🎪bruh-fart

[fading shuttle]

Hand it over

[weak jackal]

kk

don't hurt me

https://twitter.com/weibogirl/status/1670705637083484160

fine ass girl (@weibogirl)

https://t.co/ABttNxvGyN

Twitter · Jun 19, 2023, 8:10 AM

@stone blade

[final cedar]

I'll raise you

https://media.tenor.com/m9kJ4wQ21ngAAAAM/salma-hayek-from-dusk-til-dawn.gif

[weak jackal]

I like mouths and teeth and other related things

[fading shuttle]

Ah yes, Quentin Tarantino moment

[weak jackal]

Feet are weird

armpits are where its at

https://i.redd.it/b34rq8rxzt6b1.jpg

[fading shuttle]

No

[weak jackal]

wtf she took my floor

[fading shuttle]

You have lost the plot

[weak jackal]

I have lost the floor

[narrow lotus]

[fading shuttle]

Thats your own personal issue

The perils of the warp ain't got shit on being sleepy

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-monster-hunter-khezu-flyann-club-penguin-gif-23817899

[fading shuttle]

I cannot sleep

I must not

[weak jackal]

well i'm gonna go sleep

you can join me or fight the warp your choice

I'm going beddy byes

https://tenor.com/view/4krda-based4kda-sumi-sumi-chan-goodnight-chat-gif-25078045

https://i.redd.it/oht8zwytvu6b1.jpg

[worn gulch]

food ?

[nimble night]

What is sleep

[worn gulch]

that is very nice of you

[stone blade]

I won

the ramus game

full tank team

virgin positioning and dodging abilities
vs chad GO IN enjoyer

[narrow lotus]

@heavy peak

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/conbkrwy4w6b1.jpg

freedom

[stone blade]

Wtf

that's a pretty fucked up looking cat

[pastel quartz]

I think its one of those hairless cats

[weak jackal]

he's acoustic

[stone blade]

oh na them mfs looking like they on chemo therapy bruh

bald ass bitches

[fading shuttle]

Ok I will take 1 hour nap after I finish food to make survival easier

See you in 7 hours

[weak jackal]

seeya bestie

[stone blade]

I never take naps

Like

ever

[runic kernel]

Wat its name

[stone blade]

george probably

[weak jackal]

Carmadillo

[solar obsidian]

he's a spy!

[weak jackal]

there i am garry, there i am

[solar obsidian]

none of these words are in the Bible

[fading shuttle]

y e a

[weak jackal]

Lo and behold jesus sucked on some fingers in his mouth

[solar obsidian]

is that you?

[weak jackal]

no lmao

i'm not a guy

[solar obsidian]

[weak jackal]

I have an old photo of myself in 2019 i could post

[fading shuttle]

That me shadow creature is me, but with short hair and anger

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550519416421613579/1119836531067195482/3ee.png

[weak jackal]

creatures

[fading shuttle]

Dox yourself

[weak jackal]

kk

[fading shuttle]

We will call every maccas and say you are cringe

[weak jackal]

a few months post highschool

2019

anyway like i said gnight

[stone blade]

got volibear on aram

TIME TO GO IN

[weak jackal]

you are the storm

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-time-gif-25989081

I am him

[stone blade]

I"M HIME

[fading shuttle]

Discord has been logging my gif search history

How does YouTube know

[stone blade]

what songs

should be good for playing volibear

give me something with punc

[runic kernel]

Hi Delight

[stone blade]

hi catboy

ok i found some good songs

amon amarth it is

[open turret]

hi chernobyl catboy
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1111141368895635518/1116991167771451452/p7kuvznnqcza1.gif

[solar obsidian]

p!cat // hello!

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[solar obsidian]

@pastel quartz you got added in stalker

[pastel quartz]

woah

thats pretty epic

[runic kernel]

Hi [BLANK]

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-driver-cat-gif-26465807

[stone blade]

I won

as voli

They cant simply kill the storm

They really thought

[crimson flame]

L

[stone blade]

what

[ruby minnow]

wdym they cannot kill the storm 11 d

[stone blade]

well

velkoz apparently can

because magic damage haha

[fading shuttle]

11 deaths

[robust cove]

Drive 2

[fading shuttle]

His ass is not the storm

[stone blade]

I was the storm

its magic damage being cringe

I'm 5.7k with 2 MR items and velkoz and teemo just delete me

because yes

meanwhile yasuo cait and cho cant scratch me

its weird

[neat copper]

im home

[stone blade]

Hi home

I'm ivan

[shadow wyvern]

hi home

fuck too slow

[neat copper]

anyways

are you guys sock cummers or floor cummers (floor shampooing optional)?

this is inportant

[wide gate]

Laugh at this user.

[heavy peak]

Don't make me mute you

[lusty sonnet]

[neat copper]

i need this for my reddit r/askmeanything

[shadow wyvern]

my lawyers have advised me not to answer this question

[neat copper]

personaly i dont

[minor cypress]

Furry pfp detected, commence ridicule.

[shadow wyvern]

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWHmgob5FDA&list=PLklbKPQdIX7eIRmTVY0See3L1v_Zs_d5G&index=174 @fading shuttle THE champion theme

[runic kernel]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/2Plxvwn235wD3-hMenwt1Ezxc2R95KPYqqEblcemTGg/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/Fy3lpWPWwAAaDfw.png

[narrow lotus]

i love him

[sturdy copper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/703025160479047760/1109850381166592061/what_do.mp4

g'day weird green people in my pooter

[runic kernel]

Hi Khornate

[ruby minnow]

@stone blade i cooked for my mid lane and told him to pick nami

[sturdy copper]

on hit only

[ruby minnow]

we won

[stone blade]

it's so cringe to farm with rageblade

when it does the 2 W stacks and then I attack the minion but it get left on 1HP and the other minion kills it

[devout hull]

I wish to dethrone God.

[narrow lotus]

You will never be Xray Wizard

Now sit the fuck down

[devout hull]

No.

I will start with the stairway to heaven.

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-dance-fortnite-fortnite-default-dance-shrek-dance-gif-15809394

[devout hull]

I shall lube up the stairs with soap and femboy extract.

When the gatekeeper wonders why nobody has passed the gates to heaven and comes down to check, they shall inevitably slip.

I shall steal their key at that moment.

[minor cypress]

Im more shook by the pyke top

[hot snow]

hotline miami

[pastel quartz]

more of a console win tbh

[final cedar]

Rewatching Breaking Bad, fuck Walter

[pastel quartz]

good show

[ruby minnow]

it is not solo pyke

you are only solo until level 3

[final cedar]

Man they did not have to treat Jessy that bad

[devout hull]

this doin numbers

[remote vine]

minor e-celeb status achieved

[devout hull]

josé. we ned cok josé.

[stone blade]

I got my S

yey

with xin xhao

this champ is busted

[minor cypress]

Was wondering why work was slow as hell this morning

Forgot it was juneteenth

[stone blade]

@fading shuttle wtf do you even buil on this champ

tank?
onhit?
lethality?

he's one of those champs isn't he

[ruby minnow]

i just carried a 1v2 bot with pantheon

i am literally him tho

[narrow lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yNoOrFogR_w

[stone blade]

pantheon bot is actually insanely viable

[ruby minnow]

1v2 a bot carry

then lose

but the reason that the lose was delayed was me

[stone blade]

all my junglers get is 2 auto attacks and that's it

[stone blade]

fk off

[midnight tree]

so true

[stone blade]

he is more viable than 90% of enchanter supports

Fk enchanter supports

useless pieces of crap

[ruby minnow]

i mean bro you put a mid laner jungler and a solo to bot as a support

[midnight tree]

the best strat is to just not play league

[stone blade]

theyre useless

they just are

they do nothing

sit behind the adc just watching youtube on their 2nd screen

not poking

its just afk player

[midnight tree]

wahhhhh

[stone blade]

yes ty

now i go eat doner kebab

brb

[midnight tree]

based

have a good meal bro

[narrow lotus]

Classic LoL player

Loses game
Rages
Eats spicy kebab
Shits furiously
GOes back to game LoL

[midnight tree]

all without leaving their chair

[stone blade]

da.

[stone blade]

ofc

btw

i passed another exam

[stone blade]

ggez

didnt even study

[runic kernel]

Hi Dipshit McGee

Hi Ted

[midnight tree]

aloha

how do you do

[narrow lotus]

[minor cypress]

Average TR server experience i imagine

[narrow lotus]

Isnt Troy fictional

?

[stone blade]

[ruby minnow]

nah man turkish cannot afford kebab

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-so-gif-18681605

making kebab to sell to others

[stone blade]

DA

[minor cypress]

We made pressure cooker beef tips with onions and mushrooms tonight. Super cozy

[narrow lotus]

today i ate pastry from LIDL

and i barely paid anything

[minor cypress]

God drunk me would devour 3 of those.

[narrow lotus]

the song

[stone blade]

doner kebab so good makes me want to vote vor Erdogan

[narrow lotus]

this and let the bodies hit the FLOOOOR

[ruby minnow]

yes the kebab makes you vote for Erdogan

[stone blade]

lidl enjoyer

[remote vine]

I do kinda miss it ngl

[stone blade]

And when the dude there calls you big man

[narrow lotus]

everyone making youtube tutorials in notepad

[stone blade]

[narrow lotus]

with bandicam

[minor cypress]

Why did i never notice he tugs on the forward assist like its a charging handle. And it ejects out the left. Its so cursed.

[remote vine]

retvrn

[ruby minnow]

some people still make those

just without bandicam

[minor cypress]

I cant unsee it

[minor cypress]

God and the dust cover just flaps open when he fires. Ahhhh

[rugged belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-sad-nostalgia-gif-20567482

[runic kernel]

Hi Usagi

[rugged belfry]

That's a funny picture

[wide gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/991957642941562890/991957916443742278/RalseiUkr.png

[ruby minnow]

i love water

[tulip ravine]

Hello all

[wide gate]

hi

[minor cypress]

New house has awesome well water so now sink water tasty af. Its a game changer

[stone blade]

oooh this kebab

god damn

so good

[runic kernel]

Hi Hydro

[stone blade]

:(

[tulip ravine]

Hello

[oblique spire]

Shots fucking fired

The disrespect

[crimson flame]

too

[ruby minnow]

@stone blade You play xin xhao now?

[crimson flame]

rage harder so your probability of winning increases

either that or shit harder

[stone blade]

who said I do

I just played him for one game on aram

and steamrolled everyone

the champ is ez as fuck

[ruby minnow]

i had to do this joke

[stone blade]

just spam QWE maybe press R sometimes and that's it

[crimson flame]

good joke

[stone blade]

good joke ❤️

[crimson flame]

https://tenor.com/view/good-joke-funny-hassantaker-watchmen-zack-snyder-gif-17793411

[ruby minnow]

thank you ❤️

[crimson flame]

anyone old enough to get my reference

[stone blade]

No.

I'm 20

sorry

[reef lark]

Proturk1900

[stone blade]

Pro? Turk? 🇹🇷

[reef lark]

True

[ruby minnow]

#🥘food is the most peaceful place on earth

[stone blade]

hi mezy

[wide gate]

hiii

[stone blade]

Cute pfp

[wide gate]

Thank you

[stone blade]

yw

[ruby minnow]

guys let me tell you a joke

[stone blade]

Now I gotta shit after the doner

oh na

[ruby minnow]

Overwatch 2 is a good game

[stone blade]

your life

oh

Sorry

[ruby minnow]

hey only one can make jokes

[stone blade]

Your mother surely made a joke by giving birth to you

Omg

im sorry

💗

[ruby minnow]

[stone blade]

[ruby minnow]

no kebab

for u

[stone blade]

The turk and Bulgarian bullying each other

just like old times

[minor cypress]

I doubt dale would be a duty. Probably a loner that doesn't interact with anyone

[wide gate]

He's a Dutyer probably because he is an asshole.

[minor cypress]

Lol how is dale an asshole? Hes just a dumb eccentric cuck lol

[reef lark]

True

Turkce moment

thank god I never touched League in my life

I was blessed

[stone blade]

my support picked senna

into milio caitlyn

GG Wp

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761464325951600/1120326542870990868/IMG_1147.jpg?width=333&height=676

stalker gamma discord server lore

[ruby minnow]

holy shit what a plot

[uncut obsidian]

yeah i agree

[ruby minnow]

too good to be true

[solar obsidian]

wish it was like that

[uncut obsidian]

like wtf imagine if it was just me who's controlling your account replying to myself

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/395777802668081154/1120197196852232232/IMG_0545.jpg

[uncut obsidian]

and then immediately changing to delights account to reply to that message

[solar obsidian]

its 4chan, c'mon

[uncut obsidian]

like woah that would never happen

[ruby minnow]

yeah that's what i'm saying

it would be real good if it was true

but unfortunately it is not

[uncut obsidian]

yeah sadly its all a joke

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/608013553521262593/1120075267935846563/4669447670490.mp4

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986969893503127572/1085160446962704394/instagram_1678116304622.mp4

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/337171515587952642/1119797249447301231/videoplayback.mp4

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/catshouldnt/status/1670770170971983874

place where cat shouldn't be (@catshouldnt)

https://t.co/q6IPEZhkTw

Likes

1927

Retweets

259

Twitter · Jun 19, 2023, 12:27 PM

[runic kernel]

Hi Daniela

[stone blade]

Ggwp

sena tristana into caitlyn milio

[weak jackal]

yeah go ahead

[stone blade]

game is lost from the draft screen

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-yakuza-canny-uncanny-cat-gif-13171181137532836446

[weak jackal]

I must pick apart my food like a evil little vulture with grabby hands

[midnight tree]

eat with a shovel

[stone blade]

Why do I have to play against plat players man

I dont get it

[runic kernel]

[pastel quartz]

Literally me

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-burger-eat-eaten-meme-gif-18981931

[fast mural]

Came here for the game stayed for the memes

[stone blade]

uninstall the game and embrace the memes

other channels dont exist apart from #🎪bruh-fart

[pliant canopy]

@fast mural this you?

[weak jackal]

spaghetti time

[midnight tree]

would

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/SkeleMann/status/1670551712447496192

SkeleMann 🏳️‍⚧️ (@SkeleMann)

https://t.co/sNCEFDAlHg

Likes

2905

Retweets

431

Twitter · Jun 18, 2023, 9:59 PM

[pastel quartz]

One of these things is not like the other 🎵

[amber marsh]

why the random poor fish in the end 😭

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1111028944779624549/1120348697432182895/v12044gd0000ci7asarc77u2uqr75qtg.mov

[amber marsh]

I want to build a shed.

[amber marsh]

:D

[amber marsh]

The last potato ofc! :D

What else?

[lunar brook]

[austere shadow]

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/702790241194344498/1120249145119211581/RDT_20230619_080945.mp4

me and who

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1048761167025283133/1120352243984650300/rapidsave.com_guess_theres_nothing_to_do-vxijo7hm415b1-360.mp4

[dry bluff]

I shedded my pants

[swift scarab]

@grizzled meadow I am now awake :)

Watch the invictus video

[dry bluff]

link?

[swift scarab]

Search for messages by me in invictus with the search menu

Do not

[reef lark]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-gif-22160465

[grizzled meadow]

I literally forgot about it

[gusty willow]

He's coming for you @uncut yew

[austere shadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1009190681375420536/1115654035421278319/IMG_5744.gif

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/ulbhjf45bu6b1.jpg

[dry bluff]

Morning joggers where u at?? 😤 ✊

[gusty willow]

@winged phoenix btw I donated 1 milly to you for your degen addiction and you never said thanks

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/8xcxjrrxsv6b1.jpg

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266688738883665920/1120311817470742599/FB_IMG_1687106028351.jpg

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/ayfcwjnkxr6b1.jpg

[dry bluff]

?????

brainfart is the only legitimate channel in this server

[minor cypress]

Lol the edginess coming from a kia soul lmao

Bruh you got the baby box car

[ruby minnow]

i love being a certified illegal racist

[weak jackal]

rear end them and then get out your car and commit suicide to change the tradgectory of their life forever

[minor cypress]

Nah im not too invested in being upset over car stickers. Just sad i didnt get to see who was driving it

[dry bluff]

Brainfart 4 lyfe

[minor cypress]

I just consider cars like that as the ultimate reverse edgelords

[dry bluff]

is there an actual way to have more intense large scale fights

[weak jackal]

You don't have to be invested, you just have to be petty

[dry bluff]

in gamma of course

[devout hull]

got any crepes?

[grizzled meadow]

Literally me

[weak jackal]

prowler stinger sfx

[dry bluff]

Falco best admin

[dry bluff]

leader of brainfart

[weak jackal]

quick falco moderate them

[dry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/chewing-character-chewing-character-hd-chewing-character-hd-gif-22077966

[grizzled meadow]

Shut up you're jealous

[weak jackal]

I will now roleplay as chell from the portal series

_ _

_ _

[grizzled meadow]

Damn

[dry bluff]

how old is it?

[weak jackal]

_ _

[dry bluff]

🤯

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/895041443855466496/1092924959015321670/togif.gif

[dry bluff]

you got any dogs?

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/salami-lizard-salamander-lemurian-gif-25840009

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/salami-lizard-salamander-lemurian-gif-25840009

[dry bluff]

god dam

is that a skinless lizard?

wtf am I watching

[weak jackal]

salami

[dry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/lamp-gif-23473826

[weak jackal]

There are 2 paths in life

Man without foreskin vs woman with foreskin

which way westerner

[swift scarab]

I never forget

It’s the pda music incident all over again

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/483348725704556557/1048698298602639390/39F4A5EA-44DE-47C5-AE7C-DF5D240CDE41.gif

[weak jackal]

oh no husband
you have said slurs online
we are now have no job and food
why husband

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1093149212805431459/image0-43.gif

[weak jackal]

Its Haram or Nothin

gates stole all my teeth in a woolworths in 2017

[weak jackal]

Eddie Murphy

[sturdy copper]

fr fr?

[weak jackal]

on god

[weak jackal]

the silly

[eager igloo]

I have no idea how donkey sounds in english

[weak jackal]

Eddy Murphy

[eager igloo]

🤯

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-dog-mike-sleepy-puppy-cute-gif-16802724

[little mirage]

Samurai cat?

Plz

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[stone blade]

ayyy
got demoted to bronze 2

ggs

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-lets-goo-lest-gooooooooooooooooo-gif-19416648

[stone blade]

we did it boys

my teams are utter garbage

[minor cypress]

Most based gundam protag

[stone blade]

you ban one cancer champ

they pick another cancer piece of shit

it never ends

[minor cypress]

Only dude confirmed to have clapped cheeks in a gundam

[dry bluff]

Kidnapped by Boko haram: Good ending

[minor cypress]

Yeah not at that point. But doesnt matter clapped cheeks

[little mirage]

Actually a retard message i sent nvm

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/LGT2ctnlwbs

[uncut yew]

[dry bluff]

guys I just got my basic acceptance ''letter'' into military service

I gotta do medical check up in 2 weeks

[willow barn]

Off to Ukraine you go

[dry bluff]

🤯

where do I get my bear detector?

[stone blade]

2nd game lost

2 in a row

[dry bluff]

come play TFT

the superior gamemode

[stone blade]

I dont like it

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/imostergolfra-gif-25274972

[stone blade]

why do the enemy always get the good junglers

I've not had a singel win

in ranked

[dry bluff]

are you on euw?

[stone blade]

yes

[dry bluff]

are you an ADC main?

[fading shuttle]

tldr, he wants to fuck the female lombax rivet from the ratchet and clank games, and would stoop to any low to accomplish that goal if they existed

[stone blade]

and the best part is it was only junglers who ruined the game

in every

single

game that i had

[fading shuttle]

he mains vayne

[dry bluff]

perfect!

[stone blade]

I do yes

and twitch

[dry bluff]

mr.Ivan I have a proposal

one that will forever bond us together

[stone blade]

its always the jungler

every other role does ok

and they win lane

or keep it even

[dry bluff]

The details of which I can not disclose, but it will bring us both a lot of W's and benefit us greatly in the long run

All I need of you is your signature

[stone blade]

shut yo mouth

[fading shuttle]

what sort of devils deal is this?

[dry bluff]

I'm drafting the contract one second

[stone blade]

it doesnt matter what lane you play

bot

mid

top

supp

it does NOT matter

your jungler will int

and the enemy jungler WILL go 15/5

[ruby minnow]

that's exactly what happened in my last game

and somehow

a master

lost

a 1v1 against a eve

[misty onyx]

ap slug to the head

[ruby minnow]

in level 4

[stone blade]

fam I'm bronze

not master

[ruby minnow]

i am silver 1 not much difference

[fading shuttle]

how about you try and find a game that isnt inherently frustrating to play @stone blade

[stone blade]

solitare

[ruby minnow]

normally my elo was high silver low gold but now its just low high silver

we dominated bot

but eve got fed

and irelia got fed

and if a eve gets fed an adc cannot survive

[stone blade]

nah man it doesnt matter what you do

in elo that is bellow gold

it doesnt matter

you have to play champs that can solo carry games

[ruby minnow]

i mean gold is low elo

[narrow lotus]

elo hell is what kills ranked in most games

especially in mobas

you cant escape ELO hell

[stone blade]

relatively speaking compared to bronze and silver

[ruby minnow]

i am not in elo hell at all

i got a good ratio

[stone blade]

so how do steamers do it then

[ruby minnow]

i just don't play leauge that much anymore

[narrow lotus]

they get paid

[ruby minnow]

and tbh that's real good for me

[weak jackal]

play the lego games instead

[narrow lotus]

if i would get paid i would play dota at the lowest ranks

[stone blade]

I mean

I'd like to climb

I do well in my games

like

for the most part

I'm doing ok

[ruby minnow]

they climb to diamond

[stone blade]

but its ALWAYS

[ruby minnow]

they start the season diamond

[stone blade]

my jungler

[stone blade]

who ints the game

[weak jackal]

Dota > league because you can high five

[stone blade]

how do you climb to diamond before hand then

[ruby minnow]

snowball

[stone blade]

bro it doesnt matter what you play
your team will always ints

[ruby minnow]

or maybe you can get a master premade to carry you in games

that's why my friend did

[sturdy copper]

https://vxtwitter.com/nocapfights/status/1669541330740191232?s=61&t=T7iD62nJ79lXa1F7uhAMoA

[stone blade]

its so stupid

[ruby minnow]

he's s12 silver

and should have been

[stone blade]

even if you are good

youre not gonna climb

its so weird

[ruby minnow]

s13 silver too

but he got his master friend

and got to plat 4

and he cannot win any games soloq he has to play with his premade

because he is not skilled enough for that rank it is that simple

[midnight tree]

ranked games are for losers

just play casual and for fun

[stone blade]

this is the problem

in league

[midnight tree]

if you play ranked i will give you a swirly

[stone blade]

casual or normal games

are even worse

[midnight tree]

because you are a nerd

[misty onyx]

who ever thought gas washers were a good idea

[ruby minnow]

casual is more toxic then ranked games that is the problem

[stone blade]

they are even WORSE than ranked

[weak jackal]

I don't play ranked in games because people are super mean

[midnight tree]

DON'T PLAY THE GAME

IT OBVIOUSLY SUCKS

[stone blade]

MY TEAM DOES

THE GAME DOESNT

THE TEAM DOES

[weak jackal]

Like i did well in r6 siege ranked, knew my callouts and counters etc. But the moment i made a mistake or used voicechat i got abused

[midnight tree]

cope

cope

[stone blade]

BECAUSE THEYRE NPCS

[midnight tree]

seethe

mald

[stone blade]

ok

[midnight tree]

play a better game, idiot

[weak jackal]

shit one time i got an ace and my entire team just insulted me

[misty onyx]

typical teamfight game player

blames team

never themself

[weak jackal]

so i said in allchat "my team is being mean to me so feel free to kill them i'm not helping until they apologise"

[midnight tree]

based

[ruby minnow]

i love breaking my wrist in siege to get clips

why did my wrist start hurting when i said that

[weak jackal]

never forgetting dropshotting acog jaeger moment

[midnight tree]

siege was fun during the first few weeks when people were still getting used to things and trying new tactics

but then the meta arrives and things go to shit

[weak jackal]

in the week leading up to the dropshot removal my group of like 3 friends all decided that we would only dropshot for entire matches

funniest shit

[midnight tree]

meta gaming is the game killer

[weak jackal]

ptsd

[midnight tree]

you gotta be able to do some unorthodox shit

[weak jackal]

Just play mid-low tier characters and believe in yourself

don't use the best optics use what you like

[midnight tree]

i like using bad gear and good tactics

that is fun

[weak jackal]

I like playing Nokk

[midnight tree]

wiping the enemy team with absolute garbage

[midnight tree]

what is that

[weak jackal]

run in from the opposite side of the map

jumpscare

[ruby minnow]

shotguns are not bad gear

[weak jackal]

Danish invisible lady attacker

[midnight tree]

i hate the danish

NORWAY NUMBA 1

[ruby minnow]

don't insult my shotguns they are the best

like on orxy

[midnight tree]

what the fuck are you talking about

[ruby minnow]

shotgun is a better choice then t1

[midnight tree]

when did i mention shotguns

what is t1

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/r6-gif-22313236

[midnight tree]

are you fucking insane or something?

[ruby minnow]

asian smg or something idk

[midnight tree]

you have any idea how CRAZY you sound?

you're just making shit up

smh

[weak jackal]

Nokk uses a supressed shotgun and a fmg

least practical weapons ever

and a dessert eagle

like girl came to the fight with the most fucked up loadout

but she also brought frags so all is forgiven

https://cdn.sanity.io/images/ccckgjf9/production/b7825763e291999dd5210b51c06ed1fdabff3e46-972x546.png?max-h=1080&max-w=1920&fit=scale&auto=format

like girl put that thang away

[ruby minnow]

the only person that does not play leauge in our friend group posted this pic

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/em94j1xbrey21.jpg

gorss ass shotgun

On defence i liked playing Frost

Beartraps

Hiding them on black floored surfaces in the dark

god i got so many shin snaps

[ruby minnow]

i love the defender that cook a da pasta

this should give enough hints

[weak jackal]

Alibi

love her to bits

mama mia another hologram

[ruby minnow]

No

its male

[weak jackal]

Kaid?

with da shock sticks

[ruby minnow]

he's arabic

who cook a da pasta

and is male

on defend

[vast token]

aint kaid moroccan

[weak jackal]

yeah yeah

Maestro

[ruby minnow]

yeah

[weak jackal]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/rainbowsix/images/7/7e/Maestro_-_Full_Body.png/revision/latest?cb=20180522225530

[ruby minnow]

finally you found out mario

[weak jackal]

I liked Aruni

[ruby minnow]

i also bought the weeb jetstream sam bundle for it

[weak jackal]

when i last played they just added Azami

[vast token]

remember the good old days alda 5.56 with acog

[weak jackal]

I'm looking at the new character and

[vast token]

its fucking gone now

the game is dogshit now

[ruby minnow]

now we got a swedish guy named fenrir

[weak jackal]

who tf is solis and fenrir

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/rainbowsix/images/9/9e/Solis_-_Full_Body.png/revision/latest?cb=20221207212916

Colombia no.1

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/rainbowsix/images/e/e7/Aruni_Fullbody_cropped_resized_truecolor.png/revision/latest?cb=20201111190424

she will always be cool

got blown tf in a car

lost her arm and foot

[vast token]

I dont think that was ever a thing

but we did pay for each and every operator

OOOOOH SHIT now I remember

damn its been years

I would pay for acog tbh tho

[weak jackal]

love how they made an irish operator who's special ability was making explosives

[vast token]

IRA

[weak jackal]

Thats like making a trans operators who's gadget is transparent

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/rainbowsix/images/d/d6/Osa_-_Full_Body.png/revision/latest?cb=20210818174223

oops

Croatia no1

when she came out i saw some cool shield plays

like using it to insta destroy barricades

but not fully deploy it

[vast token]

is there any trans operators in r6

[weak jackal]

yeah Osa

girl i just posted

[vast token]

who pays and suffers for all these surgeries just to look like a karen

damn

[weak jackal]

psychological warfare

makes her enemies mad

[final cedar]

croatia

[weak jackal]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/rainbowsix/images/b/b6/Osa_R6_Overview.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20210907191244

her in game model is better

God old blackbeard

blackbeard can never be good he's either broken op or garbage useless

[vast token]

TRANSparent bulletproof safespace

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-safe-space-gif-9872405

[high token]

ACE and Little Mozzie are my mains

[plush pine]

Hehe katto

[weak jackal]

makes a trans operator
makes her gadget transparent

no way kots

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/rainbowsix/images/4/4b/Osa_Placeholder.jpeg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20210813025758

clearly you don't own an airfryer

need sledge to perform my bottom surgery

or thermite

[vast token]

my fav trans character is optimus prime

[weak jackal]

imagine you're going under for surgery and the last thing you hear before darkness is "A REALLY BIG FUCKING HOLE COMING UP" and then thermite burning

https://tenor.com/view/venom-venom-xray-eddie-brock-gif-26261019

Tricking attackers is the funniest shit

then you arc a c4 through a window and blow them ttf up

[lunar brook]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-eyebrow-flipped-horizontally-gif-24025048

[vast token]

remember drop shots?

[dry bluff]

@stone blade

[vast token]

yeah that shit was dope too

dude I literally have that funky beta skin shit

I participated in open beta

got posters of the game, doped for months and then they fucked it real good

such a shame

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/176877275369832449/1120210660815556719/video_20230614_173100_0.mp4

[vast token]

operation health was something I didn't expect from Ubisoft

it really fixed the game considerably

then they started to pump these unimmersive characters and skins instead of fixing cheater problem

every single game, cheaters and hackers

and they didn't even hide themselves

[minor cypress]

My fav thing was playing mind games with mira

Then ubisoft did ubisoft things and now i dont touch game

[vast token]

yea

mira + bandit my fav couple

[weak jackal]

fun fact Cav and twitch are dating

[ruby minnow]

idk why the trans community doesn't use him but like he's one of the most popular trans characters in history of mankind

[vast token]

Bandit: I used to do drugs but now you're my pack of seratonine
Mira: Dios mios Bandito you sweet pendeho

[minor cypress]

I think last time i played was when they dropped the rappel chick

[vast token]

every game I liked now in ruins I'm in a limbo

Tarkov got fucked too

[minor cypress]

Ubi be like "guys look, you have representation! And your representation has skins!"

Buy nao

[weak jackal]

I am not immune to propaganda

https://tenor.com/view/r6-rainbow-six-rainbow-six-siege-aruni-okay-gif-20489028

Frosts halloween skin is fucking horrifying

[vast token]

amputee bionicle girl

choking hazard

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/nkkktpvo41i31.png

[ruby minnow]

Did you really think a corporation would represent LGBT instead of using them for money?

[vast token]

you're going against logic

[dry bluff]

try cyberpunk? it's ok now

[minor cypress]

Lol of course not, i just think its funny af when people fall for the bait like toyota Honda walmart hoffman nike trader joes actually cares about them

[ruby minnow]

i mean if i ever be head of a big corporation i will exploit any day and any holiday

[vast token]

thanks I have a considerable amount in that game I'm waiting for the dlc

[ruby minnow]

one month its muslim skins the next day pride skins t

[vast token]

capitalism 101

[minor cypress]

But never at the same time.

[ruby minnow]

No

[vast token]

consoomerism really tearing the world apart rn

expect an all out resource war within 100 years

[weak jackal]

How to make good lgbt representation:
Make a cool/hot/silly character
Make them lgbt

you did it

[devout hull]

im going to consume the mantle

[dry bluff]

we're literally on the timeline of the fallout universe

[vast token]

you missed the part where they shine after making fun of/beating the shit out of a white cis male character

[ruby minnow]

No its Cyberpunk

[dry bluff]

eitherway we're fucked

[vast token]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fallout1-vault-dweller-fallout-new-vegas-fallout3-gif-24439112

[weak jackal]

yes excellent

[ruby minnow]

and to be completely honest here

[minor cypress]

Instructions unclear, included way too much content about their overly focued relationships instead of them just existing like normal people.

[ruby minnow]

i like this timeline

i can use religion to make money

lots

and lots of money

[minor cypress]

Wololo

[vast token]

y'all should play signalis

[dry bluff]

imma start a nuke worshipping cult

[vast token]

fucking dope game

[minor cypress]

Nah we need to get brainfart together to play Barotrauma

[ruby minnow]

imma start a para-military group that wants control of all technology

[vast token]

a while ago I was playing Gamma and during nighttime, save room OST of signalis started playing

[ruby minnow]

lets start fallout ourselves instead of waiting for it

[vast token]

I immediately alt f4

Fucking shivers down my spine

[dry bluff]

[rancid iris]

[ruby minnow]

nobody needs to create NCR its already here

[dry bluff]

the chain that binds

[vast token]

Why can't the space lesbians be happy?

[dry bluff]

New
Cucks
Republic

[weak jackal]

because god is mean

[vast token]

achtung

[weak jackal]

no

[minor cypress]

Because mommy took away the space robot and she has life issues

[vast token]

I don't think that's a cannon ending

[ruby minnow]

nobody can create legion yet

but we can create khans

[weak jackal]

all 4 endings are sad

[vast token]

then again, they said there isnt a cannon ending

karking hell

[minor cypress]

Stares at mexico if it got nuked/emp'd

[dry bluff]

but I gotta be honest the NCR rangers got hella drip

[weak jackal]

If there was a happy ending itd detract from the other endings

[ruby minnow]

yes

[weak jackal]

which is why its bittersweet

[vast token]

The story telling was great tho

[fading shuttle]

sometimes you just gotta make a deal with a eldritch god to ensure yuri

[weak jackal]

me when space lesbians

[dry bluff]

I tried modding the fuck out of NV before I knew gamma to make it basically gamma

[minor cypress]

Ncr and legion both kinda cringe, but so is yes man and letting house run the strip

[dry bluff]

but it didnt work out that well

[heavy peak]

The only drip worth wearing is Ulysses Gas mask and his robe, with boons barret

[weak jackal]

tag urself

[fading shuttle]

house is the correct choice

[devout hull]

FUCK

[vast token]

I want mommy mnhr to hold me tight and tell me everythings going to be OK

[ruby minnow]

highest i got was 250 mods

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-house-fallout-new-vegas-fallout-gif-20512815

[dry bluff]

@stone blade Sign the document 😠

[minor cypress]

Exactly. House is the ugly truth to surviving long term

[minor cypress]

Everything else is muh freedom cope

[fading shuttle]

your mom

[vast token]

guys I wan't you to know that I've been muted two times for racism from this discord

[weak jackal]

well don't racism

silly

[ruby minnow]

based

[dry bluff]

House is an empty husk of a man, a relic of the past housed in an artifical shell he should be killed

[vast token]

biri seçimlerden sonraydı XD

[weak jackal]

House is a boomer

and i'm taking him off lifesupport

take that gramps

[fading shuttle]

the ncr is literally the worst of america in fallout rebuilt

[dry bluff]

the only good ending is you taking over the strip

[fading shuttle]

bruh

mf be like "anarchy is cool"

[minor cypress]

Destabalizes your strip, get halfassed government, or le anarchy otherwise.

[ruby minnow]

i mean NCR is a real thing

[fading shuttle]

shut up 12year old

[weak jackal]

the good ending is legion and ncr getting btfo'd and then every faction joins my polycule and we all hang out and cuddle and watch movies

[vast token]

ncr are shit, brotherhood of steel is literally a quasi religios cult

[minor cypress]

"Anarchy is cool!" Meanwhile the rest of the desert outside the strip

[grand sedge]

The Kings taking over the Mojave>>>>>

[dry bluff]

nah imma turn it from the strip to the DRIP 🔥

[vast token]

only way to go is to follow Mr. House's plan

he know the way, he's a visionary and a true leader

[fading shuttle]

the ncr is literally just repeating the same exact mistakes america did in the fallout universe

[dry bluff]

free ranger outfit to every citizen

[weak jackal]

bootlicker located

[lusty sonnet]

I've been muted for playing with @grizzled meadow's feelings

[fading shuttle]

how long until they end up nuking themselves

[ruby minnow]

this is why new players choose NCR because they are the most relatable from our universe

[vast token]

bitches be like oooh goodd mmmhh ranger armor creammy

[weak jackal]

Best faction is Me because i'm smart and everyone is dumb and i'm the main character

[dry bluff]

ranger armor best armor idgaf what u have to say

[ruby minnow]

democratic corrupt government? never seen that before

[fading shuttle]

riot armor cool

ranger armor cringe

[wet wave]

simple solution. Just bring the minutemen into new vegas. They only want to help people

[vast token]

ranger armor bad

combat armor cool

[weak jackal]

remnant power armor looks cool

[fading shuttle]

just bring the enclave back

[vast token]

also x-01 enclave power armor yummers

[weak jackal]

Presty Gravy my beloved

[dry bluff]

true but cant hand out power armor to every citizen

[dreamy flax]

@dapper bloom (niggatron_prime) has been banned for reason: Time's up. Next time we spot you with the same username, the next ban will be permanent.

[minor cypress]

Ncr literally everything about inefficient government that halfasses everything personified

[dry bluff]

true

[weak jackal]

bozo blasted

[vast token]

HAHAKLSİMGHWİGAWNE

[fading shuttle]

darktide?

[weak jackal]

have you slept yet

[fading shuttle]

yes

[ruby minnow]

real Fallout is where there is cowboys and desert

[weak jackal]

its 2 am

[weak jackal]

glowing sea = dessert

[heavy peak]

False, its 7pm

[ruby minnow]

east coast isn't real fallout that shit is fucking metro

[weak jackal]

oh my bad

[lusty sonnet]

Battlebit time

[dry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/new-vegas-gif-25644514

[heavy peak]

Not in the next 4 hours

[weak jackal]

i mean i can play i'm ujst making sure you're rested is all

I can't sleep

[fading shuttle]

based insomnia enjoyer

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1111141368895635518/1116991167771451452/p7kuvznnqcza1.gif

[fading shuttle]

yes i slept, my 2 hour nap became a 7 hour nap

[minor cypress]

My brother in christ who do you think funds the armors? It sure as hell aint the communes artisinal baristas.

[vast token]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU'RE DESECRATING A WAR MEMORIAL MY BROTHER DIED AT THAT WAR

[weak jackal]

oh its my dads bday today

[dry bluff]

Yesman will make 1:1 replicas

[weak jackal]

I got him a card

okay i'll launch darktide

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198026580937/

add me on steam

[ruby minnow]

i wish it was my dads birthday so i wouldn't call him or get him anything

[lusty sonnet]

Sadge, R6 it is then

[ruby minnow]

you're a mario main for sure

[dry bluff]

I prefer the yesman ending because I'm egotistical and like to surround myself with yesmen.