🎪bruh-fart

[fading shuttle]

actual retards

[final cedar]

east germans send arms to the charlie forces both were commies

[cedar lion]

COMMIE?

[crimson flame]

shes the absolute worst degenerate

[worn gulch]

god damn

[cedar lion]

[crimson flame]

remember her puke drawer?

[lime glade]

are any of you guys unironically right wing

[fading shuttle]

i remember the puke drawer

[final cedar]

puke drawer?!

[cedar lion]

Why do you ask.

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[worn gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-skeleton-gif-25491807

[lime glade]

just wondering ( i am leftwing)

[worn gulch]

I am a tree

[cedar lion]

Id say i lean more towards the right

[fading shuttle]

i am whatever will anger you the most

[crimson flame]

she doesnt clean her quarters so mold started growing and it makes her feel nauseated, she'd wake up at 2am, open the drawer, puke in it, then goes back to sleep

[solar obsidian]

i like chicken wings

[cedar lion]

Because i have an obessision with guns

Obsession

Yes

[worn gulch]

same

[cedar lion]

anyway

Uh

guns

[worn gulch]

11/10, best food

[cedar lion]

Yeah

[lime glade]

i have an obsession with professional wrestling

[cedar lion]

Very cool

[solar obsidian]

nice

[worn gulch]

like killing people

[solar obsidian]

neat

[lime glade]

i will infodump you the history of wrestling if u want

[solar obsidian]

yes, please

[crimson flame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9WenqyPVJE

[cedar lion]

What?

[crimson flame]

oh god its in the same stream as the horse cock clip

[solar obsidian]

@crimson flame how old you are?

[crimson flame]

23

[worn gulch]

properly 13

[worn gulch]

what

[solar obsidian]

[cedar lion]

🐟

Fish.

[crimson flame]

why

[worn gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/901274584895082616/1056659777264029716/image0.gif

[ruby minnow]

@fading shuttle 8 dollars is 200 turkish liras now 💀

[worn gulch]

23.000 vnd is 1 dollar

[solar obsidian]

[ruby minnow]

this is fake news

it is this much in actuality

[fading shuttle]

its a month old meme

[ruby minnow]

i wish we could go back in time to where dollar was 19

[fading shuttle]

i will not update it

[cedar lion]

Germans are funny

[worn gulch]

especially in 1942

[cedar lion]

🗿

[oblique spire]

I'm about to blow your fucking mind

[worn gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/pipkin-pippa-pippa-pipkin-pippa_pipkin-rabbit-vtuber-gif-22980341

[lusty sonnet]

what can you get with 200 liras?

[heavy peak]

8 dollars... For now

[lusty sonnet]

mfer

how's your headache?

[heavy peak]

Passed

[ruby minnow]

food

drink

[heavy peak]

1 unit of food and 1 unit of drink?

That's sad as hell

[lime glade]

are games affordable in turkey

[oblique spire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luJJBeCFeM0

@stone blade

[ruby minnow]

no multiple

[ruby minnow]

Nopppe

like 6 days in fallujah

that game is 340 liras

normally it should be 1k liras

[heavy peak]

Russians use Turkish steam to buy games for cheap

[ruby minnow]

like yeah you can buy food and drinks with 200 liras

but if we're talking bills and rent

you cannot do shit with 200

rents are minimum 8k in Istanbul

[lusty sonnet]

sounds okayish for a trip, the food and drinks part

[ruby minnow]

oh what i mean by food

is ready food and shit like that

[lusty sonnet]

oh

[ruby minnow]

don't even think of buying meat

[cedar lion]

One of my classmates went to turkey

[lusty sonnet]

how much does a loaf of bread cost?

[ruby minnow]

7 lira i heard in some places it is 10

[lusty sonnet]

the fuck

here it's like 2 euros

gonna move to Turkey and keep my job

[ruby minnow]

well 2 euros for us is 55 liras

[ruby minnow]

yeah bro come to Turkey for vacations and shit

Antalya for example

[lime glade]

i live in perth australia and we have the same economy as new york price wise

[ruby minnow]

really good place for a vacation in summer

and you can afford it easily

[lusty sonnet]

ye coastal

i'd rather go to Istanbul for the culture tho

[stone blade]

lets see

[ruby minnow]

i cannot take advantage of this situation but you can

[oblique spire]

[lime glade]

me when i pay 10usd for 400grams of chicken breast

[cedar lion]

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/420364359743569920/1122261662129475594/trim.A880189F-798C-4582-A8EF-4F6FC03CD31F.mov

[ruby minnow]

my role model

[stone blade]

Good stuff.

[lime glade]

my role model

[stone blade]

a bit too electronic

[oblique spire]

fuck

[cedar lion]

Accuse?

[oblique spire]

wrong reply

[stone blade]

but good

[cedar lion]

Mm

[oblique spire]

🤝

[cedar lion]

Seems like everyone accuses everyone these days

[lime glade]

me when i get wrong replied 😦

just got to the part jane died

[heavy peak]

I accuse you of being here

[lime glade]

i thought she got shot the whole time

[cedar lion]

Well shit

[ruby minnow]

like bro there is one meat in Turkey

its named Antrikot

i have eaten it once or twice

its fucking 900 liras a kilo i think

[lime glade]

u guys eaten kangaroo before

[lusty sonnet]

Ate kangaroo at an "all you can eat" resto before

i couldn't taste the difference tbf

[cedar lion]

Nope

Havent eaten a jumping bastard once

[lime glade]

its just chewy beef tbh

it has like a slight edge on protein per 100grams but thats it

[lusty sonnet]

32 euros better be the best meat you had

[uncut obsidian]

you're accused of accusing others in accusing everyone

[cedar lion]

[ruby minnow]

i mean it was good

but is it worth it?

[lusty sonnet]

probs not fot that price

[uncut obsidian]

russian 30yo+ mfs ordering the biggest banquet possible for their birthday just to throw 30-40% of it away because they ordered too much

[oblique spire]

I'm him

[lusty sonnet]

rather get some food from a small take away business that's cheap and good

[lime glade]

wish you guys experienced an australian hsp

s tier drunk food

get one of these bad boys after a night out

[lusty sonnet]

oh yeah, the uni cities here got shit like that too

[stone blade]

is that supposed to be scary or what

[lusty sonnet]

no clue how they can sell it for cheap tbf

[somber warren]

Kebab ist the best drunk food

No doubt about it

[livid pond]

What do you call guys who love math

[somber warren]

Methhead

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/forget-everything-you-know-forgot-forgor-gif-25501304

[somber warren]

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/910985059320873031.gif?size=128

[oblique spire]

@worn gulch im in your country rn fr

[heavy peak]

@open turret @errant river https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778442718551867402/1069352971319648366/rapidsave.com_universal_language-h3elxt1sdxea1.mp4

[lusty sonnet]

@heavy peak battlebit

[final cedar]

Oh it's VIet, I misread his name and thought he's a horse surgeon or smthn

[heavy peak]

Did you buy it?

[runic kernel]

Hi S5yn3T

[open turret]

[final cedar]

10/10 mocca cat

[tulip ravine]

Hi cat

[lusty sonnet]

No... but a dude might but it for me in a few days

[runic kernel]

Hi Metro Hi Hydro

[tulip ravine]

Mocha cat

[final cedar]

amazing. delicious. another 10/10

[lime glade]

that shit would cost $15 here in australia

[tulip ravine]

I thought we moved on from shit talk

[lime glade]

a normal large coffee is $8 here

[final cedar]

how large?

[lime glade]

so 5.35usd

[final cedar]

maybe your cups just built different?

[tulip ravine]

Metro did you see the message abt what my gf did last night

[final cedar]

nope

[lime glade]

we have smaller sizes than americans

[final cedar]

what she do

[lime glade]

americans have ridiculous serving sizes

[final cedar]

wait

[oblique spire]

Someone guess the context to this

[lime glade]

small is considered large here

[heavy peak]

@narrow lotus you want some?

[fading shuttle]

@weak jackal

[tulip ravine]

I can’t do any of that

Her mam would give me a caning

[tulip ravine]

There’s raindrops falling on my head do do do

[final cedar]

hehe, cute

[tulip ravine]

You know she’s annoyed when she looks at you speaking Arabic and looks like she bout martyr me

[final cedar]

your gf arab?

[tulip ravine]

Iraqi / South African

It’s a interesting mix to say the least

[final cedar]

insallah you better not break up or her brothercousins will break your knees

oh right rember now

Father or Mother is south african?

[final cedar]

ofc it's the father

[open turret]

انشاالله حبیبی

[eager igloo]

I told the fucking thing to count down when it gets up = 0

[tulip ravine]

Uhhhh mother I believe, we don’t go much into it it’s all a bit personal for her

[final cedar]

[tulip ravine]

A lot of stuff happend with family abandoning and stuff so

[final cedar]

oh. well let's let that rest for now

[tulip ravine]

Aye, still she’s alright about it just never really have a proper talk about it

It comes up every now and again like

[oblique spire]

Inshallah

[tulip ravine]

She called me a monkey ballsack duster the other day and idk whether to be offended or proud

[crimson flame]

[final cedar]

[oblique spire]

[grizzled meadow]

read "mam"
think about "I'm in my mum's caaah vroom vroom"
check the video because funny
you find the source
the was girl is now a male because transition etc.
mfw

[final cedar]

y'all got that dysfunctional hatelove relationship that brings out kids being either sociopath CEOs or domestic terrorists

[tulip ravine]

The amount of times people think we are at each others throat but it’s just our humour

[final cedar]

show

[crimson flame]

true

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/Mdpi40j78OE

[crimson flame]

can we pls ban this person already

[oblique spire]

[final cedar]

[tulip ravine]

Average uk festival

[crimson flame]

i saw that mezzy

[lime glade]

i think girls who look like guys (not masculine lesbians) look better than femboys

i dont get the femboy hype

[final cedar]

[chilly bridge]

twinks > femboys
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/645786401786429451.webp?size=64

[lime glade]

atleast twinks arent cringy

theyre true to who they are

[final cedar]

wait aren't femboys a subset of twinks?

there's no straight femboys, are there

[lime glade]

twinks dont pander to weird ppl

[solar obsidian]

wdym?

[tulip ravine]

There’s a spice head walking down my street

Spice is synthetic cannabis for those who don’t know

It’s can be like 100x stronger

[grizzled meadow]

I swear this dude is talking a made up language

[chilly bridge]

spice is actually horrific

rots your brain

[tulip ravine]

Yeah we had a intake of it here not long ago

[grizzled meadow]

[crimson flame]

wtf i thought you're talking about dune

[runic kernel]

Falco

[lime glade]

i refuse to explain

[tulip ravine]

[lime glade]

just get my vibe

[tulip ravine]

Worm incoming

[lime glade]

the eternal worm will devour conneticut

[tulip ravine]

He’s walking down the street singing and falling over every 2 seconds

[chilly bridge]

let's make it a short one

[lime glade]

idk if your name is 2004 honda civic because you have that car or youre a venetian snares fan

[real tinsel]

i'm a domestic terrorist

i stab people that come to my house uninvited

[runic kernel]

Hi shittyl Hi Voltaire

[real tinsel]

hi

are you ivan

[lime glade]

i bet ted kazynski wouldve loved stalker gamma

[real tinsel]

you're not ivan

otherwise you'd have said alo

@alpine sun come here this guy is trying to impersonate you and he's doing a shit job at it

[stone blade]

weid dog

[real tinsel]

ivan

[stone blade]

Yes?

[real tinsel]

wtf who did i ping

[stone blade]

idk bro

some random ass

[eager igloo]

IVAN ALOOO

[real tinsel]

are you the real ivan

[stone blade]

OMG MYSHINKA ALOOOOOOOOO ❤️

[stone blade]

yes fucktard

[real tinsel]

there are many ivans here now

look at this

@alpine sun @vernal mist @stone blade this is you @sturdy musk @haughty thistle @lime shell @solar trellis and these are just from the top of my head

[tulip ravine]

Hello hello! We are the billy boys

Hello hello! You’ll know us by our noise

[tulip ravine]

We’re up to our knees in fenian blood surrender or you’ll die

Du du dudududu

[vernal mist]

yes tovarisch

[open turret]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f746LAtS27E

[oblique spire]

[solar obsidian]

nice

[lime glade]

u guys play synthetik

[oblique spire]

alo Delight

[austere shadow]

Me indulging in high level black magic

[runic kernel]

Boi i was the first

[solar obsidian]

hey there

[real tinsel]

are you called ivan

[left linden]

there are seele agents outside my house

[fading shuttle]

@grizzled meadow

[tulip ravine]

Snowhite disapproves of my new jeans and is not afraid to show it

Then you’ve got pepper

Peppers funny, she can’t fit through the gate now and trys, gives up jumps on top of fence and hops down with a big thud

Finally you’ve got my little bastard jax, acts like he’s a puppy when he’s quite large he’s still a softy tho

[stone blade]

going to shop to buy boodles

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1085379327044100236/1122353514568503367/351137924_651542583682078_3831552902279014119_n.mp4

[oblique spire]

[winged chasm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/556475826476941312/1121504147154423979/cf73f38ae5484f9d.mp4

[oblique spire]

Modding MW2

Lemme cook

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/4sxffpb2o28b1.jpg

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073663109320949781/1122273253906448384/AutoMemes.mp4

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/across-the-spiderverse-miguel-ohara-oscar-isaac-spiderman-2099-miles-morales-gif-6307518410183757192

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1085379307997765702/1122494418679762974/image.png?width=677&height=670

[nimble night]

https://youtu.be/t7sZCjRKi-U

[lusty sonnet]

@ruby minnow the 2 shitters on the team are bming eachother in unranked

[spiral kindle]

Stop playing league / overwatch

[stone blade]

No.

[lusty sonnet]

R6

[ruby minnow]

https://youtu.be/MOzVL9MY0fg @stone blade 2:00

[mint mist]

whats bming

[lusty sonnet]

bad mouthing/toxicity

Ivan in league basically

[mint mist]

oh

[mint mist]

i kill the ones that bm me and my people in r6, especialyl if theyre in my team

[runic kernel]

Hi maja

[lusty sonnet]

man went 3-8 and bmed every single round

[lusty sonnet]

lvl 33 smurf

[open turret]

yo
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/621681141661040650/1122453795062939728/IMG_9474.jpg

[ruby minnow]

kedi

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/987489355608256512/1122495000798830673/SFM_Hatsune_Miku_Loves_Shopping__So_does_V1480P.mp4

[stone blade]

no.

I havent been toxic in quite some time

[ruby minnow]

get chat muted
"i am not toxic"

[stone blade]

After the mute idiot

[ruby minnow]

i mean my friend got like chat muted what 4-5 times now

[mint mist]

omggg i love ryan goslinggggg

[ruby minnow]

meee toooo :3

[mint mist]

;3

[ruby minnow]

:3

[runic kernel]

:3

[stone blade]

:3

[mint mist]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-shoot-me-gif-14188290

[ruby minnow]

I am average turkish male irl but on the internet :3

[stone blade]

I'm a famas enjoyer myself

[mint mist]

i lik ots
no, qbu

[ruby minnow]

i am an MPT enjoyer myself

[runic kernel]

Aug the greatest

[stone blade]

No

I disagree with you on that one catboy

you are crossing the line

[runic kernel]

Best bullpup

[quick arch]

Right Arm of the Free World supremacy

[ruby minnow]

Turkish MPT supremacy

[ruby minnow]

Turkey #1 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 💪 💪

[zealous elm]

FAL my beloved

[mint mist]

kkona

[quick arch]

Nothing better than a FN FAL

[zealous elm]

FN my beloved in general

[quick arch]

Real

[runic kernel]

[stone blade]

NO!!

[zealous elm]

FAL, P90, five-seven

[ruby minnow]

FN and HK make good weapons

[mint mist]

ssg from cs was cute

[zealous elm]

just miss once

[quick arch]

The only French people I like (I don't care if they're "Belgian", Belgium is a social construct and should NOT exist)

[mint mist]

omgggggggg hiiiiiiii omggg hiiiiii ;3 hiiiiiii omg

[stone blade]

jk I would never
you know I love you

[quick arch]

HK used to make good weapons

[rose ferry]

based

I love you cherno

[final cedar]

never had to march with one

[zealous elm]

nah im mad at hk because they made the mp7

[runic kernel]

[rose ferry]

hiiiiiiii!

[ruby minnow]

i mean do they make any new weapons now?

[zealous elm]

rolls worst

[open turret]

haiiiii ^_^ hi!! hiiiiii <3 haiiiiii hii :3

[stone blade]

❤️

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1111141368895635518/1116991167771451452/p7kuvznnqcza1.gif

[final cedar]

why?

[ruby minnow]

they just release the same shit

[zealous elm]

cuz it sucks and they basically vetoed the P90 becoming nato standard PDW

[final cedar]

how does it suck?

[devout hull]

Ivan's gonna die early from all those irregular heartbeats.

[ruby minnow]

Ivan has a infinite cobblestone generator

[zealous elm]

they were mad they lost and were like "if i dont win then you cant either"

[mint mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1121156017728786432/fak_yor_modar-2.mp4

[quick arch]

I prefer their older works of art. G11, G3, MG3 (ik it was basically a 42 copy but idc) and USP

G36 is 🤮

[final cedar]

companies can't veto military procurement

[mint mist]

truee overused

[quick arch]

So is the 416

[zealous elm]

theyre germans and got germany to veto

simple

[mint mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1122259167319707678/RDT_20230616_0942443896335996670132758.png

[final cedar]

yeah, bad meme, outdated for 10 years now

hurr durr warped barrels

[ruby minnow]

counter-argument many militaries and their special forces use 416 to this day

[quick arch]

Was outdated when it was released

G11 supremacy

[mint mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1119826056216580206/video0-6-2.mp4

[quick arch]

Counter-argument, just use a ArmaLite derivative Europoors

[final cedar]

don't get me wrong, I love kraut space magic but the G11 was never going mass adoption

[quick arch]

Tried and tested

[oblique spire]

The cooking has gone fucking horribly

I can't lie

[quick arch]

And just because something was adopted doesn't mean it was good

[oblique spire]

Shepherd still continues to clap ghost and roach with the .44

[ruby minnow]

MP5

[quick arch]

Case-in-point = M14

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1080605262559322112/1122154340048707728/image.png

[final cedar]

Oh wait what's the M27? A HK416?

[zealous elm]

counter argument just use FAL to solve all ur problems mr burger king

armalite isnt bad it just makes you fat

[quick arch]

Counter-argument, use a Martini-Henry in .577 to solve all ur problems mr military overspending

[ruby minnow]

It was the spanish inqusition all along

[final cedar]

If you wana fight about AK vs AR then go get a Galil which is the best of both worlds

[oblique spire]

Metro

Give me an "Inshallah" please

[ruby minnow]

why not just make a AR that takes AK mags

they did that

[mint mist]

i didnt expect anything, i just clicked
my mind isnt quick enough to think about what im clicking and what its gonna be

[oblique spire]

I need this mod to work

[quick arch]

Israeli 🤮

[final cedar]

Inshallah

[ruby minnow]

MK47 problem solved

[mint mist]

godddddd gun nerds

[oblique spire]

Inshallah brother

also

wait

[zealous elm]

counter argument just use crossbows mr cant penetrate a fuckin brick wall

[uncut obsidian]

alo

[quick arch]

Fine since maja is complaining, let's talk about fighter aircraft instead

[oblique spire]

it's no longer a banned word!!

[mint mist]

hiii

[oblique spire]

F-14 best

[uncut obsidian]

hiiiii

[oblique spire]

sexiest aircraft

[mint mist]

god thats even nerdier

[quick arch]

Wrong, F-15

[open turret]

yo anyone interested in this beauty?

[uncut obsidian]

gay also isn't

[zealous elm]

fr

[oblique spire]

F-15 is more capable, sure, but the F-14 just has that awesome look

[uncut obsidian]

brainfart is no more homophobic

[ruby minnow]

Husuri innaz cebbtul asirihnaz insallah brother allahu akbar

[zealous elm]

0-104

[ruby minnow]

it was never

[final cedar]

J-20

[oblique spire]

Allahu akbar alhamdulliah mashallah

[mint mist]

pogchamp now i can say im gay without getting muted for 2 weeks

[quick arch]

F-15 has that "I'm about to destroy an entire country's air force in one sortie" vibe

[uncut obsidian]

you get muted for 2 months instead

[ruby minnow]

i might have just summoned a demon and don't know about it but insallah

[quick arch]

Get out of this chat

[oblique spire]

104 and 0, look out below, somebody say F-15?

[final cedar]

China will win the new space race and gain air superiority with their J-xx platform jets

it is what it is

they have those cute winglets too

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-funny-comedy-murder-gif-26523570

[fading shuttle]

mashallah

[oblique spire]

oh god

i now need to replay loose ends yet again

for the mod to probably not work

[zealous elm]

ok if we talkin 5th gen then F-35 i didnt want to pull out that one cuz u cant really name anything stronger

[ruby minnow]

we make brainfart muslim now

elhamdurillah

[zealous elm]

isnt it already muslim

[fading shuttle]

fake term

[fading shuttle]

not real muslim

[ruby minnow]

that's how it is in turkish

[oblique spire]

F-22

[zealous elm]

F-22 jumpscare

[fading shuttle]

turks arent real muslim

[zealous elm]

ur just wrong tho

its cool i like it a lot but its not stronger

[quick arch]

F-35 is better for this day and age

[fading shuttle]

the awful nation of turkey will be destroyed by the servant of allah, Erdogan, Alhamdulillah

[final cedar]

F-35 is multirole, F-22 looks better anyways

[ruby minnow]

the slick design of F-22

[oblique spire]

F-22 looks so much fucking better

then the 35

holy shit

[tulip ravine]

Wanna know what looks better then all that

[ruby minnow]

oh my god look at its slick design the stealth paint of it

[oblique spire]

Anyone who says otherwise is wrong

[tulip ravine]

Your mother

[oblique spire]

No

[final cedar]

The f-35 VTOL is super sexy

[zealous elm]

fighting against an F-35 would just look like randomly exploding before the radar pops up anything

[tulip ravine]

That’s rich comin from you la

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1114531088451239996/ezgif.com-optimize_2.gif

[zealous elm]

real

[tulip ravine]

[fading shuttle]

plane nerds

perish

[ruby minnow]

also war thunder nerds probably

[tulip ravine]

Boy I’m bouta burn my pubes off in a sec

Make me act different Fr

[fading shuttle]

definitely

its awful

[open turret]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-eyes-gif-24821514

[quick arch]

Correct, F-35 is multirole, the J-20 has one role. It's crashing into the ground, because it was made with aluminium and computer chips designed for vibrators

[zealous elm]

war thunder doesnt have 5th gen

[ruby minnow]

that's because they don't want those documents yet

[zealous elm]

i dont play war thunder only custom matches

[oblique spire]

[tulip ravine]

I don’t play war thunder to begin with

I got bored of it after like 2 hours

[ruby minnow]

well you are a just a irish man you are not a plane nerd

[oblique spire]

2 F-5Cs vs an 11.0 F-4 is an interesting experience

[mint mist]

omgg my handies are so cute

[oblique spire]

especially when the F-4 pilot is skilled as fuck

[final cedar]

[tulip ravine]

True I was blessed with a iron lover

Liver

[fading shuttle]

average r6 players

[ruby minnow]

you are a train nerd

[quick arch]

I don't play war thunder, I go out and steal 5th generation fighters and fly them in person

[tulip ravine]

No

We

we

[mint mist]

does this look like r6 to you

[tulip ravine]

Trains are fucking awful

[zealous elm]

no its because if they added 5th gen or even just a strong 4th like F-15 the meta would break cuz american shit would always win

[tulip ravine]

Your a smelly poo man

[fading shuttle]

yes

[final cedar]

Trains are the best mode of ground transportation there is

[tulip ravine]

No

Riding on the back of a crackhead is

[ruby minnow]

well that's why they will release weak so plane nerds like you can leak classified documents

[final cedar]

Trains are the best mode of transportation there is

[zealous elm]

💯

[tulip ravine]

Tell them there’s crack halfway across the country and enjoy the free ride

[final cedar]

oh yeah, the bicycle might be better

[ruby minnow]

Horses are the best way of transportation

i will honor my ancestors

[tulip ravine]

I remember my mate made a crackhead believe he was undercover police

[ruby minnow]

gas prices too high

[zealous elm]

im no plane nerd i just know like medium level of all war stuff so dont ask me higher level shit lmao

[tulip ravine]

Had him doing star jumps on side of street or getting arrested

[fading shuttle]

i honor my ancestors by using my legs and hunting mammoth

[winged geode]

Skilled pillot <<<<<<<<< mach 7 missle

[ruby minnow]

the mammoth being ivans mom

anywhos

[final cedar]

what's a match missile

[zealous elm]

nerd

you know what he meant

[quick arch]

m1 abrams>>>>>>>>>

[oblique spire]

well

uh

[winged geode]

A missle going 7 times speed of Sound

[oblique spire]

the F-5C only has IR AIM-9Es that can't pull more then 10 Gs otherwise it goes fucky and loses lock

[zealous elm]

yep but only to a point sadly

[oblique spire]

which the F-4 goes much faster then F-5cs

and

will just doge IR like its nothing

[zealous elm]

if you cant even see the missile then youre fucked kinda

[oblique spire]

while you have to worry about mach jesus radar missiles flying at you while you're patrolling 6000m in the air

[winged geode]

If it were the 80' you could still fly low for avoiding the radar, it ain't that effective now

[oblique spire]

the what now

[quick arch]

"Trained dogfighters" when they are suddenly locked onto by a missile and instantaneously vaporised a few seconds later by a 5th gen aircraft they didn't even know was there

[oblique spire]

real

[zealous elm]

literally

[final cedar]

fighter gen doesn't matter when the missile is autonomous

Strap a AIM-120 to a prop plane and watch it go

[quick arch]

It kinda does, a 4th gen fighter will appear on radar. A 5th gen fighter will appear on your starboard side

[crimson flame]

trained dogfighters when chad japanese pilot just crashed straight into them

[final cedar]

The Cessna 160km away:

[oblique spire]

fuck sake

mod doesn't work

[crude osprey]

Skill issue..

[oblique spire]

kys

[crude osprey]

😔

[winged geode]

You could just turn on the lights tho

[tall prairie]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1119609433920643144/1122509513837248532/videoplayback_6.mp4

[oblique spire]

Tutel

[tall prairie]

Tutel

[oblique spire]

Mini Tutel

cringe Tutel

[chilly bridge]

ohno

[quick arch]

Begone degenerate

[oblique spire]

Saving this, 🤝

[quick arch]

Miss me with that modernist degeneracy

[oblique spire]

@grizzled meadow Can we ban this guy now

[zealous elm]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-fazbear-epic-style-can-we-ban-this-guy-gif-21325792

[final cedar]

take bakk

no hating pancake tank

[quick arch]

The fucking voices

[oblique spire]

no

T95 best Tutel

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[solar obsidian]

[quick arch]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-shy-shy-dog-oops-sorry-doggy-gif-23719967

[solar obsidian]

[weak jackal]

big man with big muscles

[runic kernel]

Nice stash

[weak jackal]

Thanks mate

[snow panther]

what does this mean

[ruby minnow]

man i was about to ping falco to this one but he was here already

[grizzled meadow]

Have another one

[lusty sonnet]

golden age

[snow panther]

quirky white boy idk

[lusty sonnet]

facts falco

[snow panther]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1076401699230580786/1100115915485487154/attachment.gif

[grizzled meadow]

Remind me why you're exiled

[ruby minnow]

We're so barack

[lusty sonnet]

@grizzled meadow

[snow panther]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1076401699230580786/1115423145499840682/15BBDCE7-4312-491C-9295-77086847EC27.gif

this gif

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah understandable

[pine bison]

[grizzled meadow]

For how long have you been exiled?

[snow panther]

idk i think its pr unharmful

[snow panther]

idk a month

[grizzled meadow]

A WHAT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[weak jackal]

oh i remember

when you first posted that

yeah wow been a month already

time flies

https://tenor.com/view/boil-crab-hear-locket-gif-26065736

[grizzled meadow]

Damn

[snow panther]

https://tenor.com/view/selfie-poker-face-bored-gif-16758552

the streamer mod guy doesnt like me cause i hit him with the

idk how u guys remember that

[grizzled meadow]

Okay dude spent his time in jail for too long

[ruby minnow]

man mod bugs of ets 2 are real funny

like

[grizzled meadow]

I grant you freedom

[ruby minnow]

i have an bmw m3

when i download another mod

that m3 turns into a honda civic

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah it was Skom 100%

This is his doing, or Iedy

[snow panther]

anyway you guys know any helpful tips for unsig runs where u have to disguse every where

[grizzled meadow]

You can ask in #╓☢stalker-chat again

[snow panther]

ive been doing a unisig run and been just "sacrificing" armour and debug spawning in armour

[grizzled meadow]

My tip for it is "disguise"

It's not like you can do much

The whole Zone is against you

You either disguise or don't

[snow panther]

i mean is there a way to use the armour exchange from traders

ive heard it just doesnt wor

[snow panther]

i got max goodwill with duty on unisg

im going for max goodwill with all faction

can even do?

what

post again

i saw boys

[grizzled meadow]

From what I remember, you need to be part of that faction

So like if you're Loner you can trade with Sid, in theory

I don't know if it works disguised as another faction

[snow panther]

fart shit

someone gotta make aspy tf2 item

[snow panther]

i get the option it just dont workl

[runic kernel]

Your first mistake is playing as unsig

[snow panther]

and it didnt work on my duty run ever

[snow panther]

hey its rlly cool

the 2 times i meet the squad they r chillin looking like lone

[grizzled meadow]

I think it's because the option shows no matter what but I could be wrong

You can always ask in the real Stalker chats, you're free to go

[snow panther]

ill get banned again prob

lel

ok i leav

[grizzled meadow]

Don't post that gif and you won't be

[wide gate]

Say auf Wiedersehen to your magpie balls...

[grizzled meadow]

Well then

[pine bison]

https://media.tenor.com/B3TbAQtPwnQAAAAj/vibe-check-guy-funny-creepy.gif

[snow panther]

wait is f slur allow

[wide gate]

No slurs

[snow panther]

ah

[grizzled meadow]

Guess dude is going to be exiled again

[snow panther]

im gay tho so dw abt it

[pine bison]

most normal brainfat inhabitant

[grizzled meadow]

What a time to be online

[snow panther]

:)

NEXT TOPIC

[grizzled meadow]

Having a black pfp doesn't count :p

[snow panther]

i wana keep my name white

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah next topic: warn

[runic kernel]

Hi Kuroki

[snow panther]

he looks european he should have a shank

[snow panther]

smash

smile

[dreamy flax]

📂 falco94 Your search result for xelA Audit Logs returned 2 entrie(s)```fix
ID: 523420
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Timestamp: 05 June 2023, 15:20 (UTC)

[pine bison]

who you

[grizzled meadow]

Hmmm

[snow panther]

https://tenor.com/view/hitam-atau-black-laugh-white-teeth-gif-16766958

[snow panther]

damm

ratio + fish react

[runic kernel]

Im cat

[pine bison]

understandable

[wide gate]

Prettier.

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-27442765

[grizzled meadow]

Of course you got a Thatcher reaction

[grizzled meadow]

@oblique spire will like this

[wide gate]

@oblique spire

[oblique spire]

whayt

italian man

[oblique spire]

unfunny

give fighter aircraft memes

[final cedar]

M3 in ETS2?

[ruby minnow]

not the new versions

the old one

new version of the old one

[ruby minnow]

man thank god for who created desk fans

this shit is saving my life in summer

[oblique spire]

"Work with your wingmates to take down enemy squadrons" Nah chief I'm good I'll become an ace on my own tyvm

[ruby minnow]

Mezzy has a spectrum

cringe posting to good memes

[wide gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059572386732712105/1088868661462319134/3dgifmaker18889.gif

[oblique spire]

@final cedar oi

you

uh

what should I use for an air patrol mission

F-14A

F-14B

F-14D

or

a russian Su-57

[oblique spire]

Or

oh shit

an Su-34

[weak jackal]

NEVER melee monolith

life lesson

[oblique spire]

actually

wait

@winged phoenix

my man

[plucky void]

when they hit you with the monolit

[oblique spire]

Please choose for me

F-14A, F-14B, F-14D, F-22, F-35 or MIG-29, Su-57 or SU-34?

first 5 are US

last 3 are ruski

ALSO

actually

to add onto the US

F-18

[quick arch]

Super Tomcat 💪

[oblique spire]

you can choose multiple

obvi

[plucky void]

man I wanted to make a meme but it involves breaking the rules

[oblique spire]

the first one you choose

will be the first one i use

and so on

[quick arch]

Super Tomcat, F/A-18 and then F-22

[snow panther]

send it to me ill post it

[quick arch]

Nah, just not producing it anymore

[oblique spire]

the F-14?

or

the 22

[oblique spire]

fuck your choices are banger

[quick arch]

Nothing Russian is good

Except for the Hind

Which hits different

[oblique spire]

I reckon I can take on a Su-57 with a Tomcat

[quick arch]

For some reason

Oh and Soviet NBC suits

And Russian post-punk/cold wave

Those three things are all good

[oblique spire]

Right

patrol time

[quick arch]

Super Tomcat supremacy

[oblique spire]

Wasn't the super tomcat never produced?

I think they scrapped it

anyways

this is the F-14D

[quick arch]

The F-14D IS the Super Tomcat

[oblique spire]

surely not

[quick arch]

Yes, it is

[oblique spire]

Then wtf was the AST-21 or whatever?

I thought that was supposed to be the super tomcat

which was scrapped

[quick arch]

It was Super Tomcat V2, which is why it was called the Super Tomcat

[fading shuttle]

@grizzled meadow

[oblique spire]

hmm

fuck sake

the AI won't get into the other seat

fuck it

we go solo in a jet meant to have 2 ppl

[quick arch]

What game is it anyway?

[oblique spire]

Arma 3

Air patrol

anyways

what song

i need a banger to fly with

(Not fucking danger zone, please, i listen to it too much)

[fading shuttle]

showdown from project wingman

[quick arch]

Everybody Wants to Rule The World

Time period accurate

[oblique spire]

banger

🤝

I listen to it whenever I fly the Su-57s in my friends arma server

[quick arch]

Or

Should I Stay or Should I Go

[oblique spire]

ill chuck everybody wants to rule the world on after my current song

[fading shuttle]

arthurcore

the best music

shit finally a good guide

even has examples and everything

[winged chasm]

https://youtu.be/iTkhB4VTm1E

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/eog9giogy08b1.jpg

[winged geode]

Idc if is not official, this is now in my personal canon of stalker

[oblique spire]

Uh oh

@quick arch

Flew around

hold on

why tf is my name "C..."

wait

nvm

its bc i have OBS open lmfao

anyways

I flew around

saw nothing

then looked behind me and there was 2 fucking MIGs on my tail

[quick arch]

LMao

[oblique spire]

somehow

missiled me

tomcat was completely fine

yet i died

[quick arch]

Skill issue

[oblique spire]

anyways, flight #2, i'll record this one

Grim reaper decal, sounds about right for whats about to happen to those MIGs

[quick arch]

F-14D mechanics talking to the air wing's commander after recovering the plane:

https://youtu.be/b5p88vwMqnQ

[oblique spire]

real

Hold on

I think these fuckers have 5th gen fighters

And I'm in a tomcat

lemme cook

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/0034hj9lx38b1.jpg

[oblique spire]

Oh god

Uh

they have 4 jets

They have 4

count em

4

They

they have Su-57s now

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/po1cw4o1528b1.jpg

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bkT3O.gif

[final cedar]

Girl is playing the long con sensing the guys cracks, transitioning later

[weak jackal]

Friendship is the best reward

time spent together is not time wasted

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/588197187771432976.webp?size=128

[oblique spire]

5th gen fighter jets

i am in a fucking Tomcat

[final cedar]

what game?

[oblique spire]

not a 5th gen fighter

Arma

[final cedar]

ah.

Is arma for you still kinda laggy with the reactions?

[oblique spire]

the what

[final cedar]

I'm bothered by shooting a dude, half a second delay then he dies

[weak jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dFdyg2G3Yk

[oblique spire]

oh no

[quick arch]

Fight like nothing else matters brother

[oblique spire]

not happening to me anymore

[quick arch]

Make those shitter Sukhois your bitch

[oblique spire]

Already got it fucked up by CRAMs

[final cedar]

hmm. Is that a mod issue

[quick arch]

They're made with fucking WOODEN SCREWS

[oblique spire]

then fox-2ed a mig-29

getting footage now

[quick arch]

DM the good stuff to me later, I need to sleep

G'night brother

[oblique spire]

adios

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/SkinnyTuna/status/1672910051755933696

Rodney (@SkinnyTuna)

white boy SHOCKS nonbinary barista by ordering in fluent LGBT

Likes

18741

Retweets

2143

Twitter · Jun 25, 2023, 10:10 AM

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntw2dOFIXI0&ab_channel=Nikolai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9aawFls2Ng&ab_channel=Nikolai

[eager igloo]

Man I killed like 2 spiders today

[glad mica]

they will remember this

[eager igloo]

Hopefully I can buy some donuts from them so the queen won't eat me

[sage otter]

Good job killing spiders in june, enjoy the insects

[eager igloo]

I'm not that bothered by them but my lady is scared senseless

And I think I know who's more important

[sage otter]

Should've told her you got it and hide it from her lmao

Win-win

[eager igloo]

Where do you even hide spiders

[weak jackal]

mouth

[eager igloo]

I should get myself one of those spider catcher thingies so I can just take them out

@weak jackal do you shake your shoes out?

[sage otter]

I got mine a habitat so the cat won't eat her

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1101549170017452135/1122555546197823578/IMG_6399.jpg

Fancy ass rock

[cedar lion]

Holy fuck an artefact

[sage otter]

Leave my spider gravy alone

[cedar lion]

no

[weak jackal]

yeah

[eager igloo]

@oblique spire you?

[oblique spire]

what

[eager igloo]

do you shake your shoes out?

[sage otter]

Llama probs shakes the shoes to catch ez proteins