#🎪bruh-fart
1 messages · Page 1027 of 1
20
its 30 now
in 15c I still go in shirt and shorts.
-5 on some very cold nights
humans are very adaptable, for instance, I used to be useless in 30c weather when at work and now I can do it quite well.
even then i still wear shorts
15c I would be freezing my ass off fr
In Lithuania we have 4 seasons, it mostly cold throughout the year. So I cant stand above 25c.
It makes even sleeping suffering.
43 is pretty hot i cant lie syno
yes its hot bro
What’s the usual humidity there
australia?
Last year we had heatwaves which neared 38c, and it was fucking painful. At work I've drunk 4 litres of water and hadnt pissed.
Yea
idk
BOOBA!?!??!
damn
covered booba
one of my friends said that they see 48 down at south
In LT it's usually 50-90%
48 is survivable
Thats just suffering
if you have ac
I feel like I've built up most of my resistance when i was up north
Sweating just by existing fucking sucks.
there a casual day is 35
You sweat your balls off when you are out from your AC or your fan for one second
i sit under a fan
What ace combat faction is that?
but i still sweat alot
i hate summer
and all of its existence
please god destroy the sun
and the only time you get AC up there is when you go into the only town for 300km and stop in to get fuel
living is not required
My brother in Christ this is Indonesia
I have AC only in my car, but I don't use it.
People who dont work.
i don't work i still hate it
depends if there is a heatwave or not
Me because I'm australian
Get a job then
and i have a pool
and i haven't been able to use my pool this winter 
i want it to be summer again
i would say
i would rather enjoy the summer in the sea
then work
but you cannot enjoy the sea anyways here because its dirty af
Thats the thing, when working you don't get a choice.
and pools are real expensive
so living just sucks
Shocking,
Jesus christ i remember those
i live in a small town where things shouldn't be that expensive but they're still expensive
but at least its still better then Istanbul
Get a girl that can turn into an eldritch abomination like this
vicar amelia is not an abomination >:(
current time on my defense
i honestly think i can hold this line for atleast a few IRL days, but i will not be finding out the answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhW4XFGQB4o any naked gamma run starts with crafting a knife
Iron knife made from bacteria
Subscribe: http://bit.ly/subPT | Never miss a video! Enable ‘ALL’ Notifications!
Watch my newsest content: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGnWLXjIDnpBR4xqf3FO-xFFwE-ucq4Fj&playnext=1&index=2
Follow Primitive Technology:
Wordpress: https://primitivetechnology.wordpress.com/
Patreon: https://patreon.com/user?u=29...
call to arms based
another call to arms enjoyer! 
at this point i need some different music
watches this fella for the longest time without turning captions on so i was just left trying to interpret whatever the fuck kinda unga bunga science he got up to
Provided to YouTube by Parlophone UK
Song 2 (2012 Remaster) · Blur
Blur
℗ 2012 Parlophone Records Ltd, a Warner Music Group Company
Unknown: Stephen Street
Remastering Engineer: Stephen Street
Unknown: Tom Girling
Unknown: Julia Gardner
Remastering Engineer: Frank Arkwright
Bass Guitar: Alex James
Producer: Alex James
Guitar, Keyboards, V...
i've been listening to this for the entire session
it is slowly making me insane
im going to a farm in the middle of nowhere, New Hampshire to go airsofting. hope i dont get murdered and thrown in a ditch wish me luck brothers
GL based CTA enjoyer 🤝
AHAHHAHA
I can even save this defense
i may actually save it and continue it over the span of a few days/weeks depending on how good i do
you heard about the serial killer who got caught while he was buy a ticket to barbie?
corn
no n words? rare
thats where i was raised
very nice state
good song
indeed
so, off to see barbenheimer, maybe I get to ken all over everything today
or drop a massive bomb
I don't know how euphemisms work
have fun
Footage by me, music editing by @regal quest
what the fuck
Lab grown bananas are different
gee, they drowned tiger with their own blood.
lel
my line is falling
sturmtiger is fucking done for
good thing i called a bombing run on it ey 
it's joever
what the fuck is this
yeah what the fuck is all this
the banning of Wikipedia in russia has begun
i can't open any wikipedia page anymore
bruh moment
First time?
the connection problems are not only in russia
Hai 💗
ez therapy
Hello Brainfart. After much delay I have finally acquired my park run picture.
the government doesn't want you to know this but there is actually free food right there

phish
This works too I guess
You mean celebrating, or breaking the prize statues?
I see nothing wrong with it tbh
Guy probably has 30 of those, or 30 of those already exist somewhere else
Good point.
I only just realized they're having fucking champaigne fights with each other, spraying it into their eyes and shit

Post in #╓☢stalker-chat or #╟🔰☢newbies-chat
I can't believe you just killed the Russian equivalent of sex machine
Literally called Rus Machine 
💯
🪞
Or in #╟🎮stalker-videos📹
@oblique spire ah gates of hell what a fun game. Or cbt depending
Like you being a 5 year old
what in tarnation?
Warned kookaburra. for: another pedo joke and you're out
Warning: 1
fair enough but what's so wrong with pedo jokes
bro?
huh?


Everything
Why am I not allowed to make jokes about disgusting members of human society
good answer thank you
There's a difference between making jokes about them, vs making yourself sound like one of them
I don't think anyone here believes an actual pedophile would out themselves with such an insane statement
which is what makes it a joke rather than a confession
have you seen how 90% of pedophiles are outed
Why are you assuming actual pedophiles have something going for them, namely shed of intellect?
no..., are you telling me that they get outed because they openly admit to being what they are ?
they give something away
and then it's joever
Damn you actually made me double check
*joewari da
hiiii
what a silly goober
Provided to YouTube by The Orchard Enterprises
Rise of the Chaos Wizards · Gloryhammer
Space 1992: Rise of the Chaos Wizards
℗ 2015 Napalm Records Handels GmbH
Released on: 2015-09-25
Auto-generated by YouTube.
pussy
that's the way you should lsiten to it
I listen to my hardcore uptempo always on 100
Ivan is the healthiest #🎪bruh-farter
ivan has tinnitus
and a cobblestone generator in his kidneys
monster ultra is good for u
:D
trust the process

what is tinnitus
do we have another out of touch user?
yes 
Just watched snuff now time to sleep 
see
🔊 Uptempo 🎶 Revealer - Miss You (Bootleg)
▼ Follow me ↓
🔸 FB ➡️https://www.facebook.com/FrenchcoreHardcoreBPM
🔸 IG ➡️https://instagram.com/frenchcore_hardcore
2nd Channel ➡️ http://www.youtube.com/c/FrenchcoreHardcoreMusic
🎵 Follow Revealer online ▼
🔸 FB ➡️ https://www.facebook.com/DJRevealer
🔸 SC ➡️ https://soundcloud.com/djrevealer
🔸 IG ➡...
when I listen to this
if I can hear my own thoughts
its not loud enough
you gotta supress the racist thoughts somehow
GUYS
where
yes?
Today my chemistry teacher got married and I was the marriage witness
yo nice
strange post
i apologize, but that is shittiest music i have ever heard. literal Shartcore
yes.

I know what is better @solar obsidian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nJw8EvuxLA
Lil Nas X, Jack Harlow - INDUSTRY BABY [Medieval Bardcore Version]
Mine own medieval, fantasy orchestra presents INDUSTRY BABY for the enjoyment of medieval knights, ladies in medieval castles and medieval bards across the taverns throughout the medieval world.
Subscribe for more medieval hip hop, medieval rap, tavern music, medieval gaming ...
I start wondering if I came from the left or right nut
How do I look
why did the picture cut off
I don't want to show her
She didn't gave me permission to do it
u have a nice air conditioner
thats me
thats the wedding place 
old and mythical place
Bro clean your AC mf
ugly chair
its complex
you tell em maja
its about the duality of man
feeling happy but at the same time having deamons around you
I'm scared of having long hair
then you will be terrified of me
Because I don't have that much self confidence
thanks to my highschool years and before those time everybody bullied me and I lost my confidence and self love about myself
actually literally same
I didnt let mine grow till 12th grade lmao
i want to know more about the person on your right. You look great. post full pick please.
Now everyone of them have a realtionship and I'm still single. I can't find a gf and the last time I had was like 2 years ago I guess
first and last time
Become the Gf
just trust
you got any siblings ? or a aunt ?
Trust the procedure
@pastel quartz i suggest you start from there
I have aunt but they hate me because I'm more succesfull then their child. I have siblings but we are not talking
the last time I talked to them was 3 years ago
pretty good 
@pastel quartz "I'm more succesfull than their child " wtf kid of high school talk is that. Dude just go to you aunt and invite her for dinner everything is auto pilot aftert hat
Smash , next question
They are making that kind of talk not me
@pastel quartz Obviously she be talking shit about, becasue she has nothing better to do and is lonely. And just like a first rule of thumb take lonely women out for dinner she gonna open her legs for ya.
you should stop watching adult movies
She is married and 60 years old 
Not Good Aim
I'm not watching adult movies. the movie director taking tips from me .
is she still tight though
You are the christopher nolan of the industry I guess
yep
wow, that's harsh
next time use this

trre
alo maja
Is you
@golden stratus (thewontoncat) has been muted for 1 day for reason: Slur in a meme and very inappropriate content
@haughty shore (sriram_97#0523) has been muted for 1 day for reason: Stop being a fucking creep
We've all seen the MVP screen in multiplayer shooters, so let me present to you the "Least Valuable Players" screen.
💖 31
Lmao I’m ready to buy this game rn
It's animated
Lmao I know
should i buy squad if i dont have anyone to play it with?
Better if you find at least a community to play with imo
Hell let loose is more forgiving for solo with similar gameplay but not as complex
i was looking for a modern game kinda like tarkov but military instead of whatever tarkov is
and no money grinding
battlebit
im gonna check it out
pro tip = dont be discouraged by the graphics. look at the gunplay and the silly multiplayer experience
hot shit rn, def try
i rarely look at graphics unless they are really good
hot shit for a good reason
le bombe explode
Hello chat
ok so I'm at the ladies couch I saw the movie with and she went to freshen up in the bathroom, what do? just sit and maybe ask for coffee? How to not be social retard help 

leave
yes but it would be funny af
dont take advice from brainfart for a start
you dont have any obligations, nor does she... whatever happens, happens
AI is already turning against us.
💖 556
Get naked
Women like forward dudes
Ah yes
Either you'll get laid
Schizo woman pfp
snek
legless gako nice
Aight, ima leave this here
LNAO
@last nebula clearly is a mahjong player
battlefield and cod are the ones that are far mor fast paced tho
you can play slow. just be a support or sniper.
this about battlebit?
Yes. THe magic word has been said
idk i looked at clips and videos from #1127149595412144178 and streams and i dont really like it atleast from how the game looks to play
small maps little to no teamwork fast paced
nah not really small, especially for 200+ players
maybe the maps i saw then
i played mahjong once
ONCE
also r/place is fucking addicting its like political 6d chess
you're not looking at all the maps. the conquest (inf+vehicles) gamemode 128vs128 map is really huge. the domination (inf only) 128vs128 and below is intentionally made to be smaller to induce fast paced action.
i dont like domination. i prefer conquest.
each map has big and small version
domination is only good in 64v64. 128v128 is too chaotic yea
i play battlebit for the choas
Iirc it battlebit was supposed to be like that but then the graphics blablabal
military tarkov
i have 1.3k hr in arma 
i can wholeheartedly recommend arma
because its the friends that makes it fun
Oh yeah if you want a good slow paced tactical shooter its arma for sure
i play with both casual group and semi-serious group
i hate the serious ones
im not going to call you sir when your 5 years younger than me
and im a plane nerd
which is the main reason i consider arma
i mean you'd be better off playing war thunder or smth
i play dcs
most of multiplayer experience in arma is ground infantry. jets and vehicles are only fractions of the action
and because arma is janky as hell, you'd be put off by the stupid ways the game will kill you and your planes
i played arma 3 a long time ago at my friends house but i didnt really know how anything worked
its a sim game, its a bit complex
theres an addon called ACE which adds a whole bunch of realism
apparently you can pass out if you pull too many G's in a plane
i understand that and im willing to learn
i learned how to fly a lot of planes and 1 heli in dcs
@oblique spire is also a plane nerd
me and my group is hosting an antistasi campaign currently
but ye its focused in ground battles
because antistasi is basically guerilla fighting simulation
and guerillas dont summon a f-22 out of thin air

@crimson flame what does arma 3 do better than squad
skom lemme unfuck the mutants
L bozo
welcome to the best channel in this server
nuh uh
moddability and flexibility in setting (casual, semi-serious, and serious) and scenarios

So whats been going down in brainfart lately?
Shidding and cooming as usual
Classic brainfart
What's going on everybody, Jerma Here, with Another TF2 Gaaaameplay Commentary ft. @ster
tf2 real
im scared
Oh hecc, was it posted already
Actually now that I think about it
The thing he did with pasta and eggs
It's actually a thing
Not made in that way and obviously without ketchup but it's real
half of them don't look tooo bad
Leftover pasta omelette
It doesn't look that bad tbh
Awesome
Well sorry for reposting if you've already seen it~
Don't worry, you don't live here 
that pizza with the sausage crust looks good
I saw Italian cursed food and had to show falco
I love this kind of meme
I've finished that nightly school I was doing, 2022-2023 glow up
After doing nothing for I don't remember how many years because COVID, I got this glow up
Now we'll see for the future
That's good man
Yeah I'm going
Classic stalker move
Almost one year without playing
And now it's been weeks since I touched any other game
"Worst she can say is no"
Trans girls when there is food made out of dead hookers
hungmrny
🤝
🤝
corrext
and i have so far been the main pilot for last campaign and soon to be this campaign because I'm just that based
Cant play as the russians. I like their heavies but god damn compared to the germans their infantry fucking blow
true
Also for some reason
when i captured an IS-2 (1944)
It was so fucking shit
the 122 didnt even pen the side of another is-2
but good ol reliable Panther G with the a 75mm
penned that shit like it was a sheet of paper
My german conquest was fun asf ngl, im doing a US one now too
You very much can, and its not even much. I sent a thing of it in the arma chat yesterday
my guy pulled like 5 gs in an f-22 for 2 seconds and fucking died
freeee mee
you are stuck here
omg hiiiii
any game that requires third party launchers deserve to be pirated
afterall if theres a way to not use the third party launcher for free, why not use it?
@tulip ravine
misty staring at me through my open door for like an hour for no reason
What the fuck did I just listen to?
Thats why I pirate dying indie games that are on steam.
||this is a joke, that's fucked up.||
What ungodly thing did you post?
There's nobody who sends cute cat pictures without having posted something heinous beforehand
alo
piss off
what
shit on
Hi Madi
Warned KD#7120 for: cropped porn speech bubble
Warning: 1
@uncut obsidian WHAT?
HOW?
woah
Rip my man.
mwadi pls free me from brainfart
Hi llama
I love nerd memes
ALO CATBOY ❤️
oh man.. this is so dumb
if the left is made, im sure some dudes are wearing it
see: mschf big red boots
people wear em so much that alibaba is making ripoffs of em
We do indeed want the Inshallah Habibi M4 fit
Even better is the Inshallah Habibi AKM fit
Its easy to tell white dudes apart from Afghanis and Pakistanis lol
At least they have facial hair
Unlike the soviets who put pasty white dudes with clean shaves in cultural clothing
The other issue would be ofc the m4s and m16s and NATO rifles in general
But after the fall of Afghanistan to the Talis it makes senss
Still facts though, because i LOVE my clothing from Pakistan
Comfy Clothes are comfy. Those are facts.
I dunno, I have a Pashtun friend who is basically white
The thing is though
You can immediately tell upon a closer look
Or speaking to someone
Dude a lot of Mexicans and latinos think we are one of them
My sister despite wearing a Hijab was spoken to in Spanish
Same with my dad who was wearing our traditional clothing
My great aunt thinks I got more of the Japanese blood in me, but I'm some weird fucked up mutt
i'm only 1/4 Japanese
since i'm also Albanian, German, and Irish
Me, getting my head crushed between the thighs of tall blonde
What movie is this 
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, I think
Sounds like a good film; just googled it now
I rescind my previous coment. Just checked Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Scenes. They were mid; and alongside Big bang clips 🤮
Kung Fu Hustle is a good film if you want a real movie
KUNG FU HUSTLE is NOW PLAYING and can be found to Rent or Buy here: https://bit.ly/3lAgOO8
A petty thief aspires to become a member of the notorious Axe Gang during the 1940s in Canton, China.
Watch More:
► Need a Smile? Subscribe to Now Comedy: https://bit.ly/3NifU4Z
► Need a Fright? Subscribe to Now Scaring: https://bit.ly/39UENSw
► Have le...
who tf in my lobby
rude ass mf
this movie basically immortal bcs of how good it is lol
fuckin doppler effect
my childhood
i was so happy everytime this movie plays on tv no matter how many times
Goodnight Brainfart.
Blazing Saddles
Airplane
Naked Gun
and Monty Python
Still need to see Robin Hood Men in Tights
Night Genuine
ace ventura
they did dirty to my precious boy
THEY MASSACRED MY BOI IN THE DEFINITIVE EDITIOn
LISA: The Joyful OST https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWc-GLtf0viZp_ZsrNYZfOw
GAME: https://store.steampowered.com/app/335670/LISA_The_Painful/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/379310/LISA_the_Joyful/
Full Soundtrack on Bandcamp: https://widdly2diddly.bandcamp.com/releases
https://marinahova.bandcamp.com/album/lisa-the-joyful-soundtrack
FL ...
For reference

this album art goes hard
spongebob one is better
ok
rare positive post in brainfart
had a date 
you bought all that food just to make him pay didn't you
smh

Average wart hunder moment
This world is warped
sadge
skill issue honestly
shots 1-5 clearly missed, shots 6-10 bad recoil control, shots 11-20 just a skill issue
shots 20-25 pure gaijined

i bring a sort of fuck it we ball vibe to the tactical shooter that my teammates don't really like
When did they remaster this game
same fr
Its more a final release thing I think. Happened this month.
I’ve been dead for 35 years, today is the day i live
Ngl
I was surprised by how long Lisa was
That shit was 13 hours
Now it’s gonna be even longer

Hopefully it has new endings in which where you save or meet certain people again
what happens if i sent a full barbie movie here
sounds literally like my friend
execute right away
hi there
☕
alo gm
🇧🇬 
@narrow lotus

lalalaal
Fuck yeah
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO 
Hi chat
this doesnt make sense, first theres a picca made out of watermelon, which is a terrible idea in how it looks, eats, and everything
and then you have all the food thats reasonable completely, beside how its made- and probably tastes really fucking good
how do i optimize arma
please help
You don’t
1650 and i5 4460
eh
turn off all antialiasing and postprocessing
sometimes there are lag spikes, in some places the fps is horrendous
then set viewdistance to below 2000
idk
maybe reduce the resolution scaling to 90
heccn o
Tango loafs waiting for his food then jumps up as soon as he sees his food.
Thank you for watching, please hit that subscribe button and leave us a thumbs up
🧡🧡🧡🧡
Transformers SFX video now uploaded
https://youtu.be/OkHae6CUwUQ
Checkout this loaf unloaf video too
https://youtu.be/FknWC2SY7mI
#shorts #cat #kitten #kitty #cute #cutestkitten #...
ok what abot the rest of settings tho
thats the fun part, you dont.
I have a 3060 and a decent CPU
and i still get shit fps sometimes
granted i have the view distance maxed out but still
Mostly the same minus I don’t think I have the same stats
ok
nothing else no speech bubble no bullying well in that case thank you dear sir
if you mention speech bubbling then im gonna speech bubble dumbass
not a lot really
not a lot to change or uwt
@weak jackal little baby, stop crying
🤝
good call 
buh?
what happened metro
why are you now a novice

killed with a brick
damn
sat on the couch nervously scrolling discord, left the server so to not be caught laughing at some fringe bullshit. Worked out great 
hope you had fun, and yes this aint the place for anything real 
damn
also... did your main get nuked?
instead you were caught crying at war thunder stats?
and or
caught crying at how long the war thunder grind takes
thats it, 100%

a cleanse
Fuck did i miss
nothing
ooo hii
he's flourishing, moisturized, in his lane
lain
btw metro
my man
This is what you have to look forward to when you start playing 11.0 and up war thunder
@pastel quartz
this will always happen
and now i will leave brainfart to have my right wing torn off once again 10x over!
Good version: LQ video, normal pitched singing
Bad version: HQ video, high pitched singing
It's like who did this knew what they were doing
@final cedar where is your invictus role?
low quality, high quality
^
why?
well, i hope you are doing okay. keep yourself safe 
protonmail honeypot btw
nice to build a "clean" meta profile though
their vpn also logs everything. mullvad #1
Im back from walkin da dog
Twitter is now X
they just need to add 2 more X's
ah yes my favorite site X
burb?
imagine being elon, so stinking rich that you can do anything you want and he decides to waste half his networth on making twitter into X?
at least he was honest about having aspergers
no burbs are not real only pepi is real
From breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary.
X
Beb
He just like me fr fr
Cold showers only shrink your balls
🗿
will do
they should rename threads to y too
it will be an epic battle between X's and Y's
it is very good though, wakes you up instantly
and is very good for your immune system
i swear to god the new logo looks like a gay hookup app
It isint already?
cant believe it went worse.
whats next, shadow military?
Shadow government
damn sad he did not manage to name tesla models S , E and X
true..
oh i know. paypal had the x.com domain name for a while after he left paypal, but in 2017 he reacquired the domain name from paypal for "an undisclosed amount" (corporate speak for a fucking lot of money, way too much to openly admit to it) and has been ITCHING to use the domain name
apparently X is musk's favorite letter of the alphabet, and i think that is funny because having a favorite letter is like having a favorite spot in your house to breathe air.
.....is that Caius Cosades from Morrowind?
omg i knew it. 100% Caius
dunno how i made that connection. havent played Morrowind in YEARS
vegans really be drinking so many fishes home
Hell does that mean
translate, please
Binqilling
When you have dementia and diareah at the same time and you forgot why you was sprinting to the toilet
Unfocus your eyes.
bollocks
Yes
Wittenoom does have alot of asbestos, i can confirm
whole town is abandoned up in Wittenoom
except for a few houses (Yes a few people still live there)
is it maja?
If you made one of these memes tell me in the comments so I can give Credits
I did climb like that but I did it because I was bored
I think everyone did
ye
Or it's ADHD thing
Trending in the Netherlands you're a swamp german now
the connection is that it was fucking retarded to do that
aha
can't think of a funny description for this one, enjoy.
Let me know what other songs I should do in the comments!
thanks for watching
💀☠️


:Skulk: SKl;ULskUll:skul:SKulsSKull:skul;:

chad fortress
x videos for real
twixter?
like
xtwitter sounds like poo poo
xwitter sound like poo poo
twixter
you will use ze X and you will be happy
wahat
Me after I clear out Rosewood prison

is 15:00 2pm or 3pm
waaaaa
thanksies
blades agent be glad they dont wanna talk to you
how tf could it be 2
idkkk my brain jsut died leave me alone
no
tf2 lived, died and is now in zombie state , still beats overwatch 1 and 2

dont give me hope bratan
I find tf2 classic more fun.
i had so much cosmetics on tf2 that i paid a lot of money back then , rn its probably 50 cents or whatever
The Doublecross Comm painted in Team Colour
I traded fucking 1 year for it
I haven't spent a penny on TF2, except for orange box copy before it went f2p

Still have it in my drawer









