🎪bruh-fart

[quartz ridge]

They change the law every few months

Cant argue that

[final cedar]

Will you get a type 7 / 10 FFL?

[quartz ridge]

I might buy a highpoint for the LOLS

Ive heard they are unironically good firearms

[upper axle]

i havent looked at exactly what variety of FFL i'll be recieving after completing the course, but i will be recieving some level of FFL after the course

[quartz ridge]

Despite looking like a gun straight from roblox

[tulip ravine]

I’ve heard they are just clunky

But otherwise work

[tulip ravine]

Their cheap as fuck aswell aren’t they?

[quartz ridge]

Thats rhe point

[tulip ravine]

Also

Get a 57

[quartz ridge]

To arm people who can't afford better guns

[tulip ravine]

[upper axle]

and if i'm not mistaken on what kind of FFL i'll be getting from completing the course, that means i can get my guns THROUGH THE MAIL without having to pay a transfer fee!

[quartz ridge]

IM AM NOT

GETTING A 5.7

[tulip ravine]

Why

[final cedar]

magine going through a mag full of +P+ in a highpoint

[quartz ridge]

It does extra damage to the pooors yes

[upper axle]

I GET TO BUY GUNS LIKE A DEALER DOES, BECAUSE LEGALLY I WILL BE ONE

[quartz ridge]

But like

[tulip ravine]

You will get a hi point but not a a 5.7

[quartz ridge]

Ammo is expensive

[upper axle]

SO THATS PRETTY POG

[tulip ravine]

Yeah but

[quartz ridge]

Give me a machine gun rn

Itd be funny

Say even a little silly

[tulip ravine]

Mini 5.5.6 pistol though

[upper axle]

nah fuck you if im making a machine gun that shit is MINE

[final cedar]

if you get a type 07 you can legally build switchies too, right

[quartz ridge]

Im gonns sit on my ass for this

But i needa talk to someone from Khyber pass

Unironically my uncle has connections

My dad also knew some pretty high up people back in the day

[tulip ravine]

Fun fact I might be getting my gun licence here

[upper axle]

pretty sure yea if i have the right kind i can make NFA restricted items. as long as i file the paperwork, that is, and chances are i'm not gonna make many NFA items because i hate paperwork.

[quartz ridge]

Ill do the paper work if i get a free gun

I have a thing for paper work

[tulip ravine]

It’s funny though we only get a .22

[quartz ridge]

H&K be like

[upper axle]

but yea NGL theres definitely gonna be good and bad parts of having an FFL, the bad part namely being OH GOD HAVING THE CONVENIENCE OF BEING ABLE TO HAVE FIREARMS JUST SHIPPED TO MY FUCKING DOOR IS GONNA BE A HUGE LIABILITY TO MY WALLET. PAIN

[tulip ravine]

Although if I change address to family farm I could prolly get a shotgun

[quartz ridge]

Some of the best guns ever

But cant sell it to the people

/ countymen of where they come from

[quartz ridge]

Gunbroker.com

[upper axle]

i am a HUGE gun nerd and the ability to have guns shipped to my door because i'd legally be a dealer is fucking SCARY for my wallet

[final cedar]

Hey, it's me, your south african cousin, want to go bowling to the range?

[upper axle]

THAT URL CAUSES MY WALLET TO CRY

[quartz ridge]

Id rather shoot myself than work / sell to a fed or PD

[upper axle]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[quartz ridge]

Lord knows they waste SO MUCH money on those stupid ass training videos

[tulip ravine]

Your both in American ain’t you?

[quartz ridge]

Yeah

[upper axle]

yea i could probably swing 500 bones a year once i get some employment again.....

[tulip ravine]

Is it any different for a immigrant to get guns there

I might be moving for work within the next 2/3 years

[quartz ridge]

I respect PDS/SOS that buy shit to make their community safer
Like that one that bought old army logis to use in emergency mud slides because they saw how effective the NG was with them

[final cedar]

don't worry, most of the PD budget comes from ||illegal|| cash seizures, no expense to the taxpayer

[quartz ridge]

Sadly

I respect my local cops though

They don't give me shit and are fun to hang with

[final cedar]

being a cop in the US sounds dope tbh

[upper axle]

if you're a legal citizen of the US and dont have any criminal history that includes crimes that would bar you from having guns, then no. citizens are citizens

[tulip ravine]

Sounds good

[quartz ridge]

I really really wanna serve my town/ city

But my morals dont let me become a cop

[tulip ravine]

I don’t have any criminal record yet

[final cedar]

sadly I'm not a professional car driver so I could never apply

[quartz ridge]

Also seeing how cops get better shit than normal monkiefornians is BS

[zinc compass]

fun fact: police in saudi arabia have AKMs and 74s too

[quartz ridge]

Pakistan has police with sticks

Maybe a pistol or 2

[zinc compass]

one time i seen one we a Romanian AK

with the wooden dong

[quartz ridge]

The soldiers all have aks though and are spread throughout big cities

[tulip ravine]

I remember Tenerife the police were practising drawing pistol in the middle of a bar

[final cedar]

by allah I will beat sense into you with this willow stick

[tulip ravine]

I was the only English in there aside from my gf

[final cedar]

[quartz ridge]

Literally me

[tulip ravine]

Inshallah brother

[quartz ridge]

The police and military are too pussy to come to the villages

[zinc compass]

shoot people with AK or beat up people with funny goofy ahh sticks

[quartz ridge]

More or less MOB justice / village interventions

[final cedar]

sounds terrible tbh

[quartz ridge]

Better than the police / military

If you pay them 10 or 5 bucks they look away

Same with india

[quartz ridge]

Both of our countries at the end of the day are shit holes

But we still argue about it

[zinc compass]

so true

[tulip ravine]

Realistically all countries are shit holes in their own way

[quartz ridge]

The only difference is that the only issue with my village is the open sewers

[final cedar]

man I rember watching those sick cop shows / reports of our glowies hunting terrorists / gang members and always thought it's the coolest shit

[quartz ridge]

Inshallah i will go there and tell those idiots who made that decision i will piss on their grave

[tulip ravine]

In reality it’s arresting crackheads who left a breaching charge shit on the wall

[quartz ridge]

In reality policing is boring

[tulip ravine]

Uncle had to leave the police

Too many knifes apparently

[quartz ridge]

Its like the military type boring where you get suckered in due to PHONK / propaganda montages

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/oGZLYx8StWk

[tulip ravine]

My mate bought into the adverts

[quartz ridge]

There is

[tulip ravine]

I don’t think that’s police I think that’s a private company

[final cedar]

it is

[upper axle]

nah they 100% do.

trust me they do

[final cedar]

just found it while searching

[tulip ravine]

If you want real fun shit just own a prison

[quartz ridge]

If people fall for barack bunnies / girls in uniform and armor they do fall for that also

[tulip ravine]

Shit will pop off there every day

[quartz ridge]

Dude i cant ever find the music they use

In those videos

I know one of Iraq i think? That has a baller ass song

But i dont know what it is

[tulip ravine]

My mate joined from some adverts and left a week later coz he didn’t realise training was so long

[upper axle]

not shocked at all.

[zinc compass]

mf

[tulip ravine]

Here basic is like

26 weeks

[zinc compass]

the Ukrainian training is

[upper axle]

thats...6 months, right?

[tulip ravine]

Yes

[upper axle]

yea thought so

[zinc compass]

3 months

[tulip ravine]

We don’t have the numbers but we tend to have quality

[upper axle]

idk what country you're in but its the same in the US iirc if you arent from the US

6 months

[quartz ridge]

Dude my marine friend unironically told my cousin he was gonna tell his recruiter friend to pick him up lol

[upper axle]

basic training

[tulip ravine]

UK

[upper axle]

ah.

makes sense

[zinc compass]

in Ukraine the military training was 9 months now is 3 M O N T H S

[quartz ridge]

Well in time of war its super short

[zinc compass]

just train and kill russians

[quartz ridge]

Same as military standards after 9/11

In the U.S

Cause they fell off HARD let felons jn

Fat asses

Retards anyone

[zinc compass]

surely they are human beings and not rapists or murders

[upper axle]

well that certainly explains at least SOME of the shit that happened involving the US military immediately post 9/11, but not nearly all of it.

[quartz ridge]

Zack Hazard on mike burn fire's channel ( fallout channel) have a podcast / thing called camp fire stories

[upper axle]

ik. watched every one.

[quartz ridge]

BASEDDD

[upper axle]

if you are talking about the fucking bradley that got abandoned, yea thats fucked.

[quartz ridge]

Yeah Zack talks about it in the baloney bob episode

[final cedar]

So this channel is 18+ but can I share a clip of a documentary showing a gunfight?

[quartz ridge]

In the most recent war?

[quartz ridge]

Dm it 👳‍♂️

I kinda wanna see

[final cedar]

It should be ok, no gore at least

[zinc compass]

just send it xdddddddd

[fading shuttle]

i dont think zach took part in the eastern european event

[quartz ridge]

Yeah i thought he was referncjng

Ya know

The most recent war

[fading shuttle]

no

[quartz ridge]

Not zank

https://tenor.com/view/end-of-watch-jake-gyllenhaal-oh-shit-gif-11656822

Im actually tempted to browse old sites

Likr etmm

[upper axle]

the zack story about the fucking bradley, the driver of which was found alone driving up and down the road for a few days because he'd been in a convoy and been IED'd 2 times before everyone else in the vehicle got out and moved to a diff vehicle, he got IED'd AGAIN, knocking him unconscious and all the comms equipment broke in the process. nobody checked on him, nobody tried to recover his presumed dead body, they just fucking left. he woke up with a major concussion and completely alone at 19 years old in an active war zone and just started driving.

[final cedar]

yeah, had to cut out the part where they showed off the captured (shot) robbers.

[quartz ridge]

Could you send a link? Or story title

[final cedar]

bet you seen this clip already a lot over the years, still fucking crazy

[upper axle]

pretty sure its just called "the bradley" in the vid title

[tulip ravine]

Madness

[zinc compass]

holy shit

[final cedar]

Still one of the greatest clips imo, but this was during apartheid still, so having the white cops unload on black folks is pretty yikes

fitgirl doesn't crack

[vagrant zodiac]

Nobody should do crack, wtf? It's like very dangerous, isn't it?

[final cedar]

I mean props to the guy for repacking and keeping a great library

[final cedar]

it's not, quite healthy

[tulip ravine]

Imagine not doing crack

Only cool kids do crack

[vagrant zodiac]

I'm a cringe kid

[tulip ravine]

Boooo

[final cedar]

play the documentary called "postal 2", it outlines in great detail the beneficial effects of smoking crack

[tulip ravine]

I’ll throw crack at yoi

And you will be swarmed by crackheads

Lfd2 plot

[quartz ridge]

Goddamn dude

Left a kid out there all alone

Fuck that bradley commander and gunner

[upper axle]

yea. genuinely hope those fuckers all get court martialled

[final cedar]

wait has fg legit started using female pronouns? Last I rember was them kidding around with their nick suggesting they're female

[upper axle]

every single person in the convoy

[tulip ravine]

@final cedar https://youtu.be/tAlPwnkQURg

[mint mist]

my discord broken ;c

[upper axle]

fuck if i know, all i know is Empress genuinely does talk like a JRPG villain and is genuinely paranoid schizohprenic and SUPER just generally a twat. LOL

[uncut obsidian]

L

it's time to touch grass

for the first time in 7 months

[vagrant zodiac]

Buy Colt 1911
Look inside
CZ 52

[uncut obsidian]

do it

[mint mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1104583858629918830/1138433059054682212/image.png
had to redownload :c and now after redownloading i cant even download the discord

[uncut obsidian]

changing plans

gonna go to poland to destroy majas pc

[mint mist]

oki im waiting

[uncut obsidian]

so maja could touch grass

[mint mist]

oh

sadeg

[tulip ravine]

Maja moment

Madi smell moment

[mint mist]

??

[tulip ravine]

I’m going to Poland soon

[final cedar]

southern poland rainbow friendly innit?

[tulip ravine]

Meeting my friends there

[uncut obsidian]

nah im gonna drive by poland just to trash majas pc

[mint mist]

i wanna go to germany

[tulip ravine]

Drag maja outside and put on grass

[uncut obsidian]

speak german

now

[mint mist]

no

[tulip ravine]

Speak German

Rn

[fading shuttle]

incorrect, fitgirl doesnt crack games

[uncut obsidian]

ok then you're not going to germany

[quartz ridge]

Leave russia for Poland

How desperate are you?

[mint mist]

why would i speak german

[uncut obsidian]

because you can't live in germany without knowing german

[mint mist]

i dont wanna live there??

just visit a guy i know 5 years or smth

[tulip ravine]

Go to England and go up to a man in a balaclava and shout “41 K and do you want to get chinged blud”

[fading shuttle]

find whoever made that tweet and dox them for their lack of knowledge in piracy lore

[uncut obsidian]

using what money btw

[mint mist]

he'd pay

[final cedar]

make it easier to get past the german border guards after jacking a benz?

[mint mist]

whats chinged

[uncut obsidian]

im genuinely concerned for that guy

[tulip ravine]

It means how are you doing

[mint mist]

true idk why he cares about me

[tulip ravine]

You wanna get chinged means I hope you are doing good

[quartz ridge]

Mentally ill

Im need to go to a local insanse asylum or whatever the modern day version is to look for a future wife

[tulip ravine]

The loony bin I call it

[robust cove]

You are already here genius

[quartz ridge]

The women here are men

[tulip ravine]

Finding a wife in brainfart Fr

[robust cove]

Yeah, what did you expect?

[tulip ravine]

Just close your eyes pal it’s basically the same

[mint mist]

@solar obsidian is a girl

[fading shuttle]

yes

[quartz ridge]

If i cant find a woman ill find a gun to replace her

I neeeeeed more firearms

[zinc compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021754515571085382/1136420523232993290/y2mate.com_-_ronnie_mcnutt_samsung_ringtone_360p.mp4

[mint mist]

this guy is a girl too @quartz ridge

[robust cove]

There is an infinitely bigger amount of one of those two

[quartz ridge]

https://a.co/d/0oGXtq0

FUCK

I need it

Rn

[robust cove]

Buy it then

[quartz ridge]

The feds

They will see!!

5 aM purchasing WOOOO

[robust cove]

They see you typing rn anyways

[quartz ridge]

I should buy a maverick shotgun

Its like

200 bucks

[pastel quartz]

Enjoy yall

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/zero-two-gif-20765555

[final cedar]

Zero two

[lusty sonnet]

true true

[robust cove]

THA WHOLE BUNGER

[robust cove]

You are feline

[vagrant zodiac]

Vore

[mint mist]

what

[wide basin]

Can't do installation support for this one can't you now?

[vagrant zodiac]

I don't... What have i done? What can cause this madness?

@fallow trellis I blame you

[mint mist]

true

quinn's fault

omg!!!!!! delight hi siss

[solar obsidian]

delete Anomaly and Gamma folders, then read #🖥️how-to-install

[lusty sonnet]

delete system32

[robust cove]

Delete the meme folder

[solar obsidian]

hello

[wide basin]

[solar obsidian]

that's just pure evil. why would u say that?

[odd sail]

Where is the maymay

[robust cove]

Because I'm fucking evil

[mint mist]

hi dad!!!!!!

[odd sail]

hi daughter

[solar obsidian]

[robust cove]

Did a long time ago, very cathartic actually

[robust cove]

The whut

[wide basin]

Gave you the power to run invictus, free from the horni

[robust cove]

And I still don't know what it means

[narrow lotus]

[fallow trellis]

[wide basin]

Too young, too innocent

[pastel quartz]

[solar obsidian]

HE MEANT THAT THE HOMEWORK FOLDER IS ACTUALLY FULL OF 5 TERABYTES (TB) OF PORN (THE NAME "HOMEWORK" IS A DISGUISE)

welcome to #🎪bruh-fart

[robust cove]

That is so funny dude

I laughed

Ha

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/xd-meme-funny-emoji-gif-15406750

[lusty sonnet]

what do you mean?

[solar obsidian]

that you are gay

[lusty sonnet]

come join me then

[solar obsidian]

why?

[wide basin]

[lusty sonnet]

for free food and i have cinema tickets

[solar obsidian]

alright

[strong grove]

what documentary is this from

[robust cove]

I always couldn't believe that last bit in the clip, straight up looks like it's from a movie

[final cedar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUlk7XGqFCM

can't find the rest rn

[strong grove]

thanks babe

[robust cove]

Ayo

[spiral raven]

how to

build a potato

[robust cove]

With legos

[solar obsidian]

@uncut yew, help this man

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax can you help @spiral raven how to build a potato?

[dreamy flax]

Oh, look at that, another dumbass who doesn't know how to build a potato. Listen up, you pathetic sack of shit. You can't build a potato, you braindead imbecile. Potatoes grow in the fucking ground, you absolute moron. They're plants, not some goddamn LEGO set. So unless you have a green thumb and a functioning brain cell, I suggest you go back to kindergarten and learn the basics of botany. Now get the fuck out of here with your dumbass questions.

[solar obsidian]

!water @spiral raven

[split canyon]

💦 @spiral raven is now hydrated for the day! 💦

[solar obsidian]

you absolute moron

[spiral raven]

heil drillers

[wide basin]

Drillers are warcriminals

you won't convince me otherwise

also fun drg fact

nice

[narrow lotus]

nice

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-bryan-cranston-coward-disappointed-gif-4024901

[oblique spire]

[oblique spire]

You're not german you can't invade poland

[oblique spire]

Type 1 AK47

the perfect replacement

[wide basin]

https://tenor.com/view/pole-gif-22577558

[worn gulch]

our honest reaction

[devout hull]

knife

[livid pond]

hi chat

[worn gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/878018564030890038/1092988492524568576/attachment-2.gif

[somber warren]

This mf really be stealing my culture smh

[shrewd obsidian]

Too loud.

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/flower-bird-bird-and-flower-birdflower-cutebird-good-morning-gif-26156823

[oblique spire]

fr

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/556979124166590485/1138140007014604941/rapidsave.com_death_of_an_npc_simp-6c8kwhjjsjgb1.mp4

[plucky void]

the pictures I got in the email about a brown recluse spider bite showed a guy's hand and forearm over 10 days after he got bitten
I was just saying how I was shocked that someone would get bitten and not treat it for 10 days just so they could take pics of their hand/arm rotting away

[eager igloo]

I wish I could kill you

[severe flicker]

Well I'm glad I never saw those

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010382307447812176/1138328596625244160/eY9lPofHB0v2ZPgi.mp4

[high token]

"Sir, please stop beating my child with a metal pipe!"
My honest reaction:

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010382307447812176/1138332871292104744/analbeads.mp4

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1138329705175597126/image0-16.png?width=351&height=357

[lusty sonnet]

[somber warren]

needs more arrows and red circles tbh

[robust cove]

Why he so tiny

[somber warren]

isn't he like 1,60?

smoll putin

[robust cove]

160 years old yes

[somber warren]

1,60 years

get your facts straight

[robust cove]

Decimals aren't real you won't convince me you fucking fed

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471091380043644939/1136814662965526588/Snaptik.app_7220852410544131371.mp4

[somber warren]

Decimals are real

[somber warren]

wake up

wake up

wake up

[edgy abyss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM

[solar obsidian]

[fading shuttle]

this aint even mumble rap anymore, its baby babble rap

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763053037332725790/1138293043590610964/RPReplay_Final1689016679.mov

[shrewd obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452974535629864980/1138475295247175803/a7qG15L_460sv.mp4

[robust cove]

Actual alien psy op

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010382307447812176/1138476427709272064/H5oUixf6KJmxsC3Z.mp4

[solar obsidian]

hand?

[spiral raven]

rate

[worn gulch]

finally

[spiral raven]

from 0 to 40

[spiral raven]

bruh lmfao

[wide basin]

Horrid

and ok

[spiral raven]

:(

[worn gulch]

peace has finally arrive to the plains of Ukraine

[spiral raven]

wait ur a dumbass

[worn gulch]

I like this

[spiral raven]

i said from 0 to 40

[wide basin]

yeah 0 to 40 horrid, yeye piss helmet

No drip and no bitches for driller

[spiral raven]

kys

[worn gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/aniki-billy-herrington-meme-pfp-repost-if-your-pfp-is-actually-you-gif-26174905

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/aniki-billy-herrington-meme-pfp-repost-if-your-pfp-is-actually-you-gif-26174905

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/aniki-billy-herrington-meme-pfp-repost-if-your-pfp-is-actually-you-gif-26174905

[sullen osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/aniki-billy-herrington-meme-pfp-repost-if-your-pfp-is-actually-you-gif-26174905

[worn gulch]

damn bro is salt itself

[sullen osprey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqGkPwx0ONk

[plush slate]

https://tenor.com/view/aniki-billy-herrington-meme-pfp-repost-if-your-pfp-is-actually-you-gif-26174905

[sullen osprey]

I listen to this because it reminds me of veitnam

[worn gulch]

[spiral raven]

guys who likes 11036 dong

good rap

[worn gulch]

those are rookies numbers

[worn gulch]

My bank account has 10000000000 dong

[spiral raven]

50 cent is american copy of 11036 dong

[worn gulch]

yeah lol

hyperinflation

[spiral raven]

are you fr from vietnam

[worn gulch]

yes

Xin chào, khỏe không đồng chí

[spiral raven]

нихуя

[worn gulch]

russian

[plush slate]

Can i get that in english please? Oh and some pork fried rice on the side.

[worn gulch]

we get ourself a bunch of ruski

[worn gulch]

[edgy abyss]

@uncut yew

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010382307447812176/1138476427709272064/H5oUixf6KJmxsC3Z.mp4

[worn gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/893117517743132734/984030158132494386/982258030668296192-1.gif

[edgy abyss]

M60 Patton?

[worn gulch]

no

[edgy abyss]

dang

[worn gulch]

that is the first ancestor of the m1 abram

i forgor the name

[plush slate]

I didnt know club penguin had tanks

[worn gulch]

they do now

[plush slate]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-club-penguin-dance-gif-18030942

[edgy abyss]

Th... The M60 Patton?

[worn gulch]

no KPz-70

[edgy abyss]

muhfucker that's German

[plush slate]

[worn gulch]

it was in ony of the competition for the m1 abram

[edgy abyss]

OH

THE MBT 70

[worn gulch]

👍 yeah that

[edgy abyss]

had to look it up

[worn gulch]

just play war thunder lol

[edgy abyss]

the engine deck should have gave it away...

[worn gulch]

it will only cost you a estimated time of 3 years to get it unlocked

[worn gulch]

ye

[edgy abyss]

I'm too deep into WoT

[worn gulch]

do you have any anime skin ?

[edgy abyss]

[worn gulch]

Because good lord tier V is full of girls und panzer stuffs

the panzer 4 thing, hetzer and something else

[edgy abyss]

Ahh tier 5... The good old days...

[worn gulch]

I like tier V

it is overall kind of balanced

top tier is mostly just meta tanks

[edgy abyss]

I don't like any tier 5 really...

Except the StuG

[worn gulch]

👍 alright then

[worn gulch]

T-34 was my go to if I had a bad time

[edgy abyss]

Soviet tanks

[worn gulch]

soviet bias fr

[edgy abyss]

I want a modern tank game so that I can play the coolest tank ever

Merkava 2

It has fucking dreadlocks

[worn gulch]

it is on sale in war thunder for 23 bucks

the isreal tech tree has like 6 of em

[edgy abyss]

But WT became shit with their economy overhaul

[worn gulch]

I literally only play around 3.7 and below

[edgy abyss]

I'd rather play WoT in tier X and have a decent chance at going positive rather then WT and not having that

[worn gulch]

oh well, suit yourself bro

plus I don't play war thunder that much anymore

[edgy abyss]

I WILL

[worn gulch]

I play company of heroes

[edgy abyss]

and it will be a nice suit!

[worn gulch]

WARCRIMES TIME

[edgy abyss]

which one?

[worn gulch]

the OG 1 and the Femboy 1

[edgy abyss]

what about the Trans 3?

[worn gulch]

💀 bro the ammount of femboy mod and content in coh 2 is insane

[worn gulch]

tried that mess for 3 days and deleted

it looks generic and overall just not fun to play

[edgy abyss]

I don't get peoples problem with it. It's like they never played the old ones, or are under such copium that they don't remember how they were

[worn gulch]

I guess

[edgy abyss]

I'm still waiting on a few updates and QOL changes before I get into it

[worn gulch]

ok then

if you are going to play the first one

[cosmic siren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1080605262559322112/1138363489413500959/amAd7Y2_460sv.mp4

[worn gulch]

i highly recommend you get the blitzkreig mod

[edgy abyss]

already did

[worn gulch]

🤝 my lad

[edgy abyss]

done that too

I play all the CoHs. Even Company of Heroes Online

[worn gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/wooo-yeah-baby-gif-18955985

[worn gulch]

yeah it was fun

Especially when tiger 2 get smacked by 6 fucking sheramans and 3 m10s

[edgy abyss]

and busted...
Fatherland MG42 ftw

[worn gulch]

broken

[edgy abyss]

1 MG to cover an entire sector

[worn gulch]

it gets even worse if it was inside a bunker

so you have 2 mg-42

what do you think about the brits in coh 1

[edgy abyss]

hope you have tanks at 4min into the match or you ain't getting this side of the map

[worn gulch]

I think they sucks

[edgy abyss]

I think they were cool but poorly implimented

[mint mist]

hiiiii

[worn gulch]

lol the map of 4v4 name the something gap is kind of a mg-42 heaven

[edgy abyss]

I only played 1v1s or 2v2s

[worn gulch]

oh hey what's sup, how is it going

[edgy abyss]

everyone knows anything other than 1v1s arent ballanced in any CoH

[worn gulch]

👍 I play 4v4 with all expert AIs to torture myself

[swift scarab]

I remember playing the beta for CoH3

Was pretty good ngl

[worn gulch]

2 minutes in and they already at the base mg nest

[mint mist]

who r u

[edgy abyss]

I play PvP.
PvE gets dull fast when you figure out how to break the AI

[mint mist]

whats most overpwoered in coh2

[worn gulch]

very great, it is about time for me to turn up to my night guard shift

[swift scarab]

Idk, I only played the campaign

[worn gulch]

yeah but my wifi is kind of bad so I don't play PvP that much

[edgy abyss]

it is. I have it, just waiting on some more QoL pathces cuz that's how THQ be

[mint mist]

wowww

[swift scarab]

THQ my beloved company that’s older then I am

[worn gulch]

I don't like the campaign

[edgy abyss]

Call in tanks

[worn gulch]

and overall the look of the game just kind of heh for me

[mint mist]

call in?

the ones from officer's skills or

whats call in

[edgy abyss]

Officer skills yea

[worn gulch]

the officer skill

they are OP

[edgy abyss]

lets you skip the techtree and get good armor

[swift scarab]

I don’t have many friends, and even less that I share games with

[edgy abyss]

like the soviet Lend Lease officer with it's Easy 8

[worn gulch]

I hate the mg officer

LIKE BRO JUST GIVE ME A BREAK, THEY LITERALLY MADE A WALL OF MG OUTSIDE MY BASE

[swift scarab]

You wanna know a good RTS game I play the shit out of

Star Wars: Empire At War

https://tenor.com/view/fancy-big-chin-gif-25301755

[worn gulch]

nice

I play dawn of war 1 and 2

[swift scarab]

Also brb, gotta walk dogs

[worn gulch]

I just love the imperial guard faction

[worn gulch]

farewell comrade, see you again

[edgy abyss]

mortars

[worn gulch]

I guess but they they just have enough time to roll in with their fat panzers and t-34s

🔥 men of war

my love

chat died

[edgy abyss]

drop smoke near the MGs to cover your infantry and just go around them

[worn gulch]

anyways good bye comrades, it is for me to do my duty

see you on tomorrow

[edgy abyss]

ciau

[worn gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-meme-spin-tank-gif-25517353

[swift scarab]

Worlds least dangerous electrical issue

I remember shorting a low voltage outlet by mistake and zapping myself, that was not a fun experience

Felt tingly for like a week

[gilded notch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/837458457228476437/1138489349235802233/photo1691155504.jpeg

[sage otter]

I member the first time I forgot the mass clamp when I learned TIG

180amps in the fingers

Teaches you a lesson

[swift scarab]

Do you still have said fingers

[sage otter]

Yeye still working alright

[swift scarab]

Nice

[sage otter]

Had gloves on so I guess it helped too

Else my skin would've prob fried at the contact point

[swift scarab]

I think the worst injury I’ve gotten besides breaking my wrist was a horrible vibration bruise on my fingers

Was holding a plank my mom was hammering into the ground, accidentally shifted at the wrong time and it vibrated hard enough to leave black marks on the inside of my fingers and made them ache like they were broken for weeks

[sage otter]

oof

[plush slate]

I'm pretty late to the convo but im a WoT classic boy. With my t1 cunningham machine gun and my t2 derp cannon american TD... i think it was the t18

[swift scarab]

Think like the pain feeling you get when you hyperextend a finger from smacking it with a ball or something, on all your fingers

[plush slate]

They ruined WOT for me after the update

I was a t1 t2 smurf fr

[swift scarab]

Only tank game I’ve ever played was WT, and I’ve never gone over about 3-4.0

[somber warren]

i member unplugging my xbox in the middle of the night and getting zapped, i was out for like 30 mins just sitting there totally confused

[swift scarab]

That’s probably a medium to high voltage short then

[fallow trellis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3XKx4KKCXU i fucking knew they were gonna do it

[somber warren]

i dunno i don't know jack shit about electronics

[swift scarab]

Mine basically just made my arm twitch until I broke the connection

[swift scarab]

Most outlets are med-high voltage naturally, low voltage is usually for specific devices

Hence the stereotypical fork in an outlet makes the giant boom

[somber warren]

yeah i guess medium to high then, was a simple power outlet

[swift scarab]

There’s also industrial grade outlets, which are much bigger and used for large equipment, like giant freezers, washing machines for clothes, dryers, etc

If you shorted one of those they’d probably kill you if you didn’t go flying

At best they’d give you heart trouble you’d need to go to the hospital for

[glossy urchin]

gotta love the smell of newbie electricians mixing with control outlets

[somber warren]

yeah most likely, i also heard that european power outlets have less voltage then american ones

[grim sluice]

DC goes one way, so it gives you more of a chance.

AC on the other hand keeps switching, so you 'stick' to it

[swift scarab]

Most common outlets are AC

[glossy urchin]

once watched a guy sent himself up a whole flight of stairs cause he didn´t check if the box was disconnected

[somber warren]

lmao

[swift scarab]

Oh yeah shorting a breaker box itself is a nightmare

[tulip ravine]

Hello chat

[swift scarab]

Depending on which part you short, you’d have a chance of basically electrocuting yourself with the main city power

[glossy urchin]

lucky mf too, was blind for a week and a bunch of 2nd degree on the hands, but pretty much fine in the long term

[somber warren]

hello hydro, do you have any funny electronics storys?

[tulip ravine]

Not really

Apart from when I blew my power supply up

[swift scarab]

Nice

[tulip ravine]

Yes

I set 240 v to 120

By accident

Pop

[somber warren]

i once got a piece of toast stuck in my toaster, so i got a fork to fish it out
Then i thought for a second, and decided that is a retarded af idea so i didn't do it

[swift scarab]

I remember a long time ago I accidentally spilled beer on my dad’s ancient laptop and it actually started to work faster and better before it ended up shorting out and needed repaired

[glossy urchin]

electricity funfact: if you randomly smell fish, run

[swift scarab]

Bro was about to pull a Dumb Ways To Die

[grim sluice]

What does hydrogen smell like again?

[somber warren]

I was like: Wait a minute....

[swift scarab]

Our natural gas smells like liquid ass, good for if we get a leak

[somber warren]

why?

[glossy urchin]

yeah cause methane is added to it to detect leaks. Hydrogen, yeah, you´re fucked

[plush slate]

Bro was boutta become a skeleton

[swift scarab]

I don’t think hydrogen has a smell

[glossy urchin]

electric fires tend to smell like fish in the early state

[plush slate]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-spin-fan-rope-gif-25248314

[somber warren]

interesting... So its either that one coworker that didn't shower in a while or the office is about to burn down

[grim sluice]

I can't remember, but leaking batteries do have a scent. I just can't remember off the top of my head.

[glossy urchin]

it doesn´t that´s why it´s so dangerous. you got a leak in storage? enjoy just dropping

[somber warren]

acid like i guess

[grim sluice]

I guess it mixes with other things in the air as it's liberated.

If lucky

[plush slate]

Speaking of batteries, if your car battery has corrosion on it, take some cocacola from the USA and dump it on

[swift scarab]

Our batteries around here don’t usually use Hydrogen, most of ours are lithium ion paste

[plush slate]

It'll remove the corrosion

[grim sluice]

Cleaning the terminals

[glossy urchin]

well it´s lighter than air so if you got a high roof you´re good. getting something of the topshelf might turn into a dive though

[robust cove]

I've done that enough times before knowing that can kill you that I think I might actually be invincible

[swift scarab]

I always find it funny that this works

[grim sluice]

Standard car batteries use battery acid; and the basis of acid is free hydrogen.

[plush slate]

People drink that shit

[somber warren]

now its time to really test your luck

toaster bath

[swift scarab]

Some of the car places around here I’ve seen advertise paste based car batteries, they weigh more then the regular ones but they’re supposedly safer

[plush slate]

https://tenor.com/view/toaster-bath-gif-22277891

[somber warren]

i found a old Wehrmacht Knife in a River, soaked it it coke to remove the rust. Worked like a charm

[grim sluice]

Haven't heard of it until now. I know only the solid blocks, but those things when they catch fire are fucking nasty.

[swift scarab]

The SS would like to know your location

[plush slate]

[subtle tapir]

c a t

[glossy urchin]

you´d be suprised with how much old ww2 and even 1 equip is still casually floating about in the german and austrian countryside xD

i know three people with original mg 3 and 42s in their attics

[somber warren]

What does my grandpa and my router have in common?

They both have a SS-ID

[swift scarab]

Casually reads news article about WW2 era bomb randomly exploding in a river and killing someone

[plush slate]

That ww2 and ww1 equupment reminds me of a video... 1 sec

[glossy urchin]

Casually pulls a unpinned 70 year old grenade out of one of the most popular bathing lakes in the country at the age of 9 xD

[somber warren]

we had a dude that had a whole ass functioning Panther Tank in his garage

he plowed snow with it in the winter

[glossy urchin]

lol i remember something about a guy hiding a panzer 3 in his cellar a few years ago

highly doubt anyone would use them anymore at this point though, pretty sure that one was confiscated as soon as some official learned about it

[plush slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF9SAQiOQrQ

watch it

funny as fuck

[somber warren]

the dude with the panther, the whole village knew about it, he often would take kids for a spin, plow snow and stuff like that. Even towed some broken down cars and shit. Local government knew and was like: meh whatever
Then federal government heard about it. And they took it away, while destroying the top quality tank and the mans garage

[swift scarab]

I wish modern Lugers weren’t expensive as shit

[somber warren]

modern lugers? Like replicas?

[plush slate]

this.. this makes me chuckle

[swift scarab]

All the ones I find online are way too much

[swift scarab]

If it was Germany, owning anything related to the nazis was illegal and had to be confiscated, otherwise, you need special permits and other stuff to own a tank by itself

[somber warren]

lmao

[plush slate]

if only we were so fortunate to have a papa box with a luger and SS cap

AND A FULLY LOADED LUGER FFS

[somber warren]

oh it was germany. And yes you can't own a tank, well you can but can't drive it anywhere and it has to be deactivated

[swift scarab]

The only person in my family that was in the army was my mother, and she never deployed (thankfully)

[somber warren]

that poor magazine spring lmao

[swift scarab]

You can drive it if it has rubber treads so it’s road safe

[plush slate]

things been holding it in since ww2

[somber warren]

have fun finding rubber treads for a panther tank

[plush slate]

dude needs to just release

[glossy urchin]

yeah that part´s suspiciously on the line of "and then everyone clapped" i´ve seen my fair shair of ww2 lugers, most of them are rusted to high hell

[plush slate]

what if it's stuck in a box that hasnt been opened since ww2?

[swift scarab]

I mean if it was kept in a keepsake box and never touched it’d probably be in better condition then one found in the dirt or a destroyed building

[plush slate]

it couldnt rust that much, could it?

i know russia i think stored some guns in a salt mine, those didnt rust

[somber warren]

it can always rust, there only needs to be a bit of humitity

[plush slate]

and those were there since the cold war

[glossy urchin]

it still wouldn´t work. the thing hasn´t been lubricated in almost a century. besided lugers being relatively unreliable in the first place

[plush slate]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AWbaVbAAB8c

^ this

[swift scarab]

Russian guns didn’t give a shit if they rusted in the first place, that’s the difference

[glossy urchin]

maybe you´d get the first round off, but that´s about it

[plush slate]

yeah but the salt helps to stop rusting

as well as preserve ammo

[swift scarab]

Good for preserving food too

[somber warren]

i mean they are packed in treated wood boxes, wrapped in oil paper

[glossy urchin]

well yes, because salt takes away the humidity that usually cause the rust in the first place

[swift scarab]

All natural desiccant

[primal kiln]

https://vxtwitter.com/WizardryPosting/status/1688805346897223680?t=l_ASHT95bQrhr8oG51ZRSw&s=19

[plush slate]

you know the best part tho? that stockpile they found. "various states of disrepair". russia be like: we found the new weapons our conscripts will use

and who cares if the ammo blows up in their faces

[somber warren]

one man gets rifle, the next gets ammo
if man with rifle dies, you pick up rifle ivan

[spiral raven]

the fuck

[rancid iris]

why does he have jhin's mask on his leg

[swift scarab]

I remember one of the Medal Of Honor games (or maybe it was an old CoD, I was like 5) started you with no gun, when you pressed the fire button your guy held up a clip of ammo for a mosin and that was it lol

[plush slate]

sand mage AKA chronomancer

[somber warren]

pretty sure it was like cod2 i think

or waw

[glossy urchin]

cod 2 stalingrad level

[swift scarab]

Either way I was too young to remember

[glossy urchin]

starts on the barge with people jumping overboard and getting commissared

[swift scarab]

Was that one on ps2, I could probably emulate it if it is

[glossy urchin]

no matter how many times you´d play that level you´d allways think now´s the time i get the gun and not the ammo

[somber warren]

i think cod 1 and 2 are only pc

[swift scarab]

Darn

[somber warren]

cod 3 was on ps2

[rancid iris]

yeah

thats what i was bout to say

wasnt on ps2 till cod 3

[swift scarab]

Besides that one that didn’t really count, I think first CoD I played was the campaign for MW3

[rancid iris]

i grew up with cod4/mw2

[somber warren]

but i'm pretty sure they had cod 1 in the xbox 360 store bc i played the demo of that. You could play the whole game in the demo, but if you died you started from the tutorial again

[plush slate]

i started COD 3, the ww2 one

[swift scarab]

My current stash of cod games are about half of the ones people unanimously hate lmao

[plush slate]

then i played MW1, 2, 3, black ops, BO2

bo2 and MW3 were my jam bro

i loved that shit

[rancid iris]

agree

[swift scarab]

BO3, BO Cold War, Advanced Warfare, Infinite Warfare, MW1 and 2 remastered, MW2016

[plush slate]

im kinda iffy on the newer CODs

advanced warfare was fun

i used to use that sonic shotgun

and the tommy gun

but otherwise it was difficult with the jumping and verticality

BO2 was where i was the best, tbh

i used the peacekeeper SMG RELIGIOUSLY

https://callofduty.fandom.com/wiki/Peacekeeper

[somber warren]

Peacekeeper smg was so good

loved that shit

[plush slate]

it was my fucking gun

when i went peacekeeper

IT WAS MY FUCKING MAP NOW SQUEAKER

[somber warren]

an94 also goat

[swift scarab]

I wasn’t too good at multiplayer for any of the Cod games, but I got damn good at the campaigns

[plush slate]

an94 i didnt like that much

im an SMG and shotgun player

[somber warren]

i mostly played zombie mode

[swift scarab]

Ever played the hardcore max difficulty versions of Infinite Warfare before

[somber warren]

never played IW

[plush slate]

i used the KSG and s12 in bo2

[somber warren]

i currently only own bo1 and bo3

[plush slate]

either big dick pump shotgun or a semi auto shotgun

those are my guns

MW3 i used the USAS12

[somber warren]

ACR in MW3 was goated

[swift scarab]

Have to worry about your helmet breaking, if a specific part of your body is damaged too much it’ll handicap in a different way depending on the part, no regen period, only way to heal is health stims

[somber warren]

hmmmm

i love that kind of CBT

but i don't want to give activision any money

bc fuck them

[swift scarab]

You have to beat the game at least once normally

[plush slate]

i'd use the ACR and Scar-L every now and then

honestly, i only buy call of duty now for the campaign

the multiplayer for me is usually a miss

mw 2023/2024 is going to be just me in the campaign

i wanna see how they do the remake makarov

if he turns or is actually a fucking evil douchebag like the first series

[somber warren]

i would never buy Cod for the campaign, Campaign was never their strenght

if they did a Only Zombies like full game with i dunno like 8 maps vanilla + another 4 or 8 dlc

i would buy that in a heartbeat

I love Zombie mode so much

my childhood

[plush slate]

im more of a pve story person, honestly

[somber warren]

NOOOOO

[somber warren]

i mean zombie mode is pve story

well the story is the easter eggs

but close enough

[plush slate]

i dont like the story in zombies. it's not campaign-like

it's all story based on world-building which i know some people like

but i'd rather have like dialog and mission changes etc.

the most i played zombies was BO2 in the town square

training zombies as a CIA agent

[somber warren]

Man Town was the best Vanilla Zombies Map. But goddamn that lava is annoying

[plush slate]

true

especially with the fuckin packapunch there

right in the fucking volcano

[somber warren]

i hated it, i'm just glad they ditched the lava for the dlc maps

Bo2 has some of the best dlc maps

[somber warren]

fr

not even remaster

they just porting the og game and calling it a day

i could just download ps3 emulator and rom for free and install shaders

[plush slate]

they have made 6 billion dollars since GTA5 released. you think they'll give two shits about their other IPs?

they'll do bare minimum on their other titles, and they'll also continue to milk their playerbase on GTA

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/nULouD7nvgQ

Watch the first mission of this

[somber warren]

tbh i don't even know how they still make money on it, no one i know ever bought shark cards

[light charm]

Children

[swift scarab]

It shows the max difficulty health system

[oblique spire]

Cod 4, MW2, BO1, BO2, MW3....

[somber warren]

That was... a very very long time ago

it will never be as good as those games

never

[somber warren]

this looks horrible

i love it

[swift scarab]

Correct

[oblique spire]

[somber warren]

i about to go medieval on some curly fries with siracha mayo

this is gonna be good

[plush slate]

bro, just do ketchup or bbq sauce

fucking disgusting

[oblique spire]

nuh uh

[swift scarab]

The campaign for IW is honestly one of the more unique ones, in terms of choice

[somber warren]

nuh uh i have ascended

[plush slate]

aka: i have forsaken logic, and have turned to the dark side

[swift scarab]

Once you get past the prologue missions, you get the freedom to choose the missions you want to do

[somber warren]

this mf telling me i should eat my fries with ketchup (what are you, 12?) instead of godly creamy yet delightfully spicy mayonaise

[oblique spire]

Perish

sweet n sour sauce

goated

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-filthyfrank-gif-6106256

[oblique spire]

If you disagree kys

[somber warren]

better then ketchup for sure

[oblique spire]

Ketchup is godly

[plush slate]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-dead-deceased-gif-14733420

[oblique spire]

has been since the beginning

[plush slate]

literally me in that pic rn

[somber warren]

you want some tomato with your sugar paste?

[plush slate]

it's sugar with tomato paste turd-bucket

[somber warren]

drink your cornsyrup

[oblique spire]

Also

fuck calling it ketchup

[plush slate]

i dont get ketchup with cornsyrup

fuck the farmers

i get mine with pure cane sugar

[oblique spire]

It's tomato sauce

[plush slate]

i actually recently got some italian ketchup from my grocery store

[somber warren]

ohhh falcoooooo

[plush slate]

holy fuck does it taste so much better

and it's not a slime either, it's actually got substance

[oblique spire]

I'm Australian not falconese

[livid pond]

gday mate

[somber warren]

we have spiced ketchup here

its good

[oblique spire]

Perish

[eager igloo]

Ketchup is only good for making BBQ sauce

Fuck ketchup all my homies hate ketchup

[plush slate]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-drumpf-trump-stupid-gif-6220235

ketchup is good by itself

[somber warren]

[robust cove]

the only good one, love that shit

[livid pond]

There are so many tomato sauces that are better than ketchup, yall need to expand your tastes

[somber warren]

You got that in Poland too? please tell me its the one from Hela

[oblique spire]

Yeah but chicken fingies in the air fryer with a slab of tomato sauce

Sauce not in the air fryer ofc

[somber warren]

Its not fucking tomato sauce you degenerate

[plush slate]

L + don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again

[oblique spire]

Yes it is perish you german fuck

[hybrid hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/dialogue-toilet-gif-25345022

[plush slate]

sounds like we need a reverse holocaust

[oblique spire]

Yes

[plush slate]

mind if i steal?

nvm i just did

[robust cove]

no I don't think we have hela here, I mainly buy whatever polish ketchup

[somber warren]

My man that is positively outrageous, but i do not remember enquiring

[robust cove]

read that with a british posh accent

I hate you now

[somber warren]

i am sad you don't get to enjoy hela spiced ketchup

[plush slate]

good sir, i would like to advise you to properly insert a plant with prickly spines known as a cactus up your anal cavity, and promptly rotate in a violent manner

[robust cove]

me too

[somber warren]

get in line with the others

[zealous elm]

and face the wall

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-avengers-endgame-old-man-i-dont-think-i-will-gif-14669627

[plush slate]

STOP RESISTING

STOP RESISTING

[somber warren]

GUN GUN GUN

[robust cove]

I skip the line because I'm pregaganant

[zealous elm]

start digging

[somber warren]

Your a man

[plush slate]

BECAUSE IT'S SMOOTHBORE AND NAILS THE NEIGHBORS DOG

-99 dog HP

[somber warren]

TALLY HO LADS

[oblique spire]

Hey german

[robust cove]

how could you know

[somber warren]

yeag

[plush slate]

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

[oblique spire]

Chicken fingies with a slab of tomato sauce

[zealous elm]

you are on discord

[somber warren]

bc there is no wemen on the internet

[zealous elm]

aint no women on discord

[robust cove]

both great points

[somber warren]

nah dude that just tasted boring

[plush slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mVfv3b-4E

[somber warren]

need some spice

[oblique spire]

Perish racist kraut

[robust cove]

you've had enough spice in 1939

[plush slate]

PANZERKAMPFWAGEN SCHADENFREUDE!!!!

[somber warren]

Racist? Thanks for noticing

[oblique spire]

exactly

[oblique spire]

exactly

[eager igloo]

I got some jalapeno spiced mayo sauce

[plush slate]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[plush slate]

watch that

[somber warren]

sounds good

[oblique spire]

have before

10/10 video

[plush slate]

very based

[eager igloo]

It is sublime

[oblique spire]

Sure now go invade a country or smth

[plush slate]

you are a fucking heathen

and i hope you die in hell

[oblique spire]

be extremely racist

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/mileena-mortal-kombat-11-gif-20204338

[eager igloo]

Although I'm more of a BBQ gal

[eager igloo]

Hello fellow woman

[weak jackal]

omg hiiiii

[buoyant yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/cannibalism-dylanwangtheirresistible-watermelon-head-theirresistible-gif-20167535

[robust cove]

the fema- I mean feline

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/713919738555924520/1138500949430763593/ezgif.com-video-to-gif.gif

[somber warren]

this mf acting like he didn't ask me everyday if i invaded poland yet, and encouraging me to do it

[dreamy flax]

@tall willow (thesnapped) has been banned for reason: telling random people to kill themselves in DMs, slur in bio. please grow up
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1012510897136222293/1129625950175367238/Glory_to_Discord_Moderators_DOR_ver.mp4

[plush slate]

[somber warren]

lmao

[plush slate]

L

[oblique spire]

Yes.

[plush slate]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[plush slate]

have you gassed anyone yet?

[plush slate]

what's your favorite flavor of gas?

[oblique spire]

Ok now adios racists

[robust cove]

hey, I'm not race car

[somber warren]

in this economy? are you insane?

[weak jackal]

weird dork btfo'd

[plush slate]

what? chemical warfare is great for the economy

it makes JOBS

[oblique spire]

You are now a race car

[spiral raven]

this is steeve. he killed an opressor

[somber warren]

🏎️

[plush slate]

hi steve

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1138316097142132767/ass.webp

[plush slate]

which nascar are you? ford? chevy? toyota?

[plush slate]

bruh needs to not work at gamestop

[somber warren]

Is this some kind of joke i'm to european to understand?

[robust cove]

screams racial slurs

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/345546188411502592/1138499002145439774/8636322644.mp4

[plush slate]

how do you not have the rookie role?

[spiral raven]

steeve died 😭

[plush slate]

sketchdge

[somber warren]

this is nascar? where are all the drunk hillbillys? the half naked chicks?

[plush slate]

steve died?!?!

[plush slate]

lies and slander. that only happens on mondays after the lord's day

[weak jackal]

UNIVERSE?!

[plush slate]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-skeleton-skeleton-gif-22598892

[somber warren]

thank god

[robust cove]

Minecraft

[plush slate]

i hope that show fucking dies