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out here putting 2 Cent cards for 60 whole doler on the steam market
hoping a bot buys them
alo
only works if you got money laundering to do
i own fortnite special edition
bbg?
big black glock?
gaston glocks quality horse semen?
ambatu
bus
oh yeah, just woke up drinking first coffee, brain only starts to work in about an hour
Big Booty Gangsta
HAIIIIIIIIIII
thug hunter spinoff
come
hm
yes i ask favor too. i have been here over a year give me legendary role
yeah same
pls mod
i can give you the poop role
nuh uh
why bc poop is brown?
you fucking racist
get poop roled
Racist mod, gonna make reddit post now
he gets a cool lil clown on the end

I have suffered Racial Discrimination is Gamma Discord Server 
how does the casino even function…
bots

just command and hope you win in blackjack
man what does that role mean
whatever fits yourself
mentally regarded
right yeah
do you start with money or
cant chat in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat
I’ve never used it 
oh no...
anyways
dont start now
its worthless
Mods when will brainfart have the honorary alien vs predator theme tags?!
exactly
if you get higher than ted he has to lose the role tho
tragic
hey look not anymore
mods are already the predators
we got a faker @solar obsidian
hes been in there uhmm
yeah child predators
18 hours
will he ever get help?
he was from yesterday there
poor fella needs his support
nuh uh got 50
@solar obsidian you should help him
lmao
I will now lose it all
mf never getting help
be the helper you are

helpers not doing their job
i cant use vc and i dont speak russian
use google translate
this man is waiting for help for 24 hours now
why can't use vc
im shy
I did not lose it all
busy hanging out with his boyfriend
time to become an addict
femlight
delight be like
its not an addiction if you enjoy it
that's what i tell to the doctor that is trying to cure my alcoholism
awwww poor dewwight is shyyy

I have 15 now I think
i am
25 actually
prove that you're one of us
Gods strongest Gambler, Casinos fear him
winning
i read i'm gonna pee and apple picking
I now have 5
what and what
@heavy peak https://youtu.be/Mflh75zVDE8?si=v-Q2S66bFbmyguRC
an amazing night full of fun and excitement! Get an autograph and support the VA's at the same time! http://streamily.com/tf2?source=aff&medium=shork
Let me know if u wanna see more events like theres and perhabs where youd want to potentially see th emercs :0
#tf2 #gaming #teamfortress2
rich people pay to work
real af
you’re paying for the fruits
like in a bar
to do that here you have to like
go outside
there's trees with random fruits almost everywhere
if there's a house with a garden then the tree from that garden could grow over the fence and you have free fruits
happens a lot
and the owners see no problem if someone takes it
It's called not trimming the trees
word invented by the goverment to stop us from taking whats clearly ours
They partially block paths in some cases
if falco was here, we would give u the money
i lost it all
wait but your rich
what
to who
bruh
trying to keep the gamble god down fr
falco give us a few 100k
I’m in debt
Billions Must falco give us
take out a loan and gamble it
@uncut obsidian alo
Battlebit in an hour or so?
sure
falco must pay reperations for being italian
99% of gambling addicts quit right before theyre about to win big
the distant sounds update makes the game feel way more intense
Falco needs to buy me Nitro again!

would've been better if the sounds were a bit muffled tho
did he actually do that
nope, hes the worst Discord Daddy ive had so far
I’ve been here for like a year now
just haven’t talked in any of the real channels
smelly
thank god bc that would be geh af
this is the only real channel here, one might say its the realest
why didnt u talk? 
its zoever
back to nil
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/p1-_syvVAYE @heavy peak
Never did that
i know, thats why i said that youre literally the worst discord daddy #🎪bruh-fart message
billions must falco
nice
at least the peak of my career is still here
Falco isn't a saint, he doesn't repay good deeds
@buoyant yacht (kaffekatt) has been muted for 12 hours for reason: no 9/11 memes , they are in very poor taste , read the #📄rules next time
@heavy peak this is the average 128v128 experience now
thanks to the sounds update you can now hear sounds coming from all directions, from any distance
there was a moment where i was able to realise that someone was shooting at me from behind even before the bullet hit me thanks to the gunfire sounds
there's also a new map
Hence why i stick to 64x64
way better than before
Much less chaos
you can actually hear that there's a war happening now
- ctf is actually quite fun
yeah ik 64v64 also feels better to me, i just joined a 128v128 real quick to show how it sounds now
with the distant sounds update
Anyway
not really
Back to cooking Котлеты с кашой 
There's a huge uptick of cringe people at the start of the game
Especially Russian calling for killing Ukrainians
the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA at the start of the game was always there
ok that one i haven't heard yet
Yes, but the pricks are much louder now
nvm it is rising a little bit
time to ping Falco and tell him to buy it
houngry
He won't play it
meow
woof
Typa shit I've been on in my absence
Nice 
Got more ?
That's a train you ignorant
you ain't getting your gamba money
Coping mechanism
Omg hi ted

Can u guys help give me race idea
white

LMAO
Here comes the expert
Formula 69
Give me fantasy race ideas

back from jail
gypsy
Nascar 2
😭
hi
Wipeout 2048
Tony pro skate 5 : Double Dash
GRRR
im gonna totally rework fighting styles
and techniques
To make it more complicated
Oh boy
I NEED MORE BOULETS
@odd sail Should i go drop kick a grenade into sanitar's squad
yes
bet
golden shower 🤤
imagine if you could
he dropped the soap too hard
Good afternoon chat
Hi dro 👋
#💣tarkov-released with you!
Hi Dina
highest level of realism you can get bro
goood day brainfart, i come here with a business proposition
i have this brand new idea for a cigarette brand
nuh uh
this is just the beginning of sound updates
well what do you mean nuh uh
that is battlefield experience
your ears are gone
and there is chaos and constant gun fire
i mean that the sounds will be all changed at some point
we'll make cigarettes and cigarette boxes half of the regular size, call 'em "Little Puffs" and market them toward school kids
business will be booming, i guarantee
Can you guys please be nornal
i need one more race
I have dragon kin, crystallized, and corrupted
Ya
that’s gonna be a rollable one
Huh?
I need one that you could obtain through grinds
Ohh
rollable as in reroll ur race
Ish oki
what the fuck
WHAT IS THAT
I mean that looks like a PKM
I think it is
YOOO
SOYGAMI
Im obsessed with these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CML5RwadKMo
Lmfao
Cultist
Ill add a reference to brainfart somewhere
would work more as a faction u can join
Like the church of crosses i have
Send memes in newbies chat
Yee but you could also make them like
really deformed cultists
that would be corrupted
corrupted are members of the church of crosses who were granted a strength by the god of manipulation and tricked into being their servant
brainfart exiles 
wow so original
sounds cool
how did you get exiled?\
so rn for all total races
we have the true and false gods as unob races
Markiplier huh?
Humans, elves, orcs, and cat girls as rollable
deserved 
Burniplier
Whalecum to brainfart
I have been exiled
it's press the gas, release clutch till you feel your insides vibrate and then hold it there for a few seconds
wait what in the actual fu-
I'm here for almost a year, willingly
Same
Joined for gamma, stayed for brainfart
Hi Ted Hi llama
❤️
Why didnt anyone tell me it's permament 🥲
why would you want to get exiled in the first place
why do you think we only chat here
idk
we can't do shit anywhere else
I thought it was for 3 or 4 days
no
permanent

Hi Delight Hi meowmachine
p!cat // hello there
This is me rn
this is literally We Happy Few as a discord channel
witerwly
Hi SCP-250 Hi JeffWarrior
IM FUCKED
hi
shalom
@pastel quartz u are not alone anymore 
Ig
Hmm
I want to ping @ everyone for the funni 
you can't
do it
no balls
yes

Funny
@everyone @maiden carbon
Funni*
Holy shit
Funny*
CYA OT
CATBOY NO
p!grok
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Bro pinged grok and everyone
Ye and
if he did actually ping everyone this channel would be swarmed
or at least i think it would
When your German friend asks for wolfenstein the new colossus
Hi Neeko (real)
When you buy a clock from Afghanistan and it starts ticking backwards:
Cool idea, for the races i will have them as their names and also a title
Humans, The Blessed
Tbh
Elves, The Manaborn
why so many exiles wtf is wrong with yall
being exiled to brainfart isn't THAT bad
Dragon-kin, The last of its kind
Its rly not
Yeah you can send memes, vids and anything
exiles on exile is a 50/50 either its a close bond or straight up war on eachother
more exiles r chill with eachother
^
Yeah
Hmmmm
Good afternoon, chat 🙂
Walter White found in the backrooms.
Breaking bad, walter white, backrooms, found footage, meme, funny
Hi Ivan
someone played it on soundboard while playing SCP SL ah man this shit still makes me laugh out loud
What in the actual fu-
I dont know man.... i dont know.....
I found this cool Baldwin IV art, imma put it as wallpaper 
AH THATS COOL AF
Chaddest king ever

but looks low quality on wallpaper ((
For me its ok
🫡
I won my first victory at 16, I thought I was immortal but now... I know that I won't see my 30s
-Baldwin IV
Wasnt he 16?
idk
forgot about that part
Ah yeah 16
Edward Norton played him 10/10
average 16 year old in anime
so true
Who's that guy
Alex Joe Rogan
@heavy peak wtf is this reward suv 
American dream
Yo that front grill... it looks like a rat ngl
Ugly innit
Fokhen bnw's
bloody tits
btw on the way back from vac this actually happened xd
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1149600977935155260/1152363528196468837/rapidsave.com_always_the_bmw_drivers_smh_praise_spez-5jpt6q2lftmb1.mp4
its was a fuckin x5
Hi [BLANK] Hi S5yn3T
FR
Me asf
Waltuh
mama Ima creamanal
who wants free candy ?
https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/920016996752564286 is the best channel ever
being exiled to here isnt bad
Grok can I ping @ everyone for the funni ? 
dewit
we makin it out the hood
Soulless, The Husk
Wait why dont I get notification when someone pings or replies
with other obtainable races when you die perma, and go to respawn you will keep your race and it’ll say
Average abandoned underground passages in eastern europe
true
Corrupted; “Your soul is forever tainted by the gods to be cleaned”
“Your soul is too frozen to be restored”
“The heat radiating from the your soul melts away at all that interferes “
but with soulless if you try to respawn it will remove your race and reroll your race to a random race
@pastel quartz its not forever. just depends if mods forget ur exile or if u been a good boy here
saying:
how long ban if I ping everyone ?
Answer
I wanna do it
for the funni
forever
“You should not exist, you are an anomaly among this world, may you find peace with in this place eternal” in the purgatory
thoughts?
yes
Yeah you’re fucked
@heavy halo, are u doing dnd?
Ok, do it and suffer the consequences
FUCK MEOW MACHINE FUCK MEOW MACHINE REEEEEEEE
making my own fantasy game
For the funni

u know how to make games? program, model, ect?
Programming 
Inb4 “no”
it doesnt do anything ?
yeah, we lied
Inb4 I use scratch so I’m a official programmer

nope! :3
Learn programming
Told you
It’s literally easy
just starting by making a base to work off by making lore
No point if you haven’t a fucking clue what to do
This project of meows will die
Fr
Ill learn along the way
Doubt
:3
Ima have to jump in and fix meows shite programming practises if meow tries to programming

well, i wish u good luck then 
ty…
❤️
Opinions on the four obtainable races through grind
Yeah no shit
Highly regarded moment
ill read later maybe
oh dw its not super long like my other works
its dragon-kin (fire race), crystillized (frozen race), corrupted (dark race), and soulless (husk race)
You keep your obtainable race when wiping character on death besides soulless
I am awake now, I swear fucking can't stand this house's thin fuckass walls
at my fucking limit
Blur woke up in birmingham
oh god
Grok gonna do something for sure
yep…
I did it for the funni guys
aaaaaaaaaa
oh you pinged the erberybone command
Well you pinged grok, so…
hi
your version of the mod is gonna include bonzi buddy
He died as he lived, highly regarded
don't piss off people who can code and make modpacks and games
So it was all for naught
unless you want your pc to have a backdoor for them load meatspin on your machine. not giving anyone any ideas clearly wink wink
free meatspin mp4???
epic
gained 3 feet of air
brainfart what i miss the last 2 hours
i was hunting ghosts with the boys
(I was the only survivor)
real
I pinged grok
so true
i thought u died or something
@narrow lotus this u?
gman when i start my 10th half life 2 run in one month
yo does anyone know how to decrypt a message, im on a wild goose hunt
I have come here once again to escape newbies chat's stupidity
I saw that but I have no idea how to use it
let alone the message I gotta decrypt has a key
@pastel quartz (Fat1h#3454) has been muted for 1 day for reason: for the funni
Honestly, one day is too little
he typed in everyone genuinely thinking it WILL work
Herostratus (Ancient Greek: Ἡρόστρατος) was a 4th-century BC Greek, accused of seeking notoriety as an arsonist by destroying the second Temple of Artemis in Ephesus (on the outskirts of present-day Selçuk). The conclusion prompted the creation of a damnatio memoriae law forbidding anyone to mention his name, orally or in writing. The law was ul...
@winged phoenix the funni
he just attempted to do 300k people pinged worth of damage, that should be a year
Brainfart lore 
300k days, one day for each person pinged
Its only fair
A guilt of pinging someone for no reason multiplied by 300k should amount to a guilt of murdering a man irl
dead by daylight moment
No, cant u read?
Wasn’t this posted earlier? Would recycle react but can’t react currently

Oh it wasn’t I just saw it elsewhere
Sisyphus the clown
Sussyphus
doomed to remind mods every day that he can't react
Do it no balls
the only 2 reactions you need in brainfart are 💀 and ♻️
Shittiest take
we fish react, we horse react, we kek, we pepecry, we clowning in this bitch
What about 🤓🤢
etc
literally me
all on one message btw
What’s your point
hey hold on
That I posted emojis?
Helper more like coper
Shame
only one react? sounds like 1984
I wanted to construct a sentence that would get the maximum reacts from bot
but Italian bot technology still isn't there
skull 1984
Prioritizes first in msg it seems
weak ass bot
@grizzled meadow your bot is wack, make it better 
Chad literally me 1984
nineteen eighty four
L
@solar obsidian look, I've instigated chaos again
billions must ping falco
@grizzled meadow
Falco abuse
thats all we do
abusing discord mods is what Jesus would have wanted
Moderator abuse given a different meaning
Listen if falco gives me back reaction privileges he goes from moderator to goderator
I'm really sorry clowny
but you cannot escape


sisyphus was ripped
Natty gains
Oh no tree guy is back
Push rock strong cock
LOL
real
kapoosh
poetic
from his retardation, clowny is gonna transcend his meager form and become a greek god
hes going to be gai?
Fuck
rip
what about roots?
I would blame meow too
and food
yes roots
Anyone here know Žganci?
What about fruits?
yes
The fuck is a zganci
what about green coloured paper
if I put those in the list is too long for braindead idiots
no
green paper you just eat
what about green coloured plastic
consume plastic
Found him!
what about green coloured honda civic
eat that too
Yes but now you’re going to make those who are smarter doubt what they can and can’t put in, already knowing trash is not allowed.
It’s better to make a list of stuff that isn’t allowed than a stuff that is allowed in this case
but what if you put on a green t-shirt
its 8am
blow me
what about you, Blur? arent u green? 
Not here.
Its 11 here
I love discord mods they are such cool and awesome people
So eat shit
This is the biggest lie you’ve said, who has you at gunpoint?

Really sensible people who come to absolutely sensical decisions
Decisios
some good rimming
Man
💀
I got a 48 hour mute in another server for "politics"
💀
lol
What did you say lol
dummy, this is a gamma server



History is political
Hurt him
She Peter on my Griffin till I Lois
cum might be political
yes
mod these nuts
Uncool club

do you create anything besides cringe?
he doesnt
is that a trick question
goes for ryry too
I’ll make sure to put yours down as extra small
motherfucker
yeah, cuz u drained them 
or are you completely oblivious to what's happening here
BRO NOT IN PUBLIC CHAT 
too late now
Why did you post this it sucks
morbin'
You brainfarters sure like your oiled up men huh
I don’t
it synced for one second with this
yes
Yes
i need more boolets
now I see russ doing that to the beat
And cats
fuck
bigger wepons
I hate you now
P!cat
Dinner date
@open turret шпион
It’s gotta be the specific oiled up men. You know the ones. Not some random tard with a fake gun going I nEeD mOrE BuLlEtS
Shameful
shakes ass
There'd be less oily men if they enabled the p!boobies command
do not treat our culture with disdain, it's not polite
Buts it's literally 1984
it could be me it could be u
fruity up in here
it could even be @solar obsidian
slash me fucking blasts off delight's face with a shotgun
what?
Remember what they took from you
now someone mute delight to complete the TF2 reference
🕵️
:flag_mk: Macedonian (македонски јазик)
⬇️
@open turret spy
nuh uh

it's too late
you died for the reference delight
ah yes
macedonian
Home of Alexander The Alright
я люблю гирос и тощих греческих мальчиков
macedonian is russian lite innit?
:flag_ru: Russian (русский язык)
⬇️
I love gyros and skinny Greek boys
Stop being slavic!
@heavy peak bro wasn't quick enough to get into the heli
Mis sa kuradi mölad
@solar obsidian choose from 1-27
I'm just speaking macedonian
24
translator is weird, it was not it
I'm waiting for that message
pasta man
What
p!ship
Missing Argument
The member1 argument is required.
Usage: p!ship <member1> <member2>
send balls
he's grooming brainfarters again
don't click
falco bad
@solar obsidian
p!ship @placid sail @grizzled meadow
♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is bzco94 ♥️
Cum in bottle
the only Falco ship on this server that is of legal age
gas company
♥️ I sh- oh, I'm so sorry Metro Teller of Lies ♥️
they named this after u? 
He would bring me back to life
One must imagine... Sisyphus happy

Give me reactions back
p!ship @solar obsidian @solar obsidian
♥️ I sh- oh, I'm so sorry Delight ♥️
Falco
P!cat
You were talking about monkey nuts and furry porn
P!rat
get creamed

AH YEEEAH HELL YEAH
Oh that was for a different server 
I propose to give ryry Sisyphus the clown role
with no reaction perms
NOOOO
so mods won't accidentally give him perms back one day
NOT ALL MY REACTION PRIVS
All good then I mean nooo don't do it it's bad and wrong
@grizzled meadow lmao
p!delight







