🎪bruh-fart

[weak jackal]

Empress is somehow an everythingphobe

it's impressive really

Hates men, hates women, hates cis n trans

[narrow lotus]

cringe

[final cedar]

[weak jackal]

hates everyone

[broken topaz]

That last line tho

[broken topaz]

Mommy

[narrow lotus]

what was she made of , stalinium?

[final cedar]

no big gun cyber gf

[solar obsidian]

the greatest filter of them all

[narrow lotus]

Most Normal Lighthouse Day Raid

[oblique spire]

Real

True

[weak jackal]

she started posting her cracks with a soundtrack

not even kidding

[broken topaz]

Okay maybe she's the one

[weak jackal]

like a playlist of songs n everything

[broken topaz]

Real

[final cedar]

why does it go from "women are great" to "fuck you whore"

[broken topaz]

I can't support her obvs, I cannot condone transphobia

It's okay if she wants to hate men though

👍

[weak jackal]

Empress has schizophrenia

[final cedar]

wait who empress?

[swift scarab]

Good morning fellow freaks of nature

I emulated a ps2 today

[final cedar]

time to play GT4

[swift scarab]

Nah m8, I’m going all the way

GTA Vice City

San Andreas

[broken topaz]

Jak 2

[final cedar]

Play vice city stories first

[swift scarab]

MY BRAIN NOOOOOO

Medal of Honor Rising Sun

Shadow of the Colossus

Old Devil May Cry

[weak jackal]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/MediEvil_Resurrection.jpg?20180108071514

[final cedar]

Vic Vance a chad

[weak jackal]

crazy this banger game on realesed for psp

[swift scarab]

Can’t easily emulate a psp sadly to my knowledge

Emulating a ps2 and then installing software to use my ps3 controller as a ps2 controller was hard enough

[swift scarab]

MGS3

[final cedar]

https://www.retroarch.com/?page=platforms

[swift scarab]

Share pie pics

[final cedar]

don't die

[weak jackal]

uh oh

you shared a link

death be upon ye

[final cedar]

what retroarch is non warez

is it?

[swift scarab]

Eh, probably won’t do it, wasn’t my time of gaming

Ps2 was my childhood

[final cedar]

MFS:MW

[swift scarab]

This one came out the same year I was born, I played it when I was like four

[final cedar]

the incredibles

rise of the underminer

[swift scarab]

Remember Bully

[molten meteor]

I have a real good joke.

Stalker FDDA MRE Animation.

[weak jackal]

spooning rectangles

om nom om

[final cedar]

Cheese spoon looks fucking delicious

[weak jackal]

I'd fuck up the cheese spoon mre

[molten meteor]

Like I would hope that the mod creator didn't like.. Forget that the animation is so old or something lmao

'Mmm yes, can cheese'

[weak jackal]

it's a classic

[swift scarab]

Almost as good as sprayable cheese

[final cedar]

it was supposed to be beef tuschonka but it got too warm and the can rusted open

[ornate tulip]

Mmm, spray-able cheese.

[swift scarab]

Cheese Whiz my beloved

[molten meteor]

Oh it absolutely is. I would love if even if it gets removed you have a SPECIAL option in the mod menus to just turn on 'cursed MRE anims'

Purely to keep it.

[final cedar]

botulism in a can

[molten meteor]

'No Hiss. Nice.'

[swift scarab]

From watching videos you’re not even supposed to eat tuschonka cold, you’re supposed to heat it up first to make the animal fat in the can melt and mix with the meat and taste better

Stalkers built different

[molten meteor]

Yeah like its a stew isn't it?

[swift scarab]

Either that, or it’s just a hunk of meat in a can, can’t remember

[final cedar]

Have you ever played SSX tricky?

[molten meteor]

Either is peak eastern europe cuisine.

[swift scarab]

We had a very limited collection of games when I was young, poor moment

[final cedar]

fooock tony hawks underground

[solar obsidian]

eipsteins cell

[molten meteor]

https://youtu.be/OnmOW96bxas

[swift scarab]

Anyways my new ps2 .iso files just downloaded, time to upload them into my emulator

[molten meteor]

do a royal flush.

[swift scarab]

IEDY

GUESS WHAT

[narrow lotus]

ye

[swift scarab]

I’m stealing your bird

[narrow lotus]

good luck

he will wake you up at 6am on a saturday from now on

🤝

[molten meteor]

Mine wake me up at like 8 oclock.

[swift scarab]

I needed a better wake up time anyways

Free alarm clock

[molten meteor]

I work in the late evening so these mfs just waking me up far earlier than I would sleep otherwise. And its just because they're grumpy they don't get uncovered at the usual hour

[swift scarab]

But to be serious, how is bird

[ornate tulip]

I wish to know this as well.

[stone blade]

With vayne ADC I win the lane but then I'm useless cuz I'm adc

[stone blade]

HE FAT

[narrow lotus]

he is round

[stone blade]

YO HE THICK

DAMN BOY HE THICK

zdrasti pepi

stay racist pepi

[narrow lotus]

zdravei ivan

[stone blade]

❤️

[narrow lotus]

alo

[stone blade]

alo

I will go get schweppes

bye

❤️

mwah

[ornate tulip]

A very rotund boy. But fine nonetheless

[urban ocean]

Elden Ring has officially claimed every single major award. The only other two games to do so have been Skyrim and Breath of the Wild

[ornate tulip]

What makes me sad is that I can't appreciate it being one of the best video game ever

It was fine. I had fun, but I won't play it again until the DLC.

[sullen osprey]

Just play jhin, much more fun, you get to count to 4, and these recent patches make him very fun

[swift scarab]

I don’t think I have the skill/patience to play any souls like, let alone Elden Ring

[crimson flame]

lmao the skill ceiling is extremely low with elden ring

[final cedar]

elden ring on low diff is playable with little to no skill

[crimson flame]

you just gotta find infos about which weapons are good or how to do x build

[swift scarab]

You say that, and yet the endless videos of people being skullfucked in it continue to get posted

[molten meteor]

Ehhhhhh. I've seen people just brute force it.

[crimson flame]

sekiro however.......

[final cedar]

just don't play online

[molten meteor]

I even have done it myself. It's not too bad.

[crimson flame]

theres a streamer who beat the game with their fuckin mind

[swift scarab]

Good for them, I won’t

[swift scarab]

I’ll stick to my ps2 emulator

[swift scarab]

I know this animator

[ornate tulip]

Is it a porn animator?

[swift scarab]

No lol

[final cedar]

red beard?

[swift scarab]

https://youtube.com/@DangoheartAnimation

E

[crimson flame]

i'd say elden ring most beautiful aspect is atmosphere and storytelling

and the combat is pretty easy, just be sure to try different things if your current strat doesnt work out

i dont play multiplayer tho

[final cedar]

the team rocket animation tho..

thong flying at the end is 100% james's

[swift scarab]

Lmao

He just like me fr fr

[stone blade]

I don't like jhin

[tulip ravine]

Hello

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ccGjar4Es

[stone blade]

yes.

[stone blade]

OMG PANGOLIN

!!!!!!

[proud torrent]

https://tenor.com/xHZe.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1058242870680760360/1109729144410996787/VID_20230521_092656_331.mp4

[narrow lotus]

[narrow lotus]

BALLSMAN

[pastel quartz]

(Crystal Castles - Concrete, i'm nice so i give song id if i can)

[proud torrent]

be glad the resolution sucks there's better versions just too lazy to find em

[slate crown]

ale ivan, long time no see

how u doin

[broken topaz]

omg pango

[slate crown]

and coris here too

[broken topaz]

Yea but about to leave again

[slate crown]

lmao mood

[broken topaz]

I got to go swordfight

In like 15 minutes

[slate crown]

ah i thought you were talking about leaving te server

[heavy peak]

Guys
Let me lift your spirits, with a 10t capacity forklift that i'm gonna operate this week

[stone blade]

I'm very well pango ❤️

[narrow lotus]

[slate crown]

glad to hear that

[narrow lotus]

go switch parking places of the cars outside

[crimson flame]

[slate crown]

lmao just pick up the cars and boom free parking space

[fading shuttle]

bruh

also its the man with the phat ass

hi

[stone blade]

me?

yes

I do have a fat ass

ty

[fading shuttle]

no you dont

[slate crown]

thanks for the save

[broken topaz]

Not compared to pango

Even though I haven't even seen it

[heavy peak]

Me vs the guy she told not to worry about

[broken topaz]

Me vs her bad dragon

[slate crown]

i literally posted it in brainfart 2, it's on full display to the public

[broken topaz]

I don't go there

[slate crown]

no wonder

[broken topaz]

I don't think I'm even a member anymore

I might have left

[heavy peak]

Brainfart 2: electric boogalu was a box office flop

[broken topaz]

I have my own space where I hang out

With my favorite people

[slate crown]

it's a niche market

[pastel quartz]

https://youtu.be/kv9-K6Ne2vQ

[oblique spire]

Oh shit bro is forklift certified

ahhh

Fuck

I gotta get out of here before he fucks me up with a forklift

[pastel quartz]

post malone....

[broken topaz]

I'm post Malone without the post m

[heavy peak]

Too late

[slate crown]

glad to see nothing has changed

[broken topaz]

I'm gonna ask out this girl from my sword fighting class

If she beats me

Fr fr

[slate crown]

don't you already have a bf?

[midnight tree]

greetings, fellow forklift certified sigma male

[broken topaz]

Nope not anymore

[slate crown]

oh shit oh kay

slay queen

[broken topaz]

And I'm much happier without him

Fr fr

[midnight tree]

doing god's work, king

[slate crown]

yea he was abit controlling ngl

[heavy peak]

He can't escape me now

[pastel quartz]

llama we are now officially retards.

you will take the second in command position of brainbraper.

[oblique spire]

Fuck

[slate crown]

a little trollin

[weak jackal]

whats going on

oh

[pastel quartz]

he got a bit silly.

[oblique spire]

He fucked me with his forklift certification

[slate crown]

he got too silly 😭

[pastel quartz]

llama i dont fucking care, we are both retards.

[sullen osprey]

Ah you can’t count

[pastel quartz]

welcome to the special ed club my boy.

[oblique spire]

I can't even go back to my home of #🛩war-thunder

[slate crown]

bruh there's a war thunder channel now?

[pastel quartz]

yep

[oblique spire]

Si

[slate crown]

wow gamma really has fell off

[swift scarab]

Kill it

[pastel quartz]

a victorian child when they see a soyjak larp phonk edit:

[midnight tree]

i muted the war thunder channel the second i saw it

[swift scarab]

I went into lurk mode for almost a month, it was about the same

[pastel quartz]

homo

[oblique spire]

Well

I suppose i really should sleep now

[pastel quartz]

sex

[pastel quartz]

sex

[slate crown]

i just spend my time in Brainfart 2 now, just passing through here to say hi to the usual suspects

[stone blade]

I can I just find him boring

[slate crown]

classic

[pastel quartz]

wrench

[stone blade]

holy humbers

this man did it

haha

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

artifical reacts

doesnt count

not real microcelebrity

[slate crown]

ivan are you still addicted to monster?

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/brick-gif-25032219

[stone blade]

hol up

ok

save that thought

[pastel quartz]

i have

[slate crown]

saving...

[pastel quartz]

3 cans of paradise flavor in my trash can

[sullen osprey]

And spam auto attacking and going untargetable isn’t?

[oblique spire]

Goodnight brainfart, I shall return tomorrow in hopes that i get unfucked by the forklift certification

(I got a little too silly)

[slate crown]

yup

that answers that

[stone blade]

@slate crown

[stone blade]

[slate crown]

nothing has changed

[stone blade]

wdym

[pastel quartz]

where the fuck is ultra paradise

[stone blade]

why do you want me to change

not nice pango

fk oyu

[pastel quartz]

drink ultra paradise fucko

[pastel quartz]

cool beans, post your kidney stones nexts pls

[slate crown]

now you're putting words in my mouth

[stone blade]

Soon

[stone blade]

I'll put this di-

[pastel quartz]

now post a video of you pissing kidney stones at the camera

[pastel quartz]

your dickhole FACING the camera

i also want the balls to be clear and crisp

[slate crown]

no homo

[pastel quartz]

but slightly out of focux

your pubes need to be shaved too.

[stone blade]

Never

[eager quest]

this is why nobody enjoys being in your presence

[stone blade]

never homo

[slate crown]

yes

[pastel quartz]

new phone who dis

[slate crown]

we keep our socks on so it's not gae

[stone blade]

tru

[stone blade]

my hello kitty socks stay ON during sex

[pastel quartz]

ivan no homo btw

[stone blade]

never.

[pastel quartz]

just a video would be nice.

[slate crown]

we kiss each other good night #nohomo

[pastel quartz]

why is he like that

[stone blade]

he's a silly guy

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1078590631108153405/5A0568A5-F499-48C2-BD80-EA18733A9B39.gif

[slate crown]

he's letting the gods decide his fate

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/dementia-alz-gif-20368687

me when th

[slate crown]

we

[pastel quartz]

same fuckin energy

is this gianni or luke

gianni

[slate crown]

the fog is coming

[stone blade]

we when the uhm me I'm the uhh him he is the uhmm when we

[pastel quartz]

i also kinda need you to like have clear piss, yellow piss would be hard to see through so of course drink water before.

[stone blade]

WHAT IS YOU TALKING ABOUT

[pastel quartz]

DICK PICS MF I JUST WANT SOME MOTHERFUCKING DICK PICS NO HOMO.

[stone blade]

most sane brainfart user

[pastel quartz]

he is being a real one

[slate crown]

subscribe to his OFs

[pastel quartz]

hmm.....

[dreamy flax]

✅ Successfully muted the user for 12 hours

[stone blade]

amazing song

@narrow lotus dont use that bot

we cant see the name

which means

we cant make fun of them for being stupid

shameless

[fading shuttle]

yes you can

[stone blade]

you've changed iedy

[slate crown]

yea we want a good public lynching, don't make them anonymous

[fading shuttle]

stupid

[slate crown]

damn

[stone blade]

ah it does show

frfr

[narrow lotus]

yeah u can press on the / mute thingie

if i use pancakee there are chances he wont be unmuted at all cause pancake devs are literally working for BSG in in their free time

[stone blade]

are you woods?
cuz I wanna enter that bush of yours..
(tarkov rizz)

[fading shuttle]

big stick games

[stone blade]

it means bing shilling games

[narrow lotus]

battle state sausage

[stone blade]

Iedy said nothing about the rizz

SHAMELESS

SEND HIM TO LABS

send him to Pernik

[narrow lotus]

Pernik or Braila OH NA

[stone blade]

Silistra

[slate crown]

TILLLLL VALHAAALLLLL

[lusty sonnet]

my man 🤝

[slate crown]

fancy seeing you here

it's been awhile

[lusty sonnet]

it has been

never left tho

[slate crown]

and i got invited back

[lusty sonnet]

falco would come hunt me down if i left

[slate crown]

understandable

[lusty sonnet]

one of the OGs

[fading shuttle]

brainfart has fallen

gtanil is gone

billions will cry

[fleet silo]

Monday theme day? 🙂

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/soy-soyjak-wojak-based-cringe-gif-19505018

[fleet silo]

WAIT

[slate crown]

speaking of og, is bruno still here?

or are yall still mad at each other

[fleet silo]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-no-nope-mad-pikachu-gif-17858170

[fading shuttle]

brunos gone

[lusty sonnet]

we were mad at eachother?

[somber warren]

sex

[fading shuttle]

yes, gtanil is dead

[slate crown]

i think so?

[fleet silo]

How dead?

[lusty sonnet]

for real?

i did not know

[fading shuttle]

discord account got banned from what ive heard

[slate crown]

can't tell if you're telling the truth or gaslighting me

[fleet silo]

https://tenor.com/view/alone-sad-boy-anime-anime-sad-gif-22493885

[somber warren]

nah

its not

he still has his account

[fading shuttle]

then what happened

[fleet silo]

Well, my time has come. This weekend has sucked, first my grandmother died, now my boy too.

[somber warren]

Brainfart just got to tiring for him

[lusty sonnet]

i for real am telling the truth

[fleet silo]

I can't take this shit no more

[slate crown]

ok that's fine then, I'll make sure to say hi to him later

[fading shuttle]

but falco said this

did falco lie to me

[lusty sonnet]

i don't recall having beef with him tbh

[somber warren]

his account is not banned

i am with him in a server

[fading shuttle]

i cant believe that manipulative bastard

[slate crown]

maybe it was an inside joke you both had that went way over my head

[fading shuttle]

never trust the word of falco

[lusty sonnet]

also very very likely

but i do not recall

life busy and all

[slate crown]

same

[somber warren]

i mean, he is italian, you should have known

[lusty sonnet]

good you're still alive

rock and stone man

[somber warren]

you mf

call me italian again

[slate crown]

Cock and stone

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/harrypotterr-mario-italian-gif-4867143

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-anime-omg-wtf-cant-unsee-gif-5159766

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/stillesque-gif-25544877

i am not italian

you can't do this to me

[fading shuttle]

YOU VILL EAT ZE PASTA

[somber warren]

I don't want to eata ze Pasta

[lusty sonnet]

he did unfriend me from everything so we probs having beef but i dont recall

[slate crown]

i gotta talk to him

[lusty sonnet]

is gucci

[slate crown]

he's playing csgo rn nvm

[fading shuttle]

csgo players are a joke

[slate crown]

nah that title belongs to fifa players

imagine buying the same game for 10 years straight

[ruby minnow]

NA csgo players are the biggest joke

[fading shuttle]

mf really shittalking farming sim

placing it on the same level as fifa

[sage otter]

You're just a city boi

[ruby minnow]

yeah

[sage otter]

Can't appreciate a good harvest

[fading shuttle]

average zoomer when they cant slide cancel plant the entire 20 hectare farm in 20 seconds

[slate crown]

farming sim kinda goes hard tho

[fading shuttle]

thats like, an hour walk wtf are you talking about

[somber warren]

5km? thats nothing, you can walk that in an hour

[slate crown]

[sage otter]

lmao

[fading shuttle]

[somber warren]

[fading shuttle]

he is trying to bury the conversation with floppa

i cant believe this

[somber warren]

incredible

this is just like when that ks-23 dude tried to rizz up maja and failed miserably

that was funny af

good times

[sage otter]

[fading shuttle]

real

[sage otter]

Anyways, good night guys

Cya later

I am you, but stronger

[stone blade]

highly intellectual meme

[fading shuttle]

sus

[gusty willow]

Who the fuck is manul

[nimble night]

manul brefin

[fading shuttle]

i have started to play akali

allah protect me

[ruby minnow]

you have quit the path of allah

[fading shuttle]

toxicity take me alhemdulillah

[mint mist]

poggies

[fading shuttle]

thanks maja

[solar obsidian]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pallas's_cat

a.k.a literally me

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-warms-his-paws-gif-24983769

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/utUav26Zs6Q

[gusty willow]

Wow it's me in cat form

[somber warren]

21-31cm tail? literally me

[somber warren]

i'm not gonna say i told you so

fuck it

i told you so

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-banana-gif-26101762

[fading shuttle]

truly a shame

he fails brainfart once again

[lusty sonnet]

the OGs are starting to die out

gonna miss aldo as well

[fading shuttle]

he must write the book greek letters man

you just dont get it

the boook

the fact that eventually the real ogs are gonna be gone and im gonna be called an og hurts me, ill be old

[lusty sonnet]

you were never not an og

[tulip ravine]

Hello

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/growing-old-getting-old-grow-old-old-man-becoming-old-gif-17885988

im old

[solar obsidian]

arent u like 18

[fading shuttle]

im like 70 in brainfart years

[solar obsidian]

hmm true and real

[fading shuttle]

im also 19 so in about 2 years my bones will start creaking

[rancid iris]

[fading shuttle]

and i will finally be a grandpa

[somber warren]

goddamn kids, get off my lawn

[fading shuttle]

to be fair i am the brainfarter that sees new people come and scream about how brainfart has fallen and it isnt like it was in the good ole days

i am old

[rancid iris]

brainfart regulars may change

[solar obsidian]

the more popular it becomes, the less old people are relevant

[rancid iris]

but the one constant is that falco will never watch emesis blue

[solar obsidian]

he did

[rancid iris]

[fading shuttle]

he did, but i dont trust him

[somber warren]

he is italian, he is obviously lying

[fading shuttle]

i dont believe a word that comes out of that italians hands

[fading shuttle]

he even lied to me about the reason gtanil left

he cant be trusted

[somber warren]

he is probably lying right now

[fading shuttle]

imagine lying in bed

actual scum

[somber warren]

lying and scheming

u know, the classic italian past time activity's

[fading shuttle]

aldo was actually trying to protect brainfart

falco destroyed it

[somber warren]

falco touched my spagett

[fading shuttle]

falco stole my fuckin healthy sleep cycle

[somber warren]

i bet falco pays taxes

[tribal rain]

Falco doesnt pay taxes, he pays

[fading shuttle]

nah falco doesnt pay taxes

he is the one that collects them

he is the big caveman carrying a sack that says "taxes or else" and he has a big club with the word "else" on it

[pastel quartz]

@grizzled meadow wishing you well bröther 🇮🇹 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 )))

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722392183532945449/1110289319853293609/52935908057da1024530f645ce131d36.mp4

[fading shuttle]

average navy recruit

[stone blade]

headshot him now

plz

[somber warren]

ohgod

[haughty sigil]

Manul is a pallas cat?

[swift scarab]

Me on my first playthrough of rdr2 vs me on my 5th playthrough (I still enjoy the shit out of the game but I do stuff faster)

[somber warren]

Since Pearl harbor was in the 60's
Bruh NA Education at its finest

[wise token]

https://tenor.com/view/ozon-gif-18493758

[idle scaffold]

I feel in my soul that he's trolling

Probably not but one can hope

[swift scarab]

They’re not

[somber warren]

no, this is just the state of the world rn

[swift scarab]

Up yours automod

[idle scaffold]

I've seen a lot of videos like that but that one just feels different

[fading shuttle]

hah, you cant say gаy

[tribal rain]

a

[tribal rain]

weird looking a

[wise token]

Forget about him, you'd better look at them.

[night sail]

no

this is where its at

[pine bison]

built like a fucking stickman

[fading shuttle]

hitting him makes the minecraft skeleton noise

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-skeletons-gif-26471421

[pine bison]

bro'd die from 3 blocks of fall damage

mf cant even get logs from a tree

[ruby minnow]

bro hate it or not

that is the peak modern american soldier right there

[hoary elk]

Too lean

[narrow lotus]

lmao

[wise token]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nibba-funny-memes-halal-gif-17392489

[stone blade]

so I was looking up what format romania uses DMY YMD or MDY

and I somehow ended up here

OH NA

it's over

[nimble night]

Some weird porn there

[stone blade]

ip stolen
pc stolen
clothes stolen

gg

[somber warren]

this dude knows

[nimble night]

What does he know

[somber warren]

what is gonna happen to the one woman

he knows

and he is not happy about it

[ruby minnow]

the vehicle and vehicle parts people in the room has stolen

[fading shuttle]

in romania the tooth fairy steals your teeth while you sleep

[tulip ravine]

Hello brain fart

Hry all

[stone blade]

Tomorrow I meet woman

[somber warren]

at least you don't have to pay the dentist for it

[tulip ravine]

Ooga booga

[fading shuttle]

my condolences

[stone blade]

true

I won't be able to play vayne

Like wtf

AND

she'll be having a sleep over

[broken topaz]

@slate crown he was, and well we just didn't fit at all

[wise token]

man...

[fading shuttle]

awful

[stone blade]

MEANING

[broken topaz]

I wouldn't mind if a dommy mommy was very controlling

[stone blade]

she will have to use my toilet

actually wtf

band

[fading shuttle]

ivan will have the opportunity to feel the ass warmth on a toilet from a woman

i cant believe this

[wise token]

no way dude

[stone blade]

its her 2nd time here

[broken topaz]

I got to hit small Korean girls with a stick today

Poggers

[nimble night]

Overwatch?

[broken topaz]

No

[somber warren]

in real life

[stone blade]

hentai?

[broken topaz]

In real life yea

[wise token]

Dude, you're telling us some kind of fairy tale right now.

[broken topaz]

I do kendo

[fading shuttle]

nah cori just attacks random tourists

[somber warren]

based

oh wait its consensual?

ehw

[broken topaz]

Yea unfortunate

[somber warren]

man that sucks

[broken topaz]

I did once miss the armour

But on my teacher

Hit him right in the upper torso

Oops

[somber warren]

thats the whole point of armour, you find a way to stab arround it

[broken topaz]

Not in kendo xd

[somber warren]

stay mad armor cucks

[fading shuttle]

yeah, like whats the point of learning how to fight if they train you to hit armor only

kendos useless

[broken topaz]

It is

It's just for fun

And exercise

[fading shuttle]

i should get extra points for thrusting the sword into their groin

but nooo

i get "disqualified"

[broken topaz]

You can thrust to the throat

That's legal

[fading shuttle]

people dont die from throat attacks stupid

[somber warren]

Can i use a spear in kendo?

[broken topaz]

I think there is a form that uses a bladed staff weapon

Not quite a spear

[somber warren]

i want stabby stick

[broken topaz]

But so far I've only been taught and seen the single sword variant

[somber warren]

best weapon in the world

[broken topaz]

I know there's also a dual sword form

[fading shuttle]

spear

my beloved

[broken topaz]

And a blunt form i believe

[maiden lance]

Let me present you, International Wrestling Festival 2021! in less than 100mb package!

(its gachi)

[somber warren]

who wins?
a Swordsmen that has been trained since early age OR one stabby boy

Spear reigns supreme

[wise token]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-oh-shit-aam-sorry-gachimuchi-gif-13510847

[broken topaz]

Spear wins 99 percent of the time

Spear is based

[somber warren]

it really is

[maiden lance]

best bang for buck weapon ever made

[fading shuttle]

"waaah these peasants cant kill me, ive been trained from birth"

bang

[plucky void]

spend 6 months training a soldier to fight effectively with a sword and shield while wearing armor
OR
give pointy sticks to 50 peasants and tell them to stab the other guys' guts

[somber warren]

Beautiful, so many spear enjoyers in chat. you are all cool

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/962996270874648636/1110270542541500426/fvuNyX7b2rlpOJx_.mov

[broken topaz]

I prefer swords for actually practicing for fun

But if I for whatever reason had to fight to the death

With medieval weapons

[primal kiln]

'

[broken topaz]

I'd pick a spear

Or a pitchfork

[broken topaz]

I love that song

[fading shuttle]

use the military variant

[broken topaz]

No

[fading shuttle]

the war fork

[broken topaz]

Farm pitchfork

With shit on the end

[somber warren]

used pitchfork, incase your opponent survives, he dies of infection

[broken topaz]

For extra poison damage

[plucky void]

I think I'd go with a warhammer.
Has a blunt side, a spike on the opposite side and a spear tip at the top

[broken topaz]

Respectable

[somber warren]

i will use 2,50 meter long pointy stick

[plucky void]

I'm trying to find a video of an old guy talking about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtaY06lv45Q found it

[somber warren]

and stab everyone bc no one can come close to me without getting the good old London treatment

[plucky void]

he mentions a warhammer and a maul

[fading shuttle]

thats just a poleaxe without the pole

anyway i love the halberd

[plucky void]

yeah. Good for close and personal

polearms are just as good as your ability to keep your opponent at distance

[narrow lotus]

a maul would be mega impractical , it depends , usually they had daggers and shortswords

english longbowmen later hat wooden mallets and steel mallets to crush armour

but if the archers had to go melee, shit was dire

[fading shuttle]

polearms are good for formation fighting

if the archers gotta go in there aint much formation left

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/201828741154865161/1110297553678905404/Edging_my_Brain_AAUUGHeurysm.mp4

[somber warren]

archers in the middle age was a different story, they literally shot on the move, they are able to shoot 3 arrows in 10 seconds and shit like that

todays archers are nothing against that

[fading shuttle]

good luck trying to shoot at that speed with a longbow, either your hand breaks or your spirit

the average fire rate was around 3 arrows per 15 secs

[somber warren]

not talking about longbowmen, but longbowmen could fire 12 arrows per minute

[plucky void]

because today's archery is a sport, not a combat discipline

[real sun]

GoofyTM

[plucky void]

even if your frontline didn't crumble to the point where archers are in melee range, at some moment you run out of arrows. That's what the chap in this video talks about

[narrow lotus]

yeah but if the archers ran out of arrows the fight was usually too long anyway , they would have barrels of arrows next to them , literally thousands

[fading shuttle]

archers are still relatively valuable

[narrow lotus]

not saying it cant happen but yeah

[slate crown]

good call

[fading shuttle]

it would have to go semi badly for them to be sent in to fight

[west birch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/470279723910561792/1110224634474926141/RDT_20230522_181340.mp4

[narrow lotus]

yeah, especially longbowmen for example

[fading shuttle]

especially longbowmen

[narrow lotus]

an expert longbowman took years to train lol

[fading shuttle]

those gotta be trained from birth

[narrow lotus]

same with the Turkish Sipahis for example

horse archers

most annoying shit on the battlefield

expert horse archers were so good

[somber warren]

ever tried to shoot from horseback? that shit is hard af

[rancid iris]

horse archery is a different game entirely

shit is insane

[somber warren]

i'm just happy i didn't shoot the horse lmao

[fading shuttle]

as a proud bulgar mongol tartar warrior i can say

i have never gotten close to a horse

[narrow lotus]

from the longbow, obviously

also unless it's a femboy, tahts a longbowoman

[somber warren]

did that even exist?

[fading shuttle]

based artist

[somber warren]

probably not

[narrow lotus]

no, women wouldnt be allowed to fight alongside men 90% of the time

[somber warren]

real and true

[somber warren]

if the woman is able to carry a 90kg wounded man under fire, okay then yes

[narrow lotus]

Based Landschnekt Woman

[somber warren]

but usually no

[fading shuttle]

🤝

landschnekt always had fire drip

[grizzled meadow]

Hold your horses, I just reported what another user told me

[fading shuttle]

the only thing i see is the lies of the italian

[tulip ravine]

Chad English longbow man vs virgin french crossbowmen

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/lies-deception-more-lies-every-day-gif-10493922

[pine bison]

vs virgin french

[somber warren]

bro wtf is landschnekt for a name, literally means Country Snail

[pine bison]

y'aint need to add the crossbowmen part

[tulip ravine]

True

[fading shuttle]

its probably something more like landsknecht

[solar obsidian]

crossbowwomen

[fading shuttle]

but its german so it doesnt matter

[somber warren]

that makes way more sense

[tulip ravine]

I’m making

Chicken bao buns

[spiral kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1110306738667790376/poor_thang.mp4

[tulip ravine]

[uncut yew]

Now someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe it means something along the lines of "Landed Knight" or "Servant of the land"

Later came to be synonymous with mercenaries though, iirc

[somber warren]

Yes, if you spell it right it does

[fading shuttle]

its german bro

[uncut yew]

Snail, Solder, same thing really.
Like what even is the difference? like name a single one.

[fading shuttle]

it doesnt deserve to be spelled right

[narrow lotus]

The Germanic compound Landsknecht (earlier Lantknecht, without Fugen-"s") combines Land and Knecht to form "servant of the land."[1][2] The compound Lantknecht was used during the 15th century for bailiffs or court ushers.

The word Landsknecht first appeared in the German language circa 1470 to describe certain troops in the army of Charles, Duke of Burgundy. As early as 1500, the term was morphed into Lanzknecht, referring to the unit's use of the pike as its main weapon.[3]

So it means close to Lance Knight

or well

pikeman

cause they were mostly nobles , like knights

[final cedar]

screw bowmen, pikemen & co, I wana be the bank that owns the workshops and lends out money to both kings to buy weapons from said workshops

[somber warren]

this is correct

[uncut yew]

Are you sure about that?
I seem to recall some very sad bank owners after a local regent went nuts

[fading shuttle]

the massive codpiece is important to the armor, smith, trust me

[narrow lotus]

No

[fading shuttle]

yes

[somber warren]

stop butchering my beautiful culture

[fading shuttle]

no

[narrow lotus]

you come home from the tavern and this guy is guarding your cottage what do

[somber warren]

grab spiky stick and get to stabbing

[uncut yew]

Pocket hammer

[molten meteor]

i kiss him

security is expensive.

its an italian armor

[uncut yew]

More like deepthroat the 'beak' looking thing, no way he opens his helmet for you

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-knight-raphael-knight-honest-reaction-gif-387478288469982530

[fading shuttle]

if i remember right, the landsknecht fought entirely in pike formations so some only had proper armor on one side of the body, that which would face the enemy

[molten meteor]

a man loves another man in armor as the saying goes.

[somber warren]

this is correct, but they still wore pants

[fading shuttle]

yeah well style shut up

[tulip ravine]

Inb4 the English fucked the french at Agincourt

[somber warren]

shut up weeb

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/thatwineguy68/status/1357780916702175233

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[narrow lotus]

yeah , armor by that time was pretty much obsolete anyway , because muskets and canons were already widespread

and most armor would not tank those

[somber warren]

WTF

[fading shuttle]

the codpiece was the greatest piece of armor fashion ever invented

[somber warren]

i hate this

i hate it so much

[fading shuttle]

and i find it extremely hilarious

why roman

thats literally late 16th century armor

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/joeyy-gif-27535602

[somber warren]

but... this isn't even roman...

[fading shuttle]

it was never roman

not holy

not even an empire

fix yourself

[somber warren]

wut

my man you need to pay attention in geography class or something

looks like some sort of Germanic austrian flag

bc austria national colors

its not

maybe you need glasses

its not the same

[tulip ravine]

It’s time

[somber warren]

i am always right

i turn right until i arrive to my destination

[foggy mantle]

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[somber warren]

your mom is a shape

ha gotem

a round shape?

[solar obsidian]

she's in good shape

[somber warren]

how about you shape some bitches

[swift scarab]

The humanoid that incarnated me into this three dimensional space is indeed a shape

[stone blade]

The masculine urge to use her coochie juices as a lipgloss

[solar obsidian]

what

[somber warren]

what

[stone blade]

What

[fading shuttle]

what thirst does to a mf

ivan thirsty

[somber warren]

never go full thirsty

[swift scarab]

I will eat your spleen

[solar obsidian]

bon apetit

[stone blade]

Sorry that was my fish

I didnt type that

[solar obsidian]

i believe you 🤝

[stone blade]

Yes ty

[swift scarab]

I don’t, have the thing I stared at while on weed

[somber warren]

ok guys, sleepy time. Was fun talking with you guys about middle age warfare and shit. Goodnight

[edgy abyss]

He'll probably dream of big titty goth boys

sup

[swift scarab]

My last dream was the twin towers existing in New York but literally nothing else happened

What did my brain mean by this

You’re the one who thought of that idea, you’re more gae then I am

[stone blade]

Tru

[swift scarab]

Neither was I, it was just the twin towers

You’re the one who’s making it phallic

No I’m currently thinking about taking a massive shit at the moment

[fading shuttle]

then shit yourself

[swift scarab]

Too late, already on the toilet

[edgy abyss]

Depends on his kinks

[swift scarab]

I’m not sharing those here

[edgy abyss]

You assume we don't already know

[swift scarab]

If you do then my “friends” are assholes again, which I already knew

So not much different for me

[solar obsidian]

eepy time

[edgy abyss]

Rude...

[uncut yew]

What do you mean "Rude"? If you take it completely literally then that was the correct thing to do, let me explain further:

[solar obsidian]

thank you for your service 🤝

[fading shuttle]

grim is probably right since he is the only helper whose name i can remember

[solar obsidian]

🍿

[uncut yew]

There is a logo indicating that this area is for "disabled".
The furry suit is a "thing" and it is in a location for "disabled" therefore assuming that the furry suit is the "disabled thing" is quite logical.

[swift scarab]

My phone died what’d I miss

[solar obsidian]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[swift scarab]

Nice

[uncut yew]

Because the logo/sign is not disabled, it merely shows that this area is for the disabled.

[edgy abyss]

@uncut yew You potatoed yourself

https://tenor.com/view/joey-yeah-i-did-friends-gif-10631946

[swift scarab]

@edgy abyss @uncut yew Begone, return to #🔨base-gamma-support from whence ye came

[edgy abyss]

[uncut yew]

At least I didn't start digging a hole like I did with Srgtofdeath in the Helper chat

[carmine crown]

I see why this channels name is brainfart

[fading shuttle]

lore?

[swift scarab]

Welcome

Run while you can, or don’t

We don’t care

[edgy abyss]

Which hole, and who did the digging? You or him? There were multiple instances

[fading shuttle]

what happened with srgtrgtrgrthrteath in the helper chat

[solar obsidian]

rgbofdeath

[swift scarab]

I wouldn’t say that

[edgy abyss]

Wait, I think I know

[swift scarab]

Anyways gtg, need to clean the pool

[fading shuttle]

whats the fuckin helper lore

[uncut yew]

The one about him potentially becoming a Moderator, where BloodOfSniper had to save my ass

[swift scarab]

They don’t like each other, lore completed

Thank me later

[edgy abyss]

Riiight, that one

[uncut yew]

True, the Helper chat is 24/7 war

[solar obsidian]

he doesnt even moderate wdym

[uncut yew]

pure hate

[final cedar]

Batou accidentally snooping in while motoko gets double teamed by two women

[fading shuttle]

thats the prologue, i want the war, chapter 1 2 3 etc

[edgy abyss]

This was @uncut yew during that discussion:

https://tenor.com/view/digging-kid-haha-funny-fail-gif-16871005

You got in the way of my meme

[uncut yew]

We were talking about the lack of Mods in the Americas, I said it would be weird if he became a mod.
I meant it as a 'vibe' thing, not an insult towards his ability or anything like that, que me trying to explain myself for several minutes until BloodOfSniper came in and translated my stupidity into legible text

[edgy abyss]

Unfortunate for our entertainment

[fading shuttle]

americans cant become mods

[solar obsidian]

hmm, well i guess the server does lack the other side of the globe mods

[stone blade]

I cant believe they're still together even after all that shit

[final cedar]

Major Kusanagi, nooo
https://youtu.be/h4sl0QrnhUE

[uncut yew]

The closest we have is Madi, but still not quite there

[final cedar]

Cyber pedophile

[solar obsidian]

who???

madi???

[stone blade]

My ass cheeks

[fading shuttle]

damn i wish that was me

[edgy abyss]

They get to ban people

we only get to deal with support idiots

[carmine crown]

Must be bored

[final cedar]

Who?

[stone blade]

i want to hurt people

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575172544148144128/1110306420974440498/7816d6f6b6bf2d21c9cc01563f519ebb.mp4

[fading shuttle]

yes

[solar obsidian]

1 billion kek coins

[fading shuttle]

1 trillion coins

and you become co-owner

[final cedar]

You wanan seduce a boy?

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/topkek-cupcake-snacks-gif-13818634

[fading shuttle]

i want massive tits

[edgy abyss]

If anyone is become mod it's gonna be me, Falco still owes me for the meme that he never asked for

I did it multiple times

[solar obsidian]

keeping it real

[edgy abyss]

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4I1LwNLSRA

Me watching this channel with this song

[frank cairn]

Sup brainfard

[uncut yew]

!grim

[split canyon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/958342885005221898/1085694647101300756/for-grimm.gif

[edgy abyss]

!sean

[split canyon]

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[edgy abyss]

[primal kiln]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[solar obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/958342885005221898/1085694647101300756/for-grimm.gif

[final cedar]

Is that edited? Was the menu music always this fire?

[edgy abyss]

[frank cairn]

Thanks Ted El Gamblero

[solar obsidian]

[grizzled meadow]

It's absolutely this fire, this version is extended but it's the original unedited song, straight from the game

[edgy abyss]

wait... do we have...

[stone blade]

PENIS!

[edgy abyss]

that and something else

!falco

[split canyon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026780041461366804/1065760499205156906/image.png

[edgy abyss]

EYYYY

[stone blade]

cock even!!

[swift scarab]

He lives in Europe I think?

Not sure

[grizzled meadow]

Madirex lives in Russia somewhere, I don't remember which part

[uncut yew]

Eastern Russia

[solar obsidian]

rasija

[fading shuttle]

yes, europe

[swift scarab]

Ah

[swift scarab]

Piss off it was a guess

[frank cairn]

Falco is a frate

Latin frate

[edgy abyss]

Mwadi lives in all of our hearts

[solar obsidian]

man, hes not dead

[edgy abyss]

I know

[fading shuttle]

madi lives in vorkuta

[uncut yew]

!pingtest

[split canyon]

@deleted-user

[fading shuttle]

he is roommates with reznov

[frank cairn]

All gathered here today to celebrate Madi's memory

[solar obsidian]

!pingtest @uncut yew

[split canyon]

@deleted-user