🎪bruh-fart

[solar obsidian]

social anxiety

[heavy halo]

honestly as much i love messing with ppl

[real tinsel]

that yes but not on the internet

[heavy halo]

And complaining about being unloved and lonely

[placid sail]

thanks, you recovered my faith in humanity a lil bit

[heavy halo]

im not looking for a relationship unless i know they like me first

[solar obsidian]

@winged phoenix now whipser "im skyler white, yo" in my ear

[heavy halo]

i usually catch feeling and get cheated on

so

[odd sail]

you're not looking for jackshit here

[heavy halo]

Ratio ig

vlad thats it

[real tinsel]

goddamn

she is like me bozo you were right

[odd sail]

ok

[heavy halo]

SANDWICH

:3

[odd sail]

delete it

[solar obsidian]

:(

[heavy halo]

No

[odd sail]

yes

delete yourself

[placid sail]

oh piss off you wanker, we gave you the chance, and you immediately started bitching and stopped listening

[high pike]

Show of hands

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cum-penis-cum-i-creamed-cumming-xd-gif-20404521

[real tinsel]

where did i bitch

[high pike]

Who in here has (had) a girlfriend 👋

[ruby minnow]

Insallah i will take a pic like this irl one day

[odd sail]

sus lan

[solar obsidian]

@winged phoenix was ur pfp comissioned?

[placid sail]

we'll negotiate with mods to make you a coach for those wretches

[crimson flame]

https://youtu.be/LItNFP7icUw?si=ReWa9FlRgBnfWKfI

[solar obsidian]

yeah, its good

[crimson flame]

hwhat the FUCK man

[real tinsel]

@heavy halo since you're my boywife now i think i should share this with you too

https://open.spotify.com/track/0VGmxQSqrFFEvZLC1HDGcr?si=a24e645e558847ca

[placid sail]

fucking

[solar obsidian]

nice , though the previous one was better

[placid sail]

johnny bravo mf lmao

[heavy halo]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7brQHA2CgQpcMBiOlfiXYb?si=-gmPPDa5Q1muoP0_vz3KaA

[placid sail]

I love it

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-bravo-gif-18593524

[real tinsel]

mf don't send me your song go listen to the one i sent

[high pike]

Stolen? 🤨

[real tinsel]

she's listening to HER SONG

THE ONE SHE SENT ME

go listen to my song

[heavy halo]

I did-

[real tinsel]

NO

[mint mist]

hi!!!!!!!! i love u

[real tinsel]

it's 7 minutes long when did you listen

[odd sail]

hi maja

[real tinsel]

hii maja whatsup

[wraith osprey]

Abuse
👍

[placid sail]

crumbles internally from desperation and second-hand embarrassment

[mint mist]

hi

[mint mist]

the same

[real tinsel]

don't love me i have a boyfriend now

[heavy halo]

I listened to the last one

[solar obsidian]

dies from cringe*

[mint mist]

wow u really have to make me sad

[real tinsel]

sorry

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/wheniwasolder-gif-20838458

[high pike]

Don’t they know you’re still underage? 😶

[slender rock]

I wonder if the beam in the garage is load bearing?

[mint mist]

meow is underage? how do you know that

[placid sail]

aw shit

yeah, I was about to say, shit's gettin weird

[real tinsel]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7sYOXMXgA34jo9WkXZLEOG?si=37bdd36a27e84ee8

[slender rock]

Meow what the fuck we all tell you? weeks ago

[solar obsidian]

@heavy halo, how old you are?

[slender rock]

did you not listen

[mint mist]

who??

[high pike]

18 in the bio

[heavy halo]

WHATS FOING IN

[mint mist]

wow.. you really are american

god

[heavy halo]

IM EATING A FUCKIN SANDWICH

[odd sail]

big lie

[solar obsidian]

bon apetit

[heavy halo]

Yum

[placid sail]

hold on, did you do the whole transition thingy while being underaged? man you westerners are wild

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiryu-kiryu-kazuma-ballin-olympics-gif-23478393

[placid sail]

no, wait, don't answer that

[wraith osprey]

TEXT

[solar obsidian]

[mint mist]

18 isnt underage you fat american donkey, 21 is adult only in that caveman country

respectfully

[odd sail]

you have opened it

[slender rock]

18 is legal age for contracts and most legal stuff

21 to drink

[solar obsidian]

wdym?

[slender rock]

and smoke

lol

[mint mist]

what

[heavy halo]

Look what im listening to

[odd sail]

buying alcohol? nah

[real tinsel]

18 is underage though have you seen 18 year old mfs

even 21 is underage

[mint mist]

yeah thats by mental

[placid sail]

I really, really forget all the time my ass is surrounded all the time by fortnite age audience here

[mint mist]

by default law, 18 is the adult shit

[odd sail]

i wouldn't buy it on my own ID even if it were 18+ to buy alc

[mint mist]

that depends on the country, in europe its all differnet

i dotn think theres a single country in europe where 21 is audlt

[slender rock]

yes but meow is in the states

[odd sail]

alcohol is just treated differently in europe from america

[placid sail]

treated differently lol

[slender rock]

lol

[odd sail]

america got prudes

[placid sail]

as in, drinking it like a soda

[heavy halo]

I finished my sandwich

[mint mist]

no

[heavy halo]

Gonna post it one more time

[odd sail]

just how it should be

[slender rock]

earlier to start alcholism if it gets to that point lol

[mint mist]

EWWWWWW

WTF

spoielr that shit

[heavy halo]

WDYM EE

sausage and egg

[odd sail]

human remains

[heavy halo]

I toasted the bread with butter

[slender rock]

behold american food

[heavy halo]

I did

[mint mist]

ur camera is too good, this is such a closeup the meat looks fat and disgusting

[heavy halo]

:(

[real tinsel]

omg @heavy halo you're american?

[placid sail]

@solar obsidian I'm sorry I stole your sleep, but then again, what else it is to do for you

[mint mist]

yes

[heavy halo]

Yeah i am

why?

[slender rock]

JESUS christ

[odd sail]

ew

[real tinsel]

@placid sail wtf do you think setting me up with an ameritard

[mint mist]

trrue

jesus christ

[wraith osprey]

[mint mist]

ew.

[real tinsel]

are you insane

[solar obsidian]

i actually wanna sleep, gn

[placid sail]

gn

[mint mist]

yes

[heavy halo]

Yeah he wants me to bad

^_<

[slender rock]

ya'll have brains of a potato

dumb asses

[mint mist]

wow, so generous

[solar obsidian]

@placid sail, thank you for your efforts

[mint mist]

thanks

[placid sail]

np

[solar obsidian]

of entertainment

[slender rock]

anytime

[heavy halo]

Honestly only person id ever date is blur or falco, but they’re like my best friends

Or madi

but madi is a tiny baby

So no

[placid sail]

this is your time to shine

[mint mist]

who is blur

[placid sail]

seize the moment

[mint mist]

oh

ok

[slender rock]

no

NOPE

[heavy halo]

_<

[mint mist]

no

true, blur and meow fit each other

i'll ship them

[slender rock]

die

[wraith osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/413010573643743236/1065687310642991214/caption.gif

[placid sail]

nobody got no rizz

everyone got a train prejudices and conditions

me die in depresso

[mint mist]

(gay kissing, look out)
@slender rock and@heavy halo after midnight

[heavy halo]

😨

[stone shoal]

Every time I see food like this I realize more and more that artificial food coloring might make things better instead of worse.

[heavy halo]

:(

[stone shoal]

I'm not even saying the food tastes bad you dingus, I'm saying if that image had 30 filters and maybe the beef looked like it was raw instead of cooked it would be better.

[mint mist]

maybe i shouldnt hate meow's food considering if i make a sandwitch all you can see is dust on it

(dust, seasonings, yk)

[heavy halo]

I HATE VEGETABLES

GROSS

NEVER SUGGEST AGAIN

[mint mist]

how fat are you

[heavy halo]

um

[sullen osprey]

On god

[heavy halo]

im not-

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/642865810183946290/1148707216849915914/rabbit_dance.mp4

[mint mist]

no i mean

[stone shoal]

"Yes".

[mint mist]

whats ur weight

[heavy halo]

I use u daily

Last time i went to the doctors i was like 190

[eager igloo]

@weak jackal

[heavy halo]

Is that bad

[mint mist]

wow

thats double of me

so

[sullen osprey]

You need to use deodorant

[heavy halo]

WHAT

WHY TBE FUCK ARE H SO LIGHT WEIGHT

[mint mist]

ur like average men here

[heavy halo]

I COULD CARDY U

[real tinsel]

maja got no chill

[mint mist]

okii ;3

ill wait

[heavy halo]

Carry u to my bed to cuddle

Duhhh

[mint mist]

brb gotta find smth

[heavy halo]

(Rizz)

5’11

[mint mist]

oh, i found it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1147265954238181386/1147633896633155625/Off_to_hang_myself-1.mp4

what

5'11 is 180

???

[heavy halo]

i mean i guess i am a little chubby-

[heavy halo]

but its mostly in my chest

So i can pass it off

^_^

[mint mist]

true they do

[heavy halo]

oh

[mint mist]

especially in #╓☢stalker-chat

[heavy halo]

well i dont wanna work outs its too tiring

[slender rock]

this is your problem

[heavy halo]

Plus the normal person doesnt like muscle on girls apperantly

so-

[ruby minnow]

why shouldn't we

[slender rock]

you need goddamn minerals and nutrients from vegs

[heavy halo]

Wat?

NUH UH

fucn begegabtbnelles

i hate vegagabkekles

fuck them

[slender rock]

TOO BAD

[mint mist]

a--

[placid sail]

most healthiest american

[slender rock]

if you learned seasoning they don't suck as much

ffs

[mint mist]

they have kimchi?????

[heavy halo]

I dont like kimchi

[mint mist]

in that country?

[heavy halo]

I had it one at a kbbq

[slender rock]

kimchi is the bomb

[heavy halo]

It was okay ig

[mint mist]

is kimchi available like everywhere in every shop, like cucumbers

or you have to order that shit

[heavy halo]

I mean like im very knowledgeable on how to cook

[placid sail]

I was honestly expecting to hear a phrase at some point "of course I eat veggies, I had french fries just yesterday"

[heavy halo]

Im just. Apicky eater

[sage otter]

Ted holds about 87% of the US kimchi stock

[mint mist]

right..

[heavy halo]

so i dont cook alot of good foods

I stick to basic food they are yummy

:3

[mint mist]

i dont believe there are many asian supermarkets in every single city, or especially villages

[slender rock]

" I don't cook"

you mean

[mint mist]

does usa have villages????

[heavy halo]

😨

TED

U HAVE A GF?

[mint mist]

he has a wife

[slender rock]

[heavy halo]

IMPOSSUBLE. BRAINFSRT USERS CANT HAVE PARTNERS

[sage otter]

I hope you don't store them in the pierogi drawer

[mint mist]

whats pierogi drawer

[placid sail]

man I could eat a pirog right about now

[mint mist]

same

sadge

especially russian ones with a lot of pepper

russian ones are best

[heavy halo]

Should i go back to sleep

:3

[mint mist]

yes

[heavy halo]

I ate my food

[crimson flame]

yes

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-patrick-stewart-captain-jean-luc-picard-face-palm-disappointed-gif-4780258

[heavy halo]

So im happy for the day

[mint mist]

bed is comfy

and warm

[heavy halo]

yessss

[placid sail]

well this was depressing and futile

but oh well, I had a laugh

[mint mist]

well its not warm, u dont have a heated bed, welp

[heavy halo]

DID U TURN UR FUCKING NAME INTO WHEN I SAID VEGBABEKLES?

WHAT

[slender rock]

yes

[heavy halo]

Bro how do i spell that shit

vegabetlles

vegabetles

[mint mist]

i did when u said ,, fuck them '' after u said ,, i hate [...] ''

[heavy halo]

ok bro

[slender rock]

christ

[placid sail]

another creature is jealous that you got all the attention and drew khaaytil away from it

[mint mist]

vegagabkekles

[placid sail]

it's fiend vs fiend now

[slender rock]

future of american people

[heavy halo]

vegagabkekles

[slender rock]

I am... disappointed

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439520329769943043/1148718186737455246/6e4f6abf2b165179c7622a2cdaac42b9.mp4

[heavy halo]

Im sorri blur

:(

Forgib me i lob u

[mint mist]

thats just a cat

walking thru

e-

[placid sail]

you can be depressed together blur

you can teach her to eat vegetables blur

[grim sluice]

Cat from London

[pastel quartz]

[heavy halo]

NEVER I WILL NEVER EAT THEM

HISSSSSSS

[placid sail]

ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶦᵈᶦᵒᵗ, ᵖˡᵃʸ ᵃˡᵒⁿᵍ

[slender rock]

malnutrition

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OrL40Uj_3I

[heavy halo]

Ive never had that no

i reallt reallt hate begebabtles

[stone blade]

Meowmachine

[heavy halo]

Especially lettuce

And broccoli

Blehhh!

literally

[slender rock]

ay dios mio... meow is hopeless

[placid sail]

because almost every fucking household on Earth is trying its hardest to cook veggies badly, especially lettuce and broccoli

boiled to mush

man

[stone blade]

what did meo do now?

[pastel quartz]

so hows everyones day tho?

[slender rock]

steam then saute` them

fuck

[placid sail]

all that talk made me want to eat a carrot

brb

[heavy halo]

BRO

KMS

I NEVER TURNED MY STOVE OFF

I JUST REALIZED AND TURNED IT OFF

its been like 10 minutes

[slender rock]

GO FUCKING TURN IT OFF

FUCK SAKES

[heavy halo]

I DID

I DID

[slender rock]

INCOMPETENCY

[heavy halo]

i went to get a drink near the stove snd felt heat

And was like huh? Whys the stove still hot

And i looked at it and rhe flame was on 😭

[slender rock]

GAS STOVE AND YOU LEFT IT ON FOR 10MINS

christ

[heavy halo]

im sorry

[slender rock]

just fucking shoot me already

[heavy halo]

IM SORRY

NOOO

WHYS IT SO BAD?

[placid sail]

and you thought hating vegetables was bad huh

[zealous remnant]

carbon monoxide?

[heavy halo]

ACTAULLY?

[placid sail]

this creature would perish without your aid, blur

consider your choices carefully, would you just let it die like that?

[heavy halo]

Would u blur?

i mean the gas wasnt just fuming the place

The fire was lit

[zealous remnant]

meowmachine speed running life any%

[heavy halo]

is that bad still?

[slender rock]

ugh

[placid sail]

you have 10 minutes to live

[heavy halo]

WHAT

FR?

[zealous remnant]

RIP meowmachine

[heavy halo]

UR LYING

[slender rock]

I hate ya'll, ya'll a bunch of dicks

[heavy halo]

IM GONNA CRY

[slender rock]

yet I am here

[heavy halo]

I DOTN WANT TO DIE

[slender rock]

fuck

[heavy halo]

DO I CALLT HE POLICE

[slender rock]

also

[heavy halo]

WHAT DO ID O

[placid sail]

woo blur while you still have time

[heavy halo]

IM SCARED DO I CALL THE AMBUELCEN

[placid sail]

make the last moments of your life pleasant

[heavy halo]

REALLY?

OKAY

[pastel quartz]

might buy that

[heavy halo]

DOES UT LIKE TAKE THE FUMES OFF ME

[pastel quartz]

looks delicious

[placid sail]

this made me fucking cackle

[sage otter]

You know the bottom drawer in your fridge when you make pierogi or pelmeni in bulk

[placid sail]

HELLO, 911? MY SANDWICH IS SHITTY

[heavy halo]

SO AM I STILL GONNA DIE

[zealous remnant]

[heavy halo]

IN SERIOUS

[slender rock]

plot twist it's the guts of a DS1 inside of a can of cream o mushroom

[placid sail]

sigh

I can't stand watching animal abuse

you're fine, meow

[heavy halo]

BUT U SAID I HAD 10 MIUTES TO LIVE

[zealous remnant]

@heavy halo you'll be fine but you should get a carbon monoxide detector/tester

[slender rock]

You're fine

[heavy halo]

susinfnfndn

ur mean

[pastel quartz]

or a geiger counter

[slender rock]

if you start to get light headed, in the kitchen only then you have an issue

but seeing you're lucid it's fine

[placid sail]

it is called "a practical joke", you would have understood if you had eaten something other than chicken nuggies

[slender rock]

just pay attention next time, dumbo

[heavy halo]

But u can only be lucid when u sleep

[ruby minnow]

man i checked my trading history on steam and there was some crazy shit going on in csgo

[slender rock]

[placid sail]

it's your responsibility, blur

you must save her~

[slender rock]

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lucid

[slender rock]

fuck no it isn't

[heavy halo]

im not translucent tho-

i think

I kinda am when i put a flash light to my finger

[slender rock]

you're also responsible too

motherfucker ain't worming out of this

👀

everyone here in fact

👀

[placid sail]

nuh uh, I'm on meds and dissociating hard while watching you kids joke around

can't be held responsible for shit~

[slender rock]

participating in the chat

[sage otter]

It's week A so it's your turn Blur, week B is Falco

[slender rock]

you are

[slender rock]

yeah I figured

[placid sail]

I have a signed paper here that clearly states

nuh uh

[pastel quartz]

what are yall yapping about tho

[heavy halo]

Ive never eaten watermelon

[pastel quartz]

did she ate hot glue or what?

[heavy halo]

:3

[sage otter]

The legal owning of meowmachine

apparently gasoline has a contract or something

idk

[slender rock]

stopping meow from killing themselves from a gas stove being left on

[placid sail]

jesus, I thought all those eating habits stereotypes about americans I've heard are exaggerated

but meow opened my eyes today

should have left them closed, honestly

[heavy halo]

I love bananas tho!!

And apples

N grapes

Fruits yummy :3

I HATE VEGABNENTLES

[sage otter]

It's green on the outside, so it scares them by default, but then you open it and the thing is full commie red

[heavy halo]

Central

[slender rock]

Central USA

as in the timezone is CST

Chicago, IL

meows self dox a while back

or whatever

[pastel quartz]

when you said cst "counter strike terrorist" came in mind cause of how much i played cs beta 6.1

[slender rock]

not that anyone wants to go to fucking Chicago

not strapped gonna get blat blap

I can't comment

[heavy halo]

Um

Its gross

Squishy

[slender rock]

california has... neither?

[heavy halo]

..?

ive had strawberries tho

i dont like em either

They taste weird

Like the texture

And they had a weird grass thing in top and it was chewy

[placid sail]

I've had a girl in uni like that, she said that water is bitter and drank only sodas

some people's taste palette can be... surreal

[pastel quartz]

i went to new jersey before

[placid sail]

yeah people are wild

[pastel quartz]

the only state i went to in usa

[heavy halo]

that’s dangerous

she could hurt herself with it

[placid sail]

...

[heavy halo]

They’re kinda big

[zealous remnant]

Ohio

[placid sail]

you're american

[slender rock]

what is this pizza called

[placid sail]

you should at least be knowledgeable about steaks

[heavy halo]

PIZA

[spiral raven]

shitfuck 26

[heavy halo]

STEK!!

[placid sail]

tomahawk is a fucking steak, meow

[heavy halo]

Its a weapon stupid

Im not dumb

[slender rock]

Ohio... oh god... sorry for you

[placid sail]

why are we still here

just to suffer

[zealous remnant]

I'm not but I wouldn't be surprised if meow is

[spiral raven]

gyus tf2 or drg

raet

[heavy halo]

Im not

[slender rock]

it is stuffed

[heavy halo]

mmplhgghh…,,.a

[pastel quartz]

my experience with new jersey was weird if am being honest

[spiral raven]

who cums in "pizzas"

[heavy halo]

NEVER

[slender rock]

that's cheese you pervert

[placid sail]

blur, ask the creature to try some veggies

[heavy halo]

mmnnnfffnnhhhnn…,,,.,~

[zealous remnant]

peas and mayonnaise pizza

[spiral raven]

dont try to hide that you came in it

[slender rock]

wouldn've been useful advice about....

uhm

[spiral raven]

bruh our local pizza shop has ranch pizza

there's like a lot of ranch

wbut peas

[heavy halo]

cum

😨

[spiral raven]

peas are too much

[heavy halo]

I HATE RANCH

[spiral raven]

no wtf i wont cum

[heavy halo]

TNH

TBH

ITS GROSS

[spiral raven]

why would i cum wtf

[heavy halo]

I like mayonaise tho

:3

[zealous remnant]

Dorothy Lynch is the superior salad dressing

[heavy halo]

Especially with tuna

[spiral raven]

so should i play tf2 or drg

[heavy halo]

Is that like

Mayo froma. Pie

[slender rock]

yeah if you mentioned that on Monday, ‎23 ‎May, ‎2016, ‏‎12:24:00 AM

[heavy halo]

Oooh oki

[slender rock]

then yeah

[empty pulsar]

KEWPIE MAYO >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[slender rock]

actually that might be older than that

[spiral raven]

fuck you

[pastel quartz]

how many cheese did you put in the pizza

[empty pulsar]

Exactly 45

[heavy halo]

Ols

oops

[spiral raven]

creampie mayo

[heavy halo]

WHAT?

[empty pulsar]

Aight dawg I’m outta here

[heavy halo]

😨😨

[placid sail]

I used to be the menace to eat pelmeni with mayo, but those wicked times are beyond me now

mayo is too fat

[slender rock]

I don't remember that was like late 2015

[pastel quartz]

fair enough

[empty pulsar]

Pelmeni with Mayo is crack

[heavy halo]

HEY MAMMAAA

IF SNE TOUR OLDEST SON

YOU KISSED ME ON THE HEAD AND LEFT ME OUT FOR DEAD WHEN I WAS ONLY ONE

i love highly suspect

Especially upperdrugs or 16

Or lyfia

[undone tree]

love it

[empty pulsar]

Kewpie Mayo on anythjng is crack tbh. Egg salad with that shit >>>

[spiral raven]

um playeng tef2

[slender rock]

need to make this an react image

[pastel quartz]

looks goofy tho

[slender rock]

that's the point

[heavy halo]

Okay guys meowmachine nap time

Bai blur <{

[pastel quartz]

duke nukem

[slender rock]

I do not consent

[empty pulsar]

I live 10min drive to a cantonese bakery they have those 🤤

[pastel quartz]

so

nobody answered my question

hows everyones day going

[heavy halo]

Zzz

[slender rock]

only 50% on the I wanna die scale

[empty pulsar]

Yessir they do

[slender rock]

well 67% if I am being honest

[pastel quartz]

geh verdammt noch mal schlafen

[placid sail]

it is time to indoctrinate blur into courting meow

[heavy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleeping-surprise-gif-19577703

[slender rock]

Fuck off

[placid sail]

meow go away

[slender rock]

also that would be a case in court

fuck off

[pastel quartz]

damn sorry to hear bro

[heavy halo]

Zzz

[placid sail]

ted, activate fatherly figure

[heavy halo]

Whats courting

:3

[placid sail]

shoo

[slender rock]

[heavy halo]

;(

[placid sail]

[pastel quartz]

bleib bei deinen worten und geh schlafen

[heavy halo]

huh-?

P!translate

[foggy mantle]

Missing Argument
The to argument is required.

Usage: p!translate <to> <text>

[heavy halo]

uhmmm

auhnm

/translaye

how i do this..

[pastel quartz]

bitte geh schlafen

[slender rock]

Das ist zu viel von jemandem von hirnloser Statur zu erwarten

[heavy halo]

WHAT ARE THEY SAYING

[pastel quartz]

ikr?

[heavy halo]

P!translate Das ist zu viel von jemandem von hirnloser Statur zu erwarten english

[foggy mantle]

That language is not supported.

[heavy halo]

FUCK YOY

[placid sail]

ich heisse busy, ich spreche Deutsch auch, ich bin bussin

[heavy halo]

:(

[zealous remnant]

was?

[heavy halo]

Gn :(

[slender rock]

[pastel quartz]

cool

i just turned brainfart to germany

by just telling an individual to sleep

[placid sail]

yeah no you bratwurst are stopping this shit

[zealous remnant]

nein

[placid sail]

you're in international waters now

[pastel quartz]

ten

[placid sail]

speak english, or y'all are getting gemuese schnitzels

[slender rock]

I cheated by using Gtranslate

so

[pastel quartz]

eh no worries

[zealous remnant]

elf

[solar coral]

Ecclesiastes 21:46
"Peter, the horse is here"

[pastel quartz]

eleven

[slender rock]

although german sounds too natural coming out of my mouth

👀

[high pike]

Some strange shit has happened in here today

[zealous remnant]

zwölf

[solar coral]

wolf?

[high pike]

The word or the language? 🤨

[slender rock]

there is some Bavarian/german in the bloodline somewhere

lang

[mint mist]

help its so cold in my room

[high pike]

Or maybe your just good at accents

[mint mist]

waaaaa

[slender rock]

perhaps

spanish I suck at prouncing

forget fucking R rolling/trilling

[slender rock]

can't do it

[mint mist]

somebody has full picture of this

please

omg i found it

[pastel quartz]

i know russian language

except i cant write it

[zealous remnant]

russian cursive

[placid sail]

[high pike]

How’s your Spanish sound?

[pastel quartz]

i both learned it from russian guitar songs and stalker npcs

[slender rock]

sounds like I have marbles in my mouth, utter shit

[zealous remnant]

@heavy halo Schnuckiputzi

[placid sail]

muh culture 🥲

[pastel quartz]

most lobbies i got into in cs was with germans french or americans and brits

[placid sail]

stranger danger

[slender rock]

also I have Rammstein as well, so that kinda is immersive learning just sounds alone and watch a bunch of german yt peeps who are nerds

[pastel quartz]

if you wanna keep talking like that go to #🇩🇪-general-de

[slender rock]

then my playlists for music has J-pop, some Firelake in there, Bucovina, Origa, Sepultura

cough

[placid sail]

I only listen to microwavechoir

https://bigmemes99.funnyjunk.com/hdgifs/Firmer+ratty+mute_924646_10860578.mp4

[slender rock]

Ajattara, Amorphis for finnish groups

Kantele is a jam

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kantele

these are (not) fun to tune

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appalachian_dulcimer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammered_dulcimer

these are fun too

[high pike]

Bro no body knows how to speak that

[pastel quartz]

then why he kept speaking even after we finished our joke

[slender rock]

slow

[pastel quartz]

also theres people speaking there

[slender rock]

set going so hard you kobe yourself into the hoop?

[pastel quartz]

[slender rock]

I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

[pastel quartz]

is it good for cats to use these?

[real tinsel]

no

leave your cats alone

i leave mine alone until they decide to come sit on my lap and demand petting

[spiral raven]

OK GOOD NIG

HT

EVRYONE

[stone blade]

ayoooo

[spiral raven]

HAPPY RAMADAMADINGDONG

[stone blade]

that almost took a turn

[spiral raven]

i said goodnihght

not the

I HATE NIG

HTTIME

[stone blade]

hm

[pastel quartz]

hes putting himself in the fbi watchlist

[dreamy flax]

@spiral raven (chmo1233) has been muted for 3 days for reason: Doesnt work like that , baiting the N word . Next time we might ban you for good

[pastel quartz]

I SAID IT

KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN

[stone shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/packwatch-gif-22219180

[ruby minnow]

thank you allah my prayers have been answered

[stone blade]

allah willing alhamdullilah

[ruby minnow]

Allah is telling me to go kill some infidels with this kalashnikov he gifted me masallah

[stone blade]

wallah

[stone blade]

go do it

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/Lf1ws4oEmZ8?si=CJyxi14qaXxBcJ2X

[stone shoal]

squadallah, we're off

[stone shoal]

If only I was a dwarf

[ruby minnow]

just cut a part of your legs off

[stone shoal]

I lack the testosterone to grow a fucking gigantic beard

[ruby minnow]

oh yeah you're asian

[stone shoal]

Then again since soys also love getting beards maybe that's not the problem

[stone shoal]

Nah

[zealous remnant]

or Czech

[stone shoal]

If I was Asian I could get that Fu-Manchu shit

[ruby minnow]

then how do you lack a beard

[stone shoal]

I just said Low test

Wait

[ruby minnow]

but why do you have low test

is it a thing that comes from family

[stone shoal]

I didn't study for the test

[ruby minnow]

[zealous remnant]

[stone shoal]

Real answer: Sedentary lifestyle with no exercise

AKA being a fat fock in 1st world country

[zealous remnant]

the american dream

[ruby minnow]

nobody can be as cool as the guy who turned the eye he lost into a flashlight

[zealous remnant]

the future is now old man

[stone shoal]

Thats sick, I would do that with a cut off finger or thumb

[ruby minnow]

imagine you're walking in the woods at night

for some fucking reason

you just see somebody with a glowing eye

that is also a flashlight

[stone shoal]

Creature worthy of following if it doesn't eat your face immediately

[zealous remnant]

put a red light in or a red filter over the existing light

[high pike]

Nyet ¡

[stone shoal]

Green might work better for a flashlight tbh

[high pike]

Le balls in his ass?

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-look-gif-21665194

[quartz ridge]

Are you back???

[stone shoal]

Guess whos back

Back again

Why would I not be back?

[quartz ridge]

I heard you got banned

Or pissed off a admin

[stone shoal]

??? I always behave.

I only have eternal beef with the Helpers and that's really just a meme at this point

[quartz ridge]

Fight fight fight!

[pastel quartz]

[stone shoal]

Some guy yesterday posted a ton of Gay Porn and I dutifully did it for free (AKA pinging the admins)

[weak jackal]

real

[visual stirrup]

The AI probably won't pick up on my rants about perty diggers and needy pews.

[grim sluice]

My minecraft guild of drunk miners. the Numb Diggers.

[visual stirrup]

God damn, I wouldn't be able to pronounce that out loud for fear of a spoonerism.

[wide basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/368022345505308672/1148708359785168906/RDT_20230905_225257.mp4

[surreal smelt]

I like Rimworld because you start off with a colony of "rootin, tootin, cowboys" and an hour later you're being tried in the Space Hague

Or you turn into the boomers if instead of Nellis AFB they built a fortress that would make Rogal Dorn blush

[visual stirrup]

"I am reinstalling the palace. Inform me when Corvus is here!"

[pastel quartz]

Im 30 hours into one of my runs and we’re still struggling to make a stable food source

[surreal smelt]

What Biome?

[mint mist]

hiiiiii

[pastel quartz]

Cant remember, a normal one, with average temp and plenty of plants

[zealous remnant]

ummmm hi

[mint mist]

cute music ur listening owo

[pastel quartz]

We have a couple of bison/cow thingies

And they had a calf

And a big potato farm

That keeps us fed for like two years if we get a full harvest

[zealous remnant]

yes, I love it

[inland jackal]

How's it going my brainscorchers?

[surreal smelt]

Normal one, a temperate forest? If so you should be able to set up farms and plant corn, which gives you the most yield with the least labor.

I tend to build 1-5 8x8 plots for corn which should net you enough food to feed 10 colonists year round without much issue, plus depending on growing season length you could be able to get 2 harvests.

You can stretch food out with a nutrient paste dispenser but colonists will get a minor debuff. For livestock regular farmlands should feed them throughout the spring and summer, but you'll need hay for the winter and possibly fall depending on the temp.

Potatos are good for low fertility areas but they don't offer as much food as rice or corn. Rice is quick to grow but labor intensive, corn offers more food and is less labor intensive but takes longer to grow.

[mint mist]

are u talking

aboturimworld

[surreal smelt]

Selling kidney on ebay simulator, yes

[pastel quartz]

Most of my colonists are drug addicts and manic depressives so im not too sure about another debuff

My first leaders son died

He had a psychotic breakdown

Kept trying to kill people

So we imprisoned him until it washed over

[inland jackal]

I was about to go " furry" and then I realized it's Ezoni.

[outer owl]

based

[pastel quartz]

He broke out, injured 3 colonists, freed another prisoner, and we never heard from him again.

Also

Whats with all the furries in chat

Why are you all congregating

[inland jackal]

Pipe bombs.

[surreal smelt]

Capture slaves, eat the weak

[outer owl]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-plus-bobm-bomb-gif-20884561

[pastel quartz]

I usually just sell their organs

[inland jackal]

Bobm

[pastel quartz]

Ridiculously easy way to earn money

If you have enough man power

[inland jackal]

Miami Time. Lol

Me when I wanna play hotline miami but am also Australian:

[pastel quartz]

Me when i play hotline miami but also murder people in cold blood:

[inland jackal]

Lucky bitch.

[pastel quartz]

Ty

[inland jackal]

Censorship is rampant in Australia.

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F5SaddWaYAASH4-?format=png&name=small

@eager igloo

[pastel quartz]

Its funny how your government is so politically correct but actual australians are like the furthest you could possibly get from politically correct

[weak jackal]

how'd you get exiled in the 8 hours i was asleep

[inland jackal]

I know right? Literally banned Tyler the creator

[weak jackal]

tyler more like

byler

[surreal smelt]

Build a class of lower class slaves overseen by a citizen class of professional soldiers. Enact terror upon the slaves, make the hunting and killing of a slave a sort of rite of passage for the youth. Subjugate your neighbors, face a sharp population decline of citizens, raise slaves to citizen status to bolster your army. Eventually get weakened to the point you are defeated by neighboring factions. Be remembered as some of the best warriors on the Rimworld for millenia to come.

[inland jackal]

Fr

[pastel quartz]

Howd you manage to care about pixels on yer screen

[weak jackal]

easy, i open my heart to love and joy

[inland jackal]

My guy have you been on twitter?

[surreal smelt]

Build Rimsparta

[pastel quartz]

Sounds pretty boring

[inland jackal]

Fr

[pastel quartz]

No. I have a life.

[inland jackal]

Just have your heart filled with hate like the rest of us you peice of shit.

[weak jackal]

nu uh

[inland jackal]

Mmm... I doubt that

[weak jackal]

finger waggle

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[pastel quartz]

I have a close approximation of a life

At least

[inland jackal]

Fair enough

[pastel quartz]

Good luck

I killed them already

[inland jackal]

There's still your dad because I doubt your dad remained in your life long enough

[pastel quartz]

Actually its because hes my bestie

[weak jackal]

[pastel quartz]

I would never kill him, he actually came back with the milk.

And ciggies

[river robin]

furry pfp
talking about how someone’s dad left
Yeah, that checks out

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/get-dunk-on-buttface-brother-gif-6157504

[inland jackal]

Yeah but I'm a rare kind

[pastel quartz]

Motherless too?

[river robin]

hear that hes a rare pepe

[inland jackal]

My father is actually in my life

[pastel quartz]

Yeah, you visit his house to beg him to talk to you pretty often.

[inland jackal]

Yeah

And it works

[pastel quartz]

When he gives you some acid so you can hallucinate him actually wanting to spend time with you

[river robin]

damn I was just joking but its almost like cultureshock is an unlikable douchebag

[weak jackal]

why are you so mean

don't be mean

[pastel quartz]

Its fun

[weak jackal]

no it isn't

[pastel quartz]

[weak jackal]

its hurtful :(

[pastel quartz]

Yeah not for you

It is for me

[weak jackal]

You could spread joy instead

much more beneficial

[pastel quartz]

Yeah ill do that irl where shit actually matters

[river robin]

That would require him being happy and normal

[weak jackal]

True

self love is the first step to loving others

I was gonna have to water the plants today but it rained

small blessings

[pastel quartz]

Hard to self love when all of yer fuckin emotions are temporary

And fleeting

[tulip ravine]

What the fuck fuck you

[tawdry onyx]

Loving the IL-2's flying overhead at the end ❤️

[tulip ravine]

How did you end up a exile

Again

[river robin]

Being retarded

[weak jackal]

Tossed a pipe bomb in newbies chat

[pastel quartz]

Go fuck yourself

[pastel quartz]

Actually i wasnt active outside of brain fart at all

So idk how i got exile role again

[stone shoal]

Don't diss the goop, you can easily counter it with a good table and a good art statue of Phil sadistically killing toby (aged 14) the Tribal, based on real life events (a raid in 2255).

[tulip ravine]

@stone shoal banzai

[tulip ravine]

Rate the new tune lad

[stone shoal]

Bri'ish music is like Bri'ish Quizzeeen

[pastel quartz]

No.

[tulip ravine]

[stone shoal]

What is this

[tulip ravine]

2 brigades on leave, enemy offensive incoming next few days

[stone shoal]

Squiggle lines

[tulip ravine]

On the western front

WW1 strat game

[stone shoal]

Mild and harmless prank

(Results in the death of 5 people)

[pastel quartz]

Fuck now i want to do that

That sounds funny as fuck

[weak jackal]

[pastel quartz]

Just dropping a bunch of wasps on people

[stone shoal]

Wild example of the Discord Edgelord

[river robin]

It’s cringe

Don’t encourage it by giving it attention. Just ignore

[weak jackal]

What's cringe?

[pastel quartz]

“I want to drop wasps on people because its funny”
Ohhhh so edgy

[stone shoal]

Poking and prodding him is how we get him banned again

[river robin]

Fair

[pastel quartz]

Youre assuming that what im looking for is attention and not just an idle conversation

[river robin]

hehe wouldn’t it be funny to hurt a bunch of people hehehe
oh I’m not edgy, that’s not edgy!
Shittiest take I’ve ever seen.

[stone shoal]

Homie missed the (results in the death of five people) remark and still wants to go through with it

[pastel quartz]

Its not hurting people thats funny its just the thought of literally hundreds of people freaking out over some wasps

[stone shoal]

They touch your butthole in jail, you know that right

[pastel quartz]

Its such a vivid and ridiculous image

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/ps2-yakuza-kiryu-kazuma-kiwami-gif-25762669

[stone shoal]

Needs to be trying on different suits

[livid pond]

different suits?? in this economy?

[stone shoal]

Unless Yakuza is set in an alternative universe, pretty sure this dude is in the 1980's

Besides he's Prime Yak, he's good for it

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-radar-gif-26553049

[stone shoal]

🤓

Wait, even better

🤝 🤓

[mint mist]

that reminds me of u

idk why

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1049450932913573948/1084343096642383922/caption.gif

[plain granite]

Unfortunate

[surreal smelt]

It's all I feed my colonists, I tend to focus on effeciency. Corn is the easiest to grow and you don't need to cook nutrient paste, meaning you minimize waste while freeing up labor for other tasks. I don't sell organs or anything like that because it's wasting a perfectly good laborer, plus running things effectively means I can afford not to. Add in a hearty helping of cognative dissonance and my colonies tend to run pretty well. Except now I have 3 colonists and 15 slaves, so I've been having issues with them mentally breaking down or rebelling. But I killed their brothers and wives last month so they should be over it by now.

[stone shoal]

I tend to organ harvest because there's a limit to how many slaves you can really control per warden at a time

[surreal smelt]

Anyway, I had to recruit 2 of the slaves and I'm thinking of recruiting a few more to keep the others in check

[stone shoal]

I have 0 idea how you have 15 slaves without a single mass riot

Though maybe it's my mods too

[surreal smelt]

I have riots, but some of the mods I use add concealable turrets and the ability to rig up a room so it can be filled with tear gas. Riot breaks out and I pump gas into the barracks until they are all incapacitated. Outside of the barracks there are turrets, and past that I have my dude with a grenade launcher

So add chemical warfare to the list of warcrimes

[stone shoal]

Is it technically chemical warfare if it's knock out gas?

Like if you die from it maybe, I guess. But really it's the gas that corrodes your body from the inside that's really warcrime material

[surreal smelt]

I think one of the options for the mod rots away people from the inside, but I just use the one that blinds people

You know I wanted to be a cowboy rancher this playthrough, right? But things spiralled out of control quickly

[inland jackal]

Such is life

[surreal smelt]

At some point it turned from a rootin tootin cowboy protecting his cattle from rustlers into a power armored psychopath locked in a fortress with 15 or so impid tribals he took as slaves.

The only thing that makes it slightly justified is that they were captured trying to raid my homestead

But, yeah.

[pastel quartz]

lochness cat

[devout hull]

lochness monster might have been a whale dick

[high pike]

Idc about any of that

[devout hull]

what about this?

[high pike]

Yeah that’s cool

[stone shoal]

[high pike]

Don’t worry about that

Ik, that’s between us ok

Pls

💛

[stone shoal]

|| Does he know? ||

[glad carbon]

[high pike]

I do, and im afraid

You’re always watching

[devout hull]

Look man, if you want to get succed so bad I can hook you up.

[high pike]

You or someone else

[toxic sundial]

I get that reference

[stone shoal]

I don't
Tell me this reference

[toxic sundial]

I'd prefer to not get banned

[stone shoal]

I would ask for DMs

of this meatball moment

[glad carbon]

Look up British word for meatball

[stone shoal]

I thought it was the italian word

[devout hull]

Wow, I thought the only synonym was a bundle of sticks.

The More You Know.

[stone shoal]

Don't look up British Slang at 4 A.M

[toxic sundial]

It has to do with a certain skin color of people not being able to make meatballs because of how bad they are, and the video recorder is joyed at this

[glad carbon]

Oh that one

I don't understand the stereotype

[toxic sundial]

Well you see racism is inherently nonsensical

[glad carbon]

Anyone can make meatballs, it's literally just fried shape of ground beef

[devout hull]

Racism is great.

[glad carbon]

Maybe with bread crumbs and stuff

[devout hull]

All my homies are racist.

[stone shoal]

I have never heard this in my life.

[toxic sundial]

The background of that meme is a screenshot of the video

[stone shoal]

You could just as easily say "Okay tastebud impaired individual" every time someone of color complains about someone of a lack of color food

[devout hull]

Is this the same thing as how some people are really good at differentiating between similar colors but bad with more contrasting colors?