#🎪bruh-fart
sterile dome
heavy halo
I havent seen u in like months
slender rock
placid sail
I mean, meow is still here, so you did absolutely fucking nothing, mod team
spiral raven
i have the s class ship in nms so yeah
solar obsidian
placid sail
but gj I guess
lyric horizon
I clicked something and it fucking turned off my discord
steady trellis
solar obsidian
final cedar
heavy halo
PLEASEEEE
lyric horizon
Is this the thing that makes your discord explode?
final cedar
mod backwards just spells dom, you know why they'd want it
heavy halo
i have falco and madi
sterile dome
im a surgoeon for grapes
no, its a meme in the meme channel
stone blade
sterile dome
heavy halo
😞
placid sail
this was an equivalent of me barging into brainfart and going JEEEEZ ALL THOSE WOMEN WANTING TO FUCK ME I'M SO TIRED MAN
heavy halo
Okay guys how is girl breakfast looking
storm stream
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1149151960180736150/...
buh that gif crashed my app
lyric horizon
dom means house in russian, polish, etc ☝️ 🤓
heavy halo
spiral raven
щас к барыгам а потом по бабам 💥
narrow lotus
what the fuck
placid sail
jessus christ
final cedar
Okay guys how is girl breakfast looking
what's for breakfast? Eggs and Mood stabilizers?
heavy halo
WHAT?
placid sail
is this poop
spiral raven
"no cock like horse cock"
heavy halo
what's for breakfast? Eggs and Mood stabilizers?
maybe
narrow lotus
dude cyanide looks better than that sausig
heavy halo
ITS CHORIZO
spiral raven
this is fr the worst cooking female
final cedar
*person
spiral raven
ITS CHORIZO
ITS A COCK
slender rock
stop using that pan, the coating is coming off
placid sail
could I ask you to put your photos in spoiler in the future meow
sterile dome
щас к барыгам а потом по бабам 💥
slender rock
fucking stop using metal on a COATED PAN
spiral raven
wdym voices
placid sail
shit will make you sick
you're just jealous you're not getting all that yummy aluminum juices in your food
spiral raven
russian
final cedar
shit will make you sick
don't worry, it's the new dupont genx teflon coating. Will definitely not make your liver blow up twice it's size
sterile dome
fair enough
slender rock
I swear to god, people who keep using fucking metal utensils on a nonsticks I am gonna to beat them with it
solar obsidian
well, we all know that Falco is the cook in the family
slender rock
fuck sakes
heavy halo
:(
final cedar
I swear to god, people who keep using fucking metal utensils on a nonsticks I am...
reject nonstick, embrace cast
river robin
Meow please use metal on nonsticks
spiral raven
shit
placid sail
well, we all know that Falco is the cook in the family
fuck you man that made me click on the photo again
final cedar
slender rock
reject nonstick, embrace cast
if you can trust one person not to fuck the cast iron pan up
everyone that has I told them not do fucking wash them with soap because you fuck the seasoning
placid sail
how all these photos are gross ALL THE TIME, without fail
slender rock
and they don't care for it
heavy halo
See it looks good!
slender rock
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
stone blade
did you shit that out and put it in the pan?
spiral raven
STOP
stone blade
she shit those out
spiral raven
STOP COOKING COCKS
stone blade
hell naw
heavy halo
WHAT
placid sail
hahahahahaha
odd sail
stop posting cooked turds
solar obsidian
heavy halo
ITS FUCKING CHORIZO
stone blade
WHAT IS THAT MAN
odd sail
turd cuisine literally
stone blade
ALOOOOO
heavy halo
STOP SAYING THAT
spiral raven
ITS A CAOCK
slender rock
you let it get too hot meow
heavy halo
IFS BOT POOP
stone blade
ALLAH HELP U
slender rock
you burnt it
heavy halo
ITS ON MEDIUM
slender rock
that's all fucking burnt
river robin
Most awful looking food holy shit
river zealot
ALLAH HELP U
its too late, nobody can help him now
stone blade
its too late, nobody can help him now
her*
slender rock
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
stone blade
ITS DEAD BRO
NO NEED TO TORTURE IT ANYMORE
spiral raven
pilk???
stone blade
if its a her she needs to go through the cooking tutorial again ongod
spiral raven
OH NOO
spiral raven
EW
placid sail
fucking
final cedar
@heavy halo did you make pilk sausage?
spiral raven
o
placid sail
poop sausages man, and mods don't even care
river robin
if its a her she needs to go through the cooking tutorial again ongod
Valid point but this is brainfart and there’s no woman here
placid sail
how is it legal
slender rock
if its a her she needs to go through the cooking tutorial again ongod
Home econ class, she probably flunked it
solar obsidian
storm stream
also to think that she's not having any vegetables or smthn fresh 
placid sail
https://tenor.com/view/drink-gif-22787478
still not as gross as those photos
solar obsidian
real
spiral raven
SODA/MEAT + MILK
=SHIT
DONT D ITIDIGiiIGIGIi
IM GOING TO FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU DROWN IN IT
river robin
Meow stopped typing. New blackmail obtained. Mention 15 exes or shit cooking
solar obsidian
yummy
placid sail
also to think that she's not having any vegetables or smthn fresh <:pepew:107517...
that's what gives the sausages their pungent color and taste
narrow lotus
meowmachine is gone
the food finally ended her
final cedar
IM GOING TO FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU DROWN IN IT
||Gurenyuu||
spiral raven
thank*
river robin
the food finally ended her
It*
storm stream
15 exes? 
stone blade
oh she died
spiral raven
||Gurenyuu||
what
stone blade
bismilah
placid sail
@heavy halo what do you mean she's gone, she's still taggable you clowns
solar obsidian
<@356286435957145602> what do you mean she's gone, she's still taggable you clow...
they say she died
river robin
Shhh don’t give meow attention
spiral raven
wait
winter crypt
they say she died
on their ninth hour of roblox
spiral raven
meowmachine
winter crypt
thats not dead thats ALIVE
lyric horizon
Aight, imma go now. Goodnight chat.
final cedar
maybe we should overload her attention span
spiral raven
fucking hell she's rebooting
solar obsidian
Shhh don’t give meow attention
busy cant help himself, he adores meow
final cedar
just tag her in every sentence
spiral raven
linux update
errant magnet
river robin
busy cant help himself, he adores meow
The fuck? Why? That’s like enjoying cock and ball torture
solar obsidian
The fuck? Why? That’s like enjoying cock and ball torture
guess what he likes
river robin
guess what he likes
Makes sense…
placid sail
busy cant help himself, he adores meow
the creature gives consistent results, in comparison to half the currently present clowns
stone blade
@heavy halo may allah forgive you , because we won't
placid sail
plus you're giving it attention all the time anyway, while loudly going DON'T GIVE IT ATTENTION
solar obsidian
the creature gives consistent results, in comparison to half the currently prese...
true. it is entertaining, especially the simping 
placid sail
so might as well use the asset anyway
livid pond
stone blade
why would you simp for meow , she''ll cook you something and you're dead on the spot
spiral raven
EW PENIS IN EGGS?
heavy halo
SHUSH
solar obsidian
meow left for a second and everybody tags him
stone blade
we thought that bitch died of food poisoning
narrow lotus
this is literally the equivalent of
putting a tissue over a shit and calling it a day
solar obsidian
this is literally the equivalent of
putting a tissue over a shit and calling i...
dust under the rug
placid sail
@solar obsidian like look at this! it's even below the level the creature provides
pathetic!
scenic field
i see eggs... but whats the other stuff
narrow lotus
i see eggs... but whats the other stuff
death
river robin
Shit
scenic field
tasty
placid sail
so yeah, according to my statistics, the unholy trinity is not even the bottom of brainfart capabilities
storm stream
who tf is she tryna fool w that hat 
river robin
Looks like shit
scenic field
good job burning the eggs
final cedar
you's a big phony
scenic field
get more pitas to cover up the rest of that monstosity
river robin
Actually feces
final cedar
larping the brekfast
river robin
Eh
spiral raven
eheheh shreck cet
river robin
Meh
final cedar
puss in boots underrated
stone blade
yes u did dumbass
scenic field
RIP allstar
stone blade
river robin
yeah meh balls on yo face
Your balls are small.
placid sail
eugh
spiral raven
Your balls are small.
but big cock
spiral raven
- false
2)i didnt show you it
river robin
Micro penis
slender rock
wouldn't matter
spiral raven
duongass
slender rock
no one will fuck neither of you
river robin
I can’t show it, too small to capture on camera
river robin
no one will fuck neither of you
Projecting
final cedar
I can’t show it, too small to capture on camera
what would you compare it to
river robin
what would you compare it to
My huge as fuck dick
slender rock
My huge as fuck dick
doubt
final cedar
that's not a very good metric 
slender rock
and?
final cedar
how you know it's truly tiny if your hog so large
slender rock
do I fucking care what you think?
river robin
do I fucking care what you think?
Yes
slender rock
why you need to justify your size
sage otter
What did I alt tab into again 
final cedar
What did I alt tab into again <:kekl:1028025674688102441>
cock measuring contest... again
slender rock
What did I alt tab into again <:kekl:1028025674688102441>
nothing out of sorts for this shithole
🙂
slender rock
Nah. I don't need to blabber on about my dick like you started with. that's that. MF saying "projecting" pft righto mate, everyone projects by that then.
heavy halo
Yum :3
scenic field
STOP
heavy halo
WHAT
final cedar
you just keep reposting images from some shitty food blog 
river robin
I told you it’s feces
placid sail
just your typical brown and turd-shaped sausages, nothing else
river robin
This is shit
final cedar
chorizo once eaten
scenic field
oh... that probably doesnt taste that bad then
river robin
austere shadow
final cedar
keep in mind @heavy halo doesn't have a working toilet for 5 weeks already
upper axle
i heard someone mention something being a bad metric and i give zero shits about the context of it however i will say:
why would i want a good metric when i'm american and it's so much funnier to purposefully use anything except the metric system to make dumb europeans mald?
placid sail
to be fair, I never had a chorizo, so I'm tempted to give the creature a benefit of a doubt
upper axle
placid sail
but damn you're exceptially skillful in making photos look gross
slender rock
to be fair, I never had a chorizo, so I'm tempted to give the creature a benefit...
usually you break it apart and lighly sear it
river robin
keep in mind <@356286435957145602> doesn't have a working toilet for 5 weeks alr...
Is this true?
final cedar
yes
river robin
LOL
slender rock
that looks dry as fuck and burnt as fuck
final cedar
why we call @heavy halo stinky
scenic field
it literally looks like you cooked your eggs, hovered your butt over the plate, and then dropped a log lol
river robin
Definitely not a her
placid sail
usually you break it apart and lighly sear it
so meow purposefully shapes it like a turd
brilliant
slender rock
there's no color in it too
placid sail
I knew it's intentionally gross
final cedar
@heavy halo is your shower fixed yet?
slender rock
no spices used either
river robin
so meow purposefully shapes it like a turd
Doesn’t shape it likes turd, just takes a shit on the plate
It IS a turd
final cedar
@heavy halo are you still only using damp napkins to get the filth off yah?
scenic field
<@356286435957145602> is your shower fixed yet?
who needs a shower when you have axe bodyspray 😎
river robin
<@356286435957145602> are you still only using damp napkins to get the filth off...
No shower either?
slender rock
no Oregano, red or white onions, garlic powder
final cedar
No shower either?
according to @heavy halo ...
final cedar
river robin
Lmao even
placid sail
no Oregano, red or white onions, garlic powder
those are all vegetables and herbs, and we don't like those around here in chubby unclean city
odd sail
i heard someone mention something being a bad metric and i give zero shits about...
you can use whatever you want but the only defining basis of imperial units is a ratio of a standard international unit
river robin
those are all vegetables and herbs, and we don't like those around here in chubb...
See you miss one fact, those who love good food may end up just as fat as those who love bad food.
slender rock
those are all vegetables and herbs, and we don't like those around here in chubb...
I guess also add avoidance of aromatics that enhance taste and adds fucking NUTRIENTS and MINERALS
final cedar
mmhmm, minerals
scenic field
i only add quartz to my food
placid sail
See you miss one fact, those who love good food may end up just as fat as those ...
Coca-Cola propaganda
slender rock
Salt, Pepper smart asses
final cedar
i only add quartz to my food
sand cake
upper axle
you can use whatever you want but the only defining basis of imperial units is a...
i mean honestly all measurments are easily reasoned to be some level of arbitrary, so honestly i couldnt give less of a shit about what i use for measurments in all seriousness. that said purposefully avoiding metric system because europeans sometimes get REALLY huffy about it is always entertaining.
final cedar
river robin
Coca-Cola propaganda
The fuck? No? Look at some five star chefs that are fat and tell me it’s not true
slender rock
https://tenor.com/54XH.gif
ah yeah
zealous remnant
slender rock
fucking sand (is actually light brown sugar)
odd sail
metric isnt arbitrary, there is a rod sitting in a museum in sevres that is exactly 1 metre long
placid sail
The fuck? No? Look at some five star chefs that are fat and tell me it’s not tru...
I looked at them and telling it's not true
odd sail
scenic field
The fuck? No? Look at some five star chefs that are fat and tell me it’s not tru...
never trust a skinny chef
river robin
never trust a skinny chef
This
mint mist
ew.
final cedar
metric isnt arbitrary, there is a rod sitting in a museum in sevres that is exac...
I ain't always there bruh
odd sail
I ain't always there bruh
the national physics lab of your country goes there
and makes a replica
scenic field
i still eat spaghettios straight out of the can with a spoon. you cant stop me
river robin
I looked at them and telling it's not true
I didn’t ask for the shittiest take you had but here we are
odd sail
and your manufacturers use it to make more rulers
zealous remnant
rulers
final cedar
zealous remnant
slender rock
zealous remnant
its a scale
placid sail
I didn’t ask for the shittiest take you had but here we are
listen, you don't have to get angry just because you're one of the fatties, you're still beautiful in your own way you know
upper axle
Coca-Cola propaganda
if i look at the kitchen of a place that serves stuff like fish and chips or other food that isnt like, healthy af soup and salads only and i see mostly skinny fuckers i'm not eating there 'cause nobody in that kitchen eats their own food and that means they dont believe in their own cooking enough to consume it.
placid sail
if i look at the kitchen of a place that serves stuff like fish and chips or oth...
I don't even know what we're arguing about, but I disagree
scenic field
real chefs are cocaine fueled sociopaths.
river robin
listen, you don't have to get angry just because you're one of the fatties, you'...
False, I am of average weight.
zealous remnant
europeans cannot into fractions
final cedar
much easier to measure the distance light travels in vacuum for 3.3ns
river robin
I don't even know what we're arguing about, but I disagree
You disagree because you’re dumb
placid sail
and you're turning to personal insults because you're bright?
slender rock
upper axle
and you're turning to personal insults because you're bright?
pot have you met kettle? you resorted to calling a guy fat literally 2 posts ago
river robin
and you're turning to personal insults because you're bright?
yes
placid sail
don't freaking vent your body dismorphia on me mate, I have my own problems ok
upper axle
actual retard behavior
river robin
don't freaking vent your body dismorphia on me mate, I have my own problems ok
Retard calls me fat and then gets mad I call him dumb
slender rock
OH YEAH that's gonna be HITTIN LIKE A BUS
upper axle
i would hope for better from a guy with a Hunter: The Parenting PFP. im disappointed.
placid sail
oh hey someone's in the know, nice
final cedar
Retard calls me fat and then gets mad I call him dumb
you can't say retard anymore fattie
||I'm sorry 
||
river robin
oh hey someone's in the know, nice
Listen we all have our problems, don’t let anyone tell you you’re worthless despite your room temp iq
remote vine
river robin
you can't say retard anymore fattie
You’re next
upper axle
You’re next
you when you show up at metro's door:
scenic field
he's "developementaly disabled"
placid sail
Listen we all have our problems, don’t let anyone tell you you’re worthless desp...
don't worry, your pfp cheers me up every time you try to make a go at me
river robin
don't worry, your pfp cheers me up every time you try to make a go at me
That’s very sweet. Your pfp is ugly as fuck 🙂
slender rock
final cedar
Yummy food
@heavy halo what did you eat>?
river robin
GO THE FUCK AWAY MEOW WE ARE HAVING A MOMENT
heavy halo
<@356286435957145602> what did you eat>?
Chorizo egg tacos!
placid sail
That’s very sweet. Your pfp is ugly as fuck 🙂
that was... a bit lazy. at least tell me what's bad about it, come on
real tinsel
hate cold
placid sail
like
river robin
GOD
placid sail
easiest furry jab
upper axle
https://tenor.com/bxtTq.gif
if you own a claymore mine and dont have the balls to strap it to the front of your plate carrier with "free hugs" painted on it then you're a pussy and im blacklisting you from the innawoods goon squad
real tinsel
cold make me wanna kill myself
final cedar
Chorizo egg tacos!
@heavy halo show pic
heavy halo
i did silly
river robin
easiest furry jab
Was going to…
placid sail
well what fucking takes you so long then?
slender rock
river robin
It felt too easy
heavy halo
i was cleaning up after myself
final cedar
i did silly
@heavy halo I'm sorry I didn't care enough to look
heavy halo
:(
placid sail
oh right, fucking 200 iq fatso was preparing an exordia attack on me
placid sail
alright, sorry, back to your original idea, then
heavy halo
just scroll up
river robin
oh right, fucking 200 iq fatso was preparing an exordia attack on me
Ah yes, “oh you’re going to resort to name calling let me call you fat first”
You
river robin
Chud
final cedar
just scroll up
@heavy halo I just wanted to see the thaco
heavy halo
There u go :3
scenic field
my roomate got pitas and forgot to get the hummus. im fuming
river robin
my roomate got pitas and forgot to get the hummus. im fuming
Rip
final cedar
There u go :3
@heavy halo did you send it? 
slender rock
my roomate got pitas and forgot to get the hummus. im fuming
stab them, stab them in the face
scenic field
stab them, stab them in the face
but then i have to cover all of the rent
placid sail
you know what, fuck you, I'm going back to discussing meow's turds
you're not pulling your back into it
river robin
and that's it...
“Oh you’re insults are so bad” you still haven’t said anything else but fat
placid sail
“Oh you’re insults are so bad” you still haven’t said anything else but fat
IF IT WORKS, IT WORKS
slender rock
hmm
river robin
IF IT WORKS, IT WORKS
It doesn’t work though, cope more
Have my dog as the gigachad you tard
My dog is smarter than you and he’s a moron
zealous remnant
final cedar
final cedar
I miss gtanil
one doesn't value the shitposts one has until they gone
placid sail
truly
river robin
dude's fucking roasting me with his badly photoshopped dog
If it works it works
heavy halo
Ong hi ted
final cedar
If it works it works
but it didn't
placid sail
please don't post it again
scenic field
"cooked"
heavy halo
Chorizo egg tacos
river robin
but it didn't <:huh:1006972778584481792>
You’re the second worse person here besides meow, you don’t have room to talk
heavy halo
:3
final cedar
I cooked earlier
@heavy halo finally show it
heavy halo
kay!
scenic field
noooooooooooooooooooooo
placid sail
why
zealous remnant
yes, i would like to se the chorizo egg tacos again
river robin
Shit on a plate
heavy halo
scenic field
im genuinly fascinated by that picture
zealous remnant
were they good?
placid sail
you may be into copro
final cedar
man these images don't load properly on my machine 
fierce jay
Oh wow
Finally, the meat looks normal
fierce jay
Kinda
scenic field
dont you have to take the chorizo out of the casing before cooking?
placid sail
so you like the food that's on the picture?
heavy halo
yeah
placid sail
though it has vegetables in it?
heavy halo
just take them off duhh
mint mist
cucumbers are sick tho
placid sail
that's avocado
heavy halo
Thats abocado
placid sail
I like trains
placid sail
avocado is a great source of healthy fats
mint mist
i prefer to have no fats at all
placid sail
and it has a pretty nice taste
final cedar
mushrooms
mint mist
no
Gross
placid sail
you have taste palette of walmart raccoons, you two
grizzled meadow
mint mist
you have taste palette of walmart raccoons, you two
no, i like veggies
avocado is just dogshit
fierce jay
https://tenor.com/view/vince-mc-mahon-walking-walking-out-walking-back-bye-gif-2...
You really like that gif don’t you
heavy halo
Onli like fruits
scenic field
you have taste palette of walmart raccoons, you two
they throw donuts out at the end of the day
grizzled meadow
You really like that gif don’t you <:kekw:919974270132711444>
It's literally my mood the moment I step in here
pastel quartz
me hate veggies
sad to say but i totally lost all respect towards you
mint mist
sad to say but i totally lost all respect towards you
you had any?
final cedar
avocado is just dogshit
never had a ripe avocado 
pastel quartz
you had any?
few
grizzled meadow
Avocado sucks and guacamole sucks, I'm done
mint mist
idk what guacamole is
final cedar
there's a reason the cartel is switching from blow to avoc
scenic field
COSTCO GUAC?
placid sail
avocado is just dogshit
... the skin is so rough and yucky
and it's so hard to chew on the middle
final cedar
middle always so hard to bite
mint mist
who eats skin in avocado??
placid sail
hehe
carmine crown
ruby minnow
guys they actually play phonk at military i just found out
placid sail
who eats skin in avocado??
heavy halo
I hate avocado for the same reason i hate bananas n apple tbh
Whenever i bite into it its so hard and disgusting
fierce jay
What.
heavy halo
yeah like bananas are gross
mint mist
what
fierce jay
How could you dislike apples and bananas
final cedar
you can eat the little ones with skin that weren't fertilized, quite tasty. Don't even have a seed
mint mist
apples are bland and boring but what
placid sail
we're approaching a singularity of stupidity
in but a moment, everything will be one
heavy halo
yeah like when u bite them
mint mist
bananas hurt my belly
fierce jay
Bro do you even peel them?
heavy halo
no not plantians
mint mist
didnt u just say u like fruits?
mint mist
apple and banana is a fruit
fierce jay
What
mint mist
ok meow is trolling
fierce jay
placid sail
ruby minnow
the retardation has entered dangerous levels
heavy halo
IM MOT RETARDED
fierce jay
Sure
ruby minnow
no but this chat is
scenic field
convincing arguement
mint mist
no but this chat is
i love you
placid sail
heavy halo
Syno best user tbh
placid sail
I see time
heavy halo
im a syno apologist
mint mist
Syno best user tbh
true
heavy halo
:3
mint mist
sad hes turkish tho
placid sail
heavy halo
😞
final cedar
wait, you two are dumb AND racist?
ruby minnow
sad hes turkish tho
you should be happy i'm turkish
the best race on the planet
i am proud Turkish nationalist
i love Erdogan
i live in Berlin
mint mist
the best race on the planet
race? every country is a different race?
placid sail
wait, you two are dumb AND racist?
couldn't supress his inner Polish, even the creature
final cedar
ohright
fierce jay
wait, you two are dumb AND racist?
Usually comes in a package
placid sail
yeah that's what racist is
scenic field
fucking canadians
final cedar
mint mist
why canadians????
placid sail
guys guys you don't understand I'm not racist! I just hate one particular race!
mint mist
fucking canadians
theyre cute fuk off
mint mist
guys guys you don't understand I'm not racist! I just hate one particular race!
not race
ruby minnow
guys guys you don't understand I'm not racist! I just hate one particular race!
guys you don't understand i only hate bad races not the good ones
mint mist
yes
mint mist
yes ur so racist
heavy halo
Yaey
mint mist
hating an ethnicity is still being racist, maja
opk, then im racist
heavy halo
THE ALAMO?!
ruby minnow
guys you don't understand i only hate bad races not the good ones
how can i be racist
placid sail
if it's any consolation, most of brainfart is racist
storm stream
And everything
you dont peel bananas b4 eating them???
storm stream
oh ok
scenic field
why do you have to phrase it that way
heavy halo
wdym?
storm stream
how do you cut it?
mint mist
I cut off the skin
u know u can bite the tip and then just skin it off with ur fingers
placid sail
am i racist if i hate every race
that's called being stupid creature misanthropy
mint mist
or you can sting the banana with ur nail, and make a lien across all of it
ruby minnow
I cut off the skin
me talking to the officer that arrested me over a speeding ticket
mint mist
and slowly open it in the middle after doing it all the way?
final cedar
heavy halo
me talking to the officer that arrested me over a speeding ticket
LMAO
final cedar
monkey >>> @heavy halo
heavy halo
the voices tell me to reach for the their gun
ruby minnow
the voices are right
placid sail
https://tenor.com/view/shithead-single-celled-organism-his-name-is-shithead-his-name-is-gif-26390295
scenic field
as long as its not some SIG trash
final cedar
the voices tell me to reach for the their gun
why do you larp being a schizo?
heavy halo
huh?
ruby minnow
as long as its not some SIG trash
SIG is not trash they are just way too popular
heavy halo
wtf is larping
placid sail
meow will larp anything for your pleasure
mint mist
why do you larp being a schizo?
we dont know what larp is
ruby minnow
and win every military contract for some odd reason
mint mist
omg!!!! falco hiiiii ❤️
grizzled meadow
Cuz i wnana eat a banana?
So you bite the banana peel to remove it?
storm stream
L ive
A ction
R ole
P lay
scenic field
and win every military contract for some odd reason
i forgot about that
mint mist
So you **bite** the banana peel to remove it?
no, i bite it
she skins it of with a knife
grizzled meadow
...I won't get into the "why" since you can use your hands but okay
ruby minnow
she skins it of with a knife
Falco loves that that's his kink
placid sail
Los Angeles in
America
Really
Poopy
heavy halo
So you **bite** the banana peel to remove it?
I mean like
grizzled meadow
no, i bite it
WHY DO YOU BITE THE PEEL, USE YOUR HANDS
grizzled meadow
USE YOUR HANDS
placid sail
deepthroat the banan
heavy halo
HOW DO I USE MY HANDS
mint mist
# WHY DO YOU BITE THE PEEL, USE YOUR HANDS
if i bite the tip its quicker,
if i use my hands, and get rid of the tip, it mushes some of the banana inside
grizzled meadow
THE FUCKING MONKEYS USE THEIR FEET, YOU DON'T HAVE EXCUSES
slender rock
my god
heavy halo
IM NOT A MONKEY WHO CAN JUST REMOVE THE SKIN
mint mist
u are
placid sail
STROKE THE BANAN TO TAKE OFF SKIN
heavy halo
😨
zealous elm
bro
heavy halo
bro
mint mist
bro
final cedar
IM NOT A MONKEY WHO CAN JUST REMOVE THE SKIN
u a slightly stinkier monkey
@heavy halo stinky
zealous elm
mfs cant even use bananas right how yall still alive
scenic field
i cant find a good enough image on google of an xray showing a banana in an ass
grizzled meadow
mfs cant even use bananas right how yall still alive
WHY ARE YOU STILL EXILED OH MY GOD
final cedar
grizzled meadow
I swear I took a look at the role
placid sail
mfs cant even use bananas right how yall still alive
human society circumvents the natural selection
mint mist
# WHY ARE YOU STILL EXILED OH MY GOD <:kekl:1028025674688102441>
stop screaming pls
final cedar
freedom for hogs
zealous elm
# WHY ARE YOU STILL EXILED OH MY GOD <:kekl:1028025674688102441>
youre the one who mods and shit idk
grizzled meadow
30 fucking dudes are exiled
placid sail
mods grew weak
zealous elm
placid sail
can't do shit without Aldo
grizzled meadow
youre the one who mods and shit idk
Okay you're free to go, you've been in here like 10 years come on
inb4 get exiled in 5 seconds
placid sail
be free, little hog
final cedar
grizzled meadow
HE SPENT HIS LIFE IN HERE
heavy halo
same
zealous elm
lmao
placid sail
I can't believe how bad of a mod Falco is
zealous elm
im white now wow
placid sail
why do they even keep him here
final cedar
You merely adopted the fart, @zealous elm was born in it, molded by it
scenic field
zealous elm
thank you mod man for the unbanishing me or something
heavy halo
😨
heavy halo
thank you mod man for the unbanishing me or something
get exiled again
Stay with me
Please dont leave
placid sail
hogs will now have trouble reintegrating into society
like a convict after a decade behind bars
final cedar
#╟❓general-offtopic seems like a nice place to be
placid sail
any channel fucking sucks except brainfart
scenic field
newbies chat can be fun
placid sail
and well #📢announcements because a funny french dude there tells me where to update gamma
zealous elm
Please dont leave
toe layte
fierce jay
newbies chat can be fun
zealous elm
yippee
final cedar
heavy halo
whos ready for some feral hog hunting
placid sail
try not to cross Falco, he's Italian and will try to eat you
fierce jay
try not to cross Falco, he's Italian and will try to eat you
He will curl you like spaghetti and slurp you
solar obsidian
im feel hungry
u just ate
placid sail
try not to cross meow either, she will make a sausage out of you that will strangely resemble poop
solar obsidian
big smoke
placid sail
it did
zealous elm
whos ready for some feral hog hunting
nah you dont hunt hog, hog hunt YOU
placid sail
I'm sorry
zealous elm
nah you dont hunt hog, hog hunt YOU
dont ever step foot in the forest
final cedar
im feel hungry
placid sail
Yesterday you ate crocodile now poop
holy shit, why did you remind me of that
that weird ass reptile cooked skin
euuugh
dude why the fuck all your food is so gross looking
how do you do that
final cedar
no self respect
wraith osprey
Stay with me
placid sail
no self respect
how tf does that translates to food tho
scenic field
i mean, if it tastes good and doesnt give you botulism...
solar obsidian
how tf does that translates to food tho
by not making the food look terrible and sharing the food to the public and getting clowned on
placid sail
she's gonna post a plate of baby carrots and fried noodles one day and I'll go
final cedar
how tf does that translates to food tho
idk, add in daddy issues and absent mother, plus @heavy halo is lobotomized since she been in the looney bin
placid sail
"yup, they got her, it's a bot account now"
placid sail
by not making the food look terrible and sharing the food to the public and gett...
ohhhhh
scenic field
Loony bin wasnt bad in my experience. all the drugs i wanted and unlimited ham sandwiches
final cedar
no frontal function to speak of
placid sail
admit it, maja and meow are still entertaining though
mint mist
admit it, maja and meow are still entertaining though
no
smoky cipher
placid sail
and the brainfart peasants popping up
scenic field
furries are just cringe
TOTAL FURRY DEATH
final cedar
it's sad watching @heavy halo clown their self for internet attention
fierce jay
Good one
zealous elm
me getting unexiled
placid sail
it's sad to be in brainfart to begin with
none of the people who are here are doing it for healthy reasons
fierce jay
me getting unexiled
How long have you been here
stone blade
my earring caught my hair ouch
solar obsidian
@somber sandal
zealous elm
How long have you been here
not very long tbh since november
smoky cipher
<@225557770508697600>
hehehehe
somber sandal
HAHAHAHAHHHA
placid sail
https://tenor.com/view/venom-spiderman-peter-parker-shouts-gif-15252510
oh no, the wild hog is so used to life in captivity, that it stumbled here back from the forest
somber sandal
My man is fucking torturing me
placid sail
it's beyond saving now
solar obsidian
none of the people who are here are doing it for healthy reasons
well, there are good memes here from time to time for a good chuckle to keep the depresso away
smoky cipher
with that emoji
i have more, give me time
somber sandal
<:KEK:1150378399735484416> i have more, give me time
Nooooo 
zealous elm
oh no, the wild hog is so used to life in captivity, that it stumbled here back ...
i had all the other channels hidden cuz i couldnt use them anyway lmao
placid sail
well, there are good memes here from time to time for a good chuckle to keep the...
you said it yourself just now
solar obsidian
you said it yourself just now
wdym?
placid sail
"to keep the depresso away"
solar obsidian
yes
solar obsidian
its healthier to keep it away than be consumed by it
placid sail
the coping mechanism is not healthy tho
ruby minnow
scenic field
liquor is quicker
solar obsidian
i didnt mean much to be considered cope
ruby minnow
the coping mechanism is not healthy tho
imagine facing your problems instead of running from them and saying it is what it is until you can't
placid sail
imagine facing your problems instead of running from them and saying it is what ...
couldn't be me, I stay in brainfart
stone blade
I am that cat
fierce jay
not very long tbh since november
No way
remote vine
scenic field
lol
placid sail
@heavy halo send more turd-shaped foods
zealous elm
ah colored once again
scenic field
uh oh
ruby minnow
ah colored once again
n-word pass yippie
high meteor
good evening brainfart what lore have i missed today?
ruby minnow
zealous elm
the whiteness only lasted for a few minutes
scenic field
post the food
sage otter
good evening brainfart what lore have i missed today?
Cock measuring duels and another culinary disaster
high meteor
damn it
placid sail
this reminds me of my favorite song
ruby minnow
placid sail
ruby minnow
Cock measuring duels and another culinary disaster
where was it
i could make somebody not be the last one
scenic field
Cock measuring duels and another culinary disaster
have there been others? i need to catch up on my lore
ruby minnow
placid sail
@solar obsidian glad you liked it
stone blade
a war criminal
a racist
stone blade
lol
ruby minnow
man one of elon musks sons name is Techno Mechanicus
why couldn't i have a cool name like that
placid sail
you weren't bullied in school properly enough?
zealous elm
bro named like a shitty mech anime
ruby minnow
bro named like a shitty mech anime
real
solar obsidian
elon is just doing child abuse
upper axle
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/883853944508522536/1148480073465344110/...
love this one
ruby minnow
hat
mint mist
waaa
solar obsidian
river robin
man one of elon musks sons name is Techno Mechanicus
Feel bad for the kid
scenic field
im sure he wont be bullied
ruby minnow
surely
river robin
I doubt it’s true but if it is I do feel bad
ruby minnow
i mean unless elon just builds an entire private school for his kids
scenic field
theyre probably homeschooled, and will end up weirdos like their dad
river robin
“Techno mechanicus musk to the principles office!”
ruby minnow
Techno Mechanicus sounds like something from 40k
ruby minnow
Techno Mechanicus sounds like something from 40k
i mean it just sounds like a head canon faction tbh
stone blade
you ever take a shit so big you feel gay
ruby minnow
No
ruby minnow
yeah
scenic field
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722392183532945449/1150538270866940004/CA...
BAH GAWD, HE JUST HIT HIM WITH A STEEL CHAIR
river robin
you ever take a shit so big you feel gay
The fuck? No? Why would my own shit make me feel gay?
fierce jay
Techno Mechanicus new breed of Adeptus Mechanicus
river robin
Bro drops the most relieving turd ever, happy for it to be over, and thinks “dude I’m gay”
stone blade
no like
scenic field
pooping is just reverse buttsex
river robin
Nah
river robin
thats why you'll feel like you just got ass fucked
Bro thinking about it so much
He’s gay lads
scenic field
gotta watch your cheese intake fellas
stone blade
I want to get my point across
river robin
He thinks about ass fucking even when on the toilet
stone blade
and no im straight
ruby minnow
guys to be completely honest liking big buff men on a sexual level isn't gay
scenic field
guys to be completely honest liking big buff men on a sexual level isn't gay
Arnold Schwartzenegger is the best actor of all time
neat copper
death is a crime punishable by firing squad
midnight cloud
Little do they know its actually human meat from skyrim
ruby minnow
smoky cipher
undone wave
fierce jay
smoky cipher
he sent me the picture and i have corrupted it
terse osprey
placid sail
why you have to do my boy kek like that
smoky cipher
<:KEK:1150378399735484416>
slender rock
spiral raven
they will probably sell "EPIC EDITION" or something in 5 years for doubled price and will add nothing idfk
upper axle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722392183532945449/1150538270866940004/CA...
holy SHIT
remote vine
<:KEK:1150378399735484416>
I just know I’ll dream of this face tonight, thank you
spiral raven
LEGO TAGILLA AND KILLA HOLY SHIT
somber sandal
scenic field
blair witch project vibes
fierce jay
This is getting better
mint mist
what is this called
somber sandal
This is getting better
the lore expands
zealous elm
slitherfuck
mint mist
ok what about this one
fierce jay
ok what about this one
fierce jay
Can’t sail peacefully near a sea temple
spiral raven
Can’t sail peacefully near a sea temple
the
mint mist
ik its guardian, it has mth else beside guardian in its naem tho @spiral raven
spiral raven
spoon
spiral raven
ik its guardian, it has mth else beside guardian in its naem tho <@1041725042670...
fish
mint mist
didnt work
mint mist
thx
spiral raven
pig lean
mint mist
no
spiral raven
stone blade
ok what about this one
wtf is this shit
mint mist
good, piglin is the answer
spiral raven
penis nose
stone blade
trader
spiral raven
wandering trader guy
mint mist
ivan won
stone blade
wandering gypsy
stone blade
ofc i did
spiral raven
trader
mint mist
ok do u want breaking bad exam?
fierce jay
I always steal his llamas
stone blade
what did i win
mint mist
nothing
stone blade
ty
spiral raven
ok do u want breaking bad exam?
ok ye
stone blade
piece of shit
mint mist
mint mist
woltor is a wrong answer
stone blade
Maja i hope you eat some of meowmachines cooking
spiral raven
watler
mint mist
watler is wrong too
spiral raven
walter hartwell white
mint mist
ok
spiral raven
heisenberg
stone blade
heiseberg
mint mist
stone blade
you win
spiral raven
more like jesse penisman
mint mist
spiral raven
bitch
stone blade
skylar
mint mist
skylar wrong
spiral raven
walter skyler white