🎪bruh-fart

[heavy halo]

BITCHASS

[pastel quartz]

he has no life

he'll be here 24/7

[heavy halo]

Ive not heard that word in a minute tbh

[odd sail]

no I mean you

[heavy halo]

Bitchass lmao

[pastel quartz]

i know

[odd sail]

touch concrete

[pastel quartz]

im saying if i come back tomorrow he'll still be here

[odd sail]

you gotta deal with it not fight like a toddler 24/7

[pastel quartz]

this is discord

i dont feel like having any obligations

[odd sail]

n-

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-banned-gif-24526457

[heavy halo]

😨

Vlad u cant say that!

[pastel quartz]

see why i dont want to look at this shit anymore?

[slender rock]

[pastel quartz]

kill me

i need to go back to newbie chat

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/821779746035597403/1140578962297327637/Every_mans_dream_scenario.mp4

[odd sail]

are you the one who posted grok's dick in newbie chat

[pastel quartz]

what

no

[slender rock]

Ammo is expensive and they haven't legally accepted assisted suci*

[pastel quartz]

they have in switzerland

ill go there

[slender rock]

yeah

idk

[pastel quartz]

either switzerland or sweden idk im practically brain dead already

[slender rock]

you'll be fine, sorta

[high meteor]

wait what

what lore have i missed

[slender rock]

can't be anyworse than a braindead californian

🙂

[pastel quartz]

braindead scotsman's gotta be better then, right?

[stone shoal]

♻️

[carmine crown]

That's just a Californian my guy

[slender rock]

compared to majority socal yes,

[heavy halo]

Wtf

[slender rock]

nah only SOCAL is truely braindead

further north you get hippies

or trailer parks

[stone shoal]

All of california is bad

0 exceptions

[carmine crown]

True

[slender rock]

have you lived longer than ten years in the state?

[zealous remnant]

commit sleep

[heavy halo]

Never

I am nocturnal

[pastel quartz]

and its torturing us all

go to fucking sleep

[stone shoal]

I have lived 0 years in the entirety of the United States and I can tell you without any facts or evidence that California is the butt of America and it keeps shitting out the absolute horrors of America without trying, every time.

[pastel quartz]

gta 5 is based on a true story

[slender rock]

until you actually lived in a place and suffered first hand... then you get the ablity to bitch about it

until then

shut the fuck up 🙂

thanks

❤️

[crimson flame]

a friend sent me this starfield screenshot

[zealous remnant]

if you don't sleep, no one will call you cute

[heavy halo]

Gn chat

[pastel quartz]

stop talking to him

[odd sail]

Average Japanese video

[stone shoal]

Why would I go live in a place known for it's poop, insane rent prices on even tiny shitholes, and addicts literally sleeping while standing upright like those horrors from GTFO?

[pastel quartz]

maybe he'll go to sleep then

[zealous remnant]

[carmine crown]

I can't think of a state worse then California, Id rather live in Detroit honestly

[zealous remnant]

i will now procedd to be contrarion

[pastel quartz]

at least in detroit you can always pedal drugs as a side hustle

[slender rock]

I didn't get to choose to live here. I was born here. from the filth

[pastel quartz]

in cali everything is legal

[slender rock]

anywhere in the US you can

but yes

[pastel quartz]

so you cant pedal shit

[slender rock]

👀

[stone shoal]

You truly are bane
"I was born in it! Molded by it..."

[slender rock]

✨

[pastel quartz]

mf really ate rats for 18 years smh

bane i mean

[stone shoal]

You can run but the stench has become you, I understand.

[slender rock]

I mean, a little garlic

[heavy halo]

FUCK

FUCK

IM GONNA FUCKING KMS

[pastel quartz]

little bit of black pepper and kosher salt never hurt right?

[heavy halo]

OJ MY GOD

I WAS STALKING MY EX’S INSTA AND LIKED HIS PICTURE

[stone shoal]

Stream- No, don't do that.

[slender rock]

oh don't forget the thyme

[heavy halo]

IM ACTUALLY SO FUCKING MAD

[slender rock]

you fucked up

delete profile

[stone shoal]

Idiort

[slender rock]

become ratperson

[pastel quartz]

delete life

commit die

[odd sail]

retard

[heavy halo]

im literally about

[slender rock]

No you won't

[heavy halo]

like go fucking radio silent on everything

[odd sail]

how many exes do you have

which one

[slender rock]

💀

[pastel quartz]

do it do it do it

[heavy halo]

the one i just broke up with 1 week ago

[zealous remnant]

this is literally no one's fault but your own

[oblique spire]

Which of the 15

[odd sail]

ni-

[heavy halo]

2*

[carmine crown]

What did the troglodyte do?

[pastel quartz]

(theyre all e-relationships)

[heavy halo]

Mistreat me

[oblique spire]

[heavy halo]

And ghost me twice

so i let them leave the 2nd time

[zealous remnant]

twice? lmao

[heavy halo]

Now all their socials are iwishyoustayed

Or imissyousm

[zealous remnant]

imagine letting them back in at all

[odd sail]

salami subway sandwich

[heavy halo]

me when im a good partner and actually try t

[oblique spire]

Live PMC reaction

[heavy halo]

salami subway sandwich

[slender rock]

do I wanna even know?

what that even means

[pastel quartz]

no

[heavy halo]

It means salami subway sandwich

[pastel quartz]

no

[slender rock]

doubtful

[stone shoal]

Meatball subway sandwich

[heavy halo]

Meatball subway sandwich

[crimson flame]

what # is your ex

[slender rock]

[crimson flame]

16?

[stone shoal]

With Jalapeno peppers and spicy cheese for good measure

Fucking A*

[heavy halo]

Wdym #

[slender rock]

fuck it, ghost peppers

[stone shoal]

🥖

[crimson flame]

ex number

[stone shoal]

We don't need that much

[heavy halo]

Let me count

[stone shoal]

Im many things but I'm willing to admit I'm too weak for the spice

[slender rock]

nah we're going to sicko mode

[heavy halo]

Yeah 16

Crying

[stone shoal]

Count with your hands: One, Two

Thirty One, Thirty Two

Fifty, Fifty Five

[slender rock]

lol

[pastel quartz]

pringles can, 9 sponges and a rubber glove

[toxic sundial]

My next birthday I'm finally gonna have to use both hands to count my age!!1!

[crimson flame]

[slender rock]

9 sponges? what?

[ruby minnow]

i will tell people this in my death bed

[crimson flame]

im right

[crimson flame]

thats just how huge her dick is

[zealous remnant]

what an absolute feminine hog

[slender rock]

writes notes

[pastel quartz]

thats how big MY dick is.

[stone shoal]

That's two middle fingers

How does a fish have two hands

[heavy halo]

Whos dick?

[toxic sundial]

@heavy halo

[heavy halo]

Futa?!

[stone shoal]

How does a fish have hands

[slender rock]

ya'll psychlogical profiles are... fucked

[heavy halo]

Me

[slender rock]

[heavy halo]

NOOOO

SAVE IT

[toxic sundial]

[odd sail]

[toxic sundial]

I knew it would hurt you the most

[stone shoal]

My Psychological profile is just a bar that goes down forever tbh

[ruby minnow]

its brainfart everybody has a mental illness

normal people don't come here

[heavy halo]

Does anyone here actually have a mentall illness

[slender rock]

truth

[pastel quartz]

true

[stone shoal]

"GOOD PEOPLE. DONT END UP HERE."

[toxic sundial]

Nuh uh I'm normal and can be trusted with automatic weaponry

[slender rock]

yes

[heavy halo]

What u got

[pastel quartz]

but i dont really have a choice

i just got put here

[stone shoal]

How are you new

Why are you new

[carmine crown]

Because you were not normal

[oblique spire]

Doctor Friedlander's evaluation on every brainfart member

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1142845987073835190/image.png

[ruby minnow]

you got put here because you didn't act normal

[pastel quartz]

i didnt install gamma

[slender rock]

Generalized Anxiety Disorder, and Mild Depression with one Selfharm/admission to 72hr psych hold

[pastel quartz]

so they put me here

[slender rock]

that's not bullshitting either

[stone shoal]

You actual fucking cretin

You buffon

You actual clown of a man

Or woman

[slender rock]

gross

[pastel quartz]

im god

[toxic sundial]

Gamma is love

Gamma is life

[slender rock]

fucking poser

goh

[stone shoal]

You churlish knave thought you could access this paradise without the proper key

[slender rock]

damn

[stone shoal]

Now you're in hell with us

[zealous remnant]

I have nothing to say

[ruby minnow]

i believe that every human on this planet had a mental illness or still has a mental illness

[pastel quartz]

GAD, Tism and anorexia

[toxic sundial]

Idk why you guys say this is hell brainfart is where I get 85% of the memes I repost to my group chats and I'm having a great time

[slender rock]

holy trinity

[toxic sundial]

Y'all are actually funny

[carmine crown]

Autism

[pastel quartz]

I AM GOD

[stone shoal]

Okay, but this is my god.

[slender rock]

I don't think I have the tism, if I do it's one ballhair away from it if anything

[ruby minnow]

the popular Turkish artist

[pastel quartz]

where is gru from despicable me

[stone shoal]

Di di didid ididididdididid diiiiiii diiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[slender rock]

offspring of USMC, so that's probably as bad if not the same

as a tism

[stone shoal]

[slender rock]

RAH RAH crayon

[heavy halo]

Mine are similar

[stone shoal]

His Jeans have been purpose built for warfare

[runic kernel]

Hi Banzai Hi Blur

[crimson flame]

yes my dad did nut in my mom

[toxic sundial]

Holy shit he fat!

Love him

[stone shoal]

Let us gaze upon the individual who's parents ate crayons alongside their child

[heavy halo]

i have bpd (beautiful princess disorder)

[toxic sundial]

[heavy halo]

but also clinical depression

[ruby minnow]

reallll

[heavy halo]

And anxiety

ifs really bad

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-gif-7414252

[heavy halo]

But my depression is horrible

i think i take like 25mg lexapro?

[stone shoal]

Could be worse

Could be autistic

And lazy

[heavy halo]

when the recommended dose is is like 10-20

[urban ocean]

https://twitter.com/TonySneedprano/status/1698052507916800258?t=K6SJoUy5doT-cTuT0odu1Q&s=19

Tony Sneedprano 🤟🇮🇹🥩🍝🍕🤌🦆🐎🍳🥃🖕 (@TonySneedprano)

do they have gabagool in starfield?

Likes

1270

Retweets

172

Twitter · Sep 2, 2023, 7:17 PM

[stone shoal]

At least as an energetic autistic you get to do something with your power

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-james-gandolfini-gabagool-tony-soprano-gif-20757471

[pastel quartz]

(cease all organ function)

[stone shoal]

(Your balls are now disabled)

[tulip ravine]

Unga bunga

[tulip ravine]

(Steals your balls)

[pastel quartz]

(already were )

[dreamy flax]

banzai_samurai rolled a 1-12 dice

🎲 2

[stone shoal]

Fuck, critical ball stealing failure

[tulip ravine]

WHEYYYYYY

I’m still smelling random smells what the actual fuck is going on

[slender rock]

stroke?

[toxic sundial]

Stroke

[stone shoal]

This fool smells the smells of the outside

[pastel quartz]

thats a rumour

[tulip ravine]

Nah I did the test

We good

[pastel quartz]

its more likely to be a brain tumour

[slender rock]

I know, it's fucking HUMOR

[pastel quartz]

ok i have AUTISM

[slender rock]

don't be a shitcunt

AAAAA

[tulip ravine]

But nah I’m all good, sleep deprivation probably isn’t helping to be fair

[pastel quartz]

i need one of those "please be patient i have autism" hats

[heavy halo]

What doe gyatt mean

[tulip ravine]

Oh for fuck sake

[stone shoal]

Can you smell this image?

[heavy halo]

A guy just commented gyatt on my insta

[slender rock]

wtf

[modest barn]

Back again fellas

[zealous remnant]

gyattdamn, god damn

[stone shoal]

What the fuck is Gyatt

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/insane-clown-posse-icp-shaggy2dope-violent-j-whoop-whoop-gif-26345077

is what I see

[tulip ravine]

Gyatt is ass

[heavy halo]

WHATS WRONG WITH ME WHY WOULD HE SAY GOD DAMN 😭

[modest barn]

Got muted earlier, is this power tripping?

[stone shoal]

I have another image of a smiling monkey in a pot of soup

But uh

[zealous remnant]

i imagine it's a compliment albeit quite horny

[heavy halo]

who muted you

[stone shoal]

Probably not wise to post it

[heavy halo]

😨

[zealous remnant]

man's thristy

[odd sail]

man is dehydrated

[heavy halo]

Deleting my post rn

[zealous remnant]

that would be funny

[modest barn]

A mod earlier, everyone was talking about something off topic and we got redirected but somehow I caught all the shit for it

[heavy halo]

all it was was a mirror pic of me

LOL I SHOULD POST

[odd sail]

no

[heavy halo]

“Someone commented gyatt so i deleted my all my post, will be switching accs soon”

[slender rock]

your funeral

[zealous remnant]

a miniscule amount of tomfoolery

[glad carbon]

no

[zealous remnant]

also, shit, i forgot my tea again

[heavy halo]

It’d be funny if i posted that tho

[slender rock]

nah go ahead post, just go insane

[tulip ravine]

Got side tracked in convo anyway It would also explain the random tapping I’ve been hearing for the past hour

[carmine crown]

Oh hell yeah

[zealous remnant]

i hope the leaves weren't steeped for too long

[slender rock]

unhinged mode

[heavy halo]

blur

blur

blur

[slender rock]

demons in the closet?

[heavy halo]

can u buy me candy

[tulip ravine]

Either that or I’ve finally lost the plot entirely

[toxic sundial]

Shit rocks

[slender rock]

I need to buy myself candy wtf

😠

[tulip ravine]

Nah someone just tried the front door I swear to god

[toxic sundial]

Me af:

[tulip ravine]

I’m going to get my shank

[heavy halo]

:((

[slender rock]

baseball their heads in

[modest barn]

This dog died a few years back :((

[toxic sundial]

9mm

[toxic sundial]

Lives on in my heart

[modest barn]

For real

[carmine crown]

4guage slug

[heavy halo]

10mm

[tulip ravine]

My katana is Acquired

[toxic sundial]

Rolling up to your mom's front door in these bad boys

[slender rock]

10mm okay, where'd you learn that

😠 explain

Right goddamn now >:(((

[tulip ravine]

But yeah that’s was actually insane timing

I was just typing about what you said abt demons

[heavy halo]

fallout :3

[tulip ravine]

Next thing I hear the door handle get caught coz it’s locked

[slender rock]

😐 bad

[toxic sundial]

Play fallout new vegas

[slender rock]

You're fired

[heavy halo]

i did

[toxic sundial]

Then play it again

[heavy halo]

NOO

[modest barn]

New Vegas goes hard

[toxic sundial]

New vegas will forever go hard

[modest barn]

Especially modded so it crashes constantly

[toxic sundial]

Can't wait until computers are so advanced new vegas becomes a browser game. I want middle schoolers playing it like how I played Oregon trail in computer class

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1145690123015565342/RDT_20230827_2141406905826949426259315.png

[toxic sundial]

Fuck reshalla

He dies tonight

[oblique spire]

real

[heavy halo]

Guys

Bad news

[modest barn]

I know SPT mod when I see it

[heavy halo]

im not actually a girl… im a cat…

im sorry….

[oblique spire]

I still can't find the SPT mod for the MAAWS

[heavy halo]

The dna test came in…

[oblique spire]

or whatever identical rocket launcher it is in the US' arsenal

[toxic sundial]

102% cat with a 2% margin of error

[modest barn]

Idek how that happens dawg I’m just content with base spt

[heavy halo]

and… it says im 99 perfect cat and 1 percent really fucking stupid

Im sorry…….

[zealous remnant]

not a girl
well, we kinda guessed as much

[modest barn]

Too bad I already have a cat gf

[modest barn]

Especially on discord

[heavy halo]

😨

[oblique spire]

Base SPT does kinda get boring ng;

[heavy halo]

Brainfart dwellers with gf?

Chat can we fact check this

[toxic sundial]

Girls don't exist. There are men and there are ribs

[heavy halo]

Wtf are ribs

what does that mean

[toxic sundial]

Read the bible heathen

[modest barn]

So true

So real!

[heavy halo]

Thats gonna go so hard out of context

[oblique spire]

Heading to factory

gonna get that fucking drug injector

[toxic sundial]

I'm going to fucking kill you

[heavy halo]

😨

[oblique spire]

Good luck

[carmine crown]

Nice gimp mask

[oblique spire]

I've got a VOG-25 ready with your name on it

[heavy halo]

STOP

[oblique spire]

[toxic sundial]

8.5 fuckshot chambered

[heavy halo]

BRO

[modest barn]

I got KS-23 flashbang rounds with your head,eyes written on them

[heavy halo]

I HOPE YOU TURN INTO

[carmine crown]

We already knew

[oblique spire]

I'll peak around the corner, fire a 40mm at your general vicinity before you can even see me because desync

[modest barn]

Bro is chilling so hard

Guys

[zealous remnant]

in case he acts up again

[modest barn]

Guys

[heavy halo]

Fr fr

[heavy halo]

Nose

Sniff sniff

Smelli alert

Its you

[modest barn]

Rate this car

[carmine crown]

Toyota?

[toxic sundial]

9/10 not fat enough

[zealous remnant]

yeah, you
showerless

[heavy halo]

10

[heavy halo]

😨

[toxic sundial]

I shower 8 times a day

[modest barn]

He is 20 pounds bruh

[heavy halo]

i shoeered like

[modest barn]

He does not get much fatter

[heavy halo]

A week ago

Thats good

Right?

[toxic sundial]

Stinky

Gross

[modest barn]

Clean your room nasty

[toxic sundial]

Launch you into the sun

[modest barn]

I bet you got 5 day old cups in your room

[heavy halo]

Would you rather i use my neighbors shower and get peeped on again?

he said the bathroom door doesnt lock cuz its broken

Yeah… rigjt…

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346250610020057088/1147753766771240961/videoplayback_1_1.mp4

[heavy halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346250610020057088/1147753766771240961/videoplayback_1_1.mp4

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346250610020057088/1147753766771240961/videoplayback_1_1.mp4

[heavy halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346250610020057088/1147753766771240961/videoplayback_1_1.mp4

[modest barn]

Catposting time

[toxic sundial]

Gonna exercise a demon with my faith and this 12 Gauge I found

[oblique spire]

[modest barn]

Cat posting hours

Jaboobies returns let’s fucking go

[zealous remnant]

LESS GOOOOOOOOOOOO1

@upper axle

[upper axle]

why would you pay money for a door stop is my question. they're really dead simple to make with a spare chunk of 2 by 4 and a hand saw

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-25090491

[zealous remnant]

ok but counterpoint this is @heavy halo we are talking about

[toxic sundial]

Bro can hear thoughts

[oblique spire]

Me when a 4 man walks past in Tarkov and i accidently move and my PMC spins around really loudly

[zealous remnant]

i have my doubts @heavy halo has a bandsaw to make them

[upper axle]

i acknowlege your statement and am deigning to not comment on it out of a desire to not sling shit.

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26367573

[upper axle]

i mean, imagine needing a bandsaw to make a door stop.

[modest barn]

I can hear cockroaches skittering away from me I keep my damn volume so high in Tarkov man

[carmine crown]

Man... can you make an acception for 5,11

[modest barn]

I be walking out of firefights with my ears ringing and it’s totally worth it because I can hear the guy from 50 yards away

[slender rock]

brother giving himself hearing damage in fucking Tarkov

[modest barn]

But I’m walking out of the raid with my gear and balls intact

[slender rock]

vs getting hearing damage from live audio and being near a drumkit when I was volunteering

lol

[modest barn]

Lol

[zealous remnant]

i still have my doubts about her owning a saw

[heavy halo]

And why would i randomly being a doorstop to shower

Ill just wait till its done

Their doing electrical wiring anywyas

So its pm completed

[slender kayak]

what game

[heavy halo]

They’re just fixing the light switches

[upper axle]

needed materials for a door stop:
like a dollar worth of cheap wood, probably the scraps of a 2 by 4 lumber piece from something else would be the most efficient
a pencil
a straight object for drawing lines such as a ruler
a hand saw you can find for like 12 bucks at literally any hardware store.

[modest barn]

Bro those saws suck ass

[slender rock]

Community supermodded version of Rainbow Six: Black Thorn

[upper axle]

yea but they work

[slender kayak]

interesting

[slender rock]

its on moddB

[modest barn]

I HATE them saws do yourself a favor and buy one of them things that corporals corner uses

[odd sail]

homophobic dog is back

[upper axle]

i never said it was gonna be pretty, or the saw was good, i said it's cheap and works.

lol

[modest barn]

Fair

[carmine crown]

Gotta get one of these

[upper axle]

obviously if you're doing any kind of actual carpentry or in depth projects get good tools

[modest barn]

Those are okay if you can cut things perfectly

[heavy halo]

I actually have a saw

Like that

Somewhere in my room

[slender rock]

https://www.moddb.com/mods/rainbow-six-black-ops-20

[heavy halo]

idk why but i do

[modest barn]

In your room⁉️⁉️⁉️

[upper axle]

that's a hacksaw, sir. those are for metal and/or pvc piping.

[modest barn]

Bro is insane

[heavy halo]

Yeah a hacksaw

For metal

[carmine crown]

Still a saw, and will cut wood.

[toxic sundial]

[heavy halo]

Not rlly

i would know

[high pike]

this looks cool

[modest barn]

Do NOT try and use steel as body armor

[zealous remnant]

coping saw

[modest barn]

Steel is not real body armor

[heavy halo]

Guys i did NOT chop up the body of my ex

[high pike]

is it like cry of fear level? or find the freeman?

also

[odd sail]

czechia got the +420 international code

[slender kayak]

Do I have to own the game to play this

[high pike]

Le Balls

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-weed-joint-marihuana-gif-18002627

[slender rock]

no

[heavy halo]

Do NOT ask why i have a hacksaw

And a shocel

[slender rock]

Nope

[heavy halo]

And a hammer

[upper axle]

dubious. trust me, it doesnt work nearly like you think. wood is fibrous and the teeth of the hacksaw become gummed up easily when cutting wood with it

[toxic sundial]

Works fine. Add fiberglass strike face and ceramic tiles

[slender rock]

it's standalone

[zealous remnant]

sus, sounds like what one would say

[slender kayak]

I'll give it a try then, looks good

[high pike]

so its bad? good? mid? shid?

[heavy halo]

i would never kill my ex for breaking up with me

guys im serious

[slender rock]

has all the missions of rainbow six 1998 to the missions in korea pack

[heavy halo]

dont ask why i have a hacksaw garbage backs ducttape a shovel and hammer and gloves in my closet

[upper axle]

this is the point you should cut the joke off, meowmachine.

[heavy halo]

I did not hide his body in a well.

[toxic sundial]

I don't have work tomorrow

[young fulcrum]

Haha CUT the joke off

[slender rock]

It's good, and is a childhood game I used to play all the time when I was smoll

[toxic sundial]

Or the day after

[upper axle]

ha!

[odd sail]

so funny guys

[heavy halo]

WHAT IS THAT

[high pike]

you had a pc as a kid?

[toxic sundial]

[high pike]

rich man i c

[slender kayak]

@slender rock is there a riot shield that I can use

[carmine crown]

Hacksaw over a flimsy saw everyday, but those are for cavemen. Just buy one of these for 80$

[slender rock]

had a few, learned out to build pcs because of having a few random towers

[upper axle]

that plushie has experienced true horror. my money's on it's owner humps it at night

[heavy halo]

Growing up i had a nintendo 2ds

i loved it

[slender rock]

Nope

[slender kayak]

damn

will still try it

[heavy halo]

Till i broke the screen hindges

[modest barn]

I had a computer when I was a kid too, I could only run space cadet pinball and Rainbow Six Black Thorn on it

[zealous remnant]

windows 94

[young fulcrum]

Fuck I didn't study

[slender kayak]

but the optimal breach and clear experience for me is being pointman with a comically sized shield

[odd sail]

i had the unsupervised internet access since the age of 4

[heavy halo]

No consequences whatsoever

[modest barn]

Totally not mental consequences

[zealous remnant]

with those, uhhhhh, reader rabbit games and Where on Earth Is Carmen Sandiego tower of babel game

[odd sail]

i only played flash games online

[high pike]

thats whats braught us all here tonight

[odd sail]

and did not deviate

[modest barn]

Definitely will not impact your upbringing

[odd sail]

and then i discovered a site of "hacked" flash games

[high pike]

innocents lost

[young fulcrum]

How to raise a well adjusted member of society 101

[heavy halo]

Me n who

[modest barn]

:3

[upper axle]

personal preference here, but i honestly dont like that variety for most applications. for handheld power saws i prefer the smaller reciprocating saws or the handheld circular saws depending on type of cut needed for most wood based projects.

[heavy halo]

:3

[high pike]

gotta run before 4you can walk sometimes you know

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/329759787896012802/1147656944581091488/F4_X0xGWQAAWjDC.jpg

[upper axle]

they walked into that goofy infinite ikea creepypasta

o no

[modest barn]

SCP 3008 scared me visiting IKEA when I was like 14

[high pike]

you mean SCP 939 right

[carmine crown]

True, if you are working at a shop, tablesaws are best. Can cut wood, concrete, pvc

[modest barn]

No it’s 3008 in the IKEA

[toxic sundial]

Lunch

[high pike]

im sure you mean 939 buddy, the IKEA one is a store only, not a creature

[high pike]

le balls

[upper axle]

yea, 100% if you have access to them use tabletop tools like a jigsaw or other related tools whenever possible, but the handheld electric tools also have their place

[modest barn]

You talking about them forest stalker things?

[toxic sundial]

939 is the talking meat dogs

[modest barn]

Right

[toxic sundial]

3008 is the ikea

[high pike]

no im talking about scp 860

thats who you were refering to

[toxic sundial]

The things inside the Ikea are going to be 3008-A,B,C

[modest barn]

Weird how GAMMA brought us all with these mutual interests together

[toxic sundial]

We all share the same kind of autism

[modest barn]

Real

[high pike]

i thought Ikea was just a maze

[upper axle]

i've actually been wanting to start doing some kind of project with either wood or metal recently, but i honestly cant decide what i wanna dooooooo...

i've got an entire coal fired smithing setup i can roll out for any cool metal fab i wanna do, and my brother's really good at welding so yknow. plenty of wood tools around here as well, just need an actual idea.

[high pike]

it had creatures in it?

[modest barn]

Yup

[toxic sundial]

It has "employees"

[high pike]

me last month

[modest barn]

Freaky dudes who only appear after hours and try to kill you

[upper axle]

i'm open to suggestions on this btw guys. please give me ideas

[high pike]

me last month *

[toxic sundial]

I like how the article is just the description from one guy who managed to luckily escape before immediately being gunned down by MTF guards

He had a journal and that's like essentially the entire article

[modest barn]

How good are you with metal fab? You have a welding machine too?

[modest barn]

I need to read this one again I can’t believe people write things on the SCP website just for fun/as a passion project

[high pike]

that makes no since, how would he have published the article if he was blasted?

[carmine crown]

Thats badass, building and installing a shelve in a closet or some kitchen stuff is best for small cheap projects for starting at least.

[high pike]

lore broken 😔

[upper axle]

my brother has a bunch of welding equipment and does it professionally, and as for me i have a bunch of hammers, a coal fired blacksmith station, and a really nice anvil to work with.

but idk what the fuck to make

[toxic sundial]

No no the article is a researchers account, he just includes the dead man's journal

[final cedar]

no it does not

[young fulcrum]

What is your skill level with woodworking?

Some shelves, racks, or something like that make for good beginner projects

[high pike]

youre telling us this isnt weed?

its green though, and in a weed jar

[toxic sundial]

Also if I recall correctly the Ikea is a separate dimension which links to other dimensions. All the people trapped inside come from different versions of realities

[zealous remnant]

I am telling you it is green tea leaves

[young fulcrum]

My first woodwork was a gun rack I built in highschool shop class lol

[modest barn]

If you can get your hands on a shop press you can build your own HK platform

[toxic sundial]

Historical events don't line up with what others remember

[high pike]

what happened to the doctor, was he killed too?

[toxic sundial]

No

[high pike]

need to try that strain @pastel quartz

[upper axle]

i've got a solid grasp on how to do shit and have done projects here and there for practical stuff like shelves and small cabinets and all that over the years. that said doing any kind of wood finish is something i've never tried before, so like, stains and laquers and all that.

[carmine crown]

Im sure your teachers liked that...

[young fulcrum]

He was a 67 year old man in small town South Dakota who played gospel music on the radio during class...

He loved it

[final cedar]

Mine was one of these bad boys, assembled quite the collection during my childhood

[high pike]

so like, if i used the final flash in there it'd have no effect on the outside world?

[modest barn]

Wood finishing isn’t too hard but my experience is limited to furniture and gun stocks, linseed oil is good and simple for those purposes.

[upper axle]

hell, the fight stick i use to play Guilty Gear i built into a cabinet custom with my father out of some furniture grade plywood

[young fulcrum]

That's badass as hell bro

[upper axle]

yea, all the wood finish stuff i know comes from gun stocks

[upper axle]

linseed oil the GOAT

[young fulcrum]

Maybe something simple then with lots of flat surfaces to practice finishing

A bookshelf perhaps

[upper axle]

probably a good idea.

[final cedar]

put a spoon full in a cup and leave it in the fridge over night for that cold water extraction

[upper axle]

yea, here's my big issue tho, i dont wanna make furniture of any kind 'cause my living space is already at capacity for that stuff and i aint gonna be able to do anything large like that

[night berry]

"I disabled 12 mods due to conflict but my GAMMA works fine" "I have 368 mods why do you ask"

[upper axle]

very small place.

[final cedar]

gn shat

[modest barn]

Maybe installing wall shelving is a better option than bookshelves

[odd sail]

watches dubs

[modest barn]

Maximizing the space you have

[zealous remnant]

well, if you burn stick incense you could always make a holder

[upper axle]

ye. thing is i've already maximized the space available in my room very well so i'm less looking for a practical thing like a shelf and more of a "that's neat. let's make one" kinda thing

[high pike]

my family has one of these

[final cedar]

don't care + great english VA =

[upper axle]

this.

[odd sail]

english

[young fulcrum]

You could try selling it instead of holding on to it.

You can make a bookshelf that takes less than a square foot of floor space, just several levels tall

[upper axle]

if the dub is good the dub is good.

[final cedar]

If I had enough weeb energy to learn moon runes I would

[high pike]

this is only for like 3 anime tho

samurai champloo being the 2nd

[upper axle]

this is true, i could make one and sell it for some pocket money, which would be very useful at this time.

[odd sail]

mf moon runes

[upper axle]

hmmm.

[odd sail]

at least learn hiragana

[upper axle]

solid idea.

[odd sail]

easy as shit

[modest barn]

Carpentry is an elite skill to have

[upper axle]

hell yea it is.

[carmine crown]

Losing money at that point if its just pocket change

[young fulcrum]

Good side hustle if you already have the equipment for it.

[upper axle]

by "pocket money" i mean a few hundred dollars for some shit i want.

[sullen osprey]

what the actual fuck... look in instalation support

[carmine crown]

Thats not pocket money man

[final cedar]

language center is fried after years of stimulant abuse

[odd sail]

skill issue

[final cedar]

literally yeah

[high pike]

some real shit right there

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-scroogle-reimu-touhou-gif-21357205

[modest barn]

Start selling furniture to neighbors on the side plus trade them for things like veggies or eggs if you live out in the country

[upper axle]

i didnt mean pocket money like "money for snacks", more "money to have in reserve that i can spend freely that's not already spoken for by bills and all that"

basically a rainy day fund

[young fulcrum]

I think 33% upcharge is pretty standard when selling stuff

[sullen osprey]

bro look at instalations support #1

vc

[young fulcrum]

Disposable income I think is the official terminology

[upper axle]

as a standard, yea. but that's also pretty variable based off the quality of work, labor involved, et cetera

[oblique spire]

highest IQ war thunder conversation

[young fulcrum]

True, good starting point I think for a beginning craftsman though

[upper axle]

and also if the guy you're selling to is goofy enough to buy higher priced for some reason. if they're willing to pay for it then take the money and run under most situations

[carmine crown]

Does woodworking have apprenticeships typically?

[oblique spire]

What the fuck am i watching

[heavy halo]

i

Ate a cupcake :3

[upper axle]

yea i get ya. that said i wouldnt say i'm BEGINNER, entirely, i've grown up doing shit like this for my entire life, just never really focused on it, yknow?

[modest barn]

Go away woman you’re scaring us

[heavy halo]

:(

okay…

[odd sail]

good assumption

however

[young fulcrum]

Good morning meowmachine. I hope you are feeling better today but still chilling?

[upper axle]

depends on the specialization. carpentry, so general furniture or house building has TONS of different way you can get started, and apprenticeships are often the least effective one

[modest barn]

So true

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1147762328247488592/notagirl.png

[carmine crown]

I know carpentry specifically has apprenticeships, im talking working at a shop

[upper axle]

honestly apprenticeships are kinda weird, and in america it's highly area and field dependent if they A: exist, and B: are at all useful

[heavy halo]

yeah

i tried eating chocolate to help with the cramps like vlad said

It was tasty

Had a good day

I also just ate a cupcake rn

[upper axle]

ah, so for working at a shop, apprenticeships kinda dont really apply usually around here. it's usually a matter of "you want a job? we'll train you if you dont know much" and then you apply.

[crimson flame]

lmao of course

[zealous remnant]

this applies to being an apprentice as a machinist. when I started without a degree I was just given an overview and hit the ground running

[upper axle]

this.

[modest barn]

Too much radio not enough head

[heavy halo]

😨

[young fulcrum]

Cupcakes are too sweet for me. But I'm glad it made you feel better

[heavy halo]

rlly? Do u like any kind of snack?

[carmine crown]

Yeah thats what I thought, sounds like a decent job. Better then working walmart nightshifts Id say

[odd sail]

i like @oblique spire

[oblique spire]

[odd sail]

no homo

[upper axle]

i worked as an insulator for a while at a major US Naval shipyard in my area owned by General Dynamics and i had never done insulation before of any kind, but i applied to the job and they trained me how to do shit and it's actually kinda easy in terms of theory. the problem in practice is that in that job you're in some of the most fucked up cramped areas in wierd ass positions trying to get boards of insulation into bulkheads and walls of a naval destroyer, navigating through insane amounts of pipes, wires, and machinery.

[young fulcrum]

Yeah, I like tons of different kinds of snacks. But, usually I prefer salty or savory foods

[modest barn]

Does anyone else have like insane problems with hair falling out? I have a lot of hair but I just pulled this out like wtf

[upper axle]

i didnt keep that job for super long in all honesty, but it's mostly due to it being just something i'm not super suited to

[young fulcrum]

Ayo

[odd sail]

you're going bald

[modest barn]

NOOOO MY LUSCIOUS LOCKS WHYYYY

I seriously don’t know why this happens

[rancid iris]

u act like mammals don't shed

[upper axle]

i have long hair and i can tell you this: it's fine. you need to brush your hair more gently and with better technique, and more frequently.

you're not balding

[heavy halo]

I love pretzels

[odd sail]

you need like anti-hairfall shampoo or something

[rancid iris]

fun fact: when u have a lot of hair u shed a lot of hair

pretty normal

[upper axle]

this

[oblique spire]

Can't believe Vlad is trying to distract me while I'm flying my F-14A Tomcat

[carmine crown]

Yeah, my main concern with working contracting is fucking up the customers shit, causing more problems.

[young fulcrum]

Pretzels are fantastic

[rancid iris]

the underside of my bed looks like fuckin cousin IT

because i shed so much in my sleep

[oblique spire]

smh

[modest barn]

Yeah I brush a ton of hair off my pillow

[odd sail]

sitting in your lap while you drop bombs on syrian children

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/cousin-itt-addams-family-gif-6213658

[oblique spire]

[upper axle]

i'm honestly afraid of the day i have to clean my shower drain.

[modest barn]

Is this DCS

[rancid iris]

the abominable hairball

[oblique spire]

Ah fuck I'm, getting the classic F-14 radar warning

[oblique spire]

war thunder

[modest barn]

Draino is the lifesaver

[young fulcrum]

Bro I'm so paranoid about balding. I had a nightmare one time where I went bald

[upper axle]

it's gonna be a fucking nightmare dude

[rancid iris]

lmao

long hair problems

[maiden lance]

automated washing obtained, never running out of redstone again

[modest barn]

DAMMIT I need another person to play F14 on DCS with lmao

[oblique spire]

i would

[young fulcrum]

Cute

[rancid iris]

what modpack?

[oblique spire]

but uh

F-14 is a tad expensive

[modest barn]

Yeah it was lol

[maiden lance]

stoneblock 3, use FTB app to play

[lunar brook]

gamma

[rancid iris]

poggers

kolerder

[lunar brook]

guys im a comedic genius

[modest barn]

Worth it, I have the F14 stick and throttle too

[upper axle]

cant use that shit in my situation except in the most dire of circumstances, variety of reasons mostly related to how my house isnt in a city, we have a well pump and a septic tank.

[modest barn]

Ah same here

[rancid iris]

time to strangle kolerder

[upper axle]

drain-o can fuck that shit up if you use it too much

[rancid iris]

so he can't blackmail me with the sticker screenshot he took

[oblique spire]

ok well 11.7 ARB can go kill itself

so uh

Sim battles or arcade

[lunar brook]

[young fulcrum]

WTF Kolerder in Brainfart? I didn't know you were a brainfarter

[rancid iris]

[modest barn]

Sim is the only correct way but I stopped playing WT because the Russian bias is so bad

[rancid iris]

kolerder comes in here every once in a while to torment me

[lunar brook]

who are you again?

whrexxy more like Who Rexxy

[oblique spire]

R-60s from 1.5km away when you're both travelling towards each other at mach fuck is a certain death

[rancid iris]

ill have you know i am a faithful lover

[lunar brook]

oh, wait, that reads wrong

i meant who rexxy

[upper axle]

i mean why leave war thunder for that reason when you could be leaving it for reasons of the company running it being garbage and actively making the game worse?

[rancid iris]

gottem

[crimson flame]

steroid?

[rancid iris]

i have live evidence of a helper calling me a whore

[modest barn]

If there’s an R-60 coming at you launched from 1.5km away you’re already fucked

[lunar brook]

https://tenor.com/view/it-just-didnt-happen-no-gif-25155836

[modest barn]

The strat in the F-14 is to climb to FL 35 and hang out at around Mach 1

[oblique spire]

yes

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/jonathanfrakes-facts-fiction-belief-gif-gif-26488349

[oblique spire]

FL35?

[modest barn]

35,000 feet

[crimson flame]

so many feets

[rancid iris]

[lunar brook]

👣

[oblique spire]

oh true

but uh

[young fulcrum]

Cruisingllama can't understand this post either. He's from a metric using country

[oblique spire]

whats that in non fucked units

[young fulcrum]

35000 feet

[modest barn]

Idk I don’t speak losing country

[slender rock]

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/sfm-soldier-tf2-meme-american-gif-24728385

[carmine crown]

Only reason US uses it is because the constant bitching of everyone

[young fulcrum]

It's probably like 4-5 kilometers if I had to guess

[rancid iris]

in the context of war thunder though it's funny because of the russian bias

[modest barn]

35 divided by 3 lol

The Russian bias is literally so bad

[young fulcrum]

A mile is like a kilometer and 5825 feet is a mile so like 35000/5 ish

[rancid iris]

i know this especially because i play tanks

the russian bias rears it's head in ground more than anything

[upper axle]

i'll take 'gifs you can hear' for 500, Alex.

[modest barn]

Which is one of the reasons I stopped playing

Masochism

[young fulcrum]

Wait I don't think that comes out to 4 or 5

[rancid iris]

as a recovering tarkov addict that previously had 3800 hours i don't feel pain anymore

[young fulcrum]

Never do math in public children

[modest barn]

I count on my fingers man

I’m almost 20

[upper axle]

felt. there was a solid amount of time after i quit playing Black Desert Online back in the day where i was practically devoid of emotion due to being so fucking drained by that game's tedium and feeling obligated to grind it eternally

it's a similar thing

[rancid iris]

bro i played black desert online for like 40 hours and felt it sucking my life away so i stopped and havent touched it since

[upper axle]

i also used to play tarkov so i get the whole i dont feel pain anymore thing LOL

[upper axle]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S FUCKING CUTE.

2500 hours.

[rancid iris]

[upper axle]

and i got out early compared to most people i've met who used to play it.

[rancid iris]

my one friend that plays it has like 5k hours

and he is the most mentally unwell of the group

[upper axle]

there's correlation there.

genuinely.

[rancid iris]

[upper axle]

that game is a soul sucker, and the community is horrible.

[young fulcrum]

What comes first? The chicken or the egg?

[upper axle]

chegg.

[oblique spire]

I said non fucked

[slender rock]

balle

[rancid iris]

10.668 km

@oblique spire

[oblique spire]

Oh so 10000 meters

[young fulcrum]

What alternative to feet does metric offer us? Decimeters? Nobody uses fucking decimeters

[oblique spire]

i climb there anyway

[lunar brook]

https://tenor.com/view/sfm-soldier-tf2-meme-american-gif-24728385

[oblique spire]

Meters

dumbass

[rancid iris]

i will continue to use feet

[young fulcrum]

That's more like a yard than a foot

[slender rock]

ew

[lunar brook]

for what?

[rancid iris]

because i refuse to measure my height and dick in centimeters

[lunar brook]

[solar obsidian]

foot fetishist

[modest barn]

Oh god they’re here

[slender rock]

disgusting, putrid, abhorrent and irredeemable

[rancid iris]

the helpers are ganging up on me uh oh

[maiden lance]

measure both in millimeters, more suitable

[solar obsidian]

#🖥️how-to-install

[modest barn]

Hide ya rubles hide ya ammo the yellow people are here

[lunar brook]

[rancid iris]

install deez nuts in your mouth

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-run-away-joseph-joestar-jojos-bizarre-adventures-gif-15566885

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[upper axle]

NIGE-RUN-DAYOOOOOO SMOOOOKEEEEEEEYYYY

[young fulcrum]

Besides @oblique spire you know who else uses meters?

The British (🤮)

[oblique spire]

Britain does not exist

I bombed it

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-youve-been-trolled-gif-26212835

[modest barn]

Bri’ish “people”

[carmine crown]

Br*tish

[young fulcrum]

How I wish it were truly so

[rancid iris]

brutish

[lunar brook]

bratish

bruhtish

[modest barn]

Can’t find the amp headphones

[lunar brook]

skill issue

[modest barn]

Feelsbadman

[solar obsidian]

badtish

[austere shadow]

Your fingers look chonky

[rancid iris]

damn we're fatshaming fingers now

[solar obsidian]

baldness

[slender rock]

back to hands again are we

<.<

[austere shadow]

Nevermind then

[rancid iris]

[zealous remnant]

okay but like France is still there

[modest barn]

They’re not

[rancid iris]

gaslighted into a hand reveal

[modest barn]

What

[solar obsidian]

@modest barn do u eat ur fingernails?

[slender rock]

Meow still hasn't cleared what they meant about my hands

[modest barn]

Nuh uh

[slender rock]

😠

[solar obsidian]

@heavy halo

[grim sluice]

https://twitter.com/PillboXXe/status/1698167347754999954

Synthesizer Rex (@PillboXXe)

It's literally confirmed. Burning Man is quarantined due to Ebola. Holy fuck.

Likes

788

Retweets

139

Twitter · Sep 3, 2023, 2:53 AM

[austere shadow]

Nice

[rancid iris]

what year is it

[grim sluice]

Ebola at burning man

[grim sluice]

I don't know anymore

[modest barn]

I don’t understand

Are y’all hand freaks

Is #🎪bruh-fart just made for freaks

[rancid iris]

🚫

its made for freaks AND idiots

get it right

[solar obsidian]

you cracked the code

[rancid iris]

that is the void

speaking

[wraith osprey]

No that would be me

[pale ingot]

those lungs are 99% tar and 1% air

[modest barn]

I heard that through my guitar pickup it sounded sick

[toxic sundial]

Idk how they let it get that bad

[rancid iris]

that is not someone looking out for their own health and wellness

[pale ingot]

don worry bro she can quit at any time bro

trust me

trust

[slender rock]

[lunar brook]

101% of smokers quit right before their voice sounding cooler

[modest barn]

The 1% have that funny hole in their esophagus

[rancid iris]

https://youtu.be/45BOLnOYc7g?si=jwIR_KGdFo7SDFiB&t=821

this is immediately what i though of

[modest barn]

Bro posted a vid of him charging the AK

Don’t be shy send more

[ruby minnow]

%90 of miners quit before they find a chunk of gold

[young fulcrum]

Let's peep that watch old boy

[lunar brook]

the intrusive thoughts won

[rancid iris]

kalash

[toxic sundial]

Only second to the zwiehander

[rancid iris]

i

am reporting that pistol to the authorities

that is

A LOUDENER

[young fulcrum]

If you want true success mining gold, you need to find what's called a "lead" which is a spot where ore is visible on the surface and "leads" you to a vein.

Nobody finds gold by digging randomly

[toxic sundial]

Ergonomic master piece

[modest barn]

Just a Seiko 5 automatic with a 7S23 movement

[heavy halo]

?

[young fulcrum]

Seiko 5 is decent. At least it's not a quartz movement right?

[modest barn]

Nah, 21 jewel automatic

[young fulcrum]

We love that

[solar obsidian]

barbie noo- dont drive past the book depository!

[modest barn]

Saving up for a Seiko Turtle diver rn I’ll gladly send it once I get it

[rancid iris]

HUH

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[modest barn]

Who that again

[solar obsidian]

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[oblique spire]

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