🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

uuuwwwwuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[solar obsidian]

💥

[strong eagle]

Oh no

[solar obsidian]

[strong eagle]

Can we demote this guy?

[stone blade]

in fact I think I deserve a promotion

[placid sail]

[dreamy flax]

@stone blade (ivan_5kov) has been muted for 2 days for reason: posting NSFW gif

[strong eagle]

In fact I think 7 big black muscular oily men should run a train on you.

[odd sail]

no more retard coping about tarkov

[strong eagle]

Tarkov mofos after I snipe their 2,000,000 rubble build character with a stock Mosin.

[heavy peak]

After reviewing the past grocery list

[dreamy flax]

s5yn3t, are you sure you want to re-mute the person for 21 days? (Previous time will be deleted)

[dreamy flax]

@stone blade (ivan_5kov) has been muted for 21 days for reason: ****

[strong eagle]

If someone breaks the rules they should be forced to drink rat poison.

[placid sail]

you're gonna make him relapse and start playing league again

[placid sail]

for a pixelated minecraft nsfw

you cruel man

[heavy peak]

[odd sail]

epic W for tarkov channel?

[placid sail]

ᵃˡᵈᵒᵘʳᶦᵉⁿ

[strong eagle]

Yo, can I get his Tarkov account?

So I can finally play SPT?

[odd sail]

200 h standard account?

sure man

[storm stream]

"leaving while muted" ?

[ruby minnow]

well alex and ivan left

2 good users left unfortunate

he left while muted

[heavy peak]

I have no memory of alex

[odd sail]

which alex are you talking about

[placid sail]

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-idea-how-little-that-narrows-it-down-blight-batman-beyond-funny-narrow-it-down-gif-25176406

Ah

[strong eagle]

Alex the wannabe

[placid sail]

imagine simping for sin, the placeholder faction

[heavy peak]

And yet my memory is still blank on him

[solar obsidian]

bruh unban him

[ruby minnow]

well you don't come to this channel and hate it that might be the reason

[heavy halo]

I had a disturbing dream

[heavy peak]

Idk
I was regular here
Then moved to helpers and default became my home

[heavy halo]

Idk if i wanna sleep again…

[heavy peak]

Memes got mega stale, so i barely look here

[placid sail]

they were always stale

that's the whole point

[solar obsidian]

fuck man

ffs

[placid sail]

on this day, our mercedes stealing child was mercilessly killed by aldourien the second

we won't forget this day

alright moving on, post meme

[solar obsidian]

u post it

[heavy peak]

Nah man
He killed himself

[placid sail]

fine

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/you-wouldnt-get-it-joker-smoking-gif-15952801

[placid sail]

I'll level with you, chief

[placid sail]

I'm not exactly sure myself

[heavy peak]

But i do, and its funny

[solar obsidian]

say it then

[placid sail]

the word sounds funny to me, but I don't know the precise meaning, it's another slav thing

[heavy peak]

My president
Andrzei Ass

[solar obsidian]

[heavy peak]

Yes

[placid sail]

I had a hunch

taking comissions

[heavy halo]

😨

[placid sail]

oh god

vegetables-hating, chicken-nuggies fuelled meow replying to that meme is

eugh

please mind, do not go any further

stop

[ruby minnow]

autism and shizoprehnia

[placid sail]

still the funniest thing about starfield

[ruby minnow]

Bethesda didn't release a game for awhile

so people forgot what a bethesda game is

fallout 4 is still buggy to this day

[solar obsidian]

im not gonna lie, i was hoping for bethesda to finally escape their bubble

[ruby minnow]

that is your problem

[toxic sundial]

Why play starfield when you can play Stalker:GAMMA

[solar obsidian]

it is what it is.

[solar obsidian]

its yours now, loser

[ruby minnow]

too boring after awhile

[ruby minnow]

[placid sail]

I mean, no actual fuck up has happened, they made the same mediocre slop they were stamping out for a while now

[solar obsidian]

feel my pain

[placid sail]

it's just people were hyping it up for some reason

[solar obsidian]

i wanted for them to escape the mediocracy

[placid sail]

you could become an oligarch in Russia by doing that right

[placid sail]

it contradicts their business model

[ruby minnow]

i mean tbh its not about bethesda anymore

[narrow lotus]

One react and i lockdown brainfart

[solar obsidian]

true

[narrow lotus]

Say no more fam

!lockdown

[split canyon]

✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart

[narrow lotus]

So, do u guys preffer boiled eggs or fried eggs ?

not even helpers can type

Ok, tell me a joke in emojis and i unlock

Good one

!unlockdown

[split canyon]

✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart.

[narrow lotus]

Ggs delight

[solar obsidian]

[narrow lotus]

Actually made me laugh

[placid sail]

not a moment without mod abuse

[ruby minnow]

if you think a modern game won't release as a buggy mess you have high expectations

[toxic sundial]

Brainfart lockdown? Better post a picture of my balls in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[narrow lotus]

Please do , havent banned anyone since 3 minutes ago

We need more

[solar obsidian]

you are the problem why they release shite

[placid sail]

can you imagine thinking like that for real
"we can't expect a good product for our money"

[ruby minnow]

for our money??

[solar obsidian]

60$ for garbage? satisfactory

[ruby minnow]

what money

i just pirate them

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-stare-hungry-downs-syndrome-trisomy21-gif-5736341

we're back to oblivion dialogs

[ruby minnow]

you guys still buy games?

[solar obsidian]

🤯

[placid sail]

riveting

[solar obsidian]

nsfw

[ruby minnow]

have you not realised that games are a scam

[solar obsidian]

– nuts safe for work

[heavy halo]

FUCK

WHAT HE FUCK DO I DO

I SPILLED MY SALT

HELP

[solar obsidian]

[toxic sundial]

[solar obsidian]

im on phone

[toxic sundial]

No no take the time to pull up discord and take a picture giving the salt enough time to melt in so it's ruined and can't be recovered

[odd sail]

august has ended

retard

[eager igloo]

IVAN NOOOOOOO

[solar obsidian]

yes

[toxic sundial]

I keep sending grok nudes but I don't have to, infact I'm pretty sure he wants me to stop

[solar obsidian]

they killed him in cold blood!

[placid sail]

I was about to say that all the teflon scraped from the skillet must feel very yummy in your stomach, but then again, you have the diet of a possum that got stuck in a wallmart for a night, so it's no biggie

[fallow trellis]

what is wrong with your pan

[ruby minnow]

is this how you get access to early access

[solar obsidian]

pansexual

[placid sail]

the creature has bigger problems than that

[heavy halo]

Whats teflom

[fallow trellis]

smart flakes

[heavy halo]

oh

I like being smart

[placid sail]

the neat coating of your digestive track, currently

[fallow trellis]

it used to have lead which infused in ur bloodstream would make you a leader

they used to put it in gasoline so the emission would cover everyone

but then there would be no ppl for leaders to lead

so they removed it

[heavy halo]

OH MY MMMM D

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[heavy halo]

N

[fallow trellis]

curse you sinclair and your science

[solar obsidian]

I

[heavy halo]

OEKENTTE INS SANLKTYNANA MB FUCK

[eager igloo]

This place lost it's most precious user :c

Why live

[solar obsidian]

real

[heavy halo]

Oh my god i csnt eat this shit its so salty

[fallow trellis]

must be some kind of african language im not aware of

[placid sail]

put your omelette in the dishwasher

[heavy halo]

okay

[placid sail]

to rinse the salt

[fallow trellis]

sugar counters salt

[heavy halo]

what will that do tho

Oooh okay

[fallow trellis]

or was it pepper

[heavy halo]

idk how to use my dishwasher tho-

[placid sail]

ʷʰʸ ᵃʳᵉ ʷᵉ ˢᵗᶦˡˡ ʰᵉʳᵉ

ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵗᵒ ˢᵘᶠᶠᵉʳ

[fallow trellis]

to put suger in scambled egg

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/824890228367818782/1148948979820793936/IMG_2771.jpg

[solar obsidian]

[heavy halo]

Okay guys im gonna remake my egg

[fallow trellis]

you cannot unmake the egg

[strong eagle]

Flamethrower

[placid sail]

to fall this low

[fallow trellis]

you are making another batch

you cant remake something thats already cooked

fried rice is good too

egg fried rice

[ruby minnow]

@solar obsidian What is your opinion on cats

[fallow trellis]

are you telling me an egg fried this rice

[fallow trellis]

i dont trust anyone named with 3 letters

[eager igloo]

Yess fucking make a day old rice

[placid sail]

you fuck

[strong eagle]

@odd sail

[placid sail]

I thought that too

[solar obsidian]

they are cute, but i prefer dogs. more friendly.

[odd sail]

ily

[fallow trellis]

dog lover, based

[eager igloo]

Then you overpay massively

Send this money to me instead

[fallow trellis]

do you make rice?

you finger rice?

based

respected

[heavy halo]

Okay version too here we go

Rate my onelette

[fallow trellis]

3

[heavy halo]

um um

Um

[fallow trellis]

are you still using the same pan

[heavy halo]

Maybe

[devout hull]

You fucked it up.

[devout hull]

You're a failure.

[heavy halo]

INO I DIDITN DO SAY THAT

[fallow trellis]

i guess the smart flakes will make you lead'er

pancakes

[heavy halo]

but i like them like that.

Yummy..?

[fallow trellis]

probably doesnt matter anyways if youre the one eating them

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/2A4rJV7dNIk?si=HDB0Lef8lnwnjGYd

[edgy abyss]

AWW COOL!

Can I buy one of those?

[heavy halo]

Taste test

With salf and peoer

[edgy abyss]

taste deez nuts

[devout hull]

salt and piss

[heavy halo]

Yummy ::

:3

[odd sail]

jesus what the fuck happened here

[heavy halo]

Im gonna make sausage

^_^

[devout hull]

meow guzzled eggs and piss

[narrow lotus]

[devout hull]

interesting combination

[odd sail]

not sure how to react

[heavy halo]

The eggs are yummy

[carmine crown]

What? The plant? Home depot

[edgy abyss]

The facehugger ya git!

[devout hull]

i just dump some red pepper onto that bad boy.

[fallow trellis]

[devout hull]

red pepper flakes

[fallow trellis]

use smart flakes instead

[devout hull]

If someone puts cut up pepper into my omelette I will throw hands.

[fallow trellis]

garlic and onions are probably the most common vegetables i use in cooking

[devout hull]

Onions and potatoes in omelette is good.

[heavy halo]

Sausage time yaay

[fallow trellis]

please use a different pan

[heavy halo]

why

[devout hull]

...Did she throw them whole?

[heavy halo]

NEVER

[heavy halo]

Do u wanna see what happened last time i tried to cut the sausage

[fallow trellis]

is she boiling the sausages

[fallow trellis]

did u use a knife

or ur thumb to cut the sosij

[devout hull]

@heavy halo

[odd sail]

♻️

[heavy halo]

:(

um..

Are rhey supposed to look like this

[devout hull]

Alternatively, cut thicker portions.

[fallow trellis]

i dont think she is allowed to have a sharp knife

[heavy halo]

Im not

[odd sail]

wow

gg

[devout hull]

YOU ALREADY BURNT THEM???

[odd sail]

get well soon

[heavy halo]

I DID?

[devout hull]

I cannot watch this disaster of a human being.

[heavy halo]

WAAAAAH

WAAAAAH

I WANT BLUR

HE HELPS ME

[fallow trellis]

wow i hope those sausages were cheap

[heavy halo]

WAAAAAAAAAH

[placid sail]

hold on

but what if

[fallow trellis]

you kina wasted them

[placid sail]

it's not a teflon skillet worn into oblivion

[fallow trellis]

but its fine if ur the one eating them

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

but a really nasty stainless steel one with a lot of soot

[heavy halo]

okay i will

Um

It says to aff half a cup of wawa and let simmer for 12 minute

Pis wawa waheheheh

[scenic field]

try it in the oven with olive oil. they turn out suprisingly well

[narrow lotus]

How the fuck do u fail cooking a sausig what the hell

[fallow trellis]

maybe try boiling them nexttime

[fallow trellis]

u cant overcook boiled sausages...i think

[heavy halo]

Im not allowed to have any..

sharp knices

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsey-gif-17974914

[devout hull]

Bite them off.

[heavy halo]

Its okay :3

[devout hull]

Just bite chunks off the sausage.

Then cook those.

[heavy halo]

okay!

[fallow trellis]

dont bite them now since theyre off the pan very hot

[placid sail]

slurp the raw sausage out of the casing and spit in even blobs on the skillet

[devout hull]

She can't.

Turns it into mincemeat.

[heavy halo]

I usually font

I use a fork to split it

i like soft foods

[fallow trellis]

probably this

[heavy halo]

Whenever i get steak i rip it apart with my teeth >:3

Animal woof woof

[odd sail]

dont those have sharp blades too

i had one in school

[devout hull]

I thought you meowed.

[fallow trellis]

saftey scissor with the zigzag blades

[heavy halo]

meow meow!

[odd sail]

yeah the zigzags couldnt cut shit

[fallow trellis]

most of these just have plastic zigzag edges as blades

[heavy halo]

My house is very smokey

[devout hull]

Anyways, this whole conversation is distracting me from my porn.

[heavy halo]

😨

[devout hull]

Don't let meow die, she's comic relief.

[fallow trellis]

pan must have been very hot

[heavy halo]

But it was on medium…

[fallow trellis]

high heat leads to rushed cooking

[heavy halo]

Thats what the instructions said

[placid sail]

I no longer understand whether I witness a gag or some sort of tragedy

[heavy halo]

it said medium for 5 minutes

Turn links regul-

Oh.

[fallow trellis]

are u using a gas stove or an eletric stove

[heavy halo]

I was supposed to flip them iver allt

Gas

[fallow trellis]

those electric stoves just have low med and high

lmao

[odd sail]

on a gas stove you just use medium

oh my god

[heavy halo]

I left them for less than 5

[fallow trellis]

bro i hope you have those thing just hooked to a tank and not in pipes in ur house

[heavy halo]

cuz i saw they were getting burnt

i did.?

[odd sail]

you dont leave a gas stove on just like that

[heavy halo]

Yeah

I did-

Is my stove too POWERFUL?

[fallow trellis]

bro is about to blow up his house

over a sausage

two sausages

[heavy halo]

i know-

um

Good

4 more minute

till done

Ihm

Whats 8 plus 6

Um…

[fallow trellis]

21

[devout hull]

5 internet cookies say its even more burnt.

[heavy halo]

10 plus four…

Oops i left them on too long

[placid sail]

@heavy halo please say this is all a goof, I'm starting to dissociate

[heavy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-yamanosusume-encouragementofclimb-cutegirlsdoingcutethings-cgdct-gif-18516151

[eager igloo]

That's the most boring convo since

[fallow trellis]

if anything meowmachine inspires me to be a better homecook

[eager igloo]

The last one

[devout hull]

meows what we classify as a "voluntary dumb bitch"

[placid sail]

this is a fucking problem of the internet

you can't really know

[heavy halo]

Okay chat, opinions?

[fallow trellis]

i mean there are problems of the internet but yeah i guess

[placid sail]

you can rationalize all you want, but at the end of the day, it's all text

[fallow trellis]

wow you did not listen to ted at all

[devout hull]

bro its half fucking raw

half charcoal

[heavy halo]

its not raw-

I cooked it

[placid sail]

is it raw inside or cooked?

[devout hull]

I cOoKed iT

[heavy halo]

See

[fallow trellis]

oh well thats cooked

[mint mist]

GOD

[devout hull]

Take a bite and post the insides

[mint mist]

PTU THAT IN SPOILER

[fallow trellis]

boiled is always the best...and safest way

[placid sail]

it could have been a different skillet, while the one with sausages was standing in the shower or something

[devout hull]

That seems raw to me. But I don't eat those kinds of sausages.

[fallow trellis]

looks cold on the middle, is it cold?

[plush creek]

sosig

[placid sail]

medium well sausage

for steak enjoyers

[heavy halo]

No

Its really hot

[eager igloo]

HOW THE FUCK CAN SOMETHING LOOK COLD ON APICTURE

[devout hull]

meow lives another day

[fallow trellis]

i guess thats just how the sausage is

[narrow lotus]

Holy shit brainfart is on a roll

[fallow trellis]

cold as in not properly cooked

[placid sail]

internet was a mistake

[fallow trellis]

boling it shouldave been enough actually

[empty pulsar]

“How can a fookin sausig be upside down you schupid little cont”

[devout hull]

Honestly, I have eaten frozen then thawed sausage before. It's not bad.

[heavy halo]

Mhm

:3

[fallow trellis]

not unless u want some 3 star Michelin searing

[heavy halo]

I didnt have hotdog bun sooo

[eager igloo]

Meowmachine is stuffed with meat

[devout hull]

She's gonna shit fired bricks.

[heavy halo]

mffhnnghhh…..,,…

[fallow trellis]

tf

[storm stream]

meow gon die at 37

[heavy halo]

Sorry

[placid sail]

teflon coating in the digestive track ensures the optimal firerate

[eager igloo]

I expected that

[mint mist]

37?

[fallow trellis]

no greens just protein meat and white bread

[mint mist]

thats generous to say

[heavy halo]

meow does not want cheap pans!!

[devout hull]

Don't Drow Matriarchs ritual sacrifice some males to their god?

[heavy halo]

Meow likes expensive stuff

[placid sail]

why the fuck are you using a skillet with a coating half gone then

[heavy halo]

the sausages where like 30 dollars for 5

:3

[fallow trellis]

expensive flaking teflon pans is all the craze these days

[placid sail]

suka

hjahahahahaha

[heavy halo]

i will :3

[eager igloo]

If they outlive their usefulness

[fallow trellis]

6 dollars per sosij, is that usd

[placid sail]

that fucking comment killed my last functioning neuron, thanks

[eager igloo]

Or annoy the wrong person

[empty pulsar]

Dawg I can buy like, 10 pork chops for the price of one of those sausages

[storm stream]

too old?

[empty pulsar]

Are you eating goddamn panda meat

[fallow trellis]

oh yeah seems fair

[mint mist]

i dont think meow will live another 5 years

[heavy halo]

no

[fallow trellis]

but uh 6 dollars should have been like from a stall or something

[heavy halo]

uahmm

Itsss

[storm stream]

[fallow trellis]

5 is very generous he uses a gas stove

[heavy halo]

Its premium cut links :3

[fallow trellis]

thats even more deprrssing

[heavy halo]

:3

[fallow trellis]

thats like me overcooking expensive ribeye or something

[mint mist]

whats wrong with ag as stove

[empty pulsar]

Gas stove supremacy

Fuck electric stoves

[fallow trellis]

they can explode

if not properly used

[mint mist]

everything can explode these days, whats ur point

[fallow trellis]

its meowmachine

[heavy halo]

Hi :3

[storm stream]

thats like buying a 200$ whiskey and mixing it w juice. your cooking skill dont deserve expensiv e stuff yet it seems

[fallow trellis]

i mean its his money

[heavy peak]

pass the whiskey

[storm stream]

his?

[devout hull]

Don't want the comedic relief to die before I get banned.

[storm stream]

[fallow trellis]

oh sorry

its her money

[heavy halo]

uhmm

i forgot what i used to havee

But i had this

Well

It was papas

But let’s pretend its mine okay

Cuz it was my house

^_^

But i had this rlly cook whiskey from hapan

[heavy peak]

I still have some rye whiskey left
And i need to get back the red breast 12 year

[heavy halo]

It tasted a little silly so i mixed it with coke cola cuz i love coke

[devout hull]

Note how she separates daddy from papa to use it exclusively in the bedroom.

[heavy halo]

Lemme try to find it

[fallow trellis]

idk most countries dont use dad or mom

[heavy halo]

Found itt~!

it was called hibki japan 21

[odd sail]

everyone do a mutual server check

[heavy halo]

papa took it tho when i told him i drank it alot

[fallow trellis]

he took the angry juice

[heavy halo]

:(

um yeah

I like coke alot

[odd sail]

bru

[fallow trellis]

yes me too

[narrow lotus]

pepsi twist

[odd sail]

pilk

[devout hull]

gilk

[heavy halo]

This whiskey

It was nasty without the coke

so i added some

And tasted yummy

[devout hull]

gilk

[fallow trellis]

notice how she sent a picture of it instead of an irl photo

[heavy halo]

Wat-?

[fallow trellis]

this is because his dad took her angry juice away from her

[heavy halo]

Ya :(

IT IS?

[fallow trellis]

im glad i stopped drinking

fuck me

[heavy halo]

IS IT ACYALTLY

[devout hull]

i mean, if it works

[heavy halo]

😭

well it tasted yummy wif coke :3

[fallow trellis]

thats like 1500 over here

for a bottle or whiskey

[heavy halo]

I mixed jameson with coke

Jameson was my favorite

there was also a tequila they had and it was shaped like a pyramix

[fallow trellis]

alot of expensive drinks yet you cooking with a pan with smart flakes on it

[heavy halo]

U had to flip the tequila bottle upside down to open it

It was cool

It was something about wawa pressure or sumtin idk

HI BLUR

^_^

[slender rock]

you degenerates

[heavy halo]

:(

[fallow trellis]

your dad did the right thing tho

[heavy halo]

Nuh uh

I like silly hu

[slender rock]

Hey Meow, Hi, I am feeling like shit

[fallow trellis]

he saved whatever braincells u had left

[slender rock]

it doesn't much

[fallow trellis]

top notch parenting

[fallow trellis]

we save what we can

[slender rock]

at what cost

[heavy halo]

Why :(

I mished u

[slender rock]

cost of resources, cost of energy and shit

[heavy halo]

uhmm

nu-

[slender rock]

okay so

[heavy halo]

How i do it

[fallow trellis]

thats what ive been saying

boiling is safer

[slender rock]

who in here knows enough about plants

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/food-simpsons-homer-cereals-milk-gif-3451486

[fallow trellis]

its asking abit too much imo

[heavy halo]

Woahh

Looky yummy

:3

[slender rock]

yes

[heavy halo]

Besides the corn

And that green stuf

hate begagbeles

[slender rock]

the green stuff is Bok choy

[fallow trellis]

hmmm the edges of that pork seemed not boiled

[heavy halo]

nu

Angry

Grr

[slender rock]

that shit is FUCKING AMAZINBALL

[heavy halo]

hate vegagbetles

[slender rock]

then die

[heavy halo]

:(

[fallow trellis]

the difficulty for meow suddenly spiked then

[slender rock]

because the fucking chemicals to regulate your meat machine is in veggis

you airhead.

[pliant canopy]

[slender rock]

Meow, the blondist mexican

[pliant canopy]

Air fryers are goated

[slender rock]

how the fuck is that possible

I do not know

[fallow trellis]

air fryers saved me kitchen space ngl

i sometimes just chuck whatever and surprised they get cooked

[slender rock]

fucking chad over here

zero hassle cooking

just fucking glorious

[fallow trellis]

thats what money should be going too tbh, cooking easy eating easy

[placid sail]

achually, there are some ethnic groups that survive on purely carnivorous diets and feel fine, but they're genetically tailored for that through generations of adaptation, and they're not eating loads of processed shit

[fallow trellis]

also rent and taxes but those arent as good as food

[placid sail]

so yeah, meow is fucked either way, but there are interesting cases of people living fine without veggies

[fallow trellis]

they would get destroyed when they get a taste of my 1 day old airfried hotpocket

its my roommates

[heavy halo]

Auhmm

Shrimpy

Anddd

GREEN STUFF

EW

[slender rock]

I would love to get judo thrown by this motherfucker here

[fallow trellis]

fuck those were trying times, i almost died eating instant ramen

[slender rock]

fucker is a black belt in judo as well

[placid sail]

@winged phoenix what's your go to dishes for cooking in air fryer?

[slender rock]

random thought over

traitor

[heavy halo]

Wendys is yummy

:3

In my tummy

[slender rock]

wendy's is shit

I can make better food

fuck them

😠

nah

[fallow trellis]

my roommate often indulges in fast food, and i hate to admit it, i eat that shit with him

[slender rock]

fuck them wendys

[zealous remnant]

eat veggies

[empty pulsar]

Fucking LOVE Jamaican beef patties, live next to a gas station that sells them and can’t ask for better

[fallow trellis]

let her cook

she may surprise us

in a good way i mean

[heavy halo]

:(

[fallow trellis]

fuck

man owns #🥘food

damn you cook alotta rice

im guessing u also have a rice cooker

with the finger technique and all

[slender rock]

oh hell yeah

[ruby minnow]

a titan holo sticker in csgo is sold for 80k dollars what has went wrong in life

[slender rock]

a bit much on the portion for my liking

[fallow trellis]

ngl food is food id eat that

[slender rock]

ay

[ruby minnow]

and the cheapest sticker in katowice 2014 is 1400 dollars

[slender rock]

idk been stress eatin and shit

fucking hate myself

aaa

[heavy halo]

:3

Guys what should i cook next

[mint mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116000181045969056/1149077827728183306/image.png

this feels

[fallow trellis]

idk a potato

[heavy halo]

okay!

[fallow trellis]

a potato seems safe

[mint mist]

spaghetti

spaghetti is one of my favorites

[fallow trellis]

i dont want to be legally accountable if your house explodes

[heavy halo]

Mentooo

I love spaghetti

[mint mist]

same

WAAAAAAAAH im bored

[heavy halo]

ratio

[slender rock]

I know how to cook, my mom make damn sure I knew how to

[heavy halo]

:3

[slender rock]

fuck discord

[fallow trellis]

its an actual shit

[slender rock]

shits fucking up

CTRL + R fuckhead

[fallow trellis]

bro how many friends do you have

[slender rock]

some icons not loading

discord fucked

[fallow trellis]

damn they must be really good friends

[heavy halo]

Majaposting

[fallow trellis]

those look like really good crabs

you buy fresh from market or what

[mint mist]

huh

[fallow trellis]

you dont have to cook for a week man

look at that

[heavy halo]

Majaposting

[slender rock]

[fallow trellis]

best i could do that was preem was probably authentic italian carbonara

[slender rock]

MEOW

[mint mist]

thats not me

[slender rock]

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT FOOD

FUCK

STAY ON TOPIC

[heavy halo]

If isss

[toxic sundial]

I have to pee

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[toxic sundial]

[heavy halo]

whas happy fatties

I dont get it

[mint mist]

id ont either

[slender rock]

you two

[heavy halo]

what da tuna meow meow?

:3

[slender rock]

shut up

[fallow trellis]

thin privilege

[mint mist]

ok dad

[toxic sundial]

Booba

[mint mist]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHHHHHHHHHHHH

[heavy halo]

Im not thin

[mint mist]

im sobbored

[heavy halo]

Im chu

NOO

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-kms-gif-4481206

[heavy halo]

MAJA ITS OKAY

CMERE

https://tenor.com/view/cats-gif-24765849

[mint mist]

what?

[heavy halo]

There there maja

:3

[mint mist]

it's not like u guys cant be gay married and be together

[mint mist]

i'm still bored tho ;c

[fallow trellis]

i got work in 5 hours imma head out @winged phoenix you a good cook

[empty pulsar]

We eatin good tonight

Wait thought this was #🥘food

[mint mist]

true

im hungry

[heavy halo]

uahmmm

Hmm hmm

Heres a cute cat

[empty pulsar]

It’s like

[slender rock]

oh fuck yeah lad, we have color distribution, fucking perfect

[empty pulsar]

Grilled some chicken thighs, shredded em up, tossed in onions mushrooms a whole lotta shit, add rice, add cheese, top with tomatoes and eggs, oven 420F for a bit, profit

Tis what I was going for. Glad it worked out

Oh and cilantro

[ruby minnow]

after watching a few dantes streams i have realised brainfart is a really tame place

[pastel quartz]

hello lads

[empty pulsar]

Made this perfectly medium rare steak last night too

[slender rock]

after that be sitting the post meal like;

[sage otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/300006770045353995/1148636194171797634/image.png?ex=64fa3820&is=64f8e6a0&hm=fcd8c70688dcb1480c6b2709675b8340ca5df0690073b3fff29e3f35e606b85e&=&width=534&height=669

[ruby minnow]

the food brainfart channel collab

[heavy halo]

Okay :3

[empty pulsar]

Gotta let my chickens relax before I deep fry they asses

[sage otter]

You look badass on that photo

What do you think about my cut

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/622177495474765825/1083834073333628928/SPOILER_image.png?ex=64fa38a1&is=64f8e721&hm=22ba5f473e82f1636b49b144292d0de0969f38e954fa0cd8df6f7a4c2fc663dc&=&width=452&height=456

[slender rock]

ay

[heavy halo]

Is that a parrot-?

[ruby minnow]

yes

[heavy halo]

I love parrots tbh

They so silly

[sage otter]

It's a normand toucan

[ruby minnow]

chips that have spices on them are real good

also you gotta eat them with yoghurt it makes it way better

[empty pulsar]

Caviar with potato chips will have you feeling like a poor noble from 1770s France

[empty pulsar]

Turks trying not to eat yoghurt with everything challenge (impossible)

Jk I love yoghurt

[ruby minnow]

it makes food better

[slender rock]

chewing tabbacoo

[sage otter]

More like a russian mob boss from the 80s

[slender rock]

yes

[zealous remnant]

pillow cheese

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cringe-gif-21218562

[ruby minnow]

do you know what's actually really good

[heavy halo]

Im so lonely that whenevr a sexbot adds me on snapchay

[ruby minnow]

you cook rice and beans

[heavy halo]

I just open all the snaps to get a higher snapscore

[ruby minnow]

you put the beans on the rice

[heavy halo]

So it looks like i talk to people

[ruby minnow]

then you put yoghurt on it

americans will say its bad

[zealous remnant]

whats the point of having a high score if you have no one to notice?

[ruby minnow]

they have no food culture

[heavy halo]

my one friend

:3

[sage otter]

What's the point of having a high score period

Why do you even care about it

[empty pulsar]

Nah this slaps, I live with a Turk and he makes me put yoghurt on my food all the time and it’s actually not bad

[ruby minnow]

yoghurt is a god sent thing

its just healthy and tastes really good with other food

[slender rock]

Idk, I think the shit disgusting tho

[ruby minnow]

also we have this thing where we put anything onto rice

[slender rock]

so eh

[ruby minnow]

it could be beans

meat

chicken

well not entirely anything

beans and meat

mostly

there are terrorists who put other things onto rice

[slender rock]

yes

[ruby minnow]

eating rice without something on top of it

is like eating without youtube

it just feels empty

mukbangs are real bad

idk why anybody watches them

[ruby minnow]

what i watch while eating is either some commentary or lore explanation of a game

but never 40k lore

[toxic sundial]

Rice + egg + soy sauce = simple fried rice that takes 6 minutes

[tulip ravine]

Hello chat

[ruby minnow]

egg with rice sounds like if your mom was pregnant but you were the dad

and the child was a mutant with 2 mouths 3 arms and 4 legs

[tulip ravine]

Turkish cuisine on top

[ruby minnow]

so real

[tulip ravine]

Well Turkish and Indian on top

[ruby minnow]

indian spices with turkish food

[tulip ravine]

In marmaris we found this kebab place and I was there 2 times a day

[ruby minnow]

if you only ate kebab

[heavy halo]

hello chat i am a cat in the hat with a silly little bat and call me a rat the way im in the chat but they dont know im a little smelly fat but its okay cuz im chillin in the grat

[ruby minnow]

then you're missing out

[tulip ravine]

I didn’t but it was quick and easy

[storm stream]

Not knowing anything about 40k lore, the first thing I listened to was a high quality reading of Maximillians(?) conversion to a servitor
Holy shittt

[high pike]

I need all of you to understand

UNDERSTAND

[ruby minnow]

if somebody says lets talk about 40k lore

run

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-lore-fan-help-gaming-gif-17337663

[tulip ravine]

Let’s talk about 40k lore

[ruby minnow]

i love it that turkish cuisine is very anti-vegan

its just a lot of meat

[tulip ravine]

The only way to be

[ruby minnow]

vegans are retards that's all i can say

[tulip ravine]

Personally if they want to do that that’s up to them

I get annoyed when they make it your problem

[ruby minnow]

i'm annoyed that they miss out on real good food

and they steal animals foods

[tulip ravine]

A vegan threw oil at me so I threw chicken at them

[ruby minnow]

also i'm real happy that there is not like a big vegan community in Turkey

its just a really really small minority

[tulip ravine]

They had a pretty big thing at my uni last year

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-angry-cat-gif-24485804

[ruby minnow]

i mean how can you be vegan at Turkey

markets don't sell vegan meat

restaurants don't do vegan food

[carmine crown]

Same everywhere, only looks big in the US because they screech

[high pike]

Everyone’s mad today I see

[pastel quartz]

nope

[mint mist]

hi

[pastel quartz]

kebab

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0stBaRv7ies

hmm

[slender rock]

FLN is just an intro

and it's excluded on releases

😐

[heavy halo]

^_^

[ruby minnow]

its real crazy how people think that only US has civillians that own ars legally

[mint mist]

which country in europe has it

[ruby minnow]

Switzerland

[mint mist]

i dont think there are school shootings in switzerland tho

[ruby minnow]

yeah there isn't

its a very peaceful country with small crime rate

[mint mist]

waaaaaaaaaa

im boredd

[scenic field]

cant beat a good bowl of top ramen.

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/962996270874648636/1149074585988370462/thicc_krabs.mp4?ex=64fa4862&is=64f8f6e2&hm=a67323097663b5ecf78ed4da5e5b3f83c137e29757a117ff8f8b9fb1de9167aa&

[heavy halo]

:3

[scenic field]

ive started adding shrimp. its a game changer

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge I am sick of having do this shit again

fucking IHSS right

did it already twice once was done, it slipped because of my procrastation

2nd time was their in action

OH LETS JUST GO FOR THE 3rd time

bro

aaaaaaa

[slender rock]

can't be done

[midnight cloud]

"But dad! Its compact and slick form allows for better CQC scenarios!!!!"

[quartz ridge]

Unfortunate

[heavy halo]

Meooow

[mint mist]

hiiii

[heavy halo]

haiii

[mint mist]

can uhelp me

imbored

[heavy halo]

me after i pickat my skin and accidentally take a Chuck of flesh and skin off

[heavy halo]

Surrr

:3

[mint mist]

how will u help me hiii

[slender rock]

useless fucks never sent out a caseworker to do an assessment for my moms case

in which I would be the provider and get paid

stupid fucks

[heavy halo]

We will be cats together!

[storm stream]

Thats just your dead skin gathering for weeks

[mint mist]

wow thats boring

[heavy halo]

:(

[heavy halo]

Im bleeding.

I accidentally dug out a small chunk of flesh from my arm

[storm stream]

tf

[heavy halo]

sorry teehee

^_^

[storm stream]

running blood or just a red spot?

[heavy halo]

running blood

[slender rock]

just a flesh wound, get a tissue

apply pressure

[heavy halo]

its oki ill just let it bleed till the blood dried and forms a scab

:3

[slender rock]

pressure aides in the coaglation

[slender rock]

dummy

[heavy halo]

too lazy -v-

[slender rock]

[storm stream]

silly doofus

[heavy halo]

Yesm am silli

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/why-michael-scott-the-office-why-are-the-way-that-you-are-gif-5593972

[scenic field]

what do you guys listen to when stalking? lol

[heavy halo]

Your breathing.

[storm stream]

Northernlion random bits compilatiojn

[ruby minnow]

now this is a great twitter main page

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-dead-rikrangdan-gif-24306201

[slender rock]

no

[heavy halo]

:3

[quartz ridge]

They always get lazy this time of year

Man fuck me its hot

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/die-please-evil-simba-le-simb-gif-23142545

[slender rock]

fuck today

[ruby minnow]

i didn't ask for your opinion

[quartz ridge]

Dont be rude

[scenic field]

currently 102 right here. im staying inside

[slender rock]

Open space, subjected to shit takes

[ruby minnow]

look at this cat

[slender rock]

thanks for playing!

[ruby minnow]

i need to download more cat videos

[scenic field]

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A CAT

[scenic field]

🌞

[quartz ridge]

Im on fire

[slender rock]

sunday and monday can fuck off

[quartz ridge]

Honestly

I spent all of monday and sunday inside

Force to go outside rn

[slender rock]

just pass out

[quartz ridge]

I canttt

[slender rock]

rip

[quartz ridge]

Im on concrete rn

Itd hurt

[slender rock]

I mean

[quartz ridge]

Shleepu

This asshole cat

My parents

Have called me saying he keeps running into the

Garage

This mf ❤️❤️❤️

[final cedar]

Playing a Dad dorf rn

[plucky void]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/5Bp05dety9LPLs4jPOUOLl43chOYZW8KIgCOfJuHOIE/https/img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a5XvWYy_460swp.webp

Red Riding Hood reboot leaked

[sullen osprey]

WEAK

[plucky void]

now can you show that in the correct temperature format

[sullen osprey]

Ferinheight was made for humans man

[dreamy flax]

🌡️ 109.0f (fahrenheit) is equal to 42.778c (celsius)

[quartz ridge]

Blrure

I wanna go to bed

But ill get mugged if i do

[final cedar]

by who

[quartz ridge]

Random homeless man

They are fiesty in Sac

[final cedar]

just get a good door

[quartz ridge]

No im outaide

Im not gome

Homr

[sullen osprey]

A real Californian? I thought y’all were all killed by the great price raise back in 2020

[quartz ridge]

There is another.

It is kinda weird

Everyone says massive flights of people out of California

[final cedar]

why tf you sleeping outside?

[quartz ridge]

But like nobody i know

Has left

[quartz ridge]

Im not lol

Im tired

[final cedar]

hotel?

[sullen osprey]

Well as a Texan I can agree that we have been getting a shit ton of Californians

I think I’ve known like 20 moved Californians at this point

[quartz ridge]

No no, im at work

Not like im homeless wtf

[quartz ridge]

Im so sorry

You are gonna get the ass hole Commiefornians

That made the state shit then fled

Who are going to vote for the same policies to make the next state shit

[final cedar]

why you sleeping at work