#🎪bruh-fart
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yeah well I'm sorry If I'm not that good at math
gooder nighter
Isn’t Klaipeda on the coast (I am not Lithuanian)
mri fish WARNING: Very graphic
neither am i, just googled 
WHO SUMMONED ME
no the imperial system is just ass
use cm

I just said gooder nighter stop yelling 
Metric system gang rise up
asking for prayers for fish cancer to be cured
okay back to sleep then :3
Night night
hi dad;3
the gif has russian flag colors.
demoted.
Imperial > anything else.
i'm an inch off of it roughly so i can honestly say it's not interesting.
go back to your room
i am in my room
mods, how much longer am i confined to Brainfart? 
back to brainfart
do NOT expect the imperial system to make any sense
Hello my good freaks and idiots ❤️
Finally, meowmachine went soft.
hi ivab
hallo Iban
hiii i love u
free my boi Leka, he dindu nothin
2 MONTHS.
why?
No clue man most of my summers i always just visit kaunas, but it was basically to look after sweet grand mama and grand papas land and maybe an occasional stroll in laisvas saleja or however you spell it im rusty
height is overvalued
hello ivan!
i dindu nothin, we wuz kaangz man
free my boy Leka is based
all you need it GIRTH
Meth
i am a wide man
cocaine
jesus
Whats HRT?
it's permament
hormone threatment
omg crystal hi
crumbe of coke
Ohh
this is what being respected looks like
omg haiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ;3
hi hi meow hi
hruuu?
lobve you habibi
i hope this doesnt cause a fallout between us, fallout new vegas
@pastel quartz Are you still exiled to brainfart? LMAOO
likewise
@stone blade hey hey
hihi
@pastel quartz haiiiiii ;3 i love uuu1!
damn that one did numbers
hiiiii
being slightly taller than average is kinda just a nothing burger that people overthink, it's literally just being able to reach slightly higher stuff by like, an extra couple inches. it's super boring honestly. it doesnt have much tangible benefit for a (usually) pretty negligible downside of being more noticeable in a crowd. until you hit heights like 6 foot 8 and taller it's totally nothing and doesnt do jack.
damn
haiiiiiiii
sounds kinda sad now
guys, i found a very weird ,,bug'' in Gamma about framerate. Apparently every time i launch the game for the first time, my framerate drops to 30, but as soon as i tweak the grass slider just a little bit and restart the game with saved changes, the framerate goes back to normal. Anyone else have this issue?
I got you gimme a drop location I got 10mL vials
Should have not gotten exiled.
can confirm
I love ireoceand
Me too. If I'm gonna change my graphics my fps will drop to 30-40
I don't know what thing exactly do this
this is brainfart
not gamma
the ACTUAL benefits you'd see that can be vaguely related to being taller (for men) are stuff like muscle mass, bone density, physical strength, et cetera. however thing is, it isnt even height related, it's other genetics completely unrelated for the most part..
lmao imagine needing a ladder to reach a shelf
no no, literally nothing else, just slide the grass density a bit and it goes back to normal, its very funny 
wtf? where is that?
@heavy peak unfart this man so he can go to #╰⚡fps-optimisation
i see
You're decreasing or increasing it?
Fucked up heart though known a lot of tall fellers with tired hearts
i am a man of great girth and endurance just like my mama
ping josta
he farted on him
and if you're TOO tall then you run into problems of not fitting in rooms right, hitting your head on shit, if you go to japan you simply cannot exist comfortably indoors, et cetera.
no one dares fuck with the wide man
yes
i agree
i just wanna be topped
the mf is cleepin rn tho 
smh
doesnt matter sometimes up, sometimes down, its only important to use the slider a little bit 
based
💀
unexile my boy Leka, he been exiled for a day
yea, its very weird
tall people are able to be fucked with, LORGE dudes with strong builds are far more threatening. i would know, i often am told i come across as intimidating on first contact due to my build and outwards looks.

this is what happens when you give power to Josta 
literally me
evil
has sam hyde pfp
gonna just pass this comment by for now, and revisit it at a later date.
it is what it is
Slytherin
So
?
hogwards!
finally somebody understood the joke
he can't keep getting away with it
True, weather your 5ft6 or 6ft11, both get killed by a sawed off shotgun the same
people tell me i look like jeffery dahmer and a few joke that i do roids
no, that is Semjuel Hajdovic, Serbian freedom fighter
which is a good combo
what is your plan?
the film dahmer, not the real one
goals 
i've been told i have certain facial expressions when i talk that involve my eyes opening wider that apparently look like Charles Manson's crazy eyes.
18 and still a virgin
join the club. 22 here.
nice
i set a card face down, i end my turn
how?
he meant hes a 22 yo virgin
wdym how? 
it so joever for you. not for me though, i'm still 21
why are you mf still virgins
i still wonder how people can live like this but i guess i could ask myself the same question
building Exodia 
that said it lends itself VERY well with my acting skills to be able to portray a fucking psychopath very well.
fatherless behaviour
i have better things to worry about than women
Autism
this
i know
then why ask
Delight bulli as usual
i wonder how
its not weird to be a virgin at 18, your time will come kings, dont worry 
i mean common its not that hard
lmao
lmfao even
what? this is a xyz deck
lmfao
thats not how it goes, you should fuck bitches, and then find out wemen are a waste of time. You skipped the fuck bitches part
i don't care for easy lays and herpes, little german boy
great, i try to be comforting to these mfs and get laughed at
by being a virgin? just dont chase bitches

go back to your weed cave
I'm chasing life goals
it's honestly a matter of perspective imo. seeing virginity as inherently a thing to be ashamed of is dumb. i aint looking to whore myself out to the nearest slut, yknow? i wanna actually have it matter and save it for someone i actually care about, which i honestly havent found anyone i give a shit enough about to have sex with yet.
he fucks men, like men do
i mean being virgin at 18 is a normal thing
simp. is that why u gay?
🤮
all virgins will laugh at this because they think having sex is some kind of a social status
thats what i said, and they go ,,lmfao''
fml
...actually. same
Because I'm grinding out to get my first 100k.
kinda. yes
the most normal age fr
maybe thats why they are virgins in the first place? 
maybe even ULTRAgay


this. lotta people see virginity as a bad thing to have when it's far better to save that card for when you get with a person who treats you right.
the only person i have met that has lost his virginity at 18 or before was my brother
hi wor
and he's a real social person
Just go to the bar with a fake wedding band. Some desperate 45 year old woman will be by to handle your problem ASAP.
lost mine at 14
real.
exactly, I don't get people who want to speedrun having sex 
bro you got violated
how old was she?
that's the real question right there.
bro when i was 18 i was still playing with Legos 
inb4 a cougar
was it a she
based
nuh uh, she was 16 but i told her i am older and she believed it. Was together with her for 3 years
i miss school
no balls
@weary kindle free my boy @pastel quartz
nobody said that you couldn't play with legos in your free time when you're 18
Hi
eh, good.
because he got fucked over by another user who improperly told him on how to install this bitch
helping on killing himself
Ahhh i remember my first time...dropped the soap
yes..
oui i can't install this
i am the rizzler not a fucking molesting victim
Hello Ivan
bro how? im borderline retarded and installed it easily 
literally even a good french how to install guide video exists
mf can't even follow that xD
Ou La Laaa 😭
some people don't read

je t'aime
He’s French, his country spent more than two centuries trying to install a Republican form of government
best french
u have no idea how much retards are in support
Dreamybull with baguette video 
hello everynyan
french people will always be funny
i suck at baguette. sorry :3
oh my gah
but american people will always be weird on the internet
i prefer americans over frenchies
this was purposely written to anger americans
USA USA USA
I'd suck a baguette
good
only good thing to come out of France is Napoleon 
You're right, but at least we are somewhat likeable.
This is far more than any Frenchman can claim
i mean. if you want to...
people who set a "too old" age to do an enjoyable hobby activity like legos should be publicly hanged IMO. let people have fun like a kid now and again, adult life is pain, and if you cant let people have childish fun then you're a piece of shit and should die alone and hated by all those around you.
Man i love french food, the crystal meth is my fave 
baguette is a slang for a french man with a long dick
Yes I do, it is a fact 
based
chad comment
AYO?
i hope there's butter on it
that shit can get expensive tho
Gex
Gex
Gex
guys isnt it summer nwo|?
gay sex
now?
aw man
nope we left summer
ever since i was a child i was feeling adventurous and curious and i still do until now
we did????
summer ends when september starts, change my mind
i lost the ability to be happy at 17
Every father who finally gets legos for his kids knows what's up 
may i know why?
Sex, ENTER THE SECKO
Wake me up when September ends 
Turkish politics
yikes
OOF
ok
callendar
damn let me find it, where'd you last put it?
Then you might wanna go find it. It's kind of important
in your mom Kjjjdjsdhjksdjsd
every dad who spent some time playing with toys alongside his children inevitably has a moment akin to that danny devito gif
XDDDDD
it had to happen
lately i've been getting a lot better both physically and mentally
yayyyy!!!!!

been going back to school and everything
wwo
i wanna go back to school damnit
been getting stronger and all that
nice
going to school as an adult is much better than as a teenager fr
👍
nice bro
this shit is so much more endurable now that i know how shit the working life is
are other peopel also ur age?
so ur an outcast
no
how do you know tf
i get along with everybody
i think inner strength is also some kinda thing that we need in this world to survive. to just. withstand the weight of the world that lays of every our shoulders
social interaction isn't hard
maja the fucking mind reader
yeah ur cute tho, sot hats different
more like a respected person, thats how it was for me
but maja!!! you're cute too!
telling a man as a man that he's handsome is not gay its being a friend
play disco elysium bro
you'll understand when you finish it
make way for the grandpa 
what is that?
a game
what is it about?
I tell men that they're hot 
You're hot and have a big dick
i'm not that old, in brainfart standarts i'm a grandpa but @solar obsidian aswell
you are a guy trying to solve a murder case and you are also a possibly recovering drug abuser
YOU'RE hot and have a big dick
@abstract path
it's one of those game you gotta go in blind for the full experience
Thank you kldjsdjkjsdkjghdzdzjdk
you can spend the entire game saying the most communist thing possible in every single dialogue, read communist books, show sympathy for the revolution, etc. and when you finally meet the most communist person in the game he just calls you a liberal

that's already alot to handle for a beginning i have to say
im not! im a zoomer!
I'm logging off
it sounds overwhelming but it's a good game
bye bye
Just like real life
and that's real crazy
i believe that
literally me, opening up brainfart
can i send gay tf2 kissing @solar obsidian ??
fuck no
Prove it, post tiktok account
do you want to fuck with maja?
yeah
anyways, im off to play some Gamma too, ping me when im released from this cesspool
it's the best story driven game i have ever played
and it's a fucking point and click adventure
uhhh
last time it got deleted tho-
then no
awwwwwwwwww
Busted
so like plants versus zombies? : D
💀
DISCO INFERNO
nuh uh, i like them tik toks, i subscribed to the npc tiktok
exactly like plants vs zombies
literally the same game
yes!!
The what?
i love putting guns against.. communists!! and waiting for my.. political power o grow to get more guns
But Karl Marx portrait
huh
Free manpower
Communism hater?
no
after playing disco elysium i strive to be more like the protagonist John Disco
Yea
we are just talking about
disco elysium being the same as plants vs zombies
of course
i even practiced The Expression
🤝
in disco if you have the thought "indirect modes of taxation" you get money every time you say something ultraliberal
🤝
i didnt ask
wait. why?
@pastel quartz you're free to go
once I played disco once I’ve never been able to replay it
Damn you really showed him
LETS GOOOOOOO
thanks
I didn't know I need permission to say something
WE WIN THESE
you dont
what the fuck is that german xqc
only
ones know
the less you know the better you sleep
skibadee skibadanger
so like
Hi Yakub's most caucasian creation Hi Crystal meth
hi catboii
Fuck off
It's not scary It's just loud
@abstract path all i can say, if you decide to play disco elysium, is that you should absolutely listen to the schizo voice in your head
Hi Furio Hi Delight
that black blonde npc and that soldier shaking his ass
or just do what i want
If I did I would’ve downloaded ultrakill
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh im bored
that too
hi bored
you need to P rank every level...ooooohhh
Man what in God's name are you talking about?
read Potop
Aquire knowledge
hell nah
assemble lektury
Delete some files?
i wass less ADHD in school than i am right now, and i couldnt read it then, especially now
delete starfield
work out
Anyone knows some cool Post apo books?
i need 240gb for starfield, and i dont have that space on ym desk at all
finished metro and im bored
even if id delete stuff
It does look pretty mid
Fuck AAA games
Starfield is 240 Gb?! Holy shit!
i wont play it alone
no, its 140
her and him
or hollow knight
or dead cells
best for boredom
are there any useful units in sc2 beside sassadin and crossbowmans
she is cringe he is funny
Or rimworld
or noita
im too bad in rimworld
that's the difference
Stronghold Crusader 2? I only played the first because 2 has too good graphics
Seen him shitposted here, what did she do?
aha
npc
shes the patient zero of those npc tiktoks
that sounds boring af
try slaves then
what about cossaks war?
burning is the best
Cossacks 3 the game?
Okay, that's still unreasonable, but it's a reasonable amount of unreasonable
it's pretty old
Okay, I believe you are a zoomer. I don't think I even want to know what an NPC tiktok is
OMGGG yayyyyyy theres long drive in roblox
Those fuckers were under control off CHMIELNICKI
🤝
You convinced me
tiktoks?What are tiktoks?
Rzeczpospolita moment
Is that some clock thing
Congratulations young man
Rzeczpospolita obojga narodów moment
yes..exactly

oh well
ive heard that girls put their ass in it and there are family guy episodes next to some GTA V parkour shit
coems
oh. dear god
based cat
agree
dont fuck the whales
John Mcafee did it
yes
yes
he fucked a whale while hiding from the US government
weee the long driv
welp
ew desert
imma play some monopoly
that's a long drive
anyone wanna join?
Im going to be a corrupt banker
and download order and chaos
hwo can i even join u @lyric horizon
Ill be a banker and i will charge you for breathing
Love John McAfee's Far Cry villain arc. RIP Legend
was he the one who made the antivirus?
Broo
they made an antivirus based off farcry
how cool
He made the first anti virus software
called mcafee?
but it's shit now and they kept his name out of spite
listening to the horse with no name on background while driving in a busted down cadillac is the vibiest thing
He sold it and before his death he recommended no one use it because the new owners made it terrible
I remember when MalwareBytes or some shit fucking installed a yahoo search bar to my IE 8.0
It is essentially malware now
MALWAREBYTES INSTALL YAHOO?
THATS WHY
ZoneAlarm best antivirus
Idk this was years ago
Yeah
and windows defender cant protect it
Skill issue ig man

emission detected! Take cover now?
shouldn't have downloaded san andreas through that discord link
you chose: No, UNCLENCH THEM CHEEKS BOAH
Yeah, he fled to South America and started hiring a bunch of private security.
Then got arrested and died in prison
Didn’t bro schizopost on Twitter before he kicked it
yes
A ton
He had a tattoo that he would never kill himself
But then again he was also arrested by the fed and then died under mysterious circumstances in prison.
So maybe not that schizo after all?
maybe
My sleep sch is so fucked cuz too much gamma
Fr
I can see myself putting a good 1k hours into this game
a whole army of zombies taken down by only one axe and no armor
that used to be like one and a half year ago i think
This is one of the few games where at 200h you are still a rookie
EZ
Yeah I don’t think I’ll stop considering myself one until I’ve disabled BS on an Ironman run
Who knows when thatll be
no. the game just fucks you in the ass every second you breathe too heavy
Im starting mortal sin with a nosorog, but dogs still fuck me up
After ill finish the storylines
imma start invictus
:)
which is more then enough of a reason to make your iron man run into a 1 minute run

this is my experiance of it
but i love it anyway
also godspeed and good luck
good question
i once survived 30 minutes
what agme are ut alkign aobut
dont start the last dawn missions at the beginning
what do you think
What is invictus…lol
easiest way to die
idk???
gamma
gamma has zombies?
ya
there's psy zombies
sir, you're referring to people that ask questions in newbies chat right?
Hello chat
your save gets automatically deleted once you've died 2 times or more, depending on the setting you've chosen in the loadout screen
i need a medic bag
this
Welp im never making it out of rookie village then
i just wanna try an normal ironman run
i once made it through
you just need to be SUPER. DUPER. quiet
they will hear the slightest voice whispering
or too loud movement
Fucking dogs I stg
most likely environmental
dying in stalker is more of a lesson than anything else
pseudodog by the road to garbage:
like, just have a laugh and a pint, then try again
a math problem where the main problem is your skill
i love learning and suffering
so this is one thing i love to do
Phenomenal
man, after coming home from the barracks for my 1.5 day of free time I wanna play gamma
but it takes 1 whole day to download and install
you can play and then update it overnight
i love placing c4s on the way of my teammates
yeah
January will be great
I'll be out in the field digging frozen ground and marching in -12 degrees without going home
entering from Garbage to cordon
the game loads
there is a chimera in the same room with you
skill issue
can't wait!
i love placing a 3 second detonatet improvized explosive composed something on the ground before the chimera walks into it
onliest thing you COULD do is RUN
at least I get to shoot an AK and PKM
Grab tourist safari and you have meat shields ezpz to deal with the dogs
their not that great. really
If this ever happens I’m shidding myself
at least with the AK they don't notice if I don't clean it since it functions the same
I slightly graze the bren 2 and I have to disassemble and clean it
i was in the swamps and there were two chimeras
Something something, delight if he was turkish, I dont know if anybody will understand this, something something
couldn't kill both
Swamps is open space tho u can just AD to hearts content
jelly surrounded with choco
AD?
turkish delight
my AK is so loose the dust cover could probably be dropped on it and it would click into place
i never managed to kill a chimera with an axe nor a knife
take speed
but in CoP i managed to kill every mutant with a knife
so that's a win
even a poltergeist
which i must say...they are annoying as fuck
It doesn't make it better that gamma even added 2 extra poltergeists
what mutant is in your oppinion the hardest to kill with a knife?
controller
and get him with a knife how?
stay behind cover
when you see a part of his body peak, you stab
Dont underestimate crystal meth, fella was trained in londonese knife defence
damn
hiiiii
Dawg
U crazy lmao
I just let ‘em eat my deag
I think a snork would be a very tough thing to stab
snork hardest chimera easiest
They have these armor plates on sections of their back as well apparently
for me a chimera is hard because they turn so fast in gamma
in CoP it was no problem-
i didn't know that
talking about this really makes me wanna hunt mutant with an axe again
man. imma focus on my room and some music
yall have a good day.
Its insane yeah, when you shoot them as well you can see sparks occasionally flinging off so those are the armored bits
we're cooking
Theyre just overall horrifying things

Okay so, 5 mins to ask what you want to ask cuz then im charging my phone
how big is ur shoe size?
are you gay?
Normally 42-42,5 but here only their 41 fit me
Hi Dutyer
I do like men
Hello cat
do u have a soldier boyfriend?
No
soldierless
do you plan on making one?
Maybe
a straight greek/polish hybrid? Impossible
Based pfp, by the way. Love the way fallout desert ranger uniforms look.
Shit
"Dutyer"
joins military
likes men

have you gotten the mug achievement lmao
never thought he would join duty irl
Took “lucky barrel” too far
and its a turkish cat
congrats u won the homophobic cat
Thats heterochromia
no shit 😄
no thats homophobia
u must have mistake it bro :SDA:SF
#goals
to be one of them watching ?
light work no reaction
yes
wevy nice and gay
look at this silly cat
I'm dying 
why do cats look like psychopaths
like this one looks like he wiped a village off of the map in vietnam
literally i have 5 ribs broken and i watched that video it hurts to laugh but worth it lol

Because they are? Fuckers kill rats and birds for sport
my retards have hard time catching a lizard that doesnt even try to run away speak for your cats lol
Hey man, just dont get defective cats
they be cute tho they are scottish
its a shame they dont meow scottish tho
-OH NO! WIFE, THERE'S A ROBBER IN OUR HOUSE! QUICK! WHERE'S THE GUN?!
-It's my purse, love.
-Dear god... I'll never find it in time

Turns out someone did try our door last night
We’ve got it on camera 
And I know them 
Keep yourself safe 
p!avatar @fallow trellis
p!avatar @mint mist
i didnt know ti was so ugly on closeup
haiii;3
p!invert @mint mist

waaaaaaaaah im bored
which one do i paly
p!implode @mint mist
oh god
p!invert @pastel quartz
what
ohw tf
i thought his pfp was some creepy wood forst shit or smth
i didnt look that deep into it
help meeeee
@edgy abyss

Baldurs Gate 3?
i dont have it downloaded so no
I mean... just do this?
p!implode @pastel quartz
so download it
i dont have space
and if i download it thru [redacted] i need double the space just to isntall it and have it in the same time

none of those issues are my problem
the first rule of [redacted] is you dont speak about [redacted]
what the fuck do languages have to do with anything
random joins a disc server im in
posts sketchy asf dodgy link
some guy goes "wtf is this file it doesnt even load when i try and open it"
mfw this MOTHERFUCKER
darwinism
sure, but not enough to make a difference, you still have to have the first file, while the first file installs the game itself
with that, i wont have space whether i delete languages or not
id have to get rid of every single game just to get bg3
and redownload them after installing the game and deleteing the older files
theres even no choice to get rid of languages..
p!implode @tulip ravine
eh, whatever, im not allowed tos peak about this here either way
you keep asking the same question
How the fuck you run out of space, just delete stuff
yes
when i run out of my room i dont delete. i just buy a new 2TB ssd. i have 17 ssds
wow
i have one ssd, having 500gb
and with only armored core, i have only 210gb left
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mf is either stupid as fuck or rich as fuck
neither but definitely one of those
They are not expensive
You are stupid as fuck
actual hoarder
yeah i know
stupid af i agree
my COLLECTION GROWS
theyre not cheap tho, and 17 of them is a fucking lot of money
true
Over a couple years it’s not
your collection of GARBAGE
HEY. MY 7GB FOLDER OF OUT OF CONTEXT HENTAI SPEECH BUBBLES IS A PRIZED COLLECTION
Yes because I’m not socially inept and ask anyone who is talking at the time how they are
garbage needs to be BURNED not kept
or recycled
why burn it, god it smells liek shit
:(
how are you
good you?
Sound as a pound mate you?
hi
aboslutely amazing to be fair with you, how bout you?
hi how are you
im splendid thansk for asking, how are you
im doing well thanks, how about you?
good thanks and you?
lol
im well :) how are you?
and 20 TB of that is porn i guarantee
try 60

i wonder how much illegal shit you have on these disks then
Hello chat
why has falco and a few other mods changed their names to asian characters
hello chat
They became mingleekunglao69
hello brainfart
hello Godd Howard
join us brother
idk
starfield release
No
perish
@grizzled meadow What the fuck is going on
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
I just get sent to the best channel in the server 
Why
who exiled
Godd Howard
hello Bodd Toward
Godd Howard
Modd Poward
Have you heard of fallout 4
Shut the fuck up Nodd Zoward
Go touch grass then talk to me
BUT LETS DO IT
SO
POLAND
POLAND HISTORY
AFTER 966
AFTER POLAND GOT BAPTISED
No Xodd Ioward





