your rightful place now

[pastel quartz]

Send him to GULAG

[solar obsidian]

@uncut obsidian

go sleep

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/of-to-gulag-gif-19230867

[odd sail]

i send him to belarus

[uncut obsidian]

can't even move to vlad ivostok these days...

[odd sail]

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/nordic-hyperborea-agartha-viking-gif-9573023894945166641

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/stalin-soviet-gulag-happy-stalin-dancing-stalin-gif-22030464

[placid sail]

I'm starting to think that maybe I should make another channel my base of operation

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/of-to-gulag-gif-19230867

[solar obsidian]

vladivostok is a radio station in gta 4

[pastel quartz]

Stalin decides GULAG

[placid sail]

amount of polish and other slavic twinks is too disruptive

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-vitaly-gif-18014937

pov you are madi entering russian jail

[solar obsidian]

invite me pls

[pastel quartz]

This chat would be like ten times worse without you

[solar obsidian]

real

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/goulag-star-citizen-sam-sc-prison-detention-gif-17122206

[solar obsidian]

❤️

[pastel quartz]

gey

[solar obsidian]

:(

[placid sail]

am I being complimented in brainfart

or is that sarcasm

[solar obsidian]

yes

no

[placid sail]

I see

[pastel quartz]

genuine complement

[placid sail]

I don't really do those

but thanks I guess

[pastel quartz]

Yeah.

Also

What the fuck does my entire health panel being empty mean?

Is it like a bad omen or something

Because whenever it happens my game shits bricks

[solar obsidian]

!busyhands @pastel quartz

[split canyon]

@pastel quartz Read this: #╭📖faq message

[pastel quartz]

no

@pastel quartz

okay finee

Shut the fuck up

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-clash-royale-emote-gif-23858585

[uncut obsidian]

шевцов???

[pastel quartz]

Is it okay if I send Erika lyrics in german to here ?

[pastel quartz]

Not busyhands

i don't think so at least

Eh whatever

I found a way around it so

We slick

[odd sail]

это я

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

I understand Russian

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/348601610244587531/1142225572651618354/received_2679118725711292.mov

[pastel quartz]

HEHEHEHHA

[uncut obsidian]

добруколеногн

what does this say

[pastel quartz]

Brukolenny wtf is that shit dude -_-

https://tenor.com/view/meow-gif-24586694

[uncut obsidian]

see, you don't actually understand russian

[pastel quartz]

ватафак

Реально, что за херня

watafak

[foggy mantle]

That language is not supported.

[pastel quartz]

Eh

It is

-_-

It means for real what the FUCK

No idea Ted

Me remembering my role:

[pastel quartz]

Ooooh

That's

Actually very neat

Oh wow

New roof stash location in garbage

How joyous!

[mint mist]

hi

[pastel quartz]

hi premium me

[mint mist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd3miVCuTb0

[pastel quartz]

im not watching that

[mint mist]

blocked

[pastel quartz]

blocked x2

• ratio

• my ego boosted

[mint mist]

i dont talk with peopel who dont appreciate cat csgo videos

[quartz ridge]

Anyone who make CSGO cat edits needs medical attention

Or a beating

[pastel quartz]

i appreciate it

i just don't feel like watching it

and seeing as im basically a prisoner here im also extremely spiteful

[plucky void]

both

[odd sail]

pros of gamma server: you can ask people to kill themselves
cons: they still don't kill themselves

[pastel quartz]

me when

[quartz ridge]

You cant do it infront of mods tho

P! 1984

[foggy mantle]

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[solar obsidian]

true. fucking cringe

its facebook mom humour

[pastel quartz]

cutecore moment

[pastel quartz]

was it cutecore?

or something else

[solar obsidian]

idk the name

[weak jackal]

get employedcore

[pastel quartz]

ok

[eager igloo]

Squid

[weak jackal]

rate my car

drink for scale

[pastel quartz]

7/10

show engine

[placid sail]

john squid

[quaint ore]

0/10, not enough salmon

[weak jackal]

wtf is a salmon

i only know of salmoff

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/smirk-smirk-afk-gif-21791266

https://tenor.com/view/silly-fish-olivia-munn-gif-17314208

https://tenor.com/view/magic-school-bus-salmon-spawn-bus-frizzle-gif-27585338

okay salmon gifs are a bit fucking weird

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[pastel quartz]

hi dina

[sage otter]

How is it going

Did I miss any important drama ?

[pastel quartz]

Don't think so?

Wouldn't know