🎪bruh-fart

[ruby minnow]

5 am hits different

like somebody could dream of tomorrow and that thing the person dreamed of happens

[final cedar]

Futurama did it and I like that idea

[ruby minnow]

maybe its dreams of our older loops

we dream of what will happen but we cannot grasp the reality of it

we just think its a dream

but actually its a memory

of what will happen

[final cedar]

I think you won't ever be able to measure this

and therefore it don't matter to break your head about that concept

[ruby minnow]

and if there is a loop

who controls it

does the loop just control itself

go by itself

like something happened in the first world and somebody triggered a loop \

[final cedar]

What does control mean in that context?

[ruby minnow]

like when will the loop start when will it end when will something be done

[visual stirrup]

Newton's Flaming Laser Sword:
If it can't be settling with experimentation, it's not worth talking about.

[final cedar]

a loop like that would've probably just started at the end?

[ruby minnow]

like how did the loop start

and how does it end

[final cedar]

at the start

[ruby minnow]

did a mad scientist just caused the loop to start

[open turret]

there is no mad scientist just horny ppl (what embed)

[ruby minnow]

embed failure

laugh at this user

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1068459806781878312.webp?size=64&name=cringeharold&quality=lossless

[visual stirrup]

I'm really enjoying the 4th grade philosophy going on.

[final cedar]

How about your universe got created when you were born, revolves around you and gets destroyed when you die

[ruby minnow]

yeah the middle school pshilosophy club right here

[final cedar]

maybe I am god

[ruby minnow]

man we didn't even had clubs in middle school sadge

[visual stirrup]

Life is self destructive by it's very nature.

Long before humans came along, a bunch of bacteria that used the CO2 (naturally made by volcanic processes) and excreted oxygen were the dominant life forms for thousands of years.

Then, they used up all of the CO2 and suffocated, leaving us with an oxygen rich atmosphere.

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/764889291166842900/1136443525429465148/dry_steak.mp4

[visual stirrup]

You can draw the parallels yourself.

[final cedar]

hehe, dumb bacteria nuked themselves

[ruby minnow]

mr R key is more dimly lighted then other keys

and i think it has been like that for awhile now

[final cedar]

imagine being so stupid as a species that you turn a perfectly habitable environment into a toxic wasteland you can't survive in anymore

[visual stirrup]

couldn't be us...

[ruby minnow]

tbh i would love to be just a single celled organism

imagine that you don't care what is going on around you

you just survive

somehow

[final cedar]

nah, I want my neurotransmitters go brrt when I take funny pills

lizard maybe

[ruby minnow]

bro i need to care about hunger thirst sleep sanity money rent bills

i would rather be just a creature that cannot even be seen with naked eye

i need to care about politics raising prices

which destroys my sanity

like at the current time i am teen i don't need to care about the bills the rent the raising prices because my family does that

i can live my life

but when i grow up i cannot escape from that

[edgy abyss]

[visual stirrup]

Your 21st century problems would be replaced with the primordial ones
Eating, and getting eaten
That is, if you were even intelligent enough to have some sort of thought.

This shit is just a socially acceptable way of saying "I wanna kill myself"

[final cedar]

wake up as a lizard on a hot rock
lick your eyes
the memories of paying bills and working a job start to fade away and loose meaning
time to eat a bug

[ruby minnow]

i will eat ze bugs i will live in ze pod

[edgy abyss]

Bliss

[final cedar]

tried to find that greentext. rember it was pretty good

[ruby minnow]

imagine if you were just an armadillo who avoided cars on a highway

[glad carbon]

you can do that without being one

[inland jackal]

Easy solution: Leech off your parents

[upper axle]

yea we have a game about that. it's called Death Stranding.

[glad carbon]

i thought its just a package delivery sim

[final cedar]

I am fragilé, but I am not that fragile

https://tenor.com/bRWEb.gif

[inland jackal]

Is death stranding like that? It's been sitting in my epic games library for a while now.

[final cedar]

it's about living in pods and eating time bugs

and drinking monster energy until they patched it out

[ruby minnow]

its better to play the game and understand if its for you

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bnEkF.gif

[upper axle]

the LITERAL basis of death stranding's backstory is prior to a major event prior to the game's start that i wont elaborate on because basically talking about the game in detail is spoilers, humanity figured out how to not just see into, but GO TO the afterlife.

and come back.

this had some consequences.

[final cedar]

also, doesn't he poop in the shower?

[ruby minnow]

yeah it has a really big plot

[inland jackal]

Thats. Actually kinda cool

[upper axle]

theres a pop out toilet in the shower.

[final cedar]

and his poop is used for grenades?

[inland jackal]

I might play it

[final cedar]

like you throw your piss at ghosts to gross them away

[upper axle]

yea his shower water, piss, shit and blood are all able to be made into grenades that damage the monsters, but i cant say WHY or when that comes in because its ALSO spoilers.

[inland jackal]

You're thinking of tf2.

[final cedar]

play DS, it's good

[upper axle]

also the baby lets you know where the invible monsters are.

[inland jackal]

Except the ghosts are robots

[upper axle]

also the rain isnt rain.

[final cedar]

rain is time napalm

[inland jackal]

I know about the rain

[upper axle]

it's called "timefall", and it accellerates time for anything it touches. which is why everyone wears clothes basically made of plastic shopping bags LOL

[final cedar]

||don't burn the demon baby||

[ruby minnow]

death stranding is a game about carrying cargo

and a plot so big

that you cannot type it in that easily

[upper axle]

death stranding is a game that is a VERY slow burn story and also has the simultaneously most engaging and cool exploration and navigation based gameplay i've ever played, and also the most boring and monotonous gameplay i've ever played, and its like that on PURPOSE.

[ruby minnow]

i think the best part about death stranding is the online connection

other players build highways

[final cedar]

I think i put in like 98h and in the end just used cheat engine to halt the decay of all the roads I build because it took fucking forever to build everything even in MP

[ruby minnow]

and if they are in the building phase oyu can help them build it

[final cedar]

the MP built ziplines are goated tho

[upper axle]

Kojima literally made the game boring and lonely on purpose because it really hammers home the idea that you're a literal mailman for essentially post apocalypse postal service in the US and have to deliver packages back and forth across really hazardous terrain across vast swathes of varied terrain, but you're also serving a greater purpose in reconnecting a destroyed world. its REALLY stupdily avant garde and i love it.

like, back to the rain real quick

weather is real time.

[ruby minnow]

kojima is a great dev

[upper axle]

except when theres like, story based scripted timefalls, rain is pretty random otherwise (unless its active monster territory but thats not ALWAYS), and you literally have a button to sit down and take a nap ANYWHERE just on the ground, and there is no accellerated wait mechanic like skyrim

so if its raining and you dont want your packages to be super at risk from being in the rain too long, you have the option of finding some form of cover from said rain (or later on MAKING one), and just sitting down and waiting it out in real time.

doing so also restores your stamina gradually

in theory its fucking awful game design for a wide appeal kind of game, for sure.

but thats not the target audience.

Death Stranding is definitely NOT for everyone. it's a really pretentious and avant garde art piece disguised as a video game.

and fuck, i love it.

[urban ocean]

Death Stranding was my game of 2020

Loved the hell out of it

Except for chapter 3-5

That shit was a fucking slog

Everything before and beyond that though?

https://tenor.com/view/chefs-kiss-french-chef-perfect-dish-excellent-food-perfection-gif-20341505

[upper axle]

i still really need to finish it

im thinking i may reinstall the directors cut and play a bit tonight.

ive been kinda swept up in other shit both IRL and in gaming and havent been able to invest time into Death Stranding as a result

[native jungle]

For how intense it was, it was just chill enough to sit back and enjoy the world.

[upper axle]

its a REALLY beautiful game, the world is fucking gorgeous

and i live in like, rural northern new england, i have easy access to really stunning nature vistas.

[native jungle]

DS, RDR2 and Ghost made me take soooo many screenshots.

[upper axle]

Death Stranding is just SO fucking pretty.

[final cedar]

first time fighting a ||ghost whale|| was so cool too

the whole ||spec ops soldier man|| arc felt a bit tacked on for some reason

[grizzled meadow]

Can someone ping me in the Death Stranding conversation starting point?

I want to read from there

[little mirage]

Spec ops arc felt more like presentation

[grizzled meadow]

Found it

[little mirage]

DS only game I felt relaxed and not sleepy at the same time

[grizzled meadow]

@inland jackal from a man who still have to finish the game but have played a lot of it, so I can say I know something

The game literally is FedEx Simulator, with story on the side
That's the gameplay
You either love it or hate it

I suggest to watch a gameplay or something because what you see is what you get
You get better stuff to do this A to B thing more efficently, but again the literal gameplay is... that

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-porter-bridges-death-stranding-norman-reedus-video-game-clap-gif-17203212

I've missed the hype wave for death stranding

Never watched letsplays, never played it myself

[inland jackal]

I've seen a little bit of gameplay. My bf forced me to watch some jacksepticeye gameplay

[grizzled meadow]

I also suggest to read and remember what @upper axle said

Because every word said is correct

Objective truth

[upper axle]

thank you.

https://tenor.com/view/father-garcia-faith-the-unholy-trinity-garcia-faith-grindset-gif-27507444

[grizzled meadow]

The game still is FedEx Simulator but if you like it it's a 10/10

[upper axle]

wait, i JUST noticed that your PFP is father Garcia.

fucking amazing

[grizzled meadow]

What are the odds

[upper axle]

[inland jackal]

That's cool and all but I can barely remember what I had for dinner last night.

[undone wave]

It was mac and cheese wasn't it

[grizzled meadow]

I am at the mountains section, so you know where I am, without spoilers for anyone, and actually thank you for keeping everything spoiler free, seriously

[grizzled meadow]

Just read it again, it's the game in two words
"Not for everyone" is the best way to describe it

[upper axle]

ye no prob man. i love kojima games with a passion, posting spoilers for his work would be a dick move and would detract from possible enjoyment of it for others!

i'm on the section directly before that iirc, i know what section you are talking about tho, but idk jack shit of what happens in it or AFTER especially.

currently reinstalling rn and gonna pick up where i left off.

i think im on one of the timed deliveries iirc.

[grizzled meadow]

I really want to like the game but it's a fucking slog to play
I like the story and I want to know more, but knowning that I have to do A to B with all that shit in the middle...

I'm also a type of player that really want to do side stuff before doing the main thing

So picture me doing all that shit for 5 stars

[grizzled meadow]

You can get burned out from this game easily

I won't even hide my using cheats to just teleport from A to B, because I just couldn't take it at one point
And those mountains aren't making it easier

[inland jackal]

Well lets figure out if it's for me lol

[upper axle]

see personally i have a ton of experience with "this game is fucking amazing but oh my GOOOOD is this part a slog" type stuff because i play final fantasy 14, and i started 8 years ago when heavensward was new, long before they did the rework to the pre-heavensward post ARR patch content. that shit was hellishly long and dull, but getting through it was FUCKING WORTH IT for what has become my #1 video game story of all time.

genuinely that story has been with me for 8 or more years now, and its still ongoing and its getting continuously better.

and they dont like, keep the story of the expansions self contained either.

each one leads into the next very naturally and smoothly, and you can tell they planned WAY ahead because without spoiling anything, theres like 3 or 4 plot threads that got started in ARR, the base game prior to any expansions, that didnt get fully resolved until THIS FUCKING YEAR.

[visual stirrup]

Cutting the walking out of the walking game?
Not that I'm in any position to judge; I removed the fast travel limits in GAMMA

[upper axle]

over 10 years later IRL

and BTW for reference on how long it on average takes someone to experience all of FFXIV's story content, not including any additional activities, ONLY the REQUIRED content to finish the main story and get to the current level cap of 90.....over 450 hours rough estimate.

its a fucking marathon, not a sprint.

if you even CONSIDER sprinting it, you're dumb and are gonna quit the game.

relax, watch the cutscenes, get invested.

cry.

cry alot, actually.

i myself dont tend to get super emotional at video game stories.

final fantasy 14 has made me break down sobbing 7 or more times.

[uncut obsidian]

Jacksepticeye goated

[upper axle]

like, complete breakdown into tears.

games fuckin good.

[grizzled meadow]

I don't think so, because

In GAMMA (or rather Anomaly) you have to walk because you need to go from A to B to C etc., but that's not the 90% of the gameplay, the whole gameplay is staying alive, grabbing guns, armor, food, etc. and for this you have to walk, because that's the only type of transport you have
Or teleport
But the core gameplay isn't walking, the core gameplay is doing quests, making money, farm if needed, guns/armor/food/etc., repeat
And you walk (or teleport) because you have to walk, it's the only way to move after all

Death Stranding is a literal postal service simulator, that's what you do the whole time, there's something in the middle but the core is walking
If you remove walking from the game by doing what I did, you remove the whole gameplay

[upper axle]

this. literally everything in death stranding's gameplay flow is based around terrain traversal and mitigating damage to your cargo (outside of occasional combat with essentially bandits).

you have to press and hold the triggers in different ways to keep yourself balanced when you have cargo, terrain can be uneven and harder to traverse with heavy loads, vehicles have finite charge before they need to be charged again, otherwise you're back on foot, and even then vehicles cant go over all the terrain, et cetera.

[inland jackal]

Agreed

[upper axle]

there's an entire system ingame in regards to the weight and bulk of cargo on your body and how it's distribution physically and its weight changes your center of gravity, which DRASTICALLY effects your ability to traverse terrain.

[grizzled meadow]

I understand your POV, yes DS is a game where you have to take it slow, I know that, you can't expect to have everything in one go, that's not the way the game has to be played, I would say it's something you have to take with a dropper because that's how Kojima wanted the game to be
Which is cool and great on paper, go slow, take your time, okay
But if the gameplay is fucking boring
You got a problem

[upper axle]

theres equipment available after certain points that will allow you to carry more weight with less penalties, BUT it only does so much, and like vehicles, it wears out.

oh fun fact: you wear boots in Death Stranding, and they do wear out.

you have to replace your boots occasionally

not super often mind

but occasionally.

and if you arent careful and keep tabs on it, you'll end up having to walk a long distance without shoes if you didnt bring a backup pair

which is a problem.

in a pinch you can make boots in the field tho, if you have some sandalweed.

doesnt last long tho.

TLDR: proper footwear in good condition isnt just healthy to prevent your back from aching, its vital so you dont blowout the soles of your shoes and end up slicing your feet open on a jagged rock and dying of tetanus or whatever. (this is a joke you cant get tetanus as far as i know ingame)

(...as far as i know.)

[toxic sundial]

Normandy campaign:

[native condor]

How fucking far are you from earth?

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/973287348378951690/1082769897408442480/31193ab36ece9933b24ba953ae0a024a8ba7e281f10079e0d001c567c54d5260.mp4

[undone wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/752753006541537282/1136851996968747073/nxormng4mqbb1.webp

[mortal crane]

yeah I feel sorry for him also his first episode of his anime showing a have a horrible CGI bear ( even though it was kind of intentional) because after that his rest of the show is pretty good

[heavy halo]

is there any good AI sites like C.Ai without a filter?

i dont wanna do sex or shit like that

[undone wave]

The animals are all hand drawn after season 1

[heavy halo]

im doing an rp where its a eternal winter and i keep getting stopped when i kill anybody

i also realized im the manipulation master

[undone wave]

It helps that me and my friend are massive homos too

[heavy halo]

say what?

😨

[undone wave]

Anime

[native condor]

GAY SEX

[undone wave]

I'm talking about this anime

Say gex!

[undone wave]

Sitting in a dark and dingy room, learning slurs that haven't been uttered in millenia from ancient scrolls

[upper axle]

i hate the fact that "learning slurs that havent been uttered since a bygone age from the ancient texts" is actually a thing i did once.

i got curious.

i learned some REALLY old ones.

[native condor]

Klikker

[undone wave]

Mods, can we say ancient slurs 🥺

[native condor]

I'mq pop these Gako lasheesh

[upper axle]

fun fact; Goomba is a VERY antiquated slur against italians that has since been essentially reclaimed by italian americans to mean "a good friend" or something like that. "a couple of goombas" often is used now to refer to two guys who are very close and brotherly, but it used to be a derogatory slur for italians.

also mario enemy.

[native condor]

Holy shit mario is just a crazy drug addict hopped up on shrooms crushing peoples skulls

A crazy drug addicted plumber who gets cucked by bowser constantly loses his mind and goes on a rampage

[open turret]

loud

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1080605262559322112/1134181530697216030/pitbull_activities.mp4

[undone wave]

There was a toddler in that box

[native jungle]

was*

[visual stirrup]

My favorite anime entertainment is fans' mental gymanstics to explain how everything makes sense.
Lookin at you, Hamon Beat

[native jungle]

Baldur's Gate 3 looks great.

[undone wave]

world's biggest copium addict right there

I think he's a weirdo on twitter too

or atleast was

[open turret]

https://bigmemes.funnyjunk.com/large/pictures/a1/a7/a1a78e_10759327.jpg

[mortal crane]

I think Hamon Beat is fine at least debunks Araki's forgets and I think he's reviews are decent

[crimson flame]

https://tenor.com/view/gura-gif-21135992

goomba is short for gura roomba

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1101654731660742809.webp?size=64&name=SharkStare&quality=lossless

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752753006541537282/1136852983099957249/z0qttoi0v4cb1.webp

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1687411348961947648

No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)

Welcome to Norfolk.

Likes

5296

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Twitter · Aug 4, 2023, 10:33 AM

[upper axle]

i mean. i guess.

i dont really watch Vtubers all that much.

theres like...two? that i know anything beyond surface level shit i know through friends about.

i like Fauna's content, and Pippa scratches the itch for turbo autism content in the vein of 4chan chicanery when i get that. i dont watch either of them live tho. fauna is very much background noise/falling asleep content, and pippa is "whenever some dumb shit is in my youtube recommended" kind of viewing.

[weak jackal]

my favourite vtuber is jerma

[upper axle]

oh right i also recently found out about pikamee's new face, Henya.

she's fun.

speaking of jerma tho, i know a guy who actually went to a wedding jerma was at recently because of mutual connections, the story i got was as follows: he shows up at the wedding, meets jerma, who by the way is a genuinely very nice guy to meet IRL and almost exactly the same person he is on stream. a fucking goober all around. so he and jerma were like, the only two people under 50 or whatever at this wedding pretty much so they both kinda just hung out the entire night goofing off and talking about video games and other modern shit that old people dont understand.

this was like....within the past year or so iirc

but yea im not joking when i say that apparently Jerma ordered like 500 dollars worth of Wendys burgers and they both were just fucking giving em out to whoever was around where they were hanging out

fucking wild story, im probably forgetting some other goofy shit

but yea the mutual connection was that this guy works in real estate, and he sold a house to a guy who as it turns out is the fucking agent that gets Jerma and a BUNCH of other popular streamers stuff like sponsor deals and hooks them up with venues for goofy shit like Jerma's baseball stream.

so yknow.

thats funny

[undone wave]

What's the baseball stream?

[lapis zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-the-agents-know-dont-gif-18536773

[upper axle]

"its where he shoves an entire baseball up his ass on stream" -xxxBallfondlerxxx

[undone wave]

#justiceforballfondler

[trim sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/kyaru-karyl-chat-bubble-gif-26344022

[fallow trellis]

time is money

[eager igloo]

Hi cat

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-post-this-dog-post-this-cat-meme-post-this-dog-meme-post-this-cat-whenever-you-like-gif-22580233

[zealous vector]

I am being persecuted

[eager igloo]

[stone blade]

what? no.
that has to be support and jng players

[upper axle]

first pic for context, second pic for the payoff of the realest statement in regards to grad school.

[crimson flame]

lmao

i started working part time from the second semester

[odd sail]

flatulentia encephalum

[shrewd bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1129891166574346310/1137283255180210256/image0.jpg

[upper axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550720748130664458/1062183808541130863/ac17f4f28a6a125272bfdb00c5600d3998c5aa3ce7f56881a93fedfd36d96f4a_1.mp4

i hate how fucking genuinely relatable this song is.

my town is the kind of small town with like 3700 people on a GOOD day, so anytime a new store or whatever opens in town its like "YO HOLY SHIT THEY OPENED A HARDWARE STORE? HERE?"

there aint NOTHING better going on here.

[stone blade]

[robust cove]

I though for a second it was the "Zaza" store

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-18426833

[upper axle]

you deserve to be taken to the penis explosion chamber for that.

[fading shuttle]

no you

[upper axle]

only if you come with me and get your penis exploded too

:)

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/businessmen-handshake-handshake-businessmen-business-gif-23760387

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/father-garcia-faith-the-unholy-trinity-garcia-faith-grindset-gif-27507444

me and Alex aboutta get our penises exploded by Mr. Electric

[glad carbon]

catsee

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/PG0meTkx8o0

[fading shuttle]

Demon and random birb

Birb has nest on me balcony

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/vuxaej84s7gb1.jpg

[fading shuttle]

Dimun

[devout hull]

Pft. Amateur.

[fading shuttle]

i dont see you breaking world records

[devout hull]

I simply don't announce them.

[robust cove]

just some random ass dude comes into the house and gives the award to the still grieving mother "well at least he broke the world record by jacking off so many times m'am"

[fading shuttle]

ah yes the "i have a girlfriend, she just goes to a different school" rebuttal

[devout hull]

I actually hold the world record for twisting someone's dick the most amount of degrees before it rips.

[glad carbon]

Just do it in a hospital lol

[upper axle]

isnt the world record like, 86 times now?

dude didnt even get close

[fading shuttle]

83 apparently

[upper axle]

yea i just looked it up too.

83. guy in argentina

[fading shuttle]

could just be that the 56 happened before the argentinian

bruh

man really said "i have been training for this since i was born"

[upper axle]

so, adding fuel to the fire of my take that women are OVERWHELMINGLY priviledged in the field of sex on account of the lack of refractory period, the record for most female orgasms in an hour is like 136 in an HOUR.

thats fucking BULLSHIT

[fading shuttle]

yeah but women icky, they dont count

[quartz ridge]

Women
Feel good to look at

Talk to women

Feel bad

Unless i already know them

Feel attracted

Feel repelled because of the fact they talk too much

[upper axle]

women complain so fucking much about having less rights than men and a bunch of other shit, discarding the argument of them being full of shit or not THEY CAN CUM LIKE NONSTOP AND NOT DIE. 136 TIMES IN AN HOUR IS OVER TWICE A MINUTE

[quartz ridge]

And boring topics

Fun fact

Women arent even in the draft

[fading shuttle]

We are taking about the masturbation world record, get your coomer ass outta here

This is serious discussion

[quartz ridge]

Nuh uh

Okay listen here

What do men talk about?

Aliens n shit

Cool stuff

Women talk about drama and boring things

[quartz saffron]

Cats

[upper axle]

like straight up i dont give a single shit if a woman is pissed about a wage gap or whatever, women can cum 136 times in an HOUR and not die from it, while a man can have a heart attack if he cums like, 50 times in a DAY. thats fucked up.

[upper axle]

also orgasms last longer and feel better for women

[quartz ridge]

" whats up with the alien sightings? "

" probably massively advanced U.S government technology they are trying to hide "

Vs " did you hear about what happened to your aunt? "

[upper axle]

men just get post nut clarity and consider suicide.

[fading shuttle]

That's cus we gotta produce stuff so we can nut

[quartz ridge]

Imma be frank

Masturbation is overrated

[upper axle]

true.

[fading shuttle]

Women don't make anything, they eat hot chip and lie

[upper axle]

this is true

[quartz ridge]

It ruins you slowly

[upper axle]

but that being said it also applies to actual sex so like

[quartz ridge]

You also dont feel the same effects as before

Its like a drug

So you do it more

[quartz ridge]

Pick up a hobby and just do stuff about that instead

[quartz saffron]

Just saw a YouTube video about this cat

[fading shuttle]

That's stupid, smart people know you gotta space the masturbation out so it's good

[quartz ridge]

I get the urge is just

Start cleaning my guns

Destroy one addiction with another

[upper axle]

if a woman ever complains to me about sexual stamina or whatever i'm gonna make her cry with the perspective i give her.

[quartz ridge]

So you dont actually get hard when with a real woman?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1104933567269703800/1112205004426719242/caption-33.gif

[devout hull]

Work the shaft.

[fading shuttle]

Yes I can speak to women without getting hard or fantasizing about how we fuck

[upper axle]

she can cum 30 times EASY while the average guy cums once, MAYBE twice in a while day and cant do it for like 2 days afterwards, women also arent required to do anything other than lay there and take it while guys usually gotta work for that shit.

[quartz ridge]

I meant sex

[fading shuttle]

Ah yes the sex

[quartz ridge]

So you arent THAT much of a degen

[wraith osprey]

How does one learn this skill?

[fading shuttle]

I do the sex all the time yes

[quartz ridge]

Okay noted

[devout hull]

By getting hard and fucking.

[quartz ridge]

I have

Not felt the same since my ears got blown out at the range

Well not blown out

But oike

A dude fired his pistol and nded during like a no fire period

[fading shuttle]

Honestly doe I haven't gotten in any relationships cus I don't like any of the girls in my small town, and so I haven't put in any effort

[upper axle]

you guys ever seen that vid of the guy whose girl talked shit about his stamina in bed so he made her sit on the bed and hump the air with vigor for the length of time she made fun of him for lasting, and she was fucking DYING she was so winded after? women dont know how good they got it in bed and its obvious.

[quartz ridge]

And thag was when i went to take a piss

[quartz ridge]

Performance of sexual nature stems from how inshape you are also

[upper axle]

dude was a rather fit looking black fellow. girl was fit looking as well.

[fading shuttle]

Too hot outside, I'll wait until it's night to take my run

[quartz ridge]

Ermm what?

Isnt the heat all the fun?

[fading shuttle]

No?

[quartz ridge]

Like its the most intense part

[fading shuttle]

I don't wanna die of heatstroke mate

[quartz ridge]

Thats the most enjoyable for me

[quartz ridge]

Valid

[fading shuttle]

Well you are weird

The running Is the fun part, not the heat

I'll not run in 40 degree weather

[quartz ridge]

Both are equally enjoyablr

The joy of being able to survive it

[fading shuttle]

No they are not

[quartz ridge]

Yuh uh

[fading shuttle]

Nuh uh

[quartz ridge]

Yuh uh

[fading shuttle]

Nuh uh

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/KylieJenner/status/376901994029412352

Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner)

I am not hacked I am just having major issues with my male and female self. A bitch with balls

Likes

18238

Retweets

9329

Twitter · Sep 9, 2013, 2:56 AM

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1098204601607528539/1127533357232824380/881715749201272922-1.gif

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/kafka-kafka-honkai-honkai-honkai-star-rail-goodbye-chat-gif-6390910878080735402

[fading shuttle]

it is now 12:20, nap time

[fading shuttle]

Disturbing police cam footage

Acab

[wraith osprey]

All cops are busty

https://tenor.com/view/git-down-hoe-down-dance-gif-14318034

[mint mist]

what

[devout hull]

Some weak ass people wherever that guy lives.

Twice a day then can't do it for 2 days? Might as well turn them into meat puppets for recreation.

Drill in a dildo into their urethra or something.

The women, too. Attach electrodes all over their genitals so they actually work it.

[mint mist]

i mean.. he's here

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773435318677274646/1081157623367348244/ezgif-4-cf66808471.gif

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-hello-chat-mao-gif-22461031

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439519668819066880/1137330350352252938/All_Video_Downloader_ifunnyvideo_1691150051476.mp4

[solar obsidian]

i dont understand this video. i dont remember the rockets actually exploding

they dont seem to do that as a dropped ammo item

in fo3, ttw. maybe this is modded to explode rocket on-ground ammo?

and i did play fo3 vanilla

[grim sluice]

It's just silly dramatic effect.

[solar obsidian]

probably

[mint mist]

is that a fat hand

[dull sun]

that goofy ahh thumb

[urban ocean]

Literally @uncut obsidian

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473706892057772054/1137315568375054366/igVideo-3_1.mp4

[grim sluice]

I think the joke is the Aussies always call it the barbie instead of barbeque.

Shrimp on the barbie~

[uncut obsidian]

truers

i don't talk to hoes anyways tho

[modest shoal]

I don't think anyone actually fears the act of gay sex.

[stone blade]

yes.

[toxic sundial]

Hate work

[spiral raven]

atomic heart

[spiral raven]

fnuy

[stone blade]

I'm shitting

[spiral raven]

no way

are you fr

btw why bot didnt react with

fucking

chad emjoi

[solar obsidian]

#1096844082774540563

[spiral raven]

you're mom

huh

[spiral raven]

did i just saw

the fuck

for a second there was some

idk porn stuff

im not crazy

i swear

[fading shuttle]

He is clearly unstable

[eager igloo]

Fr

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-goes-insane-gif-25382090

[eager igloo]

Rats, probably

[spiral raven]

huh

what are u talking about

what rats

[spiral raven]

???

[eager igloo]

The ones that made you crazy

[uncut obsidian]

america map

[spiral raven]

wdym rats didnt make me crazy

the wood crawlers

they are coming

if you hear knocking on your door

dont open

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/kafka-kafka-hsr-kafka-honkai-star-rail-kafka-picmix-honkai-star-rail-gif-12458624553430832985

[cedar lion]

kafka

nice

[spiral raven]

pys

[weak jackal]

PISS MYSELF?

[spiral raven]

yes

dumbass

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/this-cannot-continue-stinkbugs11number1smeck-fan-cat-cat-in-water-water-cat-gif-25921319

[cedar lion]

YEAAAA

[normal reef]

@fading shuttle

[mint mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1019273431524593744/1134442384449601546/Screenshot_2023-07-27-17-42-07-461_com.png

[fading shuttle]

what

[uncut obsidian]

Uwuga⚠️

[cedar lion]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1105702124656017459/1117638677930184796/togif-1.gif

[solar obsidian]

@mint mist

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/831635606387687434/1137290183428014172/ec35a14373dbd735ed166a18253902cfe69c8ac92ddccb5b3c22830959496bff.webm

[mint mist]

wee thanksies

[fading shuttle]

https://vxtwitter.com/TopGyaru/status/1687610543333617666/photo/1

[modest shoal]

gpu cum

very deadly

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/947776725377490965/1137163864245555310/Iggy_Afk.webm

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/l0qo6y78w9gb1.png

[wide basin]

@fallow trellis never forgot https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/689094669035896876/1137380001260511252/vlqqur72jow31.webp

[livid pond]

hi chat

[fallow trellis]

literally me

[wide basin]

Devianart has taxed your soul

[fallow trellis]

its actually twitter but it feels the same

[wide basin]

Twitter is devianart but with less sonic oc's

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718203963295399946/1136841543286796318/363831338_2442480815930216_3476688537727871718_n.mp4

[spiral kindle]

Baki physique

[shrewd obsidian]

Wannabe ostrich

[edgy abyss]

imagine having crypto

[high token]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-nerd-emoji-sad-anime-sad-reaction-gif-26492557

[shrewd obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/needs-nerd-haha-laughing-laugh-gif-17436946

[fallow trellis]

i dont mean to get too political

but i cant trust police officers after this news i just cant

[high token]

The GC was leaked

[devout hull]

I like biting into frozen raw eggs.

[narrow lotus]

And they say we are 100 years behind

[stone blade]

they dont know

[ruby minnow]

modern romanians

[narrow lotus]

[edgy abyss]

what if this car came to pick you up?

[runic kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/757498702557347950/1137314933835583568/FB_IMG_1691227397816.jpg

[cedar lion]

kirty

[runic kernel]

Him gone

[cedar lion]

noooo

[golden stratus]

I have been playing scum for a while now and last time i logged out i had some nice weapons and gear on me as well as a car with a lot of loot while being in the middle of a city.
update 0.9 rolls out with new bunkers and a server wipes.
i log back in with prisoner clothes, bank card and no weapons to my name in the same place i logged. surrounded by puppets, i ran my ass to the nearest tall building and threw my ass off it. i was going out in my own terms!

[grizzled meadow]

Rest in peace Tater Tot

[plucky void]

control your destiny

[narrow lotus]

I throw grenade

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWeOymT2wzA

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1137394101495545967/1691223663217585069_557e0563_460x818.webm

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/849020163462266902/1136247737340407889/8c8d6617e7109c58e627de215cd2770b.mov

[fair scaffold]

Motherfucking 10 mins and 54 secs long

weeeeeeeeeeew

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675071031680958564/1137402719573909626/FB_IMG_1691248333837.jpg

[spiral kindle]

The germans used this on prisoners in ww2

[ruby minnow]

tf happened to my car?????????????

[hasty dove]

it was used to kill fleas and it was used on clothing only and it was used by every army since WW1, but otherwise you are correct

[spiral kindle]

tf you talking about you schizo

fucking freak

[devout hull]

You should play C:DDA instead.

[spiral raven]

cock

[ruby minnow]

i didn't really ask

[devout hull]

I will say so either way.

[hasty dove]

have you read #📄rules by any chance?

[final cedar]

kys

[spiral kindle]

[upper axle]

these are the kind of people who would instantly drop dead if you showed them a /pol/ thread on a GOOD day.

[spiral kindle]

A shame really that I got banned from 4chan

[upper axle]

how the fuck did you manage THAT?

[devout hull]

LMAO

[spiral kindle]

Asked something about programming in the wrong thingy

[final cedar]

no, probably just tired of the cops behavior and used anything they possibly could as ammunition to get him in trouble in this made up, completely fictional comedy skit

[devout hull]

IMAGINE BELIEVING HALF THE RULES APPLY TO #🎪bruh-fart

[spiral kindle]

board

bord

fuck

how do you write that

[devout hull]

Gave me a good laugh, @hasty dove, thanks.

[upper axle]

if you were too insufferable for 4CHAN then i think you should probably be barred from existence TBH. also i somehow doubt they would ban you from the whole site for asking about programming on the wrong board.

[final cedar]

I can see why

[upper axle]

like 4chan is dumb but they arent THAT dumb

[spiral kindle]

Well it was a 24 hour ban you see, I just never appealed it

[final cedar]

read 2 msgs and completely hate thy guts

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/dude-wheres-my-car-looking-around-gif-17147621

[devout hull]

4chan can be uncannily coordinated.

[upper axle]

ah. so you lied about being banned from 4chan.

got it.

[spiral kindle]

No, Im still banned

[upper axle]

this is true.

[spiral kindle]

Just need to appeal it

[upper axle]

they are definitely very capable of some scary ass shit when they band together for a cause

[final cedar]

4chan bans are definitely not a thing

[upper axle]

i mean shit look no further than the He Will Not Divide Us saga

[final cedar]

like reroll your IP and clear cache

[hasty dove]

well, good to know

[upper axle]

that too, the bans arent even really effective

[final cedar]

well, looks like they are for the kind of people you want out

[devout hull]

You ban one lolimaster123 and a lolifather123 pops up a day later.

[upper axle]

like yea in THEORY you can get banned but like, it never happens and even when it does its braindead easy to circumvent

[urban ocean]

Amerifat elevator

[upper axle]

still really funny to see a person post something and see big red text that says [USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST] on it.

[urban ocean]

The feds just unban themselves

[spiral kindle]

God I love this

bro nearly shit his pants

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778442718551867402/1137314971768864768/20230603_130643.jpg

[final cedar]

racist

[spiral kindle]

[urban ocean]

Literally me

[spiral kindle]

Why am I not suprised

[devout hull]

🏎️

[spiral kindle]

The fastest around

[final cedar]

because it is fake as shit

[upper axle]

nah it aint a real bait package until it's a glitter bomb that also has a syringe that shoots out and injects you with super smallpox or some shit the moment you open the package and you die like a week later in the most agony a human can experience.

[dreamy flax]

Warned jonathan9138 for: nword in a video
Warning: 1

[final cedar]

lol

[spiral kindle]

a shame

[edgy abyss]

review your memes before posting

[devout hull]

Don't worry, that warning is like nothing.

[final cedar]

[devout hull]

Just be careful for a week and you're good.

Hey, @uncut obsidian, can I see my warns?

[final cedar]

you can view that yourself

[dreamy flax]

mystic_spider has no warnings..

[devout hull]

Wha?

[urban ocean]

I think my favorite part about obese people on planes is that right after the flight they take to tiktok and complain about how air travel is fatphobic, everyone else is the problem and they shouldn't have to conform with society as they slowly sink into their couch and have to call the fire department after they're done recording

[devout hull]

I had like 4!

Mwadi, warn me for being a sussy baka!

[uncut obsidian]

p!infractions @devout hull

[foggy mantle]

mystic_spider#0

Total infractions: 4
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

MUTE [3 days] | Case [#1062]

Moderator: madirex#0
Time: 12/09/2022 12:37pm UTC
Reason: you asked bozo

WARN | Case [#1567]

Moderator: skom#0
Time: 02/04/2023 07:00pm UTC
Reason: dont impersonate others, don't post r34 and other sexual bs. the next one is gonna stick harder

MUTE [1 week] | Case [#2464]

Moderator: s5yn3t#0
Time: 05/31/2023 08:38pm UTC
Reason: then you shall join him in the shadow realm

UNMUTE | Case [#2466]

Moderator: s5yn3t#0
Time: 05/31/2023 08:40pm UTC
Reason: No reason specified

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[dreamy flax]

⚠️ Warnings: metronxp

@heavy peak @ <t:1687697006:f>

Dude seriously? Porn mosaic?

[final cedar]

[uncut obsidian]

The what

[spiral kindle]

Everyone else is always the problem

[devout hull]

That's the stuff.

[urban ocean]

Literally posting pictures of the salad they eat because they're so healthy and its Literally a gallon bowl with a half gallon of ranch dressing, a pound of croutons and 3 grilled chicken

But the chicken is grilled, so it must be healthy

[final cedar]

A fat body is a monument to gluttony. Disgusting

[spiral kindle]

Why do you speak so weird

[urban ocean]

I hate that we gave way to the fatties

Bully them into oblivion

[final cedar]

sorry, what's your pronouns

[spiral kindle]

4/5 people enjoy bullying

[devout hull]

gamerfuel 420 poggers aintnoway

Better?

[urban ocean]

I do

Obese landwhales don't deserve the right time of day

[devout hull]

Unless you have a condition that makes losing weight practically an impossibility, then you basically chose to take up unnecessary space and then die early.

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/6C6a9Nd6nI0

[spiral kindle]

How do you even get to being so fucking fat and not once looking at yourself and reflecting

[urban ocean]

Nobody teaches you any better

And society caters to you and your feelings

When what you need is the exercise equivalent to Gordon Ramsay telling you that you're a Godawful mass of fat that could collapse a passenger bridge

[spiral kindle]

True to his name

[robust cove]

better than any yearly gaming compilation

[cedar lion]

https://tenor.com/view/injustice-plastic-man-harley-quinn-gif-23813356

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/naxq4oer99gb1.jpg

[cedar lion]

https://tenor.com/view/pvz-plants-plants-vs-zombies-plants-vs-zombie-jalapeno-gif-24029067

[spiral raven]

i want to play sexton gayle mode in tf2

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/bUPRV_4u8Ng

[devout hull]

About to post welcome to the cum zone.

[spiral raven]

sex tree

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[uncut obsidian]

is this true? https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761167025283133/1137419065946820638/french.mp4

[robust cove]

yes

[heavy peak]

Oi @robust cove

[robust cove]

[foggy mantle]

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[buoyant yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/cannibalism-dylanwangtheirresistible-watermelon-head-theirresistible-gif-20167535

[robust cove]

10 000 ♻️

[fading shuttle]

yes

[fading shuttle]

dont make me activate the thingamabopper

[robust cove]

the device of unknown origin and purpose, probably just to piss off the neighbours or kill someone's grandpa trough a heart attack

[robust cove]

my brother in Christ, that is a video of someone most likely getting killed what the fuck are you posting

[fading shuttle]

i found it in the backlog

[little mirage]

I assume those are rubber bullets

Yes op?

[fading shuttle]

wouldnt know, its a video in the backlog

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-shield-get-this-man-a-true-morgan-freeman-morgan-freeman-true-gif-25958604

[fading shuttle]

i hope its rubber bullets and continue posting memes

[little mirage]

If it werent rubber bullets you'd definitely know

[little mirage]

Lucky kid

[sage otter]

Is this was anything else than rubber that man wouldn't be running

[robust cove]

it didn't hit him

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/moderator-gif-23608962

[sage otter]

Would've blasted people around him then

[upper axle]

yea thats almost certainly a beanbag round or some kind of other less lethal riot control round

[upper axle]

i didnt see any indication of someone being hurt majorly, and yknow, there wasnt any sort of visible bodies hiting the ground or chunks of body getting thrown like you'd expect at that range.

i unfortunately know what those look like...

as im sure many of you also do.

[sage otter]

Agreed and based

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/taiga-saejima-saejima-yakuza-like-a-dragon-lost-judgment-gif-27639074

||Rubber bullets?||

[upper axle]

that being said, those bean bag rounds fucking HURT even at like 40+ yards

they're zoomin

[sage otter]

Rubber would break ribs at that distance too

[upper axle]

for sure

[undone wave]

They're supposed to bounce them off of the ground first.

But they usually don't

Rip eyeballs

[upper axle]

the rubber or beanbag rounds would be able to cause some definite injury beyond just bruising at that range, but that being said they PROBABLY wouldnt kill you...

[upper axle]

unlike a CS gas canister launched froma a 40mm impacting your head. thats death, as a certain communist in IIRC poland learned in the 80s or something.

[robust cove]

another 4chan fake ass shit, get better

[undone wave]

A CS grenade stuck in a small enclosed space (like a rig pouch) will generate hydrogen cyanide gas

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/981011577958457414/used.gif

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-headphones-cute-comfy-sleep-gif-22777832

[robust cove]

another 10 000 ♻️

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/dababy-discord-server-omori-packwatch-gif-22903110

[robust cove]

another one ♻️

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cringe-gif-21218562

[robust cove]

so true

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/779433089553661973.gif?v=1&size=40

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/704403700537491506/1137157317503242380/IMG_2888.png

[livid pond]

[spiral raven]

i

iPernul

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1077244747577573487/1078115984935747644/CyiILJCT.gif

[spiral raven]

new epple

devies

[livid pond]

what the hell is bro wafflin about

[fading shuttle]

he's stupid ignore him

[sage otter]

Never been the same after his last aneurysm

[spiral raven]

do you want the iPernul

iPernul silno

[ruby minnow]

whaty

[final cedar]

lol

is that a countdown?

or a score?

[modest shoal]

RED SUN 🎸

[robust cove]

bro, the world hasn't even started yet 😭

[fading shuttle]

red sun is still my favorite song

[modest shoal]

it is also on my playlist

every day I go to work and there is this giant hill where I can pedal to the metal, the song rings in my mind

[somber warren]

bahahhahahahahaha

[modest shoal]

cringe text laugh

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/now-that-i-think-about-it-guy-with-lightning-now-that-i-think-about-it-that-black-guy-with-the-lightning-makes-a-good-point-gif-24607318

[visual stirrup]

Why are UNISG disappearing when I kill them?

[ruby minnow]

because they teleport

[solar obsidian]

normal

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/spelling-mistake-minor-spelling-mistake-meme-gif-23650588

ffs u fixed it

nerd

[swift scarab]

We do be scrongling though

[ruby minnow]

the biggest and smallest thing in the universe

[slender rock]

blpblpblpblpblpblp

[livid pond]

no politics here please

[sterile dome]

eaten

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/639974984466563082/1132836262487806053/HD_Sandwich.gif

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[robust cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1137112624857894973/1690938648120653.gif

[sterile dome]

I have 20 something Terabytes of memes

aint that the fuckin truth

[native condor]

I think every discord user shares a common illness

[native condor]

I think that'll just make me an even bigger femboy

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/funnee-monkee-bbj-dankwanks-gif-19570424

look at my fuckin son

[robust cove]

the ruski goblin

[robust cove]

why is he fucking retarded

[livid pond]

ptsd

[robust cove]

the banana wars 😔

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/349276154118799391/876986718908203100/omni_ass.gif

[sterile dome]

who?

[robust cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/289854346395385856/875834015456825394/image0-17.gif

[sterile dome]

I stole it from somewhere idk

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/588979185687461908/920207196501966878/weas.totally.random.v3-20211024-0001_1.gif

[stone blade]

What

[wraith osprey]

Can we have another femboy purge please 🥺

[solar coral]

anime pfp

[robust cove]

[livid pond]

i woulda eateded it xdxd 😄

[split canyon]

**Queening**

British Term :-
The act of a woman sitting on her subserviants face for the majority of the day.
Also known as throning

Example

Man [shes] into [kinky shit] she likes [S&M] and queening

[solar obsidian]

literal shit

[livid pond]

shit from a butt

[uncut obsidian]

why did you need to know that

[solar obsidian]

i already did, but i wanted to test the command out

[lusty sonnet]

Delight is hoeing around

[robust cove]

Delight who the fuck are you queening

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/9Fs0.gif

[livid pond]

do NOT ♻️ react my memes, last warning

[livid pond]

real one

[split canyon]

**Queef**

Vaginal flatulence.

Example

His [coital] [sojourn] was brief;
He came, and withdrew like a thief.
As his [trouser snake] left,
Though, there belched from her cleft
A most satisfactory queef.

**Josta**

The best soft drink in the history of the world. Pepsi's short-lived venture into the field of making a soda that's actually GOOD was a tasty, guarana-filled fruit delicacy.

Example

"Damn, this [Josta] [drink] [kicks ass]!"

[solar obsidian]

@weary kindle

[winged chasm]

qick all

Ping @weary kindle

[solar obsidian]

i know, its a nsfw command

[livid pond]

delet before mods hear

[solar obsidian]

you can try

[split canyon]

No definition found.

**Falco**

Great Austrian singer. His most important song was "Amadeus", which was the first rap song and the first song in German language EVER to top the US billboard charts. Other famous songs are "Jeannie", "Amerika" and "Der Kommissar" ("Can't turn around"). The latter was turned into "Don't touch this" by US rapper MC Hammer.
Falco died in a car accident in the Dominican Republic in 1998.

Example

Falco was the coolest [Austrian] [musician] since [Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart].

[solar obsidian]

falco died?!

[dreamy flax]

📚 delight

someone (or something) whose action(s) or very presence produces or results in feelings of pleasure, [contentment], [satiation], [gratitude], or happiness.

[livid pond]

real and true

[uncut obsidian]

no

[solar obsidian]

don't do it

[livid pond]

do it for the vine

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-dont-dont-do-it-no-nope-gif-4384713

[solar obsidian]

cap fr

[uncut obsidian]

let's all ping aldo

let's summon him

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1031434975897206784/77267996-A2B0-4575-ADAD-F1253E6632B5.gif

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/no-balls-the-rock-gif-5360482

But I got you

[livid pond]

no way blud just got the n word pass

[solar obsidian]

gave him the burger king crown

[grizzled meadow]

May I please have a water

[solar obsidian]

🥤 here you go

[robust cove]

fuck was it

[robust cove]

answer the question bruh

[final cedar]

they did it

[dreamy flax]

Warned pensive6045 for: cropped nsfw meme
Warning: 2

[livid pond]

for fuck sakes

[final cedar]

huh

[livid pond]

i do NOT like you

[livid pond]

newports at 7/11 - chester stone

[final cedar]

what did I do

[robust cove]

normal exchange of any views in brainfart

[final cedar]

hehe

[sterile dome]

cart

🛒

[split canyon]

**Ted**

cool guy

Example

"[I love] ted"
"[cool guy]"

[final cedar]

will it be a warn or a mute?

[robust cove]

fuck off

[grizzled meadow]

I could kill for her

[split canyon]

**Ajit pai**

The clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents.

Example

[The janitor] left a [passive aggressive] note on the wall asking people not to [yank it] in the showers because he was tired of cleaning up the Ajit Pai every week.

**Simp**

Someone who puts the hoes before the bros, simps will do or say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in gain favor with that person.

Example

Friend~bro [stop] [simping] over her
Me~[hoes before bros] ;)

[final cedar]

Am I the only one pronouncing his name as "a shit pie"?

[split canyon]

**Pavlos**

The best boyfriend ever. If you are dating a Pavlos never let them go. If you do it will be the worst mistake you've ever made. Someone will swoop them up and take them as soon as you do. He is might not like himself but he is the sweetest person ever. SO NEVER LOSE THEM!

Example

Girl 1: I went on [a date] with [pavlos] last night!
Girl 2: OMG! he's the sweetest and [cutest]! everyone likes him! don't lose him!

[spiral raven]

I KILLED A BUG WITH A BRICK

AHAHAHHAHAHA

[dreamy flax]

📚 :3

It's supposed to be a [coy] internet [smiley face], resembling something like a cat, [cuteness] in nature.

I personally think it looks like a ballsack mouth.

[uncut obsidian]

AHAHAAHHA

[robust cove]

he stores all the Senator cum in those chipmunk cheeks

ayo wtf

[spiral raven]

FUCKING FUCK

I SEE A BIG SPIDER

IM GETTING FUCKING

[robust cove]

[final cedar]

Spider are attracted to the smell of bug blood

[spiral raven]

FUCKING FIRE STUF F IDK ENGLISH EAT MY DICK

[final cedar]

you'll get swarmed

[robust cove]

well I politely disagree

[spiral raven]

i killed him

wit fier

it smells bad

[robust cove]

I mean yours is

[spiral raven]

i gotta use the

uhh

[cedar lion]

Hello boys

[spiral raven]

thing that sprays good smelling air

(i hate engish)

[livid pond]

carbon monoxide tank

[spiral raven]

yes!

[robust cove]

the broken pilot light in the oven 😍

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-horse-reaction-reaction-elite-dangerous-borann-boys-gif-25049405

[spiral raven]

why is there a hors

https://tenor.com/view/swag-horse-gif-19671512

[robust cove]

you have alerted the horse

[dreamy flax]

📚 uwu

A texting [emoticon] used to show [cuteness] but also is [sin] to the internet world. It is basically banned worldwide never use in any circumstances unless you want to be attacked.

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-cavalo-spin-meme-flip-gif-17331191

[solar obsidian]

because the goverment is terrible

send booty pic if u agree
send booty pic if u disagree

[robust cove]

owo then idk

[robust cove]

[dreamy flax]

📚 dirty sanchez

all of [you are wrong] a dirty [sanchez] is when a man fucks a girl in the ass an then gets a blow job from the girl with shit still on [dis dick]

[livid pond]

google big boob get 3 bilion result

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/2xcY.gif

[urban ocean]

https://twitter.com/RubixRaptor/status/1687570171802636290?t=aQ5G3nZtuZkqdEjjGEpZ1Q&s=19

JayRaptor (@RubixRaptor)

I have not laughed at a cinematic glitch this hard in a very long time.

Likes

14558

Retweets

2622

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[dreamy flax]

📚 owo

Basic info:
[owo] is an emoticon used in chat rooms similar to [o.o] but the 'w' Is supposed to make it cute.

What does it mean?
owo means, [a blank] stare, but in a cute way.

Other similar emote(s).
[OwO] o.o

[robust cove]

[solar obsidian]

[dreamy flax]

📚 clean sanchez

After administering a dirty [sanchez], the act of licking off the [residual] [fecal matter].

[uncut obsidian]

oh my god

it exists

[spiral raven]

sandweech

if you agree sand a cheese picture
if you disagre send a ham picture

[dreamy flax]

📚 Greek Blanket

When a [testicle sack] is [stretched] and [placed] over a persons face to keep them warm.

[spiral raven]

if ur bisexual send both

[spiral raven]

HUH

[livid pond]

definitely sounds greek

[dreamy flax]

📚 maja

a [wonderful] person and an [amazing friend] who is amazing
especially when stupid [bitches] cant get their own lives.

[uncut obsidian]

@mint mist

[dreamy flax]

📚 Russian Blanket

The act of drinking alcohol (usually [Vodka], preferably from [Russia], but may be beer or other liquors) in order to give you the warm feeling associated with [beginning] to drink alcohol.

[uncut obsidian]

of fucking course

[final cedar]

god these simp entries want me to

[spiral raven]

btw

[uncut obsidian]

it's about alcohol

[livid pond]

alcohol poisoning since birth

[spiral raven]

alcohol dosent make you warm or shit

you just feel warm

[robust cove]

ruski

[spiral raven]

u will die

dont drink alchol if cold

[livid pond]

good

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

[final cedar]

that's the point

[spiral raven]

i mean

u arent warm

or shit

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

📚 poland

Wonderful country in [eastern Europe]. [Good food] also. Some of the most intelligent people I know are from poland. [Very nice] country.

[robust cove]

it does if you mix it with painkillers, preferably the whole bottle

[uncut obsidian]

Where does xelA get these definitions from

[dreamy flax]

📚 chocolate starfish

the ass hole, allso known as;

1. [rusty bullett hole]
2. [rusty sherifs badge]
3. anus
4. shit pipe
5. [crap pipe]
6. shit / crap factory

[final cedar]

if the end goal was not to freeze to death they wouldn't have slept outside drunk in -15°C weather

[uncut obsidian]

shit factory

[robust cove]

[dreamy flax]

📚 axe wound

A vagina in which the outer [labia] touch each other, completely concealing all other parts...leaving only a straight line. Like one [chop] from an [axe]. |

[modest shoal]

hot

[robust cove]

what does it say about russia?

[dreamy flax]

📚 lithuania

Small country with [a basketball] team that can probably kick [the Dream] teams [asses]

[spiral raven]

gyus

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[livid pond]

real

[spiral raven]

HUYS

[dreamy flax]

📚 urban

City-like. From the [Latin] word "[urbs]", which means "[city]".

[spiral raven]

stiv huys ahahaha

[uncut obsidian]

doesn't look like it

[dreamy flax]

📚 Urban Dictionairy

The word you fucking [mispelled] even though it is the [url] [up there].

📚 russia

1)Today Russia is the only nation in the world, capable to keep [International Space Station] running

2)[Russian technology] propells US Atlas carrier vehicles and in effect, puts many of US payloads into [the orbit], including military.