🎪bruh-fart

[pastel quartz]

no she's special

dont talk to her like that you will scare her

[mint mist]

yeah that would work if i wouldnt quit the game after playing it one time

[quartz gulch]

watch this

[oblique spire]

Si

[quartz gulch]

@mint mist

[pastel quartz]

veri gud man

[mint mist]

haii ;3

[pastel quartz]

veri gud deal

[quartz gulch]

||Boo.||

[pastel quartz]

veri gud deal

you will like

pdf

yes

[mint mist]

wow

[pastel quartz]

big computer screen

to read

[mint mist]

scared

[pastel quartz]

idc....

[mint mist]

yes

everything is okay as long as nobody will know about it

[quartz gulch]

yes, i was using it alot in highschool

[mint mist]

can you help me

[quartz gulch]

with?

[mint mist]

installing gamma

[pastel quartz]

install gamma

[quartz gulch]

yeah sure

[pastel quartz]

dumbfuck.....

[mint mist]

wtf

[pastel quartz]

ive fucking loaded this with 50 bmg slugs

[pine bison]

[quartz gulch]

♦️ FIREWALL AND ANTI-VIRUS NEED TO BE EITHER OFF OR WITH EXCEPTIONS FOR ANOMALY AND THE INSTALLER.

♦️ DON'T CONTACT ME OR ANYONE ELSE IN PRIVATE ASKING FOR HELP, YOU WILL BE IGNORED. WE LITERALL HAVE #1026866080347603065 AND #🔨base-gamma-support, ASK IN THERE.

🔹1. 80+ GB free on your hard drive/SSD - and in case you ask, we HIGHLY recommend to use a SSD.

[mint mist]

ok fuck u :c

[quartz gulch]

could you be more specific?

i mean

[fading shuttle]

majas worst enemy, reading instructions

[mint mist]

i sent u

[quartz gulch]

with installation

[mint mist]

dm

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029120498182922250/1110559587200929843/20230523_092524.jpg

[quartz gulch]

sorry didn't saw

[mint mist]

life

oxygen is my worst enemy

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029120498182922250/1110432998295351326/good_afternoVideo0.mp4

[atomic pewter]

This looks familiar, what game ?

[mint mist]

tarkov

[pastel quartz]

gmod...

[fading shuttle]

it is not tarkov

[mint mist]

why is there tarkov post right before it

[oblique spire]

War thunder with the lads moment

[pastel quartz]

he is looking at pasta

[pine bison]

thats,
thats not tarkov maja

[fading shuttle]

gun modification doesnt equal tarkov

[pine bison]

a wild slav has spotted dinner

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1023740229074550804/1109619244238381168/AryanClassic-1.gif

[atomic pewter]

Huh, that's cool, never seen a gun with UI that good in gmod before

[fading shuttle]

thats still gmod

[pastel quartz]

maya you are sometimes retarded

fuck i meant maja

[high token]

GMOD has a ultra realism hype around it now

[pastel quartz]

its arc9

[atomic pewter]

ARC CW ?

[pine bison]

maja be like "its tarkov" after the dude who sent the image says it isnt

[pastel quartz]

arma 3 too big in file size i guess

[pine bison]

smartest brainfart visitor

[pastel quartz]

type shit

[pastel quartz]

and im a exile

[mint mist]

i was an exile too

[oblique spire]

Also @pastel quartz guess what I bought for $6 once I got the refund for BPRE

[pine bison]

this is a felony to the irs

fuck not irs

[high token]

That shit unoptimized as fuck dawg, but I still do operations with friends cuz it’s fun ig even though I get max 20-30 FPS

[mint mist]

im a convict of exiles

[pine bison]

whats the fuckin

[pastel quartz]

fuck no...

[pine bison]

who's the bastards we hate cause they make stupid gun laws

[pastel quartz]

whu

[pastel quartz]

ATF?

[pastel quartz]

oh right its full auto

[pine bison]

yea the atf

[pastel quartz]

wait

its a musket

[oblique spire]

A full minute long bladerunner 2049 edit as a wallpaper

(Wallpaper engine)

[pine bison]

bolt action m4

[pastel quartz]

but llama

[pastel quartz]

more like a breachloader

single shot

california compliant

[oblique spire]

Que?

[pastel quartz]

theres no pistol grip

[pastel quartz]

muh bpre graphic novel

5 bucky

[oblique spire]

Si but bladerunner 2049 minute long edit wallpaper

WITH music

[pastel quartz]

i see

ryan gosling

[oblique spire]

Yes

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-male-sigma-rule-gif-26478387

[pastel quartz]

technically

la la land

the funny

[oblique spire]

what about

KS-23

but

full auto

[pastel quartz]

the thing just killed a strider

[oblique spire]

can you make it happen

[pastel quartz]

cant this is a cod port

[oblique spire]

fuck

[pastel quartz]

i dont get why the rebels need like

rpgs to take down striders

mfw the game fucking crashed

[final cedar]

what game?

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[mint mist]

gmod

[mint mist]

true

[pastel quartz]

gmod...

[pastel quartz]

baller

[mint mist]

uglier than me

goodj ob

[quartz gulch]

what did you say

[pastel quartz]

(he doesnt have any textures)

[mint mist]

snzh

ws

[quartz gulch]

he is beautiful

[mint mist]

what

[quartz gulch]

i would marry him in a moment

[mint mist]

fuck no

no

hes ugly

[pastel quartz]

fake i would let him shoot me

[mint mist]

i would le thim shoot me to

is it easier to cut a hand if its under the water, when it's wet, or when it's dry?

[quartz gulch]

me trying to deal with bandits for the 67th time in cordon machine park

[pastel quartz]

jiggy

[quartz gulch]

its way easier to cut head off with guillotine

[quartz gulch]

maan lemme slap that ass

[swift scarab]

I do be in the middle of a 138mi drive tho

[oblique spire]

He is so baller fr

[mint mist]

didnt help

[swift scarab]

[quartz gulch]

could you get me bk in the way?🥺

[final cedar]

gmod has like a billion game modes

[swift scarab]

Buy your own, I eat subway

[quartz gulch]

can be a sub but not veggie please

[swift scarab]

Teriyaki chicken, no other choices

[pastel quartz]

fuck yeah.

[fleet silo]

God motherfuckin damn

[quartz gulch]

ive never eaten in subway, overpaying(at least in my country) for a small sandwitch

but tbh they are looking delicious

[quartz gulch]

thats some detail

[pastel quartz]

i live in the opposite of the fucking world (vietnam) and ive ate a meatball sub before in da nang

its the best fucking sandwich i ever had

[quartz gulch]

tell me your secret

how do you win with usa

just one tip

[pastel quartz]

bush

[quartz gulch]

trees?

[quartz gulch]

oh

okay

thanks

[pastel quartz]

the fuckin johnnys are supposed to be in the sands

[pastel quartz]

overly sexed

[pastel quartz]

overly sex

[pastel quartz]

overly

[quartz gulch]

over.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/960741865508982835/995997660962103357/ezgif-1-9d26c1361c.gif

[quartz gulch]

only a spoonful

https://tenor.com/view/spoon-big-spoon-funny-mad-evil-stare-gif-17762991

[shadow wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/884469034005987389/1110608688038826135/1682523163729.mp4

[dreamy flax]

Warned isopropyl#1314 for: do not post war related pictures / memes
Warning: 1

[spiral kindle]

bros built like goofy

[quartz gulch]

goofy ahh man

[stone blade]

Fucked

[plush pine]

Me finally getting that fucking cat that killed me multiple times

[stone blade]

most engaging league game ever

[feral kiln]

shadow wizard money gang

[pastel quartz]

we love casting spells

[feral kiln]

lol

[fading shuttle]

heat death

[stone blade]

ZALEZA

[plush pine]

Here then

It angy tho

[oblique spire]

goodnight brainfart

[narrow lotus]

pirin tf

[eternal dawn]

i would like to know more

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bUYzH.gif

Midnightclub 3 is the best arcade racer on the PS2

hydraulics, motorcycles, SUVs

[eternal dawn]

disagree.

[swift scarab]

Pcsx2

Google it

[final cedar]

that's alright. not everyone needs to be right.

[eternal dawn]

have you solved the issue where you slit throats every time you grapple someone if you dont have a ps2 controller?

[swift scarab]

Bold of you to assume I don’t just combat grapple people to the ground

[sage otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/300006770045353995/1109983052345655480/845upfxc791b1.png?width=686&height=670

[eternal dawn]

how do you interrogate people then?

[swift scarab]

Man I just started the game I’ll figure it out

[eternal dawn]

oh so you havent fixed it

damn i though i found the holy grail

[final cedar]

nice burp

[ionic night]

i have 500 videos in my folder explaining why 1+1 is 3

[crimson flame]

newcomer trying to be normal challenge (impossible)

[final cedar]

what am I supposed to do with that declaration?! post em or w/e

[grizzled meadow]

Finally

Original version

Now we need the name

[ionic night]

bing chilling

[heavy peak]

Honestly, original is lame

Half life sfx just made it so much better

[grizzled meadow]

Pangzai, found it

[heavy peak]

Inb4 ♻️

[fleet reef]

yeah i got brainfart exile as a newcomer so ur right

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/393430825888251915/1108886567625445406/1_5132067786473866143.mp4

[austere shadow]

It actually means ''I'm playing with my balls and shit''

[stone blade]

But how boring is vayne top

its nonstop farming for 10 minutes

nothing happens and then you just go and group

[uncut yew]

This is why nerds don't shower, they think they are geese

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778442718551867402/1110592722978472028/VID_20230521_102754_151.mp4.mp4

[primal kiln]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/1660418104529240066

[mint mist]

#🖥️how-to-install

[stone blade]

hi

[broken topaz]

You guys like moths ?

This little guy just landed on my bong

[ionic night]

yeah i guess they fly cool

[ionic night]

isnt a bong like a smoke thingy?

[broken topaz]

Yea

[light charm]

https://tenor.com/view/moth-gif-19561953

[ionic night]

give him a little puff

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/752827067531395083/1077489568242212874/JTO77l7F9ArEFpAM.mp4

[ionic night]

let him get a little puff puff

[broken topaz]

I don't think lil bro can handle it

[ionic night]

why not

[broken topaz]

i caught him and let him outside

[ionic night]

ok too late then

[somber warren]

bruh

what kind of bong is that

that looks like a fucking dildo or something

[broken topaz]

😭

[somber warren]

nah actually it looks like a glass bulb

[broken topaz]

Its a bong with a glass bulb up the shaft

[somber warren]

hey whatever gets you going i guess

Lift is the way to go, no doubt about it

[final cedar]

smoke it

smoke the bug

you will smoke the bug

shit'll get you so fecking high

[somber warren]

wait, mushrooms or hawaiian woodrose seeds

[pastel quartz]

shrooms truffles

[somber warren]

well have fun then, i wouldn't snack that on an empty stomach but you do you

[final cedar]

woodrose not worth it, 1p instead

[somber warren]

never did it, but friends of mine did it a bunch, you got a 50/50 chance you puke your soul out

[final cedar]

why the cocoa though?

[pastel quartz]

Yeah, it's a low dose for me tbh and i reeeeealy enjoy the taste of shrooms

[final cedar]

they soo good

[somber warren]

you wierd

[eager igloo]

Give moth a buff and see what happens

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-the-radiance-radiance-gif-23416069

[pastel quartz]

I just want to find out how strong a regular 22g dose is

[somber warren]

isn't 22g a bit much

[tribal rain]

cacao

[somber warren]

man if i ate that, i would straight up not be having a good time

[eager igloo]

I announce moth posting

[swift scarab]

Just finished driving about 140 miles, stopped off at my old mall one last time with my grandfather

[final cedar]

You gonna have a time

[swift scarab]

[final cedar]

22g is pretty heavy for hawaii. I maxed out at 6g dry golden teacher

you still in the lower lands or you can go nature?

I'd love to go forest & trip but I most likely will get eaten by something nasty

[somber warren]

not if you eat it first

[pastel quartz]

tomorrow i will do something even more wild, i will drink an imported 3€ can of budweiser, the king of beers

[somber warren]

i disagree heavily

[eager igloo]

Forests are prefectly safe and very fun too, there are no monsters there, and we wouldn't hurt you

[somber warren]

fucking murican pisswater

miss me with that shit

water with slight beer flavour

[final cedar]

Could be talking about czech beer which is among the best in europe

[somber warren]

Budweiser is american tho

[final cedar]

[nimble night]

Budweiser isnt beer silly its window cleaner

[pastel quartz]

ye, that one is my go to or the budweiser budvar

the original budweiser pilsener btw

[somber warren]

apparently, there is czech budweiser, and american

[pastel quartz]

about 5% alc and a bitter sweet taste

[pale barn]

czech one is actually alright

[eager igloo]

I have the king of beers right here

[somber warren]

true, ass beer

[pale barn]

better than bud though

[final cedar]

yeah there's the city České Budějovice, which has like 200 years of brewing tradition

[mint mist]

#🖥️how-to-install

[somber warren]

My Favorite Beer is Einbecker, World Famous beer. Was also legitimate currency in the middle ages

[nimble night]

Liquor companies lease the right to produce for distribution. Sapporo beer for example thats sold in NA, is made in Canada.

[somber warren]

huh, didn't know that

[nimble night]

Easier to make a Japanese beer in Canada and ship it to the US, than ship it overseas. Same for many many liquors.

[pale barn]

peroni for me

[somber warren]

Tyskie is also very good tho, my favorite Polish beer

the swamp germans should stick to gouda and just stop making beer all together

and their funny little wooden shoes

[pastel quartz]

germans are not drunks, they are libtards who follow rules to a T, wich is worse

or you have east germans wich are basically just polish but less stupid (and they drink a lot)

[final cedar]

sounds like a northerner problem

[somber warren]

literally all of europe is a bunch of drunks

swamp germans = Netherlands

[eager igloo]

No more stuff to conquer or explore so we are bored

[pastel quartz]

anyways, I'm going to draw stuff now, shrooms are hitting sloooowly.

[somber warren]

have fun🤝

[final cedar]

dutch are the reason we have war and famine. World would be better without them

[somber warren]

gouda is kinda good tho

was worth it

[final cedar]

true

[eager igloo]

Prefer cheddar

[final cedar]

gouda is indeed good

[pale barn]

at least i dont get shot in schkewl

[final cedar]

*gets stabbed instead

[somber warren]

well obviously, i would pick cheddar over gouda any time

[pale barn]

for real

[somber warren]

i like sharp cheese

gouda is kinda.. Bland

but still good

[stone blade]

Hi tram

[final cedar]

ever tried mixing gouda with parmesan?

[stone blade]

team*

but hello to the trams alo

[final cedar]

🚇

[stone blade]

Trams are cool

Theyre literally trains but smaller

[somber warren]

My Brother in Chirst, if you Mix literally ANYTHING with parmesan its good. I would eat fucking rubber tires if you sprinkle enough parmesan on there

[eager igloo]

I made myself toasts with parmesan

Do not recommend

[somber warren]

i once just threw parmesan in a pan, let it melt, cool down. Boom you just made Parmesan chips

[final cedar]

sounds dry

[eager igloo]

Not dry, salty as fuck though

[somber warren]

salty is good

if i'm not downing a liter of water, its not salted enough

[eager igloo]

By toasts I mean grilled cheese kinda thing

[somber warren]

well yeah, don't only use parmesan, just sprinkle a little over the cheese you are already using. I like cheddar, maybe a gouda kinda cheese and sprinkle a bit of parmesan on there. perfect grilled cheese

but never use american "cheese"

fucking plastic cheese

[eager igloo]

It's not bad on toasts, though I prefer something with actual texture

[stone blade]

Ghetto wolverine claws

[somber warren]

ivan, how was your date btw

[eager igloo]

All unhappy people offed themselves

[stone blade]

went good

[somber warren]

nice congrats

[somber warren]

true

brits just get stabbed, meh same outcome you still die most likely

so how many years ago was that?

back when you had to walk 40 miles through snow and an ocean to get to school?

also uphill of course

[devout hull]

Max0r dropped a video.

[somber warren]

did you defend city wok?

[ruby minnow]

his new videos suck

[devout hull]

This one has Slimecicle in it.

He says "penis".

[ruby minnow]

idk who's that

[devout hull]

This one's a bit of an eh due to him limiting himself to cutscenes.

He should have used more mods without saying anything about them.

[somber warren]

man and i was about to thank you for your service

[eager igloo]

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/QqTbGpUsJyE

[somber warren]

like a mongolian bbq?

is that a thing?

sounds good tbh

i mean every bbq is good

[eager igloo]

Now I want bbq

[sturdy copper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/779803909668864011/1110414321483272222/Y2Mate.is_-_Perturaboas_Advice_Warhammer_40k_meme_dub-ixBc_HWS-dw-720p-1658611083560.mp4

[somber warren]

fuck

now i'm hungry

man now i wanna try that

we don't have any bbq restaurants here, bc everyone does it at home

asian food in general is just good

but dumplings

goddamn

that shit is good

was never a big innards fan, but meh i'll eat it if its prepared right

also milk is good for the bones

at least my mom always told me that

[nimble night]

Milk is poison

[somber warren]

WHAT

[nimble night]

tasty poison

[somber warren]

Milk is great, it makes baby cows grow

so it must be good

i never had sake, but mixing alcohol with milk is just begging to puke

[final cedar]

Egg nog

[somber warren]

which is disgusting

[final cedar]

White russians?

[somber warren]

bruh the consistency alone

literally like cum

[final cedar]

how do you know

[somber warren]

i just don't like mixing alc with milk

period

[final cedar]

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/brandon-herrera-cursed-gun-images-cursed-gun-ak-guy-brandon-gif-21617475

[final cedar]

I really want to drink a white russian now

[somber warren]

nah soy sauce is darker

[final cedar]

don't have khalua

don't have vodka

[somber warren]

yeah those are for bitches

the real deal or nothing

the darker the better

isn't soy sauce fermented in general?

soy sauce ception

i gotta try that

there also is soy sauce that has a little lemon in it

that sounds good too

i actually never tried seaweed

[eager igloo]

Wouldn't adding lemon give the same effect

[somber warren]

shit, thats all you had to say

[somber warren]

yeah kinda, but convenience i guess

[somber warren]

even if it doesn't sound good

[eager igloo]

Now I want white russian too

[ruby minnow]

oh we got those

@uncut obsidian

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/-4RDNXb7LgI

[eager igloo]

Homemade roentgen lamp?

[tulip ravine]

Hello brain fart

Is it Brain fart time

Hey ted my man

Hry

Glad hear

Ayyy

I had red wine beef

Both

We made sauce for off the table

The smell when cooking was fucking anging

But it wasn’t bad when it was cooked

Aye

[solar coral]

https://youtu.be/6fuCYXU4McQ

i disagree with botox but the rest are good

[somber warren]

wine reduction is one of the best sauces

[tulip ravine]

And now I’m probably gonna do some needed work on my airsoft guns

I let my mate use my combat master and the retard forgot to oil it

[tulip ravine]

Real

[frank cairn]

Helo brainfard

[tulip ravine]

Hello farder

[frank cairn]

Helo Hydro

[tulip ravine]

Hry

[quartz gulch]

modern gen will never know

[ornate tulip]

As a modern gen, I cannot confirm I will never know. Its cigarette lighter.

The funniest part is that they screamed so loud it broke the mic.

[quartz gulch]

totally

my dad several years ago was buying cars repairing them and selling for more and one astray was obliterated with old melt candies

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/459746884542791682/1110197028648128542/PtyGCGF.mp4

[tulip ravine]

Hello

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/ron-swanson-parks-and-rec-its-so-beautiful-gif-15644547

[ornate tulip]

YEA BROTHER!

[steady trellis]

game's good

simple, straight forward, no bullshit

[ornate tulip]

PURGE THE HERETICS!

[urban ocean]

runs so good on steam deck

tbh my only irritation is that the game does a pretty poor job of alerting you to incoming damage

stuff like doom does a better job

[heavy peak]

Damn, this doin numbers

[ruby minnow]

10 keks?

god damn

he famous as hell

yeah opps on my ass bro they don't want me to rise

[proven terrace]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fw1L5wEaIAYZr9F?format=jpg&name=large

[lunar brook]

the noises

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/jjpylsngsn1b1.jpg

[final cedar]

bro

mother

fucking

BOLTGUN

[atomic pewter]

I'm not even surprised it's such a resounding success

What did surprise me was the almost equally resounding success of Starship Troopers Extermination

[weak jackal]

have you guys seen the new warhammer40k boomer shooter

[ornate tulip]

I have it.

Bro that shit feels GOOD

[weak jackal]

hell yeah

[ornate tulip]

I miss the healing mechanic akin to Doot Eternal or Ultra Killer

Makes me play more defensively than I want.

And finally, we get a Ultrasmurf second only to (or equal to) Captain Titus.

Personally, I feel like a Black Templar would be more fitting, but eh

The Beakie is works just fine.

[weak jackal]

beakies are cute

very fine creatures

[ornate tulip]

shrug I prefer the flatter helmets. But it stands out a lot (which I like)

I was genuinely surprised when I realized it was a beakie.

[weak jackal]

I mean Eldar are my favourite faction so pointy helmets i think are neat

[ornate tulip]

Eldar are nifty.

Especially Eldrad and Iyandin.

They're the only ones I genuinely like.

Oh, and harlequins

[weak jackal]

harlequins are neato

I always liked the eldar warlocks

[urban ocean]

FOR THE EMPEROR

[weak jackal]

and their pistols that shoot out streams of magic

carrying around a sword n magic, wearing robes that are armoured

love the vibes

[rancid bear]

[ornate tulip]

They're just space elves.

I do find it odd how they get beaten down like the guard only to sell the "we're a dying race.*

Shit.

Not even in a good way I feel (unless you're the Chad Iyandin)

[weak jackal]

I find it funny they get blamed for making a chaos god when humanity made 3

like stay in your own lane

[ornate tulip]

Humanity was formed with the 4 emotional aspects of the gods.

Not by, I think.

[rancid bear]

I mean at least the guard gets the trope of facing inhuman horrors with basic equipment

[ornate tulip]

I don't know.

[weak jackal]

I actually wrote out an Eldar oc just cause i liked 'em so much

warlock, was part of craftworld, dipped and joined rogue trader. Now figuring out how to interact with non eldar

Catachan keeps talking to her and she keeps not understanding their slang

"What is an 'innit' please stop talking i'm going to cry"

[ornate tulip]

A Catachan? That poor knife ear.

[weak jackal]

and of course she was born on Ulthwe (Best craftworld)

[ornate tulip]

They kicked out Eldrad.

[weak jackal]

Counter argument:

Farseer Taldeer

fuck yeah girl

[ornate tulip]

Counter counter: she's dead I think.

[weak jackal]

she is a wraith guard now

she's fine

she got better from death

[ornate tulip]

In dawn of war three

[weak jackal]

her brother showed up

[ornate tulip]

sobs in what they've done to the bloody magpies

[weak jackal]

we don't talk about 3

[ornate tulip]

Right.

[weak jackal]

shudder

[ornate tulip]

Other than Eldar, what's your preferred factions? My top favorites are space Marines (be sure blood ravens) and Mechanicus (because of Mechanicus)

[weak jackal]

When i was an edgy teenager i used to say necrons were my fav. But then i grew out of that phase and now I'm just a big Eldar and Tau fan

Sisters of battle are neat too

they take the whole religious military vibe the space marines got and crank it up to 11

with fire

[ornate tulip]

Space Marines are practical, yet zealous. SOB got presentation

[weak jackal]

and yeah adaptus mechanicus are cool af

[weak jackal]

space marines are down right resonable

sisters of battle? they use a lot more fire

[ornate tulip]

Lots of fire.

[errant magnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/675766819688153116/1110517388585222144/meme.mp4

[ornate tulip]

Do they ever use plasma weapons?

[weak jackal]

uhhhh

no clue

[weak jackal]

memes tax

[ornate tulip]

What the fuck does CIS mean?

Confederacy of independent systems?

[weak jackal]

opposite of trans. Its latin

Trans means to be across from, cis means to be in line with

god i fucking love language lore

etymology

thats the word

[final cedar]

I think it's canon that eldar are breedable for humans

I'm 99% sure eldari just need to get dicked down by the imperiums finest to restore their numbers

[weak jackal]

:I

Majority of them have a nickname for humans

monkey

they do not view humans as equals

it'd be like "Hey guys, have population issues? Fuck this primate"

[final cedar]

mon-keigh

[uncut yew]

But the children would have to be post-birth aborted, you know, because xeno scum

[final cedar]

only if they're male

eldari purification eugenics

[weak jackal]

"Alright now you're half human but we're still going to raise you eldar style... shit wait how long do humans live? it's like 300 years right?"

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-lore-fan-help-gaming-gif-17337663

[weak jackal]

random human dad dropping his kid off at the eldar daycare. every single eldar staring at the kid like "Why it weird looking"

[tulip ravine]

Wh40k lore marathon I’m down

[urban ocean]

it's just something retards (aka liberal white women and males with soy physiognomy) use to sound intelligent

[tulip ravine]

I tried Starbucks cool lime the other day

It was fucking anging

[weak jackal]

was the lime cool

[uncut yew]

Embrace racism against other actual races, not this skin colour shit, real race-war

[final cedar]

[tulip ravine]

It tasted like cat piss

[ruby minnow]

how do you know how does cat piss tastes like

[final cedar]

[tulip ravine]

How do you not know what cat piss tastes like

[urban ocean]

I think my favorite racism is when well meaning liberal journo types imply that orcs are black people

[weak jackal]

darn

[ruby minnow]

because i never fucking drank it

[tulip ravine]

I’m going to change that

[tulip ravine]

Wouldn’t recommend

Paid like 6 pound for it aswell

Scam

[ornate tulip]

I understood that reference.

Assuming it's fuckin.. extra games?

[ruby minnow]

starbucks is generally expensive that's why i never go into one or drink coffee in one

[urban ocean]

@uncut yew https://www.wired.com/story/dandd-must-grapple-with-the-racism-in-fantasy/

stuff like that

[ornate tulip]

Oh God.

[final cedar]

what in the god damn? Orcs are green how they draw that conclusion?

[weak jackal]

6 pound is like 200 australian

[urban ocean]

They got really expensive. Used to be like $3.15 for a venti hazel nut iced coffee with cream, now it's $4.98

[tulip ravine]

I got my money back tho so we good

[weak jackal]

smort

[final cedar]

how

[tulip ravine]

I took one of my girlfriends hairs and put it in the drink

[urban ocean]

extreme narcissism combined with low iq do-gooderism

more recent stuff is literally AI generated

[tulip ravine]

I also told them I would bounce their head on the counter until I got my 6 pound in cash back

[final cedar]

threats of violence against retail workers... nice

[urban ocean]

@final cedar https://medium.com/@anthonybernardi/why-waking-up-early-is-rooted-in-white-supremacy-f487b04376f1 This shit is literally AI generated

[final cedar]

they already hate the chain

[urban ocean]

That's how lazy journos have become

[tulip ravine]

[ornate tulip]

[tulip ravine]

Should of brought my airsoft gun for extra effect

[urban ocean]

I wake up at 5:30 a.m., I'm extra racist

[final cedar]

medium

[sullen osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/675766819688153116/1110517388585222144/meme.mp4

[final cedar]

literally mid

[urban ocean]

yeah they were already a joke, but now they're so much of a joke they just ai generate their content now

[uncut yew]

Bro wtf even is American news media

[urban ocean]

diarreah

[tulip ravine]

American news just seems like buzzfeed but on tf

[ruby minnow]

i mean bro journalists love to connect everything to white supremacy toxic masculunity and racism

[tulip ravine]

Tv

[uncut obsidian]

[uncut yew]

I'm fucking glad I live in a non-English speaking (first language) country

[ornate tulip]

Thought germs am I right?

[urban ocean]

its kitschy

https://twitter.com/semifreqsonic/status/1661001535432585218?t=ft98aZXinSSpuiaw0kpiWw&s=19

Semi Frequent Sonic Facts 🛹 (@semifreqsonic)

In Sonic & the Black Knight, Sonic is revealed to be the one true King Arthur. In Arthurian legend, Queen Guinevere cheats on Arthur for Lancelot.

This means that Shadow will canonically cuck Sonic during his stay in the Arthurian world.

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[tulip ravine]

Journalist would connect a fight between two people to a argument that happens 700 years ago that the entire argument was nulled legally 200 years ago

Whatever causes the most drama and clicks

[ruby minnow]

i fucking hate living in supreme nation of Turkey

[tulip ravine]

Reject modern society revert to warring tribes

[weak jackal]

I'm berrypicker af

in my lane, thriving

ooh berries hell yeah

[uncut yew]

It is kinda sad how much untapped potential Turkey has

[tulip ravine]

We picking berrys fr

[urban ocean]

I love when people bring up shit that happened like 400 years ago with zero context and be like "You're bad now because of something people you're entirely unrelated to did halfa millenia ago"

[tulip ravine]

Ooga booga type shit

[urban ocean]

Like we really becoming turkey vs greece

[weak jackal]

hell yeah

[tulip ravine]

People with the British empire

[ruby minnow]

i mean armenian genocide was 110 years ago

[weak jackal]

The mitochondria

[urban ocean]

It's hilarious.. "British empire bad cause slavery" retards

like bruh, have you actually read a history book?

[weak jackal]

oh shit i can post this now

[urban ocean]

Anna Kasparian must take a heavy dose of copium before work

[tulip ravine]

The ironic part is the commonwealth is a mordern empire

[weak jackal]

sure are a lot of genocides thrugh history

maybe the human race is kinda shity

[urban ocean]

Human race is baller

[uncut yew]

Well, only on paper

[ornate tulip]

Nah man. Modern society is where the fun shit is. Like modern warfare

[tulip ravine]

Not on paper in practise and politically

[weak jackal]

Americans opening an american history book (colourised)

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/ssaga-of-tanya-the-evil-saga-saga-of-tanya-the-evil-gif-20625947

[pine bison]

damn bro if waking up early is racist im clean as fuck

cause i get out of bed at like

[tulip ravine]

Most of em still swear allegiance to the monarchy and the monarchy is still head of state

[pine bison]

12;00

[weak jackal]

I simply don't sleep

can't be racist if i don't wake up ever

This is the future the left wants

[tulip ravine]

Australians don’t sleep they just photosynthesise

[uncut yew]

But the Monarch does not even have to sign their laws

[weak jackal]

i do need more vitimin d

[ornate tulip]

Get sunlight.

[urban ocean]

australians live off the fumes from rampant forest fires

[tulip ravine]

Don’t have to doesn’t mean they can’t

[ornate tulip]

They consume the ash, mate.

[uncut yew]

Nah. you good, just eat a lemon or something instead

[ruby minnow]

i mean bro she living in upside down world

[urban ocean]

literally just funnel eucalyptus fumes into their homes

[weak jackal]

its winter now

[weak jackal]

its 10 am and its still sub 20c

fuuuuuck

[ornate tulip]

LIKE THE USELESS FUCKING KOALA FUCKING WORTHLESS PIECE OF FLESH I HATE KOALAS

[weak jackal]

bro stop yelling i'm still waking up

[tulip ravine]

Jellyfish just add another 7% and make them water - Karl pilkington

[weak jackal]

hard being eepy

[tulip ravine]

Is it eeper times fr?

[weak jackal]

always is fr fr

[tulip ravine]

Opps caught you eepy

[ornate tulip]

DONT YOU FUCKING START YOU SCAT SUCKING MAGGOT HUGGING PLAGUE PUKING NURGLE NI- Banned

[tulip ravine]

Tbf I’m a bit of a eeper myself it’s 1 am and my grandad is singing

[ornate tulip]

eeper?

[weak jackal]

Now i can excuse xenophobia but i draw the line at racism

[urban ocean]

Time for dragons dogma. Gotta continue the grind to make my pawn a thirst trap so people actually rent it

[tulip ravine]

Uncultured swine

[urban ocean]

My racism is maximumer

[ruby minnow]

man i still cannot believe that we lost dutyer while hunting a wendigo

[urban ocean]

Can't be racist if you're not white

[weak jackal]

wait what

[urban ocean]

Then it's just justified bigotry

And I'm not white

[ornate tulip]

I was gonna say nincompoop.

[tulip ravine]

Then it’s just being against oppression

[ruby minnow]

months months ago me and dutyer agreed to hunt the wendigo

he just vanished and is not active anymore

why do you think he's not active

[weak jackal]

oh

if he suddenly becomes active again

[urban ocean]

Nah the worst racists I've ever met in my entire life all came from India

[weak jackal]

that's the skinwalker

[urban ocean]

Chinese are a close second

[tulip ravine]

Mood

[urban ocean]

Whites literally don't hold a candle to Indians or Chinese on the racism market

[tulip ravine]

I’ve had them be racist to me saying to get out my own country

[uncut yew]

I thought Dutyer got banned

[ornate tulip]

If he was In Nevada, than yes. Wendigo are in the snowy north of 'murica

[weak jackal]

we don't got cryptids like that

we got bunyips

[ornate tulip]

... bunyip?

[urban ocean]

I shared an uber ride for 2 hours with an older Indian guy who was Sihk. Dude just straight up went full confederate 10 minutes into the ride

[weak jackal]

water creature

[tulip ravine]

YOO a mouse just popped it’s head round my back door

[ornate tulip]

I've only ever heard of that name from an undisclosed source.

[tulip ravine]

Time to put the poison out

[ruby minnow]

nah he just got caught by a skinwalker

[ornate tulip]

LOOK AT THIS DOOD

[weak jackal]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/Bunyip_1890.jpg/800px-Bunyip_1890.jpg

[ruby minnow]

i witnessed it myself we were together when it happened

[uncut yew]

My cousin exterminated all the mice in his attic with an airsoft gun, cracked their skulls open those plastic pellets did!

[weak jackal]

water creature

we also have Yowie's

which are aussie bigfoots

[ornate tulip]

If that was real in Australia, is believe it. Water bear.

[tulip ravine]

I dunno if my airsoft gun will do out

[weak jackal]

look up yowie

[tulip ravine]

I do have a air rifle with hollow point pellets tho

[ornate tulip]

[tulip ravine]

[ornate tulip]

Huh.

[tulip ravine]

Fun fact the air rifle i have is like 1 psi under the limit of being classed as a firearm in uk

[ornate tulip]

But it doesn't use fire

[uncut yew]

Airarm

[tulip ravine]

Do you use fire

[ornate tulip]

Yes, cause I'm American.

[tulip ravine]

Sounding like a Neanderthal there

Use fire

[ornate tulip]

I'm saying fire because of the chemical reaction in gunpowder creates a puff of fire.

[ornate tulip]

Napalm

[tulip ravine]

Napalm is fun

[uncut yew]

Put not-burning fire into metal case, put soft metal lid on metal case filled with not-burning fire, put thing into metal tube, slap end of thingy, watch not-burning fire start burning and propelling the soft metal at great speed.

[tulip ravine]

Although petrol with styrofoam is cheaper

I can’t say shit the uk is basically caveman

We use sugar as a weapon

And its actually kinda effective

[ornate tulip]

weaponizing sugar.

[tulip ravine]

Yeah it’s used in prisons, they melt a bunch of sugar in water and throw it at people

Some nasty shit

[ornate tulip]

I have no idea how that works, but it probably involves the eyes

[uncut yew]

Isn't that called "jugging" or some shit ?

[tulip ravine]

I can’t remember

[ornate tulip]

now THIS is the content i stick around for in GAMMA.

have a sandvich

[tulip ravine]

Boiling water + a lot of sugar

Sticky boiling hot water and paste

[ornate tulip]

ah, you use it fresh

[tulip ravine]

Not as bad as the acid attacks we have here

Now that shit is brutal

[tulip ravine]

Happend not long where I live, some car pulled up and just sprayed acid at this dudes face

[weak jackal]

posting the silly picture of my cat now i leave and go be friends with a wide diverse group of people and then we got mug a british person #trueunity

[ornate tulip]

:D

[tulip ravine]

Your Australian your the closest non brit you can get to a brit

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010382307447812176/1035690231191568494/v12044gd0000cct5thrc77u4irkro1l0.mp4

[uncut yew]

Top 2 reasons to always carry a bottle of water when going out.

1. Hydration
2. Washing off acid

[ornate tulip]

looks a lot like my cat, but normal sized

[weak jackal]

my mum is literally british

i'm toeing the line

[tulip ravine]

Pig

Pog

Fucking autocorrect

[uncut yew]

!pong

[split canyon]

PING

[weak jackal]

wow

called me a pig

gonna go cry now wtf

:((((

[tulip ravine]

Deffo mate

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1010382307447812176/1100911056378933329/onepiece.mov

[ornate tulip]

that sounded so horrible out of context

[weak jackal]

live bubblegum bill reaction

[tulip ravine]

[tulip ravine]

Average British and Australian conversation

[tulip ravine]

Least insulting banter

[uncut yew]

I'm going to send this screenshot to Discord trust and safety and have Hydro banned from the platform

[ornate tulip]

rip

[tulip ravine]

I’m going to email discord support the chat and have you banned and possibly arrested for defamation

[uncut yew]

I'm going to abuse my Helper powers and delete any messages that add any context to it, making you seem 100% guilty

[ornate tulip]

this shit is wild

[tulip ravine]

I’m pretty sure they can see them logs hence incriminating yourself and adding destruction of evidence and tampering of evidence

[uncut yew]

Oh they 100% can. but they don't give a shit

[tulip ravine]

[uncut yew]

Ban first, ask questions never

Appeal the ban? "eat shit"

[tulip ravine]

They will ask a question if I get my lawyer John Xina

https://tenor.com/view/cena-gif-22094721

[uncut yew]

!bing

NOooooooooooooooo

FALCO

[tulip ravine]

Real

[uncut yew]

YOU cunt

He removed the command

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-bot-command-failure-epic-bot-command-fail-lol-lmfao-lmao-gif-21959972

[uncut yew]

I can't believe he would do this to me

[uncut yew]

Wait, now that I think about it, it was most likely S5yn3T who deleted the command, not Falco

I retract my previous statement

[tulip ravine]

Degree in discord admin studies

Poggers

Also TIL Apple Maps sucks balls

[uncut yew]

I once led a group of about thirty people several kilometres in the wrong direction because of apple maps

Added almost half an hour to the trip

[tulip ravine]

It tried telling me to exit roundabout to the m6 in the middle of fucking Halifax when I was trying to get to the m62

[uncut yew]

I don't speak m6 and Halifax, sorry 😔

[tulip ravine]

M6 is motorway, m62 is motorway, Halifax is near m62, m6 is like a hour away from Halifax

[uncut yew]

Alright, I have now received the context and am now fluent in m62, m6 and Halifax 👍

[tulip ravine]

Well done

You can now go to to the shit part of the uk and navigate it like most people there

[uncut yew]

But how do I get to Blackpool though?

I heard that it is a famous place

[tulip ravine]

Shithole that’s dressed to look nice for chav families

[uncut yew]

Blackpool is pretty much an international meme

[plucky void]

what's a chav

so... a bri'ish gopnik?

[ruby minnow]

anti-social lower-class youth dressed in sportswear that yup that sounds like a gopnik

[runic kernel]

Good morning brainfart

[grizzled meadow]

What the fuck do you want from me

[uncut yew]

I just default to blaming you Falco for all things Moderator related

[ruby minnow]

bro azan just started playing and dogs went fucking crazy

howling barking and shit tf is going on

[clever python]

I went back to playing OSR where dwarves are banned from racially segregated wizard school, and can't get past 9th level fighter while humans can reach 36th level with +10% XP (when will we discuss the XP gender gap?)

Forget about racial bonus min/max. Play a blue eyed blond human male paladin and make them cope/seethe

In shadowrun, I play Christian Theurgists. In Deadlands, I'm a Southern Baptist Blessed. In D&D, I'm a thinly veiled Christian soldier.

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/nzwnyswoql1b1.png

[lunar brook]

hooly ffuck lois

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/dcbefvfs3m1b1.jpg

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/driller-blink-gif-23722040

[ornate tulip]

oh thats right, it was posted here initially. i forgot about that fact

[crimson flame]

fucking brilliant lmao

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/925476727004741643/1110699755249602581/rapidsave.com__-jrpnv1f5bs0b1-220.mp4

[simple storm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1057500698507485195/1110594099016384592/psy_emissions.png

[copper ibex]

This is something he would do

[oblique spire]

you're gonna flip out when you hear Australia has something similar

[plucky void]

I think every country has its own version of the gopnik

[oblique spire]

Us australian's have eshays

[final cedar]

what eshays?

is that short for something?

[oblique spire]

No

that's just their name

Eshays

They're pathetic really, they try so hard yet the only people they can rob are elderly or schoolkids

Most of the time if you get in a fight with em, you knock one down and the rest run away

[lusty frost]

Which ppl you can rob?

[oblique spire]

I don't rob anyone

[ruby minnow]

Austria?

[lusty frost]

Why

[oblique spire]

Because I'm not a fuckhead?

[lusty frost]

So eshays > you, cuz you cant even rob schoolkids

[oblique spire]

huh?

I never said I couldn't rob schoolkids, I can but I don't because I'm not a fuckhead

[lusty frost]

Kk then

[runic kernel]

hi llama

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/eshay-swagonthebeat-tiktok-gif-12773034069837055919

[oblique spire]

ALO CATBOY ❤️ ❤️

[oblique spire]

They do indeed look like that

except mainly they're 15 year olds

[runic kernel]

eshay bah

[oblique spire]

Real

[uncut obsidian]

no fucking way.

i found the furry bridge

[oblique spire]

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/894424387141386272/1110769837510230026/what_he_say_2.mp4

[oblique spire]

Falco I see that reaction

[grizzled meadow]

Yes it's a kekw

[oblique spire]

You didn't say hi to me last night

[grizzled meadow]

Proof

[oblique spire]

I'm trying to find my message

Damn

maybe I didn't

maybe I dreamt that I said hi to falco

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/241624364087246848/952348699558826044/1640992027723.gif

[oblique spire]

Anyways

ALO FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

❤️

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1048761464325951600/1110672155156422748/v12044gd0000chm4bmjc77u5ic0cjs80.mov

literally me

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/877966262200856606/1110169228155306004/60d344f4cec791007422c52a7ec59ac9.mp4

[inland jackal]

[inland jackal]

You're the post nom?
The you're won post?
Post nom you're the?
I'm so fucking confused?

Wait thats a W

[inland jackal]

You're the post now?

[weak jackal]

you got it

[inland jackal]

This one little line just shows how fucking dumb I am

[oblique spire]

Making scenarios in Arma 3 is fun asf ngl

making an IED ambush rn

complicated, but fun

[high token]

Better with friends

[weak jackal]

I wanna play terraria calamity with people

i wanna try the rogue class

but i'm lonemly

[runic kernel]

Hi Daniela Hi llama

[runic kernel]

Hi Otter

[nimble night]

allo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/658054265666928672/1105764088094674954/7effe25e3079043edb7ddd79916888df-Full.mp4

[oblique spire]

Alo catboy ❤️

[silver geyser]

Wtf is an eshay? What part of aus you from? Has to be north or west

[oblique spire]

West

Eshays are found all over Australia

no matter what state

[silver geyser]

Never heard of em in Vic, we just have lebbos, or Sudanese. Most of the white fellas here are either good fellas or completely cracked out of there mind

[oblique spire]

Aw yeah, tbh haven't heard of many Eshays in Vic, most of em are found either here in W.A. or around melbourne n shit

[eager igloo]

Would

Alo Daniela

Alo Otter

[silver geyser]

@oblique spire yeah I haven't knocked around Melbourne for like 15 years, everything I go there now I just keep my head in the sand, don't wanna know

[oblique spire]

Yeah

[nimble night]

henlo

[oblique spire]

do what ya gotta do then gtfo before Eshays show up lmao