🎪bruh-fart

[devout hull]

Like detecting a hiding predator in some grass?

[stone shoal]

I have 0 idea what the hell we're even talking about anymore

[devout hull]

Anyways, italians and indians bad, rest are meh.

End of discussion.

[stone shoal]

You take that back

You fuck

Indian Quisine is essentially British Quisine but good, the Brits had to steal the basics and to this day the curry is the quintessential british food

[devout hull]

yeah but scams

[stone shoal]

Are we talking about the people or the food?

[devout hull]

people

i am racist

[mint mist]

hiiiii porn sender

[stone shoal]

Then yes the scams are stinky. And also they are stinky.

[devout hull]

Hello maja.

[devout hull]

🤝

[tulip ravine]

Update, 8 casualties for 50 kills and prisoners for intel

[high pike]

Someone’s gotta be

[heavy halo]

i saw what u deleted t01

u need it what?

[high pike]

You didn’t see a damn thing cat woman

[heavy halo]

does anybody watch bleach im confused

||can arrancars exist without them being created by aizen?|| Spoiler for arrancar arc

[high pike]

Yes and no

Aizen made them for his own thing

But the arrancars that exist naturally are just hollows

[inland jackal]

Honestly mood

(I say as I'm fucking begging my managers to give me shifts)

[inland jackal]

Is that a fucking geiger counter?

[heavy halo]

||if i remember stark is a natural arrancar right? are they suually as strong as him||

[mint mist]

wtf is arrancar

[mint mist]

im gay for free

[inland jackal]

Fr fr

[mint mist]

when meow makes food:

[inland jackal]

FUCKIN REAL

[mint mist]

can somebody teach me rimworld

[empty pulsar]

oh man rimworld

haven't thought about that steaming pile of addicting dogshit in years

[devout hull]

Addicting dogshit? Would be an interesting addon to Dub's Bad Hygene.

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1148570063830536212/attachment-18.gif

[inland jackal]

Oh hey I have that one

[mint mist]

hiil;3

[empty pulsar]

this makes me want to go to my nearest catholic church and confess all of my sins

[glad carbon]

stop lusting after this gif

[heavy halo]

vegagabkekles are grtoss

grrr

fruits >

[glad carbon]

fresh vegetables are yummy

add salt and pepper

[storm stream]

https://hugelolcdn.com/v/900413.mp4

[high pike]

Sometimes you have to suck your way out ngl

( not deleting this, people need to know )

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528481109617541142/898337936934830130/ugly_as_shit_cookie.gif

[glad carbon]

get well soon

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/Lf1ws4oEmZ8?si=j5hm9EpBZrCP9ceP

[stone shoal]

It's terminal

[pastel quartz]

hey uh

am i able to link a tweet down here

its really urgent

[high pike]

Gotta suck it first tho

[devout hull]

You're a silly little boy.

[pastel quartz]

https://twitter.com/hellonikoheart/status/1698971499552453020

Nikoheart (@helloNikoheart)

⚠️ DISCORD PSA

Be extremely careful when clicking on links in Discord from now on.

The Markdown Syntax allows you to hide what links are at first glance. The only way you'd be able to tell the difference is by hovering over the link and seeing if both URLs match.

Likes

19799

Retweets

10277

Twitter · Sep 5, 2023, 8:09 AM

[devout hull]

We know.

[pastel quartz]

stay safe

[high pike]

Fuck is this?

[devout hull]

You can hide links within links now.

[pastel quartz]

scammers are now faking links on discord

[high pike]

Bro get out of here with your DDOS virusses

[devout hull]

Fucking indians.

Swear to god...

[high pike]

Yeah, i don’t know why he thought we couldn’t see it

[upper axle]

why

[pastel quartz]

just giving a small heads up sorry for annoying you

[devout hull]

You seem like the kind of person to fall for this.

[glad carbon]

any embed works

[high pike]

“ aM i abl tO link a twEEt down hERe “

[glad carbon]

stop being a raging bitch

holy shit

[pastel quartz]

am sorry

[high pike]

It’s not you’re fault

[upper axle]

dont be a cunt

[glad carbon]

*your

[high pike]

I’m sorry, the girl I was interested in told me no today

[glad carbon]

[empty pulsar]

[high pike]

This isn’t about you @pastel quartz

Please disregard what I said

[pastel quartz]

no worries then

[upper axle]

doesnt matter. dont take your frustrations from other parts of your life out on other people, find a healthy coping mechanism and be a functional human.

hope you feel better but JEEZ

[pastel quartz]

just wanted to make sure yall know and be safe ok?

[high pike]

I understand

[pastel quartz]

anyways have a nice day yall and stay safe

[heavy halo]

NO

[pastel quartz]

My ass is now faking links on discord

[devout hull]

Great Vegetables.

[high pike]

It wasn’t a regular no @upper axle she said “ Ew “

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-tyler-the-creator-ok-gif-14390523

[stone shoal]

Babe wake up new meme just dropped

[heavy halo]

FUCK VEGAGABYLES

I HATE THEM

[glad carbon]

eat em to grow big and strong

[devout hull]

She wants to be thin and fuckable.

Which is bad for one's health.

Really should eat her veggies.

[glad carbon]

you can do that with veggies

fat and unfuckable is from fried meats and preservatives

[upper axle]

https://youtu.be/QEWX5HmlTt8

a classic

[heavy halo]

Im already big and strong >:3

[empty pulsar]

me when i lie on discord

[heavy halo]

me when im a cat on discord

:3

[dusty glen]

https://tenor.com/view/nyoom-neil-tyson-degrasse-speech-gif-13933547

[glad carbon]

me when i lie on discord

https://tenor.com/view/propeller-hat-dog-gif-11699767

[upper axle]

you guys ever seen a vid and thought to yourself; "damn this is really just how me and my close friends are in a discord vc most days, we must look like lunatics" https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/357013682879987714/1148568063323680809/ad7ffa84094f7feb88746cb5d19c81c0.mp4

this is a great representation of the VC experience with me.

[dusty glen]

THOSE ARE DUUUUUUDES

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-tyler-the-creator-ok-gif-14390523

[pastel quartz]

my friends in vc while gaming likes to scream 24/7 even if we wasnt even playing a horror game

[inland jackal]

Hiii jaboopy

[heavy halo]

:3

[upper axle]

the sheer comedy of

TWENTY TWO RAAAAAAAAAAATS!?!?!?

LMAO

[upper axle]

hey how ya doin can

[inland jackal]

Dying

I'm in school

[stone shoal]

I have 0 reason for hitting you with this, I'm just moderately happy I've made stupid fucking memes

[devout hull]

Do a Jesus impression.

[inland jackal]

What?

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/292799007716016128/1101890848993591347/Goldstriked.gif

[inland jackal]

What the fuck!?

[upper axle]

is...is that Brandon Herrera?

i cant quite tell

[glad carbon]

what

[stone shoal]

[glad carbon]

no hes whiter than herrera

[heavy halo]

No obviously

Brandon herrera is my husband

I would know what he looks like

[glad carbon]

guess another kinda right-wing aligned youtuber

[heavy halo]

Im not right wing or left wing tbh

[glad carbon]

"youtuber"

[upper axle]

there's no way that's Sam Hyde

[glad carbon]

it is

[heavy halo]

I have angels wings that sprout whenever i transcend into space because im so clear pilled based schizoposting femcel

[upper axle]

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[glad carbon]

from his weird ass reality tv show

[upper axle]

https://youtu.be/iRE2Pgp47jI

[stone shoal]

Always funny

[tulip ravine]

Jesus Christ this game is slow paced

7 hours and I’ve not even got to the second offensive

I’ve been leaving it running on ai command it’s taking that long

[final cedar]

Be extremely careful opening email since despite them looking like a message from your bank they might be from someone pretending to be your bank

[tulip ravine]

Only 4 more days though

Wait not 4 14

[inland jackal]

Me, who's on mobile

[tulip ravine]

Started in jan

[final cedar]

ofc it's a zürich plate

[tulip ravine]

It’s not 17th march

[stone shoal]

Best way to anger people

A gas guzzler with a thunberg sticker

[final cedar]

guy who odered it railed 500$ worth of blow right before he got this amazing peak comedy idea

[empty pulsar]

is this made in china victoria 2 what the fuck

[tulip ravine]

It’s ww1 strategy

It’s pretty cool

[glad carbon]

i dont get this shit, wasting your own money on a big sticker... to own yourself

[final cedar]

I have a few people from the + mountain kingdom I really like but never have I met a guy from Zurich which I didn't absolutely hate

[glad carbon]

just tweet about it and you get the same result with zero cost

[final cedar]

buncha twats, all of them

[tulip ravine]

You gotta manage / build your trench system, do raids get prisoners, underground mines under enemy trench

[stone shoal]

It's a lifestyle, not a single tweet

[tulip ravine]

Then when they say it’s offensive time you we’ll take the next trench

[stone shoal]

"I enjoy trolling the fuck outta eco-activists, look at my thunberg sticker with the rear-lights, looks like she has googly eyes"

[tulip ravine]

Oh then you do unit rotations / artillery bombardments

It’s only early access, dev seems active been constant updates since 2018, got it for only like 7.99 too

[final cedar]

My daddy set up a trust fund for me so I can buy a GTR and put funny decals on it without actually having to work at 28, yet I larp as a business owner online

[oblique spire]

GOOD MORNING MY NEIGHBORS

[final cedar]

good morn

how u

[stone shoal]

Never said these people weren't also laughing stocks, they need a big car to feel good

[stone shoal]

HEY, FUCK YOU!

[oblique spire]

good

how u metro

[final cedar]

gonna get a huge order of breakfast kebabs soon

[oblique spire]

YES, YESSS, FUCK YOU TOO!

[final cedar]

it's 03:30 and I'm so looking forward to it

[devout hull]

LET US FUCK TOGETHER

[oblique spire]

nah fuckin ruined it

[devout hull]

Just according to cake.

[final cedar]

devils threeway or regular gay ol time?

y'all too horny. Get some kebab meat instead of dick for a change

50 bucks and I think I give the delivery guy 10$ tip for coming out so early / late

[heavy halo]

meow

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

Powered by weeb.sh

[strong eagle]

Why not?

Why not add Vikings to the Zone?

In real life God already randomly throws Vikings at unrelated plots.

Why can't we do the same in Stalker?

[uncut obsidian]

this is a true ♻️ moment

[high pike]

is everything alright?

[high pike]

le pussyrunner 2049

[noble cape]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/533825449462202433/1143969221261394111/1692737273629.mp4

[zealous remnant]

i swear, everytime i take my boots off it starts smelling like instant potatoes

[oblique spire]

New road to vostok map

👀

[glad carbon]

"God give me a sign"
the sign in question:

[uncut obsidian]

@heavy peak

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829173226625695764/1147737891796168784/mematicMeme-1.mov

[upper axle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/M4aw3PNLqDw

[runic kernel]

Hi Madi Hi S5yn3T

[heavy halo]

Meow? :3

Hewo chat!

[ornate tulip]

THE BEST POSTER RETURNS!

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/minesweeper-get-real-speedrun-minefield-gif-25615141

[uncut obsidian]

hi

[oblique spire]

CATBOY

❤️

[runic kernel]

Hi llama Hi Genuinely

Hi Ted Hi meowmachine

[odd sail]

Ambatupee

[odd sail]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/txq-3HUZ4eQYTUE9r3QyA5KKdXsZrl7AnOGXx9SQjVo/https/i.redd.it/6cw4ct73s5mb1.jpg

[visual stirrup]

The silliness is a necessity
the arm is not

[odd sail]

Can't have shit dawg

[tulip ravine]

After 8 hours and getting pushed back from a trench coz silly troops bunches up and got fucked by flamethrowers

I decided to turn the game off for a today

“I lose 30 thousand men in the blink of an eye”

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/769812684324732929/1148810844331835392/yl3kffol0imb1.png

Is something wrong with discord today

[uncut obsidian]

@odd sail reddit moment

[odd sail]

Reddit actually being based for once in a millennium

[uncut obsidian]

i hear gunshots at our local military unit

[oblique spire]

Executions

[odd sail]

streets of tarkov looking realistic dawg

[high pike]

how'd you sleep @oblique spire

[oblique spire]

gOOD

[oblique spire]

[high pike]

recent revies of the newly released 2023 starfield* circa 2023 august

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/991391202278654036/1039021802883666000/spam.gif

[oblique spire]

I swear these dorms quests are gonna be the end of me

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-patrick-bateman-american-psycho-gif-7212093

enjoy

[oblique spire]

[pastel quartz]

patrick star from spongebob

[odd sail]

i need 1 more usec kill and 2 more dogtags to unlock peeskipper quests

😔

im so bad at pvp

[oblique spire]

friend from the west?

[odd sail]

yep

[oblique spire]

zamn

[odd sail]

i'm gonna kill you, nothing personal

[oblique spire]

You should totally help my dorms quests and ill give you my dogtag

[high pike]

It’s like every time, a new game releases people rush to the review section try and scalp do you most like common

[odd sail]

by the time i start playing you start playing squad with oppenheimer

[oblique spire]

Oppenheimer in a freebrams goes hard

Am i gonna get fucking rinsed

[odd sail]

yes

[oblique spire]

damn

Based Sassy the sasquatch

[heavy halo]

:3

[high pike]

wait

[robust cove]

bababooey

[high pike]

you guys play other games together?🥺

[oblique spire]

bababooey

whatareyatalkingabeet

[robust cove]

I play hopscotch with llama every morning

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sheeesh-sheesh-gif-22353817

[robust cove]

infinite Rizz

[high pike]

wish i was there 😔

[robust cove]

No, they call me fat mann

[toxic sundial]

What?

[robust cove]

There are no women in a 5 km radius around me at all times

[oblique spire]

wadiyatalkinabeet

[robust cove]

wadiyatalkinabeet

[oblique spire]

wadiyatalkinabeet

[robust cove]

wadiYAtalkinabeet

[toxic sundial]

God I love spending 80k on a fucking key for one goddamn quest and it doesn't even tell you that you need the key so you walk on 3 landmines and get to the door only for all the rogues to laugh at you as you sulk away to north checkpoint

Lighthouse is fucking awesome I'm having so much fun

[oblique spire]

wadiyatalkinabeet

[oblique spire]

wadiyatalkinabeet

[high pike]

im not looking at a laptop right now am i?

[toxic sundial]

You're not

[high pike]

👁️👁️

[heavy halo]

Should i play tarkov again

[robust cove]

yes

[toxic sundial]

God no escape the cycle

[robust cove]

NO THAT MEANS SHE WON'T BE HERE

[oblique spire]

Fuck nikitia

every time i've gone to dorms since ive gotten these quests

everyone the fucking map is there

[toxic sundial]

Customs ain't bad, it's the shoreline slog that makes me quit every wipe

I like lighthouse though cause the rogues vaporize nerd ass bears with an auto grenade launcher

[robust cove]

going to le job

[sage otter]

At le job

[slender rock]

eh

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704403700537491506/1147283687885512816/image.png
1st degree murder?

Using it to defend yourself from waves of cops payday style after they catch you with ice cream in your pocket in the state of Alabama?

[heavy halo]

how a cat can send you to happy zone

:3

[upper axle]

dude i swear to christ if i show up to someone's house and they've got the OSRS maxxed skill page bed spread we are fucking IMMEDIATELY. there will be no sleep that night, only SEX.

[tulip ravine]

Mrs has been mithering me to go to a pumpkin carving competition, she bouta be amazed when she sees my crackhead shrek carving

[hot sparrow]

I knew someone will set their pfps as trump mugshot damn

I knew it

[upper axle]

bros boutta make the Mrs shit a brick in public

[tulip ravine]

I’ll just shit my pants in the pumpkin carving

Instant sun

Win

[slender rock]

lol

[upper axle]

instant win if you incorporate the shit into the pumpkin art

....i think

[tulip ravine]

Just cut off the brown stalk and use a fat log

The funniest one with her is farting holy Christ I’ve never seen someone so squeamish

[upper axle]

alright i'm done now, i cant keep the joke going, poop is like the singular thing that makes me wretch

[tulip ravine]

All I have to do is look at her in a funny way and she slaps me round the back of the head, which in turn makes me not able to hold it, cue wretching and calling me a prick

[tulip ravine]

Wretching is unironically the funniest sound someone can make

[upper axle]

straight up i can cut open an animal and remove it's intestines by hand to prepare it for transport out of the woods without even a sour expression, it's completely fine.

cant look at shit tho, i'll vom.

[tulip ravine]

Reminds me of her cat

Decided to leave half a rats body with its entrails and blah blah, think you get the idea, anyway, she went outside with me and I pointed them out, she refused to go back outside until her dad got home from work and cleaned it up

Her dads cool tho, he’s teaching me pigeon racing and said if I decide to buy a pigeon I can them with his

[upper axle]

me when i'm skinning and cutting apart a deer into portions of different meat cuts for cooking later on:

me when poop: https://youtu.be/pGBocljnvQ8

[slender rock]

jesus christ

[upper axle]

in the immortal words of LA Beast, "Have a good day!"

[slender rock]

ending by "noo... blhfgqhwuehwqhhabhalgh"

[upper axle]

the fucking final clip with the crescendo of angelic choir music as he vomits profusely into the washing machine

[upper axle]

this is the face of someone who either is about to puke profusely, or is on the verge of a really big orgasm

maybe both

[slender rock]

pukegasm

yes

[upper axle]

i regret saying what i just said

the word pukegasm existing now is my own damn fault and i wish i could turn back the clock to 2 minutes ago when i hadnt said that

[slender rock]

NOT THE WASHING MACHINE

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/gene-wilder-anyway-yeah-blazing-gif-19138466

[potent forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/831695393254932530/1147870128151724183/IMG_5283.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/831695393254932530/1144072673329160232/image.png does anybody know how to use this cursed fucking optic

[upper axle]

yes.

[uncut obsidian]

@oblique spire A-10 my beloved

[toxic sundial]

Yeah fuck that dork

[upper axle]

the different markings away from the centerline is a range and windage BDC, and the scale on the right is a way to rough estimate distance based on which line you can fit a human between.

the vertical axis lines are bullet drop compensation, with each number being hundreds of (usually) meters.

[oblique spire]

fuck is this

[upper axle]

the horizontal axis markings are windage adjustments, usually for accounting for wind, bullet spin over distance, stuff like that, but in video games you usually wont have to worry about that

[uncut obsidian]

WARNO

[upper axle]

even in ARMA 3, which it looks like that's what you're playing, i'm not aware of wind compensation being a thing you gotta worry about

@potent forge

[potent forge]

thanks that server has no wind effect on rounds

[oblique spire]

hmm

how much is it

[potent forge]

buy wargame red dragon instead

[oblique spire]

the fuck is that

[uncut obsidian]

you're asking me ho much it costs?

[potent forge]

same game older but finished

[uncut obsidian]

the only games i ever bought were gmod and battlebit

[oblique spire]

Fucken hell $50

not spending that\

[potent forge]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/251060/Wargame_Red_Dragon/
it goes on sale all the time and is a finished product

Steam

Wargame: Red Dragon

The new reference in RTS at its best!The Wargame series returns to duty, larger, richer and more spectacular than ever before. In Wargame Red Dragon, you are engaged in a large-scale conflict where Western forces clash against the Communist bloc.1991: the two blocs confront each other in a new theater of war, Asia, joined by various other countr...

Price

$29.99

Recommendations

13858

Metacritic

78

[upper axle]

yea in that case you'll only need to worry about bullet drop over distance, which ARMA 3 models pretty well IIRC. use either a rangefinder, or the rough estimation device on the right side of the scope. line up the target in whichever little box he fits in to find rough distance. IIRC with those ones you line up the whole body from top of head to feet, but it could also be the top of head to bottom of torso or something idr its been a while. anyway, find distance to target, and use the markings of appropriate distance in hundreds of meters in the centerline along the vertical set of markings as your point of aim, then fire.

[potent forge]

same devs

[oblique spire]

eh

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1143408673318764637/1148836191777607690/bS7nhsAPf4FzAd0H.mp4

[eager igloo]

There are two types of short people:

1. Fuck tall people 😡
2. Fuck tall people 😳

[potent forge]

same game franchise as the screenshot just older

has very based live chat

[oblique spire]

eh

[uncut obsidian]

A-10 my beloved

shoots down an AA mig like it's nothing

[oblique spire]

you've already said that madi

[potent forge]

are Russian tanks still op?

[uncut obsidian]

i'm always playing nato + im playing with some mods so idk

[robust cove]

Is he wrong? 🤨

[potent forge]

Nato scum may ugoslavia rain supreme

[oblique spire]

also the fuck you mean AA mig

[uncut obsidian]

MiG-23MF

[oblique spire]

then thats not fucking AA is it

Thats a MIG-23

[robust cove]

🤓

[oblique spire]

Pavlo

Get back in the T-62 before i rip your nuts off

[potent forge]

Fuck A-10 this is a mig-29 household

[oblique spire]

Watch your mouth

you fuck

[robust cove]

Ok...

[potent forge]

can we compromise with Viggen supremacy

[oblique spire]

No

perish

you fuck

[potent forge]

you are wrong

swedish militery drips hard

https://tenor.com/view/world-of-tanks-wot-battle-tank-tanks-gif-22482348

[oblique spire]

Perish

[grim sluice]

Warno is cool and all; but wake me up when I can play Suomi like in RedDragon

[potent forge]

based RedDragon enjoyer

[oblique spire]

So it means air superiority

[oblique spire]

Anyways

time to reinstall arma

Unsubsrcibed from like 130 GB worth of mods

[potent forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/919039215013101590/1148245187789860934/IMG_0988.png

[oblique spire]

Kept the most important mod though

[potent forge]

cringe aircraft man hold rifle on ground like a real chimp

[oblique spire]

No.

Still waiting for Squad to add hinds

[toxic sundial]

Yeah come do it then coward

[slender rock]

he did tho

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oQGIYTDjt7o?feature=share

are people that blind and unaware?

[toxic sundial]

Was responding to something different

Oh but that kickingmustard guy is a dickhead

[neat copper]

mustard

[robust cove]

You would get hit just like them 1000%

[robust cove]

Katsup

[toxic sundial]

Yeah fuck him

[pure hatch]

that is the biggest dickhead in the airsoft community

[robust cove]

I can imagine lol

[neat copper]

serious airsoft games are for weird gun nerds anyways

and tryhards

[pure hatch]

guy's banned in like hundreds of arenas

[toxic sundial]

Nah it's fun

[slender rock]

so would you

[toxic sundial]

But yeah dudes been banned from a bunch of places

Real cock

[slender rock]

true

[potent forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/806714809462161478/1148660708658139177/711554725_49435D7118F3BDE60C2E7A206BDDCAA2_video_dashinit.mov

[robust cove]

Did I say I wouldn't headass

[pure hatch]

the tryhards that persist in the airsoft community consists of the toxic speedsofters and the milsim nerds

[slender rock]

okay, deadass acknowledged then

😠

[robust cove]

What?

[neat copper]

indoor speedsoft is fun, but if you're playing on a 20km² field then you smell like mayo probably

[slender rock]

exactly

[robust cove]

I don't even know what that means bro

[slender rock]

good

lol

[toxic sundial]

I think it's like literally the exact opposite

Either way shooting guns and running around is fun

[neat copper]

shooting guns is

airsoft gun is not a gun

[toxic sundial]

No fucking way dude

I didn't know that

[potent forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1039212165263011870/1132003115307114636/IMG_7930.png

[neat copper]

then why did you say shooting guns

fat retard

[toxic sundial]

Lemme just go put 7.62 holes in people instead

[neat copper]

[glad carbon]

Didn't he take a BB gun or something onto a match

Like metal BBs

[neat copper]

based

[oblique spire]

ACOG on the dshk

[toxic sundial]

The stuff I heard was breaking out of bounds rule and shooting anyone regardless of team to get Ghillie suit kills or whatever

[glad carbon]

Literally the opposite

Little cuck can't stand losing so he breaks rules

[neat copper]

shoot larpers with metal bbs so they can realisticly rp like they are in pain

[potent forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/164465271409606656/1148323941228744714/20230904_201916.png

[toxic sundial]

Dhsk modernized* dummy. Put a picatinny rail on an 80 year old Soviet gun and it's now ✨modernized✨

[toxic sundial]

Bro you're a dork go touch grass

Do some cardio

[neat copper]

you smell

[pure hatch]

metal bbs? bro that's asking your ass to be sued

[oblique spire]

fuck i meant M2

I've used the DSHK too much

[toxic sundial]

Lol I didn't even notice

[oblique spire]

WAyyyyy too much

[toxic sundial]

I was a dshk god in the glory days of rising storm 2

[potent forge]

glorious Russian technology will last forever 7.62x51 127 year old bullets still used today

[toxic sundial]

Here soon they are gonna start issuing conscripts muzzleloaders from the time of the tsar

[potent forge]

na still think they have a few million mosin nagant to give out

[oblique spire]

Mosin nagant:

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2D0LR90mrBA?feature=share

[oblique spire]

Fucker was made in 1890

still going today

if it aint broke don't fix it

[toxic sundial]

I wish nagants were still like 75$ here

I would've bought so many years ago if I knew they were suddenly going to be collectors items for no goddamn reason

[potent forge]

travel back in time obrez them all

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DK8tkyTNt3s?feature=share

[eager igloo]

Life flashes before your eyes because simulation asks you where you want to quickload

[fiery garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956836445451067423/1148741176090963978/InShot_20230904_234038409.mov

[heavy halo]

Hemlo chant

:3

[heavy halo]

is there lore

😨

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/62y9O_2gf_E?feature=share

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UX5CF1FlO9w?feature=share

[upper axle]

[rancid iris]

wow

we’re still talking about juuls at all in 2023

[glad carbon]

holy shit 2018 called

[heavy halo]

Meow

:3

[remote vine]

I wish

[heavy halo]

2001 called loser

um….

[remote vine]

Was a better time back then

[heavy halo]

something happended to the world trade center…

[glad carbon]

i'd say its really the same

[remote vine]

Something good I bet

[glad carbon]

a little cooler outside but basically the same

[slender rock]

shush

you barely existed then

[heavy halo]

:(

Gn chat :(

Blur mean to meh

[upper axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/562412283268169739/1148814239465754676/MGCujk8-P0bNxjBP.mp4

[real tinsel]

my old boss bought a juul (what kinda fucking name is that) yesterday and mf died from coughing after showing it off to me

[crimson flame]

hes speaking the truth

[real tinsel]

big L for fatso

[crimson flame]

what the fuck

he died?

[real tinsel]

not literally you dingle

[crimson flame]

oh

[real tinsel]

omg

silly boy

i bet your chest is hairless and very smooth to touch

[crimson flame]

thats true

i have the femboy build but refuses to be a femboy

[real tinsel]

i have the gorilla monkey build

i am hairy

very

i shave the hair, it comes back

[crimson flame]

mmm wax tape

[heavy halo]

Omg khay hiiiiii

[real tinsel]

hello boywife

[heavy halo]

:(

hemlo

:3

[real tinsel]

hi

[heavy halo]

hi :3

[real tinsel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890951998642487296/930856106031456317/image0-15-3-2.gif

[slender rock]

do it

be doing me favor

[real tinsel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/767907206942687242/962908427846307880/962090193521901608.gif

[real tinsel]

why

have i done something to offend you

[heavy halo]

If u offended blur then we’re divorcing

[real tinsel]

noo boywife don't go where would i find another boywife

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-gif-21327280

[heavy halo]

Are you saying i’m replaceable.

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/medic-medic-cool-medic-dance-tf2-tf-gif-20429880

[crimson flame]

yes

[heavy halo]

Uh-huh.

[robust cove]

You have replacable batteries

[odd sail]

pretty much

but my homies are not replaceable

[heavy halo]

If im replaceable then so is your mother cuz your dads breath smells like me

so ratio bitch

Goodnight

[real tinsel]

how is my dad getting laid an L for me

i don't care what that mf does

[heavy halo]

Not u

[odd sail]

I don't care what my parents are doing as long as I can play tarkov

[heavy halo]

Id never cheat on u

[heavy halo]

GUESS WHAT

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008862394468028466/1148363120822202488/image0.png

[pastel quartz]

agree

[heavy halo]

JUMPSCARE @odd sail

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008862394468028466/1148355330141597877/IMG_20230904_110852_097.jpg

[uncut obsidian]

пекарня enjoyer

[heavy halo]

JUMPSCARE

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-donutfart-orange-cat-gif-22165473

WE LOVE SCAV STREETS

YEAH SERVER ERROR #4234123

[crimson flame]

da

[odd sail]

Да

[heavy halo]

BOO

SCARY

JUMPSCARE

DID I GET I

[odd sail]

Shut up retard

[heavy halo]

YOU

.

[oblique spire]

Boys

what play

[rancid iris]

cursed

[heavy halo]

Touhou is a bad game anyways

[oblique spire]

I want to play tarkov but i need to go to fuckin g dorms and i dont want to

[heavy halo]

[oblique spire]

Please

Help me avoid this

[rancid iris]

llama the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem

[glad carbon]

go night

[rancid iris]

i should know, i’ve been clean for over a year now

[glad carbon]

bring shotgun and flashlight

[odd sail]

Llama being paid back

[oblique spire]

Did that the other day

fully kitted

[glad carbon]

be first there and if not play it slow

[oblique spire]

fucking ratted by a shitter in 2 story

the fuck

[heavy halo]

Okay chat im gonna sleep :3

[oblique spire]

huh

[glad carbon]

lol

[heavy halo]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[glad carbon]

you need to stop ratting

the karma comes circle

[glad carbon]

I havent ratted once this wipe, and havent died to a rat

[rancid iris]

[oblique spire]

i dont rat anymore

Fym

[odd sail]

Lies

[glad carbon]

anymore

[oblique spire]

Yes

i used to

hard

General sam style levels of ratting

[glad carbon]

it all comes full circle bro

[oblique spire]

But now i don't

[glad carbon]

you gotta uhh

[rancid iris]

ratting in your past is manifesting in your future

[glad carbon]

make amends

go run some shotgun kits and voip people

[oblique spire]

Like

[oblique spire]

does this look like the juice of a man who rats anymore

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1148495697860112384/image.png

[glad carbon]

be a lil :3 buddy to people

[rancid iris]

yes

[glad carbon]

yes

[oblique spire]

No

[rancid iris]

LMAO

[glad carbon]

none of it is urs

[oblique spire]

I didn't rat to get it

i fought in dorms for that shit

[glad carbon]

liar

[stone blade]

Gm

[oblique spire]

Not lying you fuck

[stone blade]

you idiots

[oblique spire]

alo ivan

[stone blade]

Alo

[oblique spire]

❤️ ily ivan

[heavy halo]

Hemlo

[rancid iris]

mornin ivan

[heavy halo]

Miss me?

;3

[stone blade]

I dont love myself

[rancid iris]

meow go bed

[heavy halo]

i dont wannaaaa

[stone blade]

who?

[heavy halo]

:(

[stone blade]

Jk

i did

[heavy halo]

:)

[stone blade]

slightly

[heavy halo]

:)

https://tenor.com/view/yay-kitty-cat-happy-excited-gif-20777520

[stone blade]

mainly cuz i can laugh at yall freaks

[heavy halo]

:(

[stone blade]

In a good way

[heavy halo]

:)

[stone blade]

cuz yall funny

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/bo-burnham-irony-painful-gif-12658655

[heavy halo]

:)

[real tinsel]

ivan i haven't seen you in a while

are you dead yet

[stone blade]

meow just went through the entire rollercoaster of emotions

[stone blade]

in about 5 years

[heavy halo]

All stages if grief

[real tinsel]

too long

[heavy halo]

of

[real tinsel]

do it now

[uncut obsidian]

schizophrenia

[slender rock]

fuck

[stone blade]

been here man
sitting in here
a little bit of #╓☢stalker-chat and a little of #💣tarkov-released

[slender rock]

I just swallowed my gum

[heavy halo]

haha :3

Sillt vibeo

[slender rock]

I wasn't done chewing goddamn it

[heavy halo]

mmmffhnnghh~

mb

Gn

[slender rock]

FUCK IS THAT

STOP IT

[heavy halo]

SORRY

IM SORRY

[glad carbon]

ew

[solar obsidian]

ubisoft quality gaming

[real tinsel]

i liked that game

[stone blade]

The fks wrong with u

[stone blade]

Freaks bro

yall need allah

[uncut obsidian]

surprisingly i saw like no bugs playing wd2

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-gif-24660602

[uncut obsidian]

only that disappearing npc

[solar obsidian]

hmm, thats great. is wd2 better than wd1?

[heavy halo]

no

[uncut obsidian]

imo yes

[heavy halo]

Wd3 trash tho

WHAT?!

[uncut obsidian]

wd2 is the best in the series

[heavy halo]

hnghgggrrr

[uncut obsidian]

minus the story

[heavy halo]

Grrrr

[uncut obsidian]

wd1 story was better

[heavy halo]

oh we not talking story?

[uncut obsidian]

it was actually emotional in the end

[solar obsidian]

overall

[heavy halo]

Overall wd2

[uncut obsidian]

gameplay and graphics wise wd2 is better

[heavy halo]

Wd1 has an amazing story

[solar obsidian]

[uncut obsidian]

i genuinely cried in the end

[heavy halo]

Yk what game made me cry

Twd chapter 1

[slender rock]

[marsh widget]

does anyone miss dictator the movie ? 😄

[slender rock]

fuck off to bed you crazy bitch or whatever you're suppose to be that is masquerading as a cat

[heavy halo]

[slender rock]

it's fucking.... 3 am

[uncut obsidian]

also the npc car crashes look kinda realistic

[slender rock]

sleep

[heavy halo]

that was harsh…

[slender rock]

Yes

[heavy halo]

okay i guess…

[slender rock]

BED!

sleep

[uncut obsidian]

not the damage wise but like, the way cars stop and drivers get out of the vehicles and start arguing

[heavy halo]

k..

[slender rock]

about time

[solar obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/912320242301149215/1146830825275531264/diesofcringe-dies-from-cringe.gif

[slender rock]

oh it's tesla that explains the flames

👍

[uncut obsidian]

killer bean game is going to be GOTY

[solar obsidian]

real

[stone blade]

I love fanta grapes bro

that shit so good

[glad carbon]

my favorite part of these openworld games is the car radio blaring while some insane shit goes on

[slender rock]

give people big fucking lithium poly batts and shit on a thing that rolls around, totally ignoring the fact that the energy released is more than what a combustion engine which would need to have more effort to ignite the fuel

but generally crashing doesn't always involve in flames

but telsa's

[glad carbon]

gtav playing "meet me halfway" while you plow a semi into 12 cop cars and flip an armored car into a train

[slender rock]

also electrical fires bitch to put out than fuel

[oblique spire]

Ok

factory done

[glad carbon]

metal fires doe

[young fulcrum]

Respect +

[oblique spire]

UMP-45 3 mags with match FMJ goes hard as fuck

Fucking jumping around office like a bunny rabbit tappin heads

Easiest shit of my life

[slender rock]

that's still less chance of it going up than a tesla

[glad carbon]

yeah true

teslas burn for what

[glad carbon]

weeks?

sometimes they just leave em underwater and they can reignite up to 3 times after being fully put out

[upper axle]

fucked up how people are advocating for switching to vehicles that are an order of magnitude more likely to result in you dying in a car fire if you ever crash it than any other vehicle in history.

[stone blade]

always

[slender rock]

also the idiots that rely on the self-driving

💀

[glad carbon]

yeah they need to go to uhh

what is it

[crimson flame]

what game

[uncut obsidian]

they rarely catch on fire in the game, it was just because of the speed of that van

[uncut obsidian]

watch dogs 2

[glad carbon]

the iron based battery

[slender rock]

so they want play with their balls while in traffic I guess?

[crimson flame]

huh the second one

interesting

[slender rock]

true

[young fulcrum]

Bro self driving cars are the number 1 way to speed run getting killed by feds

[upper axle]

like, gas cars you crash and it MAYBE catches fire in a really bad scenario involving a ruptured fuel tank, but electric cars you crash it and it's the most likely scenario that it's gonna be on fire

[slender rock]

hm

[upper axle]

and lithium fires

SUCK

[slender rock]

yep

[slender rock]

SUCC

[eager igloo]

Driving in watch dogs 1 was pretty mid, don't remember if wd2 had it any better

I remember doing a 20 meter long drift

[young fulcrum]

Not just the burning either but the fumes from them are much more harmful than many other fires iirc

[eager igloo]

Slippery ass roads

[upper axle]

like, with gas cars on fire you actually have a really solid chance of surviving because gas fires are hot, yea, but the whole car takes a solid amount of time usually before the whole thing's on fire. electric cars are a lithium fire and those are HORRIFYING, and lithium puts out some INSANELY toxic fumes

[slender rock]

Idk here people can't drive for shit either way

I'll be crossing the street the fuckers on right turn already less than 10 inches away from me like

MOTHERFUCK

[eager igloo]

As my solid body physics prof said, lithium is worse than a vampire

[slender rock]

WAIT 5 seconds for my fatass to move

fuckwits

[eager igloo]

Shit starts to burn immediately after coming in contact with air

And recycling that is just horror

[slender rock]

if we can just work out how to copy Japanese metrosystem and idk make it work

then it'll be chill

at least give fucking options

[uncut obsidian]

also epic double near miss

[zealous remnant]

wouldn't that require literally rebuilding cities though?

[slender rock]

there's a mix of bike lanes, and public transit

[eager igloo]

My city bought electric buses on batteries instead of making pantographs

Dumbasses

[glad carbon]

didnt they do that to uhh

was it boston?

they moved the highway above downtown underground

it took like 10 years but dropped crime a ton

[slender rock]

yeah, but that or having concrete jungle intermixed of interstate lines weaving around the fucking urban areas

idk

coming from SAC and visiting LA i noticed the sheer lack of TREES

lynwood* has fuckall for trees

depressing too, tbh

[eager igloo]

It's California, they would immediately get burned by parents doing gender reveal party

[slender rock]

xD

[stone blade]

I played my mom some japanese rap and she's like wooow

she approves

[slender rock]

[slender rock]

ayy 420 blaze it

[midnight cloud]

***add concrete cast trees ***

[slender rock]

oh shit

[slender rock]

I'm sorry...what?

[oblique spire]

You stupid ni-

[midnight cloud]

Nice man!

[eager igloo]

Trees in public places improve mood
Cover public places in concrete
21st century cities incident

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6UbI0CKRmz8

[midnight cloud]

i love microplastics i lov3 microplastics!!

[upper axle]

found a map describing the vibes of different areas of Central America, mostly Mexico.

i like this area especially

[odd sail]

I was looking at waifus with my mom and she's like nah 7/10

[stone blade]

mom knows the best

[upper axle]

[real tinsel]

mom is gonna set you up with one of your waifus

[eager igloo]

I'm rewatching pirates of the carribean, how the fuck did they get to singapore

[slender rock]

I'm in

but this is good

[upper axle]

ah yes, my favorite place to get chinese food: HELL

[slender rock]

beer and chinese food hell

[odd sail]

Trying not to for a second cup if coffee

[pastel quartz]

cool

[odd sail]

This is too powerful

[slender rock]

althooough

[upper axle]

in other news, here's a great example of "friends dont let friends play League of Legends." featuring funny lady who goes GWAK when scared, and a penguin who actually plays League. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x8CBzyjcB6I

[native jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/312630255707881483/1148534036038426634/Screenshot_20230905_022401_Instagram.jpg

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_Q4H6rx3Rx4?feature=share

[upper axle]

his eyes remind me of

[native jungle]

How?

[upper axle]

they are NOT looking in the same direction.

this dude is a prey animal.

[native jungle]

Chameleons aren't that high on the food chain.

[quartz ridge]

Okay okay

It is racist but like

Do you know how to tell between a Arab, a Pakistani and a Afghan?

The Pakistani will try to either steal / sham you
A Afghan will yell proudly about how his people are
And Arabs will be talking big game about how they are " rich "

Its not racist if I've expirenced all of this

[odd sail]

The pakistani will try to claim he's everything but

There was an Indian restaurant in Zürich which had all the Indian thingo and even the wallpaper of a Taj mahal but was actually run by a pakistani

[quartz ridge]

Lmfao

The big thing about Arabs is

They will talk all the game about being terrorists

Without actually being from a country with them

[upper axle]

i know we've all seen vids of people getting folded before, but i dont think you guys have ever seen someone get folded quite like THIS

https://vxtwitter.com/thernz/status/1698813790253465861

[slender rock]

👀

Inner conflict as well?

[solar wraith]

https://youtu.be/SVHj64ltMb8?si=X9iNrXt0qQavEPdn

[stone shoal]

Put me in charge of the new metro system

[upper axle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IbUzwwxDGyY

[stone shoal]

I've played enough OpenTTD to know what I'm doing

[upper axle]

holy fucking shit that seagull is voring an entire squirrel

[stone shoal]

Pelicans are worse tbh

They can swallow up small dogs

[upper axle]

pelicans are fucking horrifying

[stone shoal]

I would rip the fucking shit out of a pelican for trying that

[quartz ridge]

Oh 100%

[upper axle]

there's also a breed of vulture that eats bones whole

[stone shoal]

I don't care what the conservation laws are, it's dying. It picked a fight with god, it brought death to itself and it's whole family

[quartz ridge]

My dad used to swindle people with his cousin

Not like fraud

Like some of my uncles

But like

His cousin would sell a car

He would walk up pretending to be interested

Keep raising price up and up and up

Until my dad stopped offering

Then the other person would be sold a car at a very very steep price

Dad lore is like half crimes half badass shit

[stone shoal]

If it's not illegal, it's good business tactics

[quartz ridge]

Yeah its not lol

[upper axle]

https://youtu.be/cp7waMP5xQo

cool as fuck birds

[stone shoal]

I shouldn't say that shit and demand that your dad be beaten instead tho because that reasoning is precisely why things are so balls now tbh

[tacit phoenix]

Bid rigging

In the United States, bid rigging is a federal felony criminal offense under Section 1 of the Sherman Act. Even so, bid rigging is still rampant in the construction industry, auto sale auctions, and foreclosed home auctions.```

[stone shoal]

auto sale auctions,

It's now legal to beat your dad

[upper axle]

ok so i just learned about this existing, and FUCK i wanna try this

this sounds like it'd be WONDERFUL on like a billion different things

[tacit phoenix]

It's good in small quantities with eggs

or noodles

[upper axle]

i wanna put it on like, a ham and cheese sandwich or something

[tacit phoenix]

pretty solid too

[upper axle]

sounds fucking delicious

i should get a pestle and mortar sometime.

they're really useful.

i wonder if any stores near me sell Sambal....probably not, based on the fact i'm in the northeast USA and my local stores have a pretty shit selection of stuff like thai or indonesian food stuff, but it's worth a look.

[tacit phoenix]

Ain't there local asian stores in your area?

[upper axle]

fuck if i know, honestly.

solid maybe

but uhhhhhhhh

yea.

[upper axle]

just looked it up. 30 minute drive to the nearest asian market.

PAIN.