#🎪bruh-fart
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surely we use the farrenrenhhhehehrrrher
At least its only 56% humidity
and not Basedcius
That’s still only 33c 

Celsius on top
Mfw its only the beginning, i cry for the triple digit temps
Fun fact, one of the bases here used to be used as prep for going to vietnam 
who's them?
second one is just a woman
Ngl i dont miss the rage comic era lol
and 9th one looks happy
Even if it was just proto-wojacks
they were somehow less ugly then what we have now
you're the 9th one from the top group
Same
the rage comics are much more tolerable imo, but there are some good wojaks
Ooga Ooga
gildednutz
featured coconuts:
Fry - Hamen
Jade - Camila
Umbrella - Resh
Bog - ACBeam
Mar - Barthimo1
Da Sassy Owl
Yupia - X
HyunRolled - Hyun
"Da Coconut Nut" - Smokey Mountain (1991)
What fuckery is the reactions on that lol
prank em jhon
I’m gonna send her to the brain scorcher for shits and giggles
They actually dont stay lol
Good ending
I'm gonna play sth today finally, not sure what tho
Stalker
I'm not sure if starting new factorio playthrough month before my exams is reasonable
Or tarkov
tarky is stinky
Probably not, it will take you to your exam to get a decent amount of fuckin coal 
(i last played it yesterday)
Skill issue just get better
I can’t lie I got clapped by scavs in customs last night
too bad the stink does not dissipate no matter how good i get
You stink
at least the ppsh provides brief respite
Ppsh hobo gun
Its always the toz buckshot pellet from god that finds its way past your visor
i love hobo guns
Mate it’s the problem with scavs
They just don’t stop fucking coming
I lost a fully kitted out glock and m4

can scavs still see through bushes
I think so
Im trying sptarkov again today
They have a mod to stop them seeing through bush
They also know where you are when you aim at them through a wall, without meaning too 
Hi Hydro Hi spacezero
Hi cat person
scav sense
Shalom
they're like flies, they anticipate the bullet
😭

i don't want to be stinky 😔
thats what a stinky person would say
tarkov smell mechanics when
thats what a stinky person would say
And all i can hear instead of chirp CHIRP chirp CHIRP chirp
i hear thug SHAKE thug SHAKE thig SHAKE
Scav: cyka blyat
Me with my chad kitted out gear
Even the birds are saying do the thug shaker 
not taking a shower in real life degrades your gaming performance
Im gonna try to sleep with the thug shaker birds chirping
Improves
Goodnight guys 3:
improves
(Its 5am)
since the scavs and other pmcs can smell you coming
((The suns is coming up))
The stronger the smell the more potent
but you get that gamer magic
Chemical warfare
gamer aura
I cleaned the apartment and god damn my balls got so sweaty
shit grenade when
in 5 seconds, catch
Take meds
or do the shaker
Never
damn
on camera?
yes
send me 500 dollars
Kole do the thug shaker
real
I have my money on falco
Why do I see a corrupted officer of the Law in brainfart
I bet he can do that thug shaking on the sly
Dont speak of my beloved falco with such lustful tongue
Just seems like that kinda dude 
Shut up you lost your rights ever since you get exiled
@heavy halo do you have porn addiction? 
no i would never
surely
Hi Lief
i do NOT like men whimpering aufios
likely story
do NOT send me them

thats a yes ✅
wtf is aufios
I HATE YIU
Can't believe someone could get exiled in this server of our Lord and saviour Grokkitach
wait you mean whispering audios?
LURKER 
im property of falco and mwadi
Get out of here lurker, brainfart soon!
also
Surely, surely not because you send nudes to falco in general or something
Ewww general brainfart onli :3
Simp
Congrats, you gave a femboy money, your parents would be proud 
thats a bold claim, to be the one who made Mwadi a femboy
it true :3
Mwadi has been a femboy for quite a while now
I am sorry, Hwhat
because i gave the nitro >:3
You think you have that kind of leverage
Monkey noise vc when
Oh, btw, that was i joke lol
Im seeing this nickname for the first time
Sssh dont argue with the delusions, it only makes them stronger
The hwat
Soon
surely
I thought so lmao just get a brainfart exile for that 
Hi Pavlo Hi Kolerder
hi
Hiiiiiiii
Hi cat pictures dispenser
haiiii :333

Hi Ledy
Hi bird Man 
Birb > cat photos
Iedy is skull emojing at the sheer sight of the state of brainfart lol
how did we get there
@heavy halo (Lief#1991) has been muted for 2 hours for reason: enough of this now
What didn’t they do
nothing im just joking around
oh

tho the exile will stay
bruh thats so believable

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guys can i have goodnight kisses
mods

iedy
dude you literally come in with a skull emote out of nowhere, and then a mute, i thought you scrolled up and saw something lol
there is an old man here that has one thats been sitting for a few years, V12 full leather spec
iedy i have a request to post a meme
gn
what
Goodnight Lief
Dew it
Just GOING TO WASTE?! 
Quick Sand
The atoms lined up
stop that 
stop these
u closer to getting out?
it is a 3.0 diesel , but thats one of the best engines
a little bit left until the exams end
so i guess

Ban 367 Days
Your mother
Hi Madi
Have a look at scrapyards 
If you don’t mind fixing stuff up you can get amazing deals
bro i would buy a manual transmission one on the spot , too bad the taxes are garbage
Kiss me on my hot mouth
- this car is on Bulgarian papers so its gonna be a pain to deal with that
it's on bulgarian papers + taxes thats why its so cheap
hehehee
tax for this care yearly it's like 1k euro
you got an impreza chassis u mean
Nah it was cat N so it’s very cheap
I just want a E30 and I'll be happy
6k here for a rusted piece of shit one lol
prices for bimmers went to shit
Poland is a BMW landfill, but E30 does get rare
I'm cooking again
nice, what did u cooking?>
I'm cooking at mach 1 in an f-4 phantom II
im going to fry your balls
dw, it's clear it's just a joke to make fun of my last mute
smart mans blurred it
moving on
🤝
Im on active Freedom

Bruh how have they not run out of things to leak
But what if he reverses it? 
Oh god what now
what is it this time
also
i finished cooking guys
I cooked
i'm pretty sure there was like 2 inches of space between the wings and the hangar
most recent one has been either the J-8B or f16 leak i think?
Kek
I dont get it
terrific cat
Pippo
you again
my greatest ally
@tulip ravine
My golden statue (your bio reference)

its wednesday, my dudes. why #🎪bruh-fart is not renamed? im going to demote the mods
Iedy asks: Falco?
i need to find that special wednesday my dudes video...
:3
this is somehow very very cursed
femboy birdman
Play some TFT
Hey guys can i get an :3
:3
man i wish i was this guy
at least i would get paid for my stupitidy
the masculine urge to become the court jester
i mean bro think like
i can show people on internet how retarded how i am and get paid a lot
or i can work for 10 years
throw my life away
for a car
and we are considering that the car i am going to buy isn't going to beccome more expensive in 10 years
which it will
Where are u from
Turkey
hah
Oh do prices go up that much in turkey?
OK common it's not that bad
ITS NOT THAT BAD? MF I CANNOT BUY ANYTHING
i cannot buy games i cannot buy meat i cannot buy simple items
they're expensive af
we had one too in arad
Me posting memes in brainfart
nice
Finally I could upload the stupid picture
just like, fix it
what's the brand that has this white C with the star logo?
Just print more money
it's always some weird guy with a red shirt and that logo
Yeah but it's not that bad
so this will make me feel good or something?
👏 get 👏 paid 👏 in 👏 XMR
Maybe
it won't
because there is worse then Turkey
but there is also a lot of better then Turkey
subvert gov shenanigans with silly monetary policy, use globally accepted anonymous currency 
fuck Turkey and all of its people i want to leave this country as soon as i can
they bringed the bad to their own
Eh that'll make it worse stupid government did that once...
Makes sense
I know but they really did
still doing it
Not that much
which country?
Iran
huh, can't find m1 supply data for iran
Should of walked
Invest in gold
The car getting more expensive due to inflation won't matter then.
Hi
Investing in copper?
Probably Because the bank system is separate from the whole world Because of the boycotts
and 800 people are still watching him
yeah. I got a couple bars of copper saved up
i dont really care about league drama
Invest in a 3d printer
To print miniatures with and absolutely nothing else 
nah but like the guy is a child predator
this is out of leauge
he should be in prsion
okay Istill dont give a shit
hahaha, now where's the minis buddy 

Agent douche, Pinkerton Detective agency. Here on behalf of Games Workshop, could you please put this black sack over your head.
wdym u love him

Hi Ezoni Hi Otter
how is this meme called? 
idk, no one knows
but I like it
no
I love it
Goodnight sleepyhead

man, i love some of them
my favorite one
@carmine dust what is it called

they want you to play aphelios
yeah after 200 years of learning him
man holy shit malphite is so fucking easy to play
i am not going to sugorcoat it
flash+malp ult
that is actively wrong
i mean expect 1 instance
i've been playing support and adcs have carried my game a lot
and that 1 instance was a bronze 4 autofilled adc
can confirm
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Sorry for not responding I got busy with work, also, based and f-4 phantom pilled 

Litteraly me
Yo momma so fat she caused an Earthquake in Bulgaria
Esting a stick When i see ivan in chat
what in the goddamn..?
what did i read
damn i wonder why his kids and ex wife don't want anything to do with him



Hello
so street
Otter sus
Lies you said that before
Otter
rice cooker keychain
My arch nemesis
you can't arch for Otter, they on like lvl 8 while you're pushing 4 on a good day
did you even sign up for the guild yet?
I don't see your membership fee in the system so maybe you still haven't paid it but you can only start arch villain actions once you get your card.

I starting to think y'all didn't register. Reminder that your life insurance won't pay out if you get fatally wounded during attempted villany outside of guild supervision
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wtf
me
Hydro
Thats too wholesome for the middle of the day


zip bombs and postcode bombs are two very different things, windows

Compress to Ted Kaczyński File
Next thing you know, we'll be sending each other .postcode files

wtf has business insider to do with minecraft
Post your fun postcode number and letters below to get a free custom postcode file extension 
13000
Postcode number
Wdym
Zip number
Did your mother wrote that for you sir?
Post codes are like HF5 GF2
Ohhh my bad
My mother verified I can use discord on her email 
The number i said was real btw
That's great, say hi to her from me
Nah she’d make you cookies and all sorts and they are mine 
That was my zip code
Mine cookie
My cookie, my friends have actually gotten random cookies from my grandma aswell 
She will bake em whatever cookies they want she’s sweet af 
I will now send 10 bombs to ur house yarharhar
U cant bomb a whole city lmao
You wanna bet
I have no cookies 
For now 
1945
YIPPEEEE CARPETBOMBING MY FAVURITE
YIPEEEEER YIPPEEEE
Good fucking GOD is it Marauder Wednesday already?!
God awful LMFAO
The harvest was plentiful these past few months you see
Oh hey! Bitkiller, how u doin my guy?
Been a moment
YIPPEEEE YIPEEEE
Good man, I went to sleep at 0500 my time and woke up at 0700, and now Im on my computer
But good news is my car is completely legal now
...with some adjacent legal mods
Spinnies go pffft
Its just a Tuned Kia Optima SX
Ayy, nice
Nonexistent rn, I have been so fucking busy lmfao
A 2009 vw golf that will be on the edge of exploding every time I push on the gas (that'll I'll take my kids to school every day with btw)
And a nissan gtr with 4 spinnies with a shiny red to purple paint to hunt hellcats with
Lmfao, make sure you get it tuned so it sounds like a school shooting as you're pulling away

One of those will one day (hopefully) be in my possession
Yeah fucking skyline would be fucking mint dude'
Ideally the lada riva first
Amen
Got a Nissan almera challenge atm (my dad's car)
It's like a 20 + year old car I believe
good
My dad has crashed with it a dozen times (he's good)
And every time I step on the gas, I feel it begging me to floor it
It shouldn't exist in the first place 
I can feel it's still alive and wants to hit that 200 mark
(Which it still easily can if I learn how to change gears in that monster before I need a new transmission)
Or gear roll, whatever ya wanna call it
It makes me "haha" outloud, very nice 
❤️
🤝
One day, one day imma see the road open up and I'll either die, or fulfill it's wish before it does
Remember to always be under the influence when driving it 
Hi Bitkiller Hi Gumbito
How else am I supposed to make everyone regret giving me a drivers license?
Hai hai!! 
Hru?
Oh shit, Doug Cockle has cancer.
The world already took Batman away. Leave Geralt alone
The world is taking more and more of the great ones
Ayy, good stuff buddy

one of the most complicated champs in the game he is
but I don't play him
Yessir
Yes i play Velkoz support with AP items what do you mean 
fk playing complicated shit I just right click
2 different games
its infested with crashes and stutters and bugs
No, they are 100% comparable because I said so, and I'm right and you're wrong, and I'm the chad 
so its okay
Me and my children
activate windows
Never
As a Brit i feel this guys pain
@stone blade first time with golds and this is the results
It's an aesthetic, okay?
I don't have money
yone 6/10 powerspike
i don't even know what is the difference between silver and gold tbh
one just gets a fancy skin
Yo mama on bottom 
That’s rich coming from you 
What the fuck does that mean? 
Your the one asking boys to kiss you 
I'm not asking 
The right side driver fucks my brain up
gold players have better mechanics
a fellow activate windows enjoyer I see
wtf do u mean complicated
cute rain, iw anna live there
ehhhhhhhhhh???
@pastel quartz (slashy#0362) has been muted for 7 days for reason: Trying to dox someone for unclaimed pedo accusations + trying to form a witch hunt against the said person, again without proof or reports IF it even has to do anything with this server, this is a major ToS violation. This will literally be your last step before a ban.
lyrics to a song
I go get fanta
have you read aphelios' abilities?
not really sure what that guy expected
yeah
there are legal channels you can go through to achieve roughly the same result
as some half-brained witchhunt
the complicated part of aphelios is knowing when to use what and if you should keep a specific weapon ready for future fights
his abilities are relatively simple
jk
everyonw knows garen is the most complicatesd champ
jesus does sobomebbmd still play garen?
bronze players
twitch is just doing everything they can so that people will go to kick
twitch completely killing any esports tourny 
yeah , it's as if twitch is being ran by greedy corpos
destroy your own platform any%
should have been clear when they allowed softcore porn to be a part of their website
cause thats a big part of their cash ins
💪
if Twitch could , they would take over Pornhub one day , who knows
imagine if it was ran by bulgarians or romanians

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trust me, you don't 
"27-33yo" gets me
Like the moment he hits 34 you're out the door?
Tempting the mood masters
You know they can see deleted posts, right?
I don't imagine many people in their late 20s/early 30s earn that much a year
that woman is delusional
also >loves nyc
one of the shittiest cities in the US 
thats exactly true
even rich people try to evade NyC when they can
NyC is great to visit as a tourist and fuck off next day thats about it
also also
not trust fund baby (self made)
any self made man would avoid this gold digger like the crabs
What IS new york city? Hi, Vsauce here
I don't want to be eaten by the big rat
I mean the moment a woman says "this is what I want in a guy!" and then composes a gigantic fucking list, it makes me think of this one Popeye comic where Pete asks Olive what would make her like him, and when she's finished giving a list, he just goes "Golly olive, if'n I did all that, I could get someone way better than you!"
LMAO 
its just a shit place lmao
Escape from New York is becoming real
I thiught that nyc has become an exlusion zone already wtf
Aren't tons of people pulling out of NY?
they are , actually the cities / suburbs around NYC are super popualr
because u dont have to pay 2k rent for a shitty ghetto apartment
with the advent of cars and the rise of from-home work, cities are now basically just concrete tombs of suffering
there's literally no reason to live inside a city anymore
True, Ted how has your day been btw
Pavlo sus 
over here the only reason to live in one is the marginally better internet quality/speeds compared to the suburbs or the countryside
You still gavent responded to my request
ITS TIME
I like city’s because I like being around a lot of people 
Of course you have the best food 
hi
Hell yeah brother, I just wanted to kill the whole buying department today 
I’m brainfart maxing rn
The poster of Brainfart
Everytime I see Ted, I get reminded how shit my job actually is 
Time for aram ❤️
Hello Brainfart
ambatukaaaaaaaaaaa
wait thats not normal?
Ted is just better
powermove
"just trust me bro" energy and it worked
I just flexed my English, and got the call I was hired the next day lol
@ruby minnow I am 14/7/28 on aram as TF
i'm vibing bro
TF is so stupid on aram
even tho my future is a lie
I love him
funny gamba man
@stone blade this for u bro
"I can fix him, dad"
yes
@stone blade mid rat gaming
oh no
infinite roam

tbh, that just sounds like a excuse to get you out of your house so that mf can rob your ass
that only proves my point
Thank you for trickling down the few funny moments that happen in #╓☢stalker-chat so I don't have to go there 🤝
That's my job ese
the tourists wolf told me to just take around cordon to shoot some fleshes when i take them to the fucking brain scorcher to hunt chimeras, pseudogiants, controllers, and monolith
mane, who tf pays u then 
he gets paid?
@winged phoenix but I gamble it away
makes sense
They should be thankful they're getting an extended tour
Getting to see sights very few men get to see, and also maybe taking a few bullets you especially were not meant to take.
The full zone experience
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I haven't played in so long, did they add a legit taskboard to the mod?
ye
you can accept tasks there
pretty nice
Based as fuck, does that work as Mono or any of the no-main factions?
but not turn them in
Disguises?
didn't try it myself but i'm pretty sure you can
nono i meant you can't turn the task in at the taskboard, need to run up to the dudes in person old school like
aahhh.
Well that does make sense yeah
Still, very good because that at least makes playing a non-main faction more interesting
when full monolith story
Cho'Gath hitting you with rupture for 300hp then heartstealing you for 900 damage plus like 200 from his E all while silenced plus like 200 damage followed up by a over 1k damage true damage execute.
yes words
why are they so expensive
wait no redbull actually tastes like gummy bear piss
get a job idk
that true, shit tastes like motor oil
da
unfortunate that I have not seen that ever, sound alright
Life in Zone is hard and difficult. But they have something crazy like a monolith
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i saw it like, damn
15 years ago
goddamn i'm old

HA 
they use real coca extract, aparently they don't filter out all the alkaloids so there's technically cocaine in it
yo
wtf
your actually right
as God intended
there was 0,4 mikrogramm per liter in there
gonna vibrate off your nipples from all that sugar and caffeine before you even come close to active dose
is that a challenge?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rmLgVqKrUs @narrow lotus
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Vanilla GTA4
Welcome to Milwaukee, you have chosen, or have been chosen to be relocated to our beautiful city
c4 skittle flavor
@grizzled meadow
alright guys
bring out the horses
driving is not a viable way of transportation anymore
we will throat sing and ride horses from now on





