#🎪bruh-fart
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Hi llama Hi Madi


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Expert Toolkits can ONLY spawn in the northern part of the zone, meaning, only in these maps: Zaton, Pripyat, Radar, Red Forest, Outskirts, Deserted Hospital and CNPP North.
You CAN'T find them inside Limansk, Jupiter and CNPP South.
The rest of the Zone won't spawn them.
We also have a "visual" guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YJUwO5sAnzh3UFWZJS82oz6_QTkmcnBBJDpFnG_XIro/edit#gid=1715435812
Imagine posting any kind of potentially useful information in #🎪bruh-fart . Simply could NOT be me...
!qol
A small (but at the same time massive) tip for those who don't know about it: you can combine several items with uses to free up space in your inventory (and reduce its total weight). Just hover one of them above another one. Yes, it's never mentioned anywhere and it's a big QOL thing.
Stop mister, this is brainfart, we're supposed to shitpost here free of the corruptive influence of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Anomaly modpack G.A.M.M.A. Official guide accessible at #│📚manual for any and all server participants free of charge!
cum
i dont get it 
me neither, but it looked funny because of the profiles
also that pony guy made a typo, “it hursts” 
i read it as "shit stuck to my back" 
Please break down this image to me into a 2 hour long essay Delight, that is your assignment for today

So I heard that some people believe that being a brony is gay. I told Pyro, Sparkup, and Merlin this. They didn't like what I said. People should know that not only are us Bronies artistic, some of us are in the military, trained to kill. Some of us, like me, also have very sharp katanas lying around. So if you have a problem with the idea of older people watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, this sword is ready.
My bad, carry on Sir
too big and too pixelated
what 

@dreamy flax what is a Brony?
Oh, look at you, you sorry excuse for a human being. So you want to know what a Brony is, huh? Well, brace yourself for this. A Brony is a pathetic, grown-ass individual, usually male (hence the clever name), who has an unhealthy obsession with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Can you believe the sheer audacity of these grown men fawning over colorful, talking ponies? It's a sad, sad sight to behold. Just thinking about it makes me want to puke. So, in simpler terms, a Brony is a bunch of losers wasting their lives on a children's show. Pathetic, isn't it?
I'd ride that into Nascar
Bro z
Peoject zombid's farming and carpenting mechanics
So addictive
Im still up at 3 am
Yes
Elon Musk old picture
Millions must rdr2 building music
On god man
no, it's a very recent picture?
WITH A NAIL A SAW AND A HAMMER ILL CUT IT!!! ( Harmonica playing in the back ground )
ok
We'll build a little house together!

I love carpentey and farming
Make the bag in the U.S
Go back to Pakistan and live like a fat fuck
I member that video
Elon Musk is french????
YES!!!
🤮
uh our
10 people in a fucking locker room
push and stomp, push and stomp boys
More like BANG BANG BANG BANG
Im loaded now with guns sooo
I looted the army surplus
and then 50 k more show up
When drinking water
bc you rang the dinner bell
Same
I cleared the town
Cause i went though
I saw 2 buildings
I wanted to search them
Go insde because door broke
Alarm goes off
Hide
Aalo

ALOOOO Ivan how you be doin
Classic zomboid moment
So i got pissed and killed every zombie instead
I got shot at by the expanded helicopter events mod
100%
Cause like it was flying around then it started blasting as soon as i got near
Arma
Its fun to do that in arma
dying of heat, but also enjoying playing rdr2 finally
i shot the fucker down
The key is to wait for the dive
yes
Or wait for the strafe
Did it a lot in antistasi
- Cals are the love of my life
Ive used them to capture so many helos
Drive by little bird
Group or solo?
The T-72 Rizzler
group

I was doing antistasi with a friend but he stopped
and then
So i started doing kp liberation with another group
FUCK HINDS DUDE
AND THEN
THE FUCKING US
ATTACKED THE BASE
WITH LIKE 9 FUCKING BRADLEYS
AND AN ABRAMS
and a black hawk
I hate apaches and fucking hinds
Cause their gunner will auto rekt you with their missiles
so either way my group was fucked
just be colder
fun as all hell tho
The times ive shot down a apache and then saw the fucking missle get launched last second
Nope
the missile looking at you be like
you're welcome
By like hitting specific parts on them
no to it being the best or no to changing my mind bc you also know its the best?
Once i had one spinnin for 10 minutes
I am well cum than k you
I think its equal to the apache
❤️
But basically
The apache was spinning for 10 mins
I go to get food and the fucker gets a BURST of its cannon onto my fucking Bradley
Thankfully i was in the driver seat but it killed my friend
half the airbase assault
i just sat in a hangar with an SU-25
AND THEN
i took off with the su-25
did some CAS
got shot down
then stole the t-72 and fucked around with that
xD
Once i managed to get a apache spinning again
And basically he fucking slinged a goddamn rocket
And it went past a building and fucking curved into me and my friend
He lived i gor annihilated fucking
you can regain control even if your tail rotor gets fucked
Yeah
did it in a black hawk
Its easy to do but hard because once it goes down and you are still being fired at
Hard as fuck to control when shot at
ye
Man ace medical is cool
but if you manage to control it for lke 20 seconds
But needs too much modification
you regain control
solo its a bitch
But when the fire is around the rotors itll explode 100% of the time
Unless you zeus it
Solo is fun once you get the hang of it

The government doesn't want you to know this
But the ak's ammo is in other magazines
Not in the magazines for your weapon
So it seems bugged with 0 ammo but its just in another spot
Anyway im going to try ti sleep
By bye!!
buh bye
10
3
whats 5 look like

HOI msgs really be something else huh
who's ledy
Hi Usagi Hi Alex
hi catman

Meow
Bench press babies
@grizzled meadow
what does this mean
Technically its oral when a deaf person is giving you a handjob
Until we meet again
Ask wtf the video means
Repeat the same thing
Don't explain yourself
Leave
the youtuber apology video for sexual harassment allegations
How do deaf people communicate?
Bah, whatever
kisses

I'm gonna go play the best darksiders game now because i yearn for violence
Which is?
oh my fuckning God I hate you
3
I met a deaf person once
they started doing jutsus and i ran away before their ninja clan sic'd me
it was a close call
chmkn nuggis
What can i do when you both are this dense 
maggots when you lift up the rotting dead corpse:
chimnken
I can't deny that 
the suicide community is dying 😔
react to his messages
The good ending
being a functional member of society?
we used to abuse it so much
yeah same 
@placid sail
Pepper Mint 16mg of nicotine will either make or break your lungs, also good for saving money, cause you'll smoke it once and you've has enough for at least 2 hours
leave me and my vaping juices alone, you rascal
how about you be happy instead
what's that
not spending money on vape juice that you could be spending on hard drugs 
nuh uh
I sprinkle some cocaine in my vape juice tho
it's either one or the second, make the choice
vaping was always cringe and gay
crack residue
just a lil bit of kick to start the day
I'm both of those, but I still quit 
ello
reposting the meme i posted at 3am? naughty
I will come into your house at 3AM Alex
its called relaxing liberal
Okay liberal, but I'm literally him
yea, sure liberal, you arent batman
Yes I am batman, you liberal
I know fucking nothing about politics you liberal
average liberal, smh
lys
no, that means Love Yourself 
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Italy is probably near 40 now
Alo @grizzled meadow , how's the weather over there?
Hot
How hot
Jedziemy na jezioro
waterboarding le tortel
76C? man, how are you alive?
you are not in Australia
yes i am
liar man


Real Australians live in the middle of nowhere with no access to water whatsoever
he is actually italian, and you shouldn't belive what he says
you arent even real madi shut up
no you shut up|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| _ _ _ _ _ _ @fading shuttle
i am 100% real
who was that schizo that was complaining about dead island 2
100% real and factual gangsta fr
@dense pollen oi dumbass, its out
nah nah, the crack
I only seen that the gore system is pretty cool, but that's about it
true
it was a game that was in dev hell for a decade i doubt its good
its not
i would rather play dead island one again
Damn The Hateful 8 and Dune on prime, imma watch that shit
i guess ill dl it, dont really have anything better to do
yeah why not its not like your gonna pay for it
wtf is nfo and why does it have slurs

i never pirated a game in my whole life
Pirating is morally correct especially in this day and age
Pirating Nintendo is always ethical and moral
yes
and Adobe products
maybe... maybe i should pirate some games
but saying that you should pirate all games is just cope for bums with no job
how about you try pirating some bitches
the western cope

yarr me matey
don't come at me for having money for good games then
yarr me matey i got me some bitches of the seven seas and a keg of rum yar har
Based
arr matey my gender is a pirate and my crew will sink your ship for those statements

🤝
perhaps i should too
but what game...
yarrr, i be raiding the ships flying the trans tri color to sell their estrogen on the black market

what you gon do then huh? Kiss me?
dunno


i dont buy games that cost more than 20 euro
get le job le poor-ass
i get money, i just dont think games are worth more than 20 euro
depends
i bought rdr 1 and 2 full price
was worth
no depends
you play for honor, you don't know what good games are
I am saying that you don't know what good games are dumb dumb

omg hes literally me
I bough it on sale because I still see that actual human beings worked on the game, not le big bad faceless company
me buying that game doesnt increase the pay of rockstar employees, the guys who worked on it have mostly left, the writers etc
taking the money out of those development babies mouths what a monster

i pirate games specifically so the developers starve
everytime ea fires employees? thats because of ME
i made them lose money because i pirate all of their games and delete them instantly
its not like they are losing money, they just don't earn any

companies actively lose 60 euro when i pirate their games
so i do it contuniously, ubisofts current financial issues are cus of ME
why would you want to play EA games anyway? 
i dont play them
i download them, delete them and download them again to make ea lose money
that makes no sense at all
you clearly dont know how it works little german boy
I think you should be sentenced to death penalty that is a very serious crime sir
when you pirate a game, the company actively loses money, so continuously pirating the same game means the company continuosly loses money
wdym that is a crime worse than murder
your clearly severely mentally retarded
the man who has never pirated trying to tell me what piracy does
suffer in your ignorance as i bankrupt every single games company ever made
how would they loose money, if they didn't have your money in the first place
I have more than 200 hours in AC black flag mister, I konw what I'm talking about
I still need to flex tho
black flag was the beginning of the downfall of the ac series
as in the last good one?
as in the game that began to harbor the issues later games were infamous for
it and assassins creed 3 share this position
still no straight yes or no answer

Brotherhood
I think the Assassin's Creed franchise in my opinion is fine but yeah it does get a little Sammy and I do enjoy the RPG base ones but I respect people's opinions4
last good one was Assasin'c Creed 1 akhsually
ok todd howard, ofcourse you like the "rpg" ones that have no proper rpg mechanics at all
I just know that Unity deserved the shit it got at launch, but I don't think it deserves to be such a black sheep of the series now
i tried to play through it recently and it felt so bad
go back to the warthunder channel you leper
no, kys
meh. I still think it looks beautiful tho
it is very pretty but it felt bad to play
love it when you post about it here, because no way I'm going into that channel ever

i was so proud when i saw that my older brother stopped playing warthunder
for several months he was doing great, then he switched from meth to crack
i wouldnt trust the warthunder fan for his opinion on world of tanks

that is quickly forgotten when you see just how shit the game is
oh and not to mention the weird ass tanks they have
you literally play warthunder, its a shit game with fucktons of a grind
and wot is a shit game with less grind
so its an improvement
yes
I've just come into the realization that indeed, everyone in this fucking chat has the worse opinions about anything and everything
what about me 
or do you mean literally EVERYONE
your opinions are acceptable
🤝
no, you just remind me of that fact every time your mouth opens and unacceptable words come out of it
worstest*
what about me
worchesesticheritestre sauce fr
never played either
I haven't seen enough of your opinions yet
Based
i basically hate everything
or
let the political debate begin
kamikaze
too much shit on screen, possibly ubisoft game 
unfortunately I love everything, we are political enemies now 😔
Never played dark souls/elden ring.
i advise you to not be my political enemy... don't you know what happend last time?
you can't just punch in a window, you would most likely break your hand
you use your elbow
humans glass breaker
Fair, if the window is slightly open, you can shatter it with fist too.

Nah you cant argue with biden about what he said
bruh
because he literally doesnt even remember what the argument is about
dementia got hands
but you are going to get your dick slapped for politics
delete this before it gets reported lmao
Seriously?
yes
mods can see deleted messages
mods can see deleted messages
but.. odds are your not going to get your dick slapped if you deleted it before they see it

Hes just a child Skom

|| also it was based ||
I'm literally eating popcorn rn
also i think that was a deepfake. i do not remember that interaction being that heated from when it came out a few years back
Hurt me daddy
you did good on deleting it, so I'ma look the other way. but yes - read the #📄rules and dont post that shit again anywhere in here
Okay.
i ate shampoo
how'd it taste?
No tears?
DO NOT REPOST! (credit me otherwise!!)
I don’t own any of these characters! They belong to OMOCAT | OMORI
he swalloed shampo :(
Audio: Soupy Garbage Juice - I swallowed shampoo
https://youtu.be/C_fcdbi8vAE
Inspired by: Slox - I swallowed shampoo Rap (cat photos)
https://youtu.be/4uf_pn1pPAQ
#animation #animationmeme #flipaclip
the fuck is that lmao
Heatwaves suck
you suck
YOu don't?
i thought you drink shampoo
He sucked on that shampoo bottle like a panda baby on his mommas tit
THe same way they make fire under water
you mean using the

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pill time, chmo1233
https://www.boxentriq.com/code-breaking/letters-to-numbers use this shit site
no thank you
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so true
some say your eyes are the window to the soul, but that's just the problem, your soul is stuck behind an ever binding window never being able to free itself. Only through getting rid of all obstacles can we be our true selves in life.
Rip out your eyes
Rip out your eyes
mm
best bulgarian weather
i love living next to greece, the weather is just so nice
i must learn from him
how does he live in these conditions holy shit
imagine my immune system
bro's immune system can deadlift you
people meme about victorian era children being able to survive a taco bell burrito but really those kids ate like this
man i cannot sleep
why would you sleep, its 6pm
i get in bed i lay there for 5 hours
timezones dont exist
then i sleep if you can call it that

i wake up
its fucking 40 celcius outside
my eyes are hurting
and i've got a headache
he lives in turkey so at most his timezone is 1 hour later
nah it is 6pm
yeah then why sleep
i just woke up
I will be above all soon
thats about the normal temp here
same
today is colder than usual
just close your eyes
at only 36 (96.8 f) degrees
mmmm gotta love spicy weather
duty? how bout you make it your duty to go get some biches
freedom? how about you free yourself from that virginity
7/10
Do you even monolift bro
How people in #🎪bruh-fart be
monolith is the edgelord faction, same as mercs
true
You can't kill that which has no life

99.9% of people that like mono or mercs are 12 years old
I just like killing everyone, having to look at "faction tags" gets so annoying
thats why i now play renegade
waaaaaaa
who are you? i never seen you before
Delighht
is threatened by new piss
he's come to defend his throne
who will emerge victorious ?
:flag_es: Spanish; Castilian (español, castellano)
⬇️
I am your father
you are not
soyboy
he is a soy consumer
me
They dont make them like this anymore
fren
ewwwwwww
@heavy peak
fml
whats so weird or funny about this
racism
nothing its nothing
theyre animals.. what racism

le racisme
applause
eh???
You made it even funnier
isnt a monkey an animal
how can u be racist against an animal


i know already @shrewd obsidian isn't gonna make it long here
Don't be sad because I will no longer be here. Be happy that it happened.
weeeeeee dog
ye :)
the cutest shit
maja you are horrible
drown yourself
what? they can swim
Chinese food
you ever smelled wet dog?
see this guy is terrible
yes
not a pleasant smell
it's okay..
nowhere close to shit smell or actual bad stuff
the owners can wash it anyways, or put a blankie and heal his wetness
how cum ?
yes, normalise annoying your animals the same way they annoy you
what a dick
Who up gorbing they achev rn?
the dog was like: and this retard woke me up for his stupid tik tok bullshit
wtf
please ban this degenerate already
not me, the other degenerate
yes
on that note
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Bro i swear on yeezy, kill yourself
kill yourself
Plant more trees
no
i support this 100%

Ban this mf
@grizzled meadow yo daddy, can you ban this guy ?

@grizzled meadow your favorite meme 
now that you saw this funny meme, ban @wide gate while your at it thx
DL2?
falco was tom cruise all along ?!
that's a bit sussy
Cuet
i wonder if falco is 172cm just like tom cruise
Falco is most likely 155cm
I bet even band of thebes had less STDS than wagner
potato
im doing numbers boys
I'm 182cm
Nah
i'm bigger then you
It says 155 right there falco
only 3 cm bigger but bigger is still bigger
156
185 gang
italians are really small
🤝
195 gang
Teaching is fun
I'm happy with my 184
hurt me
laughs in 193
It's okay.
🫂
they probably put some shit in his eyes
how they put those tears in
no it's not 😢 all the large trousers are for fat fucks so I have to wear belts

Blame body acceptance bs
Or get your clothes personally tailored to your measures. (expensive)
I lost 22kg in 3 months because I am fatphobic
that's actually crazy
185 is comfortably tall, unlike those mfs that get flights canceled by just stepping outside
I have broad shoulders, it's a real bitch when flying somewhere.
Can't imagine being any bigger, just inconvenient.
Planes built for 90s manlets
Oh god yeah fuck planes
H

meanwhile me: only eats past 18:00
After 18:00 humans metabolism goes into screensaver mode.
i have been doing this my whole life
don't eat all day, eat one big dinner in the evening, go to sleep
I do the same, but the other way around.
I have a big meal in the morning.
i just have no appetite in the morning
Same, but by the time I get to work and doing some minor stuff, I get hungry, so I grab a full meal. I work in a huge outdoor bazaar so I have plenty of meal choices available, my job is also quite laboury so I get hungry quick.
Perhaps the biggest bazaar in entire world.
Istanbul ?
man if i would be confronted with so many choices and all that good smell, i would get hungry too tbh
that is not even close to the biggest bazaar in the world unforutunately
I usually take spicy chinese, or traditional schnitzel with shrooms.
You sure?
Traditional Schnitzel? Like OG Schnitzel?
No
With Lithuanian twist
I'd love to try OG
Nobody serves though
i'm interested whats the twist
I am sure now that the Grand Bazaar in Istanbul is bigger
Gariūnai
grand bazaar has 26k workers
yours has 10k ?
grand bazaar gets up to 400k visitors daily and at least 250k
i guess today is my tarantino sunday, watched The Hateful 8, now watching death proof
Perhaps Turkish one is bigger.
I work here, come by.
what is the schnitzel with lithuanian twist tho i need to know
Pic was taken on the day when the market is closed, which is why it looks so empty.
It's not airy as OG schnitz
so you don't beat the shit out of the schnitzel with a meat tenderizer?
your only making schnitzel if your neighbors think you are beating someones skull in
this is the best schnitzel
Chinese spicy pork with rice and cabbage, price 5 eu.
I'd buy that
Same but i'd try to haggle
and you are happy about it
that would be 10 bucks at least in switzerland
These prices are only at bazaar. At restourant it would be 10+
hiiiii
my brain is farted
i had a dry aged t bone steak for 30 bucks in poland
was good as hell
My work station, I'm a bicycle mechanic/wendor.
🧠 💨
cool
The schnitzel in question
Price, 5.50eu
damn thats a good price
missing the sauce tho
only austrians eat schnitzel without sauce
mf you eating schnitzel thats not exactly diet food
Well I eat only once a day, so I eat something yummy and nutricious.
My job is laboury.
then you earned yourself some sauce on your schnitzel
especially with those mashed potatoes
needs some sauce
Will consider.
i am happy to say that i have quit leauge and i haven't played it for 26 days
Nice.
you play siege
I am happy for you
you fucking play rainbow six siege





ok


